"Puns of the Weak" 10/20/00

[Tim Bruening]

Medicine people: Ampu Tate, Clin Nick, Hyperder Mick, Medi Kate, Medi
Cal, Med Dick, Vacci Nate.

Vege Tate: A very lazy man.

[Tim Bruening]

Music people: Harmon Nick, Melo D (A musical demon), Melo Dic, Music
Cal, Reson Nic, Rhapso D (Another musical demon), Rhapso Dick, Rhyth
Mick, Son Nick.

[nemo]

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Music people: Harmon Nick, Melo D (A musical demon), Melo Dic, Music
Cal, Reson Nic, Rhapso D (Another musical demon), Rhapso Dick, Rhyth
Mick, Son Nick.

Someone Irish and very short in Britain during WW2: Nick O'Relastic.

[Tim Bruening]

Disease carrying people: Epidem Mick, N Dem Mick, Pandem Mick.

[Tim Bruening]

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Disease carrying people: Epidem Mick, N Dem Mick, Pandem Mick.

And Cron Nick.

[nemo]

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Disease carrying people: Epidem Mick, N Dem Mick, Pandem Mick.

And Cron Nick.

And the disease carrier with big red swollen lymph nodes: Bubo Nick.

[nemo]

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Disease carrying people: Epidem Mick, N Dem Mick, Pandem Mick.

You forgot Emma Reece-Heigh.

Together with many millions who don't know they've got it, I'm carrying it
and I have to use Hibiscrub to bathe with and bung Bactroban ointment up my
nose! Damned nuisance!

[Tim Bruening]

Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
Disease carrying people: Epidem Mick, N Dem Mick, Pandem Mick.

You forgot Emma Reece-Heigh.
Together with many millions who don't know they've got it, I'm carrying it
and I have to use Hibiscrub to bathe with and bung Bactroban ointment up my
nose! Damned nuisance!

Better than Bubon Nick Plague!

[nemo]

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Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
Disease carrying people: Epidem Mick, N Dem Mick, Pandem Mick.

You forgot Emma Reece-Heigh.
Together with many millions who don't know they've got it, I'm carrying it
and I have to use Hibiscrub to bathe with and bung Bactroban ointment up my
nose! Damned nuisance!

Better than Bubon Nick Plague!

Did you get it? . . . the pun, not the bacterium!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MRSA

With the ease-of-travel these days, it must be rife in the US as well by
now.

I posted a Bubo Nick pun further down already.

[Tim Bruening]

Music people: Harmon Nick, Melo D (A musical demon), Melo Dic, Music
Cal, Lear Rick, Reson Nic, Rhapso D (Another musical demon), Rhapso
Dick, Rhyth
Mick, Son Nick.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening
Music people: Harmon Nick, Melo D (A musical demon), Melo Dic, Music
Cal, Lear Rick, Reson Nic, Rhapso D (Another musical demon), Rhapso
Dick, Rhyth
Mick, Son Nick.

Wizard of an idiot composer: Pagan Ninny.

[Tim Bruening]

Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
Music people: Harmon Nick, Melo D (A musical demon), Melo Dic, Music
Cal, Lear Rick, Reson Nic, Rhapso D (Another musical demon), Rhapso
Dick, Rhyth
Mick, Son Nick.

Wizard of an idiot composer: Pagan Ninny.

How about Phil Harmonic?

[nemo]

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Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
Music people: Harmon Nick, Melo D (A musical demon), Melo Dic, Music
Cal, Lear Rick, Reson Nic, Rhapso D (Another musical demon), Rhapso
Dick, Rhyth
Mick, Son Nick.

Wizard of an idiot composer: Pagan Ninny.

How about Phil Harmonic?

Or The Wiener Phil Harmonic-car? A small sausage-shaped German automobile
with holes along the side that you blow and suck through.

I'm listening to it playing Beethoven's Erotica Symphony in Es-dur Rantzen
at the moment, conducted by Herbert on Carry-On and not a nazi!

