Discussion:
WHERE IS THE REAL GOD?
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Bill M
2006-11-03 20:47:27 UTC
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There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.



If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not

announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?



We're waiting!
David
2006-11-03 21:26:27 UTC
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Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people
base their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it,
why does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the
others are fakes?
We're waiting!
"Seek and ye shall find" - don't just stand there!
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible

God bless,
David
Al Klein
2006-11-03 22:46:33 UTC
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On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 21:26:27 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
He's so powerful that he needs men to take dictation? 100 years and
more after the "fact"? Not very impressive for a person, let alone a
god.
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Father Haskell
2006-11-04 01:36:59 UTC
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Post by Al Klein
On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 21:26:27 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
He's so powerful that he needs men to take dictation?
And translated by some epileptic holyman or other during the
throes of a simple partial "aura."
David
2006-11-04 10:30:25 UTC
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Post by Al Klein
On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 21:26:27 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
He's so powerful that he needs men to take dictation? 100 years and
more after the "fact"? Not very impressive for a person, let alone a
god.
--
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"Nothing in biology makes sense without evolution."
- Theodosuis Dobzhansky
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Who are you to judge God - after all he is GOD!
If he did speak from the heavens, would you bow down and worship Him or put
it down to some strange natural phenomenon?
D.
Christopher A. Lee
2006-11-04 11:40:29 UTC
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On Sat, 4 Nov 2006 10:30:25 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Post by Al Klein
On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 21:26:27 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
He's so powerful that he needs men to take dictation? 100 years and
more after the "fact"? Not very impressive for a person, let alone a
god.
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
"Nothing in biology makes sense without evolution."
- Theodosuis Dobzhansky
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Who are you to judge God - after all he is GOD!
Don't be so fucking, question-beggingly stupid.

Dmonstrate its existencre outside your deluded fantasies.
Post by David
If he did speak from the heavens, would you bow down and worship Him or put
it down to some strange natural phenomenon?
D.
David
2006-11-04 12:15:56 UTC
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Post by Christopher A. Lee
On Sat, 4 Nov 2006 10:30:25 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Post by Al Klein
On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 21:26:27 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
He's so powerful that he needs men to take dictation? 100 years and
more after the "fact"? Not very impressive for a person, let alone a
god.
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
"Nothing in biology makes sense without evolution."
- Theodosuis Dobzhansky
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Who are you to judge God - after all he is GOD!
Don't be so fucking, question-beggingly stupid.
Dmonstrate its existencre outside your deluded fantasies.
Post by David
If he did speak from the heavens, would you bow down and worship Him or put
it down to some strange natural phenomenon?
D.
... and your answer to my second question?
Christopher A. Lee
2006-11-04 17:03:14 UTC
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On Sat, 4 Nov 2006 12:15:56 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Post by Christopher A. Lee
On Sat, 4 Nov 2006 10:30:25 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Post by Al Klein
On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 21:26:27 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
He's so powerful that he needs men to take dictation? 100 years and
more after the "fact"? Not very impressive for a person, let alone a
god.
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
"Nothing in biology makes sense without evolution."
- Theodosuis Dobzhansky
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Who are you to judge God - after all he is GOD!
Don't be so fucking, question-beggingly stupid.
Dmonstrate its existencre outside your deluded fantasies.
Post by David
If he did speak from the heavens, would you bow down and worship Him or put
it down to some strange natural phenomenon?
D.
... and your answer to my second question?
It begs the same question, idiot.
Al Klein
2006-11-04 17:56:02 UTC
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On Sat, 4 Nov 2006 12:15:56 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Post by David
If he did speak from the heavens, would you bow down and worship Him or
put it down to some strange natural phenomenon?
... and your answer to my second question?
Your second question demonstrates your sin of pride.
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bob young
2006-11-04 12:28:03 UTC
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Post by David
Post by Al Klein
On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 21:26:27 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
He's so powerful that he needs men to take dictation? 100 years and
more after the "fact"? Not very impressive for a person, let alone a
god.
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
"Nothing in biology makes sense without evolution."
- Theodosuis Dobzhansky
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Who are you to judge God - after all he is GOD!
If he did speak from the heavens, would you bow down and worship Him or put
it down to some strange natural phenomenon?
He speaks nothing no-how nowhere.

