C minor jam revisited

Post by carlygtr
Remember the tall tale some dicksmear told about me jamming in C
minor? Guy made up all kinds of shit. Total fantasy.
Here is an old C minor jam.
Eat my ass.
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=5802852

I gotta say, you got stamina..

BTW, we gave you shit about C#min, not Cmin. That was then, when the fun and
insults ran rampant.

Where is big gay wood when you need it?

Don Evans

2008-05-25 21:51:17 UTC

I gotta say, you got stamina..
BTW, we gave you shit about C#min, not Cmin. That was then, when the
fun and insults ran rampant.
Where is big gay wood when you need it?

I'd forgotten the C# minor thing, anyone not yet get that it's E? ... it had
to be said.

Don

acmost

2008-05-25 22:15:28 UTC

I gotta say, you got stamina..
BTW, we gave you shit about C#min, not Cmin. That was then, when the
fun and insults ran rampant.
Where is big gay wood when you need it?

I'd forgotten the C# minor thing, anyone not yet get that it's E? ... it
had to be said.
Don

You ruined it.

Don Evans

2008-05-26 08:19:57 UTC

I gotta say, you got stamina..
BTW, we gave you shit about C#min, not Cmin. That was then, when the
fun and insults ran rampant.
Where is big gay wood when you need it?

I'd forgotten the C# minor thing, anyone not yet get that it's E?
... it had to be said.
Don

You ruined it.

Yeah, I guess I did. I blurt, sometimes... can't help it.

Polfus

2008-05-26 10:45:55 UTC

Post by acmost

Post by Don Evans
I'd forgotten the C# minor thing, anyone not yet get that it's E?
... it had to be said.
Don

You ruined it.

Yeah, I guess I did. I blurt, sometimes... can't help it.

Nah..needed to be said..you're right.

Especially since I don't get it either...

Calling something C# and minor already bothers my little brain, and hell if
I can figure out how its an "E".

Help a brother out, would 'ya?

Peace,
Jason

carlygtr

2008-05-26 11:48:29 UTC

The tune is not in E.
Quite a few Zeps on my page, btw
--
My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by acmost

Post by Don Evans
I'd forgotten the C# minor thing, anyone not yet get that it's E?
... it had to be said.
Don

You ruined it.

Yeah, I guess I did. I blurt, sometimes... can't help it.

Nah..needed to be said..you're right.
Especially since I don't get it either...
Calling something C# and minor already bothers my little brain, and hell
if I can figure out how its an "E".
Help a brother out, would 'ya?
Peace,
Jason

prs geek

2008-05-26 15:22:23 UTC

Post by Don Evans
I'd forgotten the C# minor thing, anyone not yet get that it's E?
... it had to be said.
Don

You ruined it.

Yeah, I guess I did. I blurt, sometimes... can't help it.

Nah..needed to be said..you're right.
Especially since I don't get it either...
Calling something C# and minor already bothers my little brain, and
hell if I can figure out how its an "E".
Help a brother out, would 'ya?

The relative minor key to E major is C#minor, so a lot of the notes are the
same. It's the same with ANY relative minor vs. the major. The relative
minor to G is E minor. Relative minor to A is F#minor, etc... Do the math
and you'll see the relative minor is always two steps down and make it a
minor. There aren't too many songs that are written that don't use the
relative minor vs. relative major.

It's a great way to add tension to a song in a major key, by going to the
relative minor. Uhhhh, that can work the other way around too.

The ole time joke about Carls C#minor thing was just that (in general) if
you're at a blues jam and someone yells "blues in C#minor", all you have to
know is the Emajor scale (placed properly) to get through any soloing. It's
all math Jason. Works for every major key. But, since E is (understood) the
easiest key to play lead in, that's why all the joking around blah, blah,
blah........

But, to be honest, I've done probably 100 blues jams and I can't remember
any in C#minor. However that would be fun.

--
Jeff
http://tinyurl.com/5zocvm
www.myspace.com/thejackcolumbus

carlygtr

2008-05-26 15:50:02 UTC

Jeff, it was a fairy tale.
Years ago I went to some blues jam. It turned out good. guy let me play 3
tunes.
next time around he calls out some Zappa tune. It was a 2 chord vamp. I
played, traded licks and was bored silly. It wasn't a blues in C#minor. LOL
This host band was calling out wedding tunes, all sorts of shit, and it was
supposed to be a blues jam. Some of the other guys that played had no clue
to the tune they were playing. It was like the band leader was deliberately
calling out BS tunes to screw up the guest players.

As far a C#minor, alot of Trower/Hendrix stuff is in that key. it allows you
to use the open E and B strings, etc.

Anybody questioning my stuff can go right to my page and enjoy tunes in all
keys. Like I said, the guy made up some horseshit story.....
--
My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by Don Evans
I'd forgotten the C# minor thing, anyone not yet get that it's E?
... it had to be said.
Don

You ruined it.

Yeah, I guess I did. I blurt, sometimes... can't help it.

Nah..needed to be said..you're right.
Especially since I don't get it either...
Calling something C# and minor already bothers my little brain, and
hell if I can figure out how its an "E".
Help a brother out, would 'ya?

The relative minor key to E major is C#minor, so a lot of the notes are
the same. It's the same with ANY relative minor vs. the major. The
relative minor to G is E minor. Relative minor to A is F#minor, etc... Do
the math and you'll see the relative minor is always two steps down and
make it a minor. There aren't too many songs that are written that don't
use the relative minor vs. relative major.
It's a great way to add tension to a song in a major key, by going to the
relative minor. Uhhhh, that can work the other way around too.
The ole time joke about Carls C#minor thing was just that (in general) if
you're at a blues jam and someone yells "blues in C#minor", all you have
to know is the Emajor scale (placed properly) to get through any soloing.
It's all math Jason. Works for every major key. But, since E is
(understood) the easiest key to play lead in, that's why all the joking
around blah, blah, blah........
But, to be honest, I've done probably 100 blues jams and I can't remember
any in C#minor. However that would be fun.
--
Jeff
http://tinyurl.com/5zocvm
www.myspace.com/thejackcolumbus

prs geek

2008-05-26 15:58:20 UTC

Well man... You know it wa never about your playing around here (not
really)... You play well... It was other stuff...

Jeff

Post by carlygtr
Jeff, it was a fairy tale.
Years ago I went to some blues jam. It turned out good. guy let me
play 3 tunes.
next time around he calls out some Zappa tune. It was a 2 chord vamp.
I played, traded licks and was bored silly. It wasn't a blues in
C#minor. LOL This host band was calling out wedding tunes, all sorts
of shit, and it was supposed to be a blues jam. Some of the other
guys that played had no clue to the tune they were playing. It was
like the band leader was deliberately calling out BS tunes to screw
up the guest players.
As far a C#minor, alot of Trower/Hendrix stuff is in that key. it
allows you to use the open E and B strings, etc.
Anybody questioning my stuff can go right to my page and enjoy tunes
in all keys. Like I said, the guy made up some horseshit story.....

Post by Don Evans
I'd forgotten the C# minor thing, anyone not yet get that it's E?
... it had to be said.
Don

You ruined it.

Yeah, I guess I did. I blurt, sometimes... can't help it.

Nah..needed to be said..you're right.
Especially since I don't get it either...
Calling something C# and minor already bothers my little brain, and
hell if I can figure out how its an "E".
Help a brother out, would 'ya?

The relative minor key to E major is C#minor, so a lot of the notes
are the same. It's the same with ANY relative minor vs. the major.
The relative minor to G is E minor. Relative minor to A is F#minor,
etc... Do the math and you'll see the relative minor is always two
steps down and make it a minor. There aren't too many songs that are
written that don't use the relative minor vs. relative major.
It's a great way to add tension to a song in a major key, by going
to the relative minor. Uhhhh, that can work the other way around too.
The ole time joke about Carls C#minor thing was just that (in
general) if you're at a blues jam and someone yells "blues in
C#minor", all you have to know is the Emajor scale (placed properly)
to get through any soloing. It's all math Jason. Works for every
major key. But, since E is (understood) the easiest key to play lead
in, that's why all the joking around blah, blah, blah........
But, to be honest, I've done probably 100 blues jams and I can't
remember any in C#minor. However that would be fun.
--
Jeff
http://tinyurl.com/5zocvm
www.myspace.com/thejackcolumbus

Polfus

2008-05-27 18:15:36 UTC

Post by Polfus
Calling something C# and minor already bothers my little brain, and
hell if I can figure out how its an "E".
Help a brother out, would 'ya?

The relative minor key to E major is C#minor, so a lot of the notes are
the same.

( smacks shit out of self )...DUH!

Damn....I couldn't put that together....but I know what it is.

Can't say as I am aware of it when I play though...I just do the three fret
down thing to get to it.

And when I do go to the relative key, I still haven't worked out how to play
*those* notes to really get off.

Post by prs geek
It's the same with ANY relative minor vs. the major. The relative minor to
G is E minor. Relative minor to A is F#minor, etc... Do the math and
you'll see the relative minor is always two steps down and make it a
minor.

Hey...for the first time I think I see the light kinda on this....

Isn't it three steps down the fretboard, or three frets?

Post by prs geek
There aren't too many songs that are written that don't use the relative
minor vs. relative major.

Okay...so I am gonna have to really try to work this out playing more.

Post by prs geek
It's a great way to add tension to a song in a major key, by going to the
relative minor. Uhhhh, that can work the other way around too.

Cool....did it take you time when you first started doing this to work it
out, or did you pick up on it right away?

I man...should I be doing this easily, or does it take some time to work
out? 'Cause I feel retarded...

Post by prs geek
The ole time joke about Carls C#minor thing was just that (in general) if
you're at a blues jam and someone yells "blues in C#minor", all you have
to know is the Emajor scale (placed properly) to get through any soloing.

Hey.....now I understand.

*Thank* you for that.

See...it was good Don spilled the beans, 'cause now you guys taught me
something....

And *especially* thanks for typing it out for me, Big J.

Post by prs geek
It's all math Jason.

Yeah...but anything more than one number at a time trips me up.

Post by prs geek
Works for every major key. But, since E is (understood) the easiest key to
play lead in, that's why all the joking around blah, blah, blah........

Well hell..makes sense now. I was like ...."who the fuck cares about
C#minor" !

Post by prs geek
But, to be honest, I've done probably 100 blues jams and I can't remember
any in C#minor. However that would be fun.

See..there you go...damn C#minor bastard key...thats what it is...always
causing trouble.

Thanks again, Jeff.

Peace,
Jason

Rick N. Backer

2008-05-28 07:38:57 UTC

On Tue, 27 May 2008 14:15:36 -0400, "Polfus"

Post by Polfus
Calling something C# and minor already bothers my little brain, and
hell if I can figure out how its an "E".
Help a brother out, would 'ya?

The relative minor key to E major is C#minor, so a lot of the notes are
the same.

( smacks shit out of self )...DUH!
Damn....I couldn't put that together....but I know what it is.
Can't say as I am aware of it when I play though...I just do the three fret
down thing to get to it.
And when I do go to the relative key, I still haven't worked out how to play
*those* notes to really get off.

Hey...for the first time I think I see the light kinda on this....
Isn't it three steps down the fretboard, or three frets?

It's a full tone up from the 5th, or two half-steps(frets).

Polfus

2008-05-28 22:56:35 UTC

Post by Rick N. Backer

Post by Polfus
Isn't it three steps down the fretboard, or three frets?

It's a full tone up from the 5th, or two half-steps(frets).

Okay.

So if I am playing in A major, on the 5th fret, to play the relative minor I
move down 2 frets?

I had this explained long ago in a video I got, but never capitalized on it.

Give me an example please...thanks!

