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Lynn McGuire
2020-04-07 18:21:10 UTC
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From BH in the Fort Bend Journal:

“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves. Today
was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.”

Lynn
Dorothy J Heydt
2020-04-07 23:01:57 UTC
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“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves. Today
was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.”
Ewwwww.

Hal managed to score a six-pack today. He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long. But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
--
Dorothy J. Heydt
Vallejo, California
djheydt at gmail dot com
www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/
Lynn McGuire
2020-04-08 00:22:31 UTC
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Post by Dorothy J Heydt
“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves. Today
was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.”
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today. He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long. But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each). And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls). We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty. Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move. I won't make that mistake again. If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.

Lynn
J. Clarke
2020-04-08 01:38:24 UTC
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On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 19:22:31 -0500, Lynn McGuire
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves. Today
was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.�
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today. He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long. But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each). And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls). We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty. Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move. I won't make that mistake again. If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
Geez, how many people life with you?

I started with 3.5 megarolls of Charmin ultra, I'm down to 2.5, and in
principle Costco is going to be delivering 30 of their store brand
next week.
Lynn McGuire
2020-04-08 02:16:26 UTC
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Post by J. Clarke
On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 19:22:31 -0500, Lynn McGuire
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves. Today
was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.�
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today. He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long. But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each). And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls). We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty. Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move. I won't make that mistake again. If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
Geez, how many people life with you?
I started with 3.5 megarolls of Charmin ultra, I'm down to 2.5, and in
principle Costco is going to be delivering 30 of their store brand
next week.
Me, the wife, and the 32 year old disabled daughter. Women use a LOT of
toilet paper. Probably 10X that of men.

I am a prepper. I like to keep six months of everything we need. I got
caught short by the move.

Lynn
Peter Trei
2020-04-08 02:52:18 UTC
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Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by J. Clarke
On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 19:22:31 -0500, Lynn McGuire
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves. Today
was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.�
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today. He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long. But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each). And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls). We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty. Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move. I won't make that mistake again. If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
Geez, how many people life with you?
I started with 3.5 megarolls of Charmin ultra, I'm down to 2.5, and in
principle Costco is going to be delivering 30 of their store brand
next week.
Me, the wife, and the 32 year old disabled daughter. Women use a LOT of
toilet paper. Probably 10X that of men.
I am a prepper. I like to keep six months of everything we need. I got
caught short by the move.
Still kind of hard to believe your numbers - that comes to over 2 rolls a
day. I also have a 2W, 1M household, and I expect we're under 1/day.

I just wish I'd had the foresight to get Chlorox wipes, etc.

For the most part, the only time any of us have to go out is to the pharmacy
and grocery, and we try to keep that down once a week, and we wear masks.

Fortunately, none of us work in a way which requires leaving, and we're keeping
visitors to near zero.

pt
Lynn McGuire
2020-04-08 03:07:04 UTC
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Post by Peter Trei
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by J. Clarke
On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 19:22:31 -0500, Lynn McGuire
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves. Today
was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.�
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today. He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long. But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each). And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls). We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty. Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move. I won't make that mistake again. If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
Geez, how many people life with you?
I started with 3.5 megarolls of Charmin ultra, I'm down to 2.5, and in
principle Costco is going to be delivering 30 of their store brand
next week.
Me, the wife, and the 32 year old disabled daughter. Women use a LOT of
toilet paper. Probably 10X that of men.
I am a prepper. I like to keep six months of everything we need. I got
caught short by the move.
Still kind of hard to believe your numbers - that comes to over 2 rolls a
day. I also have a 2W, 1M household, and I expect we're under 1/day.
I just wish I'd had the foresight to get Chlorox wipes, etc.
For the most part, the only time any of us have to go out is to the pharmacy
and grocery, and we try to keep that down once a week, and we wear masks.
Fortunately, none of us work in a way which requires leaving, and we're keeping
visitors to near zero.
pt
Uh, I am not easy on the TP either ? And my dog seems to have problem
hitting the potty pads in our bathroom at night. She lives in the house
with us, dadgum coyotes. The cat too but he has a litter box.

Yup, I started wearing a mask last Friday. And I am making the wife
wear a mask even though she thinks it is stupid.

And don't flush the wipes to the septic tank !

Lynn
Dimensional Traveler
2020-04-08 04:59:18 UTC
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Post by J. Clarke
On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 19:22:31 -0500, Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce
leaves.  Today
was just the tip of the iceberg.  Tomorrow romaines to be seen.â€?
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today.  He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long.  But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each).  And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls).  We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty.  Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move.  I won't make that mistake again.  If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
Geez, how many people life with you?
I started with 3.5 megarolls of Charmin ultra, I'm down to 2.5, and in
principle Costco is going to be delivering 30 of their store brand
next week.
Me, the wife, and the 32 year old disabled daughter.  Women use a LOT of
toilet paper.  Probably 10X that of men.
I am a prepper.  I like to keep six months of everything we need.  I got
caught short by the move.
Of course! China carefully timed the release to hit the US at the worst
possible time for you, specifically!
--
<to be filled in at a later date>
Lynn McGuire
2020-04-08 18:05:50 UTC
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Post by J. Clarke
On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 19:22:31 -0500, Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce
leaves.  Today
was just the tip of the iceberg.  Tomorrow romaines to be seen.â€?
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today.  He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long.  But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each).  And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls).  We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty.  Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move.  I won't make that mistake again.  If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
Geez, how many people life with you?
I started with 3.5 megarolls of Charmin ultra, I'm down to 2.5, and in
principle Costco is going to be delivering 30 of their store brand
next week.
Me, the wife, and the 32 year old disabled daughter.  Women use a LOT
of toilet paper.  Probably 10X that of men.
I am a prepper.  I like to keep six months of everything we need.  I
got caught short by the move.
Of course!  China carefully timed the release to hit the US at the worst
possible time for you, specifically!
Yup !

Lynn
Dorothy J Heydt
2020-04-08 05:11:53 UTC
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Post by J. Clarke
On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 19:22:31 -0500, Lynn McGuire
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce
leaves. Today
Post by J. Clarke
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.�
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today. He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long. But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each). And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls). We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty. Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move. I won't make that mistake again. If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
Geez, how many people life with you?
I started with 3.5 megarolls of Charmin ultra, I'm down to 2.5, and in
principle Costco is going to be delivering 30 of their store brand
next week.
Me, the wife, and the 32 year old disabled daughter. Women use a LOT of
toilet paper. Probably 10X that of men.
Because we lack faucets that can be simply shaken off.
--
Dorothy J. Heydt
Vallejo, California
djheydt at gmail dot com
www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/
Lynn McGuire
2020-04-08 18:04:00 UTC
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Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by J. Clarke
On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 19:22:31 -0500, Lynn McGuire
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce
leaves. Today
Post by J. Clarke
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.�
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today. He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long. But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each). And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls). We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty. Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move. I won't make that mistake again. If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
Geez, how many people life with you?
I started with 3.5 megarolls of Charmin ultra, I'm down to 2.5, and in
principle Costco is going to be delivering 30 of their store brand
next week.
Me, the wife, and the 32 year old disabled daughter. Women use a LOT of
toilet paper. Probably 10X that of men.
Because we lack faucets that can be simply shaken off.
But the valves leak as you get older. "grumble"

Lynn
Dorothy J Heydt
2020-04-08 18:43:36 UTC
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Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by J. Clarke
On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 19:22:31 -0500, Lynn McGuire
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce
leaves. Today
Post by J. Clarke
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be
seen.�
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by J. Clarke
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today. He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long. But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each). And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls). We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty. Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move. I won't make that mistake again. If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
Geez, how many people life with you?
I started with 3.5 megarolls of Charmin ultra, I'm down to 2.5, and in
principle Costco is going to be delivering 30 of their store brand
next week.
Me, the wife, and the 32 year old disabled daughter. Women use a LOT of
toilet paper. Probably 10X that of men.
Because we lack faucets that can be simply shaken off.
But the valves leak as you get older. "grumble"
Well, we females leak too as we get older. Particularly if we've
had children.

I re-watched my nice DVD of _Jumanji: The Next Level_ the other
night, and among many other excellent features it contained Danny
DeVito beginning the film by saying, "Getting old sucks" (or
words to that effect) and ending with "Getting old is great"
(ditto). And he has a point: it beats the alternative.
--
Dorothy J. Heydt
Vallejo, California
djheydt at gmail dot com
www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/
Lynn McGuire
2020-04-08 19:15:25 UTC
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Post by J. Clarke
On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 19:22:31 -0500, Lynn McGuire
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce
leaves. Today
Post by J. Clarke
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be
seen.�
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by J. Clarke
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today. He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long. But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each). And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls). We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty. Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move. I won't make that mistake again. If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
Geez, how many people life with you?
I started with 3.5 megarolls of Charmin ultra, I'm down to 2.5, and in
principle Costco is going to be delivering 30 of their store brand
next week.
Me, the wife, and the 32 year old disabled daughter. Women use a LOT of
toilet paper. Probably 10X that of men.
Because we lack faucets that can be simply shaken off.
But the valves leak as you get older. "grumble"
Well, we females leak too as we get older. Particularly if we've
had children.
I re-watched my nice DVD of _Jumanji: The Next Level_ the other
night, and among many other excellent features it contained Danny
DeVito beginning the film by saying, "Getting old sucks" (or
words to that effect) and ending with "Getting old is great"
(ditto). And he has a point: it beats the alternative.
My wife has carried three children to term. She has to be very careful
coughing or laughing. Or else. And she has frequent bronchitis.

I have yet to see that movie. I did not know Danny DeVito was in it.

Lynn
Dorothy J Heydt
2020-04-08 20:52:05 UTC
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Post by J. Clarke
On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 19:22:31 -0500, Lynn McGuire
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
â€Ã “Overheard: Ran out of toilet
paper and now using lettuce
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Post by Dorothy J Heydt
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leaves. Today
Post by J. Clarke
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be
seen.�
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by J. Clarke
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today. He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long. But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each). And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls). We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty. Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move. I won't make that mistake again. If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
Geez, how many people life with you?
I started with 3.5 megarolls of Charmin ultra, I'm down to 2.5, and in
principle Costco is going to be delivering 30 of their store brand
next week.
Me, the wife, and the 32 year old disabled daughter. Women use a LOT of
toilet paper. Probably 10X that of men.
Because we lack faucets that can be simply shaken off.
But the valves leak as you get older. "grumble"
Well, we females leak too as we get older. Particularly if we've
had children.
I re-watched my nice DVD of _Jumanji: The Next Level_ the other
night, and among many other excellent features it contained Danny
DeVito beginning the film by saying, "Getting old sucks" (or
words to that effect) and ending with "Getting old is great"
(ditto). And he has a point: it beats the alternative.
My wife has carried three children to term. She has to be very careful
coughing or laughing. Or else. And she has frequent bronchitis.
She beat me by one. But my first was three weeks overdue and
weighed 11 pounds one ounce (that's an even 5 kg). I heard the
nurse say, "It's a boy!" and the doctor say, "No, it's a human
moose." Tris inherited his father's Danish Viking-width
shoulders, and the doctor had to deliver them one at a time.
Post by Lynn McGuire
I have yet to see that movie. I did not know Danny DeVito was in it.
Oh yes. In two forms, actually. You know the schtick in the
Jumanji movies? You get into the video game and your character
is played by a different actor. So in RL DeVito plays
Spencer(college-freshman)'s grandfather; but when he gets into
the game he plays Spencer's former character, Dr. Smolder
Bravestone, portrayed by Dwayne Johnson. Later some of the
player switch characters.

