Meeting Scientific Critterier In A Death Match - Re:
Do people actually still advocate the Koehler method?
HOWEDY lt. joel,
Wayne,
The short answer is yes.
The even shorter answer is to not answer at all, lt. joel.
Door barging can be prevented by teaching your dog
to sit and heel through the door.
Yeah? What happens when you remove the leash? HOWE
long does it take to train a dog not to barge through
a door when you're not walking IT on a leash?
Takes my students maybe twenty minutes to train a
GREEN dog not to go through a doorway. ANY doorway,
lt. joel. Or not to do ANYTHING else... it's all the
same same, lt. joel. That is, if you know HOWE to
train a dog, lt. joel.
Make sure you manage your dog so he never has the
opportunity to run through the door off leash.
You mean, AVOID the door barging...
If he does: getting outside, running around, having his owner
chase him, etc. can all be tremendous rewards.
You worry about "self rewarding behaviors" because you
got no MOORE effective REWARDS than your measley
treats, lt. joel.
Perhaps THAT'S HOWE COME for the dog, getting loose is
MOORE rewarding than staying in his HOWES? The dog KNOWS
you're gonna BRIBE him to come back.
That in itself is enough REWARD to train the dog
to RUN AWAY so you can catch him and offer your
REWARD for gettin him back. If he's HUNGRY, that is.
Acts that result in big rewards are hard to change.
Is that so, lt. joel? You think BONANZA rewards are
valued MOORE than chintzy rewards, like "GOOD BOY?"
Management is the first step.
You mean AVOID the problem, lt. joel.
If you train your dog in a positive reinforcement method
Positive reinforcement, lt. joel?
You mean FOOD BRIBES, lt. joel.
(lure&reward, clicker, SOAR),
BWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I've never bribed nobody,
lt. joel. I figger if I can't convince them,
then I got to get the heel outta there... or fight.
That's HOWE COME we're here, lt. joel. I can't
convince our EXPERTS that bribing and choking
and shocking dogs is DEAD WRONG.
So, since I'm not fixin to throw nobody no bones,
and since I'm not fixin to get the heel outta here,
we got to discuss the issues.
Seein as I'm the only one willing to reply to the
ISSUES, you got your choice, to either FIGHT,
or get the heel outta here.
Stick around, lt. joel. You're on the spot now.
Runnin will only prove The Puppy Wizard's case.
You can't avoid this DISCUSSION, lt. joel. At
least, you can't avoid this discussion without
making your place in the HISTORY of INCOMPETENT
DOUBLE TALKING DOG ABUSING THUG COWARD TRAINERS,
lt. joel.
You ain't like our captain hagartey's and uncle matty's
and janet boss'es and booby maida's, are you, lt. joel?
You're a EXPERT PET PROFESIONAL. Let's TALK dog trainin.
you develope a relationship with your dog that makes
it likely he will be more interested it looking to you
for rewards
Like GOOD BOY, lt. joel? No. You mean BRIBES, like pieces
of cheese and liver, the same kind of crap the dog will
find in any garbage can he passes? Perhaps THAT'S HOWE
COME you're worried about the self rewarding behavior
of ESCAPE, lt. joel?
HOWE COME a dog would WANT to RUN AWAY from his pack,
lt. joel? Would it be to find BETTER TREATS? No, lt.
joel, it's to find BETTER OWNERS.
Dogs run away from their HOWESES for the same reasons
children run away from their HOWESES, lt. joel.
rather than the environment.
Bribing dogs makes them greedy and usurps the trainer's
authority and lower's the dog's esteem for his trainer.
Relationship is the next step.
A relationship based on bribery and restriction?
And of course teaching your dog using a positive method
is the education your dog needs,
Oh, INDEEDY! We all KNOW that, lt. joel. Ask our good
professor " 'almost always TRY to use positive reinforcement'
SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM 'NO!' into its face for 5 seconds"
dermer.
HOWES my punctuation, professor?
you need and Koehler trainers need to see. Education!
INDEED? We'll see. You an me, lt. joel. Let's SEE HOWE
advanced your training methods are, lt. joel. I'll grant
you all the courtesy, bandwidth, and resources, of Your
Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method forum.
You got the floor, lt. joel.
You can find more about the MRE System (Management,
Relationship and Education) in both of my books listed below.
Mrs. Puppy Wizard is on her way to the library. I'm SHORE
we'll have PLENTY to DISCUSS once I've got your text in
front of me.
Meanwhile, I've done a little research on YOUR methods
and articles on the web, and WE are DISCUSSING them now,
on account of YOU refused to reply to my initial posts
CONDEMNING your methods and EXPOSING you as an incompetent
blowhard, lt. joel.