Peace,
Jason

Nil

2008-05-29 01:04:30 UTC

Post by Polfus
So if I am playing in A major, on the 5th fret, to play the
relative minor I move down 2 frets?

No. A few ways to look at it:

- Two keys are said to be relative if they have the same key signature.
C major and A minor both have no sharps or flats. A major and F# minor
both have three sharps. F major and D minor both have one flat. E and
C# minor both have four sharps.

- The tonic note of the relative minor starts on the 6th note of the
major scale. Take, for example, C major. The notes are:

C D E F G A B

The 6th note is A. So, A minor is the relative minor of C major.

Similarly, the tonic note of the relative major starts on the third
note of the minor scale

A B C D E F G

The third note is C, so C major is the relative major of A minor.

- In more practical terms, if you play a major scale starting and
ending on the 6th note, you will be playing the relative minor. You
don't meed to move up or down or anywhere. C major and A minor share
the same notes.

- If you're playing pentatonics, it's especially easy to visualize. An
A minor pentatonic is the same as a C major pentatonic. Same notes,
same fingerings, everything. The only difference is what notes you
emphasize and what harmony is happening underneath it. I expect you've
already discovered this by trial and error, if nobody has shown it to
you already.

Polfus

2008-05-29 02:53:13 UTC

Post by Nil

Post by Polfus
So if I am playing in A major, on the 5th fret, to play the
relative minor I move down 2 frets?

- Two keys are said to be relative if they have the same key signature.
C major and A minor both have no sharps or flats. A major and F# minor
both have three sharps. F major and D minor both have one flat. E and
C# minor both have four sharps.

I am trying and trying but my brain does not want to absorb that theory...

I never learned *this* part, for sure....I guess I didn't wanna...now it
shows I guess...great :~)

Post by Nil
- The tonic note of the relative minor starts on the 6th note of the
C D E F G A B
The 6th note is A. So, A minor is the relative minor of C major.
Similarly, the tonic note of the relative major starts on the third
note of the minor scale
A B C D E F G
The third note is C, so C major is the relative major of A minor.

Okay I got that part so far...

Post by Nil
- In more practical terms, if you play a major scale starting and
ending on the 6th note, you will be playing the relative minor.

Now *that's* an explanation that I never latched onto before....wild.

Makes sense to me if tyou say it like that.

Post by Nil
You don't meed to move up or down or anywhere. C major and A minor share
the same notes.

Post by Nil
- If you're playing pentatonics, it's especially easy to visualize. An
A minor pentatonic is the same as a C major pentatonic. Same notes,
same fingerings, everything.

Post by Nil
The only difference is what notes you
emphasize and what harmony is happening underneath it.

Ahh...I am gonna be working on this for sure now.

Post by Nil
I expect you've
already discovered this by trial and error, if nobody has shown it to
you already.

No...I don't think in terms of major or mior when I play...I just try to
play what I think is sounding good with criteria like tension/release,
swells, lead areas, etc..

its like I learned all the theory I could handle when I was trying to teach
myself some guitar, and then promptly forgot it all and just played.

THANK you for taking the time to post this to me, Lin...seriously...very
nice of you, bro.

Peace,
Jason

carlygtr

2008-05-29 10:24:40 UTC

If you got no comment, why not start your own thread and stay the hell off
mine.
--
My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by Nil

Post by Polfus
So if I am playing in A major, on the 5th fret, to play the
relative minor I move down 2 frets?

I am trying and trying but my brain does not want to absorb that theory...
I never learned *this* part, for sure....I guess I didn't wanna...now it
shows I guess...great :~)

Okay I got that part so far...

Post by Nil
- In more practical terms, if you play a major scale starting and
ending on the 6th note, you will be playing the relative minor.

Now *that's* an explanation that I never latched onto before....wild.
Makes sense to me if tyou say it like that.

Post by Nil
You don't meed to move up or down or anywhere. C major and A minor share
the same notes.

Post by Nil
- If you're playing pentatonics, it's especially easy to visualize. An
A minor pentatonic is the same as a C major pentatonic. Same notes,
same fingerings, everything.

Post by Nil
The only difference is what notes you
emphasize and what harmony is happening underneath it.

Ahh...I am gonna be working on this for sure now.

Post by Nil
I expect you've
already discovered this by trial and error, if nobody has shown it to
you already.

No...I don't think in terms of major or mior when I play...I just try to
play what I think is sounding good with criteria like tension/release,
swells, lead areas, etc..
its like I learned all the theory I could handle when I was trying to
teach myself some guitar, and then promptly forgot it all and just played.
THANK you for taking the time to post this to me, Lin...seriously...very
nice of you, bro.
Peace,
Jason

The Bison

2008-06-06 07:48:49 UTC

On Thu, 29 May 2008 06:24:40 -0400, "carlygtr"

Post by carlygtr
If you got no comment, why not start your own thread and stay the hell off
mine.

Yeah, Polfus, how dare you not talk about The Master's C# minor
expertise! Try to stay on topic. Like this!!!:

Here's a little song I wrote,
I've written nothing finer.
Inspired by true events, it's called
Depantsed! - in C sharp minor.

Our hero, Carly, took a cab
Down to the Cat's Meow,
To the blues jam there, with his guitar,
To show the lamers how.

"I'm Carl" he tells the hosting band,
"And there's no one here that's faster.
You must have heard of me" he says,
"Because I AM the MASTER!"

"Then show us your stuff", the drummer said,
With a twinkle in his eye.
But the bassist mumbled in his beard,
"Another blowhard! Why?!??"

Carl grasped his pick, and raised his arm,
And cast his eyes about.
Then he crashed his pick across the strings
And the Hendrix chord rang out!

Pentatonic! Pentatonic!
Pentatonic... clam.
"I AM the MASTER, Yes I AM!"
...pentatonic ...clam.

The drummer groaned, and dropped his sticks,
The bassist simply shuddered.
"Another Hendrix wannabe."
The keyboard player muttered.

"That's not the stuff we want. It's old.
It's stale. It's cold. It's boring.
You need to be original!
New tones! New licks! Exploring!"

"Like this!" they said, "Now listen up!"
And they turned down Carly's amp.
Then the keyboard player smiled, - and played...
A simple two chord vamp.

Such a startled look as I have seen,
Or anyone ever has,
Crossed Carly's face as he surmised
"This isn't blues - it's jazz!"

And Carly thought "It's quite clear now,
That these chords they've advanced me,
Are meant to try and throw me off!
The jerks want to depants me!"

The sweat rolled down into his eyes,
So Carly couldn't see.
And his fingers danced upon the neck,
As he tried to find the key.

At last a tuneful note was caught,
And with it, Carly stayed.
And he hammered it and hammered it,
Like that solo Neil Young played.

Pentatonic! Pentatonic!
Pentatonic... clam.
"I AM the MASTER, Yes I AM!"
...pentatonic ...clam.

The crowd grew still, and quiet then,
As the tune drew to it's end.
With a flourish Carly finished it.
His famous half-tone bend.

"I've shown these assholes now," he thought
"What the blues is all about -
And the WORLD knows that it's only ME!
That has the right to flout!"

But he wondered why, in an indoor club,
He felt the winter breeze -
He didn't realize his pants
Had dropped below his knees.

Pentatonic! Pentatonic!
Pentatonic... clam.
"I AM the MASTER, Yes I AM!"
...pentatonic ...clam.

(Courtesy of Sooty, the True Master, in memory of Carl's C# minor clam
jam that will forever live in infamy)

Odin

2008-06-08 23:02:29 UTC

Post by The Bison

Post by carlygtr
If you got no comment, why not start your own thread and stay the hell off
mine.

Yeah, Polfus, how dare you not talk about The Master's C# minor
Here's a little song I wrote,
I've written nothing finer.
Inspired by true events, it's called
Depantsed! - in C sharp minor.
Our hero, Carly, took a cab
Down to the Cat's Meow,
To the blues jam there, with his guitar,
To show the lamers how.
"I'm Carl" he tells the hosting band,
"And there's no one here that's faster.
You must have heard of me" he says,
"Because I AM the MASTER!"
"Then show us your stuff", the drummer said,
With a twinkle in his eye.
But the bassist mumbled in his beard,
"Another blowhard! Why?!??"
Carl grasped his pick, and raised his arm,
And cast his eyes about.
Then he crashed his pick across the strings
And the Hendrix chord rang out!
Pentatonic! Pentatonic!
Pentatonic... clam.
"I AM the MASTER, Yes I AM!"
...pentatonic ...clam.
The drummer groaned, and dropped his sticks,
The bassist simply shuddered.
"Another Hendrix wannabe."
The keyboard player muttered.
"That's not the stuff we want. It's old.
It's stale. It's cold. It's boring.
You need to be original!
New tones! New licks! Exploring!"
"Like this!" they said, "Now listen up!"
And they turned down Carly's amp.
Then the keyboard player smiled, - and played...
A simple two chord vamp.
Such a startled look as I have seen,
Or anyone ever has,
Crossed Carly's face as he surmised
"This isn't blues - it's jazz!"
And Carly thought "It's quite clear now,
That these chords they've advanced me,
Are meant to try and throw me off!
The jerks want to depants me!"
The sweat rolled down into his eyes,
So Carly couldn't see.
And his fingers danced upon the neck,
As he tried to find the key.
At last a tuneful note was caught,
And with it, Carly stayed.
And he hammered it and hammered it,
Like that solo Neil Young played.
Pentatonic! Pentatonic!
Pentatonic... clam.
"I AM the MASTER, Yes I AM!"
...pentatonic ...clam.
The crowd grew still, and quiet then,
As the tune drew to it's end.
With a flourish Carly finished it.
His famous half-tone bend.
"I've shown these assholes now," he thought
"What the blues is all about -
And the WORLD knows that it's only ME!
That has the right to flout!"
But he wondered why, in an indoor club,
He felt the winter breeze -
He didn't realize his pants
Had dropped below his knees.
Pentatonic! Pentatonic!
Pentatonic... clam.
"I AM the MASTER, Yes I AM!"
...pentatonic ...clam.
(Courtesy of Sooty, the True Master, in memory of Carl's C# minor clam
jam that will forever live in infamy)

True greatness

carlygtr

2008-06-09 10:02:53 UTC

Sooty couldnt play, so he had to be good at something. LOL
--
My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by The Bison

Post by carlygtr
If you got no comment, why not start your own thread and stay the hell off
mine.

True greatness

The Bison

2008-06-10 09:13:52 UTC

Post by carlygtr
Sooty couldnt play, so he had to be good at something. LOL

Sooty was The True Master.

Here's the reality of poor Carl at the famous LI Blues Jam. This is
what he's still traumatized and flailing about to this day, 7 years
later:

[from the LI Blues group]
From: ***@y...
[Date: Fri Sep 7, 2001 12:26 am
[Subject: Re: New Fakebook recommendations
[
[Man, I thought I was in deep shit last night when you called that
[Zappa tune. You told me the chords, not that it helped...as I'm self-
[taught and you may as well said something in another language!!!!
[Luckily I found the key and winged it, but I was kinda nervous a
[minute or so.

IOW for at least a minute, poor Carl couldn't even find the key!
He came back to rmmg complaining that the jam leader had tried to
depants him by calling a 'Jazz tune.'

[Guy throws out some Frank Zappa tune with
[demented jazz chords out of the blue. I walked away
[pissed off that somebody would try to "depants" me in a bar.

It turns out that it was only C#m to D. The leader had called the tune
cause there were some beginners, and he thought it would be easier for
them to follow:

[Date: Mon Sep 10, 2001 11:39 pm
[
[>--- In ***@y...:
[> I had a request for some Zappa, so thats why I called
[> it out, its a fairly simple tune, c#-7 to Dmaj7, two
[> chords in the whole song, same pattern, no bridge, no
[> chorus.
[
[From: ***@y...
[I freaked...I'm completely self taught, so although I found where you
[were (sort of!)....I panicked first minute!