You so weak minded that you believe in 'him'
because he 'just might' speak from heaven, [whereaver that is]
or is that what you learned from some other silly human like yourself?

I believe so.
Post by David
D.
Al Klein
2006-11-04 17:55:06 UTC
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On Sat, 4 Nov 2006 10:30:25 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Post by Al Klein
On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 21:26:27 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
He's so powerful that he needs men to take dictation? 100 years and
more after the "fact"? Not very impressive for a person, let alone a
god.
Who are you to judge God - after all he is GOD!
No different than any other cartoon character. Just not as well done.
Post by David
If he did speak from the heavens, would you bow down and worship Him or put
it down to some strange natural phenomenon?
If the Christian god actually exists he knows exactly what I would
need to accept his existence. He wouldn't need you as an
intermediary. Acting as if he does (which all Christians do) makes
hubris look humble. Pride goeth before a fall, right?
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was not born of a virgin."
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2006-11-06 02:07:28 UTC
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Post by David
Post by Al Klein
On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 21:26:27 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
He's so powerful that he needs men to take dictation? 100 years and
more after the "fact"? Not very impressive for a person, let alone a
god.
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
"Nothing in biology makes sense without evolution."
- Theodosuis Dobzhansky
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Who are you to judge God - after all he is GOD!
I presume most Xter's judge their gods otherwise why would they worship
them. Do you yourself judge that your particular "God" is good?
Post by David
If he did speak from the heavens, would you bow down and worship Him or
put it down to some strange natural phenomenon?
The existence of such a being is a different issue to whether or not it
should be worshipped. If it demonstrated its' existence and demanded
worship then that would immediately prove it is to be treated with
suspicion. It is nonsensical that an omni type being would require worship.
Anyway the question is moot until any such beings show up. Even a god of
moderate ability should have no difficulty in convincing anyone of its'
existance, even my cat can do that. The god stories say that certain gods
did show up and convince various people of their existance at certain
times. These stories are contradictory and have no supporting evidence
outside of the stories themselves.

Klazmon.
Post by David
D.
Pastor Frank
2006-11-05 09:40:56 UTC
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Post by Al Klein
On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 21:26:27 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
He's so powerful that he needs men to take dictation? 100 years and
more after the "fact"? Not very impressive for a person, let alone a
god.
More complaints? Don't you see the applied test of time? Had the memory
of Jesus been erased in a century, then the message would not have been
worth preserving in the first place.
As is, the memory of Jesus is supremely worth preserving, and ever since
it was first published, the Bible has become the world's best seller,
eclipsing all other publications put together. At least one Bible
translation can be found in most homes and hotel rooms of the world.
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bob young
2006-11-05 12:07:03 UTC
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Post by Pastor Frank
Post by Al Klein
On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 21:26:27 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
He's so powerful that he needs men to take dictation? 100 years and
more after the "fact"? Not very impressive for a person, let alone a
god.
More complaints?
I don;t see any complaints, all I see is common sense
Post by Pastor Frank
Don't you see the applied test of time? Had the memory
of Jesus been erased in a century, then the message would not have been
worth preserving in the first place.
As is, the memory of Jesus is supremely worth preserving, and ever since
it was first published, the Bible has become the world's best seller,
eclipsing all other publications put together.
All you remember is a myth that at best could be no older than six hundred
years!
Post by Pastor Frank
At least one Bible
translation can be found in most homes and hotel rooms of the world.
So you would like to think. One prerequisite for religinists is; they have to
be dreamers