So several of the in-game actors have to play DeVito's character,
complete with his accent, and they pull it off! The making-of
segments on the DVD explain that DeVito helped them learn it.

All the characters from the previous movie appear in one form or
another, and they add a few game-characters to accommodate them
all.

I think it's available streaming on Amazon, or you can buy the
DVD or Blue-ray. Obviously you do not want, at this stage, to go
see it in a theatre, even if any were open.*

I may watch it again this afternoon.

_____
*I caught measles at the age of eighteen from a Saturday matinee
of "Village of the Damned." No fun at all.
--
Dorothy J. Heydt
Vallejo, California
djheydt at gmail dot com
www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/
Paul S Person
2020-04-09 17:45:27 UTC
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On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 19:22:31 -0500, Lynn McGuire
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
“Overheard: Ran out of toilet
paper and now using lettuce
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Post by Lynn McGuire
leaves. Today
Post by J. Clarke
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be
seen.�
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Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by J. Clarke
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today. He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long. But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each). And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls). We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty. Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move. I won't make that mistake again. If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
Geez, how many people life with you?
I started with 3.5 megarolls of Charmin ultra, I'm down to 2.5, and in
principle Costco is going to be delivering 30 of their store brand
next week.
Me, the wife, and the 32 year old disabled daughter. Women use a LOT of
toilet paper. Probably 10X that of men.
Because we lack faucets that can be simply shaken off.
But the valves leak as you get older. "grumble"
Well, we females leak too as we get older. Particularly if we've
had children.
I re-watched my nice DVD of _Jumanji: The Next Level_ the other
night, and among many other excellent features it contained Danny
DeVito beginning the film by saying, "Getting old sucks" (or
words to that effect) and ending with "Getting old is great"
(ditto). And he has a point: it beats the alternative.
My wife has carried three children to term. She has to be very careful
coughing or laughing. Or else. And she has frequent bronchitis.
She beat me by one. But my first was three weeks overdue and
weighed 11 pounds one ounce (that's an even 5 kg). I heard the
nurse say, "It's a boy!" and the doctor say, "No, it's a human
moose." Tris inherited his father's Danish Viking-width
shoulders, and the doctor had to deliver them one at a time.
Post by Lynn McGuire
I have yet to see that movie. I did not know Danny DeVito was in it.
Oh yes. In two forms, actually. You know the schtick in the
Jumanji movies? You get into the video game and your character
is played by a different actor. So in RL DeVito plays
Spencer(college-freshman)'s grandfather; but when he gets into
the game he plays Spencer's former character, Dr. Smolder
Bravestone, portrayed by Dwayne Johnson. Later some of the
player switch characters.
So several of the in-game actors have to play DeVito's character,
complete with his accent, and they pull it off! The making-of
segments on the DVD explain that DeVito helped them learn it.
All the characters from the previous movie appear in one form or
another, and they add a few game-characters to accommodate them
all.
I think it's available streaming on Amazon, or you can buy the
DVD or Blue-ray. Obviously you do not want, at this stage, to go
see it in a theatre, even if any were open.*
I may watch it again this afternoon.
I found the Jumanji reboot (I never saw the original) less than
exciting, so I am skipping the new one.

But feel free to enjoy!
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
_____
*I caught measles at the age of eighteen from a Saturday matinee
of "Village of the Damned." No fun at all.
Did you ever see /Children of the Damned/, which I /think/ was my
first experience with sequels. Well, unless that honor (if it is an
honor) goes to /The Invisible Boy/.
--
"I begin to envy Petronius."
"I have envied him long since."
Lynn McGuire
2020-04-09 19:01:40 UTC
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was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be
seen.�
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Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today. He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long. But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each). And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls). We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty. Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move. I won't make that mistake again. If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
Geez, how many people life with you?
I started with 3.5 megarolls of Charmin ultra, I'm down to 2.5, and in
principle Costco is going to be delivering 30 of their store brand
next week.
Me, the wife, and the 32 year old disabled daughter. Women use a LOT of
toilet paper. Probably 10X that of men.
Because we lack faucets that can be simply shaken off.
But the valves leak as you get older. "grumble"
Well, we females leak too as we get older. Particularly if we've
had children.
I re-watched my nice DVD of _Jumanji: The Next Level_ the other
night, and among many other excellent features it contained Danny
DeVito beginning the film by saying, "Getting old sucks" (or
words to that effect) and ending with "Getting old is great"
(ditto). And he has a point: it beats the alternative.
My wife has carried three children to term. She has to be very careful
coughing or laughing. Or else. And she has frequent bronchitis.
She beat me by one. But my first was three weeks overdue and
weighed 11 pounds one ounce (that's an even 5 kg). I heard the
nurse say, "It's a boy!" and the doctor say, "No, it's a human
moose." Tris inherited his father's Danish Viking-width
shoulders, and the doctor had to deliver them one at a time.
Post by Lynn McGuire
I have yet to see that movie. I did not know Danny DeVito was in it.
Oh yes. In two forms, actually. You know the schtick in the
Jumanji movies? You get into the video game and your character
is played by a different actor. So in RL DeVito plays
Spencer(college-freshman)'s grandfather; but when he gets into
the game he plays Spencer's former character, Dr. Smolder
Bravestone, portrayed by Dwayne Johnson. Later some of the
player switch characters.
So several of the in-game actors have to play DeVito's character,
complete with his accent, and they pull it off! The making-of
segments on the DVD explain that DeVito helped them learn it.
All the characters from the previous movie appear in one form or
another, and they add a few game-characters to accommodate them
all.
I think it's available streaming on Amazon, or you can buy the
DVD or Blue-ray. Obviously you do not want, at this stage, to go
see it in a theatre, even if any were open.*
I may watch it again this afternoon.
I found the Jumanji reboot (I never saw the original) less than
exciting, so I am skipping the new one.
But feel free to enjoy!
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_____
*I caught measles at the age of eighteen from a Saturday matinee
of "Village of the Damned." No fun at all.
Did you ever see /Children of the Damned/, which I /think/ was my
first experience with sequels. Well, unless that honor (if it is an
honor) goes to /The Invisible Boy/.
I've seen the Jumangi reboot about 4 or 5 times. I am looking forward
to sequel to the reboot, especially since Dorothy recommended it so highly.

Lynn
Dorothy J Heydt
2020-04-09 20:54:08 UTC
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I've seen the Jumangi reboot about 4 or 5 times. I am looking forward
to sequel to the reboot, especially since Dorothy recommended it so highly.
/bows left, right and center

Thank you.

I'm assuming by "the reboot" you mean _Jumanji: Welcome to the
Jungle._ It is itself a sequel to the original Robin Williams
film from

/google

1995. I haven't seen that one.

But I have seen this, which pretty much sums it all up,
demonstrating that The Doctor must have spent some time in
Jumanji at some point.


--
Dorothy J. Heydt
Vallejo, California
djheydt at gmail dot com
www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/
Lynn McGuire
2020-04-09 21:40:32 UTC
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Post by Lynn McGuire
I've seen the Jumangi reboot about 4 or 5 times. I am looking forward
to sequel to the reboot, especially since Dorothy recommended it so highly.
/bows left, right and center
Thank you.
I'm assuming by "the reboot" you mean _Jumanji: Welcome to the
Jungle._ It is itself a sequel to the original Robin Williams
film from
/google
1995. I haven't seen that one.
But I have seen this, which pretty much sums it all up,
demonstrating that The Doctor must have spent some time in
Jumanji at some point.
http://youtu.be/nm9rwSUWBkY
The first Jumanji sequel was Zathura: A Space Adventure. It was ok.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zathura:_A_Space_Adventure

Lynn
Dorothy J Heydt
2020-04-09 22:28:51 UTC
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I've seen the Jumangi reboot about 4 or 5 times. I am looking forward
to sequel to the reboot, especially since Dorothy recommended it so highly.
/bows left, right and center
Thank you.
I'm assuming by "the reboot" you mean _Jumanji: Welcome to the
Jungle._ It is itself a sequel to the original Robin Williams
film from
/google
1995. I haven't seen that one.
But I have seen this, which pretty much sums it all up,
demonstrating that The Doctor must have spent some time in
Jumanji at some point.
http://youtu.be/nm9rwSUWBkY
The first Jumanji sequel was Zathura: A Space Adventure. It was ok.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zathura:_A_Space_Adventure
Hm. I never heard of that one. Now I have. Don't think I'll
try to watch it.
--
Dorothy J. Heydt
Vallejo, California
djheydt at gmail dot com
www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/
Lynn McGuire
2020-04-09 22:51:53 UTC
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I've seen the Jumangi reboot about 4 or 5 times. I am looking forward
to sequel to the reboot, especially since Dorothy recommended it so highly.
/bows left, right and center
Thank you.
I'm assuming by "the reboot" you mean _Jumanji: Welcome to the
Jungle._ It is itself a sequel to the original Robin Williams
film from
/google
1995. I haven't seen that one.
But I have seen this, which pretty much sums it all up,
demonstrating that The Doctor must have spent some time in
Jumanji at some point.
http://youtu.be/nm9rwSUWBkY
The first Jumanji sequel was Zathura: A Space Adventure. It was ok.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zathura:_A_Space_Adventure
Hm. I never heard of that one. Now I have. Don't think I'll
try to watch it.
I took the wife and kids to it at the movie theatre (that something
going by the wayside with SARS-2) back when. It was a disappointment.

If you get a chance, watch the video with Robin Williams on the first
Jumanji movie. He talks about the herd of elephants and Rhinos chasing
him down the hallway of the house. It was all CGI. In reality, it was
a 70 year director's assistant carrying a sign saying "I am the herd".

Lynn
Kevrob
2020-04-10 01:56:28 UTC
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I've seen the Jumangi reboot about 4 or 5 times. I am looking forward
to sequel to the reboot, especially since Dorothy recommended it so highly.
/bows left, right and center
Thank you.
I'm assuming by "the reboot" you mean _Jumanji: Welcome to the
Jungle._ It is itself a sequel to the original Robin Williams
film from
/google
1995. I haven't seen that one.
But I have seen this, which pretty much sums it all up,
demonstrating that The Doctor must have spent some time in
Jumanji at some point.
http://youtu.be/nm9rwSUWBkY
The first Jumanji sequel was Zathura: A Space Adventure. It was ok.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zathura:_A_Space_Adventure
Hm. I never heard of that one. Now I have. Don't think I'll
try to watch it.
I took the wife and kids to it at the movie theatre (that something
going by the wayside with SARS-2) back when. It was a disappointment.
If you get a chance, watch the video with Robin Williams on the first
Jumanji movie. He talks about the herd of elephants and Rhinos chasing
him down the hallway of the house. It was all CGI. In reality, it was
a 70 year director's assistant carrying a sign saying "I am the herd".
Did the DA leave us some of that immunity? :)

Kevin R
Lynn McGuire
2020-04-10 03:14:09 UTC
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Post by Lynn McGuire
I've seen the Jumangi reboot about 4 or 5 times. I am looking forward
to sequel to the reboot, especially since Dorothy recommended it so highly.
/bows left, right and center
Thank you.
I'm assuming by "the reboot" you mean _Jumanji: Welcome to the
Jungle._ It is itself a sequel to the original Robin Williams
film from
/google
1995. I haven't seen that one.
But I have seen this, which pretty much sums it all up,
demonstrating that The Doctor must have spent some time in
Jumanji at some point.
http://youtu.be/nm9rwSUWBkY
The first Jumanji sequel was Zathura: A Space Adventure. It was ok.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zathura:_A_Space_Adventure
Hm. I never heard of that one. Now I have. Don't think I'll
try to watch it.
I took the wife and kids to it at the movie theatre (that something
going by the wayside with SARS-2) back when. It was a disappointment.
If you get a chance, watch the video with Robin Williams on the first
Jumanji movie. He talks about the herd of elephants and Rhinos chasing
him down the hallway of the house. It was all CGI. In reality, it was
a 70 year director's assistant carrying a sign saying "I am the herd".
Did the DA leave us some of that immunity? :)
Kevin R
Immunity for what ?

