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The View's Joy Behar: It's Wrong To Attack Comedians Because 'We're Important People Right Now'
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Ubiquitous
2017-10-18 18:40:56 UTC
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It's wrong to be mean to late night comics who don't make fun of
Harvey Weinstein, she says.

By Emily Zanotti

The View co-host Joy Behar bristled, Monday, at the thought that
late-night comedians should be taken to task for pulling punches on
Harvey Weinstein, even if they joked for days about Roger Ailes and
Bill O'Reilly, conservative figures who faced sexual harassment and
sexual abuse allegations.

The interaction began when another co-host, Sunny Hostin, brought up
that comedians couldn't win on the subject. Last week, late night
hosts were taken to task for punting on Weinstein, and Saturday
Night Live faced scrutiny for avoiding the scandal altogether. When
James Corden made a joke about Weinstein at a dinner Sunday night,
however, he was forced to apologize.

“Last week everyone was saying the late night hosts didn’t mention
the Weinstein scandal,” Hostin explained. “But you know they were
always making jokes about Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly. SNL took a
hit for not saying anything. Now you have SNL doing something. You
have James Corden doing something, and now it’s, ‘oh, it’s in poor
taste, it’s too soon.'"

Late night hosts like Seth Meyers didn't just avoid Weinstein, some
of them — including Meyers himself — responded to criticism by
challenging conservative viewers to change the channel, effectively
making the issue into a "you're with the liberal Hollywood elite, or
you're against us," ultimatum.

Corden received blowback for making controversial jokes about
specific women's reported experiences with Weinstein, referencing
Weinstein's alleged requests to watch him shower naked and give him
a massage in return for career help.

Both sets of comedians are free to do what they want, and critics
are free to bit back; that's how the system is supposed to work.
Well, unless you're Joy Behar.

“Why?” Joy Behar replied to Hostin, clearly apoplectic at the
thought. “Rose McGowan particularly singled out Corden. I really
don’t think that it’s appropriate to attack comedians. We’re on the
right side of things. ”

“Also, the comedians are there to say the emperor has no clothes,”
she went on. “We’re important people right now."



Behar went on to say all of the involved comedians should be
insultated from criticism, regardless of the content of their jokes,
and regardless of whether the jokes happen to be in poor taste.

Behar's commentary probably has little to do with whether comedians
are allowed to make jokes about Harvey Weinstein and more to do with
whether comedians can be criticized for "speaking truth to power"
about Donald Trump. After all, that's her first priority.

[Funny how she didn't think that about the few who mocked Obama...]
--
Dems & the media want Trump to be more like Obama, but then he'd
have to audit liberals & wire tap reporters' phones.
anim8rfsk
2017-10-18 19:21:37 UTC
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Post by Ubiquitous
It's wrong to be mean to late night comics who don't make fun of
Harvey Weinstein, she says.
By Emily Zanotti
The View co-host Joy Behar bristled, Monday, at the thought that
late-night comedians should be taken to task for pulling punches on
Harvey Weinstein, even if they joked for days about Roger Ailes and
Bill O'Reilly, conservative figures who faced sexual harassment and
sexual abuse allegations.
The interaction began when another co-host, Sunny Hostin, brought up
that comedians couldn't win on the subject. Last week, late night
hosts were taken to task for punting on Weinstein, and Saturday
Night Live faced scrutiny for avoiding the scandal altogether. When
James Corden made a joke about Weinstein at a dinner Sunday night,
however, he was forced to apologize.
“Last week everyone was saying the late night hosts didn’t mention
the Weinstein scandal,” Hostin explained. “But you know they were
always making jokes about Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly. SNL took a
hit for not saying anything. Now you have SNL doing something. You
have James Corden doing something, and now it’s, ‘oh, it’s in poor
taste, it’s too soon.'"
Late night hosts like Seth Meyers didn't just avoid Weinstein, some
of them — including Meyers himself — responded to criticism by
challenging conservative viewers to change the channel, effectively
making the issue into a "you're with the liberal Hollywood elite, or
you're against us," ultimatum.
Corden received blowback for making controversial jokes about
specific women's reported experiences with Weinstein, referencing
Weinstein's alleged requests to watch him shower naked and give him
a massage in return for career help.
Both sets of comedians are free to do what they want, and critics
are free to bit back; that's how the system is supposed to work.
Well, unless you're Joy Behar.
“Why?” Joy Behar replied to Hostin, clearly apoplectic at the
thought. “Rose McGowan particularly singled out Corden. I really
don’t think that it’s appropriate to attack comedians. We’re on the
right side of things. ”
“Also, the comedians are there to say the emperor has no clothes,”
she went on. “We’re important people right now."
http://youtu.be/SzHmH5jqXnA
Behar went on to say all of the involved comedians should be
insultated from criticism, regardless of the content of their jokes,
and regardless of whether the jokes happen to be in poor taste.
Behar's commentary probably has little to do with whether comedians
are allowed to make jokes about Harvey Weinstein and more to do with
whether comedians can be criticized for "speaking truth to power"
about Donald Trump. After all, that's her first priority.
[Funny how she didn't think that about the few who mocked Obama...]
Behar is many things. "Important" is not amongst them.
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Ubiquitous
2017-10-18 19:26:19 UTC
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Post by Ubiquitous
It's wrong to be mean to late night comics who don't make fun of
Harvey Weinstein, she says.
By Emily Zanotti
The View co-host Joy Behar bristled, Monday, at the thought that
late-night comedians should be taken to task for pulling punches on
Harvey Weinstein, even if they joked for days about Roger Ailes and
Bill O'Reilly, conservative figures who faced sexual harassment and
sexual abuse allegations.
The interaction began when another co-host, Sunny Hostin, brought up
that comedians couldn't win on the subject. Last week, late night
hosts were taken to task for punting on Weinstein, and Saturday
Night Live faced scrutiny for avoiding the scandal altogether. When
James Corden made a joke about Weinstein at a dinner Sunday night,
however, he was forced to apologize.
“Last week everyone was saying the late night hosts didn’t mention
the Weinstein scandal,” Hostin explained. “But you know they were
always making jokes about Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly. SNL took a
hit for not saying anything. Now you have SNL doing something. You
have James Corden doing something, and now it’s, ‘oh, it’s in poor
taste, it’s too soon.'"
Late night hosts like Seth Meyers didn't just avoid Weinstein, some
of them — including Meyers himself — responded to criticism by
challenging conservative viewers to change the channel, effectively
making the issue into a "you're with the liberal Hollywood elite, or
you're against us," ultimatum.
Corden received blowback for making controversial jokes about
specific women's reported experiences with Weinstein, referencing
Weinstein's alleged requests to watch him shower naked and give him
a massage in return for career help.
Both sets of comedians are free to do what they want, and critics
are free to bit back; that's how the system is supposed to work.
Well, unless you're Joy Behar.
“Why?” Joy Behar replied to Hostin, clearly apoplectic at the
thought. “Rose McGowan particularly singled out Corden. I really
don’t think that it’s appropriate to attack comedians. We’re on the
right side of things. ”
“Also, the comedians are there to say the emperor has no clothes,”
she went on. “We’re important people right now."
http://youtu.be/SzHmH5jqXnA
Behar went on to say all of the involved comedians should be
insultated from criticism, regardless of the content of their jokes,
and regardless of whether the jokes happen to be in poor taste.
Behar's commentary probably has little to do with whether comedians
are allowed to make jokes about Harvey Weinstein and more to do with
whether comedians can be criticized for "speaking truth to power"
about Donald Trump. After all, that's her first priority.
[Funny how she didn't think that about the few who mocked Obama...]
Behar is many things. "Important" is not amongst them.
Neither is "funny".
--
Dems & the media want Trump to be more like Obama, but then he'd
have to audit liberals & wire tap reporters' phones.
Neill Massello
2017-10-22 23:10:30 UTC
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Post by anim8rfsk
Behar is many things. "Important" is not amongst them.
Yes, even the people on her side of the political aisle know that she's
as dumb as a rock.
FPP
2017-10-18 23:36:47 UTC
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“Last week everyone was saying the late night hosts didn’t mention
the Weinstein scandal,” Hostin explained. “But you know they were
always making jokes about Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly.
Perhaps she thought it was appropriate because O'Reilly and Ailes both
worked on a comedy network!
--
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Ubiquitous
2017-10-19 09:19:34 UTC
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Post by Ubiquitous
“Last week everyone was saying the late night hosts didn’t mention
the Weinstein scandal,” Hostin explained. “But you know they were
always making jokes about Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly.
Perhaps she thought it was appropriate because O'Reilly and Ailes both
worked on a comedy network!
"Argumentum Ad Fox Newsum" noted. Get back to us when you have a real
argument to make.


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winners are solely responsible for the losers' plight." -- Jim Goad
FPP
2017-10-19 11:56:49 UTC
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Post by FPP
“Last week everyone was saying the late night hosts didn’t mention
the Weinstein scandal,” Hostin explained. “But you know they were
always making jokes about Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly.
Perhaps she thought it was appropriate because O'Reilly and Ailes both
worked on a comedy network!
"Argumentum Ad Fox Newsum" noted. Get back to us when you have a real
argument to make.
That excuse isn't working for Harvey Weinstein, and it won't work for
Fox News, either.
--
"Take a Tic-Tac and grab 'em by the pussy is the closest thing to a plan
Donald Trump has described this entire election." -Samantha Bee
Bod
2017-10-19 12:16:36 UTC
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Post by Ubiquitous
Post by FPP
“Last week everyone was saying the late night hosts didn’t mention
the Weinstein scandal,” Hostin explained. “But you know they were
always making jokes about Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly.
Perhaps she thought it was appropriate because O'Reilly and Ailes both
worked on a comedy network!
"Argumentum Ad Fox Newsum" noted. Get back to us when you have a real
argument to make.
That excuse isn't working for Harvey Weinstein, and it won't work for
Fox News, either.
I spent all of yesterday spot hunting and after extensive spot checks I
managed to only find three here >>>> . . . and one deformed spot here
Post by FPP
Post by Ubiquitous
Post by FPP
, plus a rare mutant spot here >>>> ~ (possibly foreign)
I found this very disappointing and soul destroying, so today I will be
knee polishing all day whilst I consider my next move.
This has obviously put me on the spot.
--
Bod
Bod
2017-10-19 12:19:34 UTC
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Post by Bod
I spent all of yesterday spot hunting and after extensive spot checks I
managed to only find three here >>>>  . . .   and one deformed spot here
   ,   plus a rare mutant spot here  >>>>   ~ (possibly foreign)
I found this very disappointing and soul destroying, so today I will be
knee polishing all day whilst I consider my next move.
This has obviously put me on the spot.
--
Bod
Nobody
2017-10-19 20:11:19 UTC
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Post by FPP
Post by Ubiquitous
Post by FPP
Post by Ubiquitous
“Last week everyone was saying the late night hosts didn’t
mention the Weinstein scandal,” Hostin explained. “But you
know they were always making jokes about Roger Ailes and Bill
O’Reilly.
Perhaps she thought it was appropriate because O'Reilly and
Ailes both worked on a comedy network!
"Argumentum Ad Fox Newsum" noted. Get back to us when you have a
real argument to make.
That excuse isn't working for Harvey Weinstein, and it won't work
for Fox News, either.
I spent all of yesterday spot hunting and after extensive spot
checks I managed to only find three here >>>> . . . and one
deformed spot here
Post by FPP
Post by Ubiquitous
Post by FPP
Post by Ubiquitous
, plus a rare mutant spot here >>>> ~ (possibly
foreign)
I found this very disappointing and soul destroying, so today I
will be knee polishing all day whilst I consider my next move.
This has obviously put me on the spot.
I found one of these >>>* As it is a bit chilly here, I am thinking it
is what happens to one of these >>>. when it freezes. Further
observation and experimentation will be required
Bod
2017-10-20 13:42:51 UTC
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Post by Nobody
Post by Bod
Post by FPP
Post by Ubiquitous
Post by FPP
“Last week everyone was saying the late night hosts didn’t
mention the Weinstein scandal,” Hostin explained. “But you
know they were always making jokes about Roger Ailes and Bill
O’Reilly.
Perhaps she thought it was appropriate because O'Reilly and
Ailes both worked on a comedy network!
"Argumentum Ad Fox Newsum" noted. Get back to us when you have a
real argument to make.
That excuse isn't working for Harvey Weinstein, and it won't work
for Fox News, either.
I spent all of yesterday spot hunting and after extensive spot
checks I managed to only find three here >>>> . . . and one
deformed spot here
Post by FPP
Post by Ubiquitous
Post by FPP
, plus a rare mutant spot here >>>> ~ (possibly
foreign)
I found this very disappointing and soul destroying, so today I
will be knee polishing all day whilst I consider my next move.
This has obviously put me on the spot.
I found one of these >>>* As it is a bit chilly here, I am thinking it
is what happens to one of these >>>. when it freezes. Further
observation and experimentation will be required
Oh my gosh! what a disturbing discovery. Do you think that spots are
being transformed into possibly sentient beings when fozen?
I suspect that Trump is doing this secretly, I mean he might be making a
covert army of little *Trumplings* that will take over the world.
What can we do to protect ourselves?
--
Bod
Bod
2017-10-20 13:46:08 UTC
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Post by Bod
Post by Bod
I spent all of yesterday spot hunting and after extensive spot
checks I managed to only find three here >>>>  . . .   and one
deformed spot here
   ,   plus a rare mutant spot here  >>>>   ~ (possibly
   foreign)
I found this very disappointing and soul destroying, so today I
will be knee polishing all day whilst I consider my next move.
This has obviously put me on the spot.
I found one of these >>>*  As it is a bit chilly here, I am thinking it
is what happens to one of these >>>. when it freezes.  Further
observation and experimentation will be required
Oh my gosh! what a disturbing discovery. Do you think that spots are
being transformed into possibly sentient beings when fozen?
I suspect that Trump is doing this secretly, I mean he might be making a
covert army of little *Trumplings* that will take over the world.
What can we do to protect ourselves?
--
Bod
John Lodder
2017-10-20 14:14:10 UTC
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Post by Bod
Post by Bod
I spent all of yesterday spot hunting and after extensive spot
checks I managed to only find three here >>>>  . . .   and one
deformed spot here
   ,   plus a rare mutant spot here  >>>>   ~ (possibly
   foreign)
I found this very disappointing and soul destroying, so today I
will be knee polishing all day whilst I consider my next move.
This has obviously put me on the spot.
I found one of these >>>*  As it is a bit chilly here, I am thinking it
is what happens to one of these >>>. when it freezes.  Further
observation and experimentation will be required
Oh my gosh! what a disturbing discovery. Do you think that spots are
being transformed into possibly sentient beings when fozen?
I suspect that Trump is doing this secretly, I mean he might be making a
covert army of little *Trumplings* that will take over the world.
What can we do to protect ourselves?
I hid in the freezer for a couple hours just to see what would happen. I
wasn't transformed into anything, I just got cold. I have concluded,
therefore, that it is cold in the freezer. I am not sure what this means.
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Nobody
2017-10-20 18:33:34 UTC
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Post by John Lodder
Post by Bod
Post by Bod
I spent all of yesterday spot hunting and after extensive spot
checks I managed to only find three here >>>>  . . .   and
one deformed spot here
   ,   plus a rare mutant spot here  >>>>   ~
(possibly    foreign)
I found this very disappointing and soul destroying, so today
I will be knee polishing all day whilst I consider my next
move. This has obviously put me on the spot.
I found one of these >>>*  As it is a bit chilly here, I am
thinking it is what happens to one of these >>>. when it
freezes.  Further observation and experimentation will be
required
Oh my gosh! what a disturbing discovery. Do you think that spots
are being transformed into possibly sentient beings when fozen?
I suspect that Trump is doing this secretly, I mean he might be
making a covert army of little *Trumplings* that will take over
the world. What can we do to protect ourselves?
I hid in the freezer for a couple hours just to see what would
happen. I wasn't transformed into anything, I just got cold. I
have concluded, therefore, that it is cold in the freezer. I am
not sure what this means.
It means you will have to dress warmer if you want to do the experiment
again.
Bod
2017-10-22 06:05:12 UTC
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Post by Nobody
Post by John Lodder
Post by Bod
Post by Bod
I spent all of yesterday spot hunting and after extensive spot
checks I managed to only find three here >>>>  . . .   and
one deformed spot here
   ,   plus a rare mutant spot here  >>>>   ~
(possibly    foreign)
I found this very disappointing and soul destroying, so today
I will be knee polishing all day whilst I consider my next
move. This has obviously put me on the spot.
I found one of these >>>*  As it is a bit chilly here, I am
thinking it is what happens to one of these >>>. when it
freezes.  Further observation and experimentation will be
required
Oh my gosh! what a disturbing discovery. Do you think that spots
are being transformed into possibly sentient beings when fozen?
I suspect that Trump is doing this secretly, I mean he might be
making a covert army of little *Trumplings* that will take over
the world. What can we do to protect ourselves?
I hid in the freezer for a couple hours just to see what would
happen. I wasn't transformed into anything, I just got cold. I
have concluded, therefore, that it is cold in the freezer. I am
not sure what this means.
It means you will have to dress warmer if you want to do the experiment
again.
He might be ok without any warmer clothes though, he just needs to find
a warm spot.
--
Bod
John Lodder
2017-10-23 15:03:29 UTC
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Post by Bod
Post by Nobody
Post by John Lodder
Post by Bod
Post by Bod
I spent all of yesterday spot hunting and after extensive spot
checks I managed to only find three here >>>>  . . .   and
one deformed spot here
   ,   plus a rare mutant spot here  >>>>   ~
(possibly    foreign)
I found this very disappointing and soul destroying, so today
I will be knee polishing all day whilst I consider my next
move. This has obviously put me on the spot.
I found one of these >>>*  As it is a bit chilly here, I am
thinking it is what happens to one of these >>>. when it
freezes.  Further observation and experimentation will be
required
Oh my gosh! what a disturbing discovery. Do you think that spots
are being transformed into possibly sentient beings when fozen?
I suspect that Trump is doing this secretly, I mean he might be
making a covert army of little *Trumplings* that will take over
the world. What can we do to protect ourselves?
I hid in the freezer for a couple hours just to see what would
happen. I wasn't transformed into anything, I just got cold. I
have concluded, therefore, that it is cold in the freezer. I am
not sure what this means.
It means you will have to dress warmer if you want to do the experiment
again.
He might be ok without any warmer clothes though, he just needs to find
a warm spot.
OK! I am ready to do the experiment again. I am taking a coat, in case I
need to dress warmer, and a thermomenter that I will use to look for warm
spots. I am also bringing a tin of fish, several sticks of butter, a
torch, and a book to read so I don't get too bored. Wish me luck!
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-10-23 19:10:24 UTC
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Post by John Lodder
Post by Bod
Post by Nobody
Post by John Lodder
Post by Bod
I found one of these >>>*  As it is a bit chilly here, I am
thinking it is what happens to one of these >>>. when it
freezes.  Further observation and experimentation will be
required
Oh my gosh! what a disturbing discovery. Do you think that spots
are being transformed into possibly sentient beings when fozen?
I suspect that Trump is doing this secretly, I mean he might be
making a covert army of little *Trumplings* that will take over
the world. What can we do to protect ourselves?
I hid in the freezer for a couple hours just to see what would
happen. I wasn't transformed into anything, I just got cold. I
have concluded, therefore, that it is cold in the freezer. I am
not sure what this means.
It means you will have to dress warmer if you want to do the experiment
again.
He might be ok without any warmer clothes though, he just needs to find
a warm spot.
OK! I am ready to do the experiment again. I am taking a coat, in case I
need to dress warmer, and a thermomenter that I will use to look for warm
spots. I am also bringing a tin of fish, several sticks of butter, a
torch, and a book to read so I don't get too bored. Wish me luck!
My word, you're going in again!? I take my hat off to you......in fact
I'll take one of my socks off as well.
Taking butter/fish a torch and book is a wise precaution.
If you do detect that spot, I will be first to recommend you to receive
an OBE, a BOAC, plus the coveted MGMBtYKKL94MO award.