Prove Your Puppy Wizard wrong, and join him in the
fight to put our incompetent, vicious, dog trainers
like uncle matty and booby maida and captain haggerty
and john richardson and janet boss and the rest of our
Gang Of Lyin Dog Abusing Thug Cowards the heel outta
this business.
There's no compromise, lt. joel. Your methods will
prove themselves right here, or be exposed as ineffective
and problematical, as we've just done with your puppy
mouthing bullshit.
We're not gonna settle for half assed advice and compromise.
best,
Lt. Joel Walton, CPDT
http://www.joelwalton.com
Walton Family Dog Training LLC
aggressive behavior cases Washington DC area
author of: Positive Puppy Training Works
Labrador Retrievers for Dummies
That's real impressive, lt. joel. On your website I noticed
you've had a seminar with one or our world leaders in
child and dog rearing, our own beloved harold hanson.
See my post "Meeting Scientific Critterier In A Death Match."
There's NO escape from Your Puppy Wizard, lt. joel. Your
Puppy Wizard is going to hound our EXPERTS right straight
to the gates of heel and leave them behind under the watchful
eye of a FREE WWW Wits' End Trained Guard Dog.
Here's your LIST OF EQUIPMENT from your renowned
CPDT / APDTA doubletalkers:
V. EQUIPMENT
A. Basic Training Equipment (Purpose, Safety and Fit)
1. Buckle collar
2. Halter
3. Slip and limited collars (choke chain, Martingale, snap chokes)
4. Pinch/prong collar
5. Harness
6. Fixed length leash
7. Long line
8. Retractable leash
9. Clicker
B. Ancillary Equipment (Purpose and Safety)
1. Bark collar (shock, citronella, sound)
2. Containment system (shock, citronella, sound)
3. Remote collar (shock, citronella, sound)
Sounds like you sorry bastards have done gone an shot
yourself in the goddamned foot right outta the gate,
eh lt. joel? Tough break. Better LUCK next time.
Nuff said about your sorry apdt Thug Coward pals.
Pulling on leash
Takes my FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual
students MINUTES to train a dog not to pull, without
choking or bribing them:
On Fri, 01 Nov 2002 14:42:33 -0600, "Greg M. Silverman"
You are so full of shit!!
ENJOY YOUR PROBLEMS!!!
Hey, Mr. Wizard, or Alchemist or whatever your alias
of the day is, have to say that our dog heels much
better than she did. This is after reading and
implementing the bit in your "Wits End" treatise.
And she's a royal nutter (but then again, aren't
they all?).
Cheers!
Greg--
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Pulling on leash is caused by mishandling...
Many dogs pull on leash.
INDEED?
Solution: Teach the dog to walk on a loose leash.
Shazam?
Really, lt. joel? You gonna discuss trainin with Your Puppy
Wizard?
Pulling on leash is a long-established problem.
Not for Your Puppy Wizard, it ain't. Your Puppy Wizard
raises Danes and English Mastiffs. There's no pullin them
dogs. So we don't pull, neither does the dog.
Many dogs pull on leash.
Only because the handler is mishandling the dog and leash.
Many trainers have lots of great ways of teaching dogs
not to pull on leash.
INDEED???
Is that so, lt. joel? Your assosciation recommends pronged spiked
pinch choke collars, GL neck breakers, and shock and aversive
spray devices, lt. joel. That's just part of the necessary
equipment
for professional humane dog trainers, according to the website for
your apdt CPDT whatever bullshit certification you're sellin.
Bye the bye, lt. joel. We didn't notice any of YOUR books
on the recommended CPDT bullshit site list of recommended
reading. Perhaps your work is so STELLAR, they're waitin
for their pubic to get over the rush before adopting
your expert techniques and promoting it to the whole
wide world, lt. joel?
Some dogs persist in pulling on leash after we have exhausted
the positive methods of teaching dogs not to pull.
Is that so, lt. joel? Sounds to me like your positive methods
are INEFFECTIVE, lt. joel, or you wouldn't NEED to rely on
MOORE INEFFECTIVE methods.
Listed below are the many ways that Joel Walton recommends
you teach your dog to walk on a loose leash.
Well, la, di, da! Well see exactly HOWE excellent our lt. joel's
methods really are, and we'll DISS-CUSS them, eh lt. joel?
(NOTE: Please carefully read and implement all of the positive
methods before you attempt to use the Leash Belt Technique
which I introduced to dog trainers on July 9th 2002.
Gee, ain't it too bad I missed that auspicious occasion?
We could have put this bullshit to rest right then and there.
Perhaps you'll invite me to your next seminar in the central
FL vicinity?
Or perhaps I'll make a point to come visit one of your
seminars as a eager student? I'm all ears, of course,
lt. joel. Just please, no pinching.
To the best of Joel's knowledge,
We're about to put that to a TEST, lt. joel. Aren't we.
he developed this technique.
That so?
