Shark Pact Manifesto / Will Dockery

[Will Dockery]

Shark Pact Manifesto

E, G, A, E / D, A, C, G

The law of the undertow
it ends at the waterline.
In the Summerville night
not all of us can win.

There we are
where we never really were
Here we are
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
while you stab me in the back.
Smile at me
make the moment last.

Standing near Ferry Landing
wind stinging my eyes.
Centuries reflect on the river
as you smile from the sky.
Shark Pact manifesto
no one makes a sound.
Silent waiting for the Tie Snake
to drag us Underground

I saw the river darken
so green it turns to black
With the sun fading away
over the edge of Alabama.
Here we are
at the only place you'd allow
There you go
forcing my hand on
another burning bridge.

There we are
where we never really were
Here we go
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
from out of the past
Smile at me
make it last.

-Will Dockery

--
Music & poetry of Will Dockery & Friends:
http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

[that9one1matt1dude]

Post by Will Dockery
Shark Pact Manifesto
E, G, A, E / D, A, C, G
The law of the undertow
it ends at the waterline.
In the Summerville night
not all of us can win.
There we are
where we never really were
Here we are
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
while you stab me in the back.
Smile at me
make the moment last.
Standing near Ferry Landing
wind stinging my eyes.
Centuries reflect on the river
as you smile from the sky.
Shark Pact manifesto
no one makes a sound.
Silent waiting for the Tie Snake
to drag us Underground
I saw the river darken
so green it turns to black
With the sun fading away
over the edge of Alabama.
Here we are
at the only place you'd allow
There you go
forcing my hand on
another burning bridge.
There we are
where we never really were
Here we go
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
from out of the past
Smile at me
make it last.
-Will Dockery
--
Music & poetry of Will Dockery & Friends:http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

You drag me into
The Garbage bin,
Force my hand to sign
The Poop-pact manifesto.

Flush-snake near the river
Where fresh water Sharks swim
Flush-snake wipe my salty eyes of
Tears of the Century's skies.

Dog-tail blues howling through a Tallahassee morning,
Whipping up the dust of ages,
Wiping away the crust from our Poop-pact manifesto.

Make me smile as the wind gusts free.
Tell me I'm all you've got.
Make those lies dry like snot
From the snout of an Alabama child.

Laws don't apply here.
Judges' verdict our benediction.
The Flush-snake defecation our predilection.
Do the poop-pact shuffle
To Oklahoma's edge.

Give me reasons to miss your seasons;
Give me a sign that you'll be mine
Even if our poop-pact is in decline
And the North Carolina Sun
Refuses to shine.

[Will Dockery]

Post by that9one1matt1dude

Post by Will Dockery
Shark Pact Manifesto
E, G, A, E / D, A, C, G
The law of the undertow
it ends at the waterline.
In the Summerville night
not all of us can win.
There we are
where we never really were
Here we are
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
while you stab me in the back.
Smile at me
make the moment last.
Standing near Ferry Landing
wind stinging my eyes.
Centuries reflect on the river
as you smile from the sky.
Shark Pact manifesto
no one makes a sound.
Silent waiting for the Tie Snake
to drag us Underground
I saw the river darken
so green it turns to black
With the sun fading away
over the edge of Alabama.
Here we are
at the only place you'd allow
There you go
forcing my hand on
another burning bridge.
There we are
where we never really were
Here we go
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
from out of the past
Smile at me
make it last.
-Will Dockery
--
Music & poetry of Will Dockery & Friends:http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

You drag me into
The Garbage bin,
Force my hand to sign
The Poop-pact manifesto.
Flush-snake near the river
Where fresh water Sharks swim
Flush-snake wipe my salty eyes of
Tears of the Century's skies.
Dog-tail blues howling through a Tallahassee morning,
Whipping up the dust of ages,
Wiping away the crust from our Poop-pact manifesto.
Make me smile as the wind gusts free.
Tell me I'm all you've got.
Make those lies dry like snot
From the snout of an Alabama child.
Laws don't apply here.
Judges' verdict our benediction.
The Flush-snake defecation our predilection.
Do the poop-pact shuffle
To Oklahoma's edge.
Give me reasons to miss your seasons;
Give me a sign that you'll be mine
Even if our poop-pact is in decline
And the North Carolina Sun
Refuses to shine.

I just found and started reading this one, Matt... interesting
interpretation.

--
Shadowville Speedway & other songs:
http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

[George Dance]

Post by Will Dockery
Shark Pact Manifesto
E, G, A, E / D, A, C, G
The law of the undertow
it ends at the waterline.
In the Summerville night
not all of us can win.
There we are
where we never really were
Here we are
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
while you stab me in the back.
Smile at me
make the moment last.
Standing near Ferry Landing
wind stinging my eyes.
Centuries reflect on the river
as you smile from the sky.
Shark Pact manifesto
no one makes a sound.
Silent waiting for the Tie Snake
to drag us Underground
I saw the river darken
so green it turns to black
With the sun fading away
over the edge of Alabama.
Here we are
at the only place you'd allow
There you go
forcing my hand on
another burning bridge.
There we are
where we never really were
Here we go
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
from out of the past
Smile at me
make it last.
-Will Dockery
--
Music & poetry of Will Dockery & Friends:http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

It's good to see new writing from you on the group, Will, and that was
an enjoyable read. i take it from the letters up top (chords?) that
it's a song, but it reads fine as text alone (which means it passes my
poem criterion).

Post by Will Dockery
I saw the river darken
so green it turns to black
With the sun fading away
over the edge of Alabama.

