Rasta Khan
Rasta Khan.
With your permission, of course.
Window to window.
I'm an Easterner, remember? We get feelings about these things.
Note to self: Do not respond.
Reread your statement.
You're a good man.
You murky, swishing french-fried potato. You hallucinating, tasselled
ferret. You uninteresting, catchpenny fiddlehead.
Bozo.
You hear about the cross-eyed school teacher who couldn't keep her
pupils straight?
I feel out of control. I'm a pathalogical liar and I'm depressed.
Note to self: Do not respond.
Pray for a miracle.
Praise God!
Asshead.
Where can I go to find out what to expect when I switch from Xanax to
Klonopin?
You should be more concerned about being unable to control your bodily
functions.
Find one.
It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.
It's really shocking how many people are mean and sadistic.
You bitch.
I feel so much smarter.
Something ought to be done about the education system. Illitrissy is
rife.
How bizarre.
Maybe it's not wise to discuss your personal problems here, Khan.
It's called Three Wishes. Did you see it?
What do you want to ruin your life having fun for?
I have diarrhoea. Can you help me? It's like I'm shitting through the
eye of a needle.
Are you ever surprised by the speed with which people run away from you,
Khan?
What he lacks in size, he makes up for in speed.
I need all the help I can get.
Eh? Are you mentally ill or something?
You just coming in or just going out?
Just like old times.
You may never know what I've done for you.
You don't like?
I'm truly sorry for my attitude. I've been off of Paxil cold-turkey
for a week..feeling REAL BAD.
Note to self: Do not respond.
Once in a while good things happen.
Good morning.
If it's a parallel universe, how can you see it?
Asinine.
Well 4 nights in a row now i have been experiencing weird pretty
frightening dreams which seem so real when i wake up. This morning I
had a kitchen knife in my hand and my pyjama bottoms was all torn.
Try wearing heavier makeup, Khan.
You just need to change your attitude.
My body is my temple.
Isn't it against the law to plant a tree there?
I have been taking Ultram for about 2 1/2 years. I take too much. I
take it every day and increase the dose to get the buzz. It gives me
energy and the will to get things done in my life. When I have tried
to stop taking it I feel night sweats, hot and cold flashes, muscle
pain like I have to stretch all of the time, extreme fatigue, I feel
very unsocial, no energy at all, can't sleep and these are just to
name some of the problems. I don't know what to do. I don't want to go
into rehab because nobody knows that I have this problem.
Death would become you.
Lots of help.
Do you have any friends you can talk to about it, Khan? Scratch that.
Why should I tell you if I have any friends I can talk to about it or
not?
Stupid question.
What do you think is stupid, Khan?
It's good medicine for diarrhoea, right, Khan?
Hydrogen. You must be Helium.
I GET THIS EMOTIONAL INTIMACY ANXIETY! I AM JSUT SO SO SO
OVERWHELMED!!!
Weird, eh. Still, I suppose it's better than embarrassing yourself in
front of everyone, Khan.
Heinous dishonesty.
Lover boy.
I have chronic constipation.
Now that's a revelation, Khan.
It's unbelievable.
I wish my posts would say what I think they say.
You made your bed, Khan. Die in it.
Judging by the old saying, 'What you don't know can't hurt you,' you're
practically invulnerable.
Pass.
These two spots belong to me.
You are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.
Wass is duss?
Exit only.
Insufferable imbecile.
Really, I need help with klonopin withdrawal.
Note to self: Do not respond.
You got to go that way.
I have cast my spell on you.
Sorry.
Sort of.
I already have a boyfriend.
What if I'm pregnant? Will you still love me?
Thank you for sharing, Khan.
Speak for yourself.
Eh? Are you mentally ill or something?
Heh, what, old chap? Pip! Pip! Heh what?
Whitey. [viciously]
what is a sixty niner?
Right, well. Thanks for sharing, Khan.
I don't know how to put it.
I get jealous if someone of the opposite sex checks out my partner.
Do many people laugh when you blurt that out, Khan.
They're always trying to make you feel bad for having fun.
I don't know. Are they always trying to make me feel bad for having fun?
I'd be nice for you. I'm a rebel.
The doctor said my incontinence was caused by stress!!!!1!
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I don't want to be the stooge of a fool.
I have to stop drinking alcohol when I'm on the Zoloft. This muscle
twitching is getting me down.
Thank you for sharing, Khan.
It's preposterous.
It's golden.
I want you to wear a condom, because you could have AIDS.
You need a death merchant.
For all YOU know.
I was talking to my friend here.
It's hard for me to count money and think at the same time.
I'm hopeless both socially and romantically. Does that mean I'm gay?
Note to self: Delete from brain.
It's all fluid and crazy and stupid.
Oh my goodness! I think I have thrush.
Is that your last Will and Testament, Khan?
You have friends?
Would you like to be my friend?
You're one in a million. You're very thorough.
You're busy today.
IT'S WORTH IT.
It's good to have a little trouble, too. It smartens you up.
Most people, without thinking, thinks whatever they learned when they
were little.
A bubbling shit erupted from out my ass like Mount St. Helens and
liquid poo blew out of my butt cheeks and all down my legs!
Note to self: Do not respond.
Argumentum ad numerum. Appealing to others who believe your tripe does
not make your claim true.
I have to try to stop masturbating in public places.
Don't start up any new relationships, Khan.
You really are sick, aren't you, Khan?
Sniffle.
Your life could be worse, right?
Boring butt.
With a body like that, you could go places.
Have you ever done research on symptoms of tumors or a serious illness
when you have some sort of pain in your body?
More than you would know.
You don't want to put me out of work, do you?
I can just imagine you crying and screaming like a little kid over it,
too.
You can just imagine I crying? Wow. Cool.
What can you pay me that won't give you a heart attack?
You're lucky you don't have to deal with people like that.
After twenty-four years, does the sex go bad?
Ooh, baby!
Hua.
It's better to be dead than ugly.
You'd be surprised.
I would be surprised? How, allegedly, Khan?
I know how you feel.
How much do you pay for gates?
I want to feel normal, I just can't do it.
I recommend a bullet to your temple, Khan.
Why are you depressed?
Normal people always depressed.
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