He has been using this on many dogs for the last couple of
years.
If the method isn't in your FREE copy of my FREE Wits' End
Dog Training Method manual, the method is probably PROBLEMATICAL.
Update 8/31/2002: Frances Dauster, CPDT referred
me to Urban Dog by Cis Frankel which has a great
picture of a leash used in the manner I recommend
on page 87.
Of course, there's only one right way to handle a lead.
Perhaps we'll get to review your methods when Mrs.
Puppy Wizard returns with your excellent book, which
Your Puppy Wizard will review and serve to our dog
loving communtiy with appropriate modifications, warnings,
reprimands, or praise, should we find ANYTHING of value.
Stick around, lt. joel.
Thanks Frances! (Note added July 29th: For pet owners: I
submitted this information to 700 plus dog trainers and so
far have found a few trainers who have been using a leash in
this manner.
IMAGINE?
I have not had any negative comments towards this use of
the leash (Altho, I suspect there will be some (smile)).
Perhaps. Perhaps we'll address your methods, and THEN,
I'll adjust your smile? Or I'll smile with you. Wouldn't
THAT be NICE, lt. joel? That could happen if you do not
use or recommend any fear, force, confrontation, or punishment.
For pet dog trainers: Please feel free to send me any
reference to this technique in a published book or published
on a website before July 9th 2002.
As stated. If it's not in your FREE copy of my FREE Wits'
End Dog Training method manual, it's probably problematical.
I agree with Dr Ian Dunbar
With all due respect, dr dunbar only knows HOWE
to bribe dogs. He's an incompetent BLOWHARD,
like you, lt. joel.
when he says 'there is nothing new under the sun'.
That so? I think we'll be finding a whole bunch of NEW
DOG TRANIERS once I give this industry a good enema...
As noted above,
Cleanliness is next to G-dliness, ain't it, lt. joel?
this technique is described and illustrated in The
Urban Dog by Cis Frankel. The purpose of this article
is to help pet dog owners with their dogs that are
pulling on leash. Please feel free to carefully
use this technique if you think it will help your
student/client.)
If you need to learn how to use any of the following four
methods, please read Positive Puppy Training Works by
Joel Walton (available from JoelWalton. com and
knowledgeable purveyors of positive puppy dog
training books).
WE'LL SEE, lt. joel. I wouldn't be in such a hurry, was I you.
1. The Simply Observe And Reward (SOAR) Method.
Walk your dog on a six-foot leash in your yard or another
area with minimal
Firstly, lt. joel, it sez in your FREE copy of my FREE Wits'
End Dog Training Method manual that we're not to train
our dogs extensively in their backyard, for several reasons.
Chief concern, dogs don't LIKE working in their play area,
lt. joel. It frustrates and makes them ANGRY, and CAUSES BEHAVIOR
PROBLEMS, including AGGRESSION.
distractions.
Distractions are not to be avoided, lt. joel. Distractions
HELP the dog LEARN by maximizing their brain activity.
Whenever your puppy dog is next to you, reach down and
give her one piece of her dry kibble.
Instead of just giving priase...
2. The Zen Method. If the leash is loose, walk. If the
leash is tight, become a tree.
No lt. joel. That's the dr dunbar's method, and it don't work
no better than the rest of his and your BULLSHIT methods, lt.
joel.
3. The Simply Train And Reward (STAR) Method.
You mean bribe the dog, lt. joel.
Let's talk about REWARDS, lt. joel? HOWE can you
reward a behavior AFTER the fact, lt. joel? If you
can't PUNISH a behavior unless CAUGHT IN THE ACT,
HOWE can you justify rewarding a behavior AFTER
THE FACT, lt. joel?
You think dogs work for CREDIT???
You care to DISS-CUSS your REWARDS method, lt. joel,
with Your Puppy Wizard? HARDLY. You'd be proven DEAD
WRONG.
Now that we got THAT straight, the rest of this article
With your puppy dog sitting in the heel position (on your
left side with her collar next to the seam in your pants),
say: "Billie, heel." Step off on your left foot and reach
down with your left hand and give her one piece of dry
kibble,
Youi mean her regular dog food? Your Puppy Wizard doesn't
recommend regular dog food, lt. joel. And Your Puppy Wizard
never gives treats as bribes.
after you say "good heel."
You mean AFTER THE FACT, lt. joe.? Care to disccuss
TIMING? Your Puppy Wizard insists REWARDS are to
be given for THOUGHTS, IN ADVANCE of the behavior,
as the dog is THINKING about the command, lt. joel.
PERHAPS THAT'S HOWE COME "Pulling on leash is a
long-established problem?"
Continue to build up distance and add turns as she
improves in her ability to heel next to you.
So long as you got a handful of kibble. HOWE does
the handler jerk the leash if he's got a handfull of cookies?