Lynn
Kevrob
2020-04-10 03:21:02 UTC
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If you get a chance, watch the video with Robin Williams on the first
Jumanji movie. He talks about the herd of elephants and Rhinos chasing
him down the hallway of the house. It was all CGI. In reality, it was
a 70 year director's assistant carrying a sign saying "I am the herd".
Did the DA leave us some of that immunity? :)
Immunity for what ?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herd_immunity

Now, "from what?" would be a good question.

Stuffed trunk syndrome? Rhinopox? :)

Kevin R
Titus G
2020-04-10 03:50:18 UTC
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If you get a chance, watch the video with Robin Williams on the first
Jumanji movie. He talks about the herd of elephants and Rhinos chasing
him down the hallway of the house. It was all CGI. In reality, it was
a 70 year director's assistant carrying a sign saying "I am the herd".
Did the DA leave us some of that immunity? :)
Immunity for what ?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herd_immunity
Now, "from what?" would be a good question.
Stuffed trunk syndrome? Rhinopox? :)
Kevin R
Leave poor Algernon alone.
Robert Carnegie
2020-04-10 11:23:00 UTC
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Post by Lynn McGuire
I've seen the Jumangi reboot about 4 or 5 times. I am looking forward
to sequel to the reboot, especially since Dorothy recommended it so highly.
/bows left, right and center
Thank you.
I'm assuming by "the reboot" you mean _Jumanji: Welcome to the
Jungle._ It is itself a sequel to the original Robin Williams
film from
/google
1995. I haven't seen that one.
But I have seen this, which pretty much sums it all up,
demonstrating that The Doctor must have spent some time in
Jumanji at some point.
http://youtu.be/nm9rwSUWBkY
The first Jumanji sequel was Zathura: A Space Adventure. It was ok.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zathura:_A_Space_Adventure
Hm. I never heard of that one. Now I have. Don't think I'll
try to watch it.
I took the wife and kids to it at the movie theatre (that something
going by the wayside with SARS-2) back when. It was a disappointment.
If you get a chance, watch the video with Robin Williams on the first
Jumanji movie. He talks about the herd of elephants and Rhinos chasing
him down the hallway of the house. It was all CGI. In reality, it was
a 70 year director's assistant carrying a sign saying "I am the herd".
Did the DA leave us some of that immunity? :)
Kevin R
Immunity for what ?
Lynn
You've heard of it.
Jack Bohn
2020-04-10 13:47:58 UTC
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Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Post by Lynn McGuire
I've seen the Jumangi reboot about 4 or 5 times. I am looking forward
to sequel to the reboot, especially since Dorothy recommended it so highly.
/bows left, right and center
Thank you.
I'm assuming by "the reboot" you mean _Jumanji: Welcome to the
Jungle._ It is itself a sequel to the original Robin Williams
film from
/google
1995. I haven't seen that one.
But I have seen this, which pretty much sums it all up,
demonstrating that The Doctor must have spent some time in
Jumanji at some point.
http://youtu.be/nm9rwSUWBkY
The first Jumanji sequel was Zathura: A Space Adventure. It was ok.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zathura:_A_Space_Adventure
Hm. I never heard of that one. Now I have. Don't think I'll
try to watch it.
I took the wife and kids to it at the movie theatre (that something
going by the wayside with SARS-2) back when. It was a disappointment.
If you get a chance, watch the video with Robin Williams on the first
Jumanji movie. He talks about the herd of elephants and Rhinos chasing
him down the hallway of the house. It was all CGI. In reality, it was
a 70 year director's assistant carrying a sign saying "I am the herd".
Did the DA leave us some of that immunity? :)
Kevin R
Immunity for what ?
Lynn
You've heard of it.
What do I care?! I got no secrets from a rhino!

Are rhinos immune to a hippo virus? Are hippos immune to a rhinovirus?
--
-Jack
Dorothy J Heydt
2020-04-10 03:14:26 UTC
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I've seen the Jumangi reboot about 4 or 5 times. I am looking forward
to sequel to the reboot, especially since Dorothy recommended it
so highly.
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/bows left, right and center
Thank you.
I'm assuming by "the reboot" you mean _Jumanji: Welcome to the
Jungle._ It is itself a sequel to the original Robin Williams
film from
/google
1995. I haven't seen that one.
But I have seen this, which pretty much sums it all up,
demonstrating that The Doctor must have spent some time in
Jumanji at some point.
http://youtu.be/nm9rwSUWBkY
The first Jumanji sequel was Zathura: A Space Adventure. It was ok.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zathura:_A_Space_Adventure
Hm. I never heard of that one. Now I have. Don't think I'll
try to watch it.
I took the wife and kids to it at the movie theatre (that something
going by the wayside with SARS-2) back when. It was a disappointment.
If you get a chance, watch the video with Robin Williams on the first
Jumanji movie. He talks about the herd of elephants and Rhinos chasing
him down the hallway of the house. It was all CGI. In reality, it was
a 70 year director's assistant carrying a sign saying "I am the herd".
Did the DA leave us some of that immunity? :)
I don't think you can *get* immune to rhinoceroi. Or
hippopotamoi, who recur in the two most recent Jumanji movies.
They are large, fast-moving, and omnivorous.
--
Dorothy J. Heydt
Vallejo, California
djheydt at gmail dot com
www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/
Peter Trei
2020-04-10 01:43:09 UTC
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I've seen the Jumangi reboot about 4 or 5 times. I am looking forward
to sequel to the reboot, especially since Dorothy recommended it so highly.
/bows left, right and center
Thank you.
I'm assuming by "the reboot" you mean _Jumanji: Welcome to the
Jungle._ It is itself a sequel to the original Robin Williams
film from
/google
1995. I haven't seen that one.
But I have seen this, which pretty much sums it all up,
demonstrating that The Doctor must have spent some time in
Jumanji at some point.
http://youtu.be/nm9rwSUWBkY
The first Jumanji sequel was Zathura: A Space Adventure. It was ok.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zathura:_A_Space_Adventure
Hm. I never heard of that one. Now I have. Don't think I'll
try to watch it.
I saw that one, but my opinion of it was pretty low.

pt
J. Clarke
2020-04-09 23:27:49 UTC
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Post by Lynn McGuire
I've seen the Jumangi reboot about 4 or 5 times. I am looking forward
to sequel to the reboot, especially since Dorothy recommended it so highly.
/bows left, right and center
Thank you.
I'm assuming by "the reboot" you mean _Jumanji: Welcome to the
Jungle._ It is itself a sequel to the original Robin Williams
film from
/google
1995. I haven't seen that one.
But I have seen this, which pretty much sums it all up,
demonstrating that The Doctor must have spent some time in
Jumanji at some point.
http://youtu.be/nm9rwSUWBkY
Well, yes, he even managed to drop one of the better Companions into
it.
Kevrob
2020-04-10 02:18:02 UTC
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Post by Lynn McGuire
I've seen the Jumangi reboot about 4 or 5 times. I am looking forward
to sequel to the reboot, especially since Dorothy recommended it so highly.
/bows left, right and center
Thank you.
I'm assuming by "the reboot" you mean _Jumanji: Welcome to the
Jungle._ It is itself a sequel to the original Robin Williams
film from
/google
1995. I haven't seen that one.
Starts in ~40 min on the IFC channel on my DirecTV, and is
all over the cable channels throughout the month: Sundance,
Freeform, AMC, Vice. I don't stream films to my laptop or
phone, but I bet that's not hard for this one.

Kevin R
Robert Carnegie
2020-04-10 14:25:39 UTC
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Post by Lynn McGuire
I've seen the Jumangi reboot about 4 or 5 times. I am looking forward
to sequel to the reboot, especially since Dorothy recommended it so highly.
/bows left, right and center
Thank you.
I'm assuming by "the reboot" you mean _Jumanji: Welcome to the
Jungle._ It is itself a sequel to the original Robin Williams
film from
/google
1995. I haven't seen that one.
But I have seen this, which pretty much sums it all up,
demonstrating that The Doctor must have spent some time in
Jumanji at some point.
http://youtu.be/nm9rwSUWBkY
As far as I can tell from Wikipedia, the 1995 film -
and the original book, which does not have some elements
e.g. dead parents - deliver the jungle to the players
instead of delivering the players to the jungle?

But there also was in 1996-1998
<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumanji_%28TV_series%29>
another parallel telling in which the game sucks in
Jane and Peter once a week having provided a "game clue"
which they must solve to get out. "The characters'
motivation during the series" is to rescue Alan Parrish
from it as well, and then destroy the game - but I infer
not the game world, which has rather a lot of human
and human-ish inhabitants as well as the livestock.
So, turning your child protagonists into murderers -
probably not, in a kids' TV show.
Chrysi Cat
2020-04-10 16:23:55 UTC
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Post by Lynn McGuire
I've seen the Jumangi reboot about 4 or 5 times. I am looking forward
to sequel to the reboot, especially since Dorothy recommended it so highly.
/bows left, right and center
Thank you.
I'm assuming by "the reboot" you mean _Jumanji: Welcome to the
Jungle._ It is itself a sequel to the original Robin Williams
film from
/google
1995. I haven't seen that one.
But I have seen this, which pretty much sums it all up,
demonstrating that The Doctor must have spent some time in
Jumanji at some point.
http://youtu.be/nm9rwSUWBkY
As far as I can tell from Wikipedia, the 1995 film -
and the original book, which does not have some elements
e.g. dead parents - deliver the jungle to the players
instead of delivering the players to the jungle?
It'd have to be both. Remember that Alan was NOT in stasis on the far
side, though thankfully the second roll for Peter was the five that
finally allowed Alan to stop waiting in the jungle for someone to roll a
5 or 8.
Post by Robert Carnegie
But there also was in 1996-1998
<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumanji_%28TV_series%29>
another parallel telling in which the game sucks in
Jane and Peter once a week having provided a "game clue"
which they must solve to get out. "The characters'
motivation during the series" is to rescue Alan Parrish
from it as well, and then destroy the game - but I infer
not the game world, which has rather a lot of human
and human-ish inhabitants as well as the livestock.
So, turning your child protagonists into murderers -
probably not, in a kids' TV show.
I think it's possible "the game world too", as it can be argued that
every last one of those characters is, for want of a better term, a
"construct of mystically-driven virtual reality".

They shouldn't be capable of being other trapped players, as the reason
Alan and Sarah had to be involved is that Peter and Jane were
interlopers in THEIR game, not playing one for themselves, while Alan
and Sarah were clearly /not/ jumping in on an unfinished game from 1885.

