Dicks.

[J***@.]

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Guys care about length, not gerth,
because they're selfish and SelfCentered.

One girl said she liked my "Statue of David" dick
( Jeff-Relf.Me/Statue.of.David.JPG ).

Another made flying motions, with her hand,
saying my dick was like "SuperMan" -- Motion matters.

"WikiPedia.ORG/wiki/Human_penis_size#Erect" says:

An Italian study of about 3,300 men published in
European Urology concluded that flaccid stretched
length was measured on average to about 12.5 cm ( 4.9 inches ).

An Indian study of 500 men ages 18 to 60 published in
the International Journal of Impotence Research found:

8.21 cm Flaccid -- I'm 6.4 cm, like the statue of David.
10.88 cm Stretched -- I'm 12.7 cm, 5 inches.
13.01 cm Erect.

P.S. I like _Natural_ boobs ( and faces ), YoYo or Pert:
Jeff-Relf.Me/YoYos.JPG
Jeff-Relf.Me/Pert.JPG

[benj]

Post by J***@.
Guys care about length, not gerth,
because they're selfish and SelfCentered.
One girl said she liked my "Statue of David" dick
( Jeff-Relf.Me/Statue.of.David.JPG ).
Another made flying motions, with her hand,
saying my dick was like "SuperMan" -- Motion matters.
An Italian study of about 3,300 men published in
European Urology concluded that flaccid stretched
length was measured on average to about 12.5 cm ( 4.9 inches ).
An Indian study of 500 men ages 18 to 60 published in
8.21 cm Flaccid -- I'm 6.4 cm, like the statue of David.
10.88 cm Stretched -- I'm 12.7 cm, 5 inches.
13.01 cm Erect.
Jeff-Relf.Me/YoYos.JPG
Jeff-Relf.Me/Pert.JPG

EW! Rolf! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

Cripes, can you imagine the images I conjure up thinking of you in the
basemen with some super ugly liberal babe out there on the left coast as
she calls your dick "superman"? Oh my!

I can feel my brain cells dying off without any help from drugs!

[Michael Moroney]

Post by benj
EW! Rolf! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
Cripes, can you imagine the images I conjure up thinking of you in the
basemen with some super ugly liberal babe out there on the left coast as
she calls your dick "superman"? Oh my!
I can feel my brain cells dying off without any help from drugs!

Rolf sounds exactly like a (virgin) teenaged boy, trying to sound cool to
his friends, or maybe deliberately said within earshot of the girl he
wants to impress but he winds up grossing her out instead.

[J***@.]

Post by Michael Moroney

Post by J***@.
One girl said she liked my "Statue of David" dick
( Jeff-Relf.Me/Statue.of.David.JPG ).
Another made flying motions, with her hand,
saying my dick was like "SuperMan" -- Motion matters.

Rolf sounds exactly like a (virgin) teenaged boy, trying to sound cool to
his friends, or maybe deliberately said within earshot of the girl he
wants to impress but he winds up grossing her out instead.

No, it was like this, I swear ( 86 Megs ):

Jeff-Relf.Me/Simply.The.Best--Schitts.Creek.s04e09.MP4

[Steve BH]

Post by J***@.

Post by Michael Moroney

Post by J***@.
One girl said she liked my "Statue of David" dick
( Jeff-Relf.Me/Statue.of.David.JPG ).
Another made flying motions, with her hand,
saying my dick was like "SuperMan" -- Motion matters.

Rolf sounds exactly like a (virgin) teenaged boy, trying to sound cool to
his friends, or maybe deliberately said within earshot of the girl he
wants to impress but he winds up grossing her out instead.

Jeff-Relf.Me/Simply.The.Best--Schitts.Creek.s04e09.MP4

Statue-of-David-Dick is actually a high-class insult. You missed it.

[J***@.]

Post by Steve BH

Post by J***@.
One girl said she liked my "Statue of David" dick
( Jeff-Relf.Me/Statue.of.David.JPG ).

Statue-of-David-Dick is actually a high-class insult.
You missed it.

I met her at a bar, when she first turned 21, 1989.
We lived together in a fancy apartment, on Queen Anne,
up the hill from the Pier 86 Grain Complex, Elliott Bay.

She was a culinary student, working for a fancy restaurant,
downtown Seattle, near Market Place; I ate good then.

At the time, I was ultra buff, low fat... like David.
She mentioned the statue --- not the dick --
with _great_ enthusiasm; she wasn't joking.

Her girl friends said I was too good looking.
I cheated on her; I was in high demand, then.

Men care about length, and women humor them;
in reality, they want normal dicks, like mine;
big, stretched out girls need girth, not length.

[Odd Bodkin]

Post by Michael Moroney

Post by benj
EW! Rolf! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
Cripes, can you imagine the images I conjure up thinking of you in the
basemen with some super ugly liberal babe out there on the left coast as
she calls your dick "superman"? Oh my!
I can feel my brain cells dying off without any help from drugs!

Rolf sounds exactly like a (virgin) teenaged boy, trying to sound cool to
his friends, or maybe deliberately said within earshot of the girl he
wants to impress but he winds up grossing her out instead.

He’s been living on the edge for too long. He insists he’s fine, just fine,
but the quiet sexual obsessions are showing the cracks in that pancake
makeup.