(NOTE: After many years of experimenting with
loose-leash walking,
Ain't it about time you stop EXPERIMENTING and just
LEARN HOWE to TRAIN a dog without fear force
intimidation confinement and bribery?
it is apparent that having the dog heel is a great way
to prevent pulling on leash!)
That so? Shazam? Just like that? "Heeling is a great
way to prevent pulling on leash?" IMAGINE?
What happens if you run outta treats or pass a
nice smelly garbage can, lt. joel? You got BONANZA
treats?
Suppose a kid walks by eatin a weenie? Is the dog gonna
go off to heel with a stranger holdin his weenie?
4. The Clicker Method. If you do not achieve results soon
enough with the first three methods
Certainly there's no reason HOWE COME clicker training
won't work. IF it's used puperly.
or if you are an experienced clicker trainer,
Would a experienced clicker trainer be having difficulty
training the dog to heel using the clicker method, lt.
joel???
That doesn't sound CONSISTENT with SCIENTIFIC METHODS,
lt. joel. Does it? Of curse not! Therefore, if someone
is using the clicker method and are unable to train the
dog to heel, the METHOD MUST BE BEING USED INCORRECTLY.
Wouldn't it make MOORE sense to TROUBLESHOOT
the METHOD, than GIVE UP the SCIENTIFIC METHOD
because YOU FAILED IT by not following all of the protocol
correctly?
do the following: a. Use the SOAR method, clicking when
your puppy dog is in the heel position and rewarding with
one piece of dry kibble. b. Use the STAR method, replacing
the "good heel" with a click. NOTE: Many dogs seem to
respond to the unique sound of the clicker after not responding
to verbal requests and verbal praise.
Yeah? That's on account of our CLICKEROO'S rely on BRIBERY.
Perhaps THAT'S the fly in the clickeroo's ointiment, lt. joel?
The clicker method is only reliable if we can control
the entire environment and withold food... That's the
goddamned clicker method, lt. joel...
5. Leash Belt Technique. With your puppy dog sitting on your
left side, attach your six-foot leash to your puppy dog's
buckle
collar, placing the end of the leash around your dog's middle
and then gently pulling the end of the leash through the leash
loop you have created. Start using the four methods above to
teach your puppy dog. It is important to understand that the
Leash Belt Technique is to prevent your dog from pulling so
hard that you are pulled down.
You mean like when you're training a really big dog you
can't force using just jerking and pulling its pronged
spiked pinch choke collar or GL neck twister, lt. joel?
It does NOT take the place of training.
Oh. O.K. We'll just SKIP it then?
My experience over the past couple of years is that dog's
that pull hard, do not pull as hard when they have the leash
around their middle.
Is that so? HOWE COME, lt. joel? Is that on account of
it's UNCOMFORTABLE, lt. joel? Your Puppy Wizard cannot
condone the use of fear force or intimidation, lt. joel,
on account of THAT'S HOWE COME you can't EFFECTIVELY
train a dog, lt. joel.
This is a management technique
By "MANAGEMENT," you mean FORCED CONTROL,
AVOIDANCE, and CONFINEMENT, not training,
not science, not nuthin but FEAR and INCOMPTENCE.
And DOUBLETALK.
that may also have some benefit in teaching the dog that
loose-leash walking works best!
You mean it teaches dogs the being UNCOMFORTABLE
is not preferable to NOT being made uncomfortable by
the trainer?
IOW, you HURT the dog if IT tries to move away from you.
And you REWARD IT if IT doesn't get hurt or when it
STOPS HURTING ITSELF???
That's the SECRET, ain't it, lt. joel? That the dog
HURT HISSELF, not YOU hurtin IT.
If your dog pulls very hard, stop using the Leash
Belt Technique!
Catch22, eh lt. joel? What's next? You COULD just get the
heel outta this business like the rest of your pals are
fixin to do... on account of they're INCOMPETENT DOUBLE
TALKIN FRAUDS, like yourself, lt. joel.
The idea is not to create pain or discomfort.
Right. What's the leash doin around the dog's middle?
Because your dog is feeling something unique,
Like diddler's kat gettin his intestines run through
a baited snare noose the size of a dime, lt. joel?
she will stop pulling long enough for her to realize that
you are very rewarding when she is on a loose leash.
I think I UNDERSTAND, lt. joel. Care to GO OVER THIS
AGAIN, REAL CAREFUL, just to make SHORE I got your
number?
Please consult your veterinarian before using this technique
so that you are sure that you will cause no harm.
That so? Let's just DISS-CUSS your METHOD in DETAIL,
and we'll OBVIATE the NEED to have the dog physically
examined before continuing the lt. joel walton family
of GENTLE training techniques?