dream on !
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Al Klein
2006-11-06 01:19:29 UTC
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Post by Al Klein
On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 21:26:27 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
He's so powerful that he needs men to take dictation? 100 years and
more after the "fact"? Not very impressive for a person, let alone a
god.
More complaints? Don't you see the applied test of time?
No, Fake. Chug a little more "liquid religion" and explain it.
Explain why he couldn't have told us himself instead of "needing"
morons like you to tell us what he "wants".
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Pastor Frank
2006-11-06 20:59:28 UTC
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Post by Pastor Frank
Post by Al Klein
On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 21:26:27 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
He's so powerful that he needs men to take dictation? 100 years and
more after the "fact"? Not very impressive for a person, let alone a
god.
More complaints? Don't you see the applied test of time?
No, Fake. Chug a little more "liquid religion" and explain it.
Explain why he couldn't have told us himself instead of "needing"
morons like you to tell us what he "wants".
You never "see" anything, and are proud of it. Isn't that a fact? LOL
But then atheists love to live in a world full of "morons". Makes them feel
ever so much superior. Now tell us Al, what is it like believing yourself
one step up from us religious "morons"? Does that make you happy?
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Al Klein
2006-11-07 15:15:43 UTC
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Post by Pastor Frank
Post by Al Klein
No, Fake. Chug a little more "liquid religion" and explain it.
Explain why he couldn't have told us himself instead of "needing"
morons like you to tell us what he "wants".
You never "see" anything, and are proud of it. Isn't that a fact? LOL
But then atheists love to live in a world full of "morons". Makes them feel
ever so much superior. Now tell us Al, what is it like believing yourself
one step up from us religious "morons"? Does that make you happy?
IOW you don't have a clue, but you think throwing some word salad
around will distract me.
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consciousness of the primary importance of moral principles for the betterment and
ennoblement of life does not need the idea of a law-giver, especially a law-giver who
works on the basis of reward and punishment. "
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Father Haskell
2006-11-07 21:21:22 UTC
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Post by Pastor Frank
Post by Al Klein
Post by Pastor Frank
Post by Al Klein
On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 21:26:27 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
He's so powerful that he needs men to take dictation? 100 years and
more after the "fact"? Not very impressive for a person, let alone a
god.
More complaints? Don't you see the applied test of time?
No, Fake. Chug a little more "liquid religion" and explain it.
Explain why he couldn't have told us himself instead of "needing"
morons like you to tell us what he "wants".
You never "see" anything, and are proud of it. Isn't that a fact? LOL
But then atheists love to live in a world full of "morons". Makes them feel
ever so much superior. Now tell us Al, what is it like believing yourself
one step up from us religious "morons"? Does that make you happy?
It's not a statement of belief. It's a statement of fact, much like
saying that the melting point of neodymium is 1024 �C.
Lucifer
2006-11-06 10:15:55 UTC
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Post by Pastor Frank
Post by Al Klein
On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 21:26:27 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
He's so powerful that he needs men to take dictation? 100 years and
more after the "fact"? Not very impressive for a person, let alone a
god.
More complaints? Don't you see the applied test of time? Had the memory
of Jesus been erased in a century, then the message would not have been
worth preserving in the first place.
As is, the memory of Jesus is supremely worth preserving, and ever since
it was first published, the Bible has become the world's best seller,
eclipsing all other publications put together. At least one Bible
translation can be found in most homes and hotel rooms of the world.
Not after i've stayed there...

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Pastor Frank
2006-11-07 08:11:58 UTC
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Post by Lucifer
Post by Pastor Frank
Post by Al Klein
On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 21:26:27 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
He's so powerful that he needs men to take dictation? 100 years and
more after the "fact"? Not very impressive for a person, let alone a
god.
More complaints? Don't you see the applied test of time? Had the memory
of Jesus been erased in a century, then the message would not have been
worth preserving in the first place.
As is, the memory of Jesus is supremely worth preserving, and ever since
it was first published, the Bible has become the world's best seller,
eclipsing all other publications put together. At least one Bible
translation can be found in most homes and hotel rooms of the world.
Not after i've stayed there...
The Bibles in the hotel rooms are there for guests to take along, if the
feel inspired by what they read and want to take a Bible home. Glad you
avail yourself of them.
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Father Haskell
2006-11-07 23:49:09 UTC
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Post by Lucifer
Post by Pastor Frank
Post by Al Klein
On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 21:26:27 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
He's so powerful that he needs men to take dictation? 100 years and
more after the "fact"? Not very impressive for a person, let alone a
god.
More complaints? Don't you see the applied test of time? Had the memory
of Jesus been erased in a century, then the message would not have been
worth preserving in the first place.
As is, the memory of Jesus is supremely worth preserving, and ever since
it was first published, the Bible has become the world's best seller,
eclipsing all other publications put together. At least one Bible
translation can be found in most homes and hotel rooms of the world.
Not after i've stayed there...
The Bibles in the hotel rooms are there for guests to take along, if the
feel inspired by what they read and want to take a Bible home. Glad you
avail yourself of them.
They're perfectly sized to patch a hole where a brick has fallen
out. Spread with mortar and cram in, using a sledge if necessary.
You could use a brick, of course, but then you wouldn't get to
use a bible.