IOW, he was flailing out of key over a simple two-chord vamp. This was
confirmed by some people at the jam:

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.makers.guitar/browse_thread/thread/7d16ca48547620f/1dc4fc859f7dca5a?hl=en&lnk=st&q=#1dc4fc859f7dca5a

(OR: http://tinyurl.com/573b3n )

Some quotable stuff: "CJarl is an ogre-like 50+ year old slob with
hygeine problems. Picture Homer Simpson with Yngvie's attitude."

This stuff's even funnier if you check Carl's previous posts to the LI
Blues group, telling beginners to stay off the stage.

And so a legend was born...

Post by The Bison
Here's a little song I wrote,
I've written nothing finer.
Inspired by true events, it's called
Depantsed! - in C sharp minor.
Our hero, Carly, took a cab
Down to the Cat's Meow,
To the blues jam there, with his guitar,
To show the lamers how.
"I'm Carl" he tells the hosting band,
"And there's no one here that's faster.
You must have heard of me" he says,
"Because I AM the MASTER!"
"Then show us your stuff", the drummer said,
With a twinkle in his eye.
But the bassist mumbled in his beard,
"Another blowhard! Why?!??"
Carl grasped his pick, and raised his arm,
And cast his eyes about.
Then he crashed his pick across the strings
And the Hendrix chord rang out!
Pentatonic! Pentatonic!
Pentatonic... clam.
"I AM the MASTER, Yes I AM!"
...pentatonic ...clam.
The drummer groaned, and dropped his sticks,
The bassist simply shuddered.
"Another Hendrix wannabe."
The keyboard player muttered.
"That's not the stuff we want. It's old.
It's stale. It's cold. It's boring.
You need to be original!
New tones! New licks! Exploring!"
"Like this!" they said, "Now listen up!"
And they turned down Carly's amp.
Then the keyboard player smiled, - and played...
A simple two chord vamp.
Such a startled look as I have seen,
Or anyone ever has,
Crossed Carly's face as he surmised
"This isn't blues - it's jazz!"
And Carly thought "It's quite clear now,
That these chords they've advanced me,
Are meant to try and throw me off!
The jerks want to depants me!"
The sweat rolled down into his eyes,
So Carly couldn't see.
And his fingers danced upon the neck,
As he tried to find the key.
At last a tuneful note was caught,
And with it, Carly stayed.
And he hammered it and hammered it,
Like that solo Neil Young played.
Pentatonic! Pentatonic!
Pentatonic... clam.
"I AM the MASTER, Yes I AM!"
...pentatonic ...clam.
The crowd grew still, and quiet then,
As the tune drew to it's end.
With a flourish Carly finished it.
His famous half-tone bend.
"I've shown these assholes now," he thought
"What the blues is all about -
And the WORLD knows that it's only ME!
That has the right to flout!"
But he wondered why, in an indoor club,
He felt the winter breeze -
He didn't realize his pants
Had dropped below his knees.
Pentatonic! Pentatonic!
Pentatonic... clam.
"I AM the MASTER, Yes I AM!"
...pentatonic ...clam.
(Courtesy of Sooty, the True Master, in memory of Carl's C# minor clam
jam that will forever live in infamy)

True greatness

carlygtr

2008-06-10 14:37:46 UTC

LOL-
Nice fantasy.
Here's reality -

http://soundclick.com/share?songid=5802852

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My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

EAT MY ASS

The Bison

2008-06-10 17:07:54 UTC

On Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:37:46 -0400, "carlygtr"

Post by carlygtr
LOL-
Nice fantasy.
Here's reality -

Reality is right up there in your quotes. Why else would you bother to
snip it.

Everyone was wondering about the 'weird jazz chords' that they called
to depants you. Turns out to be C#minor. Ooooh, It's a tough one.

Now here you are, 7 years later, still worked up about it. You've been
longing for redemption for 7 years, working on that jazz chord. Now
you're ready to prove yourself. But alas, you've been working on Cm
instead of C#m! Bummer! This would explain why you sounded so bad at
the Cat's Meow jam--you were playing in C minor....1/2 step off.

But here's a solution: Get a capo, hamster!

carlygtr

2008-06-10 17:33:28 UTC

My quotes? LOL

Robb Scott. Still a fucking queer. LOL
Enjoy my tunes, douchebag

--
My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

The Bison

2008-06-10 17:54:48 UTC

On Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:33:28 -0400, "carlygtr"

Post by carlygtr
My quotes? LOL
Robb Scott. Still a fucking queer. LOL
Enjoy my tunes, douchebag

Wrong, but now we know who's haunting your dreams and fantasies. Robb
put the Boomstick to ya! What a tremendous player...Robb, that is.
Since you mention it, here's another old post...pretty funny:

http://tinyurl.com/6pjuaq

Now Carly emerges after 7 years, like some weird behootered cicada,
announcing that he's mastered the Cm chord. Ooops..it was C#m.
See you in 7 more years, hamster!

carlygtr

2008-06-10 18:36:46 UTC

Really? I thought he sucked.
Enjoy my page, doucher-
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http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by The Bison
On Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:33:28 -0400, "carlygtr"

Post by carlygtr
My quotes? LOL
Robb Scott. Still a fucking queer. LOL
Enjoy my tunes, douchebag

Wrong, but now we know who's haunting your dreams and fantasies. Robb
put the Boomstick to ya! What a tremendous player...Robb, that is.
http://tinyurl.com/6pjuaq
Now Carly emerges after 7 years, like some weird behootered cicada,
announcing that he's mastered the Cm chord. Ooops..it was C#m.
See you in 7 more years, hamster!

C***@gmail.com

2008-06-10 19:51:42 UTC

Some weird shit in this thread. I don't know who Robb Scott is.
Does he have any clips anywhere?

Carl, that's some dynamite playing, man! Listened to all of those.
What's all this C# stuff about?

I gotta ask...

What kind of guitar are you using?

What kind of effects are you playing through?

CO

Post by carlygtr
Really? I thought he sucked.
Enjoy my page, doucher-
--

Post by The Bison
On Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:33:28 -0400, "carlygtr"

My quotes? LOL
Robb Scott. Still a fucking queer. LOL
Enjoy my tunes, douchebag

- Show quoted text -

carlygtr

2008-06-10 20:32:46 UTC

Rott Scott is a douchebag. No clips.

On my C# jam, it was a Custom Shop Jeff Beck Strat, my Reinhardt
Vintage-100, and a Menatone Top Boost In A Can.

The gear for my clips is listed on my SoundClick page-

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=343910&content=music
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<***@gmail.com> wrote in message news:e76b3c57-9487-41e7-a197-***@f63g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
Some weird shit in this thread. I don't know who Robb Scott is.
Does he have any clips anywhere?

Carl, that's some dynamite playing, man! Listened to all of those.
What's all this C# stuff about?

I gotta ask...

What kind of guitar are you using?

What kind of effects are you playing through?

CO

Post by carlygtr
Really? I thought he sucked.
Enjoy my page, doucher-
--

Post by The Bison
On Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:33:28 -0400, "carlygtr"

My quotes? LOL
Robb Scott. Still a fucking queer. LOL
Enjoy my tunes, douchebag

- Show quoted text -

C***@gmail.com

2008-06-10 22:30:47 UTC

Post by C***@gmail.com
What kind of guitar are you using?
What kind of effects are you playing through?

On my C# jam, it was a Custom Shop Jeff Beck Strat, my Reinhardt
Vintage-100, and a Menatone Top Boost In A Can.

Wow. What kind of bra are you using now?

COB.bfe
CarlOstemyBag, big fat elvis

PS: Robb Scott absolutely rules. And that 'hot girl' all over your
page...
Yeah, that's really me too. Got her picture online somewhere. Sad.
Era.

carlygtr

2008-06-10 23:03:00 UTC

EAT MY ASS LOL
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http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by C***@gmail.com
What kind of guitar are you using?
What kind of effects are you playing through?

On my C# jam, it was a Custom Shop Jeff Beck Strat, my Reinhardt
Vintage-100, and a Menatone Top Boost In A Can.

carlygtr

2008-06-10 23:07:54 UTC

Must suck when you got nothing.
Enjoy my tunes. Faggot Robb Scott
You got nothing bitch, remember that. You're my bitch.
--
My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by C***@gmail.com
What kind of guitar are you using?
What kind of effects are you playing through?

On my C# jam, it was a Custom Shop Jeff Beck Strat, my Reinhardt
Vintage-100, and a Menatone Top Boost In A Can.

carlygtr

2008-06-10 23:17:50 UTC

Contact Miniature Sun

phone: 800.335.3829

Loading Image...

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My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by carlygtr
Must suck when you got nothing.
Enjoy my tunes. Faggot Robb Scott
You got nothing bitch, remember that. You're my bitch.
--
My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by C***@gmail.com
What kind of guitar are you using?
What kind of effects are you playing through?

On my C# jam, it was a Custom Shop Jeff Beck Strat, my Reinhardt
Vintage-100, and a Menatone Top Boost In A Can.

Wow. What kind of bra are you using now?
COB.bfe
CarlOstemyBag, big fat elvis
PS: Robb Scott absolutely rules. And that 'hot girl' all over your
page...
Yeah, that's really me too. Got her picture online somewhere. Sad.
Era.

C***@gmail.com

2008-06-11 02:44:21 UTC

Post by carlygtr
Must suck when you got nothing.
Enjoy my tunes. Faggot Robb Scott
You got nothing bitch, remember that. You're my bitch.

Why do you keep talking about Robb Scott? I'm not Robb Scott. But now
I wish I was. He must have spanked you. Hard. Your ass is still red 7
years later. Don't feel bad. Robb has evidently worked his ass off to
play like that.

Meanwhile, you're still knocking around threatening people and getting
thrown off guitar forums at the age of, what, 65? And sadly, your once-
pert hooters are starting to sag.

Hey, here's one: What does Carl Fiadino have between his breasts that
other guitarists don't? A: His belly button!

Your buddy,
Carl Ostomybag

carlygtr

2008-06-11 03:11:52 UTC

Contact Miniature Sun

phone: 800.335.3829

http://www.miniaturesun.com/images/robb_main_200.jpg
--
My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by carlygtr
Must suck when you got nothing.
Enjoy my tunes. Faggot Robb Scott
You got nothing bitch, remember that. You're my bitch.

Robb Scott

2008-06-11 01:05:12 UTC

Post by carlygtr
My quotes? LOL
Robb Scott. Still a fucking queer. LOL

And still lurking, though not participating like I used to.

The Truth: Sooty's poem called it precisely. The tune at the jam called
for you to adjust the chord scale for each chord (there were only, umm,
2). This is a skill that you, famously and hilariously, don't possess.
Some "Master". You were then, and are now, and will be forever, a joke.

This incident exposed your massive deficiencies as a guitarist, and as a
musician.

Your failure to show up at the recent Amp show in NJ, and your failure
to follow through on your recent threats to one Mr. Kage (as well as
your failure to confront one Mr. Feder, all those years ago), expose
your deficiencies as a "man", and as a human being.

Let's not even get into the infamous "Juma" clip, a complete and utter
trainwreck now available on YT. I have to admit, I'd thought that was a
completely made up story. Would'st that that were so. You were better
off leaving that as some sort of dim legend, because the actual reality
is just, just....

Sad.

At the risk of seeming crude: You're a pussy. A Nancy Boy. A Fucking
Pansy. No Balls. No Sack. No Ear. No Talent. A fake, and a fraud.

