Post by Reverend Mother TuckerHomo sexual?!?!?! I ain't no homo sexual!
Yes you are. You fit all the typical criteria of the in-the-closet
homosexual who can't for the life of him accept the obvious truth and in
typical homophobia tries to strike out at everyone who is openly
homosexual, in the vain hope that this might somehow change what he himself
is.
(That is, if all your babble is NOT just part of a giant parody on
morontheism... in which case I have to say, basically well done, but far
too exaggerated now. Calm down and stop)
Post by Reverend Mother TuckerI've been married almost
five years and I'm about to give birth to my fifth precious baby!
Riiiight. And the earth is flat.
Post by Reverend Mother TuckerI'd
kill myself before I'd ever give in to no kinda sick lesbian urges.
UGGGHHH!
Of course you never would. You are male. And a never-grown-up male hiding in
momma's cellar, in all likelihood. Plus (I guess) a secret crossdresser,
hence your persistent claim to be female.
Post by Reverend Mother TuckerNo! I ain't no moron. I am a True Christian.
Like I said, a morontheist. Only willfully braindead morontheists even use
that term "True krystchen(TM)".
Post by Reverend Mother Tucker"Morontheist" is a
made up word anyways.
Of course, but it's time to make it part of the official dictionary. It fits
you all perfectly.
Post by Reverend Mother TuckerAlmighty God AIN'T no it. He is Our Father.
It is NOTHING. It does not exist. Get over it.
Post by Reverend Mother TuckerHe will judge you and
slam you down to eternal hell fire if'n you don't repent!
Riiiiiight. And I'm the emperor of China.
It is welcome to prove that to me anytime it wants to. Ooooh... nothing
happened, again. Well I have a suspicion why that is so...
Post by Reverend Mother TuckerThe proper word is just "pathetic". And you DARE to correct my
Mississippi Country English!
English is not MY native language, plus I do not use any external helps like
dictionaries or online translation pages. How about you?
Post by Reverend Mother TuckerNo! He performs wonders every day. He just gives us tasks to do
too.
So much for "our cult is not based on works" eh?
Post by Reverend Mother TuckerPost by Thurisaz, Germanic barbarianJudging from how powerful your fairy tale characters
There ain't NONE of them in the Holy Bible - which is a totally TRUE
record of actual events.
There is exactly as much evidence in support of your gawd, jebus and holy
spook (oh, and your saaataaan too - can't simply forget the fourth
imaginary gawd of the cult) as there is for Santa and the tooth fairy.
However, there's a mountain of evidence clearly hinting at your four gawds
being just cheap copies of the deities worshipped all around "christendom"
in those days.
If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck...
Post by Reverend Mother TuckerThere ain't NO kinda "babble" in the Holy Bible. The Bible is the
Word of God. One day you will stand before God's Great White Throne.
You should know it already morontheist. Empty threats do not impress me.
Post by Reverend Mother TuckerThe Bible will be opened before you and you will be JUDGED according
to its Holy Law's. Lessen you make some serious changes in your life
before then, you will be found wanting and cast down into the
Bottomless Pit!
Just for the fun of it... you admit then that your gawd is not
omnibenevolent, in other words, that all of you morontheists are lying to
all the world all the time.
Post by Reverend Mother TuckerPost by Thurisaz, Germanic barbarianthe only one worth dealing with must be saaataaan.
Obviously he's clearly superior to gawd
in every aspect.
Only a wicked person would ever reach that kinda conclusion.
If reading your book'o'bullshit with an open mind, without any external
pressure, is wicked... then yes, I guess I am a wicked person. Your
personal definitions, however, are irrelevant.
Post by Reverend Mother TuckerYou sure
fell easy for the devil's filthy lie's. You're in his trap now. The
end result is eternity in his fiery pit. Haw! Haw! Haw!
You wish... in your petty sadism.
Fortunately the game of life is not subtitled "make a wish", but "deal with
it".
You're gay. Your gawd does not exist.
Deal with it.
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus