"The Tasmanians, in spite of their human likeness, were entirely swept
out of existence in a war of extermination waged by European
immigrants, in the space of fifty years."
- HG Wells, _The War of the Worlds: Book One - The Coming of the
Martians_
Tender readers,
I find myself with some time on my hands and - sadly - have nothing
better to do am choosing to respond to one of Kit Fardell's fanciful
scenarios of the University of New England, or in this case UNE writ
large - Australia - going through Some Hole In Time.
Post by christopher fardellWhat if Australia was moved back in time, by alien space bats, from
this date (25th December) this year, to the 25th December 1907.
Naturally this is a scenario we should approach rigorously, if we are
to do it real justice. So are you all sitting comfortably? Then we
shall begin.
Plausibility
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As Luke Schleusener has noted before, this NG is constrained by its
position in the hierarchy of soc.history.what-if
Soc - we need to be writing about humans and, importantly, humans
interacting in society or societies.
History - we need to be writing about times of written history
What-if - we need to be writing about plausible points of divergence;
what might have been but for a human decision or a chance natural
phenomena.
Given this, a quibbler might find two faults with Kit's scenario.
Firstly, 25 December 2007 isn't really historical. There have been no
learnèd books published on the era. Yet. OTOH Beatrix gave me for
Christmas the book _Poll Dancing_ by Mungo MacCallum which is a
history of Australian from 1 December 2006 to 24 November 2007. So if
25 December 2007 isn't historical it soon will be.[1]
Secondly, there is the Some Hole In Time aspect. For a long time it
was thought that time travel was impossible - in fact you can still
find some websites to this effect. We know now that time travel
occurs regularly at the sub-atomic level - the reason that electrons
can be so hard to pin down is that the buggers are jumping backwards
and forward in time. Less frequently we have time travel at the meta-
quantum level, the Paasikivi-Fagerholm effect. Here a volume of
several cubic metres may travel as much as five minutes into the past.
You probably have encountered the Passikivi-Fagerholm event in your
lives, tender readers. You put something down, leave the room, come
back to look for it and it's gone. The problem is you've just entered
room2 - an instance of your room where you (in another TL) has already
moved the object. It is this empty room2 that you have now entered
thinking it is room1. Under Kapodistrias' corollary - the so-called
'rubber band effect' - the original room1 will return a few minutes
later so when you re-enter it you find the lost object thinking _But I
already looked there._
The rubber band effect is not always reliable and sometime you are
left with room2. In this case the missing item - car keys, sweater,
spouse - is never coming back.[2]
But try as we might it won't be possible to have a Passikivi-Fagerholm/
Kapodistrias event that will send a whole continent back a century.
However appealing the idea of sending Australia through Some Hole In
Time - an 'Oz Hole' for short - it just isn't physically possible.
So a rigorous WI is out of the question. But can we do a thought
experiment in this festive season when our thoughts might be moved by
flip, by Wombat Lager, by OP rum or, in special cases, by all three?
Of course we can: this is s.h.w-i - an anarchic bunch for whom the
normal laws do not apply.
What is Australia?
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We need first to understand our parameters - we certainly don't want
an 'anything goes' thread.
So is Australia just the mainland - excluding Fraser, Kangeroo and the
other lesser island? Is it all states and territories but excluding
formal dependencies like the Cocos/Keeling Islands and Christmas
Island? Or do we include everything including the informal
dependencies like the Solomons, Vanuatu and Timor L'Este?
Every choice is pregnant with significance. But to move forward let
us say the eight states and territories but not NSW's Lord Howe
Island. We won't make the Oz Hole _too_ big.
Further more we'll shift the 200nm Australian Fishing Zone and the
airspace above it. Does this sound about right
The 2007 ATL
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In Kit's scenario the world gradually wakes up on 2007's Feast of the
Nativity to discover Australia is gone. On balance, the quality of
s.h.w-i improves. As for the wider consequences it's probably too
soon to say.
So let us leave the 2007 ATL and instead observe the 1907 ATL...
The Human Tragedy
=================
The Oz Hole is a catastrophe, both for the temporal immigrants and the
temporal aborigines. Australia in OTL is a vibrant melting pot with
citizens and visitors from all over the world. Most of the temporal
immigrants will have friends and family left up-time. In addition
Australians are great holders and users of passports, travelling to
foreign countries at a clip that might amaze the Nigerians and
Americans among my readership. Consequently there are a vast number
of permanent separations. Worse, there is no certainty that those up-
time are still living happily. From the perspective of the immigrants
all their near and dear have been snuffed out. Twenty million people
have been cut off from the rest of the world, apart from a bunch of
clueless Edwardians in various overseas countries.
Let us not forget the tragedy for the temporal aborigines. Families
in the UK, NZ, Canada, the USA, Italy, Greece and other places had, in
1907, relatives and friends in Australia. They are gone, to God knows
where, and with the telegraph in place the bad news will travel fast.