The world knows this. And deep down, as I've pointed out in the past, so
do you.

Oh hey, how's that multitrack recorder coming along? You DID pick one
up, right? 'cause you were mouthing off how you'd do so much better than
real pros like Jeff and Andy if you ever got one. And that was several
years ago, so you've obviously got one and have "mastered" it by now,
right?

I'm still laughing.

Don't bother replying...you slipped out of the killfile, and are now
going back in. You've been tossed off of every web forum available
(because you can't help being a complete dick), and Mike Verdosa isn't
letting you ruin his site anymore. So once again you're talking to
yourself, through a 100 watt amp, set on .05 in your bedroom.

Regards to Mommie...

=====================
The One True Robb
=====================

Polfus

2008-06-11 01:26:50 UTC

Awesome.

Peace,
Jason
http://www.myspace.com/wontonstudios

Post by carlygtr
My quotes? LOL
Robb Scott. Still a fucking queer. LOL

And still lurking, though not participating like I used to.
The Truth: Sooty's poem called it precisely. The tune at the jam called
for you to adjust the chord scale for each chord (there were only, umm,
2). This is a skill that you, famously and hilariously, don't possess.
Some "Master". You were then, and are now, and will be forever, a joke.
This incident exposed your massive deficiencies as a guitarist, and as a
musician.
Your failure to show up at the recent Amp show in NJ, and your failure
to follow through on your recent threats to one Mr. Kage (as well as
your failure to confront one Mr. Feder, all those years ago), expose
your deficiencies as a "man", and as a human being.
Let's not even get into the infamous "Juma" clip, a complete and utter
trainwreck now available on YT. I have to admit, I'd thought that was a
completely made up story. Would'st that that were so. You were better
off leaving that as some sort of dim legend, because the actual reality
is just, just....
Sad.
At the risk of seeming crude: You're a pussy. A Nancy Boy. A Fucking
Pansy. No Balls. No Sack. No Ear. No Talent. A fake, and a fraud.
The world knows this. And deep down, as I've pointed out in the past, so
do you.
Oh hey, how's that multitrack recorder coming along? You DID pick one
up, right? 'cause you were mouthing off how you'd do so much better than
real pros like Jeff and Andy if you ever got one. And that was several
years ago, so you've obviously got one and have "mastered" it by now,
right?
I'm still laughing.
Don't bother replying...you slipped out of the killfile, and are now
going back in. You've been tossed off of every web forum available
(because you can't help being a complete dick), and Mike Verdosa isn't
letting you ruin his site anymore. So once again you're talking to
yourself, through a 100 watt amp, set on .05 in your bedroom.
Regards to Mommie...
=====================
The One True Robb
=====================

carlygtr

2008-06-11 02:34:20 UTC

asshole, cant stand on your own two feet? Soon Yee bitch
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Post by Polfus
Awesome.
Peace,
Jason
http://www.myspace.com/wontonstudios

Post by carlygtr
My quotes? LOL
Robb Scott. Still a fucking queer. LOL

And still lurking, though not participating like I used to.
The Truth: Sooty's poem called it precisely. The tune at the jam called
for you to adjust the chord scale for each chord (there were only, umm,
2). This is a skill that you, famously and hilariously, don't possess.
Some "Master". You were then, and are now, and will be forever, a joke.
This incident exposed your massive deficiencies as a guitarist, and as a
musician.
Your failure to show up at the recent Amp show in NJ, and your failure
to follow through on your recent threats to one Mr. Kage (as well as
your failure to confront one Mr. Feder, all those years ago), expose
your deficiencies as a "man", and as a human being.
Let's not even get into the infamous "Juma" clip, a complete and utter
trainwreck now available on YT. I have to admit, I'd thought that was a
completely made up story. Would'st that that were so. You were better
off leaving that as some sort of dim legend, because the actual reality
is just, just....
Sad.
At the risk of seeming crude: You're a pussy. A Nancy Boy. A Fucking
Pansy. No Balls. No Sack. No Ear. No Talent. A fake, and a fraud.
The world knows this. And deep down, as I've pointed out in the past, so
do you.
Oh hey, how's that multitrack recorder coming along? You DID pick one
up, right? 'cause you were mouthing off how you'd do so much better than
real pros like Jeff and Andy if you ever got one. And that was several
years ago, so you've obviously got one and have "mastered" it by now,
right?
I'm still laughing.
Don't bother replying...you slipped out of the killfile, and are now
going back in. You've been tossed off of every web forum available
(because you can't help being a complete dick), and Mike Verdosa isn't
letting you ruin his site anymore. So once again you're talking to
yourself, through a 100 watt amp, set on .05 in your bedroom.
Regards to Mommie...
=====================
The One True Robb
=====================

carlygtr

2008-06-11 02:33:43 UTC

LOL
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Post by carlygtr
My quotes? LOL
Robb Scott. Still a fucking queer. LOL

And still lurking, though not participating like I used to.
The Truth: Sooty's poem called it precisely. The tune at the jam called
for you to adjust the chord scale for each chord (there were only, umm,
2). This is a skill that you, famously and hilariously, don't possess.
Some "Master". You were then, and are now, and will be forever, a joke.
This incident exposed your massive deficiencies as a guitarist, and as a
musician.
Your failure to show up at the recent Amp show in NJ, and your failure
to follow through on your recent threats to one Mr. Kage (as well as
your failure to confront one Mr. Feder, all those years ago), expose
your deficiencies as a "man", and as a human being.
Let's not even get into the infamous "Juma" clip, a complete and utter
trainwreck now available on YT. I have to admit, I'd thought that was a
completely made up story. Would'st that that were so. You were better
off leaving that as some sort of dim legend, because the actual reality
is just, just....
Sad.
At the risk of seeming crude: You're a pussy. A Nancy Boy. A Fucking
Pansy. No Balls. No Sack. No Ear. No Talent. A fake, and a fraud.
The world knows this. And deep down, as I've pointed out in the past, so
do you.
Oh hey, how's that multitrack recorder coming along? You DID pick one
up, right? 'cause you were mouthing off how you'd do so much better than
real pros like Jeff and Andy if you ever got one. And that was several
years ago, so you've obviously got one and have "mastered" it by now,
right?
I'm still laughing.
Don't bother replying...you slipped out of the killfile, and are now
going back in. You've been tossed off of every web forum available
(because you can't help being a complete dick), and Mike Verdosa isn't
letting you ruin his site anymore. So once again you're talking to
yourself, through a 100 watt amp, set on .05 in your bedroom.
Regards to Mommie...
=====================
The One True Robb
=====================

carlygtr

2008-06-11 03:11:14 UTC

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http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by carlygtr
LOL
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My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by carlygtr
My quotes? LOL
Robb Scott. Still a fucking queer. LOL

And still lurking, though not participating like I used to.

You never had nothing to say anyway.

Post by Robb Scott
The Truth: Sooty's poem called it precisely. The tune at the jam called
for you to adjust the chord scale for each chord (there were only, umm,
2). This is a skill that you, famously and hilariously, don't possess.
Some "Master". You were then, and are now, and will be forever, a joke.
This incident exposed your massive deficiencies as a guitarist, and as a
musician.

Right, thats why in a year I got near 15K hits on both my clip sites. Good
call LOL

Post by Robb Scott
Your failure to show up at the recent Amp show in NJ, and your failure
to follow through on your recent threats to one Mr. Kage (as well as
your failure to confront one Mr. Feder, all those years ago), expose
your deficiencies as a "man", and as a human being.

Kind of like STEEL COCK'S failure to show at two concerts I said Id be at.
He was a no-show. Go figure

Post by Robb Scott
Let's not even get into the infamous "Juma" clip, a complete and utter
trainwreck now available on YT. I have to admit, I'd thought that was a
completely made up story. Would'st that that were so. You were better
off leaving that as some sort of dim legend, because the actual reality
is just, just....
Sad.

I posted the vid as well as the rest of the show. I guess you missed the
wild applause at the end of each tune.
thats one more vid than you got up homo.

Your a jealous fuck. always were. Your one tune you posted years ago was a
joke.
Address your jealousy issues faggot. Look at your pic. your nothing but a
faggot.

Post by Robb Scott
At the risk of seeming crude: You're a pussy. A Nancy Boy. A Fucking
Pansy. No Balls. No Sack. No Ear. No Talent. A fake, and a fraud.
The world knows this. And deep down, as I've pointed out in the past, so
do you.
Oh hey, how's that multitrack recorder coming along? You DID pick one
up, right? 'cause you were mouthing off how you'd do so much better than
real pros like Jeff and Andy if you ever got one. And that was several
years ago, so you've obviously got one and have "mastered" it by now,
right?
I'm still laughing.

So am I. 15 K hits. You? ZERO
Get a life , queer, instead of tracking my every word.
Tons of hits, compliments, etc.
it burns your ass good, you motherless cockbag.

Post those pics of you with the grampa pants, you fucking failure at life.

Nothing but a stalking POS faggot.
You or anybody else can stop me, bitch, so EAT MY BALLS AND ASS

Post by Robb Scott
Don't bother replying...you slipped out of the killfile, and are now
going back in. You've been tossed off of every web forum available
(because you can't help being a complete dick), and Mike Verdosa isn't
letting you ruin his site anymore. So once again you're talking to
yourself, through a 100 watt amp, set on .05 in your bedroom.
Regards to Mommie...
=====================
The One True Robb
=====================

I run Mike's site, ASSHOLE. What a STUPID FUCKSTAIN.

Fuck your mommy, nigga

The Bison

2008-06-11 07:38:32 UTC

On Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:11:14 -0400, "carlygtr"

Post by carlygtr
--
Right, thats why in a year I got near 15K hits on both my clip sites. Good
call LOL
Address your jealousy issues faggot. Look at your pic. your nothing but a
faggot.

That's just the hormone treatments talkin':

Those are some mighty fine hooters there, little lady!

Post by carlygtr
So am I. 15 K hits. You? ZERO

Look at the comments before you brag about hits. Your stuff is
crosslinked on comedy sites and gynomastia clinics:

http://www.findasurgeon.com/gynomastia.html

You look like Mama Cass with more hair.

carlygtr

2008-06-11 10:15:12 UTC

15K hits. Great comments!! LOLOLOLOL
Look at the few grand I got in free gear to demo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I put that vid up. LOL

How about a cross between Baron Van Raschkee and Jimmy Durante? LOL

Loading Image...

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Post by The Bison
On Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:11:14 -0400, "carlygtr"

Post by carlygtr
--
Right, thats why in a year I got near 15K hits on both my clip sites.
Good
call LOL
Address your jealousy issues faggot. Look at your pic. your nothing but a
faggot.

http://youtu.be/hsMQb9We6Rc
Those are some mighty fine hooters there, little lady!

