Kooks and Numerology are Kooky, but Worshipping the Green Man and the Horned God Make Good Sense

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Boy, I'm so glad to have a great comeback for all those KOOKS out
there with their numbers and their numerology. If they could only
awaken, as I have, to the beauty of LOGIC and RATIONAL THOUGHT, and
rise, prometheus-like, in the ranks of the Viacom ass-kissing food
chain as I have. What a bunch fo KOOKS they are with ther numerology!

Someday, all people will use rational thought and just PLAIN OLD GOOD
COMMON SENSE, and come around to 'paganism' and worshipping the horned
god. If these kooks would just drop all that numerology crap, they
would see how sensible it is to worship the green man and hte horned
god, and slop around in the mud with gigantic hairy losers in Oregon
at the Beltran festival.

[m***@gmail.com]

If these KOOKS with their KOOKY NUMEROLOGY would just come to Starwood
and Winterstar and learn how to worship the horned god and the green
man, I think they might be able to give up their KOOKY NUMEROLOGY and
see THE LIGHT OF REASON.

Instead of wasting time with their KOOKY NUMEROLOGY, they could be
attending seminars at Winterstar about how to worship the horned god.
It just makes good sense.

Post by m***@gmail.com
Boy, I'm so glad to have a great comeback for all those KOOKS out
there with their numbers and their numerology. If they could only
awaken, as I have, to the beauty of LOGIC and RATIONAL THOUGHT, and
rise, prometheus-like, in the ranks of the Viacom ass-kissing food
chain as I have. What a bunch fo KOOKS they are with ther numerology!
Someday, all people will use rational thought and just PLAIN OLD GOOD
COMMON SENSE, and come around to 'paganism' and worshipping the horned
god. If these kooks would just drop all that numerology crap, they
would see how sensible it is to worship the green man and hte horned
god, and slop around in the mud with gigantic hairy losers in Oregon
at the Beltran festival.

[Rev. 11D Meow!]

On 2nd thought...

1+1=0

Post by m***@gmail.com
If these KOOKS with their KOOKY NUMEROLOGY would just come to Starwood
and Winterstar and learn how to worship the horned god and the green
man, I think they might be able to give up their KOOKY NUMEROLOGY and
see THE LIGHT OF REASON.
Instead of wasting time with their KOOKY NUMEROLOGY, they could be
attending seminars at Winterstar about how to worship the horned god.
It just makes good sense.

Post by m***@gmail.com
Boy, I'm so glad to have a great comeback for all those KOOKS out
there with their numbers and their numerology. If they could only
awaken, as I have, to the beauty of LOGIC and RATIONAL THOUGHT, and
rise, prometheus-like, in the ranks of the Viacom ass-kissing food
chain as I have. What a bunch fo KOOKS they are with ther numerology!
Someday, all people will use rational thought and just PLAIN OLD GOOD
COMMON SENSE, and come around to 'paganism' and worshipping the horned
god. If these kooks would just drop all that numerology crap, they
would see how sensible it is to worship the green man and hte horned
god, and slop around in the mud with gigantic hairy losers in Oregon
at the Beltran festival.

[Marquis Des Moines]

Post by m***@gmail.com
Boy, I'm so glad to have a great comeback for all those KOOKS out
there with their numbers and their numerology. If they could only
awaken, as I have, to the beauty of LOGIC and RATIONAL THOUGHT, and
rise, prometheus-like, in the ranks of the Viacom ass-kissing food
chain as I have. What a bunch fo KOOKS they are with ther numerology!
Someday, all people will use rational thought and just PLAIN OLD GOOD
COMMON SENSE, and come around to 'paganism' and worshipping the horned
god. If these kooks would just drop all that numerology crap, they
would see how sensible it is to worship the green man and hte horned
god, and slop around in the mud with gigantic hairy losers in Oregon
at the Beltran festival.

