Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabien (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka 'Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1'), in
Checkmate's Usenet Lord and Master
Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler EmeritusYou mean the challenge to race for pink slips that you made
Please get to showing me the MID where *I* allegedly made this
challenge, or it's further proof that you're a habitual liar.
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Some silly faggot lisped:
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I challenge the FNVWe to a race. If I win, I get to spend a night
with his hawt wife. If he wins he gets a free ride with drinks
included aboard my fine yacht - which is the envy of royalty.
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Oh, no, wait... that was Sir Gargles Balls, Is Queer... I always get
you two swishy cockhogs mixed up. LOL
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Finally posted some pics of a couple of my fine British motorcars...
http://tinyurl.com/pqe9def
Either one of these would beat Fakey's imaginary Lotus!
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my other V8 Midget would kick the crap out of it
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I made no challenge, Chimpy. It was *you* who made the contention that
your ancient underpowered and thoroughly faggish clown cars could beat
The Giant Killer, so it was *you* who issued the challenge... a
challenge you ran from because you're a fucking blowhard coward. And
because your piece of shit car wasn't even road worthy at the time.
LOL
But we've been over all this previously, Chimpy... here's a good
rundown of your previously getting spanked so hard you melted down
then ran away.
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Lying faggot. I proved the track was not only never closed (the only
part of it that did close was the drag racing track, the rest had been
open for business the whole time), but that in preparation for opening
the new drag track up to the big boys of racing, they tested the track
electrical systems (lights, timing, PA, etc.) by letting us race there
for a day, since our exhausts didn't violate the sound requirements.
And the only reason you're still going on about this is because I was
in the process of proving you to be a boner hungry poof, so you
overcompensated and started bragging about your poofterific little
British clown cars, because only real men work on cars, right?
Well, you challenged me to a race, saying that any three of your
underpowered and ancient pieces of shit (with nearly 50 year old
worn-out engines, Walmart tires, bad brakes, sketchy electrical
system, horrible handling and no safety, handling or traction
improvement features whatsoever) could beat The Giant Killer, a
purpose-built racing machine... then when you finally had the concept
of Power:Weight Ratio pounded through your thick skull and it sank in
that my machine had twice the power to weight of your own (meaning
you'd get left in the dust every single time we raced), you started
backpedaling.
Having been beaten into retreat because all you can afford are shitty
ancient cars that can barely stumble out of their own way, you started
harping on the picture I'd posted in response to your story about "the
one who got away", your lost love.
And you immediately launched into a months-long tirade about how your
lost love actually had balls... because you just can't help but out
the fact that you're a bag-licking boner huffing poof.
Then you ran away. Again. Because you're a coward like that.
<snicker>
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And we can see that you've recently redoubled your effort of insisting
that your "one who got away" had a "gaping asshole and balls"
(Chimpy's words) and a "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words)... so
apparently you've not swished out of your closet with quite enough
sparkle and glitter to satisfy the drama queer in you, and you're now
attempting to attention whore your coming out by coming out *again*.
As big a drama queer poof as you are, I'm surprised your closet door
isn't a rotating door spinning at 500 RPM. LOL
Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
Muahahaha, etc.
<snicker>
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."
In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
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In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
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In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
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In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
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In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
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In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
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Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
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Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
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Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <***@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$***@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$***@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$***@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Xanax
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MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
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MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <***@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
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MID: <l5kd53$8kd$***@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
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MID: <larrim$lft$***@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
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Alprazolam
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Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
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Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
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"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"
Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
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"Diddle me!"
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"Trojans are a condiment."
Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
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"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."
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"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"
Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
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"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."
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"Best you keester a kielbasa."
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"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"
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"If you see a dick, suck it."
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"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."
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"Pump a rump."
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"You gerbils are always in the dark."
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"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"
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"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."
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"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."
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"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."
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To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL
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"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL
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"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL
Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
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What a FAG!
Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
<snicker>
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