Me not being as brave of you, I would at least have to have a policeman
and an origami expert with me.
Best of luck.
--
Bod
John Lodder
2017-10-24 16:16:20 UTC
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Post by Bod
Post by John Lodder
Post by Bod
Post by Nobody
Post by John Lodder
Post by Bod
I found one of these >>>*  As it is a bit chilly here, I am
thinking it is what happens to one of these >>>. when it
freezes.  Further observation and experimentation will be
required
Oh my gosh! what a disturbing discovery. Do you think that spots
are being transformed into possibly sentient beings when fozen?
I suspect that Trump is doing this secretly, I mean he might be
making a covert army of little *Trumplings* that will take over
the world. What can we do to protect ourselves?
I hid in the freezer for a couple hours just to see what would
happen. I wasn't transformed into anything, I just got cold. I
have concluded, therefore, that it is cold in the freezer. I am
not sure what this means.
It means you will have to dress warmer if you want to do the experiment
again.
He might be ok without any warmer clothes though, he just needs to find
a warm spot.
OK! I am ready to do the experiment again. I am taking a coat, in case I
need to dress warmer, and a thermomenter that I will use to look for warm
spots. I am also bringing a tin of fish, several sticks of butter, a
torch, and a book to read so I don't get too bored. Wish me luck!
My word, you're going in again!? I take my hat off to you......in fact
I'll take one of my socks off as well.
Taking butter/fish a torch and book is a wise precaution.
If you do detect that spot, I will be first to recommend you to receive
an OBE, a BOAC, plus the coveted MGMBtYKKL94MO award.
Me not being as brave of you, I would at least have to have a policeman
and an origami expert with me.
Best of luck.
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Nobody
2017-10-23 19:36:53 UTC
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Post by Bod
Post by Nobody
Post by John Lodder
Post by Bod
Post by Bod
I spent all of yesterday spot hunting and after extensive
spot checks I managed to only find three here >>>>  . .
.   and one deformed spot here
   ,   plus a rare mutant spot here 
   ~ (possibly    foreign)
I found this very disappointing and soul destroying, so
today I will be knee polishing all day whilst I consider my
next move. This has obviously put me on the spot.
I found one of these >>>*  As it is a bit chilly here, I
am thinking it is what happens to one of these >>>. when it
freezes.  Further observation and experimentation will be
required
Oh my gosh! what a disturbing discovery. Do you think that
spots are being transformed into possibly sentient beings
when fozen? I suspect that Trump is doing this secretly, I
mean he might be making a covert army of little *Trumplings*
that will take over the world. What can we do to protect
ourselves?
I hid in the freezer for a couple hours just to see what would
happen. I wasn't transformed into anything, I just got cold. I
have concluded, therefore, that it is cold in the freezer. I am
not sure what this means.
It means you will have to dress warmer if you want to do the
experiment again.
He might be ok without any warmer clothes though, he just needs to
find a warm spot.
OK! I am ready to do the experiment again. I am taking a coat, in
case I need to dress warmer, and a thermomenter that I will use to
look for warm spots. I am also bringing a tin of fish, several
sticks of butter, a torch, and a book to read so I don't get too
bored. Wish me luck!
Your courage gives me goose bumps. Best of luck!
John Lodder
2017-10-24 16:16:38 UTC
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Post by John Lodder
Post by Bod
Post by Nobody
Post by John Lodder
Post by Bod
Post by Bod
I spent all of yesterday spot hunting and after extensive
spot checks I managed to only find three here >>>>  . .
.   and one deformed spot here
   ,   plus a rare mutant spot here 
   ~ (possibly    foreign)
I found this very disappointing and soul destroying, so
today I will be knee polishing all day whilst I consider my
next move. This has obviously put me on the spot.
I found one of these >>>*  As it is a bit chilly here, I
am thinking it is what happens to one of these >>>. when it
freezes.  Further observation and experimentation will be
required
Oh my gosh! what a disturbing discovery. Do you think that
spots are being transformed into possibly sentient beings
when fozen? I suspect that Trump is doing this secretly, I
mean he might be making a covert army of little *Trumplings*
that will take over the world. What can we do to protect
ourselves?
I hid in the freezer for a couple hours just to see what would
happen. I wasn't transformed into anything, I just got cold. I
have concluded, therefore, that it is cold in the freezer. I am
not sure what this means.
It means you will have to dress warmer if you want to do the
experiment again.
He might be ok without any warmer clothes though, he just needs to
find a warm spot.
OK! I am ready to do the experiment again. I am taking a coat, in
case I need to dress warmer, and a thermomenter that I will use to
look for warm spots. I am also bringing a tin of fish, several
sticks of butter, a torch, and a book to read so I don't get too
bored. Wish me luck!
Your courage gives me goose bumps. Best of luck!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Nobody
2017-10-24 19:52:22 UTC
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I spent all of yesterday spot hunting and after extensive
spot checks I managed to only find three here >>>>  .
. .   and one deformed spot here
   ,   plus a rare mutant spot here 
   ~ (possibly    foreign)
I found this very disappointing and soul destroying, so
today I will be knee polishing all day whilst I consider
my next move. This has obviously put me on the spot.
I found one of these >>>*  As it is a bit chilly here,
I am thinking it is what happens to one of these >>>. when
it freezes.  Further observation and experimentation
will be required
Oh my gosh! what a disturbing discovery. Do you think that
spots are being transformed into possibly sentient beings
when fozen? I suspect that Trump is doing this secretly, I
mean he might be making a covert army of little
*Trumplings* that will take over the world. What can we do
to protect ourselves?
I hid in the freezer for a couple hours just to see what
would happen. I wasn't transformed into anything, I just got
cold. I have concluded, therefore, that it is cold in the
freezer. I am not sure what this means.
It means you will have to dress warmer if you want to do the
experiment again.
He might be ok without any warmer clothes though, he just needs
to find a warm spot.
OK! I am ready to do the experiment again. I am taking a coat,
in case I need to dress warmer, and a thermomenter that I will
use to look for warm spots. I am also bringing a tin of fish,
several sticks of butter, a torch, and a book to read so I don't
get too bored. Wish me luck!
Your courage gives me goose bumps. Best of luck!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Are you responding from INSIDE the freezer?
Bod
2017-10-24 20:02:57 UTC
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I spent all of yesterday spot hunting and after extensive
spot checks I managed to only find three here >>>>  .
. .   and one deformed spot here
   ,   plus a rare mutant spot hereÂÂ
   ~ (possibly    foreign)
I found this very disappointing and soul destroying, so
today I will be knee polishing all day whilst I consider
my next move. This has obviously put me on the spot.
I found one of these >>>*  As it is a bit chilly here,
I am thinking it is what happens to one of these >>>. when
it freezes.  Further observation and experimentation
will be required
Oh my gosh! what a disturbing discovery. Do you think that
spots are being transformed into possibly sentient beings
when fozen? I suspect that Trump is doing this secretly, I
mean he might be making a covert army of little
*Trumplings* that will take over the world. What can we do
to protect ourselves?
I hid in the freezer for a couple hours just to see what
would happen. I wasn't transformed into anything, I just got
cold. I have concluded, therefore, that it is cold in the
freezer. I am not sure what this means.
It means you will have to dress warmer if you want to do the
experiment again.
He might be ok without any warmer clothes though, he just needs
to find a warm spot.
OK! I am ready to do the experiment again. I am taking a coat,
in case I need to dress warmer, and a thermomenter that I will
use to look for warm spots. I am also bringing a tin of fish,
several sticks of butter, a torch, and a book to read so I don't
get too bored. Wish me luck!
Your courage gives me goose bumps. Best of luck!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Are you responding from INSIDE the freezer?
He's developed a stutter.
--
Bod
John Lodder
2017-10-25 15:11:58 UTC
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I spent all of yesterday spot hunting and after extensive
spot checks I managed to only find three here >>>>  .
. .   and one deformed spot here
   ,   plus a rare
mutant spot hereÂÂ
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Post by John Lodder
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Post by John Lodder
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   ~ (possibly    foreign)
I found this very disappointing and soul destroying, so
today I will be knee polishing all day whilst I consider
my next move. This has obviously put me on the spot.
I found one of these >>>*  As it is a bit chilly here,
I am thinking it is what happens to one of these >>>. when
it freezes.  Further observation and experimentation
will be required
Oh my gosh! what a disturbing discovery. Do you think that
spots are being transformed into possibly sentient beings
when fozen? I suspect that Trump is doing this secretly, I
mean he might be making a covert army of little
*Trumplings* that will take over the world. What can we do
to protect ourselves?
I hid in the freezer for a couple hours just to see what
would happen. I wasn't transformed into anything, I just got
cold. I have concluded, therefore, that it is cold in the
freezer. I am not sure what this means.
It means you will have to dress warmer if you want to do the
experiment again.
He might be ok without any warmer clothes though, he just needs
to find a warm spot.
OK! I am ready to do the experiment again. I am taking a coat,
in case I need to dress warmer, and a thermomenter that I will
use to look for warm spots. I am also bringing a tin of fish,
several sticks of butter, a torch, and a book to read so I don't
get too bored. Wish me luck!
Your courage gives me goose bumps. Best of luck!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Are you responding from INSIDE the freezer?
He's developed a stutter.
I am communicating with base camp in the cellar via Morse code rapped on
the side of the freezer. I have dug my way to what I believe is the south
magetic pole, which turns out to be in my freezer, not the Southern Ocean,
as previously theorized. I didn't bring a compass, so my results are
preliminary, but the thermometer reads -18 C.

The stutter is from uncontrolled shivering due to the severe cold present
at the magnetic south pole. I can't keep my hands steady enough for proper
Morse.

I have discovered several kilos of a substance unique to these environs,
labeled "ground beef." I am bringing a sample back for further study.
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-10-27 08:54:01 UTC
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I spent all of yesterday spot hunting and after extensive
spot checks I managed to only find three here >>>>  .
. .   and one deformed spot here
   ,   plus a rare
mutant spot hereÂÂ
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Post by John Lodder
Post by Nobody
Post by John Lodder
Post by Bod
Post by Nobody
Post by John Lodder
Post by Bod
Post by Bod
   ~ (possibly    foreign)
I found this very disappointing and soul destroying, so
today I will be knee polishing all day whilst I consider
my next move. This has obviously put me on the spot.
I found one of these >>>*  As it is a bit chilly here,
I am thinking it is what happens to one of these >>>. when
it freezes.  Further observation and experimentation
will be required
Oh my gosh! what a disturbing discovery. Do you think that
spots are being transformed into possibly sentient beings
when fozen? I suspect that Trump is doing this secretly, I
mean he might be making a covert army of little
*Trumplings* that will take over the world. What can we do
to protect ourselves?
I hid in the freezer for a couple hours just to see what
would happen. I wasn't transformed into anything, I just got
cold. I have concluded, therefore, that it is cold in the
freezer. I am not sure what this means.
It means you will have to dress warmer if you want to do the
experiment again.
He might be ok without any warmer clothes though, he just needs
to find a warm spot.
OK! I am ready to do the experiment again. I am taking a coat,
in case I need to dress warmer, and a thermomenter that I will
use to look for warm spots. I am also bringing a tin of fish,
several sticks of butter, a torch, and a book to read so I don't
get too bored. Wish me luck!
Your courage gives me goose bumps. Best of luck!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Are you responding from INSIDE the freezer?
He's developed a stutter.
I am communicating with base camp in the cellar via Morse code rapped on
the side of the freezer. I have dug my way to what I believe is the south
magetic pole, which turns out to be in my freezer, not the Southern Ocean,
as previously theorized. I didn't bring a compass, so my results are
preliminary, but the thermometer reads -18 C.
The stutter is from uncontrolled shivering due to the severe cold present
at the magnetic south pole. I can't keep my hands steady enough for proper
Morse.
I have discovered several kilos of a substance unique to these environs,
labeled "ground beef." I am bringing a sample back for further study.
I admire your intrepid doggedness, have you any Inuit blood in you?
I suspect that there's chance that the "ground beef" might turn out to
be Polar bear beef, but of course the forensic examination in your lab
of such will produce the result.
There's the remote possibility of the meat being Mammoth meat, depending
how old the meat is (and how old the freezer is).

Are you planning any further expeditions?
--
Bod
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2017-10-27 16:31:07 UTC
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I spent all of yesterday spot hunting and after extensive
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. .   and one
deformed spot here
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,   plus a rare
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mutant spot hereÂÂ
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   ~
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I found this very disappointing and soul destroying, so
today I will be knee polishing all day whilst I consider
my next move. This has obviously put me on the spot.
I found one of these >>>*  As it is a
bit chilly here,
Post by John Lodder
Post by Nobody
Post by Nobody
Post by John Lodder
Post by Bod
Post by Nobody
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I am thinking it is what happens to one of these >>>. when
it freezes.  Further observation and
experimentation
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Post by John Lodder
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will be required
Oh my gosh! what a disturbing discovery. Do you think that
spots are being transformed into possibly sentient beings
when fozen? I suspect that Trump is doing this secretly, I
mean he might be making a covert army of little
*Trumplings* that will take over the world. What can we do
to protect ourselves?
I hid in the freezer for a couple hours just to see what
would happen. I wasn't transformed into anything, I just got
cold. I have concluded, therefore, that it is cold in the
freezer. I am not sure what this means.
It means you will have to dress warmer if you want to do the
experiment again.
He might be ok without any warmer clothes though, he just needs
to find a warm spot.
OK! I am ready to do the experiment again. I am taking a coat,
in case I need to dress warmer, and a thermomenter that I will
use to look for warm spots. I am also bringing a tin of fish,
several sticks of butter, a torch, and a book to read so I don't
get too bored. Wish me luck!
Your courage gives me goose bumps. Best of luck!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Are you responding from INSIDE the freezer?
He's developed a stutter.
I am communicating with base camp in the cellar via Morse code rapped on
the side of the freezer. I have dug my way to what I believe is the south
magetic pole, which turns out to be in my freezer, not the Southern Ocean,
as previously theorized. I didn't bring a compass, so my results are
preliminary, but the thermometer reads -18 C.
The stutter is from uncontrolled shivering due to the severe cold present
at the magnetic south pole. I can't keep my hands steady enough for proper
Morse.
I have discovered several kilos of a substance unique to these environs,
labeled "ground beef." I am bringing a sample back for further study.
I admire your intrepid doggedness, have you any Inuit blood in you?
I suspect that there's chance that the "ground beef" might turn out to
be Polar bear beef, but of course the forensic examination in your lab
of such will produce the result.
There's the remote possibility of the meat being Mammoth meat, depending
how old the meat is (and how old the freezer is).
Are you planning any further expeditions?
I intend to return in the Spring, once there's a clear passage to the
pole. I will bring gloves next time. I retained all my digits, but some of
them were looking distinctly blue there for a short time.

The meat has tested to be a mysterious substance, "100% domestic bovine."
I thought about naming it after myself, but "beef" seems as a good a
moniker as any. It browns under heat and has excellent grillability. I am
not eating any until the toxicity report comes back.
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-10-30 07:31:46 UTC
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I have discovered several kilos of a substance unique to these environs,
labeled "ground beef." I am bringing a sample back for further study.
I admire your intrepid doggedness, have you any Inuit blood in you?
I suspect that there's chance that the "ground beef" might turn out to
be Polar bear beef, but of course the forensic examination in your lab
of such will produce the result.
There's the remote possibility of the meat being Mammoth meat, depending
how old the meat is (and how old the freezer is).
Are you planning any further expeditions?
I intend to return in the Spring, once there's a clear passage to the
pole. I will bring gloves next time. I retained all my digits, but some of
them were looking distinctly blue there for a short time.
The meat has tested to be a mysterious substance, "100% domestic bovine."
I thought about naming it after myself, but "beef" seems as a good a
moniker as any. It browns under heat and has excellent grillability. I am
not eating any until the toxicity report comes back.
If you encounter any penguins, try smothering them in butter and
grilling em. I'm told that they taste nice, if a bit fishey.
I'm considering forming a team for an expedition next year.
I will of course be taking an oboe and an ocarina for entertainment,
plus my 300 tog sleeping bag for warmth.