And since all changes revert at the end of the game (and this ain't
https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/2004-08-21 Goonmanji, where winning
undoes all PHYSICAL transformations, but not mental ones, and the game
unq qbar zragny sbe gur svefg gvzr rire va beqre gb qrny jvgu n
funcrfuvsgre--and which we now know _isn't_ true of the video game
because people have gotten their original bodies back twice now), any
other people in the game world /have/ to be constructs, likely with no
soul even if "real world" people have one in that universe. For a change
the "No Endor Holocaust" trope actually shouldn't be used ironically, I
don't think.
--
Chrysi Cat
1/2 anthrocat, nearly 1/2 anthrofox, all magical
Transgoddess, quick to anger.
Call me Chrysi or call me Kat, I'll respond to either!
Robert Carnegie
2020-04-10 22:26:38 UTC
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I've seen the Jumangi reboot about 4 or 5 times. I am looking forward
to sequel to the reboot, especially since Dorothy recommended it so highly.
/bows left, right and center
Thank you.
I'm assuming by "the reboot" you mean _Jumanji: Welcome to the
Jungle._ It is itself a sequel to the original Robin Williams
film from
/google
1995. I haven't seen that one.
But I have seen this, which pretty much sums it all up,
demonstrating that The Doctor must have spent some time in
Jumanji at some point.
http://youtu.be/nm9rwSUWBkY
As far as I can tell from Wikipedia, the 1995 film -
and the original book, which does not have some elements
e.g. dead parents - deliver the jungle to the players
instead of delivering the players to the jungle?
It'd have to be both. Remember that Alan was NOT in stasis on the far
side, though thankfully the second roll for Peter was the five that
finally allowed Alan to stop waiting in the jungle for someone to roll a
5 or 8.
Oh yes... I think I meant that /we/ the viewer don't
go there in the first film, but I'm not sure of /that/.
Post by Chrysi Cat
Post by Robert Carnegie
But there also was in 1996-1998
<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumanji_%28TV_series%29>
another parallel telling in which the game sucks in
Jane and Peter once a week having provided a "game clue"
which they must solve to get out. "The characters'
motivation during the series" is to rescue Alan Parrish
from it as well, and then destroy the game - but I infer
not the game world, which has rather a lot of human
and human-ish inhabitants as well as the livestock.
So, turning your child protagonists into murderers -
probably not, in a kids' TV show.
I think it's possible "the game world too", as it can be argued that
every last one of those characters is, for want of a better term, a
"construct of mystically-driven virtual reality".
They shouldn't be capable of being other trapped players, as the reason
Alan and Sarah had to be involved is that Peter and Jane were
interlopers in THEIR game, not playing one for themselves, while Alan
and Sarah were clearly /not/ jumping in on an unfinished game from 1885.
And since all changes revert at the end of the game (and this ain't
https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/2004-08-21 Goonmanji, where winning
undoes all PHYSICAL transformations, but not mental ones, and the game
unq qbar zragny sbe gur svefg gvzr rire va beqre gb qrny jvgu n
funcrfuvsgre--and which we now know _isn't_ true of the video game
because people have gotten their original bodies back twice now), any
other people in the game world /have/ to be constructs, likely with no
soul even if "real world" people have one in that universe. For a change
the "No Endor Holocaust" trope actually shouldn't be used ironically, I
don't think.
The story "rules" probably are different in
different versions, and maybe not enforced...
reading "my" article about the animated _Jumanji_
more closely, it does seem to be treated as
"not the real world" and one in which Jumanji
is the name of a malevolent mind that uses
various villain characters as agents. Also,
this might be a "time was reset" thing, but
a lot of those basically are killed by the kids -
and come back. E.g. "Van Pelt is killed by
Peter in one episode, but Peter becomes him
as there must always be a 'hunter' in Jumanji.
As a result, Alan and Judy bring him back
to life." Professor Ibsen is an android -
I don't judge - and Flint is "An evil wizard
created by Jumanji to mess with Judy's mind."
But "The Master of Jumanji" is an older trapped
player, who is released, Dorothy "Dottie" McGrail
"somehow" flew a plane into Jumanji, and
"the Manji Tribe" may all be failed players
as well. And Alan reports that other players
are dead; he kept their stuff. As I say, this
is the TV show about the game.

It could be that by the end, there are no "real"
people still in there except for Jumanji, and
good riddance. But they seem to behave real.
These our actors, as I foretold you, were
all spirits?
Kevrob
2020-04-08 19:18:15 UTC
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I re-watched my nice DVD of _Jumanji: The Next Level_ the other
night, and among many other excellent features it contained Danny
DeVito beginning the film by saying, "Getting old sucks" (or
words to that effect) and ending with "Getting old is great"
(ditto). And he has a point: it beats the alternative.
"Old age sure ain't for sissies." Reported by Ruth Hain.

https://quoteinvestigator.com/2019/12/02/aged/

As I creep up on "retirement age" (theoretically,)
I concur with that, and with "beats the alternative."

--
Kevin R
a.a #2310
p***@hotmail.com
2020-04-08 18:23:39 UTC
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Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by J. Clarke
On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 19:22:31 -0500, Lynn McGuire
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce
leaves. Today
Post by J. Clarke
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.�
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today. He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long. But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each). And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls). We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty. Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move. I won't make that mistake again. If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
Geez, how many people life with you?
I started with 3.5 megarolls of Charmin ultra, I'm down to 2.5, and in
principle Costco is going to be delivering 30 of their store brand
next week.
Me, the wife, and the 32 year old disabled daughter. Women use a LOT of
toilet paper. Probably 10X that of men.
Because we lack faucets that can be simply shaken off.
As they say, it's certainly a handy thing to have on a picnic.

Peter Wezeman
anti-social Darwinist
Dorothy J Heydt
2020-04-08 18:43:55 UTC
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Post by p***@hotmail.com
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by J. Clarke
On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 19:22:31 -0500, Lynn McGuire
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce
leaves. Today
Post by J. Clarke
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.�
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today. He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long. But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each). And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls). We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty. Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move. I won't make that mistake again. If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
Geez, how many people life with you?
I started with 3.5 megarolls of Charmin ultra, I'm down to 2.5, and in
principle Costco is going to be delivering 30 of their store brand
next week.
Me, the wife, and the 32 year old disabled daughter. Women use a LOT of
toilet paper. Probably 10X that of men.
Because we lack faucets that can be simply shaken off.
As they say, it's certainly a handy thing to have on a picnic.
Or out in the middle of the jungle.
--
Dorothy J. Heydt
Vallejo, California
djheydt at gmail dot com
www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/
Peter Trei
2020-04-08 01:39:45 UTC
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Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves. Today
was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.â€
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today. He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long. But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each). And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls). We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty. Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move. I won't make that mistake again. If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
A couple months ago, I'd never have believed this would be a topic.

Right at the start, as soon as I heard there was a run, I went to BJs and
got the biggest bail I could find, 36 rolls, I think. We still have
about half of it. However, today I was in CVS, and they had a small stock,
so I got a 9 pack. I guess the shortage is starting to ease.

I've read the shortage is not simply due to hoarding. With most people staying
at home, there's been about a 40% increase in consumption of home-grade paper.

Commercial grade sales are way down, but it is a different product,
has different packaging, and sold through different distribution networks.
It can't easily be sold at retail.

pt
J. Clarke
2020-04-08 01:41:31 UTC
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On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 18:39:45 -0700 (PDT), Peter Trei
Post by Peter Trei
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves. Today
was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.â€
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today. He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long. But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each). And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls). We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty. Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move. I won't make that mistake again. If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
A couple months ago, I'd never have believed this would be a topic.
Right at the start, as soon as I heard there was a run, I went to BJs and
got the biggest bail I could find, 36 rolls, I think. We still have
about half of it. However, today I was in CVS, and they had a small stock,
so I got a 9 pack. I guess the shortage is starting to ease.
I've read the shortage is not simply due to hoarding. With most people staying
at home, there's been about a 40% increase in consumption of home-grade paper.
That's claimed but it doesn't explain it all disappearing on day 1.
Post by Peter Trei
Commercial grade sales are way down, but it is a different product,
has different packaging, and sold through different distribution networks.
It can't easily be sold at retail.
pt
Kevrob
2020-04-08 02:05:50 UTC
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Post by J. Clarke
That's claimed but it doesn't explain it all disappearing on day 1.
Post by Peter Trei
Commercial grade sales are way down, but it is a different product,
has different packaging, and sold through different distribution
networks. It can't easily be sold at retail.
It's like the "bread & milk" people when the first flurries
start to fall before a predicted heavy snow, taken up to 11.

3 people on our floor. A couple of weeks before this all started,
one of the housemates made up for _not_ pulling his weight in the
paper products supply dept (TP, paper towels) by going shopping and
redressing that with (relatively) enormous buys of both. We are
about out of the towels, but the TP has been partially replenished.
We've got 2 super-size Cottonelle rolls left, but I scored a 12-pack
of Big Lots! house brand, and have 3 more rolls beside. I may make
a run to the store tomorrow, so if I can get some paper towels, I
will.

Cleaning surfaces more often than usual makes the towels disappear.
We use kitchen spray and bathroom spray, both containing bleach. I
am almost out of facial tissue, so that's on the list.

Kevin R
J. Clarke
2020-04-08 02:23:48 UTC
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Post by Kevrob
Post by J. Clarke
That's claimed but it doesn't explain it all disappearing on day 1.
Post by Peter Trei
Commercial grade sales are way down, but it is a different product,
has different packaging, and sold through different distribution
networks. It can't easily be sold at retail.
It's like the "bread & milk" people when the first flurries
start to fall before a predicted heavy snow, taken up to 11.
3 people on our floor. A couple of weeks before this all started,
one of the housemates made up for _not_ pulling his weight in the
paper products supply dept (TP, paper towels) by going shopping and
redressing that with (relatively) enormous buys of both. We are
about out of the towels, but the TP has been partially replenished.
We've got 2 super-size Cottonelle rolls left, but I scored a 12-pack
of Big Lots! house brand, and have 3 more rolls beside. I may make
a run to the store tomorrow, so if I can get some paper towels, I
will.
Cleaning surfaces more often than usual makes the towels disappear.
We use kitchen spray and bathroom spray, both containing bleach. I
am almost out of facial tissue, so that's on the list.
I managed to score a six-box package of Kleenex at Target last week.
That should last me for a year or more.
Post by Kevrob
Kevin R
Lynn McGuire
2020-04-08 02:59:14 UTC
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Post by J. Clarke
Post by Kevrob
Post by J. Clarke
That's claimed but it doesn't explain it all disappearing on day 1.
Post by Peter Trei
Commercial grade sales are way down, but it is a different product,
has different packaging, and sold through different distribution
networks. It can't easily be sold at retail.
It's like the "bread & milk" people when the first flurries
start to fall before a predicted heavy snow, taken up to 11.
3 people on our floor. A couple of weeks before this all started,
one of the housemates made up for _not_ pulling his weight in the
paper products supply dept (TP, paper towels) by going shopping and
redressing that with (relatively) enormous buys of both. We are
about out of the towels, but the TP has been partially replenished.
We've got 2 super-size Cottonelle rolls left, but I scored a 12-pack
of Big Lots! house brand, and have 3 more rolls beside. I may make
a run to the store tomorrow, so if I can get some paper towels, I
will.
Cleaning surfaces more often than usual makes the towels disappear.
We use kitchen spray and bathroom spray, both containing bleach. I
am almost out of facial tissue, so that's on the list.
I managed to score a six-box package of Kleenex at Target last week.
That should last me for a year or more.
Post by Kevrob
Kevin R
I passed on a four box package of Aloe Kleenex at HEB last week. I
still have a four box package in storage so I left it for somebody else.
It was gone by Monday.

