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Yale Guen Mar, your lack of intelligence has been a major issue with your Hmong neighbors on Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA.
Yale Guen Mar, stupid is that stupid does. And when it it comes to doing stupid, none can match your stupidity.
Yale Guen Mar, you need to be treated for your STD-infected middle fingers. The infection is starting to metastasize inside whatever little brain you have.
Yale Guen Mar, take note.
Yale Guen Mar, your neighbor Rolida Lee has taken the initiative to raise funds for your treatment with alternative medicine under Dr. Long Dong in Cambodia. Rolida Lee and your Hmong neighbors have raised enough money to send you to Cambodia for treatment.
Of course, there is a catch. You'll have to give an undertaking that you will not ever return to Merced, CA.
Yale Guen Mar, don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Accept the generous help of your Hmong neighbors and rush to Dr. Long Dong for treatment. You can't afford to procrastinate because if the STDs from your middle fingers metastasize into your brain, you will be dead meat.
Yale Guen Mar, thank Rolida Lee and your other Hmong neighbors for their magnificient gesture. Accept their gift and rush to Dr. Long Dong in Cambodia for the treatment of your STDs and also your bipolar disorder.