I have a problem though, I suffer from Polefusion. It's an inability to
decide wich pole to go to, but I am having ice therapy and hope to be
able to overcome my hesitancy by then.

What sort of probes do you take with you? I do like to probe.
--
Bod
John Lodder
2017-10-30 15:49:45 UTC
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I have discovered several kilos of a substance unique to these environs,
labeled "ground beef." I am bringing a sample back for further study.
I admire your intrepid doggedness, have you any Inuit blood in you?
I suspect that there's chance that the "ground beef" might turn out to
be Polar bear beef, but of course the forensic examination in your lab
of such will produce the result.
There's the remote possibility of the meat being Mammoth meat, depending
how old the meat is (and how old the freezer is).
Are you planning any further expeditions?
I intend to return in the Spring, once there's a clear passage to the
pole. I will bring gloves next time. I retained all my digits, but some of
them were looking distinctly blue there for a short time.
The meat has tested to be a mysterious substance, "100% domestic bovine."
I thought about naming it after myself, but "beef" seems as a good a
moniker as any. It browns under heat and has excellent grillability. I am
not eating any until the toxicity report comes back.
If you encounter any penguins, try smothering them in butter and
grilling em. I'm told that they taste nice, if a bit fishey.
I'm considering forming a team for an expedition next year.
I will of course be taking an oboe and an ocarina for entertainment,
plus my 300 tog sleeping bag for warmth.
I have a problem though, I suffer from Polefusion. It's an inability to
decide wich pole to go to, but I am having ice therapy and hope to be
able to overcome my hesitancy by then.
What sort of probes do you take with you? I do like to probe.
Might I suggest a meat thermometer as the probe of choice? That way, you
can tell when your beef is ready to eat, if you find any non-toxic beef at
the pole. Also, if you're going for penguin, don't worry about Polefusion,
just go to the South Pole and you'll be fine.

My friends and colleagues are insistig that I did not find the magnetic
south pole in my freezer. They are suggesting that the magnetic fields
produced by the motors and whatnot inside the fridge confused me. I am
unable to mount another expedition until next season and in the meantime
am engaged in fundraising to pay for it. Have your ever used Kickstarter?
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-10-31 17:23:49 UTC
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I have discovered several kilos of a substance unique to these environs,
labeled "ground beef." I am bringing a sample back for further study.
I admire your intrepid doggedness, have you any Inuit blood in you?
I suspect that there's chance that the "ground beef" might turn out to
be Polar bear beef, but of course the forensic examination in your lab
of such will produce the result.
There's the remote possibility of the meat being Mammoth meat, depending
how old the meat is (and how old the freezer is).
Are you planning any further expeditions?
I intend to return in the Spring, once there's a clear passage to the
pole. I will bring gloves next time. I retained all my digits, but some of
them were looking distinctly blue there for a short time.
The meat has tested to be a mysterious substance, "100% domestic bovine."
I thought about naming it after myself, but "beef" seems as a good a
moniker as any. It browns under heat and has excellent grillability. I am
not eating any until the toxicity report comes back.
If you encounter any penguins, try smothering them in butter and
grilling em. I'm told that they taste nice, if a bit fishey.
I'm considering forming a team for an expedition next year.
I will of course be taking an oboe and an ocarina for entertainment,
plus my 300 tog sleeping bag for warmth.
I have a problem though, I suffer from Polefusion. It's an inability to
decide wich pole to go to, but I am having ice therapy and hope to be
able to overcome my hesitancy by then.
What sort of probes do you take with you? I do like to probe.
Might I suggest a meat thermometer as the probe of choice? That way, you
can tell when your beef is ready to eat, if you find any non-toxic beef at
the pole. Also, if you're going for penguin, don't worry about Polefusion,
just go to the South Pole and you'll be fine.
My friends and colleagues are insistig that I did not find the magnetic
south pole in my freezer. They are suggesting that the magnetic fields
produced by the motors and whatnot inside the fridge confused me. I am
unable to mount another expedition until next season and in the meantime
am engaged in fundraising to pay for it. Have your ever used Kickstarter?
No, apart from when I rode motorbikes :-)
I've heard of Kickstarter, but can you explain what it is please, I have
no eye deer?
--
Bod
John Lodder
2017-10-31 18:36:03 UTC
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I have discovered several kilos of a substance unique to these environs,
labeled "ground beef." I am bringing a sample back for further study.
I admire your intrepid doggedness, have you any Inuit blood in you?
I suspect that there's chance that the "ground beef" might turn out to
be Polar bear beef, but of course the forensic examination in your lab
of such will produce the result.
There's the remote possibility of the meat being Mammoth meat, depending
how old the meat is (and how old the freezer is).
Are you planning any further expeditions?
I intend to return in the Spring, once there's a clear passage to the
pole. I will bring gloves next time. I retained all my digits, but some of
them were looking distinctly blue there for a short time.
The meat has tested to be a mysterious substance, "100% domestic bovine."
I thought about naming it after myself, but "beef" seems as a good a
moniker as any. It browns under heat and has excellent grillability. I am
not eating any until the toxicity report comes back.
If you encounter any penguins, try smothering them in butter and
grilling em. I'm told that they taste nice, if a bit fishey.
I'm considering forming a team for an expedition next year.
I will of course be taking an oboe and an ocarina for entertainment,
plus my 300 tog sleeping bag for warmth.
I have a problem though, I suffer from Polefusion. It's an inability to
decide wich pole to go to, but I am having ice therapy and hope to be
able to overcome my hesitancy by then.
What sort of probes do you take with you? I do like to probe.
Might I suggest a meat thermometer as the probe of choice? That way, you
can tell when your beef is ready to eat, if you find any non-toxic beef at
the pole. Also, if you're going for penguin, don't worry about Polefusion,
just go to the South Pole and you'll be fine.
My friends and colleagues are insistig that I did not find the magnetic
south pole in my freezer. They are suggesting that the magnetic fields
produced by the motors and whatnot inside the fridge confused me. I am
unable to mount another expedition until next season and in the meantime
am engaged in fundraising to pay for it. Have your ever used Kickstarter?
No, apart from when I rode motorbikes :-)
I've heard of Kickstarter, but can you explain what it is please, I have
no eye deer?
Just looking for ways to raise money. My grants weren't approved this year
and I've lost a lot of donors. I could try begging on the street?
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-10-31 18:44:52 UTC
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I have discovered several kilos of a substance unique to these environs,
labeled "ground beef." I am bringing a sample back for further study.
I admire your intrepid doggedness, have you any Inuit blood in you?
I suspect that there's chance that the "ground beef" might turn out to
be Polar bear beef, but of course the forensic examination in your lab
of such will produce the result.
There's the remote possibility of the meat being Mammoth meat, depending
how old the meat is (and how old the freezer is).
Are you planning any further expeditions?
I intend to return in the Spring, once there's a clear passage to the
pole. I will bring gloves next time. I retained all my digits, but some of
them were looking distinctly blue there for a short time.
The meat has tested to be a mysterious substance, "100% domestic bovine."
I thought about naming it after myself, but "beef" seems as a good a
moniker as any. It browns under heat and has excellent grillability. I am
not eating any until the toxicity report comes back.
If you encounter any penguins, try smothering them in butter and
grilling em. I'm told that they taste nice, if a bit fishey.
I'm considering forming a team for an expedition next year.
I will of course be taking an oboe and an ocarina for entertainment,
plus my 300 tog sleeping bag for warmth.
I have a problem though, I suffer from Polefusion. It's an inability to
decide wich pole to go to, but I am having ice therapy and hope to be
able to overcome my hesitancy by then.
What sort of probes do you take with you? I do like to probe.
Might I suggest a meat thermometer as the probe of choice? That way, you
can tell when your beef is ready to eat, if you find any non-toxic beef at
the pole. Also, if you're going for penguin, don't worry about Polefusion,
just go to the South Pole and you'll be fine.
My friends and colleagues are insistig that I did not find the magnetic
south pole in my freezer. They are suggesting that the magnetic fields
produced by the motors and whatnot inside the fridge confused me. I am
unable to mount another expedition until next season and in the meantime
am engaged in fundraising to pay for it. Have your ever used Kickstarter?
No, apart from when I rode motorbikes :-)
I've heard of Kickstarter, but can you explain what it is please, I have
no eye deer?
Just looking for ways to raise money. My grants weren't approved this year
and I've lost a lot of donors. I could try begging on the street?
Ah! do you mean donating money to fund a project of yours?
If so, what sort of project?
--
Bod
John Lodder
2017-11-01 18:04:14 UTC
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I have discovered several kilos of a substance unique to these environs,
labeled "ground beef." I am bringing a sample back for further study.
I admire your intrepid doggedness, have you any Inuit blood in you?
I suspect that there's chance that the "ground beef" might turn out to
be Polar bear beef, but of course the forensic examination in your lab
of such will produce the result.
There's the remote possibility of the meat being Mammoth meat, depending
how old the meat is (and how old the freezer is).
Are you planning any further expeditions?
I intend to return in the Spring, once there's a clear passage to the
pole. I will bring gloves next time. I retained all my digits, but some of
them were looking distinctly blue there for a short time.
The meat has tested to be a mysterious substance, "100% domestic bovine."
I thought about naming it after myself, but "beef" seems as a good a
moniker as any. It browns under heat and has excellent grillability. I am
not eating any until the toxicity report comes back.
If you encounter any penguins, try smothering them in butter and
grilling em. I'm told that they taste nice, if a bit fishey.
I'm considering forming a team for an expedition next year.
I will of course be taking an oboe and an ocarina for entertainment,
plus my 300 tog sleeping bag for warmth.
I have a problem though, I suffer from Polefusion. It's an inability to
decide wich pole to go to, but I am having ice therapy and hope to be
able to overcome my hesitancy by then.
What sort of probes do you take with you? I do like to probe.
Might I suggest a meat thermometer as the probe of choice? That way, you
can tell when your beef is ready to eat, if you find any non-toxic beef at
the pole. Also, if you're going for penguin, don't worry about Polefusion,
just go to the South Pole and you'll be fine.
My friends and colleagues are insistig that I did not find the magnetic
south pole in my freezer. They are suggesting that the magnetic fields
produced by the motors and whatnot inside the fridge confused me. I am
unable to mount another expedition until next season and in the meantime
am engaged in fundraising to pay for it. Have your ever used Kickstarter?
No, apart from when I rode motorbikes :-)
I've heard of Kickstarter, but can you explain what it is please, I have
no eye deer?
Just looking for ways to raise money. My grants weren't approved this year
and I've lost a lot of donors. I could try begging on the street?
Ah! do you mean donating money to fund a project of yours?
If so, what sort of project?
It's a project to raise money for my project! I have no funding. I'd like
funding. I think many people are in a similar situtation, so when I'm
done, I will write a book, which is bound to become a bestseller. I will
be a famous project projector!
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
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Bod
2017-11-02 07:46:54 UTC
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Might I suggest a meat thermometer as the probe of choice? That way, you
can tell when your beef is ready to eat, if you find any non-toxic beef at
the pole. Also, if you're going for penguin, don't worry about Polefusion,
just go to the South Pole and you'll be fine.
My friends and colleagues are insistig that I did not find the magnetic
south pole in my freezer. They are suggesting that the magnetic fields
produced by the motors and whatnot inside the fridge confused me. I am
unable to mount another expedition until next season and in the meantime
am engaged in fundraising to pay for it. Have your ever used Kickstarter?
No, apart from when I rode motorbikes :-)
I've heard of Kickstarter, but can you explain what it is please, I have
no eye deer?
Just looking for ways to raise money. My grants weren't approved this year
and I've lost a lot of donors. I could try begging on the street?
Ah! do you mean donating money to fund a project of yours?
If so, what sort of project?
It's a project to raise money for my project! I have no funding. I'd like
funding. I think many people are in a similar situtation, so when I'm
done, I will write a book, which is bound to become a bestseller. I will
be a famous project projector!
1. You could sell all of your probes, but of course that will leave you
with a few bob, but probeless.
2. Send begging letters saying that you have 13 blind deaf and dumb kids
to suppot/ 3 wives that beat you constantly and your wheel chair has
only one wheel, plus your prosthletic legs have severe woodworm.
3. Become a male prostitute.
4. Become a female prostitute (hmm! could be problomatic).
5. Become a pimp.
6. Write to the Queen and mention my name.
--
Bod
Bod
2017-11-02 08:17:05 UTC
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Might I suggest a meat thermometer as the probe of choice? That way, you
can tell when your beef is ready to eat, if you find any non-toxic beef at
the pole. Also, if you're going for penguin, don't worry about Polefusion,
just go to the South Pole and you'll be fine.
My friends and colleagues are insistig that I did not find the magnetic
south pole in my freezer. They are suggesting that the magnetic fields
produced by the motors and whatnot inside the fridge confused me. I am
unable to mount another expedition until next season and in the meantime
am engaged in fundraising to pay for it. Have your ever used Kickstarter?
No, apart from when I rode motorbikes :-)
I've heard of Kickstarter, but can you explain what it is please, I have
no eye deer?
Just looking for ways to raise money. My grants weren't approved this year
and I've lost a lot of donors. I could try begging on the street?
Ah!  do you mean donating money to fund a project of yours?
If so, what sort of project?
It's a project to raise money for my project! I have no funding. I'd like
funding. I think many people are in a similar situtation, so when I'm
done, I will write a book, which is bound to become a bestseller. I will
be a famous project projector!
1. You could sell all of your probes, but of course that will leave you
with a few bob, but probeless.
2. Send begging letters saying that you have 13 blind deaf and dumb kids
to suppot/ 3 wives that beat you constantly and your wheel chair has
only one wheel, plus your *prosthletic* legs have severe woodworm.
3. Become a male prostitute.
4. Become a female prostitute (hmm!  could be problomatic).
5. Become a pimp.
6. Write to the Queen and mention my name.
*prosthetic*
--
Bod
John Lodder
2017-11-03 14:27:13 UTC
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Might I suggest a meat thermometer as the probe of choice? That way, you
can tell when your beef is ready to eat, if you find any non-toxic beef at
the pole. Also, if you're going for penguin, don't worry about Polefusion,
just go to the South Pole and you'll be fine.
My friends and colleagues are insistig that I did not find the magnetic
south pole in my freezer. They are suggesting that the magnetic fields
produced by the motors and whatnot inside the fridge confused me. I am
unable to mount another expedition until next season and in the meantime
am engaged in fundraising to pay for it. Have your ever used Kickstarter?
No, apart from when I rode motorbikes :-)
I've heard of Kickstarter, but can you explain what it is please, I have
no eye deer?
Just looking for ways to raise money. My grants weren't approved this year
and I've lost a lot of donors. I could try begging on the street?
Ah!  do you mean donating money to fund a project of yours?
If so, what sort of project?
It's a project to raise money for my project! I have no funding. I'd like
funding. I think many people are in a similar situtation, so when I'm
done, I will write a book, which is bound to become a bestseller. I will
be a famous project projector!
1. You could sell all of your probes, but of course that will leave you
with a few bob, but probeless.
2. Send begging letters saying that you have 13 blind deaf and dumb kids
to suppot/ 3 wives that beat you constantly and your wheel chair has
only one wheel, plus your *prosthletic* legs have severe woodworm.
3. Become a male prostitute.
4. Become a female prostitute (hmm!  could be problomatic).
5. Become a pimp.
6. Write to the Queen and mention my name.
*prosthetic*
Oh my! With wormwood, I suppose I could make an absinthe distillery? I
could make some money, maybe, but could also risk fines (or worse) for
selling absinthe. That could set my meta-project project back big time.

