Bovine ventilation

["Jim Goulder"]

"California regulates cow farts"

http://www.fox5ny.com/news/220448846-story

To: "Let's Go Fly a Kite" [Richard M. and Robert B. Sherman, from the film
_Mary Poppins_, 1964]

Watch "Mary Poppins Soundtrack- Let's Go Fly A Kite" on YouTube

Watch "Let's Go Fly A Kite (Karaoke Version)" on YouTube

Watch "Lets Go Fly A Kite..wmv [karaoke]" on YouTube

LET'S BAN CATTLE SHITE


VERSE 1

One cow may be utterly fine,
But a herd is not so benign.
With a defect they share,
They're befouling the air.
An unfortunate plight,
There is gas in their shite.


CHORUS 1

Oh, oh, oh,
Let's ban cattle shite,
Guarding the highest height,
From the gas that cows are belching daily.
We have to make it clear:
Cows harm the atmosphere.
Let's all ban cattle shite.


VERSE 2

Cows have long been chewing their cud,
With no thought of fire or flood.
But digestive methane,
Is a climatic bane,
So to let a cow fart,
Is not terribly smart.

CHORUS 2

Oh, oh, oh,
Let's ban cow manure,
How much can earth endure?
Cow pats pose a clear and present danger.
We have to do it now.
Why feed another cow?
Let's all ban cow manure!

[Arthur T.]

Post by "Jim Goulder"
To: "Let's Go Fly a Kite" [Richard M. and Robert B. Sherman, from the film
_Mary Poppins_, 1964]

Nice song. And the first I've seen to that tune. It matched
well enough that I didn't have to got to Youtube.

[Gary McGath]

Post by Arthur T.

Post by "Jim Goulder"
To: "Let's Go Fly a Kite" [Richard M. and Robert B. Sherman, from the film
_Mary Poppins_, 1964]

Nice song. And the first I've seen to that tune. It matched
well enough that I didn't have to got to Youtube.

Zander Nyrond wrote "Let's Go Fry a Wight."


On another topic, I was trying to remember Zander's new name and checked
www . avevale . org. I got this warning:

This web page at www•avevale•org has been reported as an attack
page and has been blocked based on your security preferences.

Attack pages try to install programs that steal private
information, use your computer to attack others, or damage
your system.

Some attack pages intentionally distribute harmful software,
but many are compromised without the knowledge or permission
of their owners.

I hope that's not more lunacy by our "friend." The URL references are
munged to keep newsreaders from auto-linking. Proceed at your own risk.

[Lee Gold XP]

Post by Gary McGath

Post by Arthur T.

Post by "Jim Goulder"
To: "Let's Go Fly a Kite" [Richard M. and Robert B. Sherman, from the film
_Mary Poppins_, 1964]

Nice song. And the first I've seen to that tune. It matched
well enough that I didn't have to got to Youtube.

Zander Nyrond wrote "Let's Go Fry a Wight."
On another topic, I was trying to remember Zander's new name and checked
This web page at www•avevale•org has been reported as an attack
page and has been blocked based on your security preferences.
Attack pages try to install programs that steal private
information, use your computer to attack others, or damage
your system.
Some attack pages intentionally distribute harmful software,
but many are compromised without the knowledge or permission
of their owners.
I hope that's not more lunacy by our "friend." The URL references are
munged to keep newsreaders from auto-linking. Proceed at your own risk.

Zandra Myrande
https://www.facebook.com/zanda.myrande?fref=ts

She had a song ("Albuquerque") in Xeno #169.

--Lee

[Spear Carrier]

Post by "Jim Goulder"
"California regulates cow farts"

Okay this is hilarious. And definitely lends well to the lunacy.