[nemo]

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Medicine people: Ampu Tate, Clin Nick, Hyperder Mick, Medi Kate, Medi
Cal, Med Dick, Vacci Nate.
Vege Tate: A very lazy man.

In an art gallery?

[Tim Bruening]

Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
Medicine people: Ampu Tate, Clin Nick, Hyperder Mick, Medi Kate, Medi
Cal, Med Dick, Vacci Nate.
Vege Tate: A very lazy man.

In an art gallery?

No, in his house.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
Medicine people: Ampu Tate, Clin Nick, Hyperder Mick, Medi Kate, Medi
Cal, Med Dick, Vacci Nate.
Vege Tate: A very lazy man.

In an art gallery?

No, in his house.

He lives in a Tate? - or is it an S-Tate he owns?

Is it the Modern one or the Britain, the Liverpool or the Saint Ives one?

http://www.tate.org.uk/

[Tim Bruening]

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires across
America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires overwhelmingly
favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
George W Bush?
Rest of puns laughed off the stage.:)

I like candied dates. They come in long boxes with a sort of prong thing to
pick 'em up with at Christmas.

...

Sen-Nick: Man who likes to go the long way around.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires across
America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

Post by Tim Bruening

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
George W Bush?
Rest of puns laughed off the stage.:)

I like candied dates. They come in long boxes with a sort of prong thing to
pick 'em up with at Christmas.

Sen-Nick: Man who likes to go the long way around.

Sen-narr Pod: An idiotic way to cure contsipation.

And don't forget my See Nick route, where you might encounter the devil.

Encounter: Device for enumerating chickens.

[Tim Bruening]

Post by Tim Bruening

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires

across

Post by Tim Bruening

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

Post by Tim Bruening

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

Post by Tim Bruening

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
George W Bush?
Rest of puns laughed off the stage.:)

I like candied dates. They come in long boxes with a sort of prong thing

to

Post by Tim Bruening

pick 'em up with at Christmas.

Sen-Nick: Man who likes to go the long way around.

Sen-narr Pod: An idiotic way to cure contsipation.
And don't forget my See Nick route, where you might encounter the devil.
Encounter: Device for enumerating chickens.

...

Ashen: Burnt chicken.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Post by Tim Bruening

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires

across

Post by Tim Bruening

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

Post by Tim Bruening

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

Post by Tim Bruening

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
George W Bush?
Rest of puns laughed off the stage.:)

I like candied dates. They come in long boxes with a sort of prong thing

to

Post by Tim Bruening

pick 'em up with at Christmas.

Sen-Nick: Man who likes to go the long way around.

Sen-narr Pod: An idiotic way to cure contsipation.
And don't forget my See Nick route, where you might encounter the devil.
Encounter: Device for enumerating chickens.

Ashen: Burnt chicken.

...

Ashanti: Burnt char from Ghana.

[Tim Bruening]

Post by Tim Bruening

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires

across

Post by Tim Bruening

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

Post by Tim Bruening

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

Post by Tim Bruening

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
George W Bush?
Rest of puns laughed off the stage.:)

I like candied dates. They come in long boxes with a sort of prong thing

to

Post by Tim Bruening

pick 'em up with at Christmas.

Sen-Nick: Man who likes to go the long way around.

Sen-narr Pod: An idiotic way to cure contsipation.
And don't forget my See Nick route, where you might encounter the devil.
Encounter: Device for enumerating chickens.

...

Ashen: Burnt chicken.

[Tim Bruening]

Post by Tim Bruening

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires

across

Post by Tim Bruening

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

Post by Tim Bruening

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

Post by Tim Bruening

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
George W Bush?
Rest of puns laughed off the stage.:)

I like candied dates. They come in long boxes with a sort of prong thing

to

Post by Tim Bruening

pick 'em up with at Christmas.

Sen-Nick: Man who likes to go the long way around.