I don't know where you get this thing about the "Green Man" from. Are
pagans bowing down to the Jolly Green Giant? I personally am more of
a fan of Satan. He has more class. Oh which reminds me...
Why Satan is a Subgenius:
If we take the basic teachings of our society concerning Satan we get
an interesting picture. He's a nearly all powerful entity who likes
to dupe religious folks and then torture them for all eternity. How
is this any different from the goals of your "average" Subgenius?
There are also startling anatomical similarities between your average
depiction of Satan (horned, hairy, smells of sulfer) and the Yeti of
olden times (horny, hairy, smells of sulfur).Of course, if he truly is
a Subgenius we must examine if he has Slack. Given that he has quit
his job (and got kicked out of his heavenly apartment for it) and now
spends his time luring in the rich and powerful, Satan indeed appears
to have Slack (just don't expect him to give you any). Of course, he
might not be on particuarly good terms with "Bob" right now (they are
compeating business men after all) but since when has lack of luv for
Dobbs kept anyone from achieving Subgenius-hood.

[Rev. Ivan Stang]

Post by Marquis Des Moines
I don't know where you get this thing about the "Green Man" from. Are
pagans bowing down to the Jolly Green Giant? I personally am more of
a fan of Satan. He has more class. Oh which reminds me...
If we take the basic teachings of our society concerning Satan we get
an interesting picture. He's a nearly all powerful entity who likes
to dupe religious folks and then torture them for all eternity. How
is this any different from the goals of your "average" Subgenius?
There are also startling anatomical similarities between your average
depiction of Satan (horned, hairy, smells of sulfer) and the Yeti of
olden times (horny, hairy, smells of sulfur).Of course, if he truly is
a Subgenius we must examine if he has Slack. Given that he has quit
his job (and got kicked out of his heavenly apartment for it) and now
spends his time luring in the rich and powerful, Satan indeed appears
to have Slack (just don't expect him to give you any). Of course, he
might not be on particuarly good terms with "Bob" right now (they are
compeating business men after all) but since when has lack of luv for
Dobbs kept anyone from achieving Subgenius-hood.

I mock and ridicule all dieties and their believers. I suppose I get
paid to ridicule the pagans more because some of the pagans can take a
joke at the expense of the other pagans who can't take a joke.
Evidently most of the Christians can't take a joke, nor even recognize
when a joke has been told.

[Marquis Des Moines]

Post by Rev. Ivan Stang

Post by Marquis Des Moines
I don't know where you get this thing about the "Green Man" from. Are
pagans bowing down to the Jolly Green Giant? I personally am more of
a fan of Satan. He has more class. Oh which reminds me...
If we take the basic teachings of our society concerning Satan we get
an interesting picture. He's a nearly all powerful entity who likes
to dupe religious folks and then torture them for all eternity. How
is this any different from the goals of your "average" Subgenius?
There are also startling anatomical similarities between your average
depiction of Satan (horned, hairy, smells of sulfer) and the Yeti of
olden times (horny, hairy, smells of sulfur).Of course, if he truly is
a Subgenius we must examine if he has Slack. Given that he has quit
his job (and got kicked out of his heavenly apartment for it) and now
spends his time luring in the rich and powerful, Satan indeed appears
to have Slack (just don't expect him to give you any). Of course, he
might not be on particuarly good terms with "Bob" right now (they are
compeating business men after all) but since when has lack of luv for
Dobbs kept anyone from achieving Subgenius-hood.

I mock and ridicule all dieties and their believers. I suppose I get
paid to ridicule the pagans more because some of the pagans can take a
joke at the expense of the other pagans who can't take a joke.
Evidently most of the Christians can't take a joke, nor even recognize
when a joke has been told.

Most Christians are the joke.

[Rev. 11D Meow!]

Post by Marquis Des Moines
Most Christians are the joke.

Why so much wasted energy on them then?

[Marquis Des Moines]

Post by Rev. 11D Meow!

Post by Marquis Des Moines
Most Christians are the joke.

Why so much wasted energy on them then?