You don't actually _read_ it, do you? No one else does.
Scott Richter
2006-11-08 15:57:52 UTC
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Post by Pastor Frank
The Bibles in the hotel rooms are there for guests to take along, if the
feel inspired by what they read and want to take a Bible home. Glad you
avail yourself of them.
I thought they were put in hotel rooms as a place to hide used
condoms...
Lucifer
2006-11-08 21:02:56 UTC
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Post by Pastor Frank
The Bibles in the hotel rooms are there for guests to take along, if the
feel inspired by what they read and want to take a Bible home. Glad you
avail yourself of them.
I thought they were put in hotel rooms as a place to hide used
condoms...
hehehehehehe.....ooops, shouldn't have admitted to that :p

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Lucifer
2006-11-08 20:59:15 UTC
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Post by Lucifer
Post by Pastor Frank
Post by Al Klein
On Fri, 3 Nov 2006 21:26:27 -0000, "David"
Post by David
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
He's so powerful that he needs men to take dictation? 100 years and
more after the "fact"? Not very impressive for a person, let alone a
god.
More complaints? Don't you see the applied test of time? Had the memory
of Jesus been erased in a century, then the message would not have been
worth preserving in the first place.
As is, the memory of Jesus is supremely worth preserving, and ever since
it was first published, the Bible has become the world's best seller,
eclipsing all other publications put together. At least one Bible
translation can be found in most homes and hotel rooms of the world.
Not after i've stayed there...
The Bibles in the hotel rooms are there for guests to take along, if the
feel inspired by what they read and want to take a Bible home. Glad you
avail yourself of them.
When i smoked (an not tobacco) i used them for rolling papers,
sometimes I just add disclaimers. Usually though, they get baptism by
C8H18

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Lucifer
2006-11-03 23:02:47 UTC
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Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people
base their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it,
why does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the
others are fakes?
We're waiting!
"Seek and ye shall find" - don't just stand there!
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
He has a split personality?

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Post by David
God bless,
David
Uncle Vic
2006-11-04 04:13:41 UTC
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet David
Post by David
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of
people base their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in
it, why does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the
others are fakes?
We're waiting!
"Seek and ye shall find" - don't just stand there!
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
Shit! <Vic turns into a pillar of salt>
Post by David
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
And all the other gods are in their respective holy books, too. They
never seem to come out, though.
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bob young
2006-11-04 12:30:02 UTC
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Post by Uncle Vic
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet David
Post by David
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of
people base their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in
it, why does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the
others are fakes?
We're waiting!
"Seek and ye shall find" - don't just stand there!
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
Shit! <Vic turns into a pillar of salt>
Post by David
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
And all the other gods are in their respective holy books, too. They
never seem to come out, though.
THINKS " I wonder if this could just be a man made thing"?

Major sacred texts and documents;

Baha'i Sacrid writings

Life of Buddha - Dhammapada - Pali cannon

The Bible - Christian religious documents - 18 English versions alone.

No originals of the old or new testaments exist.

The Book of Mormon - Church of Latter Day Saints

The Analects - Confuscianism

The Eddas and Sagas - Icelandic beliefs

Wicca - Neo paganism of Greece and Rome over the centuries

Bhagavgita and Rig Veda - Hinduism

Qur'an - Islam

Adi Granth and Dasam Granth - canonical scripture of the Sikhs

The Tanakh - Jewism

Tao-Te-Ching - Taoism

Nag Hammadi - Gnostics

Zhuan Falun - Falun Gong
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bob young
2006-11-04 12:25:03 UTC
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Post by David
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people
base their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it,
why does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the
others are fakes?
We're waiting!
"Seek and ye shall find" - don't just stand there!
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
groan - the bible 'a book written by humans for humans',
not a god in sight.

Grow up
Post by David
God bless,
David
Al Klein
2006-11-04 23:09:10 UTC
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groan - the bible 'a book written by primitives for children',
not a god in sight.
I fixed your typos.
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bob young
2006-11-05 12:11:04 UTC
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Post by Al Klein
groan - the bible 'a book written by primitives for children',
not a god in sight.
I fixed your typos.
Anything rather than face the truth.

I know, I come across it all the time.