Copyright July 2002 Walton Family Dog Training LLC
BWWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Subject: Relationship Of Behavior Problems
HOWEDY People,
If [one] gets the dog to open his mouth by itself it is
not forcing the dog [...]?
Selective editing, because I'm not at all interested in
the "win- lose game" aspect you keep belabouring: This
part caught my eye.
I have not been able to follow this entire thread, but I
would like to comment on the "force" issue. As a
behaviorist, I don't believe that there is "free will" or
"choice" which determines behavior. From my philosophical
standpoint all behavior is forced or determined.
In some cases the force is quite clear as when presenting an
eliciting stimulus which immediately elicits a response
(such as shining a light into a mammal's eye and the pupil
contracts) and in other cases the force is quite obscure (as
when your dog gets up off the floor, jumps on the couch, and
settles at your side).
In the method I posted for training a retrieve, it is true
that I opened my dog's mouth and I understand why compared
to other methods, like the one that accompanied my post by
Diane Blackman, people could describe what I did as using
force. But again, from my standpoint, all behavior is
forced; from my standpoint volition is an illusion. As
Cindy, cogently noted above, "force" is a difficult concept
to address.
Well, we'll just FIX that, professor.
My point here is that any such discussion involves deep
philosophical and religious issues.
BWWWAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAA!!!
1) effectiveness--does it work?
2) efficiency--does it work quickly and with minimal
resources?
3) relationship--does it strengthen or weaken the extent
our
pet/friends will bond with us? [That's
why we try to almost always use positive
reinforcement rather than punishement.]
Jerry, the Merchant of the Magic Box, always considers 3)
whereas we sceptics always consider 1) and 2). ;-)
--Marshall
O.K. doc, grab a ringside seat and have some cotton candy to
enjoy, while watching the death-defying high wire act,
performed without a safety net...
Let's have a go at it, shall we? I'm going to explain a couple
of things to you that I'd kind of like you to keep in mind,
even though you probably won't understand what it is that I'm
saying. Otherwise, you'd have understood by now. Ferstaisch?
It would have been obvious to you, had you read my manual.
Your words, doc: "Jerry, the Merchant of the Magic Box,
always considers 3)"relationship--does it strengthen or
weaken the extent our pet/friends will bond with us?
[That's why we try to almost always use positive
reinforcement rather than punishement.]
This con man is so smart, he's going to put himself out of
business, by giving away free training information that will
obviate the need for his machine and cost him sales, in many
cases. Good competition is good for business, so why not
compete with my own interests? I'd have a hard time finding a
more worthy adversary. Wouldn't you agree? The motivation for
such a poor business decision isn't sheer stupidity, doc, it
is indeed, number three.
As a simple uneducated professional dog trainer, doc, I'm very
aware of the urgent need to bring harmony to dog's and their
people's lives.
I realize the need for people to improve the quality
of their FAMILIES and their dogs' lives, through
learning proper handling and training techniques.
Dogs' lives are at stake here, doc... As a professional
dog trainer, doc, I don't settle for second rate advice
for my dogs or my students. There is no excuse for
anything less than excellence in one's field, especially
my fields of expertise... Wouldn't you agree professor?
1) effectiveness--does it work?
The methods in my manual doc, are scientifically and
psychologically based. The techniques are precise,
and the results are repeatable consistently, on any dog,
even wolves.
The effects happen almost instantly, certainly within three or
four repetitions, if done correctly. Many other animals can be
handled the same way (my rats would come when called, and no,
I didn't use food bribes on them either), all you gotta do is
be bright enough, observant enough, and be accurate in your
timing, to use the tools properly. A five year old child could
do it, with a little help from mommy.
You'd have been able to learn a lot from reading my text, doc.
You would have learned by now (after wasting eight months),
that the Wits' End Dog Training Method has as much to do with
family, as it does with training dogs.
There is little difference between properly raising a child,
and properly raising a dog. The ideology taught in the manual
applies to your kids, your wife, and anybody important in your
life. The concepts of respect and consideration as taught in
my manual, will have significant inferences on the way we
raise our children, work, think, live, govern ourselves, and
will positively impact our society and eventually the entire
world.
The FREE Wits' End Method is not just a HOWE to manual,
it was written to make you THINK! Think about what you are
doing with your dogs, kids, mates, employers, employees,
co-workers, neighbors, government, and the entire world.
2) efficiency--does it work quickly and with minimal
resources?
Even better than that, doc. It' FREE! And no other method
works as quickly and effortlessly. HOWE COME I don't just sit
down, write a book and send it out to an editor, and put in
some old photos, and sell it and get fat?
For one thing, doc, I don't need to get fat. My machine will
make me fatter than you could ever conceive of. The
information in my manual is unsurpassed, and cannot wait for
me to polish it up and do it up so you can say it looks pretty
and reads like Louisa May Alcott wrote it. All the information
is in there, it's solid and vital, and timely...