I wrote "To the Queen" on a slip of paper and said "my name" in an offhand
manner in a conversation, but nothing happened. I then mentioned "Bod" to
a passing friend who asked about knee polish, and again nothing happened.
Am I doing it wrong?
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-11-03 19:20:53 UTC
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1. You could sell all of your probes, but of course that will leave you
with a few bob, but probeless.
2. Send begging letters saying that you have 13 blind deaf and dumb kids
to suppot/ 3 wives that beat you constantly and your wheel chair has
only one wheel, plus your *prosthletic* legs have severe woodworm.
3. Become a male prostitute.
4. Become a female prostitute (hmm! could be problomatic).
5. Become a pimp.
6. Write to the Queen and mention my name.
*prosthetic*
Oh my! With wormwood, I suppose I could make an absinthe distillery? I
could make some money, maybe, but could also risk fines (or worse) for
selling absinthe. That could set my meta-project project back big time.
I wrote "To the Queen" on a slip of paper and said "my name" in an offhand
manner in a conversation, but nothing happened. I then mentioned "Bod" to
a passing friend who asked about knee polish, and again nothing happened.
Am I doing it wrong?
Your passing friend may have hairy knees, in which case he wouldn't know
about knee polish and he will probably be a member of the HKSC (hirsute
Knee Shampoo Club).
John Lodder
2017-11-06 15:33:42 UTC
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1. You could sell all of your probes, but of course that will leave you
with a few bob, but probeless.
2. Send begging letters saying that you have 13 blind deaf and dumb kids
to suppot/ 3 wives that beat you constantly and your wheel chair has
only one wheel, plus your *prosthletic* legs have severe woodworm.
3. Become a male prostitute.
4. Become a female prostitute (hmm! could be problomatic).
5. Become a pimp.
6. Write to the Queen and mention my name.
*prosthetic*
Oh my! With wormwood, I suppose I could make an absinthe distillery? I
could make some money, maybe, but could also risk fines (or worse) for
selling absinthe. That could set my meta-project project back big time.
I wrote "To the Queen" on a slip of paper and said "my name" in an offhand
manner in a conversation, but nothing happened. I then mentioned "Bod" to
a passing friend who asked about knee polish, and again nothing happened.
Am I doing it wrong?
Your passing friend may have hairy knees, in which case he wouldn't know
about knee polish and he will probably be a member of the HKSC (hirsute
Knee Shampoo Club).
So, umm, hypothetically, if a person needed knee shampoo, and not knee
polish, where could they buy it? I'm only trying to help my friend.
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-11-07 15:45:44 UTC
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1. You could sell all of your probes, but of course that will leave you
with a few bob, but probeless.
2. Send begging letters saying that you have 13 blind deaf and dumb kids
to suppot/ 3 wives that beat you constantly and your wheel chair has
only one wheel, plus your *prosthletic* legs have severe woodworm.
3. Become a male prostitute.
4. Become a female prostitute (hmm! could be problomatic).
5. Become a pimp.
6. Write to the Queen and mention my name.
*prosthetic*
Oh my! With wormwood, I suppose I could make an absinthe distillery? I
could make some money, maybe, but could also risk fines (or worse) for
selling absinthe. That could set my meta-project project back big time.
I wrote "To the Queen" on a slip of paper and said "my name" in an offhand
manner in a conversation, but nothing happened. I then mentioned "Bod" to
a passing friend who asked about knee polish, and again nothing happened.
Am I doing it wrong?
Your passing friend may have hairy knees, in which case he wouldn't know
about knee polish and he will probably be a member of the HKSC (hirsute
Knee Shampoo Club).
So, umm, hypothetically, if a person needed knee shampoo, and not knee
polish, where could they buy it? I'm only trying to help my friend.
The only shop I can think of is the Knee Shampoo specialists shop which
I think is somewhere on the island of Hirsutia. I think there is also a
hairy knee helpline for those that are pulling their knee hair out from
worry.
--
Bod
John Lodder
2017-11-07 16:39:42 UTC
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1. You could sell all of your probes, but of course that will leave you
with a few bob, but probeless.
2. Send begging letters saying that you have 13 blind deaf and dumb kids
to suppot/ 3 wives that beat you constantly and your wheel chair has
only one wheel, plus your *prosthletic* legs have severe woodworm.
3. Become a male prostitute.
4. Become a female prostitute (hmm! could be problomatic).
5. Become a pimp.
6. Write to the Queen and mention my name.
*prosthetic*
Oh my! With wormwood, I suppose I could make an absinthe distillery? I
could make some money, maybe, but could also risk fines (or worse) for
selling absinthe. That could set my meta-project project back big time.
I wrote "To the Queen" on a slip of paper and said "my name" in an offhand
manner in a conversation, but nothing happened. I then mentioned "Bod" to
a passing friend who asked about knee polish, and again nothing happened.
Am I doing it wrong?
Your passing friend may have hairy knees, in which case he wouldn't know
about knee polish and he will probably be a member of the HKSC (hirsute
Knee Shampoo Club).
So, umm, hypothetically, if a person needed knee shampoo, and not knee
polish, where could they buy it? I'm only trying to help my friend.
The only shop I can think of is the Knee Shampoo specialists shop which
I think is somewhere on the island of Hirsutia. I think there is also a
hairy knee helpline for those that are pulling their knee hair out from
worry.
Hirsutia? Hmm. I checked some online travel sites, and it looks like the
only way to get there is by single-prop aeroplane and coracle. My friend
doesn't want to buy on Amazon because all the cookies and ads will follow
him for weeks if he does. I think Nair(TM) brand Knee Polish and De-
hirsuting powder will have to do.
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-11-08 11:21:25 UTC
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Oh my! With wormwood, I suppose I could make an absinthe distillery? I
could make some money, maybe, but could also risk fines (or worse) for
selling absinthe. That could set my meta-project project back big time.
I wrote "To the Queen" on a slip of paper and said "my name" in an offhand
manner in a conversation, but nothing happened. I then mentioned "Bod" to
a passing friend who asked about knee polish, and again nothing happened.
Am I doing it wrong?
Your passing friend may have hairy knees, in which case he wouldn't know
about knee polish and he will probably be a member of the HKSC (hirsute
Knee Shampoo Club).
So, umm, hypothetically, if a person needed knee shampoo, and not knee
polish, where could they buy it? I'm only trying to help my friend.
The only shop I can think of is the Knee Shampoo specialists shop which
I think is somewhere on the island of Hirsutia. I think there is also a
hairy knee helpline for those that are pulling their knee hair out from
worry.
Hirsutia? Hmm. I checked some online travel sites, and it looks like the
only way to get there is by single-prop aeroplane and coracle. My friend
doesn't want to buy on Amazon because all the cookies and ads will follow
him for weeks if he does. I think Nair(TM) brand Knee Polish and De-
hirsuting powder will have to do.
The latest trend is for knee wigs. I myself am considering getting a
blonde mullet styled one.
--
Bod
John Lodder
2017-11-08 15:34:32 UTC
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Oh my! With wormwood, I suppose I could make an absinthe distillery? I
could make some money, maybe, but could also risk fines (or worse) for
selling absinthe. That could set my meta-project project back big time.
I wrote "To the Queen" on a slip of paper and said "my name" in an offhand
manner in a conversation, but nothing happened. I then mentioned "Bod" to
a passing friend who asked about knee polish, and again nothing happened.
Am I doing it wrong?
Your passing friend may have hairy knees, in which case he wouldn't know
about knee polish and he will probably be a member of the HKSC (hirsute
Knee Shampoo Club).
So, umm, hypothetically, if a person needed knee shampoo, and not knee
polish, where could they buy it? I'm only trying to help my friend.
The only shop I can think of is the Knee Shampoo specialists shop which
I think is somewhere on the island of Hirsutia. I think there is also a
hairy knee helpline for those that are pulling their knee hair out from
worry.
Hirsutia? Hmm. I checked some online travel sites, and it looks like the
only way to get there is by single-prop aeroplane and coracle. My friend
doesn't want to buy on Amazon because all the cookies and ads will follow
him for weeks if he does. I think Nair(TM) brand Knee Polish and De-
hirsuting powder will have to do.
The latest trend is for knee wigs. I myself am considering getting a
blonde mullet styled one.
Mullets are back! Woohoo! I'm gonna get some elbow and and ankle wigs,
too. MAYBE EVEN A MULLET CHEST WIG! Oops, sorry for shouting.
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-11-09 09:02:08 UTC
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Oh my! With wormwood, I suppose I could make an absinthe distillery? I
could make some money, maybe, but could also risk fines (or worse) for
selling absinthe. That could set my meta-project project back big time.
I wrote "To the Queen" on a slip of paper and said "my name" in an offhand
manner in a conversation, but nothing happened. I then mentioned "Bod" to
a passing friend who asked about knee polish, and again nothing happened.
Am I doing it wrong?
Your passing friend may have hairy knees, in which case he wouldn't know
about knee polish and he will probably be a member of the HKSC (hirsute
Knee Shampoo Club).
So, umm, hypothetically, if a person needed knee shampoo, and not knee
polish, where could they buy it? I'm only trying to help my friend.
The only shop I can think of is the Knee Shampoo specialists shop which
I think is somewhere on the island of Hirsutia. I think there is also a
hairy knee helpline for those that are pulling their knee hair out from
worry.
Hirsutia? Hmm. I checked some online travel sites, and it looks like the
only way to get there is by single-prop aeroplane and coracle. My friend
doesn't want to buy on Amazon because all the cookies and ads will follow
him for weeks if he does. I think Nair(TM) brand Knee Polish and De-
hirsuting powder will have to do.
The latest trend is for knee wigs. I myself am considering getting a
blonde mullet styled one.
Mullets are back! Woohoo! I'm gonna get some elbow and and ankle wigs,
too. MAYBE EVEN A MULLET CHEST WIG! Oops, sorry for shouting.
Your shouting is understandable, I too get excited at the thought of
buying a new chest wig. As for ankle and elbow wigs? I think that might
atttract the wrong sort of person, like Wigverts.
If you do get the ankle and elbow wigs it's probably sensible to wear
Modesty Wig Covers.
--
Bod
John Lodder
2017-11-09 13:01:39 UTC
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Oh my! With wormwood, I suppose I could make an absinthe distillery? I
could make some money, maybe, but could also risk fines (or worse) for
selling absinthe. That could set my meta-project project back big time.
I wrote "To the Queen" on a slip of paper and said "my name" in
an offhand
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manner in a conversation, but nothing happened. I then mentioned
"Bod" to
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a passing friend who asked about knee polish, and again nothing
happened.
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Am I doing it wrong?
Your passing friend may have hairy knees, in which case he wouldn't know
about knee polish and he will probably be a member of the HKSC (hirsute
Knee Shampoo Club).
So, umm, hypothetically, if a person needed knee shampoo, and not knee
polish, where could they buy it? I'm only trying to help my friend.
The only shop I can think of is the Knee Shampoo specialists shop which
I think is somewhere on the island of Hirsutia. I think there is also a
hairy knee helpline for those that are pulling their knee hair out from
worry.
Hirsutia? Hmm. I checked some online travel sites, and it looks like the
only way to get there is by single-prop aeroplane and coracle. My friend
doesn't want to buy on Amazon because all the cookies and ads will follow
him for weeks if he does. I think Nair(TM) brand Knee Polish and De-
hirsuting powder will have to do.
The latest trend is for knee wigs. I myself am considering getting a
blonde mullet styled one.
Mullets are back! Woohoo! I'm gonna get some elbow and and ankle wigs,
too. MAYBE EVEN A MULLET CHEST WIG! Oops, sorry for shouting.
Your shouting is understandable, I too get excited at the thought of
buying a new chest wig. As for ankle and elbow wigs? I think that might
atttract the wrong sort of person, like Wigverts.
If you do get the ankle and elbow wigs it's probably sensible to wear
Modesty Wig Covers.
Thanks! I wasn't thinking of Wigverts. I went to Wigmania! and got the
finest plush cashmere chest wig I could afford. I went for the Pompadour
style instead of the Mullet. I'm really impressed! I can't wait to go for
a stroll along the alléee next Wigsday.
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-11-10 09:26:03 UTC
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Hirsutia? Hmm. I checked some online travel sites, and it looks like the
only way to get there is by single-prop aeroplane and coracle. My friend
doesn't want to buy on Amazon because all the cookies and ads will follow
him for weeks if he does. I think Nair(TM) brand Knee Polish and De-
hirsuting powder will have to do.
The latest trend is for knee wigs. I myself am considering getting a
blonde mullet styled one.
Mullets are back! Woohoo! I'm gonna get some elbow and and ankle wigs,
too. MAYBE EVEN A MULLET CHEST WIG! Oops, sorry for shouting.
Your shouting is understandable, I too get excited at the thought of
buying a new chest wig. As for ankle and elbow wigs? I think that might
atttract the wrong sort of person, like Wigverts.
If you do get the ankle and elbow wigs it's probably sensible to wear
Modesty Wig Covers.
Thanks! I wasn't thinking of Wigverts. I went to Wigmania! and got the
finest plush cashmere chest wig I could afford. I went for the Pompadour
style instead of the Mullet. I'm really impressed! I can't wait to go for
a stroll along the alléee next Wigsday.
I'm considering trying one of the new inflatable wigs. Handy to have a
small selection in ones pocket for those odd crisis moments when one
needs an instant appropriate Syrup, (Cockney for wig).
--
Bod
John Lodder
2017-11-10 16:09:20 UTC
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Hirsutia? Hmm. I checked some online travel sites, and it looks like the
only way to get there is by single-prop aeroplane and coracle. My friend
doesn't want to buy on Amazon because all the cookies and ads will follow
him for weeks if he does. I think Nair(TM) brand Knee Polish and De-
hirsuting powder will have to do.
The latest trend is for knee wigs. I myself am considering getting a
blonde mullet styled one.
Mullets are back! Woohoo! I'm gonna get some elbow and and ankle wigs,
too. MAYBE EVEN A MULLET CHEST WIG! Oops, sorry for shouting.
Your shouting is understandable, I too get excited at the thought of
buying a new chest wig. As for ankle and elbow wigs? I think that might
atttract the wrong sort of person, like Wigverts.
If you do get the ankle and elbow wigs it's probably sensible to wear
Modesty Wig Covers.
Thanks! I wasn't thinking of Wigverts. I went to Wigmania! and got the
finest plush cashmere chest wig I could afford. I went for the Pompadour
style instead of the Mullet. I'm really impressed! I can't wait to go for
a stroll along the alléee next Wigsday.
I'm considering trying one of the new inflatable wigs. Handy to have a
small selection in ones pocket for those odd crisis moments when one
needs an instant appropriate Syrup, (Cockney for wig).
I like figs! I'm pretty sure I will like Syrup of Figs. You never know
when you will encounter a random pancake, so an instant inflatable Syrup
of Fig will help you scarf down that yummy pancake in a coupld of bites.

So, hey, what's Cockney rhyming slang for phenylalanine?
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-11-10 16:31:27 UTC
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Hirsutia? Hmm. I checked some online travel sites, and it looks like the
only way to get there is by single-prop aeroplane and coracle. My friend
doesn't want to buy on Amazon because all the cookies and ads will follow
him for weeks if he does. I think Nair(TM) brand Knee Polish and De-
hirsuting powder will have to do.
The latest trend is for knee wigs. I myself am considering getting a
blonde mullet styled one.
Mullets are back! Woohoo! I'm gonna get some elbow and and ankle wigs,
too. MAYBE EVEN A MULLET CHEST WIG! Oops, sorry for shouting.
Your shouting is understandable, I too get excited at the thought of
buying a new chest wig. As for ankle and elbow wigs? I think that might
atttract the wrong sort of person, like Wigverts.
If you do get the ankle and elbow wigs it's probably sensible to wear
Modesty Wig Covers.
Thanks! I wasn't thinking of Wigverts. I went to Wigmania! and got the
finest plush cashmere chest wig I could afford. I went for the Pompadour
style instead of the Mullet. I'm really impressed! I can't wait to go for
a stroll along the alléee next Wigsday.
I'm considering trying one of the new inflatable wigs. Handy to have a
small selection in ones pocket for those odd crisis moments when one
needs an instant appropriate Syrup, (Cockney for wig).
I like figs! I'm pretty sure I will like Syrup of Figs. You never know
when you will encounter a random pancake, so an instant inflatable Syrup
of Fig will help you scarf down that yummy pancake in a coupld of bites.
So, hey, what's Cockney rhyming slang for phenylalanine?
I'm afraid I can't answer Cockney questions on fridays, this due to
strict EU rules. If I answered you I would have to kill
myself.........erm, or is it the other way around. I must check that out.
--
Bod
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2017-11-14 16:22:04 UTC
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Hirsutia? Hmm. I checked some online travel sites, and it looks like the
only way to get there is by single-prop aeroplane and coracle. My friend
doesn't want to buy on Amazon because all the cookies and ads
will follow
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him for weeks if he does. I think Nair(TM) brand Knee Polish and De-
hirsuting powder will have to do.
The latest trend is for knee wigs. I myself am considering getting a
blonde mullet styled one.
Mullets are back! Woohoo! I'm gonna get some elbow and and ankle wigs,
too. MAYBE EVEN A MULLET CHEST WIG! Oops, sorry for shouting.
Your shouting is understandable, I too get excited at the thought of
buying a new chest wig. As for ankle and elbow wigs? I think that might
atttract the wrong sort of person, like Wigverts.
If you do get the ankle and elbow wigs it's probably sensible to wear
Modesty Wig Covers.
Thanks! I wasn't thinking of Wigverts. I went to Wigmania! and got the
finest plush cashmere chest wig I could afford. I went for the Pompadour
style instead of the Mullet. I'm really impressed! I can't wait to go for
a stroll along the alléee next Wigsday.
I'm considering trying one of the new inflatable wigs. Handy to have a
small selection in ones pocket for those odd crisis moments when one
needs an instant appropriate Syrup, (Cockney for wig).
I like figs! I'm pretty sure I will like Syrup of Figs. You never know
when you will encounter a random pancake, so an instant inflatable Syrup
of Fig will help you scarf down that yummy pancake in a coupld of bites.
So, hey, what's Cockney rhyming slang for phenylalanine?
I'm afraid I can't answer Cockney questions on fridays, this due to
strict EU rules. If I answered you I would have to kill
myself.........erm, or is it the other way around. I must check that out.
Do check that out. No one wants anything untoward to happen. Meanwhile, my
pompadour wig continues to fascinate and delight. I am stuck in front of
the mirror. Whoops, there's the phone, Narcissus calling...
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
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Hirsutia? Hmm. I checked some online travel sites, and it looks like the
only way to get there is by single-prop aeroplane and coracle. My friend
doesn't want to buy on Amazon because all the cookies and ads
will follow
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him for weeks if he does. I think Nair(TM) brand Knee Polish and De-
hirsuting powder will have to do.
The latest trend is for knee wigs. I myself am considering getting a
blonde mullet styled one.
Mullets are back! Woohoo! I'm gonna get some elbow and and ankle wigs,
too. MAYBE EVEN A MULLET CHEST WIG! Oops, sorry for shouting.
Your shouting is understandable, I too get excited at the thought of
buying a new chest wig. As for ankle and elbow wigs? I think that might
atttract the wrong sort of person, like Wigverts.
If you do get the ankle and elbow wigs it's probably sensible to wear
Modesty Wig Covers.
Thanks! I wasn't thinking of Wigverts. I went to Wigmania! and got the
finest plush cashmere chest wig I could afford. I went for the Pompadour
style instead of the Mullet. I'm really impressed! I can't wait to go for
a stroll along the alléee next Wigsday.
I'm considering trying one of the new inflatable wigs. Handy to have a
small selection in ones pocket for those odd crisis moments when one
needs an instant appropriate Syrup, (Cockney for wig).
I like figs! I'm pretty sure I will like Syrup of Figs. You never know
when you will encounter a random pancake, so an instant inflatable Syrup
of Fig will help you scarf down that yummy pancake in a coupld of bites.
So, hey, what's Cockney rhyming slang for phenylalanine?
I'm afraid I can't answer Cockney questions on fridays, this due to
strict EU rules. If I answered you I would have to kill
myself.........erm, or is it the other way around. I must check that out.
Do check that out. No one wants anything untoward to happen. Meanwhile, my
pompadour wig continues to fascinate and delight. I am stuck in front of
the mirror. Whoops, there's the phone, Narcissus calling...
I have a strong feeling that your friend Narcissus is very much like
you, in fact he may even be a Doppelganger. Best to check your mirrors
because I've heard that he actually lives in them.
This is a coincidence because I too have an identical person that lives
in my mirrors.
Any idea what's going on! Do you think that these Mirrormen are planning
some sort of invasion or simply spying on us?
--
Bod
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only way to get there is by single-prop aeroplane and coracle.
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him for weeks if he does. I think Nair(TM) brand Knee Polish and De-
hirsuting powder will have to do.
The latest trend is for knee wigs. I myself am considering getting a
blonde mullet styled one.
Mullets are back! Woohoo! I'm gonna get some elbow and and ankle wigs,
too. MAYBE EVEN A MULLET CHEST WIG! Oops, sorry for shouting.
Your shouting is understandable, I too get excited at the thought of
buying a new chest wig. As for ankle and elbow wigs? I think that might
atttract the wrong sort of person, like Wigverts.
If you do get the ankle and elbow wigs it's probably sensible to wear
Modesty Wig Covers.
Thanks! I wasn't thinking of Wigverts. I went to Wigmania! and got the
finest plush cashmere chest wig I could afford. I went for the Pompadour
style instead of the Mullet. I'm really impressed! I can't wait to go for
a stroll along the alléee next Wigsday.
I'm considering trying one of the new inflatable wigs. Handy to have a
small selection in ones pocket for those odd crisis moments when one
needs an instant appropriate Syrup, (Cockney for wig).
I like figs! I'm pretty sure I will like Syrup of Figs. You never know
when you will encounter a random pancake, so an instant inflatable Syrup
of Fig will help you scarf down that yummy pancake in a coupld of bites.
So, hey, what's Cockney rhyming slang for phenylalanine?
I'm afraid I can't answer Cockney questions on fridays, this due to
strict EU rules. If I answered you I would have to kill
myself.........erm, or is it the other way around. I must check that out.
Do check that out. No one wants anything untoward to happen. Meanwhile, my
pompadour wig continues to fascinate and delight. I am stuck in front of
the mirror. Whoops, there's the phone, Narcissus calling...
I have a strong feeling that your friend Narcissus is very much like
you, in fact he may even be a Doppelganger. Best to check your mirrors
because I've heard that he actually lives in them.
This is a coincidence because I too have an identical person that lives
in my mirrors.
Any idea what's going on! Do you think that these Mirrormen are planning
some sort of invasion or simply spying on us?
Narcissus is an old college friend of mine, I don't mean the dude who
lives in the mirror and looks just like me. Mirror dude, who also wears a
pompadour wig, seems to be pretty dumb and, well, only concerned with
appearances. I'm not worried about him.