[I type in a hurry as you idiots are not worth my time otherwise, anyway, nobody
is pefrect, apart from Christians, of course ROFL]
Post by Al Klein
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived."
- Isaac Asimov
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Father Haskell
2006-11-06 05:51:47 UTC
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Post by bob young
[I type in a hurry as you idiots are not worth my time
Jesus heard that.
bob young
2006-11-06 10:27:05 UTC
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Post by Father Haskell
Post by bob young
[I type in a hurry as you idiots are not worth my time
Jesus heard that.
"Oh my god, I forgot !

On second thaughts it could be his day off
away for a refresher course in 'walking on water'
takes practice you know"
Pastor Frank
2006-11-04 19:46:52 UTC
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Post by Bill M
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people
base their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it,
why does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the
others are fakes?
We're waiting!
"Seek and ye shall find" - don't just stand there!
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
God bless,
David
"Beside you" may be too far. Meister Eckhart used to say: God is closer
to you, than you are to yourself. He got that understanding from the below

Pastor Frank

Proverbs 10:22 God is nearer than our own soul, closer than our most
secret thoughts.
--
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Robibnikoff
2006-11-06 19:27:55 UTC
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Post by David
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people
base their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it,
why does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the
others are fakes?
We're waiting!
"Seek and ye shall find" - don't just stand there!
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
Really? Prove it.
Post by David
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
Prove that the bible is true.

Thanks!
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
bob young
2006-11-07 05:25:02 UTC
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Post by Robibnikoff
Post by David
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people
base their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it,
why does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the
others are fakes?
We're waiting!
"Seek and ye shall find" - don't just stand there!
Actually he is right beside you, so you won't have to look far
Really? Prove it.
Post by David
As for God telling us who he is - he's done it - it's all in the Bible
Prove that the bible is true.
He can't
and it is all he's got.

Bob

You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of
magic and religion. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the
price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite intelligent
enough.
[Aldous Leonard Huxley]

You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons,
sticks turning into snakes, food falling from the sky, people walking on
water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say
that we are the ones that need help?
[with acknowledgements to Jon Stol]