3) relationship--does it strengthen or weaken the extent our
pet/friends will bond with us? [That's why
we try to almost always use positive
reinforcement rather than punishement.]
Number three, (of course?), needs no further explanation, doc,
cause you already agree that it is important. That's where you
are dead wrong, once again, doc. Just because you agree with
the point, does not mean you understand HOWE COME and HOWE
important it IS.
You still qualify "always use positive reinforcement," by
preceding it with "try to almost." That's because of your
limited appreciation and tremendous misunderstanding of what
is really happening. You are like a recalcitrant little child,
doc. That's HOWE COME I'm here, and you're there.
And that's HOWE COME you got to get the heel outta here, you
and your Gang Of Lying Dog Abusing Thug Cowards.
Here's what you fail to understand. The fundamentals of
properly handling and training a dog are not whether we can
make the dog stop jumping, or teach him to heel. The first
point that must be considered is the holistic concept, does
the dog want to work with us.
HOWE COME does he want to work?
He must want to work because he enjoys your company, because of
the quality of the bond you've formed, because
YOU asked him.
What is MOST IMPORTANT, is what we need to
accomplish in the big picture, not the micro aspects
of stopping the dog from peeing on the floor.
You people get so goal oriented, you focus on the pp on the
floor, instead of trying to address the true reason the pp is
there. When you do try to figure it out, you only go one level
up: too much water, didn't walk him in time, never thinking
about what may really be causing the problem. Or, you go one
level down: should have crated him, should have kept him
restricted, should have walked him every hour.
You're missing the boat.
Usually stress and anxiety, and negative attention getting
devices, are the cause. The reason they exist in the dog, is
primarily mishandling and miscommunication, and lack of
patience, anger, and frustration, and the negative methods of
communication you all endorse and use, even ever so slightly.
I've been hurt more from a harsh word from a lover, that from
any man or beast who has ever thumped me.
Sure, I get lots of people that ask me, "Jerry, HOWE COME
you won't just tell me HOWE to get my dog not to pee on the
floor?
My answer is inspired, and won't allow me to bastardize it to
make life simple for someone who will otherwise never learn
the difference between right and wrong in the handling and
management of their dogs.
This kind of people, good people just like yourself, doc,
will never develop their necessary and proper potential as
appropriate dog owners and trainers, until they are taught
the very basics of proper handling, to effect the macro of
their relationship with their dog. I'll be dealing with this
in the retrieve thread, so be there, or be square...
I could give tips all day long to help solve behavior
problems. That will put a finger in the dike, but other
problems will keep popping up in their place, because the dog
never quite learns, because he's dealing with freaking morons
like you, doc.
It seems that when you got to the point in my manual where I
criticized the universities and behaviorists for having failed
us, and paraphrased the following quote, is when I lost you.
Not surprising, doc. That's exactly HOWE COME it was there, to
separate the wheat from the chaff in this dog behavior news
group.
I wrote the entire manual specifically for this group, because
of the desperate need for decent dog training information that
was previously nonexistent here.
I've been around these guys patching up their wounded dogs all
my life, doc, and I'm sick of it. That's HOWE COME I'm here,
to facilitate some long overdue changes in the dog training
industry. Training the dogs here is secondary to solving the
problem of HOWE COME we have problem dogs.
That reason is almost exclusively: rotten training methods
used by incompetent trainers and dog abusing descartean
university trained behaviorists like professor SCRUFF
SHAKE;
"At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
then you will have achieved too things.
First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.
How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
biting.
**********IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?************
When our dog was a puppy, "No" came before mild
forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).
"No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works," marshall
dermer, professor of ANAL-ytic behaivorISM at UofWI.
That's HOWE COME your dog has OCD behaviors
and is deathly ill from The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.
You have been tested, doc. And you have failed miserably, doc,
as did most of the other regular posters here. It's time to do
or die. Dog's lives depend on it. You are either part of the
problem, or part of the solution. Your bloomers are showing,
doc... Here's the words you fear, doc, read 'em an' weep:
"I know that most men, including those at ease with problems
of the greatest complexity, can seldom accept even the
simplest and most obvious truth if it would oblige them to
admit the falsity of conclusions which they have delighted in
explaining to colleagues, proudly taught to others, and which
they have woven, thread by thread, into the fabric of their
lives."
Leo Tolstoy
Here's another quote, doc: "Dogs do in a way, wear their
hearts on their sleeves, so that only a scientist could
misunderstand their true feelings." Nick Dodman DVM, author
Dogs Behaving Badly.
And next? BOBO The Harlequin! Revv up the tiny but spectacular
clown car, Bring on the clowns! It ain't over
till the Fat Lady sings, and she's up right after the clowns!