Lynn
Dorothy J Heydt
2020-04-08 05:16:57 UTC
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Post by Kevrob
Post by J. Clarke
That's claimed but it doesn't explain it all disappearing on day 1.
Post by Peter Trei
Commercial grade sales are way down, but it is a different product,
has different packaging, and sold through different distribution
networks. It can't easily be sold at retail.
It's like the "bread & milk" people when the first flurries
start to fall before a predicted heavy snow, taken up to 11.
Don't forget the eggs.

https://www.universalhub.com/french-toast

...who are now covering coronavirus rather than snow. But read
down to the bottom; it's a hoot.
Post by Kevrob
3 people on our floor. A couple of weeks before this all started,
one of the housemates made up for _not_ pulling his weight in the
paper products supply dept (TP, paper towels) by going shopping and
redressing that with (relatively) enormous buys of both. We are
about out of the towels, but the TP has been partially replenished.
We've got 2 super-size Cottonelle rolls left, but I scored a 12-pack
of Big Lots! house brand, and have 3 more rolls beside. I may make
a run to the store tomorrow, so if I can get some paper towels, I
will.
Cleaning surfaces more often than usual makes the towels disappear.
We use kitchen spray and bathroom spray, both containing bleach. I
am almost out of facial tissue, so that's on the list.
We're short of that too. Safeway seems never to have any, and
Hal is still resistant to the idea of going to Costco (and
standing in a two-hour line) only to find they haven't any
either.

We are practically out of paper towels, but I have a huge bagful
of absorbent terry-towel rags, which once used get their own laundry
bag and get washed about every other week.
--
Dorothy J. Heydt
Vallejo, California
djheydt at gmail dot com
www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/
Kevrob
2020-04-08 08:30:19 UTC
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Post by Kevrob
Post by J. Clarke
That's claimed but it doesn't explain it all disappearing on day 1.
Post by Peter Trei
Commercial grade sales are way down, but it is a different product,
has different packaging, and sold through different distribution
networks. It can't easily be sold at retail.
It's like the "bread & milk" people when the first flurries
start to fall before a predicted heavy snow, taken up to 11.
Don't forget the eggs.
https://www.universalhub.com/french-toast
...who are now covering coronavirus rather than snow. But read
down to the bottom; it's a hoot.
Competing or supplementary index:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index

It's useless locally, as our state has no Waffle Houses. But we knew
we were in Big Trouble when the local 6-location "family restaurant"
that serves 40 different flavors of pancakes had to close their
dining room. Take-out and delivery is available. During _real_ snow-
storms the Grubhub or Doordash driver can't get to you, or the cooks
can't get to the restaurant, so somebody at home has to cook, or
everybody has to settle for a cold breakfast. Emergency backup
breakfast one step up from cooking: toasted "English" muffin with
cream cheese, or bagel mit schmear if you stocked any.

I have eggs, milk, bread, oil and butter. A while back
I even learned how to turn broken bits of bread into
"pain perdu," the dish that "French toast" mimics. I am
dangerously low on maple syrup, which I like to drizzle
on steel cut oat. I could use more of those, too. Between
the oats and dry cereal, I don't fall into the "eggs every
day" trap, so a dozen lasts me longer.

A very large New England grocery chain will close down on
Sunday the 12th and reopen Tuesday the 14th, just to give
the staff a rest, if for no other reason. I imagine some of
the higher-margin items they sell for Easter and Passover
might not be moving, as people can't have seders and other
family celebrations in their normal way.

Our fridge is so crammed with food that one housemate placed
a new ~30-count container of eggs in the highest spot and
accidentally froze some or all of them. He had to peel the
hen fruit, drop them into a plastic bag and let hem warm
up before he could make a scramble on Monday morning. The
unused eggs were repositioned, after a little "refrigerator
Tetris" was played. If I threaten to exceed my allotted third
of the kitchen space I have a dormitory-sized mini-unit in my
room, normally dedicated to beverages and snacks, but it will
do for holding meats and other perishables. I haven't been
buying bheer, for one thing. I am getting desperately low on tea,
again. I have enough for the next couple of days, but a full box
would make me feel a lot better.

I did hear from the state unemployment people that my benefits
application is in the queue for processing, though that may
take some time. No "red flags." Nobody can say with any precision
when my first week's "check" will be deposited.
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Post by Kevrob
3 people on our floor. A couple of weeks before this all started,
one of the housemates made up for _not_ pulling his weight in the
paper products supply dept (TP, paper towels) by going shopping and
redressing that with (relatively) enormous buys of both. We are
about out of the towels, but the TP has been partially replenished.
We've got 2 super-size Cottonelle rolls left, but I scored a 12-pack
of Big Lots! house brand, and have 3 more rolls beside. I may make
a run to the store tomorrow, so if I can get some paper towels, I
will.
Cleaning surfaces more often than usual makes the towels disappear.
We use kitchen spray and bathroom spray, both containing bleach. I
am almost out of facial tissue, so that's on the list.
We're short of that too. Safeway seems never to have any, and
Hal is still resistant to the idea of going to Costco (and
standing in a two-hour line) only to find they haven't any
either.
We are practically out of paper towels, but I have a huge bagful
of absorbent terry-towel rags, which once used get their own laundry
bag and get washed about every other week.
Good idea about the rags. I probably have some clothing that
can be "retired" to the rag bag and repurposed for cleanup,
and laundered if I want to reuse it. If the Dollar Tree is
out of paper towels they may have some cheapo dishclothes,
or I could get new dishtowels and "demote" the old ones.
We have a washer and dryer on the premises, so that's a
workaround.

Kevin R
Dorothy J Heydt
2020-04-08 14:33:38 UTC
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Post by Kevrob
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Post by Kevrob
Post by J. Clarke
That's claimed but it doesn't explain it all disappearing on day 1.
Post by Peter Trei
Commercial grade sales are way down, but it is a different product,
has different packaging, and sold through different distribution
networks. It can't easily be sold at retail.
It's like the "bread & milk" people when the first flurries
start to fall before a predicted heavy snow, taken up to 11.
Don't forget the eggs.
https://www.universalhub.com/french-toast
...who are now covering coronavirus rather than snow. But read
down to the bottom; it's a hoot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index
It's useless locally, as our state has no Waffle Houses.
A quick google shows me that there are none in California either.
But then I couldn't eat them anyway, too many carbs even without
the syrup. Still, hats off to the Waffle House (wherever they
are) for being prepared for trouble and rapid recovery therefrom.

....
Post by Kevrob
I have eggs, milk, bread, oil and butter. A while back
I even learned how to turn broken bits of bread into
"pain perdu," the dish that "French toast" mimics. I am
dangerously low on maple syrup, which I like to drizzle
on steel cut oat. I could use more of those, too. Between
the oats and dry cereal, I don't fall into the "eggs every
day" trap, so a dozen lasts me longer.
We have eggs every day because we can eat them without raising
our blood sugar. Yes, it gets monotonous, but I'm told that lots
of people eat the same thing for breakfast every day of their
lives, just to fuel the body till the brain wakes up I guess.
Post by Kevrob
A very large New England grocery chain will close down on
Sunday the 12th and reopen Tuesday the 14th, just to give
the staff a rest, if for no other reason. I imagine some of
the higher-margin items they sell for Easter and Passover
might not be moving, as people can't have seders and other
family celebrations in their normal way.
My daughter, who works for a lawyer in her home (the lawyer's
home, not ours) came home yesterday grumbling that, she spent
most of her work day searching all over the East Bay for genuine
horseradish root that her boss could grate for Passover. When
she isn't being a gopher or a shabbas goy, she's a paralegal and
on-the-spot IT technician. Keeps off the dull times for her, as
Mark Twain would put it.
Post by Kevrob
I did hear from the state unemployment people that my benefits
application is in the queue for processing, though that may
take some time. No "red flags." Nobody can say with any precision
when my first week's "check" will be deposited.
Fingers crossed. Hal and I will eventually get our $1200 apiece,
but we're not hurting for it in the meantime. (I do have five
grand in a savings account, but we don't touch that unless
there's a genuine emergency.)
Post by Kevrob
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Post by Kevrob
3 people on our floor. A couple of weeks before this all started,
one of the housemates made up for _not_ pulling his weight in the
paper products supply dept (TP, paper towels) by going shopping and
redressing that with (relatively) enormous buys of both. We are
about out of the towels, but the TP has been partially replenished.
We've got 2 super-size Cottonelle rolls left, but I scored a 12-pack
of Big Lots! house brand, and have 3 more rolls beside. I may make
a run to the store tomorrow, so if I can get some paper towels, I
will.
Cleaning surfaces more often than usual makes the towels disappear.
We use kitchen spray and bathroom spray, both containing bleach. I
am almost out of facial tissue, so that's on the list.
We're short of that too. Safeway seems never to have any, and
Hal is still resistant to the idea of going to Costco (and
standing in a two-hour line) only to find they haven't any
either.
We are practically out of paper towels, but I have a huge bagful
of absorbent terry-towel rags, which once used get their own laundry
bag and get washed about every other week.
Good idea about the rags. I probably have some clothing that
can be "retired" to the rag bag and repurposed for cleanup,
and laundered if I want to reuse it.
Pick rag-material that's absorbent. Natural rather than
synthetic fibers; dead terry towels are ideal. We have a very
large amount of those, some of them dating from back when we
adopted two two-week-old feral orphan kittens and had to wipe
their little behinds for them. That was a long time ago and the
towels are finally falling apart, so I quarter them and hang a
huge bag of them in the kitchen.

If the Dollar Tree is
Post by Kevrob
out of paper towels they may have some cheapo dishclothes,
or I could get new dishtowels and "demote" the old ones.
We have a washer and dryer on the premises, so that's a
workaround.
Yes, being able to wash the rags is a necessity, unless you have
so many that you can just throw them away as if they were paper
towels. :)
--
Dorothy J. Heydt
Vallejo, California
djheydt at gmail dot com
www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/
Kevrob
2020-04-08 15:07:00 UTC
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Post by Kevrob
Good idea about the rags. I probably have some clothing that
can be "retired" to the rag bag and repurposed for cleanup,
and laundered if I want to reuse it.
Pick rag-material that's absorbent. Natural rather than
synthetic fibers; dead terry towels are ideal. We have a very
large amount of those, some of them dating from back when we
adopted two two-week-old feral orphan kittens and had to wipe
their little behinds for them. That was a long time ago and the
towels are finally falling apart, so I quarter them and hang a
huge bag of them in the kitchen.
If the Dollar Tree is
Post by Kevrob
out of paper towels they may have some cheapo dishclothes,
or I could get new dishtowels and "demote" the old ones.
We have a washer and dryer on the premises, so that's a
workaround.
Yes, being able to wash the rags is a necessity, unless you have
so many that you can just throw them away as if they were paper
towels. :)
I was checking my bathtowels, and I have an old, 100% cotton
one that should serve. I've taken the scissors to it and have
several dishtowel-sized strips ready for the wash. The remnant
should be good for cleaning up any damp that escapes the bathmats
in the bathroom, or for cutting more rags.