"The most ridiculous concept ever perpetrated by Homo Sapiens is that the Lord
God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of the Universes, wants the saccharine
adoration of his creations, that he can be persuaded by their prayers, and
becomes petulant if he does not receive this flattery. Yet this ridiculous
notion, without one real shred of evidence to bolster it, has gone on to found
one of the oldest, largest and least productive industries in history."
[Robert Heinlein]
Post by Robibnikoff
Thanks!
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Pies de Arcilla
2006-11-04 01:53:07 UTC
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Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
Well, your request may be incoherent. What exactly do you want God to
do? I mean, he created the universe, but that's not enough. What next?
Let's assume all the human conceptions of God are in some way
inadequate. Most people acknowledge that anyway.
Uncle Vic
2006-11-04 04:19:15 UTC
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pies de Arcilla
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of
people base their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in
it, why does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the
others are fakes?
Well, your request may be incoherent. What exactly do you want God to
do?
I'd like to see him split lanes on the 405 on a Harley Electra Glide.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
Pies de Arcilla
2006-11-04 20:00:54 UTC
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Post by Uncle Vic
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pies de Arcilla
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of
people base their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in
it, why does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the
others are fakes?
Well, your request may be incoherent. What exactly do you want God to
do?
I'd like to see him split lanes on the 405 on a Harley Electra Glide.
How would you know it was Him?
Uncle Vic
2006-11-04 20:38:55 UTC
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pies de Arcilla
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Uncle Vic
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pies de Arcilla
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of
people base their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything
in it, why does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all
the others are fakes?
Well, your request may be incoherent. What exactly do you want God
to do?
I'd like to see him split lanes on the 405 on a Harley Electra Glide.
How would you know it was Him?
Are you kidding? Making it through in rush hour would be a miracle.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
Pies de Arcilla
2006-11-04 21:46:13 UTC
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Post by Uncle Vic
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pies de Arcilla
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Uncle Vic
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pies de Arcilla
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of
people base their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything
in it, why does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all
the others are fakes?
Well, your request may be incoherent. What exactly do you want God
to do?
I'd like to see him split lanes on the 405 on a Harley Electra Glide.
How would you know it was Him?
Are you kidding? Making it through in rush hour would be a miracle.
If you really started seeing amazingly improbable things, you could
either dismiss them as "just coincidences" or start believing in
miracles and therefore God as a result. In the latter case, you might
well be diagnosed as suffering from a psychotic disorder. So if God
does exist, and is merciful, he knows that you really don't want to be
considered mentally deranged, and presumably that's why He doesn't
cause you to experience miracles. It appears God would rather you be
alienated and ignorant of Him than suffer the stigma of mental illness.
Uncle Vic
2006-11-04 22:34:26 UTC
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pies de Arcilla
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Uncle Vic
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pies de Arcilla
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Uncle Vic
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pies de Arcilla
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions
of people base their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and
everything in it, why does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and
all the others are fakes?
Well, your request may be incoherent. What exactly do you want
God to do?
I'd like to see him split lanes on the 405 on a Harley Electra Glide.
How would you know it was Him?
Are you kidding? Making it through in rush hour would be a miracle.
If you really started seeing amazingly improbable things, you could
either dismiss them as "just coincidences" or start believing in
miracles and therefore God as a result. In the latter case, you might
well be diagnosed as suffering from a psychotic disorder. So if God
does exist, and is merciful, he knows that you really don't want to be
considered mentally deranged, and presumably that's why He doesn't
cause you to experience miracles. It appears God would rather you be
alienated and ignorant of Him than suffer the stigma of mental
illness.
On the other hand, I might have been making fun of you.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
Lucifer
2006-11-04 23:21:44 UTC
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Post by Uncle Vic
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pies de Arcilla
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Uncle Vic
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pies de Arcilla
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Uncle Vic
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pies de Arcilla
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions
of people base their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and
everything in it, why does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and
all the others are fakes?
Well, your request may be incoherent. What exactly do you want
God to do?
I'd like to see him split lanes on the 405 on a Harley Electra Glide.
How would you know it was Him?
Are you kidding? Making it through in rush hour would be a miracle.
If you really started seeing amazingly improbable things, you could
either dismiss them as "just coincidences" or start believing in
miracles and therefore God as a result. In the latter case, you might
well be diagnosed as suffering from a psychotic disorder. So if God
does exist, and is merciful, he knows that you really don't want to be
considered mentally deranged, and presumably that's why He doesn't
cause you to experience miracles. It appears God would rather you be
alienated and ignorant of Him than suffer the stigma of mental illness.
On the other hand, I might have been making fun of you.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
Damn you...despite my attempts, I don't seem to be on there...must try
harder...

--

Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor

The Anti-Theist

"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
Uncle Vic
2006-11-04 23:29:33 UTC
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Post by Lucifer
Post by Uncle Vic
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
Damn you...despite my attempts, I don't seem to be on there...must try
harder...
Watch out, they *pray* for you. <shudder>

I asked EQ how the prayer was going, he said "awesome". He didn't try to
explain why it wasn't doing anything.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
Lucifer
2006-11-05 00:13:29 UTC
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Post by Uncle Vic
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Lucifer
Post by Lucifer
Post by Uncle Vic
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
Damn you...despite my attempts, I don't seem to be on there...must try
harder...
Watch out, they *pray* for you. <shudder>
I asked EQ how the prayer was going, he said "awesome". He didn't try to
explain why it wasn't doing anything.
Tehehehehehehehe

--

Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor

The Anti-Theist

"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
Post by Uncle Vic
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
Lucifer
2006-11-05 00:13:42 UTC
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Post by Uncle Vic
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Lucifer
Post by Lucifer
Post by Uncle Vic
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
Damn you...despite my attempts, I don't seem to be on there...must try
harder...
Watch out, they *pray* for you. <shudder>
I asked EQ how the prayer was going, he said "awesome". He didn't try to
explain why it wasn't doing anything.
Tehehehehehehehe...

Tell them that while they are down there...

--

Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor

The Anti-Theist

"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
Post by Uncle Vic
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
Llanzlan Klazmon the 15th
2006-11-06 02:14:06 UTC
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Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Uncle Vic
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pies de Arcilla
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Uncle Vic
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pies de Arcilla
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of
people base their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything
in it, why does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all
the others are fakes?
Well, your request may be incoherent. What exactly do you want God
to do?
I'd like to see him split lanes on the 405 on a Harley Electra Glide.
How would you know it was Him?
Are you kidding? Making it through in rush hour would be a miracle.
If you really started seeing amazingly improbable things, you could
either dismiss them as "just coincidences" or start believing in
miracles and therefore God as a result.
Any actual god being would have no difficulty convincing anyone of its'
existence. Even my cat can convince humans that it exists. A god should be
a least as capable as a cat.

