Sandy once was called Big Red
because the hair on top her head
was red until it all turned gray,
like she is now. The other day,
Sandy said, 'Big Red is dead,
thank God!' It's odd that she'd said
Big Red was dead within the hearing
of those for whom it's most endearing,
but surely Sandy says that it's okay.
Big Red is dead. Hooray for Big Gray!
Now, I ain't talking about no horse.
Just a different Sandy, of course, of course.