Kevin R
Dorothy J Heydt
2020-04-08 18:45:25 UTC
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Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Post by Kevrob
Good idea about the rags. I probably have some clothing that
can be "retired" to the rag bag and repurposed for cleanup,
and laundered if I want to reuse it.
Pick rag-material that's absorbent. Natural rather than
synthetic fibers; dead terry towels are ideal. We have a very
large amount of those, some of them dating from back when we
adopted two two-week-old feral orphan kittens and had to wipe
their little behinds for them. That was a long time ago and the
towels are finally falling apart, so I quarter them and hang a
huge bag of them in the kitchen.
If the Dollar Tree is
Post by Kevrob
out of paper towels they may have some cheapo dishclothes,
or I could get new dishtowels and "demote" the old ones.
We have a washer and dryer on the premises, so that's a
workaround.
Yes, being able to wash the rags is a necessity, unless you have
so many that you can just throw them away as if they were paper
towels. :)
I was checking my bathtowels, and I have an old, 100% cotton
one that should serve. I've taken the scissors to it and have
several dishtowel-sized strips ready for the wash. The remnant
should be good for cleaning up any damp that escapes the bathmats
in the bathroom, or for cutting more rags.
That's the idea!
--
Dorothy J. Heydt
Vallejo, California
djheydt at gmail dot com
www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/
Kevrob
2020-04-22 03:45:45 UTC
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Post by Kevrob
I did hear from the state unemployment people that my benefits
application is in the queue for processing, though that may
take some time. No "red flags." Nobody can say with any precision
when my first week's "check" will be deposited.
Fingers crossed. Hal and I will eventually get our $1200 apiece,
but we're not hurting for it in the meantime. (I do have five
grand in a savings account, but we don't touch that unless
there's a genuine emergency.)
I took a look at my checking account bank balance today, and there
was a significant deposit from the state unemployment insurance
people, so my weekly benefit and some arrears came through.
I should get other, ordinary-sized tranches weekly, until I can
find some work. I'm not in high cotton, but I'm not going to
be destitute.

I could probably not have to food shop for a couple of weeks,
given what I have stored away in the pantry, the fridge and
the freezer. There are incidentals I'd like to get, so I
may venture out tomorrow, if the weather's nice. I ate the
las of the frozen fish tonight - steamed tilapia. Learning
to steam fish was, in retrospect, a very smart thing to do.
It's the old "can you boil water?" joke put to real world use.

Kevin R
Dorothy J Heydt
2020-04-22 04:17:17 UTC
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Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Post by Kevrob
I did hear from the state unemployment people that my benefits
application is in the queue for processing, though that may
take some time. No "red flags." Nobody can say with any precision
when my first week's "check" will be deposited.
Fingers crossed. Hal and I will eventually get our $1200 apiece,
but we're not hurting for it in the meantime. (I do have five
grand in a savings account, but we don't touch that unless
there's a genuine emergency.)
I took a look at my checking account bank balance today, and there
was a significant deposit from the state unemployment insurance
people, so my weekly benefit and some arrears came through.
I should get other, ordinary-sized tranches weekly, until I can
find some work. I'm not in high cotton, but I'm not going to
be destitute.
That's good to hear.

Our lives are about 60% normal at present: Hal and I stay home
most of the time anyway (he does the shopping when needed; I
haven't been out of the house since March 19), and Meg still
commutes to work (legal services are deemed essential.) Then
Walkyr is now working-from-home, says at least he doesn't have to
sit through meetings and look interested. But Vincent's school
is closed and, while the district is trying to set up virtual
classes, their system isn't working worth much yet. And we still
get our Social Security and other pension monies, and Meg and
Walkyr still get paychecks. Cross fingers.
--
Dorothy J. Heydt
Vallejo, California
djheydt at gmail dot com
www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/
Robert Carnegie
2020-04-22 09:36:26 UTC
Permalink
Post by Kevrob
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Post by Kevrob
I did hear from the state unemployment people that my benefits
application is in the queue for processing, though that may
take some time. No "red flags." Nobody can say with any precision
when my first week's "check" will be deposited.
Fingers crossed. Hal and I will eventually get our $1200 apiece,
but we're not hurting for it in the meantime. (I do have five
grand in a savings account, but we don't touch that unless
there's a genuine emergency.)
I took a look at my checking account bank balance today, and there
was a significant deposit from the state unemployment insurance
people, so my weekly benefit and some arrears came through.
I should get other, ordinary-sized tranches weekly, until I can
find some work. I'm not in high cotton, but I'm not going to
be destitute.
I could probably not have to food shop for a couple of weeks,
given what I have stored away in the pantry, the fridge and
the freezer. There are incidentals I'd like to get, so I
may venture out tomorrow, if the weather's nice. I ate the
las of the frozen fish tonight - steamed tilapia. Learning
to steam fish was, in retrospect, a very smart thing to do.
It's the old "can you boil water?" joke put to real world use.
Kevin R
In Scotland we're supposed to do essential shopping only,
but I'm timing mine to include the weekly local newspaper
although i might be able to subscribe, and often I don't get
around to reading it.

I'm also in need of a new handheld Windows tablet computer,
thinking about "Microsoft Surface Go" (though not in "S Mode") -
but I probably need to pay my credit card bill before ordering
that. There's cheaper things, but generally reviewed poorly.
Oh - and my local tax is due.
J. Clarke
2020-04-22 21:40:42 UTC
Permalink
On Wed, 22 Apr 2020 02:36:26 -0700 (PDT), Robert Carnegie
Post by Robert Carnegie
Post by Kevrob
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Post by Kevrob
I did hear from the state unemployment people that my benefits
application is in the queue for processing, though that may
take some time. No "red flags." Nobody can say with any precision
when my first week's "check" will be deposited.
Fingers crossed. Hal and I will eventually get our $1200 apiece,
but we're not hurting for it in the meantime. (I do have five
grand in a savings account, but we don't touch that unless
there's a genuine emergency.)
I took a look at my checking account bank balance today, and there
was a significant deposit from the state unemployment insurance
people, so my weekly benefit and some arrears came through.
I should get other, ordinary-sized tranches weekly, until I can
find some work. I'm not in high cotton, but I'm not going to
be destitute.
I could probably not have to food shop for a couple of weeks,
given what I have stored away in the pantry, the fridge and
the freezer. There are incidentals I'd like to get, so I
may venture out tomorrow, if the weather's nice. I ate the
las of the frozen fish tonight - steamed tilapia. Learning
to steam fish was, in retrospect, a very smart thing to do.
It's the old "can you boil water?" joke put to real world use.
Kevin R
In Scotland we're supposed to do essential shopping only,
but I'm timing mine to include the weekly local newspaper
although i might be able to subscribe, and often I don't get
around to reading it.
I'm also in need of a new handheld Windows tablet computer,
thinking about "Microsoft Surface Go" (though not in "S Mode") -
but I probably need to pay my credit card bill before ordering
that. There's cheaper things, but generally reviewed poorly.
Oh - and my local tax is due.
If you want a Surface Go that is not in S mode, then buy it in a brick
and mortar store and be sure it's actually _out_ of S mode before you
leave. There are reports that _some_ of them have some kind of issue
where they won't switch out of S mode.
Robert Carnegie
2020-04-22 21:55:45 UTC
Permalink
Post by J. Clarke
On Wed, 22 Apr 2020 02:36:26 -0700 (PDT), Robert Carnegie
Post by Robert Carnegie
Post by Kevrob
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Post by Kevrob
I did hear from the state unemployment people that my benefits
application is in the queue for processing, though that may
take some time. No "red flags." Nobody can say with any precision
when my first week's "check" will be deposited.
Fingers crossed. Hal and I will eventually get our $1200 apiece,
but we're not hurting for it in the meantime. (I do have five
grand in a savings account, but we don't touch that unless
there's a genuine emergency.)
I took a look at my checking account bank balance today, and there
was a significant deposit from the state unemployment insurance
people, so my weekly benefit and some arrears came through.
I should get other, ordinary-sized tranches weekly, until I can
find some work. I'm not in high cotton, but I'm not going to
be destitute.
I could probably not have to food shop for a couple of weeks,
given what I have stored away in the pantry, the fridge and
the freezer. There are incidentals I'd like to get, so I
may venture out tomorrow, if the weather's nice. I ate the
las of the frozen fish tonight - steamed tilapia. Learning
to steam fish was, in retrospect, a very smart thing to do.
It's the old "can you boil water?" joke put to real world use.
Kevin R
In Scotland we're supposed to do essential shopping only,
but I'm timing mine to include the weekly local newspaper
although i might be able to subscribe, and often I don't get
around to reading it.
I'm also in need of a new handheld Windows tablet computer,
thinking about "Microsoft Surface Go" (though not in "S Mode") -
but I probably need to pay my credit card bill before ordering
that. There's cheaper things, but generally reviewed poorly.
Oh - and my local tax is due.
If you want a Surface Go that is not in S mode, then buy it in a brick
and mortar store and be sure it's actually _out_ of S mode before you
leave. There are reports that _some_ of them have some kind of issue
where they won't switch out of S mode.
Thanks for the advice. I may risk it though - if it's on my credit
card, then regulations here (United Kingdom) mean, I believe, that
if the goods aren't satisfactory and I don't get a proper remedy
then I can undo the payment. (Of course, they'd want the tablet back.)
And using a keyboard for any length of time has caused various types
of trouble with my hands or arms - I've done too much of that today.
So I need a replacement tablet, even in S mode. (However, running a
patent Windows touch "keyboard" program called "FITALY" is the main
argument.)
Jaimie Vandenbergh
2020-04-22 22:28:41 UTC
Permalink
Post by Robert Carnegie
Thanks for the advice. I may risk it though - if it's on my credit
card, then regulations here (United Kingdom) mean, I believe, that
if the goods aren't satisfactory and I don't get a proper remedy
then I can undo the payment. (Of course, they'd want the tablet back.)
Consumer Contracts Regulations (2013). Any mail-order item's purchase may be
cancelled within 14 days for no stated reason. Yes, you'd need to send it
back, and you'll often be responsible for paying the postage unless the device
arrived broken.

Intrigued that no-one seems to make a hardware fitaly layout keyboard, I'd
have expected that to be a no brainer for one-finger typing and for folks with
mouth sticks.

