Post by FranPost by johnny-knowallPost by FranPost by johnny-knowallPost by felixI once badly needed a shit and went in the Mcdonald's in Dalston.
The
negro behind the counter told me I'd have to buy something first,
why? did you announce you were going to the loo? just walk in like you
own the place and go straight to the loo. it's what we do in Oz
Same here, in the U.S. Pretty much all fast-food joints, and many real
restaurants, have the restrooms readily accessible from the entry door,
so there's no need to even talk to the cashiers. Except for the small
places, the restrooms are multi-use, so the doors aren't going to be
locked.
Weird.
What kind of strange people go around public places constantly in need of a
toilet?
Have you heard of colorectal cancer?
Yes thanks. My father has that - but he doesn’t spend his entire life in
need of the toilet.
So does Daddy lives with you?
Aha... Mr super intelligent has taken the bait.
No daddy doesn’t live with me.
Post by FranIf not, how do you know his daily toilet
habits?
Because I have installed an HD CCTV camera in his toilet and linked it to the
internet, where I can watch on a 72 inch TV screen in my living room.
Post by FranDoes he have a colostomy bag.
No.
Post by FranOthers, without a bag, and with
various operative solutions DO need to constantly know the nearest
location of a loo, need to be able to access them in haste and do so
frequently.
He doesn’t.
Post by FranPost by johnny-knowallPost by FranHave you heard of heard of childbirth?
Yes thanks, my wife had plenty - but she doesn’t spend the whole time in
need of a piss.
LOL. I'm sure you'd have no idea of what her continence issues
Believe me, I do.
Post by Franare just
as you clearly had no idea that at some stage she would have had to take
small children (lots of them according to you
So, Mr Vastly Superior Intelligence no doubts I have any children.
Post by Fran) to toilets.
I did that, mostly. She was at work.
Post by FranUnlike you,
she would know that small children can't wait
Yes they can, especially if their parents have not stuffed them full of
drinks before going out.
Post by Franand lack control.
No they do not.
Post by Franthat
some problem suffered by small children applies equally to anyone with
incontinence issues. Your dear sainted wife would be very unusual if
she has had no impact on her bladder after production of those plenty
children she produced.
Leave your perverted fantasies at home.
Post by FranPost by johnny-knowallPost by FranHave you heard of old age?
I am old.
Well sadly, like stupid, that can't be fixed. But if you're old, your
daddy must be super ancient.
Wow. What mental skills you must possess, in order to work that out.
Daddy is 95.
Post by FranPost by johnny-knowallPost by FranHave you heard of prostate cancer?
Yes thanks, but from talking to the friends who have suffered that ailment
and survived (so far) their biggest problem was not the frequency but the
inability to pee at all, even with a full bladder.
LOL. Do stop being a fantasist! Have a conversation with real people
who have had prostate cancer and not imaginary friends.
You mean, if my experiences do not agree with yours, I must be a liar.
How humble you must be.
Post by FranAsk them about
what symptoms they had before diagnosis and you'll find that many
suffered from frequency of need to pee and even if they couldn't produce
pee when they tried, they still went to the loo. They didn't whip out
their willy
You are on your sexual fantasy trip again.
Post by Franin the middle of the street and stand there straining to
push out a few drops. Ask what happened after surgery and/or radiation,
urge incontinence, leakage. All of those are common in blokes who've
had prostate cancer and had treatment for it.
All those may be common in blokes, but that doesn’t mean they are common in
all blokes who had treatment.
Post by FranPost by johnny-knowallPost by FranIf you can't figure out how any of these very few things relate to the
need for easy access to a toilet, then you need to get out more.
Not you as well. Are you cliche ridden folk being cloned in a bunker
somewhere?
Thankfully that bunker includes people who can see beyond your fixation
with bottled water companies and your very limited life experiences
You are so correct. I haven’t left my bedroom in over half a century.
I just sit there master baiting; or should that be usenet baiting - of self
appointed clever dicks who believe they have a brain the size of Jupiter.
Post by FranPost by johnny-knowallPost by FranPost by johnny-knowallAnd now we have potentially sensible idiots running around constrained by an
almost constant desire for a piss or a shit.
There is certainly one idiot who has such limited capacity to think
about health issues and merely sees the need for a toilet as being
related to advertising hype.
How many people did you see carrying bottles of water in the 1970s/80s?
None. But that has nothing to do with the need to use toilets then or now.
Well of course it does - you thick bastard.
Post by FranPost by johnny-knowallIf it was not advertising hype, how have UK sales of bottled water now
reached 3 billion litres a year?
The more you pour in, the more will need to come back out.
And what was the consumption of tea in the 1970/80s? Or are you
claiming that people didn't use toilets then?
If you saw people walking down the street holding mugs of tea, because they
had been told they “had to keep hydrated at all times” in the 1970s/80s;
then you are living in a different universe to me.