Because I've just got so much HATE to give.

[Rev. 11D Meow!]

Post by Marquis Des Moines

Post by Rev. 11D Meow!

Post by Marquis Des Moines
Most Christians are the joke.

Why so much wasted energy on them then?

Because I've just got so much HATE to give.

Oh, *that*.

[Rev. 11D Meow!]

Post by Rev. Ivan Stang

Post by Marquis Des Moines
I don't know where you get this thing about the "Green Man" from. Are
pagans bowing down to the Jolly Green Giant? I personally am more of
a fan of Satan. He has more class. Oh which reminds me...
If we take the basic teachings of our society concerning Satan we get
an interesting picture. He's a nearly all powerful entity who likes
to dupe religious folks and then torture them for all eternity. How
is this any different from the goals of your "average" Subgenius?
There are also startling anatomical similarities between your average
depiction of Satan (horned, hairy, smells of sulfer) and the Yeti of
olden times (horny, hairy, smells of sulfur).Of course, if he truly is
a Subgenius we must examine if he has Slack. Given that he has quit
his job (and got kicked out of his heavenly apartment for it) and now
spends his time luring in the rich and powerful, Satan indeed appears
to have Slack (just don't expect him to give you any). Of course, he
might not be on particuarly good terms with "Bob" right now (they are
compeating business men after all) but since when has lack of luv for
Dobbs kept anyone from achieving Subgenius-hood.

I mock and ridicule all dieties and their believers. I suppose I get
paid to ridicule the pagans more because some of the pagans can take a
joke at the expense of the other pagans who can't take a joke.
Evidently most of the Christians can't take a joke, nor even recognize
when a joke has been told.

Silk Pajamas

[Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust]

Post by Rev. Ivan Stang
I mock and ridicule all dieties and their believers. I suppose I get
paid to ridicule the pagans more because some of the pagans can take a
joke at the expense of the other pagans who can't take a joke.
Evidently most of the Christians can't take a joke, nor even recognize
when a joke has been told.

but not the Cthulhu cultists so much, from what I've seen. maybe
because there's so few of us/them (he went from being a primary deity
to a Short Duration Personal Savior, alongside Lovecraft and my
coffeepot), and because the cthulhu-cultists tend to keep the mocking
of cthulhu-cultists in-house.

[RevNickie]

Post by Marquis Des Moines
I personally am more of
a fan of Satan. He has more class. Oh which reminds me...

Paraphrasing the Tenacious D movie:

"Satan...is in your heart. He's what makes you say, 'Fuck you' to the
people you hate."

-RevNickie

[Rev. 11D Meow!]

Post by RevNickie

Post by Marquis Des Moines
I personally am more of
a fan of Satan. He has more class. Oh which reminds me...

"Satan...is in your heart. He's what makes you say, 'Fuck you' to the
people you hate."
-RevNickie

Press PLAY

[m***@gmail.com]

Post by Marquis Des Moines
I don't know where you get this thing about the "Green Man" from.

I got it from that movie "Mask" starring Jim Carey. That's one of the
greatest entertainment products ever created.

[Rev. 11D Meow!]

If you can't count to eleven,
STOP LIGHT!

[Rev. 11D Meow!]

1+1=3 dumb-ass cain't get laid mIKEY!

Post by m***@gmail.com
Boy, I'm so glad to have a great comeback for all those KOOKS out
there with their numbers and their numerology. If they could only
awaken, as I have, to the beauty of LOGIC and RATIONAL THOUGHT, and
rise, prometheus-like, in the ranks of the Viacom ass-kissing food
chain as I have. What a bunch fo KOOKS they are with ther numerology!
Someday, all people will use rational thought and just PLAIN OLD GOOD
COMMON SENSE, and come around to 'paganism' and worshipping the horned
god. If these kooks would just drop all that numerology crap, they
would see how sensible it is to worship the green man and hte horned
god, and slop around in the mud with gigantic hairy losers in Oregon
at the Beltran festival.