I presume your hands get messed up by even the ultra-low-travel keyboards that
are so trendy on laptops currently? How about thumb typing on a phone, there
are ways to use that as input on a Windows PC?
https://windowsreport.com/use-android-pc-keyboard-usb/

Cheers - Jaimie
--
'It's one of those irregular verbs, isn't it? `I protect the lives and
property of my citizens; you keep the public safe from an unreasonable
and trouble-generating minority; he maintains a totalitarian regime of
thought control.' -- Bernard, Yes Minister
Lynn McGuire
2020-04-08 18:05:23 UTC
Permalink
Post by Kevrob
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Post by Kevrob
Post by J. Clarke
That's claimed but it doesn't explain it all disappearing on day 1.
Post by Peter Trei
Commercial grade sales are way down, but it is a different product,
has different packaging, and sold through different distribution
networks. It can't easily be sold at retail.
It's like the "bread & milk" people when the first flurries
start to fall before a predicted heavy snow, taken up to 11.
Don't forget the eggs.
https://www.universalhub.com/french-toast
...who are now covering coronavirus rather than snow. But read
down to the bottom; it's a hoot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index
It's useless locally, as our state has no Waffle Houses. But we knew
we were in Big Trouble when the local 6-location "family restaurant"
that serves 40 different flavors of pancakes had to close their
dining room. Take-out and delivery is available. During _real_ snow-
storms the Grubhub or Doordash driver can't get to you, or the cooks
can't get to the restaurant, so somebody at home has to cook, or
everybody has to settle for a cold breakfast. Emergency backup
breakfast one step up from cooking: toasted "English" muffin with
cream cheese, or bagel mit schmear if you stocked any.
I have eggs, milk, bread, oil and butter. A while back
I even learned how to turn broken bits of bread into
"pain perdu," the dish that "French toast" mimics. I am
dangerously low on maple syrup, which I like to drizzle
on steel cut oat. I could use more of those, too. Between
the oats and dry cereal, I don't fall into the "eggs every
day" trap, so a dozen lasts me longer.
A very large New England grocery chain will close down on
Sunday the 12th and reopen Tuesday the 14th, just to give
the staff a rest, if for no other reason. I imagine some of
the higher-margin items they sell for Easter and Passover
might not be moving, as people can't have seders and other
family celebrations in their normal way.
Our fridge is so crammed with food that one housemate placed
a new ~30-count container of eggs in the highest spot and
accidentally froze some or all of them. He had to peel the
hen fruit, drop them into a plastic bag and let hem warm
up before he could make a scramble on Monday morning. The
unused eggs were repositioned, after a little "refrigerator
Tetris" was played. If I threaten to exceed my allotted third
of the kitchen space I have a dormitory-sized mini-unit in my
room, normally dedicated to beverages and snacks, but it will
do for holding meats and other perishables. I haven't been
buying bheer, for one thing. I am getting desperately low on tea,
again. I have enough for the next couple of days, but a full box
would make me feel a lot better.
I did hear from the state unemployment people that my benefits
application is in the queue for processing, though that may
take some time. No "red flags." Nobody can say with any precision
when my first week's "check" will be deposited.
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
Post by Kevrob
3 people on our floor. A couple of weeks before this all started,
one of the housemates made up for _not_ pulling his weight in the
paper products supply dept (TP, paper towels) by going shopping and
redressing that with (relatively) enormous buys of both. We are
about out of the towels, but the TP has been partially replenished.
We've got 2 super-size Cottonelle rolls left, but I scored a 12-pack
of Big Lots! house brand, and have 3 more rolls beside. I may make
a run to the store tomorrow, so if I can get some paper towels, I
will.
Cleaning surfaces more often than usual makes the towels disappear.
We use kitchen spray and bathroom spray, both containing bleach. I
am almost out of facial tissue, so that's on the list.
We're short of that too. Safeway seems never to have any, and
Hal is still resistant to the idea of going to Costco (and
standing in a two-hour line) only to find they haven't any
either.
We are practically out of paper towels, but I have a huge bagful
of absorbent terry-towel rags, which once used get their own laundry
bag and get washed about every other week.
Good idea about the rags. I probably have some clothing that
can be "retired" to the rag bag and repurposed for cleanup,
and laundered if I want to reuse it. If the Dollar Tree is
out of paper towels they may have some cheapo dishclothes,
or I could get new dishtowels and "demote" the old ones.
We have a washer and dryer on the premises, so that's a
workaround.
Kevin R
After hurricane Ike, The Waffle House was the only place open around
here for a while.

Lynn
Dorothy J Heydt
2020-04-08 18:46:20 UTC
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In article <r6l3p5$eqi$***@dont-email.me>,
Lynn McGuire <***@gmail.com> wrote:

[schnipp]
Post by Lynn McGuire
After hurricane Ike, The Waffle House was the only place open around
here for a while.
Here's to them.
--
Dorothy J. Heydt
Vallejo, California
djheydt at gmail dot com
www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/
Chrysi Cat
2020-04-08 08:30:23 UTC
Permalink
On 4/7/2020 8:05 PM, Kevrob wrote:

<snip>
Post by Kevrob
It's like the "bread & milk" people when the first flurries
start to fall before a predicted heavy snow, taken up to 11.
<also snipped>

It really is. And add in "eggs". All of which, unlike TP, have finally
recovered--I saw completely-full shelves of eggs while I was in Safeway
on Monday, and the Wal-Mart already had those back in stock last week.

Speaking /of/ Wal-Mart, ours seems to always have either a reasonable
stock of new-dispenser-type Softsoap or a couple _isolated_ bottles of
refill that are either Dial or store-brand, but _not_ Softsoap. It also
had, around noon, maybe 2 100-packs of nitrile gloves, so I picked those
up because the vinyl ones I'd bought last November were never going to
last me until my Amazon order showed up (I was one of the first in the
area to switch to wearing gloves while out shopping, but that burns
through them a whole lot faster than just "having three in my purse
along with a mess bag when I take the dog for a walk--assuming my back
is up to staying straight enough not to try to paralyse me on that walk
anyway". Safeway has none of that, and I haven't got to the King Soopers
Marketplace (read: Fred Meyer-for-areas-outside-the-PNW, because for
some reason Kroger doesn't like expanding brands these days) to check it
out since before nonessential businesses were still legal here.

Costco experiences for Dad seem to mirror Dorothy's and Hal's, which
means he's staying away from it for the most part; the rest don't seen
nearly as concerned with limiting the amount of people in-store because
for the most part there just aren't enough arriving at the stores to
need metering anymore. Though I think only maybe half were masked on
Monday, which was 3 days after the "request" from our governor. On that
note: I think I particularly like mine, though I hope that it holds up
to being washed in ways that violate its care instructions (which call
for cold washing to preserve either the fabric quality or the design):
https://twitter.com/chrysicat/status/1246830476066582528

Parents are currently using crafting-and-home-improvement-type dust
masks; I have an annoying suspicion they're also /re/using them, as they
seem to have a lot less fear about this mess than I do (partly because
_I'm_ a whole lot less likely to pass and leave _them_ holding the bag
for cleaning up the mess I've made of the place over two decades, than
_they_ and especially Dad are to do so and leave me in a tight spot;
_I'm_ aware that I'm literally incapable of keeping house for more than
a week; they insist that I'd be able to live on my own in their absence.
And they've buried a _lot_ of the people they previously knew closely
over the last 4 years, to the point they have as many real _friends_
left at just-under-71 as _their_ parents had at 80--and in the case of
his father and her grandmother, 90. So they may not despise the Reaper
quite so much as me--particularly Dad, who's looking at guerr lrnef bs
rasbeprq grrgbgnyvat nf fbba nf gur pbhegf erbcra naq qevaxf ba n qnvyl
onfvf rira craqvat uvf urnevat).

Have _not_ seen TP anywhere yet, though, and I'm glad that I grabbed the
last pack of Bounty Basics Select-a-Size from Lowe's on that Friday
after CA's shelter-in-place was official, but before ours here in CO was.

I have to suggest that /living in the actual fall of the United States/
("President Newsom" was trending tonight! I think it was both meant
semi-seriously, AND wasn't referring to putting him in the White House
in Washington! Dude, that makes DC the capital of a failed or failing
state!) is every bit as terrifying as I thought it would be, and very
much feels like a vindication of why I never read _actual_ prepperporn.
AND that half the reason I want to continue to live is, as much as
possible, so my parents don't have to clean out my room because I can't.
Otherwise? There're times I think I'm trying to be reborn overnight. In
90 percent of them I'm not even actively trying to pull myself back to
this body.
Though I would _really_ rather still have the _memories_ I've gained in
it. It doesn't seem fair that no one should be able to remember /why/
the Soviets were bad, since that's kind of important in preventing
today's under-30s from trying to re-create the USSR, for example.
--
Chrysi Cat
1/2 anthrocat, nearly 1/2 anthrofox, all magical
Transgoddess, quick to anger.
Call me Chrysi or call me Kat, I'll respond to either!
J. Clarke
2020-04-08 21:13:53 UTC
Permalink
Post by Kevrob
Post by J. Clarke
That's claimed but it doesn't explain it all disappearing on day 1.
Post by Peter Trei
Commercial grade sales are way down, but it is a different product,
has different packaging, and sold through different distribution
networks. It can't easily be sold at retail.
It's like the "bread & milk" people when the first flurries
start to fall before a predicted heavy snow, taken up to 11.
3 people on our floor. A couple of weeks before this all started,
one of the housemates made up for _not_ pulling his weight in the
paper products supply dept (TP, paper towels) by going shopping and
redressing that with (relatively) enormous buys of both. We are
about out of the towels, but the TP has been partially replenished.
We've got 2 super-size Cottonelle rolls left, but I scored a 12-pack
of Big Lots! house brand, and have 3 more rolls beside. I may make
a run to the store tomorrow, so if I can get some paper towels, I
will.
Cleaning surfaces more often than usual makes the towels disappear.
We use kitchen spray and bathroom spray, both containing bleach. I
am almost out of facial tissue, so that's on the list.
Kevin R
I'm adding a bit of anecdotal evidence. Woman today (April 8, 2020)
at Stop & Shop had cart stuffed full of paper towels and was
struggling to find a way to fit in some more.
Kevrob
2020-04-08 23:18:19 UTC
Permalink
Post by J. Clarke
Post by Kevrob
Post by J. Clarke
That's claimed but it doesn't explain it all disappearing on day 1.
Post by Peter Trei
Commercial grade sales are way down, but it is a different product,
has different packaging, and sold through different distribution
networks. It can't easily be sold at retail.
It's like the "bread & milk" people when the first flurries
start to fall before a predicted heavy snow, taken up to 11.
3 people on our floor. A couple of weeks before this all started,
one of the housemates made up for _not_ pulling his weight in the
paper products supply dept (TP, paper towels) by going shopping and
redressing that with (relatively) enormous buys of both. We are
about out of the towels, but the TP has been partially replenished.
We've got 2 super-size Cottonelle rolls left, but I scored a 12-pack
of Big Lots! house brand, and have 3 more rolls beside. I may make
a run to the store tomorrow, so if I can get some paper towels, I
will.
Cleaning surfaces more often than usual makes the towels disappear.
We use kitchen spray and bathroom spray, both containing bleach. I
am almost out of facial tissue, so that's on the list.
Kevin R
I'm adding a bit of anecdotal evidence. Woman today (April 8, 2020)
at Stop & Shop had cart stuffed full of paper towels and was
struggling to find a way to fit in some more.
I hit the Big Lots! today: no paper product to speak of.
Plates & cups? sure. Not anything I needed. However, Dollar
Tree had some towels, $1/roll, 100 sheets, 61.1 sq ft (5.68 m -
square.) Limit, 4 to the customer. Was S&S not rationing, or
did they have beaucoup towels?

Big Lots! had Drakes Ring Dings,*† though. Civilization as we
know it has not yet fallen. :)

* Actually, they are Ring Ding Jrs. Drakes retired the original
sized snack years ago, and dropped "Junior" from the smaller
version. But we remember....

[/Woody Harrelson in "Zombieland"]

† The Hostess Ding Dong/King Don/Big Wheel was an imitation.