Post by carlygtr
So am I. 15 K hits. You? ZERO

Look at the comments before you brag about hits. Your stuff is
http://www.findasurgeon.com/gynomastia.html
You look like Mama Cass with more hair.

carlygtr

2008-06-11 02:34:52 UTC

Contact Miniature Sun

phone: 800.335.3829

http://www.miniaturesun.com/images/robb_main_200.jpg
--
My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by carlygtr
My quotes? LOL
Robb Scott. Still a fucking queer. LOL

And still lurking, though not participating like I used to.
The Truth: Sooty's poem called it precisely. The tune at the jam called
for you to adjust the chord scale for each chord (there were only, umm,
2). This is a skill that you, famously and hilariously, don't possess.
Some "Master". You were then, and are now, and will be forever, a joke.
This incident exposed your massive deficiencies as a guitarist, and as a
musician.
Your failure to show up at the recent Amp show in NJ, and your failure
to follow through on your recent threats to one Mr. Kage (as well as
your failure to confront one Mr. Feder, all those years ago), expose
your deficiencies as a "man", and as a human being.
Let's not even get into the infamous "Juma" clip, a complete and utter
trainwreck now available on YT. I have to admit, I'd thought that was a
completely made up story. Would'st that that were so. You were better
off leaving that as some sort of dim legend, because the actual reality
is just, just....
Sad.
At the risk of seeming crude: You're a pussy. A Nancy Boy. A Fucking
Pansy. No Balls. No Sack. No Ear. No Talent. A fake, and a fraud.
The world knows this. And deep down, as I've pointed out in the past, so
do you.
Oh hey, how's that multitrack recorder coming along? You DID pick one
up, right? 'cause you were mouthing off how you'd do so much better than
real pros like Jeff and Andy if you ever got one. And that was several
years ago, so you've obviously got one and have "mastered" it by now,
right?
I'm still laughing.
Don't bother replying...you slipped out of the killfile, and are now
going back in. You've been tossed off of every web forum available
(because you can't help being a complete dick), and Mike Verdosa isn't
letting you ruin his site anymore. So once again you're talking to
yourself, through a 100 watt amp, set on .05 in your bedroom.
Regards to Mommie...
=====================
The One True Robb
=====================

Teddy Salad

2008-06-11 13:01:27 UTC

Post by Robb Scott
I'm still laughing.

So am I. You gotta be shitting me Carl. With that shit up on You Tube
and you're still bragging about your skills? Get a grip. And STFU.
Really.

First off, you couldn't be Robb Scott's roadie. You'd piss your frilly
panties if you ever had to get on stage with him because he'd rip you a
new one. And that would most likely happen when you were tuning up.

You think you could play with Jeff or Andy? Dream on, boogermeister.
They'd smoke your ass in a heartbeat without even trying to.

If you want any kind of credibility, try doing an acoustic piece where
the signal isn't digitally processed to within an inch of it's life. I
know you'll come up with some excuse for not doing it. Because you
can't. Carl, you're not as good as you think you are.

The world is full of guitar players. Some are good, some aren't so
good and some are utter assholes. Guess which category you're in.

ts

--
toneguru_uk at yahoo dot com

carlygtr

2008-06-11 13:11:12 UTC

Why are you looking at a FD-II demo vid thats old and somebody douced with
reverb? LOL

My stuff is on my MySpace page. Go listen.

I heard Robb scott's one tune years ago. Decent. Certainly nothing
staggering. I saw his onstage pics as well....in his Mr Green Jeans drawers.
He wouldnt rip anybody a new one.

Yeah, I can jam with anybody really.....in a rock/blues context. Get over
it.

Pretty good variey of stuff on my page. Can't say the same for the guys you
mentioned. Later asshole.
--
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http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by Teddy Salad

Post by Robb Scott
I'm still laughing.

So am I. You gotta be shitting me Carl. With that shit up on You Tube
and you're still bragging about your skills? Get a grip. And STFU.
Really.
First off, you couldn't be Robb Scott's roadie. You'd piss your frilly
panties if you ever had to get on stage with him because he'd rip you a
new one. And that would most likely happen when you were tuning up.
You think you could play with Jeff or Andy? Dream on, boogermeister.
They'd smoke your ass in a heartbeat without even trying to.
If you want any kind of credibility, try doing an acoustic piece where
the signal isn't digitally processed to within an inch of it's life. I
know you'll come up with some excuse for not doing it. Because you
can't. Carl, you're not as good as you think you are.
The world is full of guitar players. Some are good, some aren't so
good and some are utter assholes. Guess which category you're in.
ts
--
toneguru_uk at yahoo dot com

carlygtr

2008-06-11 13:13:31 UTC

If you're too stupid to get to my page, here's the other page. Take a
listen. Robb Scott, my ass. He needs 5 email accounts to make his
point......Where's his tiunes? Up his ass?

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=343910&content=music
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http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by Teddy Salad

Post by Robb Scott
I'm still laughing.

So am I. You gotta be shitting me Carl. With that shit up on You Tube
and you're still bragging about your skills? Get a grip. And STFU.
Really.
First off, you couldn't be Robb Scott's roadie. You'd piss your frilly
panties if you ever had to get on stage with him because he'd rip you a
new one. And that would most likely happen when you were tuning up.
You think you could play with Jeff or Andy? Dream on, boogermeister.
They'd smoke your ass in a heartbeat without even trying to.
If you want any kind of credibility, try doing an acoustic piece where
the signal isn't digitally processed to within an inch of it's life. I
know you'll come up with some excuse for not doing it. Because you
can't. Carl, you're not as good as you think you are.
The world is full of guitar players. Some are good, some aren't so
good and some are utter assholes. Guess which category you're in.
ts
--
toneguru_uk at yahoo dot com

carlygtr

2008-06-11 13:18:58 UTC

Oh, by the way. Check out the CHART RATINGS on my tunes. Pretty
good....especially since the come up scoring high out of tens of thousands
and even hundreds of thousands entrees. Count the #1's I got.

Robb Scott? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He 's jealous of a self-taught player (me) He's a schooled aint never been.
Nothing to say. ONE tune with Dan Stanley that was a joke at best.

EAT MY BALLS AND ASSHOLE-

Area 51 wah demo

# 164 in Rock (highest position was 13). Total songs: 149,647
# 21 in Guitar Rock (highest position was 2). Total songs: 16,119

Sub-Genres

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These songs have previously been on the charts.
All Along The Watchtower
# 31 in Rock. Total songs: 149,647
# 3 in Guitar Rock. Total songs: 16,119
Baker/ GT-500 Blues
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Blues
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# 4 in Guitar Rock. Total songs: 16,119
Bogner Ecstasy demo $1
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# 2 in Guitar Rock. Total songs: 16,119
Bogner's 3 channels demo vamp
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Brush With The Blues
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BURN
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C Minor Jam
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# 2 in Guitar Rock. Total songs: 16,119
Centrifugal Funk
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Day Of The Eagle
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Dunlop 'Octavio' demo #1
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Freedom- jammin' w/ Jimi
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Fulltone GT-500 (alternate take)
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G sus Jam
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Goodbye Pork Pie Hat (Bogner)
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Howie- Baker
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Jam #56
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Led Boots
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Lemon Song
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Machine Gun
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Machine Gun (Throbak Stone Bender)
# 12 in Rock. Total songs: 149,647
# 1 in Guitar Rock. Total songs: 16,119
Power Of Soul- Dedicated to Buddy Miles
# 15 in Rock. Total songs: 149,647
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Quadrant 4
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# 2 in Guitar Rock. Total songs: 16,119
Superstition
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# 1 in Guitar Rock. Total songs: 16,119
The Ocean
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# 2 in Guitar Rock. Total songs: 16,119
The Pump
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carlygtr

2008-06-11 13:28:05 UTC

Robb Scott on YouTube?
If so, post the link. Robb Scott likes to comment, but has nothing to show
of himself. Typical of the net PUSSIES I run across.

PS- The SF show in '92 was an unrehearsed JAM....and it came off great. The
audience dug every second of it. I was a GUEST to a cool event.

More vids....and more to come-

--
My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by Teddy Salad

Post by Robb Scott
I'm still laughing.

So am I. You gotta be shitting me Carl. With that shit up on You Tube
and you're still bragging about your skills? Get a grip. And STFU.
Really.
First off, you couldn't be Robb Scott's roadie. You'd piss your frilly
panties if you ever had to get on stage with him because he'd rip you a
new one. And that would most likely happen when you were tuning up.
You think you could play with Jeff or Andy? Dream on, boogermeister.
They'd smoke your ass in a heartbeat without even trying to.
If you want any kind of credibility, try doing an acoustic piece where
the signal isn't digitally processed to within an inch of it's life. I
know you'll come up with some excuse for not doing it. Because you
can't. Carl, you're not as good as you think you are.
The world is full of guitar players. Some are good, some aren't so
good and some are utter assholes. Guess which category you're in.
ts
--
toneguru_uk at yahoo dot com

Buck Nekkid

2008-06-11 13:40:54 UTC

Post by Robb Scott
This incident exposed your massive deficiencies as a guitarist, and as a
musician.

He can play real fast pentatonics.

As a person, he would be absolutely DEAD LAST in a list of people I
would ever want to play with, in a band, or a jam.

Close-minded, hateful, egomaniac capable of only one "style". This
isnt exactly my definition of "musician".

But to each his own. Yeah, he can play Hendrix. Big deal. He's also
emotionally retarded.

Suck it Carly, yeah, 20 years of impotent internet hatred in the mail
today boyee and yet you have still failed to get a single paying gig
in all that time. quadrant 4 and all that. still blows.

carlygtr

2008-06-11 13:49:30 UTC

Still jealous.
Been playing the whole time. Paying/ non paying.
You?
A lot more than Hendrix in those 50 clips son.
Anytime you want to do better, be my guest
--
My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by Buck Nekkid

Post by Robb Scott
This incident exposed your massive deficiencies as a guitarist, and as a
musician.

He can play real fast pentatonics.
As a person, he would be absolutely DEAD LAST in a list of people I
would ever want to play with, in a band, or a jam.
Close-minded, hateful, egomaniac capable of only one "style". This
isnt exactly my definition of "musician".
But to each his own. Yeah, he can play Hendrix. Big deal. He's also
emotionally retarded.
Suck it Carly, yeah, 20 years of impotent internet hatred in the mail
today boyee and yet you have still failed to get a single paying gig
in all that time. quadrant 4 and all that. still blows.

prs geek

2008-05-26 02:07:04 UTC

I gotta say, you got stamina..
BTW, we gave you shit about C#min, not Cmin. That was then, when the
fun and insults ran rampant.
Where is big gay wood when you need it?

I'd forgotten the C# minor thing, anyone not yet get that it's E? ...
it had to be said.

I'll take credit for saying that first way back in the day...!

carlygtr

2008-05-25 22:19:25 UTC

That was one of the Menatone pedals. I think it was one take too. Right
C#minor. A fav key
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I gotta say, you got stamina..
BTW, we gave you shit about C#min, not Cmin. That was then, when the fun
and insults ran rampant.
Where is big gay wood when you need it?

prs geek

2008-05-26 02:08:13 UTC

That was one of the Menatone pedals. I think it was >one take too.

Sounds like a hot rodded Plexi sound.

Right C#minor. A fav key

Emajor bayby!

Harry Palms

2008-05-27 14:58:23 UTC

Bored after less than thirty seconds. No sense of melody or timing
whatsoever. Yeah, its fast all right. Big deal. 15 year old kids are
faster than that now. Twenty years of flaming the newsgroups and you
still dont get it.

carlygtr

2008-05-27 15:05:56 UTC

Yet many disagree- SoundClick ratings.....

C Minor Jam
# 8 in Rock. Total songs: 148,890
# 2 in Guitar Rock. Total songs: 16,075

Like I said- eat my ass
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My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by Harry Palms

Lewis

2008-05-30 05:11:08 UTC

Post by carlygtr
Remember the tall tale some dicksmear told about me jamming in C minor? Guy
made up all kinds of shit. Total fantasy.
Here is an old C minor jam.
Eat my ass.
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=5802852
--
My tunes-http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Not exactly my cup of tea Carl, but your tone and vibrato are killer.

Lewis

carlygtr

2008-05-30 10:01:55 UTC

Thanks. really not my kind of tune either, but the backing tracks available
are limited. thanks for listening.
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http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by carlygtr
Remember the tall tale some dicksmear told about me jamming in C minor? Guy
made up all kinds of shit. Total fantasy.
Here is an old C minor jam.
Eat my ass.
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=5802852
--
My tunes-http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Not exactly my cup of tea Carl, but your tone and vibrato are killer.

