In article <***@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
AndyW says...
Post by AndyWThe really scary thing is that I've been along to a 4x4 off road club
or two and that skit is really far, far too close to reality for
comfort.
A mate of an ex of mine was *big* into off-road. We all went to a few
events together, and I was able to watch some of the "characters" at
first hand.
The first thing I noticed was that biking is not the worst "all the
gear, no idea" activity on planet earth; off-road is. Mike would turf up
in his *totally* shonky-looking SWB Jeep (or whatever it was, I've
forgotten, could have been a SWB Landie), which looked like a mobile
wrecker's yard, and proceed to get quality top-5 finishes, all day long.
Indeed the top 5 *never* seemed to have any new, flashy 4x4s in it. The
way Mike explained it, off-road has very little to do with performance,
since you could maintain those low speeds with next to no power/torque.
What mattered was suspension (his shonky shed-on-wheels, which cost him
about £1,500 to put together, concealed some very good components) and
driving ability.
The second thing that quite weirded me out was how much the "big money,
low talent" crowd looked and sounded like each other. This was before
the Fast Show, but it was eerily accurate; all the talk was of "monster
hills", "bitches of a incline" and "total mother of a splash" (I may
have got the terminology wrong). It got to the point where I could quite
happily bluff my way through a chat with one of them, without having the
first idea what I was on about ... ok, not strictly true, since I used
to do a lot of off-road driving (as opposed to competition) in the US,
but still.
And the "flash with cash" crowd absolutely *did not* talk or associate
with the "cruddy but quick" crowd. Absolutely extraordinary. I asked
Mike why they bothered turning up, and he reckoned it was to get their
4x4s muddy for the drive to work on Monday. Every once in a while one of
"Team Clean" (as he called them) would start to ask questions of the
fast boys (who were very helpful if approached, it's just they rarely
were); listen, learn, and often go out and buy something shonky and
start to *drive*.
This was a good few years ago, so things have probably changed by now,
but I recall being somewhat shocked at the division.
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Bear