Sen-narr Pod: An idiotic way to cure contsipation.
And don't forget my See Nick route, where you might encounter the devil.
Encounter: Device for enumerating chickens.

...

Ashen: Burnt chicken.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Post by Tim Bruening

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires

across

Post by Tim Bruening

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

Post by Tim Bruening

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

Post by Tim Bruening

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
George W Bush?
Rest of puns laughed off the stage.:)

I like candied dates. They come in long boxes with a sort of prong thing

to

Post by Tim Bruening

pick 'em up with at Christmas.

Sen-Nick: Man who likes to go the long way around.

Sen-narr Pod: An idiotic way to cure contsipation.
And don't forget my See Nick route, where you might encounter the devil.
Encounter: Device for enumerating chickens.

Ashen: Burnt chicken.

...

Device for keeping the score of very hot unwed couples bonking/boinking in a
road-house: Innsinnerator.

[Tim Bruening]

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires

across

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
George W Bush?

Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)

Speaking of Bush League, I understand that minor league players are
overwhelmingly for Bush.:)

So are primitive tribesmen in Africa.

Like the ones who keep hurting their feet by stepping on sharp thorns? The
Waaaaa Tootsies!

...

Tecton-Nick: A shaking man.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires

across

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
George W Bush?

Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)

Speaking of Bush League, I understand that minor league players are
overwhelmingly for Bush.:)

So are primitive tribesmen in Africa.

Like the ones who keep hurting their feet by stepping on sharp thorns? The
Waaaaa Tootsies!

Tecton-Nick: A shaking man.

...

That'd be their Witch Doctor, or when he's helping dig irrigation channels,
their Ditch Woktor.
(At high altitudes, he's also their Chinese cook.)

[Tim Bruening]

Post by Tim Bruening

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as

vampires

Post by Tim Bruening

across

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon

Stone

Post by Tim Bruening

favor

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

Post by Tim Bruening

George W Bush?

Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)

Speaking of Bush League, I understand that minor league players are
overwhelmingly for Bush.:)

So are primitive tribesmen in Africa.

Like the ones who keep hurting their feet by stepping on sharp thorns?

The

Post by Tim Bruening

Waaaaa Tootsies!

Tecton-Nick: A shaking man.

That'd be their Witch Doctor, or when he's helping dig irrigation channels,
their Ditch Woktor.
(At high altitudes, he's also their Chinese cook.)

...

Seis Mick: A shaking Irishman.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Post by Tim Bruening

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as

vampires

Post by Tim Bruening

across

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon

Stone

Post by Tim Bruening

favor

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

Post by Tim Bruening

George W Bush?

Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)

Speaking of Bush League, I understand that minor league players are
overwhelmingly for Bush.:)

So are primitive tribesmen in Africa.

Like the ones who keep hurting their feet by stepping on sharp thorns?

The

Post by Tim Bruening

Waaaaa Tootsies!

Tecton-Nick: A shaking man.

That'd be their Witch Doctor, or when he's helping dig irrigation channels,
their Ditch Woktor.
(At high altitudes, he's also their Chinese cook.)

Seis Mick: A shaking Irishman.

...

And if he gets scared enough, he'll produce a 'P' Wave!

[Tim Bruening]

Post by Tim Bruening

Post by Tim Bruening

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as

vampires

Post by Tim Bruening

across

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon

Stone

Post by Tim Bruening

favor

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon

Stone

Post by Tim Bruening

favor

Post by Tim Bruening

George W Bush?

Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)

Speaking of Bush League, I understand that minor league players

are

Post by Tim Bruening

Post by Tim Bruening

overwhelmingly for Bush.:)

So are primitive tribesmen in Africa.

Like the ones who keep hurting their feet by stepping on sharp

thorns?

Post by Tim Bruening

The

Post by Tim Bruening

Waaaaa Tootsies!

Tecton-Nick: A shaking man.

That'd be their Witch Doctor, or when he's helping dig irrigation

channels,

Post by Tim Bruening

their Ditch Woktor.
(At high altitudes, he's also their Chinese cook.)