Lewis

sheetsofsound

2008-06-11 17:42:47 UTC

Post by carlygtr
Remember the tall tale some dicksmear told about me jamming in C minor? Guy
made up all kinds of shit. Total fantasy.
Here is an old C minor jam.
Eat my ass.
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=5802852

That sounds great. What's the backing track? I know we've talked about
this but you play so great you should just forget the negative stuff.
Your playing speaks for itself.

carlygtr

2008-06-11 18:18:42 UTC

LOL, All in fun Jack.
I got the backing off TGP. I forgot from who.

These guys are funny. They use made-up handles, talk a ton of shit, but in
the end they never put anything up.
It's easier dreging up a 15 year old post on Google I guess.

I gotta try doing some pedal vid demos though.
--
My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by carlygtr
Remember the tall tale some dicksmear told about me jamming in C minor? Guy
made up all kinds of shit. Total fantasy.
Here is an old C minor jam.
Eat my ass.
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=5802852

That sounds great. What's the backing track? I know we've talked about
this but you play so great you should just forget the negative stuff.
Your playing speaks for itself.

The Bison

2008-06-11 18:23:38 UTC

On Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:42:47 -0700 (PDT), sheetsofsound

Post by carlygtr
Remember the tall tale some dicksmear told about me jamming in C minor? Guy
made up all kinds of shit. Total fantasy.
Here is an old C minor jam.
Eat my ass.
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=5802852

That sounds great. What's the backing track? I know we've talked about
this but you play so great you should just forget the negative stuff.
Your playing speaks for itself.

Jaz, always the first hurl charges of 'racist' at any misperceived
impropriety, manages to overcome 'nigga', 'niggadean' etc when it's
right in front of his face. Admirable! Great playing, Carl!

Polfus

2008-06-11 21:31:18 UTC

Post by sheetsofsound
That sounds great. What's the backing track? I know we've talked about
this but you play so great you should just forget the negative stuff.
Your playing speaks for itself.

Looks like you picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Peace,
Polfus

carlygtr

2008-06-11 21:38:10 UTC

You couldnt get thru the first 30 seconds, Gookfus.
Fucking Gomer Soil-Nurse
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Post by sheetsofsound
That sounds great. What's the backing track? I know we've talked about
this but you play so great you should just forget the negative stuff.
Your playing speaks for itself.

Looks like you picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Peace,
Polfus

carlygtr

2008-06-11 21:43:14 UTC

Sniff glue and listen to the Zep, Gook-Boy

http://soundclick.com/share?songid=5507834
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My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by sheetsofsound
That sounds great. What's the backing track? I know we've talked about
this but you play so great you should just forget the negative stuff.
Your playing speaks for itself.

Looks like you picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Peace,
Polfus

C***@gmail.com

2008-06-12 06:12:43 UTC

Post by carlygtr
Remember the tall tale some dicksmear told about me jamming in C minor? Guy
made up all kinds of shit. Total fantasy.
Here is an old C minor jam.
Eat my ass.
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=5802852

That sounds great. What's the backing track? I know we've talked about
this but you play so great you should just forget the negative stuff.
Your playing speaks for itself.

Look at that...Carl finally found someone to eat his ass.

carlygtr

2008-06-12 09:57:11 UTC

Besides your mother?
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http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by carlygtr
Remember the tall tale some dicksmear told about me jamming in C minor? Guy
made up all kinds of shit. Total fantasy.
Here is an old C minor jam.
Eat my ass.
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=5802852

That sounds great. What's the backing track? I know we've talked about
this but you play so great you should just forget the negative stuff.
Your playing speaks for itself.

Look at that...Carl finally found someone to eat his ass.

C***@gmail.com

2008-06-12 19:08:20 UTC

Post by C***@gmail.com

Post by carlygtr
Here is an old C minor jam.
Eat my ass.

That sounds great. What's the backing track? I know we've talked about
this but you play so great you should just forget the negative stuff.
Your playing speaks for itself.

Look at that...Carl finally found someone to eat his ass.

Besides your mother?

Snappy! I'm looking forward to SoundsOfSheet posting a Youtube review
of Carl's ass.

carlygtr

2008-06-12 19:37:49 UTC

Sucks when you can't play and make fun of those that do.
Jealousy is a bitch. They got classes you can go to to manage that though.
--
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http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by C***@gmail.com

Post by C***@gmail.com

Post by carlygtr
Here is an old C minor jam.
Eat my ass.

That sounds great. What's the backing track? I know we've talked about
this but you play so great you should just forget the negative stuff.
Your playing speaks for itself.

Look at that...Carl finally found someone to eat his ass.

Besides your mother?

Snappy! I'm looking forward to SoundsOfSheet posting a Youtube review
of Carl's ass.

sheetsofsound

2008-06-12 20:28:46 UTC

Post by C***@gmail.com
Snappy! I'm looking forward to SoundsOfSheet posting a Youtube review
of Carl's ass.

Dude, keep me out of this. I'm simply trying to post reviews of gear
so people can discuss music and sound.

C***@gmail.com

2008-06-12 20:56:28 UTC

Post by C***@gmail.com
Snappy! I'm looking forward to SoundsOfSheet posting a Youtube review
of Carl's ass.

Dude, keep me out of this. I'm simply trying to post reviews of gear
so people can discuss music and sound.

Right. Maybe some day you'll be able to resist jumping in to defend
your bud Carl. This is the guy that told our friend David Covell that
he hoped he died soon (David had cancer). You know well whose
degenerate ass you're kissing. If that's not important to you then
kindly stuff your gear reviews up your ass, you self-righteous
hypocrite. <g>

carlygtr

2008-06-12 22:22:45 UTC

Dave should have stayed off my threads. Get lost.
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http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by C***@gmail.com
Snappy! I'm looking forward to SoundsOfSheet posting a Youtube review
of Carl's ass.

Dude, keep me out of this. I'm simply trying to post reviews of gear
so people can discuss music and sound.

Polfus

2008-06-12 21:23:21 UTC

Post by sheetsofsound
Dude, keep me out of this. I'm simply trying to post reviews of gear
so people can discuss music and sound.

You got yourself into it when you defended someone that thinks Jews deserve
ovens.

Jason

carlygtr

2008-06-12 22:23:11 UTC

Just guys tat look like Gomer Pyle
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Post by sheetsofsound
Dude, keep me out of this. I'm simply trying to post reviews of gear
so people can discuss music and sound.

You got yourself into it when you defended someone that thinks Jews
deserve ovens.
Jason

Robb Scott

2008-06-13 04:33:20 UTC

Post by Polfus
You got yourself into it when you defended someone that thinks Jews deserve
ovens.

Yeah, how' 'bout that Jack?

Go ahead, defend Fiadino on that crap.

Probably nothing to it, right? Here's your quote:

"you should just forget the negative stuff"

Hello, Jack? Earth to Jack? Finger snap snap snap....

Fiadino IS the negative stuff. OK? All that anti-semitic stuff from a
few years ago? The "Jetzel" stuff? That wasn't Steve Feder, or Giri, or
me, or Jason, or Dan, or Ron Thompson, or Teddy, or Jeff, or Andy.

That was fucking Carl, OK?

But it's OK right? Because, according to you, he's some sort of "good
player"?

Excuse me, Jack but you're a dick. Yeah, you heard me. And you're a good
player, and a pretty good gear hound. But you're wrong on this clown.
And you know it.

Go ahead, defend Carl's anti-semitic remarks.

We're waiting.

Jack Zucker's defense of the Hamster's anti-semitic remarks commence
here:

__________________

=====================
The One True Robb
=====================

-27

2008-06-13 06:30:29 UTC

Post by Polfus
You got yourself into it when you defended someone that thinks Jews deserve
ovens.

Not just antisemitic. He's covered every racist insult, threatened
ambushes, some absolutely putrid comments to women. He has talked
about people's children getting killed for chrissake. The thing with
Dave Covell absolutely sealed it for me. How anyone can say "Good
Player!" after that is surreal.

Zucker gets his self-righteous indignity on when talking about racism
against Wes Montgomery, but in real life has consistently sided with
this degenerate. He backed Carl when he was openly referring to a
black guy on rmmg as 'Sambo' or some such thing a few years ago.

Post by Robb Scott
Excuse me, Jack but you're a dick. Yeah, you heard me.

'Bout time that was said. Easy to dismiss him as just being a ditz but
it has been so consistent that you can just count on him jumping when
Carl is taking it.

Post by Robb Scott
And you're a good player,

He's got chops, but I see how he and Carl could get off on each other.
As a rmmg'er once said: "The music doesn't lie." Zucker would be
better off spending time evaluating his own deal rather than trying to
get more chops together.

Post by Robb Scott
Go ahead, defend Carl's anti-semitic remarks.
We're waiting.

The sad thing about it is that Carl is only a sad joke from his glory
days in 1975 until he gets his props from assholes like this. They
eventually get theirs.

On the up side, Robb, it's nice to hear that Carl has been having bad
dreams about you for the past 7 years. His paranoid "Robb Scott!"
outbursts are hilarious.

Post by Robb Scott
Jack Zucker's defense of the Hamster's anti-semitic remarks commence

Expect him to fade fast.

Post by Robb Scott
__________________
=====================
The One True Robb
=====================

carlygtr

2008-06-13 10:07:52 UTC

You got things a bit wrong Skippy. I posted a clip. Robb Scott came running
in with about 5 identities.
Asshole
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http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by -27

Post by Polfus
You got yourself into it when you defended someone that thinks Jews deserve
ovens.

Not just antisemitic. He's covered every racist insult, threatened
ambushes, some absolutely putrid comments to women. He has talked
about people's children getting killed for chrissake. The thing with
Dave Covell absolutely sealed it for me. How anyone can say "Good
Player!" after that is surreal.
Zucker gets his self-righteous indignity on when talking about racism
against Wes Montgomery, but in real life has consistently sided with
this degenerate. He backed Carl when he was openly referring to a
black guy on rmmg as 'Sambo' or some such thing a few years ago.

Post by Robb Scott
Excuse me, Jack but you're a dick. Yeah, you heard me.

'Bout time that was said. Easy to dismiss him as just being a ditz but
it has been so consistent that you can just count on him jumping when
Carl is taking it.

Post by Robb Scott
And you're a good player,

Post by Robb Scott
Go ahead, defend Carl's anti-semitic remarks.
We're waiting.

The sad thing about it is that Carl is only a sad joke from his glory
days in 1975 until he gets his props from assholes like this. They
eventually get theirs.
On the up side, Robb, it's nice to hear that Carl has been having bad
dreams about you for the past 7 years. His paranoid "Robb Scott!"
outbursts are hilarious.

Post by Robb Scott
Jack Zucker's defense of the Hamster's anti-semitic remarks commence

Expect him to fade fast.

Post by Robb Scott
__________________
=====================
The One True Robb
=====================

carlygtr

2008-06-13 10:25:33 UTC

Yeah, take it from "-27" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by -27

Post by Polfus
You got yourself into it when you defended someone that thinks Jews deserve
ovens.

Not just antisemitic. He's covered every racist insult, threatened
ambushes, some absolutely putrid comments to women. He has talked
about people's children getting killed for chrissake. The thing with
Dave Covell absolutely sealed it for me. How anyone can say "Good
Player!" after that is surreal.
Zucker gets his self-righteous indignity on when talking about racism
against Wes Montgomery, but in real life has consistently sided with
this degenerate. He backed Carl when he was openly referring to a
black guy on rmmg as 'Sambo' or some such thing a few years ago.

Post by Robb Scott
Excuse me, Jack but you're a dick. Yeah, you heard me.

