Arthur Brain
2006-05-18 22:54:47 UTC
As usual in all other things, the Yanks are only half as good as the
rest of
the world when it comes to electricity.
Whereas the civilised world (and much of the 3rd-world even) manages to
produce 240volt city power, those useless pissant americans can only
eke out
a pitiful 120volts.
As a consequence of american under-performance in this area, it
generally
takes about 15 minutes of zapping to end the lives of their death-row
inmates, who are, needless to say, almost all black.
It is encouraging, however, to note that some american states,
concerned
about the obvious inhumanity of death by electrocution, have taken a
leaf
out of Adolf Hitler's book and built gas chambers with which to
terminate
the lives of their (black) criminals.
Hooray.
rest of
the world when it comes to electricity.
Whereas the civilised world (and much of the 3rd-world even) manages to
produce 240volt city power, those useless pissant americans can only
eke out
a pitiful 120volts.
As a consequence of american under-performance in this area, it
generally
takes about 15 minutes of zapping to end the lives of their death-row
inmates, who are, needless to say, almost all black.
It is encouraging, however, to note that some american states,
concerned
about the obvious inhumanity of death by electrocution, have taken a
leaf
out of Adolf Hitler's book and built gas chambers with which to
terminate
the lives of their (black) criminals.
Hooray.