It's the people who don't show up in mirrors I'm worried about.
--
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My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-11-16 10:02:23 UTC
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only way to get there is by single-prop aeroplane and coracle.
My friend
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him for weeks if he does. I think Nair(TM) brand Knee Polish and De-
hirsuting powder will have to do.
The latest trend is for knee wigs. I myself am considering getting a
blonde mullet styled one.
Mullets are back! Woohoo! I'm gonna get some elbow and and ankle wigs,
too. MAYBE EVEN A MULLET CHEST WIG! Oops, sorry for shouting.
Your shouting is understandable, I too get excited at the thought of
buying a new chest wig. As for ankle and elbow wigs? I think that might
atttract the wrong sort of person, like Wigverts.
If you do get the ankle and elbow wigs it's probably sensible to wear
Modesty Wig Covers.
Thanks! I wasn't thinking of Wigverts. I went to Wigmania! and got the
finest plush cashmere chest wig I could afford. I went for the Pompadour
style instead of the Mullet. I'm really impressed! I can't wait to go for
a stroll along the alléee next Wigsday.
I'm considering trying one of the new inflatable wigs. Handy to have a
small selection in ones pocket for those odd crisis moments when one
needs an instant appropriate Syrup, (Cockney for wig).
I like figs! I'm pretty sure I will like Syrup of Figs. You never know
when you will encounter a random pancake, so an instant inflatable Syrup
of Fig will help you scarf down that yummy pancake in a coupld of bites.
So, hey, what's Cockney rhyming slang for phenylalanine?
I'm afraid I can't answer Cockney questions on fridays, this due to
strict EU rules. If I answered you I would have to kill
myself.........erm, or is it the other way around. I must check that out.
Do check that out. No one wants anything untoward to happen. Meanwhile, my
pompadour wig continues to fascinate and delight. I am stuck in front of
the mirror. Whoops, there's the phone, Narcissus calling...
I have a strong feeling that your friend Narcissus is very much like
you, in fact he may even be a Doppelganger. Best to check your mirrors
because I've heard that he actually lives in them.
This is a coincidence because I too have an identical person that lives
in my mirrors.
Any idea what's going on! Do you think that these Mirrormen are planning
some sort of invasion or simply spying on us?
Narcissus is an old college friend of mine, I don't mean the dude who
lives in the mirror and looks just like me. Mirror dude, who also wears a
pompadour wig, seems to be pretty dumb and, well, only concerned with
appearances. I'm not worried about him.
It's the people who don't show up in mirrors I'm worried about.
I've thought about getting a Pompadour wig, but have heard tales of
birds nesting in them whilst the wearer sleeps.
I'm going to try a half knee ginger wig and a side ankle brunette
moustache. Apparently that look is in vogue.
I mean I don't want to look like a wigless weirdo.
Opinion?
--
Bod
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him for weeks if he does. I think Nair(TM) brand Knee Polish and De-
hirsuting powder will have to do.
The latest trend is for knee wigs. I myself am considering getting a
blonde mullet styled one.
Mullets are back! Woohoo! I'm gonna get some elbow and and ankle wigs,
too. MAYBE EVEN A MULLET CHEST WIG! Oops, sorry for shouting.
Your shouting is understandable, I too get excited at the thought of
buying a new chest wig. As for ankle and elbow wigs? I think
that might
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atttract the wrong sort of person, like Wigverts.
If you do get the ankle and elbow wigs it's probably sensible to wear
Modesty Wig Covers.
Thanks! I wasn't thinking of Wigverts. I went to Wigmania! and got the
finest plush cashmere chest wig I could afford. I went for the Pompadour
style instead of the Mullet. I'm really impressed! I can't wait
to go for
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a stroll along the
alléee next Wigsday.
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I'm considering trying one of the new inflatable wigs. Handy to have a
small selection in ones pocket for those odd crisis moments when one
needs an instant appropriate Syrup, (Cockney for wig).
I like figs! I'm pretty sure I will like Syrup of Figs. You never know
when you will encounter a random pancake, so an instant inflatable Syrup
of Fig will help you scarf down that yummy pancake in a coupld of bites.
So, hey, what's Cockney rhyming slang for phenylalanine?
I'm afraid I can't answer Cockney questions on fridays, this due to
strict EU rules. If I answered you I would have to kill
myself.........erm, or is it the other way around. I must check that out.
Do check that out. No one wants anything untoward to happen. Meanwhile, my
pompadour wig continues to fascinate and delight. I am stuck in front of
the mirror. Whoops, there's the phone, Narcissus calling...
I have a strong feeling that your friend Narcissus is very much like
you, in fact he may even be a Doppelganger. Best to check your mirrors
because I've heard that he actually lives in them.
This is a coincidence because I too have an identical person that lives
in my mirrors.
Any idea what's going on! Do you think that these Mirrormen are planning
some sort of invasion or simply spying on us?
Narcissus is an old college friend of mine, I don't mean the dude who
lives in the mirror and looks just like me. Mirror dude, who also wears a
pompadour wig, seems to be pretty dumb and, well, only concerned with
appearances. I'm not worried about him.
It's the people who don't show up in mirrors I'm worried about.
I've thought about getting a Pompadour wig, but have heard tales of
birds nesting in them whilst the wearer sleeps.
I'm going to try a half knee ginger wig and a side ankle brunette
moustache. Apparently that look is in vogue.
I mean I don't want to look like a wigless weirdo.
Opinion?
The Alexander McQueen knockoff ginger tigerstripe wig is pretty awesome.
You can put it into a pompadour if you want, it's big and poofy enough.
For brunette ankle moustache, you can probably go to Stainsbury's and grab
whatever's there.

I went wigless for a while. It was OK, but the local constable did issue
me a ticket, so I got the pompadour. I have these hawk decals that I apply
to it that keep the other birds away, so no nest problem.
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My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-11-20 09:42:23 UTC
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I've thought about getting a Pompadour wig, but have heard tales of
birds nesting in them whilst the wearer sleeps.
I'm going to try a half knee ginger wig and a side ankle brunette
moustache. Apparently that look is in vogue.
I mean I don't want to look like a wigless weirdo.
Opinion?
The Alexander McQueen knockoff ginger tigerstripe wig is pretty awesome.
You can put it into a pompadour if you want, it's big and poofy enough.
For brunette ankle moustache, you can probably go to Stainsbury's and grab
whatever's there.
I went wigless for a while. It was OK, but the local constable did issue
me a ticket, so I got the pompadour. I have these hawk decals that I apply
to it that keep the other birds away, so no nest problem.
I went wigless once and also shaved all my hair off. The problem was,
that it exposed the tattoo on top of my head that read "this way up".
--
Bod
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I've thought about getting a Pompadour wig, but have heard tales of
birds nesting in them whilst the wearer sleeps.
I'm going to try a half knee ginger wig and a side ankle brunette
moustache. Apparently that look is in vogue.
I mean I don't want to look like a wigless weirdo.
Opinion?
The Alexander McQueen knockoff ginger tigerstripe wig is pretty awesome.
You can put it into a pompadour if you want, it's big and poofy enough.
For brunette ankle moustache, you can probably go to Stainsbury's and grab
whatever's there.
I went wigless for a while. It was OK, but the local constable did issue
me a ticket, so I got the pompadour. I have these hawk decals that I apply
to it that keep the other birds away, so no nest problem.
I went wigless once and also shaved all my hair off. The problem was,
that it exposed the tattoo on top of my head that read "this way up".
That's a pretty great tattoo, really. Passing aeroplanes might get
confused without such good directions. I was travelling by dirigible once,
and we were over an international tattoo-free zone, and the pilot and
captain couldn't tell which way to go anymore. Fortunately, we were over a
river, which they just followed to a major city with a suitable blimp
mooring and everyone was happy.
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My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-11-21 12:02:21 UTC
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I've thought about getting a Pompadour wig, but have heard tales of
birds nesting in them whilst the wearer sleeps.
I'm going to try a half knee ginger wig and a side ankle brunette
moustache. Apparently that look is in vogue.
I mean I don't want to look like a wigless weirdo.
Opinion?
The Alexander McQueen knockoff ginger tigerstripe wig is pretty awesome.
You can put it into a pompadour if you want, it's big and poofy enough.
For brunette ankle moustache, you can probably go to Stainsbury's and grab
whatever's there.
I went wigless for a while. It was OK, but the local constable did issue
me a ticket, so I got the pompadour. I have these hawk decals that I apply
to it that keep the other birds away, so no nest problem.
I went wigless once and also shaved all my hair off. The problem was,
that it exposed the tattoo on top of my head that read "this way up".
That's a pretty great tattoo, really. Passing aeroplanes might get
confused without such good directions. I was travelling by dirigible once,
and we were over an international tattoo-free zone, and the pilot and
captain couldn't tell which way to go anymore. Fortunately, we were over a
river, which they just followed to a major city with a suitable blimp
mooring and everyone was happy.
I use a water divining rod when I'm piloting my dirigible. This helps me
track the rivers and canals even at night. Huh! who needs GPS and radar
etc.
I have a blue coloured airship, because, as you know, they are by far
the fastest. I've added some red spots at aerodynamically strategic
areas. This has drastically improved the stability.
--
Bod
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I've thought about getting a Pompadour wig, but have heard tales of
birds nesting in them whilst the wearer sleeps.
I'm going to try a half knee ginger wig and a side ankle brunette
moustache. Apparently that look is in vogue.
I mean I don't want to look like a wigless weirdo.
Opinion?
The Alexander McQueen knockoff ginger tigerstripe wig is pretty awesome.
You can put it into a pompadour if you want, it's big and poofy enough.
For brunette ankle moustache, you can probably go to Stainsbury's and grab
whatever's there.
I went wigless for a while. It was OK, but the local constable did issue
me a ticket, so I got the pompadour. I have these hawk decals that I apply
to it that keep the other birds away, so no nest problem.
I went wigless once and also shaved all my hair off. The problem was,
that it exposed the tattoo on top of my head that read "this way up".
That's a pretty great tattoo, really. Passing aeroplanes might get
confused without such good directions. I was travelling by dirigible once,
and we were over an international tattoo-free zone, and the pilot and
captain couldn't tell which way to go anymore. Fortunately, we were over a
river, which they just followed to a major city with a suitable blimp
mooring and everyone was happy.
I use a water divining rod when I'm piloting my dirigible. This helps me
track the rivers and canals even at night. Huh! who needs GPS and radar
etc.
I have a blue coloured airship, because, as you know, they are by far
the fastest. I've added some red spots at aerodynamically strategic
areas. This has drastically improved the stability.
I know that blue ethernet cables are faster than all the others but I
didn't know that also applied to airships. But! I've never known someone
who owned their own blue airship. They are very expensive and usually only
the poshest carriers have them, for their most expensive runs. I tried to
book passage for the milkrun on a green dirigible and my credit card
denied the transaction. Can you believe it?
--
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My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-11-22 07:15:14 UTC
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I went wigless for a while. It was OK, but the local constable did issue
me a ticket, so I got the pompadour. I have these hawk decals that I apply
to it that keep the other birds away, so no nest problem.
I went wigless once and also shaved all my hair off. The problem was,
that it exposed the tattoo on top of my head that read "this way up".
That's a pretty great tattoo, really. Passing aeroplanes might get
confused without such good directions. I was travelling by dirigible once,
and we were over an international tattoo-free zone, and the pilot and
captain couldn't tell which way to go anymore. Fortunately, we were over a
river, which they just followed to a major city with a suitable blimp
mooring and everyone was happy.
I use a water divining rod when I'm piloting my dirigible. This helps me
track the rivers and canals even at night. Huh! who needs GPS and radar
etc.P
I have a blue coloured airship, because, as you know, they are by far
the fastest. I've added some red spots at aerodynamically strategic
areas. This has drastically improved the stability.
I know that blue ethernet cables are faster than all the others but I
didn't know that also applied to airships. But! I've never known someone
who owned their own blue airship. They are very expensive and usually only
the poshest carriers have them, for their most expensive runs. I tried to
book passage for the milkrun on a green dirigible and my credit card
denied the transaction. Can you believe it?
That was probably because you didn't state that only pompadour wig
wearing pilots will fly the airship (they are qualified for milk runs).
Of course they will need to know that a fully qualified co pilot who has
a Knee Greasing certificate(in case of an emergency) will be on all
flights and is capable of operating an Armpit Dust Removing machine.
--
Bod
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2017-11-22 15:29:45 UTC
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I went wigless for a while. It was OK, but the local constable did issue
me a ticket, so I got the pompadour. I have these hawk decals that I apply
to it that keep the other birds away, so no nest problem.
I went wigless once and also shaved all my hair off. The problem was,
that it exposed the tattoo on top of my head that read "this way up".
That's a pretty great tattoo, really. Passing aeroplanes might get
confused without such good directions. I was travelling by dirigible once,
and we were over an international tattoo-free zone, and the pilot and
captain couldn't tell which way to go anymore. Fortunately, we were over a
river, which they just followed to a major city with a suitable blimp
mooring and everyone was happy.
I use a water divining rod when I'm piloting my dirigible. This helps me
track the rivers and canals even at night. Huh! who needs GPS and radar
etc.P
I have a blue coloured airship, because, as you know, they are by far
the fastest. I've added some red spots at aerodynamically strategic
areas. This has drastically improved the stability.
I know that blue ethernet cables are faster than all the others but I
didn't know that also applied to airships. But! I've never known someone
who owned their own blue airship. They are very expensive and usually only
the poshest carriers have them, for their most expensive runs. I tried to
book passage for the milkrun on a green dirigible and my credit card
denied the transaction. Can you believe it?
That was probably because you didn't state that only pompadour wig
wearing pilots will fly the airship (they are qualified for milk runs).
Of course they will need to know that a fully qualified co pilot who has
a Knee Greasing certificate(in case of an emergency) will be on all
flights and is capable of operating an Armpit Dust Removing machine.
Wow. That's a lot of detail I hadn't considered. I asked about elbow
polishing but that's about it. We are about to go on holiday here in the
Land of Confusion, so I am going to book a milk run for all my travel
needs, now that I know how. I expect to spend several days in the relative
comfort of my steerage class dirigible seat, without Internet access.
We'll see how that goes.
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"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-11-23 10:17:58 UTC
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I use a water divining rod when I'm piloting my dirigible. This helps me
track the rivers and canals even at night. Huh! who needs GPS and radar
etc.P
I have a blue coloured airship, because, as you know, they are by far
the fastest. I've added some red spots at aerodynamically strategic
areas. This has drastically improved the stability.
I know that blue ethernet cables are faster than all the others but I
didn't know that also applied to airships. But! I've never known someone
who owned their own blue airship. They are very expensive and usually only
the poshest carriers have them, for their most expensive runs. I tried to
book passage for the milkrun on a green dirigible and my credit card
denied the transaction. Can you believe it?
That was probably because you didn't state that only pompadour wig
wearing pilots will fly the airship (they are qualified for milk runs).
Of course they will need to know that a fully qualified co pilot who has
a Knee Greasing certificate(in case of an emergency) will be on all
flights and is capable of operating an Armpit Dust Removing machine.
Wow. That's a lot of detail I hadn't considered. I asked about elbow
polishing but that's about it. We are about to go on holiday here in the
Land of Confusion, so I am going to book a milk run for all my travel
needs, now that I know how. I expect to spend several days in the relative
comfort of my steerage class dirigible seat, without Internet access.
We'll see how that goes.
Doing milk runs on your holidays in a dirigible seems kinda kool and not
dissimilar to a busmans holiday.
I hope you have a great time on your hols and make sure that you use
liberal amounts of sunscreen on your knees, because polished knees burn
in the sun very easily.
--
Bod
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2017-11-24 12:49:53 UTC
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I use a water divining rod when I'm piloting my dirigible. This helps me
track the rivers and canals even at night. Huh! who needs GPS and radar
etc.P
I have a blue coloured airship, because, as you know, they are by far
the fastest. I've added some red spots at aerodynamically strategic
areas. This has drastically improved the stability.
I know that blue ethernet cables are faster than all the others but I
didn't know that also applied to airships. But! I've never known someone
who owned their own blue airship. They are very expensive and usually only
the poshest carriers have them, for their most expensive runs. I tried to
book passage for the milkrun on a green dirigible and my credit card
denied the transaction. Can you believe it?
That was probably because you didn't state that only pompadour wig
wearing pilots will fly the airship (they are qualified for milk runs).
Of course they will need to know that a fully qualified co pilot who has
a Knee Greasing certificate(in case of an emergency) will be on all
flights and is capable of operating an Armpit Dust Removing machine.
Wow. That's a lot of detail I hadn't considered. I asked about elbow
polishing but that's about it. We are about to go on holiday here in the
Land of Confusion, so I am going to book a milk run for all my travel
needs, now that I know how. I expect to spend several days in the relative
comfort of my steerage class dirigible seat, without Internet access.
We'll see how that goes.
Doing milk runs on your holidays in a dirigible seems kinda kool and not
dissimilar to a busmans holiday.
I hope you have a great time on your hols and make sure that you use
liberal amounts of sunscreen on your knees, because polished knees burn
in the sun very easily.
Update! I've just realised that when you sad "holiday", you probably
meant Thanksgiving.
We don't celebrate that here in Blighty of course :-)
--
Bod
John Lodder
2017-11-27 16:28:23 UTC
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I use a water divining rod when I'm piloting my dirigible. This helps me
track the rivers and canals even at night. Huh! who needs GPS and radar
etc.P
I have a blue coloured airship, because, as you know, they are by far
the fastest. I've added some red spots at aerodynamically strategic
areas. This has drastically improved the stability.
I know that blue ethernet cables are faster than all the others but I
didn't know that also applied to airships. But! I've never known someone
who owned their own blue airship. They are very expensive and usually only
the poshest carriers have them, for their most expensive runs. I tried to
book passage for the milkrun on a green dirigible and my credit card
denied the transaction. Can you believe it?
That was probably because you didn't state that only pompadour wig
wearing pilots will fly the airship (they are qualified for milk runs).
Of course they will need to know that a fully qualified co pilot who has
a Knee Greasing certificate(in case of an emergency) will be on all
flights and is capable of operating an Armpit Dust Removing machine.
Wow. That's a lot of detail I hadn't considered. I asked about elbow
polishing but that's about it. We are about to go on holiday here in the
Land of Confusion, so I am going to book a milk run for all my travel
needs, now that I know how. I expect to spend several days in the relative
comfort of my steerage class dirigible seat, without Internet access.
We'll see how that goes.
Doing milk runs on your holidays in a dirigible seems kinda kool and not
dissimilar to a busmans holiday.
I hope you have a great time on your hols and make sure that you use
liberal amounts of sunscreen on your knees, because polished knees burn
in the sun very easily.
Update! I've just realised that when you sad "holiday", you probably
meant Thanksgiving.
We don't celebrate that here in Blighty of course :-)
I suspected you didn't, which is why I mentioned it. Few people know that
in the Land of Confusion the day after Thanksgiving is also a holiday,
known here as "Take It for Granted Day." You'd think it would be a very
popular holiday but most of us just take it for granted.
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-11-28 08:58:02 UTC
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I use a water divining rod when I'm piloting my dirigible. This helps me
track the rivers and canals even at night. Huh! who needs GPS and radar
etc.P
I have a blue coloured airship, because, as you know, they are by far
the fastest. I've added some red spots at aerodynamically strategic
areas. This has drastically improved the stability.
I know that blue ethernet cables are faster than all the others but I
didn't know that also applied to airships. But! I've never known someone
who owned their own blue airship. They are very expensive and usually only
the poshest carriers have them, for their most expensive runs. I tried to
book passage for the milkrun on a green dirigible and my credit card
denied the transaction. Can you believe it?
That was probably because you didn't state that only pompadour wig
wearing pilots will fly the airship (they are qualified for milk runs).
Of course they will need to know that a fully qualified co pilot who has
a Knee Greasing certificate(in case of an emergency) will be on all
flights and is capable of operating an Armpit Dust Removing machine.
Wow. That's a lot of detail I hadn't considered. I asked about elbow
polishing but that's about it. We are about to go on holiday here in the
Land of Confusion, so I am going to book a milk run for all my travel
needs, now that I know how. I expect to spend several days in the relative
comfort of my steerage class dirigible seat, without Internet access.
We'll see how that goes.
Doing milk runs on your holidays in a dirigible seems kinda kool and not
dissimilar to a busmans holiday.
I hope you have a great time on your hols and make sure that you use
liberal amounts of sunscreen on your knees, because polished knees burn
in the sun very easily.
Update! I've just realised that when you sad "holiday", you probably
meant Thanksgiving.
We don't celebrate that here in Blighty of course :-)
I suspected you didn't, which is why I mentioned it. Few people know that
in the Land of Confusion the day after Thanksgiving is also a holiday,
known here as "Take It for Granted Day." You'd think it would be a very
popular holiday but most of us just take it for granted.
We have similar sorts of days, but we call them bank holidays, which in
effect is like your Take It for Granted days.
These bank holidays don't include food banks/sperm banks or river banks,
but nobody knows why, which appears to be very discriminatory.

