D. Spencer Hines
2005-01-14 19:14:46 UTC
Are British Royals uniquely blunder-prone and abnormally stupid [some of
them] or is it just the far more aggressive British Press that creates
these hilarious British Royal Blunders, SNAFU's and Embarrassments -- a
combination of the two?
Other Nations' Royals do not seem to be as pig-ignorantly foolish and
fanatically self-destructive as the British Royals.
Fergie The Slut, Duchess of York -- surely one of the most abysmally
air-headed of them all. See Below.
You Brits might just want to replace this bad lot -- bring back the
Stuarts?
The current heir seems to be a chap in Liechtenstein
Consider -- this Hanover lot has run into the sands and petered out on
you.
Josef Wenzel v.u. zu Liechtenstein -- take a look at him, Brits -- you
could do MUCH worse with this Hanover lot you've inherited and probably
WILL. JOSEPH I, the Jacobites call him. Joseph is reported to be an
11th great-grandson of Charles I.
He's only NINE years old -- TRAINABLE.
Hell, he also probably speaks better English than your GEORGE I ever
did.
D. Spencer Hines
Lux et Veritas et Libertas
Vires et Honor
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'Diana would be proud'
By Stephen Deal, Metro
14 January 2005
"The Duchess of York leapt to the defence of Prince Harry over his Nazi
costume blunder yesterday, saying: 'His mother would be proud of him.'
Hilarious! Fergie The Airheaded prolongs the agony for the Queen,
Prince Philip and Prince Charles -- keeping the story alive. ---- DSH
The prince's aunt said he 'deserved a break' and added: 'I am behind him
100 per cent. OK, he wore a fancy dress costume, he got it wrong. I
hope the world accepts his apology.' ******
"I am behind him 100 per cent." ?????
This woman is as DUMB as they come. ---- DSH
A photo on the front page of yesterday's Sun newspaper showed the
20-year-old Royal enjoying a drink and a cigarette while dressed as a
member of Rommel's Afrika Corps, complete with red swastika armband.
In a statement, Harry said: 'I am very sorry if I caused any offence or
embarrassment to anyone. It was a poor choice of costume and I
apologise.'
"IF I caused any offence or embarrassment to anyone..." !!!!! -- What An
Idiot Prince Harry Is -- still digging a DEEPER HOLE for himself. ----
DSH
The Ministry of Defence insisted the incident would not affect Harry's
place at Sandhurst military academy, which he is expected to take up in
May.
IT WOULD affect the CANDIDACY of any OTHER applicant to SANDHURST. NOW,
the Royal Family has THAT issue, the issue of blatant, Royal FAVORITISM
to deal with. ---- DSH
The Duchess said she sympathised with the prince because she had made
similar errors of judgment in the past.
She told a US TV channel: 'I know what it is like to have bad press - I
had it for quite a long time.
'But Harry is a great boy, he really is. He is first rate. He does so
much to help so many children all over the world.' However, her comments
appeared to do little to calm the controversy.
HILARIOUS! No kidding. She is pouring PETROL on the FIRE! ---- DSH
The Simon Wiesenthal Centre, one of the largest international Jewish
human rights organisations, said the prince should attend a ceremony at
Auschwitz later this month to mark the 60th anniversary of the death
camp's liberation by allied troops. In a strongly worded rebuke, the
US-based centre added: 'This was a shameful act, displaying
insensitivity for the victims, not just for those soldiers of his own
country who gave their lives to defeat Nazism but to the Holocaust
victims.'
CORRECT! ---- DSH
Israeli foreign minister Silvan Shalom described Harry's use of Nazi
symbols as intolerable. 'This can encourage others to think that
perhaps that period was not as bad as we teach the young generation,' he
said.
RIGHT! The teaching of Modern European History in Britain must be in
the toilet. ---- DSH
Prince Charles was reported to have privately berated Harry but told an
aide his son did not need to grovel and apologise further. Charles was
also said to feel Prince William should have stopped his brother from
wearing the costume."
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WRONG! Prince Harry DOES need to GROVEL FURTHER -- ASAP. He hasn't
even BEGUN to grovel properly.
OF COURSE Prince William should have STOPPED HIM. He's an idiot too.
More fun and games with the British Royals. They exist primarily to
entertain the World.
D. Spencer Hines
Lux et Veritas et Libertas
Vires et Honor
them] or is it just the far more aggressive British Press that creates
these hilarious British Royal Blunders, SNAFU's and Embarrassments -- a
combination of the two?
Other Nations' Royals do not seem to be as pig-ignorantly foolish and
fanatically self-destructive as the British Royals.
Fergie The Slut, Duchess of York -- surely one of the most abysmally
air-headed of them all. See Below.
You Brits might just want to replace this bad lot -- bring back the
Stuarts?
The current heir seems to be a chap in Liechtenstein
Consider -- this Hanover lot has run into the sands and petered out on
you.
Josef Wenzel v.u. zu Liechtenstein -- take a look at him, Brits -- you
could do MUCH worse with this Hanover lot you've inherited and probably
WILL. JOSEPH I, the Jacobites call him. Joseph is reported to be an
11th great-grandson of Charles I.
He's only NINE years old -- TRAINABLE.
Hell, he also probably speaks better English than your GEORGE I ever
did.
D. Spencer Hines
Lux et Veritas et Libertas
Vires et Honor
-------------------------
'Diana would be proud'
By Stephen Deal, Metro
14 January 2005
"The Duchess of York leapt to the defence of Prince Harry over his Nazi
costume blunder yesterday, saying: 'His mother would be proud of him.'
Hilarious! Fergie The Airheaded prolongs the agony for the Queen,
Prince Philip and Prince Charles -- keeping the story alive. ---- DSH
The prince's aunt said he 'deserved a break' and added: 'I am behind him
100 per cent. OK, he wore a fancy dress costume, he got it wrong. I
hope the world accepts his apology.' ******
"I am behind him 100 per cent." ?????
This woman is as DUMB as they come. ---- DSH
A photo on the front page of yesterday's Sun newspaper showed the
20-year-old Royal enjoying a drink and a cigarette while dressed as a
member of Rommel's Afrika Corps, complete with red swastika armband.
In a statement, Harry said: 'I am very sorry if I caused any offence or
embarrassment to anyone. It was a poor choice of costume and I
apologise.'
"IF I caused any offence or embarrassment to anyone..." !!!!! -- What An
Idiot Prince Harry Is -- still digging a DEEPER HOLE for himself. ----
DSH
The Ministry of Defence insisted the incident would not affect Harry's
place at Sandhurst military academy, which he is expected to take up in
May.
IT WOULD affect the CANDIDACY of any OTHER applicant to SANDHURST. NOW,
the Royal Family has THAT issue, the issue of blatant, Royal FAVORITISM
to deal with. ---- DSH
The Duchess said she sympathised with the prince because she had made
similar errors of judgment in the past.
She told a US TV channel: 'I know what it is like to have bad press - I
had it for quite a long time.
'But Harry is a great boy, he really is. He is first rate. He does so
much to help so many children all over the world.' However, her comments
appeared to do little to calm the controversy.
HILARIOUS! No kidding. She is pouring PETROL on the FIRE! ---- DSH
The Simon Wiesenthal Centre, one of the largest international Jewish
human rights organisations, said the prince should attend a ceremony at
Auschwitz later this month to mark the 60th anniversary of the death
camp's liberation by allied troops. In a strongly worded rebuke, the
US-based centre added: 'This was a shameful act, displaying
insensitivity for the victims, not just for those soldiers of his own
country who gave their lives to defeat Nazism but to the Holocaust
victims.'
CORRECT! ---- DSH
Israeli foreign minister Silvan Shalom described Harry's use of Nazi
symbols as intolerable. 'This can encourage others to think that
perhaps that period was not as bad as we teach the young generation,' he
said.
RIGHT! The teaching of Modern European History in Britain must be in
the toilet. ---- DSH
Prince Charles was reported to have privately berated Harry but told an
aide his son did not need to grovel and apologise further. Charles was
also said to feel Prince William should have stopped his brother from
wearing the costume."
--------------------
WRONG! Prince Harry DOES need to GROVEL FURTHER -- ASAP. He hasn't
even BEGUN to grovel properly.
OF COURSE Prince William should have STOPPED HIM. He's an idiot too.
More fun and games with the British Royals. They exist primarily to
entertain the World.
D. Spencer Hines
Lux et Veritas et Libertas
Vires et Honor