Here's the lowdown on our ''EXPERTS,'' the LIARS and
Nope. That "beating dogs with sticks" things is
something you twisted out of context, because you
are full of bizarro manure.
LIAR. I'll just copy a direct quote or two or three or
four or five or six... HOWE many direct quotes would
you like???
Amy lyingfrosty dahl LIES with a straight face and
says:
"I don't beat dogs, twist ears, or pinch toes. For the
benefit of anyone who is in doubt, and who chooses
not to read the article (SHE'D REALLY LIKE IT IF
YOU DON'T READ IT!), there is NO mention in it of
"twisting ears (INDEED, SHE PINCHES THEM WITH
SPIKES).
I would never slap a dog (SHE TEACHES PEOPLE TO
BEAT DOGS WITH STICKS TO MOTIVATE THEM).
I would never advise anyone to slap a dog
(SHE'S A PROVEN LIAR AND DOG ABUSER, do you
expect her to ADMIT THE TRUTH???).
I do not believe there is a single circumstance, ever,
where slapping a dog is anything but destructive."
RIGHT. She PINCHES, not twists... and chin cuff
doesn't mean hit, it means slap. amy lyingfrosty dahl
continues:
"Get a stick 30- or 40-inches long. You can have a
helper wield the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher, less
tractable dogs may require you to progress to striking
them more sharply.
With your hand on the collar and ear, say, 'fetch.'
Immediately tap the dog on the hindquarters with the
stick. Repeat "fetch" and pinch the ear all the way to
the dummy.
Repeat, varying how hard you hit the dog,
Now you are ready to progress to what most people think of
as force-fetching: the ear pinch.
Make the dog's need to stop the pinching so urgent
that resisting your will fades in importance.
but will squeal, thrash around, and direct their
efforts to escaping the ear pinch
You can press the dog's ear with a shotshell instead
of your thumb;
even get a studded collar and pinch the ear against
that
Say "fetch" while pressing the dummy against its lips
and pinching its ear.
if the dog still does not open its mouth, get out the
shotshell.
Try pinching the ear between the metal casing and
the collar, even the buckle on the collar. Persist!
Eventually, the dog will give in"
AND HERE'S THE REST OF THE ROUNDUP, the
posters our own respected lyingdoc doermer,
assholeciate professor of behavior at U of Wisc., who
RECENTLY endorsed the koehler method:
Diane Blackman,
Yes, diane... She's as confused and deceitful as they
come. She knits cover-ups for pronged choke collars
so she can train dogs illegally on akc showgrounds,
and so that people won't SEE the prongs and think
the less of her... She twists words better than you
can, BECAUSE SHE HASN'T GOT BAGGED FOR
LYING, LIKE lyingdoc dermer DID.
She's got a dog who's been a chronic puller for five
years, and she day boards her dogs because she can't
trust them at home alone.
Her links page has lots of lousy advice, but diane
won't edit the lousy ones that teach HURTING dogs,
because she says she doesn't know enough about
training to discern good from bad information...
Whaddaya thaink of that?
Janet Boss,
Jerks dogs around on pronged collars to make them
friendly. She's as incompetent a creature as G-D
could possibly create. I'll be throwing THAT in HIS
face when I get there... She has no business telling
people to kill their dogs because their only option is
to jerk the dog around and keep him confined for
the rest of his life.
See the thread ''interested in hearing'' and you'll see for
yourself HOWE you bums mishandle and kill dogs
because you don't have any IDEAS, and can't outwit a
puppydog...
Take a look at the thread "interested in hearing" where your
pal janet boss overlooks TWO SHOCK
CONTAINMENT DEVICES, and tells the people to jerk
and choke the dog on a pronged choke collar, and
lock the dog up at any time he can't be jerked and
choked....
The consensus of opinion of our "EXPERTS" here was
to KILL THE DOG TO BE FAIR.
Susan Fraser,
susan twists and pinches ears and toes and shocks
and chokes dogs on pronged choke collars. But she
doesn't hurt them.
Avrama Gingold,
Our Professora... She got her damned teeth knocked
down her throat when her dog finally figured out
HOWE to hurt her back, and make it look like an
accident. That's called allelomimetic behavior.
avrama had a habit of jerking him to make him heel
or come, but always made it look like the dog did it to
himself.
Dogs are smart. Don't take my word for it, that's in
the Wits' End Dog Training Method manual.
Lynn Kosmakos,
Our pathological liar? She jerks and chokes and
hangs dogs according to the koehler method. She
justifies force because there are so many dogs to
HELP and such little time to HELP them all, at the shelter
she kills dogs at.
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.
A CORRECTION? You're going to JERK and CHOKE
the dog out of being AFRAID... that's CORRECTION?
lyinlynn says: "I LOVE KOEHLER," and in the next
breath denies being a 'koehler trainer.' Is that because she
ALSO shocks dogs, and koehler never had a shock collar?