The twelve days of Christmas in 1907/08 are a time of despair and
anguish. The anguish is most deeply felt in Australia and the
Aussies, always prone to mental illness and alcoholism, succumb as you
might expect.
The Australian Reaction
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Australia has always bee reliant on great powers. Form 1788-1941 it
was the British Empire; from 1942 onwards the USA. There is no longer
a great power as the Australian government would understand it - just
a bunch of uncouth, racist, imperialistic nation-states.[3]
It's a dangerous world out there - no sense in making it more
dangerous. The censorship and the imprisonments begin...
The World Reaction
==================
There will be steamers en route to Australia from New Zealand, the
Dutch East Indies and the UK. Sone the temporal aboriginals will be
getting a first-hand look at 21st century technology. This will be
controlled. At a time of national disruption and the risk of national
annihilation people on either side of politics would not begrudge a
government who took the approach, "We will decide who comes into our
country, and the circumstances in which they come in."[4]
But the word will get out. The significant aboriginal states of
Europe, the Americas and Japan will learn that Australia has great
secrets, vast treasures and a low population. The chief emotions of
the aboriginal states will be greed and fear.
The Problem of Foreigners
=========================
Among the temporal immigrants there may be those with great love - or
great hatred - towards the aboriginal nation-states. There is always
the risk that a temporary-resident Indian or an American tourist might
chose to act in a way contrary to Australia's interest - that they
might seek to share knowledge that will remove the Australian
advantage.
It's a dangerous world out there - no sense in making it more
dangerous. The censorship and the imprisonments begin...
The Problem of Resources
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Australia is a great trading nation. The flip side of this is that
she is not self-sufficient for all her needs.
Some of these needs cannot be met in the world of 1907.[5]
Technological degradation will be a consequence, until substitutes can
be made.
Some of these needs can be met from overseas, aboriginal sources.
Resource security will become an important concern for the government.
Will the Be War?
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Yes.[6] While the European powers had a rivalry in 1907 they could
also act in concert against The Other as need be, as evidenced by
their recent response to the Boxer Rebellion. Both fear and greed
will cause them to want to attack Australia.
Equally an increasingly autocratic government in Canberra, paranoid
and greedy for foreign resources will be seeking to establish a new
world order in keeping with Australia's needs.
We have noted above how the Australian government will feel compelled
to fight the inevitable war. The question for the logistics geeks is
this: How will the atom bombs be delivered to Hamburg, New York and
(regrettably) London? The F-111s are long ranged but there will still
need to be staging bases. Or could a submarine deliver frogmen with
luggable weapons to the ports in question? What is the range of
Collins class boat and how might it refuel?
Will there be Famine, Pestilence and Death?
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Oh, yes. Any Australia v The Rest of the World naval war could cause
severe disruption to sea trade to the detriment of countries dependant
on food imports. [The UKoGBaI comes immediately to mind.]
But worse than famine will be disease. Australia has a very low rate
of HIV infection thanks to far-sighted precautions instituted in the
1980s. But HIV positive people do exist and if they are allowed to go
overseas the disease will spread. But what are the other diseases,
unknown to the aboriginals, that the immigrants could spread - either
accidentally or deliberately? Remember, the aboriginal world does
not, as yet, have the secret of antibiotics.
The Logical Consequences
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By 1911 a _modus vivendi_ will be established. Australia will have
carved out a security zone including New Zealand and the Dutch East
Indies. 'Secrets' will be given to aboriginal countries on a
controlled basis in exchange for t/r/i/b/u/t/e royalties. The delayed
federal election is promised for 1912/2012 unless there are unexpected
circumstances.
Goods are provided from Australia to the aboriginal countries as
well. Illegal pharmaceuticals, colour off-set printed pr0n,
televisions that only show _Neighbours_ and Kylie, and new age
religious works prove surprising popular albeit socially disruptive.
Oddly in this TL people see Australians as overbearing and obnoxious.
You just can't help some folk.
[1] Of course we won't _really_ know what happened in 2007 until the
National Archives are opened in 2037 under the Thirty Year Rule. And
so the very best s.h.w-i scenarios of Australia in 2007 won't appear
until the expiration of the BoB, or Ban on Britney.
[2] Happily in the absence of a body you're not going to have to do
gaol time.
[3] There was going to be a marvellous pithy footnote going here but,
alas! the margins of the BoP are too narrow.
[4] If any reader observes that my portrayal of the Australian
government would have been more realistic had the Oz Hole occured on
25 October 2007 I shall be forced to invoke the BoP.
[5] It's an odd mix. Australia can readily make atom bombs if
required but not ammunition for the Leopard II and Abrams tanks. If
Australia has to fight a war it will not be conventional.]
[6] This is a Some Hole In Time scenario after all. There will also
be a same-sex love scene but not one that you'd enjoy.
- Syd
--
"Oh, it's evil. But is it evil enough? I want a coffin nail for
the whole subgenre. A stake in the heart, a lethal injection."
- Carlos O Yu