'Bout time that was said. Easy to dismiss him as just being a ditz but
it has been so consistent that you can just count on him jumping when
Carl is taking it.

Post by Robb Scott
And you're a good player,

Post by Robb Scott
Go ahead, defend Carl's anti-semitic remarks.
We're waiting.

The sad thing about it is that Carl is only a sad joke from his glory
days in 1975 until he gets his props from assholes like this. They
eventually get theirs.
On the up side, Robb, it's nice to hear that Carl has been having bad
dreams about you for the past 7 years. His paranoid "Robb Scott!"
outbursts are hilarious.

Post by Robb Scott
Jack Zucker's defense of the Hamster's anti-semitic remarks commence

Expect him to fade fast.

Post by Robb Scott
__________________
=====================
The One True Robb
=====================

sheetsofsound

2008-06-13 17:09:28 UTC

Post by -27
Zucker gets his self-righteous indignity on when talking about racism
against Wes Montgomery, but in real life has consistently sided with
this degenerate. He backed Carl when he was openly referring to a
black guy on rmmg as 'Sambo' or some such thing a few years ago.

That's a crock of !@#$. I have *NEVER* defended Carl's negative
comments. I have *ALWAYS" come out against his negative comments. And
I never defended his comments referring to anyone as a "Sambo". I am a
staunch support of civil rights.

It doesn't mean that I will say that someone's playing sucks when it
doesn't.

What I see on these groups is folks baiting Carl by deliberately
saying things that cause him to go off, and then sitting back in your
chairs, smoking your pipes and laughing at it as entertainment. As far
as I'm concerned, *THAT* behavior (enabling as it were) is just as bad
as the stuff he says because it's specifically said in order to bait
that particular response. So, basically you are calling him out to
hear his reponse as your entertainment.

Sounds of Sheeeet

2008-06-13 19:51:48 UTC

On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:09:28 -0700 (PDT), sheetsofsound

comments. I have *ALWAYS" come out against his negative comments.

"Mother sucks Niggadean cock" ought to merit a major smack-down. Not
to mention "Hope your kids die." Let's see it. Post some links to your
smacking Carl down for this stuff.

Post by sheetsofsound
And I never defended his comments referring to anyone as a "Sambo". I am a
staunch support of civil rights.

It's pretty easy to find you backing up the degenerate while he's on
one of his rabid sprees.

Post by sheetsofsound
It doesn't mean that I will say that someone's playing sucks when it
doesn't.

No one asked you to say his playing sucked. But no one asked you to
say he was great either. There's a third option: STFU. It would serve
you well.

Post by sheetsofsound
What I see on these groups is folks baiting Carl by deliberately
saying things that cause him to go off, and then sitting back in your
chairs, smoking your pipes and laughing at it as entertainment. As far
as I'm concerned, *THAT* behavior (enabling as it were) is just as bad
as the stuff he says because it's specifically said in order to bait
that particular response. So, basically you are calling him out to
hear his reponse as your entertainment.

Blah blah. Don't even think of playing that. By some colossal
coincidence, people must be 'baiting Carl' wherever he goes. You
already know the real story. You're an asshole, Zucker.

Sounds of Sheeeet

2008-06-14 19:28:16 UTC

On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:51:48 -0400, Sounds of Sheeeet

Post by Sounds of Sheeeet
On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:09:28 -0700 (PDT), sheetsofsound

comments. I have *ALWAYS" come out against his negative comments.

"Mother sucks Niggadean cock" ought to merit a major smack-down. Not
to mention "Hope your kids die." Let's see it. Post some links to your
smacking Carl down for this stuff.

Nothin'? I couldn't find anything either. Not even in this thread,
where Queer, Gookboy, and Nigger were covered. Here's your chance! <g>

Here's a search for 'Niggadean':
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?q=niggadean+&safe=off

BTW, Robb had nothing to do with this until Carl started in on him.
As for people winding him up? Enjoy this...really:

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.makers.guitar/browse_thread/thread/a3c2cd0e1714aff2/443e21042a2a834f?hl=en&lnk=st&q=niggadean+jap+woman#443e21042a2a834f

http://tinyurl.com/3g3axk

At least Carl doesn't pretent that he has any ethics.

carlygtr

2008-06-14 21:03:23 UTC

"niggadean" is a lyric in some rap guy's tune. No idea what it means.
You really ought to look around the net if you think anything I say is of
merit. You dont get out much, do you?

Google "Sybil" and "multiple identities". Maybe your name will pop up.
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Post by Sounds of Sheeeet
On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:51:48 -0400, Sounds of Sheeeet

Post by Sounds of Sheeeet
On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:09:28 -0700 (PDT), sheetsofsound

comments. I have *ALWAYS" come out against his negative comments.

"Mother sucks Niggadean cock" ought to merit a major smack-down. Not
to mention "Hope your kids die." Let's see it. Post some links to your
smacking Carl down for this stuff.

Nothin'? I couldn't find anything either. Not even in this thread,
where Queer, Gookboy, and Nigger were covered. Here's your chance! <g>
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?q=niggadean+&safe=off
BTW, Robb had nothing to do with this until Carl started in on him.
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.music.makers.guitar/browse_thread/thread/a3c2cd0e1714aff2/443e21042a2a834f?hl=en&lnk=st&q=niggadean+jap+woman#443e21042a2a834f
http://tinyurl.com/3g3axk
At least Carl doesn't pretent that he has any ethics.

Sounds of Sheeeet

2008-06-14 23:29:30 UTC

On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:03:23 -0400, "carlygtr"

Post by carlygtr
"niggadean" is a lyric in some rap guy's tune. No idea what it means.

No idea what it means? Yet it seems to have a certain poetic appeal
for you.

You can also find precedents for use of Gook, Flat Face, Fuck Your
Mother, and all your other material. I never said you were original.
And maybe your 'no idea what it means' is within range of credibility.

Post by carlygtr
You really ought to look around the net if you think anything I say is of
merit.

I do agree that nothing you say is of merit.

Your buddy Zucker showed up to back your sorry ass again. But he also
said that he has reprimanded you for your racist posts. Is that true?
Now's your chance to return his favor and keep him from sounding like
a slimy lying asshole--where are those Zucker-spankings posted?

carlygtr

2008-06-15 00:01:11 UTC

Your problem is you need to get a life. After that such trivial BS as to
what some stranger types on the internet won't have such a major impact on
your life.

I discuss gear and playing with Jack... It's all over your head.
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http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by Sounds of Sheeeet
On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:03:23 -0400, "carlygtr"

Post by carlygtr
"niggadean" is a lyric in some rap guy's tune. No idea what it means.

No idea what it means? Yet it seems to have a certain poetic appeal
for you.
You can also find precedents for use of Gook, Flat Face, Fuck Your
Mother, and all your other material. I never said you were original.
And maybe your 'no idea what it means' is within range of credibility.

Post by carlygtr
You really ought to look around the net if you think anything I say is of
merit.

I do agree that nothing you say is of merit.
Your buddy Zucker showed up to back your sorry ass again. But he also
said that he has reprimanded you for your racist posts. Is that true?
Now's your chance to return his favor and keep him from sounding like
a slimy lying asshole--where are those Zucker-spankings posted?

Sounds of Sheeeet

2008-06-15 01:49:37 UTC

On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 20:01:11 -0400, "carlygtr"

Post by carlygtr
Your problem is you need to get a life. After that such trivial BS as to
what some stranger types on the internet won't have such a major impact on
your life.

...said the guy with 30,000 posts. Probably more by now. That's a
life?

So you're not going to stand up for your buddy then. Weird Jack called
Polfus a racist for saying he didn't like Asian guitars (would have
been funny, but Jaz doesn't do humor). Surely he must have smacked you
down hard for your Jetzel, Niggadean, Slopehead material. Back up your
bud here!

Post by carlygtr
I discuss gear and playing with Jack... It's all over your head.

Really? I was told that you're a bedroom wanker who played a couple
gigs about 35 years ago. So how many years have you been playing
professionally? How many gigs? Not that it matters much to anyone.

On your video it looked like there was a cat on the couch. That
wouldn't really qualify as an audience, just so you know.

Post by carlygtr
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Post by Sounds of Sheeeet
On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:03:23 -0400, "carlygtr"

Post by carlygtr
"niggadean" is a lyric in some rap guy's tune. No idea what it means.

No idea what it means? Yet it seems to have a certain poetic appeal
for you.
You can also find precedents for use of Gook, Flat Face, Fuck Your
Mother, and all your other material. I never said you were original.
And maybe your 'no idea what it means' is within range of credibility.

Post by carlygtr
You really ought to look around the net if you think anything I say is of
merit.

I do agree that nothing you say is of merit.
Your buddy Zucker showed up to back your sorry ass again. But he also
said that he has reprimanded you for your racist posts. Is that true?
Now's your chance to return his favor and keep him from sounding like
a slimy lying asshole--where are those Zucker-spankings posted?

carlygtr

2008-06-15 03:42:22 UTC

My live vid on my MySpace?
My Bogner demo vids?

Where's your vids? playing? You write an instruction book lately? Where
is it?
--
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Post by Sounds of Sheeeet
On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 20:01:11 -0400, "carlygtr"

Post by carlygtr
Your problem is you need to get a life. After that such trivial BS as to
what some stranger types on the internet won't have such a major impact on
your life.

...said the guy with 30,000 posts. Probably more by now. That's a
life?
So you're not going to stand up for your buddy then. Weird Jack called
Polfus a racist for saying he didn't like Asian guitars (would have
been funny, but Jaz doesn't do humor). Surely he must have smacked you
down hard for your Jetzel, Niggadean, Slopehead material. Back up your
bud here!

Post by carlygtr
I discuss gear and playing with Jack... It's all over your head.

Really? I was told that you're a bedroom wanker who played a couple
gigs about 35 years ago. So how many years have you been playing
professionally? How many gigs? Not that it matters much to anyone.
On your video it looked like there was a cat on the couch. That
wouldn't really qualify as an audience, just so you know.

Post by carlygtr
--
My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by Sounds of Sheeeet
On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:03:23 -0400, "carlygtr"

Post by carlygtr
"niggadean" is a lyric in some rap guy's tune. No idea what it means.

No idea what it means? Yet it seems to have a certain poetic appeal
for you.
You can also find precedents for use of Gook, Flat Face, Fuck Your
Mother, and all your other material. I never said you were original.
And maybe your 'no idea what it means' is within range of credibility.

Post by carlygtr
You really ought to look around the net if you think anything I say is of
merit.

I do agree that nothing you say is of merit.
Your buddy Zucker showed up to back your sorry ass again. But he also
said that he has reprimanded you for your racist posts. Is that true?
Now's your chance to return his favor and keep him from sounding like
a slimy lying asshole--where are those Zucker-spankings posted?

Sounds of Sheeeet

2008-06-15 04:44:59 UTC

On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 23:42:22 -0400, "carlygtr"

Post by carlygtr
My live vid on my MySpace?
My Bogner demo vids?

Well that connected! So you haven't played professionally, and you're
telling people how it's done based on your bedroom wanking vids? (I
watched one of the Bogner things. A painful Flail-o-Rama.)

Post by carlygtr
You write an instruction book lately? Where is it?

And now you wrote an instruction book! I can't imagine what that
could be. Most everyone already knows how to pick their nose. Does it
have to do with breast enlargement?

You're still not gonna bail out Weird Jack Zucker? He always comes
through for you.

Post by carlygtr
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My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by Sounds of Sheeeet
On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 20:01:11 -0400, "carlygtr"

Post by carlygtr
Your problem is you need to get a life. After that such trivial BS as to
what some stranger types on the internet won't have such a major impact on
your life.