Seis Mick: A shaking Irishman.

And if he gets scared enough, he'll produce a 'P' Wave!

...

How about a time wave that erases things from the timeline?

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Post by Tim Bruening

Post by Tim Bruening

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as

vampires

Post by Tim Bruening

across

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon

Stone

Post by Tim Bruening

favor

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon

Stone

Post by Tim Bruening

favor

Post by Tim Bruening

George W Bush?

Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)

Speaking of Bush League, I understand that minor league players

are

Post by Tim Bruening

Post by Tim Bruening

overwhelmingly for Bush.:)

So are primitive tribesmen in Africa.

Like the ones who keep hurting their feet by stepping on sharp

thorns?

Post by Tim Bruening

The

Post by Tim Bruening

Waaaaa Tootsies!

Tecton-Nick: A shaking man.

That'd be their Witch Doctor, or when he's helping dig irrigation

channels,

Post by Tim Bruening

their Ditch Woktor.
(At high altitudes, he's also their Chinese cook.)

Seis Mick: A shaking Irishman.

And if he gets scared enough, he'll produce a 'P' Wave!

How about a time wave that erases things from the timeline?

...

Whatsat gotta do with earthquacks? (these are the ones caused by millions of
ducks all jumping up and down at once!)

BTW. 'P' wave?? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seismology

P an' S wave? You can get arrested for that!

[Tim Bruening]

Post by Tim Bruening

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as

vampires

Post by Tim Bruening

across

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon

Stone

Post by Tim Bruening

favor

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

Post by Tim Bruening

George W Bush?

Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)

Speaking of Bush League, I understand that minor league players are
overwhelmingly for Bush.:)

So are primitive tribesmen in Africa.

Like the ones who keep hurting their feet by stepping on sharp thorns?

The

Post by Tim Bruening

Waaaaa Tootsies!

Tecton-Nick: A shaking man.

That'd be their Witch Doctor, or when he's helping dig irrigation channels,
their Ditch Woktor.
(At high altitudes, he's also their Chinese cook.)

...

Seis Mick: A shaking Irishman.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Post by Tim Bruening

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as

vampires

Post by Tim Bruening

across

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon

Stone

Post by Tim Bruening

favor

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

Post by Tim Bruening

George W Bush?

Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)

Speaking of Bush League, I understand that minor league players are
overwhelmingly for Bush.:)

So are primitive tribesmen in Africa.

Like the ones who keep hurting their feet by stepping on sharp thorns?

The

Post by Tim Bruening

Waaaaa Tootsies!

Tecton-Nick: A shaking man.

That'd be their Witch Doctor, or when he's helping dig irrigation channels,
their Ditch Woktor.
(At high altitudes, he's also their Chinese cook.)

Seis Mick: A shaking Irishman.

...

Tell him to hang on then.

[Tim Bruening]

Post by Tim Bruening

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as

vampires

Post by Tim Bruening

across

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon

Stone

Post by Tim Bruening

favor

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

Post by Tim Bruening

George W Bush?

Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)

Speaking of Bush League, I understand that minor league players are
overwhelmingly for Bush.:)

So are primitive tribesmen in Africa.

Like the ones who keep hurting their feet by stepping on sharp thorns?

The

Post by Tim Bruening

Waaaaa Tootsies!

Tecton-Nick: A shaking man.

That'd be their Witch Doctor, or when he's helping dig irrigation channels,
their Ditch Woktor.
(At high altitudes, he's also their Chinese cook.)

...

Seis Mick: A shaking Irishman.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Post by Tim Bruening

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as

vampires

Post by Tim Bruening

across

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon

Stone

Post by Tim Bruening

favor

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

Post by Tim Bruening

George W Bush?

Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)

Speaking of Bush League, I understand that minor league players are
overwhelmingly for Bush.:)

So are primitive tribesmen in Africa.

Like the ones who keep hurting their feet by stepping on sharp thorns?

The

Post by Tim Bruening

Waaaaa Tootsies!