Kevin R
J. Clarke
2020-04-09 00:20:25 UTC
Permalink
Post by Kevrob
Post by J. Clarke
Post by Kevrob
Post by J. Clarke
That's claimed but it doesn't explain it all disappearing on day 1.
Post by Peter Trei
Commercial grade sales are way down, but it is a different product,
has different packaging, and sold through different distribution
networks. It can't easily be sold at retail.
It's like the "bread & milk" people when the first flurries
start to fall before a predicted heavy snow, taken up to 11.
3 people on our floor. A couple of weeks before this all started,
one of the housemates made up for _not_ pulling his weight in the
paper products supply dept (TP, paper towels) by going shopping and
redressing that with (relatively) enormous buys of both. We are
about out of the towels, but the TP has been partially replenished.
We've got 2 super-size Cottonelle rolls left, but I scored a 12-pack
of Big Lots! house brand, and have 3 more rolls beside. I may make
a run to the store tomorrow, so if I can get some paper towels, I
will.
Cleaning surfaces more often than usual makes the towels disappear.
We use kitchen spray and bathroom spray, both containing bleach. I
am almost out of facial tissue, so that's on the list.
Kevin R
I'm adding a bit of anecdotal evidence. Woman today (April 8, 2020)
at Stop & Shop had cart stuffed full of paper towels and was
struggling to find a way to fit in some more.
I hit the Big Lots! today: no paper product to speak of.
Plates & cups? sure. Not anything I needed. However, Dollar
Tree had some towels, $1/roll, 100 sheets, 61.1 sq ft (5.68 m -
square.) Limit, 4 to the customer. Was S&S not rationing, or
did they have beaucoup towels?
They had quite a lot--I didn't notice the "limit 2 to a customer"
signs that had been up last time I was there, but I didn't look for
them either.
Post by Kevrob
Big Lots! had Drakes Ring Dings,*† though. Civilization as we
know it has not yet fallen. :)
* Actually, they are Ring Ding Jrs. Drakes retired the original
sized snack years ago, and dropped "Junior" from the smaller
version. But we remember....
[/Woody Harrelson in "Zombieland"]
† The Hostess Ding Dong/King Don/Big Wheel was an imitation.
Kevin R
Lynn McGuire
2020-04-08 03:01:36 UTC
Permalink
Post by J. Clarke
On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 18:39:45 -0700 (PDT), Peter Trei
Post by Peter Trei
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves. Today
was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.â€
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today. He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long. But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each). And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls). We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty. Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move. I won't make that mistake again. If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
A couple months ago, I'd never have believed this would be a topic.
Right at the start, as soon as I heard there was a run, I went to BJs and
got the biggest bail I could find, 36 rolls, I think. We still have
about half of it. However, today I was in CVS, and they had a small stock,
so I got a 9 pack. I guess the shortage is starting to ease.
I've read the shortage is not simply due to hoarding. With most people staying
at home, there's been about a 40% increase in consumption of home-grade paper.
That's claimed but it doesn't explain it all disappearing on day 1.
Post by Peter Trei
Commercial grade sales are way down, but it is a different product,
has different packaging, and sold through different distribution networks.
It can't easily be sold at retail.
pt
Look on www.ebay.com for the missing TP. Except ebay has cut down on
the profiteers so not much may be there now.

https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2380057.m570.l1313.TR12.TRC2.A0.H0.Xcharmin.TRS0&_nkw=charmin&_sacat=0

Look at those shipping prices !

Lynn
Paul S Person
2020-04-08 17:47:59 UTC
Permalink
On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 18:39:45 -0700 (PDT), Peter Trei
Post by Peter Trei
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves. Today
was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.â€
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today. He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long. But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each). And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls). We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty. Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move. I won't make that mistake again. If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
A couple months ago, I'd never have believed this would be a topic.
Right at the start, as soon as I heard there was a run, I went to BJs and
got the biggest bail I could find, 36 rolls, I think. We still have
about half of it. However, today I was in CVS, and they had a small stock,
so I got a 9 pack. I guess the shortage is starting to ease.
I've read the shortage is not simply due to hoarding. With most people staying
at home, there's been about a 40% increase in consumption of home-grade paper.
Commercial grade sales are way down, but it is a different product,
has different packaging, and sold through different distribution networks.
It can't easily be sold at retail.
IIRC, it could be in the 90s. Here, at least.

The problem then became: the rolls are so large they /don't fit in the
holder/. You can't win for losing.
--
"I begin to envy Petronius."
"I have envied him long since."
Lynn McGuire
2020-04-08 18:07:35 UTC
Permalink
Post by J. Clarke
On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 18:39:45 -0700 (PDT), Peter Trei
Post by Peter Trei
Post by Lynn McGuire
Post by Dorothy J Heydt
“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves. Today
was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.â€
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today. He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long. But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each). And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls). We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty. Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move. I won't make that mistake again. If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
A couple months ago, I'd never have believed this would be a topic.
Right at the start, as soon as I heard there was a run, I went to BJs and
got the biggest bail I could find, 36 rolls, I think. We still have
about half of it. However, today I was in CVS, and they had a small stock,
so I got a 9 pack. I guess the shortage is starting to ease.
I've read the shortage is not simply due to hoarding. With most people staying
at home, there's been about a 40% increase in consumption of home-grade paper.
Commercial grade sales are way down, but it is a different product,
has different packaging, and sold through different distribution networks.
It can't easily be sold at retail.
IIRC, it could be in the 90s. Here, at least.
The problem then became: the rolls are so large they /don't fit in the
holder/. You can't win for losing.
That would still be better than using lettuce.

Lynn
Jack Bohn
2020-04-08 22:55:40 UTC
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Pauul S Person wrote:

On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 18:39:45 -0700 (PDT), Peter Trei 
I've read the shortage is not simply due to hoarding. With most people staying 
at home, there's been about a 40% increase in consumption of home-grade paper. 
 
Commercial grade sales are way down, but it is a different product, 
has  different packaging, and sold through different distribution networks. 
It can't easily be sold at retail. 
IIRC, it could be in the 90s. Here, at least. 
The problem then became: the rolls are so large they /don't fit in the 
holder/. You can't win for losing
Discussing that story with my brother Sunday, he mentioned he could get the wide rolls (1/3? 1/2 meter?) at his wholesale club, but they don't fit the holder. I suggested using their decorative flagpole supported through the backs of two kitchen chairs. Another moment; I realized if his kids were at my house, I'd support two rolls on a pole in the upstairs bathroom, and thread the second one down the laundry chute and over the door into the basement bathroom. I'd probably have to rig rollers to make the corners, and the kids would probably enjoy it too much.

The story also indicated institutional TP can come from different mills. That stuff uses more recycled pulp, where home use likes virgin fibres -- a reaction to the old stories that Russian TP was like brown paper bags, or actual Western decadence?
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-Jack
Dimensional Traveler
2020-04-09 01:34:50 UTC
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Post by J. Clarke
On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 18:39:45 -0700 (PDT), Peter Trei
Post by Paul S Person
Post by Peter Trei
I've read the shortage is not simply due to hoarding. With most people staying
at home, there's been about a 40% increase in consumption of home-grade paper.
Commercial grade sales are way down, but it is a different product,
has  different packaging, and sold through different distribution networks.
It can't easily be sold at retail.
IIRC, it could be in the 90s. Here, at least.
The problem then became: the rolls are so large they /don't fit in the
holder/. You can't win for losing
Discussing that story with my brother Sunday, he mentioned he could get the wide rolls (1/3? 1/2 meter?) at his wholesale club, but they don't fit the holder. I suggested using their decorative flagpole supported through the backs of two kitchen chairs. Another moment; I realized if his kids were at my house, I'd support two rolls on a pole in the upstairs bathroom, and thread the second one down the laundry chute and over the door into the basement bathroom. I'd probably have to rig rollers to make the corners, and the kids would probably enjoy it too much.
The story also indicated institutional TP can come from different mills. That stuff uses more recycled pulp, where home use likes virgin fibres -- a reaction to the old stories that Russian TP was like brown paper bags, or actual Western decadence?
More likely its the difference between buying something that person is
going to use themselves, or an accountant buying in bulk for other
people to use.
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Kevrob
2020-04-09 03:17:30 UTC
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Post by Dimensional Traveler
Post by J. Clarke
On Tue, 7 Apr 2020 18:39:45 -0700 (PDT), Peter Trei
Post by Paul S Person
Post by Peter Trei
I've read the shortage is not simply due to hoarding. With most people staying
at home, there's been about a 40% increase in consumption of home-grade paper.
Commercial grade sales are way down, but it is a different product,
has  different packaging, and sold through different distribution networks.
It can't easily be sold at retail.
IIRC, it could be in the 90s. Here, at least.
The problem then became: the rolls are so large they /don't fit in the
holder/. You can't win for losing
Discussing that story with my brother Sunday, he mentioned he could get the wide rolls (1/3? 1/2 meter?) at his wholesale club, but they don't fit the holder. I suggested using their decorative flagpole supported through the backs of two kitchen chairs. Another moment; I realized if his kids were at my house, I'd support two rolls on a pole in the upstairs bathroom, and thread the second one down the laundry chute and over the door into the basement bathroom. I'd probably have to rig rollers to make the corners, and the kids would probably enjoy it too much.
The story also indicated institutional TP can come from different mills. That stuff uses more recycled pulp, where home use likes virgin fibres -- a reaction to the old stories that Russian TP was like brown paper bags, or actual Western decadence?
More likely its the difference between buying something that person is
going to use themselves, or an accountant buying in bulk for other
people to use.
When I was sharing a large flat in the 1980s with some other fen,
we took turns buying bog roll. I would sometimes buy "the bargain
brand," as I wasn't making much more than minimum wage. The
housemates dubbed it "Raspo™ brand," and warned me that saving
money was all well and good, but there was a minimum acceptable
level of quality. One comment was "I wouldn't use this stuff
to TP your house."
Post by Dimensional Traveler
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If a school, store, office buys TP that's nice enough
to use at home, people will steal it, if it isn't
locked up. When the rolls got restocked in the men's
common bathrooms in the dormitories at my college it was
wise to grab at least one before it was all gone. Some
students were too cheap or too broke to buy facial tissue,
and when you were finished using it to blow your nose,
clean your glasses or decorate your neighbor's door,
the cardboard core was raw material for a DIY bong.

Kevin R
Titus G
2020-04-08 02:29:10 UTC
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Post by Dorothy J Heydt
“Overheard: Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves.
Today
was just the tip of the iceberg.  Tomorrow romaines to be seen.”
Ewwwww.
Hal managed to score a six-pack today.  He hasn't been to Costco
since social distancing started up, since even the
seven-to-eight-AM seniors-only lines are two hours long.  But Safeway
managed to get a few onto the shelves.
We started this nightmare with five cases of TP (36 rolls each).  And
three cases of Bounty (12 large rolls).  We are down to three cases of
TP and two cases of Bounty.  Normally I have up to ten cases of each but
the move on Feb 6 had me draw down my various stashes so we did not have
so much to move.  I won't make that mistake again.  If, we ever get TP
again at our HEB or Sam's Club.
Lynn
From somewhere in Houston:


Robert Carnegie
2020-04-08 02:45:40 UTC
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Well-known British recruitment poster, a century ago:
"Daddy, what did /you/ do in the Great War?"

<https://www.iwm.org.uk/collections/item/object/17053>

This year's version:

<https://twitter.com/PrivateEyeNews/status/1245757353921830913>
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