Today I will mostly be drinking copious cups of tea and cappuccinos.
--
Bod
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2017-11-28 16:19:32 UTC
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I use a water divining rod when I'm piloting my dirigible. This helps me
track the rivers and canals even at night. Huh! who needs GPS and radar
etc.P
I have a blue coloured airship, because, as you know, they are by far
the fastest. I've added some red spots at aerodynamically strategic
areas. This has drastically improved the stability.
I know that blue ethernet cables are faster than all the others but I
didn't know that also applied to airships. But! I've never known someone
who owned their own blue airship. They are very expensive and usually only
the poshest carriers have them, for their most expensive runs. I tried to
book passage for the milkrun on a green dirigible and my credit card
denied the transaction. Can you believe it?
That was probably because you didn't state that only pompadour wig
wearing pilots will fly the airship (they are qualified for milk runs).
Of course they will need to know that a fully qualified co pilot who has
a Knee Greasing certificate(in case of an emergency) will be on all
flights and is capable of operating an Armpit Dust Removing machine.
Wow. That's a lot of detail I hadn't considered. I asked about elbow
polishing but that's about it. We are about to go on holiday here in the
Land of Confusion, so I am going to book a milk run for all my travel
needs, now that I know how. I expect to spend several days in the relative
comfort of my steerage class dirigible seat, without Internet access.
We'll see how that goes.
Doing milk runs on your holidays in a dirigible seems kinda kool and not
dissimilar to a busmans holiday.
I hope you have a great time on your hols and make sure that you use
liberal amounts of sunscreen on your knees, because polished knees burn
in the sun very easily.
Update! I've just realised that when you sad "holiday", you probably
meant Thanksgiving.
We don't celebrate that here in Blighty of course :-)
I suspected you didn't, which is why I mentioned it. Few people know that
in the Land of Confusion the day after Thanksgiving is also a holiday,
known here as "Take It for Granted Day." You'd think it would be a very
popular holiday but most of us just take it for granted.
We have similar sorts of days, but we call them bank holidays, which in
effect is like your Take It for Granted days.
These bank holidays don't include food banks/sperm banks or river banks,
but nobody knows why, which appears to be very discriminatory.
Today I will mostly be drinking copious cups of tea and cappuccinos.
I've never had a tea & cappucino. Sounds kind of gross? But I hope you
enjoy it!