[Will Dockery]

Post by George Dance

Post by Will Dockery
Shark Pact Manifesto
E, G, A, E / D, A, C, G
The law of the undertow
it ends at the waterline.
In the Summerville night
not all of us can win.
There we are
where we never really were
Here we are
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
while you stab me in the back.
Smile at me
make the moment last.
Standing near Ferry Landing
wind stinging my eyes.
Centuries reflect on the river
as you smile from the sky.
Shark Pact manifesto
no one makes a sound.
Silent waiting for the Tie Snake
to drag us Underground
I saw the river darken
so green it turns to black
With the sun fading away
over the edge of Alabama.
Here we are
at the only place you'd allow
There you go
forcing my hand on
another burning bridge.
There we are
where we never really were
Here we go
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
from out of the past
Smile at me
make it last.
-Will Dockery
--

http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

Post by George Dance
It's good to see new writing from you on the group, Will, and that was
an enjoyable read. i take it from the letters up top (chords?) that
it's a song, but it reads fine as text alone (which means it passes my
poem criterion).
These lines worked the best for me:> I saw the river darken

Post by Will Dockery
so green it turns to black
With the sun fading away
over the edge of Alabama.

Thanks for reading & commenting, George... really!

--
"Wobble", "She Came From Overseas" & "Crawford Road Crawl" by Will
Dockery & Friends:

[Peter J Ross]

In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun, 24 Jul 2011 18:57:52 -0700 (PDT),
<drecksnip>

Post by George Dance
It's good to see new writing from you on the group, Will, and that was
an enjoyable read. i take it from the letters up top (chords?) that
it's a song, but it reads fine as text alone (which means it passes my
poem criterion).

<drecksnip>

Where is God (alias Michael Cook)? We need some images of Dunce and
Dreckery consummating their relationship..

[George Dance]

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun, 24 Jul 2011 18:57:52 -0700 (PDT),
<drecksnip>
Where is God (alias Michael Cook)? We need some images of Dunce and
Dreckery consummating their relationship..
--
PJR :-)

So you're ordering fake pictures from Michael Cook again, are you, PJ?
Are Cythera, Gwyneth. or Karla getting bored with the old ones? Or are
you really the closetboi that has been suggested on your other groups?

[George Dance]

Post by Peter J Ross
<drecksnip>
Where is God (alias Michael Cook)? We need some images of Dunce and
Dreckery consummating their relationship..
--
PJR :-)

Ordering fake pictures from Mr. Cook again, are you, PJ? I wonder why.
Are Cythera, Gwyneth, or Karla getting bored with the old ones? Or
are you perhaps the closetboi that has been suggested on your other
groups?

Don't bother answering; your answers have no credibility with anyone
else by now.

[Will Dockery]

Post by George Dance
Ordering fake pictures from Mr. Cook again, are you, PJ? I wonder why.
Are Cythera, Gwyneth, or Karla getting bored with the old ones? Or
are you perhaps the closetboi that has been suggested on your other
groups?
Don't bother answering; your answers have no credibility with anyone
else by now.

So, again... I wonder what's up with Michael Cook? He's been absent from
these newsgroups for years.

[George Dance]

Post by Peter J Ross
<drecksnip>
Where is God (alias Michael Cook)? We need some images of Dunce and
Dreckery consummating their relationship..
--
PJR :-)

So you're ordering more fake pictures from Michael Cook, are you, PJ?
Are Cythera, Karla, and Gwyneth getting bored with the old ones? Or
are you really the closetboi that has been said some of your other
groups?

You needn't answer. By now, I'm sure, no one believes your answers
anymore anyway.

[Peter J Ross]

In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed, 27 Jul 2011 19:10:54 -0700 (PDT),

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
<drecksnip>
Where is God (alias Michael Cook)? We need some images of Dunce and
Dreckery consummating their relationship..
--
PJR :-)

So you're ordering more fake pictures from Michael Cook, are you, PJ?
Are Cythera, Karla, and Gwyneth getting bored with the old ones? Or
are you really the closetboi that has been said some of your other
groups?
You needn't answer. By now, I'm sure, no one believes your answers
anymore anyway.

Why did you attach this drivel to my post three times with slight
variations, plagiarist?

[Barbara's Cat]

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed, 27 Jul 2011 19:10:54 -0700 (PDT),

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
<drecksnip>
Where is God (alias Michael Cook)? We need some images of Dunce and
Dreckery consummating their relationship..
--
PJR :-)

So you're ordering more fake pictures from Michael Cook, are you, PJ?
Are Cythera, Karla, and Gwyneth getting bored with the old ones? Or
are you really the closetboi that has been said some of your other
groups?
You needn't answer. By now, I'm sure, no one believes your answers
anymore anyway.

Why did you attach this drivel to my post three times with slight
variations, plagiarist?

My guesses:

1. George fuckered his first two posts, deleted them
from Google Groups truly believing doing so would
remove them from Usenet.

2. George really, really, really, really likes you.

[Gwyneth]

Post by Barbara's Cat

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed, 27 Jul 2011 19:10:54 -0700 (PDT),

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
<drecksnip>
Where is God (alias Michael Cook)? We need some images of Dunce and
Dreckery consummating their relationship..
--
PJR :-)

So you're ordering more fake pictures from Michael Cook, are you, PJ?
Are Cythera, Karla, and Gwyneth getting bored with the old ones? Or
are you really the closetboi that has been said some of your other
groups?
You needn't answer. By now, I'm sure, no one believes your answers
anymore anyway.

Why did you attach this drivel to my post three times with slight
variations, plagiarist?

1. George fuckered his first two posts, deleted them
from Google Groups truly believing doing so would
remove them from Usenet.
2. George really, really, really, really likes you.

I had a suspicion that it had to do with repeating an incantation three
times to see who - or what - might appear.

g.

[Barbara's Cat]

Post by Gwyneth

Post by Barbara's Cat

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed, 27 Jul 2011 19:10:54 -0700 (PDT),

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
<drecksnip>
Where is God (alias Michael Cook)? We need some images of Dunce and
Dreckery consummating their relationship..
--
PJR :-)

So you're ordering more fake pictures from Michael Cook, are you, PJ?
Are Cythera, Karla, and Gwyneth getting bored with the old ones? Or
are you really the closetboi that has been said some of your other
groups?
You needn't answer. By now, I'm sure, no one believes your answers
anymore anyway.

