allan tracy
2007-07-14 13:22:09 UTC
Which is the racist joke and why?
Bernard Manning (to audience of police officers): If you get stopped
for drunk driving you'll be given the warning that anything you say
may be taken down and used in evidence against you, to which you must
say, "Please don't hit me again officer" and if you're black, "Again
and again officer".
Lenny Henry (to old black lady in audience): And where are you from
(Grenada)? Oh this must come as a big surprise to you all this
electricity and lights.
I gues this is a racist joke.
Bernard Manning: An Englishman, Scotsman, Welshman and Irishman are
taken prisoner by the Iraqis.
They're taken to one side and told we're going to shoot you but you
can all have one last wish.
Welshman: I'd like a hundred male voice choir to sing Men of Harlech.
Scotsman: I'd like a hundred pipers to play Flower of Scotland
Irishman: I'd like a hundred dancers to dance the Riverdance.
Englishman : Can you shoot me first.
Bernard Manning (to audience of police officers): If you get stopped
for drunk driving you'll be given the warning that anything you say
may be taken down and used in evidence against you, to which you must
say, "Please don't hit me again officer" and if you're black, "Again
and again officer".
Lenny Henry (to old black lady in audience): And where are you from
(Grenada)? Oh this must come as a big surprise to you all this
electricity and lights.
I gues this is a racist joke.
Bernard Manning: An Englishman, Scotsman, Welshman and Irishman are
taken prisoner by the Iraqis.
They're taken to one side and told we're going to shoot you but you
can all have one last wish.
Welshman: I'd like a hundred male voice choir to sing Men of Harlech.
Scotsman: I'd like a hundred pipers to play Flower of Scotland
Irishman: I'd like a hundred dancers to dance the Riverdance.
Englishman : Can you shoot me first.