Pity that he was born too late to benefit from such a wondrous
teaching tool, ISN'T it???
BESIDES, WHAT'S SO WRONG being a koehelr
trainer, THAT lyinglynn AND CINDYMORON BOTH
DENY USING THE KOEHLER METHODS THEY USE and TEACH???
Or is it just that lying is in vogue???
Bob Maida,
What advice? "Don't let him do that?" Killfiles is all he
writes about. He can't talk dog training because he is
a violent dog trainer. If he opens his yap, I shove his
foot in it for him and hammer on top of his head till
he's craping toenails... He's no dog trainer.
He said he recommends cindymoron's Website to his
''students'' and they tell him HOWE much they've
benefited from it... cindymron's site has instructions
for sticking your fingers down puppies throats to
choke them out of mouthing, kneeing the dog in the chest,
shocking, throwing the dog down by his ears
and climbing on him like a wild animal, pinching and
twisting ears, choking, jerking, and sticking dog's heads
under water you've filled into a hole he's dug to break dogs
of digging.
I guess boob's student's only learned the jerking and
choking from him...
Your pal boob had been begging his ''teacher'' cap'n
fagotty to debate me here, and smarten me up. He
sent his little girl to write me a threatening letter
saying she'd sue me if I told the truth here...
Then, your pal boob suggested there would be a
motorcycle gang paying me a little visit... Do you ride,
lyindoc? I may be able to get you a good deal on some
dead bikers machines.
Cindy Tittle Moore,
A true sadist. She gets pleasure for dominating and
hurting dogs. Read her forced fetch page, that will
show you HOWE excited she gets just at the thought
of hurting dogs.
Did you see my STAY-OUT-OF-JAIL CHALLENGE to
cindymoron? Here's the deal... We get her to force
fetch train three dogs in front of a childs playground,
and I'll train three protection dogs in the same site,
and we'll see who the children are disturbed by, and
who the parents are going to call the cops on... And
then I'll show up as expert witness for the
prosecution, and we'll demonstrate her forced fetch
in front of a criminal judge and jury...
HOWE'S that for a FAIR TEST???
Denna Pace,
Says she sees a lot of value in koehler... She's got
PLENTY of problems with her own dogs running away
and being disobedient.
John Richardson,
He only hurts dogs to save them from the needle.
He's as abusive and immature as they come. He's a
clone of dogman. The dogs he can't hurt into being
friendly, he KILLS in the shelter he HELPS in. Unlike
yourself, he's too stupid to be evil. He's just doing
what koehler taught him.
Ludwig Smith,
Another koehler trainer. He's too cowardly to come out and
say what he believes. He throws around lots of non advice,
and then tells us we can get more help in koehler's books.
He's got a link to cindymoron's page on his sig file...
and Terri Willis.
The psycho clown. She wants to hurt dogs because
she is compensating for her inferiority complex. She
WANTS TO HURT DOGS.
HOWE does varying HOWE you are HURTING the dog
make it more INTERESTING?
You can't do something that's WRONG, right, NO
MATTER HOWE hard you try. Dogs DIE because of
inappropriate handling and training techniques.
There is NEVER any need to jerk and choke and
shock or pinch and twist dog's body parts or beat
dogs with sticks to MOTIVATE them.
Your pal, Jerry "The PHONY," Howe,
The Puppy Wizard. <{}TPW ; ~ } >
Something else to take into account when weighing pros & cons
is that if the dog likes to bolt out open doors & fence
gates, an uncollared dog is often viewed, by both the public
& animal control, as a street walker/stray.
absolutely, which is why i'm still waffling. my dogs don't
bolt (and are good about "wait"ing), but they *do* tend to
lose their branes when they see critters.
Have you considered the breakaway collars? I have the fear
that my new
dog may bolt out of the door if we are not really careful (he
hasn't fully
learned his manners) and I also do not like leaving collars on
them when
they are out playing so I am ordering these collars and will use regular
collars for walks etc.
Therefore it *may* be more prone to someone taking the dog in
and never reporting it to the authorities.
yes, but after hearing people who *ought* to know better
support keeping loose dogs (both here and IRL), i'm pretty
pessimistic about the chances of someone finding my dog and
returning it, whether it's got ID or not.
so, i'm still waffling.
I live in an area where most ppl have dogs and a lot of them are left out
during the day in 4 ft. cyclone fences (old military town) and I can't
imagine keeping loose dogs. I have had over a dozen escapees
here in the
last year and I make the calls to owners ask about shot status
and keep them
until the owners can get here. There is nothing unusual about
dogs at large
here and I have only called AC once about a Chow mix that would not come to
me and jumps fences like they are not even there.
A loose dog does not mean an uncared for dog, don't these ppl consider how
they would feel if someone kept their pet?
Michelle