Why did you attach this drivel to my post three times with slight
variations, plagiarist?

1. George fuckered his first two posts, deleted them
from Google Groups truly believing doing so would
remove them from Usenet.
2. George really, really, really, really likes you.

I had a suspicion that it had to do with repeating an incantation
three times to see who - or what - might appear.
g.

And here we are!

<BIG WAVE>

[Will Dockery]

Post by Barbara's Cat
And here we are!
<BIG WAVE>
--
Cm~
"Do you ever /read/ any of the books you burn?"
He laughed. "That's against the law!"
"Oh. Of course."

Hello Barbie... long time no see!

--
Shark Pact Manifesto / Will Dockery:
https://will-dockery-and-friends.soundawesome.com/

[Peter J Ross]

In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Fri, 29 Jul 2011 23:09:48 +0200,

Post by Gwyneth

Post by Barbara's Cat

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed, 27 Jul 2011 19:10:54 -0700 (PDT),

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
<drecksnip>
Where is God (alias Michael Cook)? We need some images of Dunce and
Dreckery consummating their relationship..
--
PJR :-)

So you're ordering more fake pictures from Michael Cook, are you, PJ?
Are Cythera, Karla, and Gwyneth getting bored with the old ones? Or
are you really the closetboi that has been said some of your other
groups?
You needn't answer. By now, I'm sure, no one believes your answers
anymore anyway.

Why did you attach this drivel to my post three times with slight
variations, plagiarist?

1. George fuckered his first two posts, deleted them
from Google Groups truly believing doing so would
remove them from Usenet.
2. George really, really, really, really likes you.

I had a suspicion that it had to do with repeating an incantation three
times to see who - or what - might appear.

It seems to have summoned a "casual reader" already.

[Will Dockery]

Post by Gwyneth
I had a suspicion that it had to do with repeating an incantation three
times to see who - or what - might appear.

Glad you-know-who wasn't mentioned...

--
Red Lipped Stranger / Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-Stars:

[Will Dockery]

Post by Gwyneth
I had a suspicion that it had to do with repeating an incantation three
times to see who - or what - might appear.
g.

Let's try that:

Musssssh-mouf...
Musshhhhth-mouthh...
Muth-mousth... <tweet>

No, Mushmouth's still MIA.

--
Rose Hill Blues / Will Dockery, Panda & Panda Bear
http://soundcloud.com/charizardoystersauce/will-dockery-will-melt-your

[Will Dockery]

Starting to get some nice comment/critique of Shark Pact Manifesto, all of
which is welcome, this one from the Facebook version of
alt.arts.poetry.comments:

Richard Lee Fulgham Hey, I listened to it! GREAT! My hair stood up on end.
"There we are, where we never really were" -- "silent waiting for the tie
snake . . ." -- that is terrific, mind-squeezing, heart touching poetry!

Richard Lee Fulgham This line is tragic and true for most of us: "forcing my
hand on
this burning bridge". How do you do it, Will? It's magic to us who are
neither poet nor genius. Alas -- I am only genius.

[Will Dockery]

Post by Will Dockery
Hey, I listened to it! GREAT! My hair stood up on end.
"There we are, where we never really were" -- "silent waiting for the tie
snake . . ." -- that is terrific, mind-squeezing, heart touching poetry!
Richard Lee Fulgham This line is tragic and true for most of us: "forcing my
hand on
this burning bridge". How do you do it, Will? It's magic to us who are
neither poet nor genius. Alas -- I am only genius.

Nice comment that fell through the cracks and was buried in the archives...

Post by Will Dockery
--
http://youtu.be/Ft3X3kC6nr4

[Will Dockery]

Post by Will Dockery
Hey, I listened to it! GREAT! My hair stood up on end.
"There we are, where we never really were" -- "silent waiting for the tie
snake . . ." -- that is terrific, mind-squeezing, heart touching poetry!
Richard Lee Fulgham This line is tragic and true for most of us: "forcing my
hand on
this burning bridge". How do you do it, Will? It's magic to us who are
neither poet nor genius. Alas -- I am only genius.

Nice comment that fell through the cracks and was buried in the archives...

Post by Will Dockery
--
http://youtu.be/Ft3X3kC6nr4
)

[Will Dockery]

Post by Will Dockery
Hey, I listened to it! GREAT! My hair stood up on end.
"There we are, where we never really were" -- "silent waiting for the tie
snake . . ." -- that is terrific, mind-squeezing, heart touching poetry!
Richard Lee Fulgham This line is tragic and true for most of us: "forcing my
hand on
this burning bridge". How do you do it, Will? It's magic to us who are
neither poet nor genius. Alas -- I am only genius.
--
http://youtu.be/Ft3X3kC6nr4

Thanks again, old friend...

[Z***@none.i2p]

Richard Lee Fulgham wrote:
[color=blue

[/color]
Hey, I listened to it! GREAT! My hair stood up on end.
"There we are, where we never really were" -- "silent waiting for the tie
snake . . ." -- that is terrific, mind-squeezing, heart touching poetry!
Richard Lee Fulgham This line is tragic and true for most of us: "forcing my
hand on
this burning bridge". How do you do it, Will? It's magic to us who are
neither poet nor genius. Alas -- I am only genius.
--
http://youtu.be/Ft3X3kC6nr4

Agreed and seconded.....!

[Will Dockery]

Post by Z***@none.i2p

Post by Will Dockery
Hey, I listened to it! GREAT! My hair stood up on end.
"There we are, where we never really were" -- "silent waiting for the tie
snake . . ." -- that is terrific, mind-squeezing, heart touching poetry!
Richard Lee Fulgham This line is tragic and true for most of us: "forcing my
hand on
this burning bridge". How do you do it, Will? It's magic to us who are
neither poet nor genius. Alas -- I am only genius.
--
http://youtu.be/Ft3X3kC6nr4

Agreed and seconded.....!