Well, when I put food in a food bank, I expect to be able to get it out
any time I'm hungry. I expect to have 24x7 access to my edibles, you know?
It's something I just take for granted, especially on Takt It for Granted
Day.
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-11-29 12:35:46 UTC
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I use a water divining rod when I'm piloting my dirigible. This helps me
track the rivers and canals even at night. Huh! who needs GPS and radar
etc.P
I have a blue coloured airship, because, as you know, they are by far
the fastest. I've added some red spots at aerodynamically strategic
areas. This has drastically improved the stability.
I know that blue ethernet cables are faster than all the others but I
didn't know that also applied to airships. But! I've never known someone
who owned their own blue airship. They are very expensive and usually only
the poshest carriers have them, for their most expensive runs. I tried to
book passage for the milkrun on a green dirigible and my credit card
denied the transaction. Can you believe it?
That was probably because you didn't state that only pompadour wig
wearing pilots will fly the airship (they are qualified for milk runs).
Of course they will need to know that a fully qualified co pilot who has
a Knee Greasing certificate(in case of an emergency) will be on all
flights and is capable of operating an Armpit Dust Removing machine.
Wow. That's a lot of detail I hadn't considered. I asked about elbow
polishing but that's about it. We are about to go on holiday here in the
Land of Confusion, so I am going to book a milk run for all my travel
needs, now that I know how. I expect to spend several days in the relative
comfort of my steerage class dirigible seat, without Internet access.
We'll see how that goes.
Doing milk runs on your holidays in a dirigible seems kinda kool and not
dissimilar to a busmans holiday.
I hope you have a great time on your hols and make sure that you use
liberal amounts of sunscreen on your knees, because polished knees burn
in the sun very easily.
Update! I've just realised that when you sad "holiday", you probably
meant Thanksgiving.
We don't celebrate that here in Blighty of course :-)
I suspected you didn't, which is why I mentioned it. Few people know that
in the Land of Confusion the day after Thanksgiving is also a holiday,
known here as "Take It for Granted Day." You'd think it would be a very
popular holiday but most of us just take it for granted.
We have similar sorts of days, but we call them bank holidays, which in
effect is like your Take It for Granted days.
These bank holidays don't include food banks/sperm banks or river banks,
but nobody knows why, which appears to be very discriminatory.
Today I will mostly be drinking copious cups of tea and cappuccinos.
I've never had a tea & cappucino. Sounds kind of gross? But I hope you
enjoy it!
Well, when I put food in a food bank, I expect to be able to get it out
any time I'm hungry. I expect to have 24x7 access to my edibles, you know?
It's something I just take for granted, especially on Takt It for Granted
Day.
Do you ever have doubts about taking things for granted on Taking Things
for Granted days?
--
Bod
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2017-11-30 14:56:25 UTC
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I use a water divining rod when I'm piloting my dirigible. This helps me
track the rivers and canals even at night. Huh! who needs GPS and radar
etc.P
I have a blue coloured airship, because, as you know, they are by far
the fastest. I've added some red spots at aerodynamically strategic
areas. This has drastically improved the stability.
I know that blue ethernet cables are faster than all the others but I
didn't know that also applied to airships. But! I've never known someone
who owned their own blue airship. They are very expensive and usually only
the poshest carriers have them, for their most expensive runs. I tried to
book passage for the milkrun on a green dirigible and my credit card
denied the transaction. Can you believe it?
That was probably because you didn't state that only pompadour wig
wearing pilots will fly the airship (they are qualified for milk runs).
Of course they will need to know that a fully qualified co pilot who has
a Knee Greasing certificate(in case of an emergency) will be on all
flights and is capable of operating an Armpit Dust Removing machine.
Wow. That's a lot of detail I hadn't considered. I asked about elbow
polishing but that's about it. We are about to go on holiday here in the
Land of Confusion, so I am going to book a milk run for all my travel
needs, now that I know how. I expect to spend several days in the relative
comfort of my steerage class dirigible seat, without Internet access.
We'll see how that goes.
Doing milk runs on your holidays in a dirigible seems kinda kool and not
dissimilar to a busmans holiday.
I hope you have a great time on your hols and make sure that you use
liberal amounts of sunscreen on your knees, because polished knees burn
in the sun very easily.
Update! I've just realised that when you sad "holiday", you probably
meant Thanksgiving.
We don't celebrate that here in Blighty of course :-)
I suspected you didn't, which is why I mentioned it. Few people know that
in the Land of Confusion the day after Thanksgiving is also a holiday,
known here as "Take It for Granted Day." You'd think it would be a very
popular holiday but most of us just take it for granted.
We have similar sorts of days, but we call them bank holidays, which in
effect is like your Take It for Granted days.
These bank holidays don't include food banks/sperm banks or river banks,
but nobody knows why, which appears to be very discriminatory.
Today I will mostly be drinking copious cups of tea and cappuccinos.
I've never had a tea & cappucino. Sounds kind of gross? But I hope you
enjoy it!
Well, when I put food in a food bank, I expect to be able to get it out
any time I'm hungry. I expect to have 24x7 access to my edibles, you know?
It's something I just take for granted, especially on Takt It for Granted
Day.
Do you ever have doubts about taking things for granted on Taking Things
for Granted days?
On Doubt Day, I have many doubts about many different things, including
how much I take things for granted. But on Take It for Granted Day, I
pretty much banish any doubt about anything for the whole day. It would be
refreshing, I think, if I didn't just take it for granted.
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-12-01 07:29:23 UTC
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Today I will mostly be drinking copious cups of tea and cappuccinos.
I've never had a tea & cappucino. Sounds kind of gross? But I hope you
enjoy it!
Well, when I put food in a food bank, I expect to be able to get it out
any time I'm hungry. I expect to have 24x7 access to my edibles, you know?
It's something I just take for granted, especially on Takt It for Granted
Day.
Do you ever have doubts about taking things for granted on Taking Things
for Granted days?
On Doubt Day, I have many doubts about many different things, including
how much I take things for granted. But on Take It for Granted Day, I
pretty much banish any doubt about anything for the whole day. It would be
refreshing, I think, if I didn't just take it for granted.
I too feel guilty on Doubt day, but my guilty feelings are worse during
National Integrity Week.
Sometimes during National Integrity Week I question myself until I'm
blue in the face. This makes me nervous because people mistake me for
one of those nasty Blueheads.
I tend to wear a full face wig for that whole week.
--
Bod
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2017-12-01 15:32:19 UTC
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Today I will mostly be drinking copious cups of tea and cappuccinos.
I've never had a tea & cappucino. Sounds kind of gross? But I hope you
enjoy it!
Well, when I put food in a food bank, I expect to be able to get it out
any time I'm hungry. I expect to have 24x7 access to my edibles, you know?
It's something I just take for granted, especially on Takt It for Granted
Day.
Do you ever have doubts about taking things for granted on Taking Things
for Granted days?
On Doubt Day, I have many doubts about many different things, including
how much I take things for granted. But on Take It for Granted Day, I
pretty much banish any doubt about anything for the whole day. It would be
refreshing, I think, if I didn't just take it for granted.
I too feel guilty on Doubt day, but my guilty feelings are worse during
National Integrity Week.
Sometimes during National Integrity Week I question myself until I'm
blue in the face. This makes me nervous because people mistake me for
one of those nasty Blueheads.
I tend to wear a full face wig for that whole week.
You could always tell people you're dressing as one of those blue aliens
from that one TV show, you know, the one with the living spaceship and the
obnoxious muppet? Anyway, we don't have National Integrity Week here. It
confuses people way too much; instead, we have National Try to Be Less
Confused Week, which I find does help with integrity and blue-facedness.
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-12-05 15:39:29 UTC
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Today I will mostly be drinking copious cups of tea and cappuccinos.
I've never had a tea & cappucino. Sounds kind of gross? But I hope you
enjoy it!
Well, when I put food in a food bank, I expect to be able to get it out
any time I'm hungry. I expect to have 24x7 access to my edibles, you know?
It's something I just take for granted, especially on Takt It for Granted
Day.
Do you ever have doubts about taking things for granted on Taking Things
for Granted days?
On Doubt Day, I have many doubts about many different things, including
how much I take things for granted. But on Take It for Granted Day, I
pretty much banish any doubt about anything for the whole day. It would be
refreshing, I think, if I didn't just take it for granted.
I too feel guilty on Doubt day, but my guilty feelings are worse during
National Integrity Week.
Sometimes during National Integrity Week I question myself until I'm
blue in the face. This makes me nervous because people mistake me for
one of those nasty Blueheads.
I tend to wear a full face wig for that whole week.
You could always tell people you're dressing as one of those blue aliens
from that one TV show, you know, the one with the living spaceship and the
obnoxious muppet? Anyway, we don't have National Integrity Week here. It
confuses people way too much; instead, we have National Try to Be Less
Confused Week, which I find does help with integrity and blue-facedness.
I love Feelgood Day, it always makes me feel good (mostly).
Today I will mostly be feeling good and listening to blues music.
--
Bod
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2017-12-05 16:46:24 UTC
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Today I will mostly be drinking copious cups of tea and cappuccinos.
I've never had a tea & cappucino. Sounds kind of gross? But I hope you
enjoy it!
Well, when I put food in a food bank, I expect to be able to get it out
any time I'm hungry. I expect to have 24x7 access to my edibles, you know?
It's something I just take for granted, especially on Takt It for Granted
Day.
Do you ever have doubts about taking things for granted on Taking Things
for Granted days?
On Doubt Day, I have many doubts about many different things, including
how much I take things for granted. But on Take It for Granted Day, I
pretty much banish any doubt about anything for the whole day. It would be
refreshing, I think, if I didn't just take it for granted.
I too feel guilty on Doubt day, but my guilty feelings are worse during
National Integrity Week.
Sometimes during National Integrity Week I question myself until I'm
blue in the face. This makes me nervous because people mistake me for
one of those nasty Blueheads.
I tend to wear a full face wig for that whole week.
You could always tell people you're dressing as one of those blue aliens
from that one TV show, you know, the one with the living spaceship and the
obnoxious muppet? Anyway, we don't have National Integrity Week here. It
confuses people way too much; instead, we have National Try to Be Less
Confused Week, which I find does help with integrity and blue-facedness.
I love Feelgood Day, it always makes me feel good (mostly).
Today I will mostly be feeling good and listening to blues music.
Dr. Feelgood was brilliant to think of Feelgood Day. I always do my best
to feel good, and feel well, that day. It is a day of feels, I say, full
of the feels. W00T!!!!!
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-12-06 09:06:34 UTC
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Do you ever have doubts about taking things for granted on Taking Things
for Granted days?
On Doubt Day, I have many doubts about many different things, including
how much I take things for granted. But on Take It for Granted Day, I
pretty much banish any doubt about anything for the whole day. It would be
refreshing, I think, if I didn't just take it for granted.
I too feel guilty on Doubt day, but my guilty feelings are worse during
National Integrity Week.
Sometimes during National Integrity Week I question myself until I'm
blue in the face. This makes me nervous because people mistake me for
one of those nasty Blueheads.
I tend to wear a full face wig for that whole week.
You could always tell people you're dressing as one of those blue aliens
from that one TV show, you know, the one with the living spaceship and the
obnoxious muppet? Anyway, we don't have National Integrity Week here. It
confuses people way too much; instead, we have National Try to Be Less
Confused Week, which I find does help with integrity and blue-facedness.
I love Feelgood Day, it always makes me feel good (mostly).
Today I will mostly be feeling good and listening to blues music.
Dr. Feelgood was brilliant to think of Feelgood Day. I always do my best
to feel good, and feel well, that day. It is a day of feels, I say, full
of the feels. W00T!!!!!
Ah yes! Dr Feelgood always made me feel better, especially after I'd
had some milk and alcohol.
Today I'm not feeling blue and I actually feel in the pink because
everything seems to be going my way, so much so, that I'm going through
a purple patch, although I'm a bit red in the face, I have dispersed any
black thoughts from my grey matter.
I bet you're green with envy!
--
Bod
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2017-12-06 16:09:44 UTC
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Do you ever have doubts about taking things for granted on Taking Things
for Granted days?
On Doubt Day, I have many doubts about many different things, including
how much I take things for granted. But on Take It for Granted Day, I
pretty much banish any doubt about anything for the whole day. It would be
refreshing, I think, if I didn't just take it for granted.
I too feel guilty on Doubt day, but my guilty feelings are worse during
National Integrity Week.
Sometimes during National Integrity Week I question myself until I'm
blue in the face. This makes me nervous because people mistake me for
one of those nasty Blueheads.
I tend to wear a full face wig for that whole week.
You could always tell people you're dressing as one of those blue aliens
from that one TV show, you know, the one with the living spaceship and the
obnoxious muppet? Anyway, we don't have National Integrity Week here. It
confuses people way too much; instead, we have National Try to Be Less
Confused Week, which I find does help with integrity and blue-facedness.
I love Feelgood Day, it always makes me feel good (mostly).
Today I will mostly be feeling good and listening to blues music.
Dr. Feelgood was brilliant to think of Feelgood Day. I always do my best
to feel good, and feel well, that day. It is a day of feels, I say, full
of the feels. W00T!!!!!
Ah yes! Dr Feelgood always made me feel better, especially after I'd
had some milk and alcohol.
Today I'm not feeling blue and I actually feel in the pink because
everything seems to be going my way, so much so, that I'm going through
a purple patch, although I'm a bit red in the face, I have dispersed any
black thoughts from my grey matter.
I bet you're green with envy!
I am! A nice, vibrant green, full of hue, saturation, and luminance.
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow. The corn is as high as an
elephant's eye. Oh! What a beautiful morning. I've got a wonderful
feeling, everything's going my way.
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Bod
2017-12-07 10:47:34 UTC
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I love Feelgood Day, it always makes me feel good (mostly).
Today I will mostly be feeling good and listening to blues music.
Dr. Feelgood was brilliant to think of Feelgood Day. I always do my best
to feel good, and feel well, that day. It is a day of feels, I say, full
of the feels. W00T!!!!!
Ah yes! Dr Feelgood always made me feel better, especially after I'd
had some milk and alcohol.
Today I'm not feeling blue and I actually feel in the pink because
everything seems to be going my way, so much so, that I'm going through
a purple patch, although I'm a bit red in the face, I have dispersed any
black thoughts from my grey matter.
I bet you're green with envy!
I am! A nice, vibrant green, full of hue, saturation, and luminance.
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow. The corn is as high as an
elephant's eye. Oh! What a beautiful morning. I've got a wonderful
feeling, everything's going my way.
Hey..... they are really colourful words, they would make great lyrics
for a song.
Where do you draw your inspiration from to produce such poetic and
meaningful locution or do they just pop out of your head instinctively?
I think that is poptastic!
I rarely get lyrics popping out of my brain.....\\POP//!
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I love Feelgood Day, it always makes me feel good (mostly).
Today I will mostly be feeling good and listening to blues music.
Dr. Feelgood was brilliant to think of Feelgood Day. I always do my best
to feel good, and feel well, that day. It is a day of feels, I say, full
of the feels. W00T!!!!!
Ah yes! Dr Feelgood always made me feel better, especially after I'd
had some milk and alcohol.
Today I'm not feeling blue and I actually feel in the pink because
everything seems to be going my way, so much so, that I'm going through
a purple patch, although I'm a bit red in the face, I have dispersed any
black thoughts from my grey matter.
I bet you're green with envy!
I am! A nice, vibrant green, full of hue, saturation, and luminance.
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow. The corn is as high as an
elephant's eye. Oh! What a beautiful morning. I've got a wonderful
feeling, everything's going my way.
Hey..... they are really colourful words, they would make great lyrics
for a song.
Where do you draw your inspiration from to produce such poetic and
meaningful locution or do they just pop out of your head instinctively?
I think that is poptastic!
I rarely get lyrics popping out of my brain.....\\POP//!
All my ideas come from a PO box in Schenectedy, New York. Really, it's the
best thing I've ever subscribed to. 90% of everything is crud, but the 10%
is really pretty good. Postage to the Land of Confusion is killer, though.
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2017-12-08 08:16:45 UTC
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I love Feelgood Day, it always makes me feel good (mostly).
Today I will mostly be feeling good and listening to blues music.
Dr. Feelgood was brilliant to think of Feelgood Day. I always do my best
to feel good, and feel well, that day. It is a day of feels, I say, full
of the feels. W00T!!!!!
Ah yes! Dr Feelgood always made me feel better, especially after I'd
had some milk and alcohol.
Today I'm not feeling blue and I actually feel in the pink because
everything seems to be going my way, so much so, that I'm going through
a purple patch, although I'm a bit red in the face, I have dispersed any
black thoughts from my grey matter.
I bet you're green with envy!
I am! A nice, vibrant green, full of hue, saturation, and luminance.
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow. The corn is as high as an
elephant's eye. Oh! What a beautiful morning. I've got a wonderful
feeling, everything's going my way.
Hey..... they are really colourful words, they would make great lyrics
for a song.
Where do you draw your inspiration from to produce such poetic and
meaningful locution or do they just pop out of your head instinctively?
I think that is poptastic!
I rarely get lyrics popping out of my brain.....\\POP//!
All my ideas come from a PO box in Schenectedy, New York. Really, it's the
best thing I've ever subscribed to. 90% of everything is crud, but the 10%
is really pretty good. Postage to the Land of Confusion is killer, though.
That sounds very poptastical.
I wish that I had a PO box like that.
As regarding postage costs, have you access to a cheap rate Pony Express
postal service?
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2017-12-08 15:31:39 UTC
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I love Feelgood Day, it always makes me feel good (mostly).
Today I will mostly be feeling good and listening to blues music.
Dr. Feelgood was brilliant to think of Feelgood Day. I always do my best
to feel good, and feel well, that day. It is a day of feels, I say, full
of the feels. W00T!!!!!
Ah yes! Dr Feelgood always made me feel better, especially after I'd
had some milk and alcohol.
Today I'm not feeling blue and I actually feel in the pink because
everything seems to be going my way, so much so, that I'm going through
a purple patch, although I'm a bit red in the face, I have dispersed any
black thoughts from my grey matter.
I bet you're green with envy!
I am! A nice, vibrant green, full of hue, saturation, and luminance.
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow. The corn is as high as an
elephant's eye. Oh! What a beautiful morning. I've got a wonderful
feeling, everything's going my way.
Hey..... they are really colourful words, they would make great lyrics
for a song.
Where do you draw your inspiration from to produce such poetic and
meaningful locution or do they just pop out of your head instinctively?
I think that is poptastic!
I rarely get lyrics popping out of my brain.....\\POP//!
All my ideas come from a PO box in Schenectedy, New York. Really, it's the
best thing I've ever subscribed to. 90% of everything is crud, but the 10%
is really pretty good. Postage to the Land of Confusion is killer, though.
That sounds very poptastical.
I wish that I had a PO box like that.
As regarding postage costs, have you access to a cheap rate Pony Express
postal service?
Delivery across the border into the LoC gets very difficult. The ponies
have to walk backwards. The they face forward, they get all confused and
turned around and don't make it through customs. So there's a specially
trained Backward Pony Corps, with special riders who have special visas
and additional training in clear thinking. So. Anyway. International
postage gets very pricey.
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2017-12-11 06:10:05 UTC
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I love Feelgood Day, it always makes me feel good (mostly).
Today I will mostly be feeling good and listening to blues music.
Dr. Feelgood was brilliant to think of Feelgood Day. I always do my best
to feel good, and feel well, that day. It is a day of feels, I say, full
of the feels. W00T!!!!!
Ah yes! Dr Feelgood always made me feel better, especially after I'd
had some milk and alcohol.
Today I'm not feeling blue and I actually feel in the pink because
everything seems to be going my way, so much so, that I'm going through
a purple patch, although I'm a bit red in the face, I have dispersed any
black thoughts from my grey matter.
I bet you're green with envy!
I am! A nice, vibrant green, full of hue, saturation, and luminance.
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow. The corn is as high as an
elephant's eye. Oh! What a beautiful morning. I've got a wonderful
feeling, everything's going my way.
Hey..... they are really colourful words, they would make great lyrics
for a song.
Where do you draw your inspiration from to produce such poetic and
meaningful locution or do they just pop out of your head instinctively?
I think that is poptastic!
I rarely get lyrics popping out of my brain.....\\POP//!
All my ideas come from a PO box in Schenectedy, New York. Really, it's the
best thing I've ever subscribed to. 90% of everything is crud, but the 10%
is really pretty good. Postage to the Land of Confusion is killer, though.
That sounds very poptastical.
I wish that I had a PO box like that.
As regarding postage costs, have you access to a cheap rate Pony Express
postal service?
Delivery across the border into the LoC gets very difficult. The ponies
have to walk backwards. The they face forward, they get all confused and
turned around and don't make it through customs. So there's a specially
trained Backward Pony Corps, with special riders who have special visas
and additional training in clear thinking. So. Anyway. International
postage gets very pricey.
Do these back walking ponies use maps or GPS Horse Navs?
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I love Feelgood Day, it always makes me feel good (mostly).
Today I will mostly be feeling good and listening to blues music.
Dr. Feelgood was brilliant to think of Feelgood Day. I always do my best
to feel good, and feel well, that day. It is a day of feels, I say, full
of the feels. W00T!!!!!
Ah yes! Dr Feelgood always made me feel better, especially after I'd
had some milk and alcohol.
Today I'm not feeling blue and I actually feel in the pink because
everything seems to be going my way, so much so, that I'm going through
a purple patch, although I'm a bit red in the face, I have dispersed any
black thoughts from my grey matter.
I bet you're green with envy!
I am! A nice, vibrant green, full of hue, saturation, and luminance.
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow. The corn is as high as an
elephant's eye. Oh! What a beautiful morning. I've got a wonderful
feeling, everything's going my way.
Hey..... they are really colourful words, they would make great lyrics
for a song.
Where do you draw your inspiration from to produce such poetic and
meaningful locution or do they just pop out of your head instinctively?
I think that is poptastic!
I rarely get lyrics popping out of my brain.....\\POP//!
All my ideas come from a PO box in Schenectedy, New York. Really, it's the
best thing I've ever subscribed to. 90% of everything is crud, but the 10%
is really pretty good. Postage to the Land of Confusion is killer, though.
That sounds very poptastical.
I wish that I had a PO box like that.
As regarding postage costs, have you access to a cheap rate Pony Express
postal service?
Delivery across the border into the LoC gets very difficult. The ponies
have to walk backwards. The they face forward, they get all confused and
turned around and don't make it through customs. So there's a specially
trained Backward Pony Corps, with special riders who have special visas
and additional training in clear thinking. So. Anyway. International
postage gets very pricey.
Do these back walking ponies use maps or GPS Horse Navs?
They really can't. Most technology just adds to the confusion. The riders
can use a bridle, and usually stirrups, but that's about it. Not even a
compass. The ponies get a nice meal of grass and oats, which helps them
concentrate.

There are legends of a "drunken master" postie who could cross the border
anywhere with any package or piece of mail after several beers and a
scotch or two. I don't believe it.
--
"Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB
My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
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2017-12-12 15:27:07 UTC
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I love Feelgood Day, it always makes me feel good (mostly).
Today I will mostly be feeling good and listening to blues music.
Dr. Feelgood was brilliant to think of Feelgood Day. I always do my best
to feel good, and feel well, that day. It is a day of feels, I say, full
of the feels. W00T!!!!!
Ah yes! Dr Feelgood always made me feel better, especially after I'd
had some milk and alcohol.
Today I'm not feeling blue and I actually feel in the pink because
everything seems to be going my way, so much so, that I'm going through
a purple patch, although I'm a bit red in the face, I have dispersed any
black thoughts from my grey matter.
I bet you're green with envy!
I am! A nice, vibrant green, full of hue, saturation, and luminance.
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow. The corn is as high as an
elephant's eye. Oh! What a beautiful morning. I've got a wonderful
feeling, everything's going my way.
Hey..... they are really colourful words, they would make great lyrics
for a song.
Where do you draw your inspiration from to produce such poetic and
meaningful locution or do they just pop out of your head instinctively?
I think that is poptastic!
I rarely get lyrics popping out of my brain.....\\POP//!
All my ideas come from a PO box in Schenectedy, New York. Really, it's the
best thing I've ever subscribed to. 90% of everything is crud, but the 10%
is really pretty good. Postage to the Land of Confusion is killer, though.
That sounds very poptastical.
I wish that I had a PO box like that.
As regarding postage costs, have you access to a cheap rate Pony Express
postal service?
Delivery across the border into the LoC gets very difficult. The ponies
have to walk backwards. The they face forward, they get all confused and
turned around and don't make it through customs. So there's a specially
trained Backward Pony Corps, with special riders who have special visas
and additional training in clear thinking. So. Anyway. International
postage gets very pricey.
Do these back walking ponies use maps or GPS Horse Navs?
They really can't. Most technology just adds to the confusion. The riders
can use a bridle, and usually stirrups, but that's about it. Not even a
compass. The ponies get a nice meal of grass and oats, which helps them
concentrate.
There are legends of a "drunken master" postie who could cross the border
anywhere with any package or piece of mail after several beers and a
scotch or two. I don't believe it.
I don't believe it was that drunken postie either. It was the drug
addict postie who was always horsing around with Ketamine and other
various horse tranquilizers. Some say that he rode his horse facing the
rear of the nag, but always delivered on time.
He was, as they say, "backward coming forward".
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I love Feelgood Day, it always makes me feel good (mostly).
Today I will mostly be feeling good and listening to blues music.
Dr. Feelgood was brilliant to think of Feelgood Day. I always
do my best
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say, full
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of the feels. W00T!!!!!
Ah yes! Dr Feelgood always made me feel better, especially after I'd
had some milk and alcohol.
Today I'm not feeling blue and I actually feel in the pink because
everything seems to be going my way, so much so, that I'm going through
a purple patch, although I'm a bit red in the face, I have
dispersed any
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black thoughts from my grey matter.
I bet you're green with envy!
I am! A nice, vibrant green, full of hue, saturation, and luminance.
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow. The corn is as high as an
elephant's eye. Oh! What a beautiful morning. I've got a wonderful
feeling, everything's going my way.
Hey..... they are really colourful words, they would make great lyrics
for a song.
Where do you draw your inspiration from to produce such poetic and
meaningful locution or do they just pop out of your head instinctively?
I think that is poptastic!
I rarely get lyrics popping out of my brain.....\\POP//!
All my ideas come from a PO box in Schenectedy, New York. Really, it's the
best thing I've ever subscribed to. 90% of everything is crud, but the 10%
is really pretty good. Postage to the Land of Confusion is killer, though.
That sounds very poptastical.
I wish that I had a PO box like that.
As regarding postage costs, have you access to a cheap rate Pony Express
postal service?
Delivery across the border into the LoC gets very difficult. The ponies
have to walk backwards. The they face forward, they get all confused and
turned around and don't make it through customs. So there's a specially
trained Backward Pony Corps, with special riders who have special visas
and additional training in clear thinking. So. Anyway. International
postage gets very pricey.
Do these back walking ponies use maps or GPS Horse Navs?
They really can't. Most technology just adds to the confusion. The riders
can use a bridle, and usually stirrups, but that's about it. Not even a
compass. The ponies get a nice meal of grass and oats, which helps them
concentrate.
There are legends of a "drunken master" postie who could cross the border
anywhere with any package or piece of mail after several beers and a
scotch or two. I don't believe it.
I don't believe it was that drunken postie either. It was the drug
addict postie who was always horsing around with Ketamine and other
various horse tranquilizers. Some say that he rode his horse facing the
rear of the nag, but always delivered on time.
He was, as they say, "backward coming forward".
Maybe it was a centaur in disguise? I mean, you never know.
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2017-12-13 04:30:04 UTC
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There are legends of a "drunken master" postie who could cross the border
anywhere with any package or piece of mail after several beers and a
scotch or two. I don't believe it.
I don't believe it was that drunken postie either. It was the drug
addict postie who was always horsing around with Ketamine and other
various horse tranquilizers. Some say that he rode his horse facing the
rear of the nag, but always delivered on time.
He was, as they say, "backward coming forward".
Maybe it was a centaur in disguise? I mean, you never know.
Indeed, that can never be ruled out because you can see the attraction
for Centaurs; out in the fresh air, plenty of exercise, lots of well
paid overtime and a good pension to boot.