...said the guy with 30,000 posts. Probably more by now. That's a
life?
So you're not going to stand up for your buddy then. Weird Jack called
Polfus a racist for saying he didn't like Asian guitars (would have
been funny, but Jaz doesn't do humor). Surely he must have smacked you
down hard for your Jetzel, Niggadean, Slopehead material. Back up your
bud here!

Post by carlygtr
I discuss gear and playing with Jack... It's all over your head.

Really? I was told that you're a bedroom wanker who played a couple
gigs about 35 years ago. So how many years have you been playing
professionally? How many gigs? Not that it matters much to anyone.
On your video it looked like there was a cat on the couch. That
wouldn't really qualify as an audience, just so you know.

Post by carlygtr
--
My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by Sounds of Sheeeet
On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:03:23 -0400, "carlygtr"

Post by carlygtr
"niggadean" is a lyric in some rap guy's tune. No idea what it means.

No idea what it means? Yet it seems to have a certain poetic appeal
for you.
You can also find precedents for use of Gook, Flat Face, Fuck Your
Mother, and all your other material. I never said you were original.
And maybe your 'no idea what it means' is within range of credibility.

Post by carlygtr
You really ought to look around the net if you think anything I say is of
merit.

I do agree that nothing you say is of merit.
Your buddy Zucker showed up to back your sorry ass again. But he also
said that he has reprimanded you for your racist posts. Is that true?
Now's your chance to return his favor and keep him from sounding like
a slimy lying asshole--where are those Zucker-spankings posted?

carlygtr

2008-06-15 10:38:37 UTC

I guess thats why it has 5 stars already.

Where have I claimed to ever be a pro? Idiot
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My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by Sounds of Sheeeet
On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 23:42:22 -0400, "carlygtr"

Post by carlygtr
My live vid on my MySpace?
My Bogner demo vids?

Well that connected! So you haven't played professionally, and you're
telling people how it's done based on your bedroom wanking vids? (I
watched one of the Bogner things. A painful Flail-o-Rama.)

Post by carlygtr
You write an instruction book lately? Where is it?

And now you wrote an instruction book! I can't imagine what that
could be. Most everyone already knows how to pick their nose. Does it
have to do with breast enlargement?
You're still not gonna bail out Weird Jack Zucker? He always comes
through for you.

Post by carlygtr
--
My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by Sounds of Sheeeet
On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 20:01:11 -0400, "carlygtr"

Post by carlygtr
Your problem is you need to get a life. After that such trivial BS as to
what some stranger types on the internet won't have such a major impact on
your life.

...said the guy with 30,000 posts. Probably more by now. That's a
life?
So you're not going to stand up for your buddy then. Weird Jack called
Polfus a racist for saying he didn't like Asian guitars (would have
been funny, but Jaz doesn't do humor). Surely he must have smacked you
down hard for your Jetzel, Niggadean, Slopehead material. Back up your
bud here!

Post by carlygtr
I discuss gear and playing with Jack... It's all over your head.

Really? I was told that you're a bedroom wanker who played a couple
gigs about 35 years ago. So how many years have you been playing
professionally? How many gigs? Not that it matters much to anyone.
On your video it looked like there was a cat on the couch. That
wouldn't really qualify as an audience, just so you know.

Post by carlygtr
--
My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by Sounds of Sheeeet
On Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:03:23 -0400, "carlygtr"

Post by carlygtr
"niggadean" is a lyric in some rap guy's tune. No idea what it means.

No idea what it means? Yet it seems to have a certain poetic appeal
for you.
You can also find precedents for use of Gook, Flat Face, Fuck Your
Mother, and all your other material. I never said you were original.
And maybe your 'no idea what it means' is within range of credibility.

Post by carlygtr
You really ought to look around the net if you think anything I say is of
merit.

I do agree that nothing you say is of merit.
Your buddy Zucker showed up to back your sorry ass again. But he also
said that he has reprimanded you for your racist posts. Is that true?
Now's your chance to return his favor and keep him from sounding like
a slimy lying asshole--where are those Zucker-spankings posted?

carlygtr

2008-06-13 10:08:31 UTC

Funny, you start posting after 7 years as soon as I put a clip up.

Get a life, bitch.
--
My tunes-
http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by Polfus
You got yourself into it when you defended someone that thinks Jews deserve
ovens.

Yeah, how' 'bout that Jack?
Go ahead, defend Fiadino on that crap.
"you should just forget the negative stuff"
Hello, Jack? Earth to Jack? Finger snap snap snap....
Fiadino IS the negative stuff. OK? All that anti-semitic stuff from a
few years ago? The "Jetzel" stuff? That wasn't Steve Feder, or Giri, or
me, or Jason, or Dan, or Ron Thompson, or Teddy, or Jeff, or Andy.
That was fucking Carl, OK?
But it's OK right? Because, according to you, he's some sort of "good
player"?
Excuse me, Jack but you're a dick. Yeah, you heard me. And you're a good
player, and a pretty good gear hound. But you're wrong on this clown.
And you know it.
Go ahead, defend Carl's anti-semitic remarks.
We're waiting.
Jack Zucker's defense of the Hamster's anti-semitic remarks commence
__________________
=====================
The One True Robb
=====================

carlygtr

2008-06-13 10:23:45 UTC

Funny how you even feel the need to go after anyone friendly with me. I had
your pathetic number long ago, bitch. you're a truly sad case and certainly
you must have problems in the head.
You lay dormant till I posat something.
Here's a clue. You were NEVER able to do anything THEN, and you never will
NOW. Move on, bitch.
Go look up Geri Viniger, The Lazard, and the rest of your little friends.

I'll be posting clips and threads ALL I WANT, faggot.

I guess Mini FAG Studios isnt very busy.
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http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by Polfus
You got yourself into it when you defended someone that thinks Jews deserve
ovens.

Buck Nekkid

2008-06-13 13:47:15 UTC

Post by Robb Scott
Excuse me, Jack but you're a dick.

well, most of us already knew that. Zucker would be NEXT to dead-last
on a list of guys I'd enjoy jamming with.

Zucker and Carly, two peas in a pod. Insufferable hypocritical
egomaniacs.

Its incredible that people can take technical accomplishment to such a
frightening level of skull fuck boredom. I'd rather hear the Artic
Monkeys try to play than sit thru 30 seconds of wankery from you guys.

carlygtr

2008-06-13 13:48:49 UTC

Jamming with? You can't even play.
Let's here it...bitch
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http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by Buck Nekkid

Post by Robb Scott
Excuse me, Jack but you're a dick.

well, most of us already knew that. Zucker would be NEXT to dead-last
on a list of guys I'd enjoy jamming with.
Zucker and Carly, two peas in a pod. Insufferable hypocritical
egomaniacs.
Its incredible that people can take technical accomplishment to such a
frightening level of skull fuck boredom. I'd rather hear the Artic
Monkeys try to play than sit thru 30 seconds of wankery from you guys.

sheetsofsound

2008-06-13 17:10:31 UTC

Post by Buck Nekkid
Its incredible that people can take technical accomplishment to such a
frightening level of skull fuck boredom. I'd rather hear the Artic
Monkeys try to play than sit thru 30 seconds of wankery from you guys.

That's fine. Where's your music though? You certainly type a mean
solo.

Buck Nekkid

2008-06-13 19:07:51 UTC

On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:10:31 -0700 (PDT), sheetsofsound

That's fine. Where's your music though? You certainly type a mean
solo.

right here

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=20481

now go defend and SUPPORT Carl some more.

Nobody here but you and some newbies care one bit about his guitar
playing, because he's a disaster as a human being. Only a certified
asshole would support that guy, for any kind of endeavor.

and thats you.

carlygtr

2008-06-13 19:09:06 UTC

There are classes you can attend for those jealousy issues. Between that and
some guitar lessons, looks like your summer is booked.
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http://www.myspace.com/136208822

Post by Buck Nekkid
On Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:10:31 -0700 (PDT), sheetsofsound

That's fine. Where's your music though? You certainly type a mean
solo.

right here
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=20481
now go defend and SUPPORT Carl some more.
Nobody here but you and some newbies care one bit about his guitar
playing, because he's a disaster as a human being. Only a certified
asshole would support that guy, for any kind of endeavor.
and thats you.

carlygtr

2008-06-13 15:44:37 UTC

Shizam, shizam, shizan Les Paul with Nurse Polcock

Loading Image...

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Post by Polfus
You got yourself into it when you defended someone that thinks Jews deserve
ovens.

Odin

2008-06-13 21:57:43 UTC

Post by carlygtr
Shizam, shizam, shizan Les Paul with Nurse Polcock
http://a97.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/l_f855839076f47069547ddd5f27f3fb50.jpg

Are there any pics of Carl and Jason? Didn't Jason come over to your place
and jam a long time ago? Should have videotaped that session. Carl, can
you post your version of Downshift on Soundclick?

carlygtr

2008-06-13 22:17:41 UTC

Never came over, but he called and busted my balls on the phone quite a few
times. He did it with Stratqueen as well.
He sounds like Gomer Pyle USMC.

Downshift? can you hum a few bars? LOL
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Post by carlygtr
Shizam, shizam, shizan Les Paul with Nurse Polcock
http://a97.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/l_f855839076f47069547ddd5f27f3fb50.jpg

Are there any pics of Carl and Jason? Didn't Jason come over to your
place and jam a long time ago? Should have videotaped that session.
Carl, can you post your version of Downshift on Soundclick?

Jason

2008-06-13 23:11:42 UTC

Post by carlygtr
Shizam, shizam, shizan Les Paul with Nurse Polcock
http://a97.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/l_f855839076f47069547ddd5f27f3fb50.jpg

Are there any pics of Carl and Jason? Didn't Jason come over to your
place and jam a long time ago? Should have videotaped that session.
Carl, can you post your version of Downshift on Soundclick?

Whats up, Odin?

Odin

2008-06-14 19:58:20 UTC

Post by Jason

Post by carlygtr
Shizam, shizam, shizan Les Paul with Nurse Polcock
http://a97.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/l_f855839076f47069547ddd5f27f3fb50.jpg

Are there any pics of Carl and Jason? Didn't Jason come over to your
place and jam a long time ago? Should have videotaped that session.
Carl, can you post your version of Downshift on Soundclick?

Whats up, Odin?

Same 'ol, same 'ol. Getting nostalgic with the threads around here lately.
You and Carl should get together and jam, bring a video camera. You're both
in New York. Just think of all the years of threads we could get out of a
Polfus/Carl jam video. Good stuff.

carlygtr

2008-06-14 21:00:59 UTC

How many identities does Sybilfus have?
Jam with Polshat? HAHAHAHAHA
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Post by Jason

Post by carlygtr
Shizam, shizam, shizan Les Paul with Nurse Polcock
http://a97.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/l_f855839076f47069547ddd5f27f3fb50.jpg

Are there any pics of Carl and Jason? Didn't Jason come over to your
place and jam a long time ago? Should have videotaped that session.
Carl, can you post your version of Downshift on Soundclick?

Whats up, Odin?

Same 'ol, same 'ol. Getting nostalgic with the threads around here
lately. You and Carl should get together and jam, bring a video camera.
You're both in New York. Just think of all the years of threads we could
get out of a Polfus/Carl jam video. Good stuff.

Buck Nekkid

2008-06-13 13:42:12 UTC

On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:28:46 -0700 (PDT), sheetsofsound

Post by C***@gmail.com
Snappy! I'm looking forward to SoundsOfSheet posting a Youtube review
of Carl's ass.

Dude, keep me out of this.

You started it by sucking up to Carly.

You want peace?

Ignore Carl.

You should have gotten that memo by now.

carlygtr

2008-06-13 13:48:06 UTC