Richard Lee Fulgham is a friend from the very old days, lived in the basement of the original Columbus Book Exchange back in the early 1970s, when it was still located downtown. A splendid poet and artist.

[Z***@none.i2p]

The Real Will Dockery wrote on Mon, 11 November 2019 00:19

Post by Will Dockery

Post by Z***@none.i2p

Post by Will Dockery
Hey, I listened to it! GREAT! My hair stood up on end.
"There we are, where we never really were" -- "silent waiting for the tie
snake . . ." -- that is terrific, mind-squeezing, heart touching poetry!
Richard Lee Fulgham This line is tragic and true for most of us: "forcing my
hand on
this burning bridge". How do you do it, Will? It's magic to us who are
neither poet nor genius. Alas -- I am only genius.
--
http://youtu.be/Ft3X3kC6nr4

Agreed and seconded.....!

Richard Lee Fulgham is a friend from the very old days, lived in the basement of the original Columbus Book Exchange back in the early 1970s, when it was still located downtown. A splendid poet and artist.

Before me time, old mate.....

By the time my mother and father moved to Alabama .....

Pat had already set up his book store out in Wynnton.....

[Z***@none.i2p]

The Real Will Dockery wrote on Mon, 11 November 2019 00:19

Post by Will Dockery

Post by Z***@none.i2p

Post by Will Dockery
Hey, I listened to it! GREAT! My hair stood up on end.
"There we are, where we never really were" -- "silent waiting for the tie
snake . . ." -- that is terrific, mind-squeezing, heart touching poetry!
Richard Lee Fulgham This line is tragic and true for most of us: "forcing my
hand on
this burning bridge". How do you do it, Will? It's magic to us who are
neither poet nor genius. Alas -- I am only genius.
--
http://youtu.be/Ft3X3kC6nr4

Agreed and seconded.....!

Richard Lee Fulgham is a friend from the very old days, lived in the basement of the original Columbus Book Exchange back in the early 1970s, when it was still located downtown. A splendid poet and artist.

Interesting local character......

[Z***@none.i2p]

Will Dockery wrote on Tue, 29 October 2019 03:31

Post by Will Dockery

Post by Will Dockery
Hey, I listened to it! GREAT! My hair stood up on end.
"There we are, where we never really were" -- "silent waiting for the tie
snake . . ." -- that is terrific, mind-squeezing, heart touching poetry!
Richard Lee Fulgham This line is tragic and true for most of us: "forcing my
hand on
this burning bridge". How do you do it, Will? It's magic to us who are
neither poet nor genius. Alas -- I am only genius.
--
http://youtu.be/Ft3X3kC6nr4

Thanks again, old friend...

To 100 list inductee....!!

[General Zod]

Post by Will Dockery

Post by Will Dockery
Hey, I listened to it! GREAT! My hair stood up on end.
"There we are, where we never really were" -- "silent waiting for the tie
snake . . ." -- that is terrific, mind-squeezing, heart touching poetry!
Richard Lee Fulgham This line is tragic and true for most of us: "forcing my
hand on
this burning bridge". How do you do it, Will? It's magic to us who are
neither poet nor genius. Alas -- I am only genius.
--
http://youtu.be/Ft3X3kC6nr4

Thanks again, old friend...

I think I met Richard, many years ago...?

[Z***@none.i2p]

Will Dockery wrote on Tue, 29 October 2019 03:31

Post by Will Dockery

Post by Will Dockery
Hey, I listened to it! GREAT! My hair stood up on end.
"There we are, where we never really were" -- "silent waiting for the tie
snake . . ." -- that is terrific, mind-squeezing, heart touching poetry!
Richard Lee Fulgham This line is tragic and true for most of us: "forcing my
hand on
this burning bridge". How do you do it, Will? It's magic to us who are
neither poet nor genius. Alas -- I am only genius.
--
http://youtu.be/Ft3X3kC6nr4

Thanks again, old friend...

You are quite welcome....

[Will Dockery]

Post by Barbara's Cat
1. George fuckered

Wow, even Barbie catshit has returned!

<unsnip>

Post by Barbara's Cat

Post by Peter J Ross
Where is God (alias Michael Cook)? We need some images

Is Michael Cook still alive?

Post by Barbara's Cat

Post by Peter J Ross
PJR :-)

So you're ordering more fake pictures from Michael Cook, are you, PJ?
Are Cythera, Karla, and Gwyneth getting bored with the old ones? Or
are you really the closetboi that has been said some of your other
groups?
You needn't answer. By now, I'm sure, no one believes your answers
anymore anyway.

One of these photographs has become so beloved that several people
seem to be taking credit for making it:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1602886712632&set=a.1186387780419.29423.1250022614&type=1&theater

George, or someone, please check that link & see if it still works..?

--
Shadowville Speedway & other songs:
http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

[George Dance]

Post by Barbara's Cat

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed, 27 Jul 2011 19:10:54 -0700 (PDT),

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
<drecksnip>
Where is God (alias Michael Cook)? We need some images of Dunce and
Dreckery consummating their relationship..
--
PJR :-)

So you're ordering more fake pictures from Michael Cook, are you, PJ?
Are Cythera, Karla, and Gwyneth getting bored with the old ones? Or
are you really the closetboi that has been said some of your other
groups?
You needn't answer. By now, I'm sure, no one believes your answers
anymore anyway.

Why did you attach this drivel to my post three times with slight
variations, plagiarist?

1. George fuckered his first two posts, deleted them
   from Google Groups truly believing doing so would
   remove them from Usenet.

BZZTT - They're all showing on Groups - and now, thanks to you, they
all have to stay there. Don't guess when you can find out.