[Sergio]

Post by Odd Bodkin

Post by Michael Moroney

Post by benj
EW! Rolf! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
Cripes, can you imagine the images I conjure up thinking of you in the
basemen with some super ugly liberal babe out there on the left coast as
she calls your dick "superman"? Oh my!
I can feel my brain cells dying off without any help from drugs!

Rolf sounds exactly like a (virgin) teenaged boy, trying to sound cool to
his friends, or maybe deliberately said within earshot of the girl he
wants to impress but he winds up grossing her out instead.

He’s been living on the edge for too long. He insists he’s fine, just fine,
but the quiet sexual obsessions are showing the cracks in that pancake
makeup.

scary running into those people that have too much makeup on, with
cracks in it => sexual problems

[Steve BH]

Post by benj

Post by J***@.
Guys care about length, not gerth,
because they're selfish and SelfCentered.
One girl said she liked my "Statue of David" dick
( Jeff-Relf.Me/Statue.of.David.JPG ).
Another made flying motions, with her hand,
saying my dick was like "SuperMan" -- Motion matters.
An Italian study of about 3,300 men published in
European Urology concluded that flaccid stretched
length was measured on average to about 12.5 cm ( 4.9 inches ).
An Indian study of 500 men ages 18 to 60 published in
8.21 cm Flaccid -- I'm 6.4 cm, like the statue of David.
10.88 cm Stretched -- I'm 12.7 cm, 5 inches.
13.01 cm Erect.
Jeff-Relf.Me/YoYos.JPG
Jeff-Relf.Me/Pert.JPG

EW! Rolf! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
Cripes, can you imagine the images I conjure up thinking of you in the
basemen with some super ugly liberal babe out there on the left coast as
she calls your dick "superman"? Oh my!
I can feel my brain cells dying off without any help from drugs!

Welcome to normal aging, baby.

[reber G=emc^2]

Post by J***@.
Guys care about length, not gerth,
because they're selfish and SelfCentered.
One girl said she liked my "Statue of David" dick
( Jeff-Relf.Me/Statue.of.David.JPG ).
Another made flying motions, with her hand,
saying my dick was like "SuperMan" -- Motion matters.
An Italian study of about 3,300 men published in
European Urology concluded that flaccid stretched
length was measured on average to about 12.5 cm ( 4.9 inches ).
An Indian study of 500 men ages 18 to 60 published in
8.21 cm Flaccid -- I'm 6.4 cm, like the statue of David.
10.88 cm Stretched -- I'm 12.7 cm, 5 inches.
13.01 cm Erect.
Jeff-Relf.Me/YoYos.JPG
Jeff-Relf.Me/Pert.JPG

Its a wonder the pope did not chop of David's big wang? He had the ceiling done over because god's dick was in full view.Michael painted with reality.Bert

[hanson]

So, SwineBert, you are up to beg for Sympathy & Attention...
with your Sanctimony and your idiotically phony posts,
while <http://tinyurl.com/Swine-Glazier-s-REAL-intent> [1]
is very different from what you posted, which is your habit
to shit into peoples' mouths and want them to be murdered
so that you can be a criminal graveyard vandal & piss onto
their graves. Read it in Jewpig Glazier's own words in link [1]

[Double-A]

Post by reber G=emc^2

Post by J***@.
Guys care about length, not gerth,
because they're selfish and SelfCentered.
One girl said she liked my "Statue of David" dick
( Jeff-Relf.Me/Statue.of.David.JPG ).
Another made flying motions, with her hand,
saying my dick was like "SuperMan" -- Motion matters.
An Italian study of about 3,300 men published in
European Urology concluded that flaccid stretched
length was measured on average to about 12.5 cm ( 4.9 inches ).
An Indian study of 500 men ages 18 to 60 published in
8.21 cm Flaccid -- I'm 6.4 cm, like the statue of David.
10.88 cm Stretched -- I'm 12.7 cm, 5 inches.
13.01 cm Erect.
Jeff-Relf.Me/YoYos.JPG
Jeff-Relf.Me/Pert.JPG

Its a wonder the pope did not chop of David's big wang? He had the ceiling done over because god's dick was in full view.Michael painted with reality.Bert

The Pope had to declare there is no Hell, because he found he enjoyed too much looking at the wangs on the Sistine Chapel ceiling!

Double-A

[hanson]

"reber G=emc^2", Bert Glazier, the Face-Shitter &

Crinimal Graveyard Vandal's "dick was in full view" when
Bert wrote:
"I use Cocaine that is a wonder-drug for me". Bert.

Glazier, your "Cocaine caused the AIDS"

Abner wrote and..:
Abner, enjoyed too much looking at the AIDS-ridden wang of Glazier.
hanson wrote:
Abner, all that notwithstanding between you 2 fecal kikes,
here is something that you 2 blossoms of Jewish
intelligence have be talking about for a long time. So,
get SwineBert to come to you, up North, ASAP because:
"Homeless residents brag about makeshift 'mansion'
near Seattle's famed Space Needle
Residents of the mega tent "mansion" homeless
encampment near Seattle's famed Space Needle
are bragging about the practicality of their new digs,
taunting local politicians: "If you can live on the street
and not pay rent, then why would you pay rent?"
Read the full story
<http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/04/09/homeless-residents-brag-about-makeshift-mansion-near-seattles-famed-space-needle.html>