Tecton-Nick: A shaking man.

That'd be their Witch Doctor, or when he's helping dig irrigation channels,
their Ditch Woktor.
(At high altitudes, he's also their Chinese cook.)

Seis Mick: A shaking Irishman.

...

Narr. That's what his wife with a big randy grin on her face said to him on
their honeymoon night: "That's quite a Seismick!"

[Tim Bruening]

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as

vampires

across

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

George W Bush?

Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)

Speaking of Bush League, I understand that minor league players are
overwhelmingly for Bush.:)

Moses came upon a group of college students, burning an effigy of the
Republican candidate, after that, he still talks of the Burning Bush.

Vegetables are overwhelmingly for Nader. Their slogan is "Lettuce vote
for
Nader!".

Nader was the bees' knees a few years ago. What went wrong. Did the oil
companies realise that his ant-pollution stance would cost them money?!

...

Pollen Nate: Man who fertilizes flowers.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as

vampires

across

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

George W Bush?

Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)

Speaking of Bush League, I understand that minor league players are
overwhelmingly for Bush.:)

Moses came upon a group of college students, burning an effigy of the
Republican candidate, after that, he still talks of the Burning Bush.

Vegetables are overwhelmingly for Nader. Their slogan is "Lettuce vote
for
Nader!".

Nader was the bees' knees a few years ago. What went wrong. Did the oil
companies realise that his ant-pollution stance would cost them money?!

Pollen Nate: Man who fertilizes flowers.

...

Silly B!

[Tim Bruening]

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires

across

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
George W Bush?
Rest of puns laughed off the stage.:)

How on or under earth could they carry on their trades in the pits??

Bring in lots of beds.
Pitting: Bell in a hole.

Bedding and stretcher manufacturers' hymn: "Litters with a gladsome mind . .
"

...

Litter G: Golbin who pollutes.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires

across

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
George W Bush?
Rest of puns laughed off the stage.:)

How on or under earth could they carry on their trades in the pits??

Bring in lots of beds.
Pitting: Bell in a hole.

Bedding and stretcher manufacturers' hymn: "Litters with a gladsome mind . .
"

Litter G: Golbin who pollutes.

...

Pollute: An ancient string instrument played by a parrot.

[Tim Bruening]

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires

across

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
George W Bush?
Rest of puns laughed off the stage.:)

How on or under earth could they carry on their trades in the pits??

Bring in lots of beds.
Pitting: Bell in a hole.

Bedding and stretcher manufacturers' hymn: "Litters with a gladsome mind . .
"

...

Litter G: Golbin who pollutes.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

"Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires

across

America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires

overwhelmingly

favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone

favor

the other candidate. (Henry Link)

Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
George W Bush?
Rest of puns laughed off the stage.:)

How on or under earth could they carry on their trades in the pits??

Bring in lots of beds.
Pitting: Bell in a hole.

Bedding and stretcher manufacturers' hymn: "Litters with a gladsome mind . .
"

Litter G: Golbin who pollutes.

...

Sermon: Knight who wears a Japanese badge.

[Tim Bruening]

Medicine people: Ampu Tate, Clin Nick, Hyperder Mick, Medi Kate, Medi
Cal, Med Dick, Vacci Nate.

Vege Tate: A very lazy man.

[Tim Bruening]

Music people: Harmon Nick, Melo D (A musical demon), Melo Dic, Music
Cal, Reson Nic, Rhapso D (Another musical demon), Rhapso Dick, Rhyth
Mick, Son Nick.

[Tim Bruening]

Medicine people: Ampu Tate, Clin Nick, Hyperder Mick, Medi Kate, Medi
Cal, Med Dick, Vacci Nate.

Vege Tate: A very lazy man.

[Tim Bruening]

Medicine people: Ampu Tate, Clin Nick, Hyperder Mick, Medi Kate, Medi
Cal, Med Dick, Vacci Nate.

Vege Tate: A very lazy man.