Post by Barbara's Cat
2. George really, really, really, really likes you.

Well, you do know from experience that i so have a 'thing' for lying
little kooks, right?

Post by Barbara's Cat
--
Cm~
"If you shake it more than three times,
 you're masturbating."
                             - grandma

[George Dance]

Post by Barbara's Cat

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed, 27 Jul 2011 19:10:54 -0700 (PDT),

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
<drecksnip>
Where is God (alias Michael Cook)? We need some images of Dunce and
Dreckery consummating their relationship..
--
PJR :-)

So you're ordering more fake pictures from Michael Cook, are you, PJ?
Are Cythera, Karla, and Gwyneth getting bored with the old ones? Or
are you really the closetboi that has been said some of your other
groups?
You needn't answer. By now, I'm sure, no one believes your answers
anymore anyway.

Why did you attach this drivel to my post three times with slight
variations, plagiarist?

i see my first reply to you, a day ago, hasn't come through, either.
So let's do another one.

Post by Barbara's Cat
1. George fuckered his first two posts, deleted them
   from Google Groups truly believing doing so would
   remove them from Usenet.

BZZZT! As usual, your idea's easily shown to be wrong. (At least this
time you called your ideaa "guess," rather than "the truth.") All
three posts show on the Google interface - and now (thanks to you)
they all have to stay there.

Post by Barbara's Cat
2. George really, really, really, really likes you.

Well, as you know from experience, I do have special feelings for
lying little kooks.

---
"A Beautiful Day"
by George Dance and Barbara's Cat

Post by Barbara's Cat
--
Cm~
"If you shake it more than three times,
 you're masturbating."
                             - grandma

[Will Dockery]

Post by George Dance

Post by Barbara's Cat

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed, 27 Jul 2011 19:10:54 -0700 (PDT),

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
<drecksnip>
Where is God (alias Michael Cook)? We need some images of Dunce and
Dreckery consummating their relationship..
--
PJR :-)

So you're ordering more fake pictures from Michael Cook, are you, PJ?
Are Cythera, Karla, and Gwyneth getting bored with the old ones? Or
are you really the closetboi that has been said some of your other
groups?
You needn't answer. By now, I'm sure, no one believes your answers
anymore anyway.

Why did you attach this drivel to my post three times with slight
variations, plagiarist?

i see my first reply to you, a day ago, hasn't come through, either.
So let's do another one.

Post by Barbara's Cat
1. George fuckered his first two posts, deleted them
   from Google Groups truly believing doing so would
   remove them from Usenet.

BZZZT! As usual, your idea's easily shown to be wrong. (At least this
time you called your ideaa "guess," rather than "the truth.") All
three posts show on the Google interface - and now (thanks to you)
they all have to stay there.

Post by Barbara's Cat
2. George really, really, really, really likes you.

Well, as you know from experience, I do have special feelings for
lying little kooks.
---
"A Beautiful Day"
by George Dance and Barbara's Cat> --

Post by Barbara's Cat
Cm~
"If you shake it more than three times,
 you're masturbating."
                             - grandma

Google freezes twice within a matter of days... seems to be in an
amazing state of disrepair.

--
Shadowville Speedway & other songs:
http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

[George Dance]

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed, 27 Jul 2011 19:10:54 -0700 (PDT),

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
<drecksnip>
Where is God (alias Michael Cook)? We need some images of Dunce and
Dreckery consummating their relationship..
--
PJR :-)

So you're ordering more fake pictures from Michael Cook, are you, PJ?
Are Cythera, Karla, and Gwyneth getting bored with the old ones? Or
are you really the closetboi that has been said some of your other
groups?
You needn't answer. By now, I'm sure, no one believes your answers
anymore anyway.

Why did you attach this drivel to my post three times

Because I wanted to make sure your acknowledgement of the relationship
was on record; and my first two posts didn't show up on Google.
(Neither did the third, but there's a limit.)

Post by Peter J Ross
with slight
variations

I had to rewrite, obviously. Have you been drinking again?


, plagiarist?

Oh, I bet you say that to all the Mud People, doncha, sweetie-boi?

[Peter J Ross]

In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Fri, 29 Jul 2011 19:11:51 -0700 (PDT),

Post by George Dance
been drinking again

Acknowledging that you need help is the first step to recovery, Dunce.

[Will Dockery]

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Fri, 29 Jul 2011 19:11:51 -0700 (PDT),

Post by George Dance
been drinking again

Acknowledging that you need help is the first step to recovery

Amazing that I'm almost to 5 years since I stopped drinking, isn't it?

--
New Shadowville All-Stars single "Shark Pact Manifeso",
recorded with Rusty Wood, Brian Mallard & Cat Timbes-Fawcett now
available for comment & critique at:

https://will-dockery-and-friends.soundawesome.com/

[Will Dockery]

Post by Peter J Ross
Acknowledging that you need help is the first step to recovery
--
PJR :-)

Are those what these obvious & desperate cries for help from you all
about lately, then, PJR?

--
Shark Pact Manifesto:
http://youtu.be/Ft3X3kC6nr4

[George Dance]

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed, 27 Jul 2011 19:10:54 -0700 (PDT),

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
<drecksnip>
Where is God (alias Michael Cook)? We need some images of Dunce and
Dreckery consummating their relationship..
--
PJR :-)

So you're ordering more fake pictures from Michael Cook, are you, PJ?
Are Cythera, Karla, and Gwyneth getting bored with the old ones? Or
are you really the closetboi that has been said some of your other
groups?
You needn't answer. By now, I'm sure, no one believes your answers
anymore anyway.

Why did you attach this drivel to my post

AFAIK, it's the first time you've admitted being the "brains" behind
those fake pictures, for which poor Mr. Cook took all the abuse. That
deserves to be flagged.

Post by Peter J Ross
three times with slight
variations

My posts aren't showing up, until days later. i still haven't seen the
first reply i wrote to this post, yesterday.

Post by Peter J Ross
, plagiarist?

I bet you say that to all the boys.

[Peter J Ross]

In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sat, 30 Jul 2011 08:13:44 -0700 (PDT),

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Wed, 27 Jul 2011 19:10:54 -0700 (PDT),

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
<drecksnip>
Where is God (alias Michael Cook)? We need some images of Dunce and
Dreckery consummating their relationship..
--
PJR :-)

So you're ordering more fake pictures from Michael Cook, are you, PJ?
Are Cythera, Karla, and Gwyneth getting bored with the old ones? Or
are you really the closetboi that has been said some of your other
groups?
You needn't answer. By now, I'm sure, no one believes your answers
anymore anyway.

Why did you attach this drivel to my post

AFAIK, it's the first time you've admitted being the "brains" behind
those fake pictures, for which poor Mr. Cook took all the abuse. That
deserves to be flagged.

Mr Cook's extraordinary artistic and satirical achievements were
entirely his own work.

What makes you think he "took abuse" for them? He was congratulated
and thanked all over Usenet by just about everybody except chuckles
the plagiarist and paedophile, and tommy the plagiarist and spammer.

Google will show you the effusive praise that your friend Will
Dreckery bestowed on Mr Cook.

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
three times with slight
variations

My posts aren't showing up, until days later. i still haven't seen the
first reply i wrote to this post, yesterday.

Yes, we asked the CIA to do that for us.

Jvyy ur snyy sbe gung, be unir V znetvanyyl birerfgvzngrq uvf
fghcvqvgl sbe bapr?

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
, plagiarist?

I bet you say that to all the boys.

I say it to plagiarists of both sexes.

[Will Dockery]

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
Where is God (alias Michael Cook)? We need some images
--
PJR :-)

So you're ordering more fake pictures from Michael Cook, are you, PJ?
Are Cythera, Karla, and Gwyneth getting bored with the old ones? Or
are you really the closetboi that has been said some of your other
groups?
You needn't answer. By now, I'm sure, no one believes your answers
anymore anyway.

Why did you attach this drivel to my post

AFAIK, it's the first time you've admitted being the "brains" behind
those fake pictures, for which poor Mr. Cook took all the abuse. That
deserves to be flagged.

Interestingly, others completely unrelated to PJR & Cook are now
taking credit for those photo manipulations...

--
Will Dockery music & poetry:
http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

[Will Dockery]

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
Where is God (alias Michael Cook)? We need some images

Is Michael Cook still alive?

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
PJR :-)

So you're ordering more fake pictures from Michael Cook, are you, PJ?
Are Cythera, Karla, and Gwyneth getting bored with the old ones? Or
are you really the closetboi that has been said some of your other
groups?
You needn't answer. By now, I'm sure, no one believes your answers
anymore anyway.

One of these photographs has become so beloved that several people
seem to be taking credit for making it:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1602886712632&set=a.1186387780419.29423.1250022614&type=1&theater

George, or someone, please check that link & see if it still works..?

--
Shadowville Speedway & other songs:
http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

[Tom Keske]

Human existence is a ratfuck of a mind-rape that can only end in a
deathfest.

[Will Dockery]

Post by Tom Keske
Human existence is a ratfuck of a mind-rape that can only end in a
deathfest.

Wow, lighten up, Tom!

--
Shadowville Speedway & other songs:
http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

[George Dance]

Post by Will Dockery

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
Where is God (alias Michael Cook)? We need some images

Is Michael Cook still alive?

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
PJR :-)

So you're ordering more fake pictures from Michael Cook, are you, PJ?
Are Cythera, Karla, and Gwyneth getting bored with the old ones? Or
are you really the closetboi that has been said some of your other
groups?
You needn't answer. By now, I'm sure, no one believes your answers
anymore anyway.

One of these photographs has become so beloved that several people
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1602886712632&set=a.1186387780419.29423.1250022614&type=1&theater.
George, or someone, please check that link & see if it still works..?

Yeah, it works fine - if you can call seeing that "fine." Mind you,
it'll probably be snipped out in my reply.

Post by Will Dockery
--
Shadowville Speedway & other songs:http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

[Will Dockery]

Post by George Dance

Post by Will Dockery

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
Where is God (alias Michael Cook)? We need some images

Is Michael Cook still alive?

Post by George Dance

Post by Peter J Ross
PJR :-)

So you're ordering more fake pictures from Michael Cook, are you, PJ?
Are Cythera, Karla, and Gwyneth getting bored with the old ones? Or
are you really the closetboi that has been said some of your other
groups?
You needn't answer. By now, I'm sure, no one believes your answers
anymore anyway.

One of these photographs has become so beloved that several people
 http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1602886712632&set=a.1186387780....
George, or someone, please check that link & see if it still works..?

Yeah, it works fine - if you can call seeing that "fine." Mind you,
it'll probably be snipped out in my reply.

And on that note... the time is now for this year's AIDS/HIV
fundraiser:

http://www.betterwayfoundation.com/3RD-ANNUAL-AIDS-5-K-RUN.html

Post by George Dance
--

http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

[General Zod]

Post by George Dance

Post by Will Dockery
Shark Pact Manifesto
E, G, A, E / D, A, C, G
The law of the undertow
it ends at the waterline.
In the Summerville night
not all of us can win.
There we are
where we never really were
Here we are
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
while you stab me in the back.
Smile at me
make the moment last.
Standing near Ferry Landing
wind stinging my eyes.
Centuries reflect on the river
as you smile from the sky.
Shark Pact manifesto
no one makes a sound.
Silent waiting for the Tie Snake
to drag us Underground
I saw the river darken
so green it turns to black
With the sun fading away
over the edge of Alabama.
Here we are
at the only place you'd allow
There you go
forcing my hand on
another burning bridge.
There we are
where we never really were
Here we go
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
from out of the past
Smile at me
make it last.
-Will Dockery
--
Music & poetry of Will Dockery & Friends:http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

It's good to see new writing from you on the group, Will, and that was
an enjoyable read. i take it from the letters up top (chords?) that
it's a song, but it reads fine as text alone (which means it passes my
poem criterion).

Post by Will Dockery
I saw the river darken
so green it turns to black
With the sun fading away
over the edge of Alabama.

I agree with G.D.

This is a keeper......

[Zod The Mighty]

Post by George Dance

Post by Will Dockery
Shark Pact Manifesto
E, G, A, E / D, A, C, G
The law of the undertow
it ends at the waterline.
In the Summerville night
not all of us can win.
There we are
where we never really were
Here we are
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
while you stab me in the back.
Smile at me
make the moment last.
Standing near Ferry Landing
wind stinging my eyes.
Centuries reflect on the river
as you smile from the sky.
Shark Pact manifesto
no one makes a sound.
Silent waiting for the Tie Snake
to drag us Underground
I saw the river darken
so green it turns to black
With the sun fading away
over the edge of Alabama.
Here we are
at the only place you'd allow
There you go
forcing my hand on
another burning bridge.
There we are
where we never really were
Here we go
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
from out of the past
Smile at me
make it last.
-Will Dockery
--
Music & poetry of Will Dockery & Friends:http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

It's good to see new writing from you on the group, Will, and that was
an enjoyable read. i take it from the letters up top (chords?) that
it's a song, but it reads fine as text alone (which means it passes my
poem criterion).

Post by Will Dockery
I saw the river darken
so green it turns to black
With the sun fading away
over the edge of Alabama.

Agreed and seconded....!!

[Z***@none.i2p]

A favorite revisited....!!

[Will Dockery]

Post by Peter J Ross
In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Sun, 24 Jul 2011 18:57:52 -0700 (PDT),

Post by George Dance
It's good to see new writing from you on the group, Will, and that was
an enjoyable read. i take it from the letters up top (chords?) that
it's a song, but it reads fine as text alone (which means it passes my
poem criterion).

Where is God (alias Michael Cook)?

I've wondered that from time-to-time, myself, PJR... it would be funny
to see you slobber over some of his (cough) poetry again... heh.

<unsnipped for C&C>

Shark Pact Manifesto

Post by Peter J Ross
E, G, A, E / D, A, C, G
The law of the undertow
it ends at the waterline.
In the Summerville night
not all of us can win.
There we are
where we never really were
Here we are
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
while you stab me in the back.
Smile at me
make the moment last.
Standing near Ferry Landing
wind stinging my eyes.
Centuries reflect on the river
as you smile from the sky.
Shark Pact manifesto
no one makes a sound.
Silent waiting for the Tie Snake
to drag us Underground
I saw the river darken
so green it turns to black
With the sun fading away
over the edge of Alabama.
Here we are
at the only place you'd allow
There you go
forcing my hand on
another burning bridge.
There we are
where we never really were
Here we go
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
from out of the past
Smile at me
make it last.
-Will Dockery

--
"Wobble", "She Came From Overseas" & "Crawford Road Crawl" by Will
Dockery & Friends:
http://youtu.be/_XyRCh0kj5w

Post by Peter J Ross
--

http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

[Will Dockery]

Post by Peter J Ross
Mr Cook's extraordinary artistic and satirical achievements were
entirely his own work.

Interesting that you declare word-for-word copies of a poem, with no
changes (as Cook did when he stole my Karma Bombs poem), to be so
great, PJR... this quote is a keeper!

Shark Pact Manifesto

Post by Peter J Ross
E, G, A, E / D, A, C, G
The law of the undertow
it ends at the waterline.
In the Summerville night
not all of us can win.
There we are
where we never really were
Here we are
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
while you stab me in the back.
Smile at me
make the moment last.
Standing near Ferry Landing
wind stinging my eyes.
Centuries reflect on the river
as you smile from the sky.
Shark Pact manifesto
no one makes a sound.
Silent waiting for the Tie Snake
to drag us Underground
I saw the river darken
so green it turns to black
With the sun fading away
over the edge of Alabama.
Here we are
at the only place you'd allow
There you go
forcing my hand on
another burning bridge.
There we are
where we never really were
Here we go
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
from out of the past
Smile at me
make it last.
-Will Dockery

--
Shadowville Speedway & other songs:
http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

[Will Dockery]

My focus currently Shadowville All-Stars poems I'm setting to music
with Rusty Wood & Brian Mallard for our X-Mas album, which includes
"Shark Pact Manifesto", "Railroad Muses" (rough draft linked here) &
"Swamp Street Exile"... interested in making a video for the first
single ("Shark Pact Manifesto" - http://tinyurl.com/Shark-Pact-Manifesto
) with Michael Lindberg in Sweden:

http://www.archive.org/details/RailroadMusesisleOfBricktan

Shark Pact Manifesto

Post by Will Dockery
E, G, A, E / D, A, C, G
The law of the undertow
it ends at the waterline.
In the Summerville night
not all of us can win.
There we are
where we never really were
Here we are
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
while you stab me in the back.
Smile at me
make the moment last.
Standing near Ferry Landing
wind stinging my eyes.
Centuries reflect on the river
as you smile from the sky.
Shark Pact manifesto
no one makes a sound.
Silent waiting for the Tie Snake
to drag us Underground
I saw the river darken
so green it turns to black
With the sun fading away
over the edge of Alabama.
Here we are
at the only place you'd allow
There you go
forcing my hand on
another burning bridge.
There we are
where we never really were
Here we go
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
from out of the past
Smile at me
make it last.
-Will Dockery
--

http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

[Irkin Invader Zim]

Post by Will Dockery
Shark Pact Manifesto
E, G, A, E / D, A, C, G

"Egaedacg" <-- the sound people make when reading Dockery's attempts
at "poetry."

Post by Will Dockery
The law of the undertow
it ends at the waterline.
In the Summerville night
not all of us can win.

You need to introduce yourself to the undertow, preferably while
intoxicated.

Post by Will Dockery
There we are
where we never really were
Here we are
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
while you stab me in the back.
Smile at me
make the moment last.

encouraging people to stab you is a good first step

Post by Will Dockery
Standing near Ferry Landing
wind stinging my eyes.
Centuries reflect on the river
as you smile from the sky.
Shark Pact manifesto
no one makes a sound.
Silent waiting for the Tie Snake
to drag us Underground

I don't think Microsoft Word is even capable of parsing such horrible
mangled words

Post by Will Dockery
I saw the river darken
so green it turns to black
With the sun fading away
over the edge of Alabama.
Here we are
at the only place you'd allow
There you go
forcing my hand on
another burning bridge.

Encouraging people to burn you is also a good thing

Post by Will Dockery
There we are
where we never really were
Here we go
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
from out of the past
Smile at me
make it last.

I would not smile at you if you replaced the air with laughing gas

Post by Will Dockery
-Will Dockery
- Professional Boob
--
Music & poetry of Will Dockery & Friends:http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

[Will Dockery]

Post by Irkin Invader Zim

Post by Will Dockery
Shark Pact Manifesto
E, G, A, E / D, A, C, G

"Egaedacg" <-- the sound people make when reading Dockery's attempts
at "poetry."

Post by Will Dockery
The law of the undertow
it ends at the waterline.
In the Summerville night
not all of us can win.

You need to introduce yourself to the undertow, preferably while
intoxicated.

Post by Will Dockery
There we are
where we never really were
Here we are
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
while you stab me in the back.
Smile at me
make the moment last.

encouraging people to stab you is a good first step

Post by Will Dockery
Standing near Ferry Landing
wind stinging my eyes.
Centuries reflect on the river
as you smile from the sky.
Shark Pact manifesto
no one makes a sound.
Silent waiting for the Tie Snake
to drag us Underground

I don't think Microsoft Word is even capable of parsing such horrible
mangled words

Post by Will Dockery
I saw the river darken
so green it turns to black
With the sun fading away
over the edge of Alabama.
Here we are
at the only place you'd allow
There you go
forcing my hand on
another burning bridge.

Encouraging people to burn you is also a good thing

Post by Will Dockery
There we are
where we never really were
Here we go
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
from out of the past
Smile at me
make it last.

I would not smile at you if you replaced the air with laughing gas

Hey, you're not dead after all, my anonymous little pal!

Post by Irkin Invader Zim

Post by Will Dockery

<snip>
This is not a chat room for Will Dockery and his fellow drunken pizza
delivery boys. Kindly fuck off back to whichever net.hole you emerged
from.
--
PJR :-)

Tar and feather this gentleman, why don't you?
[Jus' kidding...]
Plus le change....
/// Seems a bit harsh...

speaking metphorically, of course...

And with a dose of ironic historic Americana...

--
"Railroad Muses" (rough draft linked here) & "Swamp Street Exile".
Making a
video for the first single ("Shark Pact Manifesto" -
http://tinyurl.com/Shark-Pact-Manifesto ) with Michael Lindberg in
Sweden:
http://www.archive.org/details/RailroadMusesisleOfBricktan

Post by Irkin Invader Zim
-Will Dockery

Post by Will Dockery
- Professional Boob
--

http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

[Will Dockery]

Rough draft of new Shadowville All-Stars single "Shark Pact Manifeso",
recorded with Rusty Wood, Brian Mallard & Cat Timbes-Fawcett now
available for comment & critique at:

https://will-dockery-and-friends.soundawesome.com/

Finished single will debut at the Will Dockery & The Shadowville All-
Stars Revue at Riverwalk Event Saturday morning, September 17th.

Shark Pact Manifesto

Post by Will Dockery
E, G, A, E / D, A, C, G
The law of the undertow
it ends at the waterline.
In the Summerville night
not all of us can win.
There we are
where we never really were
Here we are
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
while you stab me in the back.
Smile at me
make the moment last.
Standing near Ferry Landing
wind stinging my eyes.
Centuries reflect on the river
as you smile from the sky.
Shark Pact manifesto
no one makes a sound.
Silent waiting for the Tie Snake
to drag us Underground
I saw the river darken
so green it turns to black
With the sun fading away
over the edge of Alabama.
Here we are
at the only place you'd allow
There you go
forcing my hand on
another burning bridge.
There we are
where we never really were
Here we go
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
from out of the past
Smile at me
make it last.
-Will Dockery
--

http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

[Will Dockery]

Shark Pact Manifesto, revised video version:

Shark Pact Manifesto written by Will Dockery (words) & Rusty Wood
(music) ©2011 W. Dockery-R. Wood, All Rights Reserved.

Video image features performance footage Brian Mallard, Austin Davis,
John Phillips & Will Dockery at Chop's Roadhouse, Columbus Georgia,
2011.

Shark Pact Manifesto

The law of the undertow
it ends at the waterline.
In the Summerville night
not all of us can win.

There we are
where we never really were
Here we are
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
while you stab me in the back.
Smile at me
make the moment last.

Standing near Ferry Landing
wind stinging my eyes.
Centuries reflect on the river
as you smile from the sky.
Shark Pact manifesto
no one makes a sound.
Silent waiting for the Tie Snake
to drag us Underground

I saw the river darken
so green it turns to black
With the sun fading away
edge of Alabama on my back.

Here we are
at the only place you'd allow
There you go
forcing my hand on
this burning bridge now.

There we are
where we never really were
Here we go
sidestepping the future.
Smile at me
from out of the past
Smile at me
make it last.

-Will Dockery