Centaur posties even get a rent free post office stable and hay subsidies.
What's not to like.
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2017-12-13 15:06:21 UTC
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There are legends of a "drunken master" postie who could cross the border
anywhere with any package or piece of mail after several beers and a
scotch or two. I don't believe it.
I don't believe it was that drunken postie either. It was the drug
addict postie who was always horsing around with Ketamine and other
various horse tranquilizers. Some say that he rode his horse facing the
rear of the nag, but always delivered on time.
He was, as they say, "backward coming forward".
Maybe it was a centaur in disguise? I mean, you never know.
Indeed, that can never be ruled out because you can see the attraction
for Centaurs; out in the fresh air, plenty of exercise, lots of well
paid overtime and a good pension to boot.
Centaur posties even get a rent free post office stable and hay subsidies.
What's not to like.
Wow. That sounds great to me. I had a pension once, but the plan got
retired, so now what do you do? Do human posties get the same benefits?
I'd be interested in a job like that!
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2017-12-15 12:01:14 UTC
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There are legends of a "drunken master" postie who could cross the border
anywhere with any package or piece of mail after several beers and a
scotch or two. I don't believe it.
I don't believe it was that drunken postie either. It was the drug
addict postie who was always horsing around with Ketamine and other
various horse tranquilizers. Some say that he rode his horse facing the
rear of the nag, but always delivered on time.
He was, as they say, "backward coming forward".
Maybe it was a centaur in disguise? I mean, you never know.
Indeed, that can never be ruled out because you can see the attraction
for Centaurs; out in the fresh air, plenty of exercise, lots of well
paid overtime and a good pension to boot.
Centaur posties even get a rent free post office stable and hay subsidies.
What's not to like.
Wow. That sounds great to me. I had a pension once, but the plan got
retired, so now what do you do? Do human posties get the same benefits?
I'd be interested in a job like that!
I don't know any human posties personally, but I do know that they get a
pension and possibly hay rations for their horses.
I once rode a three legged race horse called Hopalong.
He won several Handicap races.
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There are legends of a "drunken master" postie who could cross the border
anywhere with any package or piece of mail after several beers and a
scotch or two. I don't believe it.
I don't believe it was that drunken postie either. It was the drug
addict postie who was always horsing around with Ketamine and other
various horse tranquilizers. Some say that he rode his horse facing the
rear of the nag, but always delivered on time.
He was, as they say, "backward coming forward".
Maybe it was a centaur in disguise? I mean, you never know.
Indeed, that can never be ruled out because you can see the attraction
for Centaurs; out in the fresh air, plenty of exercise, lots of well
paid overtime and a good pension to boot.
Centaur posties even get a rent free post office stable and hay subsidies.
What's not to like.
Wow. That sounds great to me. I had a pension once, but the plan got
retired, so now what do you do? Do human posties get the same benefits?
I'd be interested in a job like that!
I don't know any human posties personally, but I do know that they get a
pension and possibly hay rations for their horses.
I once rode a three legged race horse called Hopalong.
He won several Handicap races.
I never play the horses (couldn't ever get mine to tune properly) but you
could really have made a bundle on that Hopalong horse of yours.
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My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
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2017-12-19 07:48:10 UTC
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There are legends of a "drunken master" postie who could cross the border
anywhere with any package or piece of mail after several beers and a
scotch or two. I don't believe it.
I don't believe it was that drunken postie either. It was the drug
addict postie who was always horsing around with Ketamine and other
various horse tranquilizers. Some say that he rode his horse facing the
rear of the nag, but always delivered on time.
He was, as they say, "backward coming forward".
Maybe it was a centaur in disguise? I mean, you never know.
Indeed, that can never be ruled out because you can see the attraction
for Centaurs; out in the fresh air, plenty of exercise, lots of well
paid overtime and a good pension to boot.
Centaur posties even get a rent free post office stable and hay subsidies.
What's not to like.
Wow. That sounds great to me. I had a pension once, but the plan got
retired, so now what do you do? Do human posties get the same benefits?
I'd be interested in a job like that!
I don't know any human posties personally, but I do know that they get a
pension and possibly hay rations for their horses.
I once rode a three legged race horse called Hopalong.
He won several Handicap races.
I never play the horses (couldn't ever get mine to tune properly) but you
could really have made a bundle on that Hopalong horse of yours.
If you think that tuning a horse is difficult, try getting them to sing.
It's a waste of time because they are all tone deaf.
BTW, found my rocking horse (Harry) passed out on the stable floor.
He'd been at the falling down water AGAIN. He has a habit of sneaking
out in the dead of night and boozing it up with his mates.
I think that some saucy mares were involved in the shenanigans.
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anywhere with any package or piece of mail after several beers and a
scotch or two. I don't believe it.
I don't believe it was that drunken postie either. It was the drug
addict postie who was always horsing around with Ketamine and other
various horse tranquilizers. Some say that he rode his horse facing the
rear of the nag, but always delivered on time.
He was, as they say, "backward coming forward".
Maybe it was a centaur in disguise? I mean, you never know.
Indeed, that can never be ruled out because you can see the attraction
for Centaurs; out in the fresh air, plenty of exercise, lots of well
paid overtime and a good pension to boot.
Centaur posties even get a rent free post office stable and hay subsidies.
What's not to like.
Wow. That sounds great to me. I had a pension once, but the plan got
retired, so now what do you do? Do human posties get the same benefits?
I'd be interested in a job like that!
I don't know any human posties personally, but I do know that they get a
pension and possibly hay rations for their horses.
I once rode a three legged race horse called Hopalong.
He won several Handicap races.
I never play the horses (couldn't ever get mine to tune properly) but you
could really have made a bundle on that Hopalong horse of yours.
If you think that tuning a horse is difficult, try getting them to sing.
It's a waste of time because they are all tone deaf.
BTW, found my rocking horse (Harry) passed out on the stable floor.
He'd been at the falling down water AGAIN. He has a habit of sneaking
out in the dead of night and boozing it up with his mates.
I think that some saucy mares were involved in the shenanigans.
Isn't harry the one with the game leg? Did you manage to find a new one? A
gamey rokcing horse can lead to shenanigans, I've heard.
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anywhere with any package or piece of mail after several beers and a
scotch or two. I don't believe it.
I don't believe it was that drunken postie either. It was the drug
addict postie who was always horsing around with Ketamine and other
various horse tranquilizers. Some say that he rode his horse facing the
rear of the nag, but always delivered on time.
He was, as they say, "backward coming forward".
Maybe it was a centaur in disguise? I mean, you never know.
Indeed, that can never be ruled out because you can see the attraction
for Centaurs; out in the fresh air, plenty of exercise, lots of well
paid overtime and a good pension to boot.
Centaur posties even get a rent free post office stable and hay subsidies.
What's not to like.
Wow. That sounds great to me. I had a pension once, but the plan got
retired, so now what do you do? Do human posties get the same benefits?
I'd be interested in a job like that!
I don't know any human posties personally, but I do know that they get a
pension and possibly hay rations for their horses.
I once rode a three legged race horse called Hopalong.
He won several Handicap races.
I never play the horses (couldn't ever get mine to tune properly) but you
could really have made a bundle on that Hopalong horse of yours.
If you think that tuning a horse is difficult, try getting them to sing.
It's a waste of time because they are all tone deaf.
BTW, found my rocking horse (Harry) passed out on the stable floor.
He'd been at the falling down water AGAIN. He has a habit of sneaking
out in the dead of night and boozing it up with his mates.
I think that some saucy mares were involved in the shenanigans.
Isn't harry the one with the game leg? Did you manage to find a new one? A
gamey rokcing horse can lead to shenanigans, I've heard.
Yeah, I found a new five legged one. He's very fast and completely free
of wooden worms and horse rust.
Mind you, he'll be even faster after a professional knee polish from
Shiney Sam....the polishing man.
He's a bit nuts though. Some say he is off his rocker.
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2017-12-21 15:12:59 UTC
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There are legends of a "drunken master" postie who could cross
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anywhere with any package or piece of mail after several beers and a
scotch or two. I don't believe it.
I don't believe it was that drunken postie either. It was the drug
addict postie who was always horsing around with Ketamine and other
various horse tranquilizers. Some say that he rode his horse facing the
rear of the nag, but always delivered on time.
He was, as they say, "backward coming forward".
Maybe it was a centaur in disguise? I mean, you never know.
Indeed, that can never be ruled out because you can see the attraction
for Centaurs; out in the fresh air, plenty of exercise, lots of well
paid overtime and a good pension to boot.
Centaur posties even get a rent free post office stable and hay
subsidies.
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What's not to like.
Wow. That sounds great to me. I had a pension once, but the plan got
retired, so now what do you do? Do human posties get the same benefits?
I'd be interested in a job like that!
I don't know any human posties personally, but I do know that they get a
pension and possibly hay rations for their horses.
I once rode a three legged race horse called Hopalong.
He won several Handicap races.
I never play the horses (couldn't ever get mine to tune properly) but you
could really have made a bundle on that Hopalong horse of yours.
If you think that tuning a horse is difficult, try getting them to sing.
It's a waste of time because they are all tone deaf.
BTW, found my rocking horse (Harry) passed out on the stable floor.
He'd been at the falling down water AGAIN. He has a habit of sneaking
out in the dead of night and boozing it up with his mates.
I think that some saucy mares were involved in the shenanigans.
Isn't harry the one with the game leg? Did you manage to find a new one? A
gamey rokcing horse can lead to shenanigans, I've heard.
Yeah, I found a new five legged one. He's very fast and completely free
of wooden worms and horse rust.
Mind you, he'll be even faster after a professional knee polish from
Shiney Sam....the polishing man.
He's a bit nuts though. Some say he is off his rocker.
That may be. Good replacement rockers are hard to find, I've found. But a
five-legged rocking horse is fantastic.
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2017-12-22 13:04:24 UTC
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I never play the horses (couldn't ever get mine to tune properly) but you
could really have made a bundle on that Hopalong horse of yours.
If you think that tuning a horse is difficult, try getting them to sing.
It's a waste of time because they are all tone deaf.
BTW, found my rocking horse (Harry) passed out on the stable floor.
He'd been at the falling down water AGAIN. He has a habit of sneaking
out in the dead of night and boozing it up with his mates.
I think that some saucy mares were involved in the shenanigans.
Isn't harry the one with the game leg? Did you manage to find a new one? A
gamey rokcing horse can lead to shenanigans, I've heard.
Yeah, I found a new five legged one. He's very fast and completely free
of wooden worms and horse rust.
Mind you, he'll be even faster after a professional knee polish from
Shiney Sam....the polishing man.
He's a bit nuts though. Some say he is off his rocker.
That may be. Good replacement rockers are hard to find, I've found. But a
five-legged rocking horse is fantastic.
It is indeed.
Anyway, besides the rocking he's started rolling as well, so I'm sending
him to a rock n roll horse - pital over christmas to get it fixed.

Hey! you have a geat xmas, John. I give you my permission to get
blasted with your favourite tipple.
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I never play the horses (couldn't ever get mine to tune properly) but you
could really have made a bundle on that Hopalong horse of yours.
If you think that tuning a horse is difficult, try getting them to sing.
It's a waste of time because they are all tone deaf.
BTW, found my rocking horse (Harry) passed out on the stable floor.
He'd been at the falling down water AGAIN. He has a habit of sneaking
out in the dead of night and boozing it up with his mates.
I think that some saucy mares were involved in the shenanigans.
Isn't harry the one with the game leg? Did you manage to find a new one? A
gamey rokcing horse can lead to shenanigans, I've heard.
Yeah, I found a new five legged one. He's very fast and completely free
of wooden worms and horse rust.
Mind you, he'll be even faster after a professional knee polish from
Shiney Sam....the polishing man.
He's a bit nuts though. Some say he is off his rocker.
That may be. Good replacement rockers are hard to find, I've found. But a
five-legged rocking horse is fantastic.
It is indeed.
Anyway, besides the rocking he's started rolling as well, so I'm sending
him to a rock n roll horse - pital over christmas to get it fixed.
Hey! you have a geat xmas, John. I give you my permission to get
blasted with your favourite tipple.
You have a great xmas as well. There won't be any blasting, except maybe
if I can get on the Mars shuttle, when we blast off. Or if I practice the
trombone.
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My opinions are mine. All mine. Replete with very me.
Nobody
2017-12-07 02:01:24 UTC
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Do you ever have doubts about taking things for granted on
Taking Things for Granted days?
On Doubt Day, I have many doubts about many different things,
including how much I take things for granted. But on Take It
for Granted Day, I pretty much banish any doubt about
anything for the whole day. It would be refreshing, I think,
if I didn't just take it for granted.
I too feel guilty on Doubt day, but my guilty feelings are
worse during National Integrity Week.
Sometimes during National Integrity Week I question myself
until I'm blue in the face. This makes me nervous because
people mistake me for one of those nasty Blueheads.
I tend to wear a full face wig for that whole week.
You could always tell people you're dressing as one of those
blue aliens from that one TV show, you know, the one with the
living spaceship and the obnoxious muppet? Anyway, we don't
have National Integrity Week here. It confuses people way too
much; instead, we have National Try to Be Less Confused Week,
which I find does help with integrity and blue-facedness.
I love Feelgood Day, it always makes me feel good (mostly).
Today I will mostly be feeling good and listening to blues
music.
Dr. Feelgood was brilliant to think of Feelgood Day. I always do
my best to feel good, and feel well, that day. It is a day of
feels, I say, full of the feels. W00T!!!!!
Ah yes! Dr Feelgood always made me feel better, especially after
I'd had some milk and alcohol.
My doctor told me to put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up.
Never felt better
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Today I'm not feeling blue and I actually feel in the pink because
everything seems to be going my way, so much so, that I'm going
through a purple patch, although I'm a bit red in the face, I have
dispersed any black thoughts from my grey matter.
I bet you're green with envy!
Nobody
2017-10-20 18:32:23 UTC
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“Last week everyone was saying the late night hosts
didn’t mention the Weinstein scandal,” Hostin explained.
“But you know they were always making jokes about Roger
Ailes and Bill O’Reilly.
Perhaps she thought it was appropriate because O'Reilly and
Ailes both worked on a comedy network!
"Argumentum Ad Fox Newsum" noted. Get back to us when you have
a real argument to make.
That excuse isn't working for Harvey Weinstein, and it won't
work for Fox News, either.
I spent all of yesterday spot hunting and after extensive spot
checks I managed to only find three here >>>> . . . and one
deformed spot here
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, plus a rare mutant spot here >>>> ~ (possibly
foreign)
I found this very disappointing and soul destroying, so today I
will be knee polishing all day whilst I consider my next move.
This has obviously put me on the spot.
I found one of these >>>* As it is a bit chilly here, I am
thinking it is what happens to one of these >>>. when it freezes.
Further observation and experimentation will be required
Oh my gosh! what a disturbing discovery. Do you think that spots
are being transformed into possibly sentient beings when fozen?
I suspect that Trump is doing this secretly, I mean he might be
making a covert army of little *Trumplings* that will take over
the world. What can we do to protect ourselves?
It looks to me like this >>>. grew some legs when subjected to the
cold. I am wondering if it is some sort of adaptation to allow
movement in snowy conditions. It would be easier for it to walk than
try to roll on snow covered ground. As I said, this will take
further investigation.
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2017-10-19 14:38:01 UTC
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I spent all of yesterday spot hunting and after extensive spot checks I
managed to only find three here >>>>  . . .   and one deformed spot here
   ,   plus a rare mutant spot here  >>>>   ~ (possibly foreign)
I found this very disappointing and soul destroying, so today I will be
knee polishing all day whilst I consider my next move.
This has obviously put me on the spot.
Those three are definitely spots, well spotted! I think the foreign spot
is what we often call a tilde, though it could be a circumflex? I'm not
sure. A good knee polisy is good for the soul, too, and I know people who
are such fans of spots that they are on the spot or spots almost all the
time. They consider it fun.
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