Klazmon.
Olrik
2006-11-04 06:15:21 UTC
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Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
Well, your request may be incoherent. What exactly do you want God to
do? I mean, he created the universe, but that's not enough. What next?
Anything simpler? Just a thought...

Olrik
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Let's assume all the human conceptions of God are in some way
inadequate. Most people acknowledge that anyway.
Al Klein
2006-11-04 23:06:56 UTC
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Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Bill M
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
Well, your request may be incoherent. What exactly do you want God to
do? I mean, he created the universe, but that's not enough. What next?
If the common conception of God is anywhere near correct he knows
exactly and precisely what each and every person would need to believe
- and he doesn't need mere men asking the question or pimping for him.
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
Imagine the people who believe such things and who are not ashamed
to ignore totally all the patient findings of thinking minds through all
the centuries since the Bible was written. And it is these ignorant
people, the most uneducated, the most unimaginative, the most unthinking
among us who would make themselves the guides and leaders of us all, who
would force their feeble and childish beliefs on us, who would invade
our schools and libraries and homes.
- Isaac Asimov
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Pies de Arcilla
2006-11-05 21:43:07 UTC
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Post by Al Klein
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Bill M
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
Well, your request may be incoherent. What exactly do you want God to
do? I mean, he created the universe, but that's not enough. What next?
If the common conception of God is anywhere near correct he knows
exactly and precisely what each and every person would need to believe
- and he doesn't need mere men asking the question or pimping for him.
You answered a question addressed to someone else, just now. Are you
pimping for him?
Al Klein
2006-11-06 01:23:19 UTC
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Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Al Klein
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Bill M
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
Well, your request may be incoherent. What exactly do you want God to
do? I mean, he created the universe, but that's not enough. What next?
If the common conception of God is anywhere near correct he knows
exactly and precisely what each and every person would need to believe
- and he doesn't need mere men asking the question or pimping for him.
You answered a question addressed to someone else, just now. Are you
pimping for him?
I stated my opinion - I didn't claim that it was Bill's opinion.

If you want to tell us what you think your god may want, that's fine,
but that's not how Christianity works, is it?
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
"We should do unto others as we would want them to do unto us. If I were an unborn
fetus I would want others to use force to protect me, therefore using force against
abortionists is *justifiable homocide*."
- "Pro-Life" doctor killer and corpse Paul Hill
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Pastor Frank
2006-11-04 20:13:04 UTC
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Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
Well, your request may be incoherent. What exactly do you want God to
do? I mean, he created the universe, but that's not enough. What next?
Let's assume all the human conceptions of God are in some way
inadequate. Most people acknowledge that anyway.
Bill is still waiting for God to show himself unmistakably, like perhaps
as a giant talking face in the sky, saying: I am God, and I want you to do
as I tell you, or I will have my demons burn your sorry ass in hell for all
eternity.
After that, Bill assures us, he will become a confirmed Christian,
following God's commandments faithfully for the rest of his life. But in the
mean time he will just keep on doing whatever feels good, irrespective of
whether it's sin or virtue. LOL
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
Llanzlan Klazmon the 15th
2006-11-06 02:10:56 UTC
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Post by Pastor Frank
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
Well, your request may be incoherent. What exactly do you want God to
do? I mean, he created the universe, but that's not enough. What next?
Let's assume all the human conceptions of God are in some way
inadequate. Most people acknowledge that anyway.
Bill is still waiting for God to show himself unmistakably, like perhaps
as a giant talking face in the sky, saying: I am God, and I want you to
do as I tell you, or I will have my demons burn your sorry ass in hell
for all eternity.
After that, Bill assures us, he will become a confirmed Christian,
Not necessarily. If the buybull god demonstrated its' existence then one
would be compelled to find a way to destroy the evil creature.

Klazmon.
Pastor Frank
2006-11-07 05:06:14 UTC
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Post by Llanzlan Klazmon the 15th
Post by Pastor Frank
Bill is still waiting for God to show himself unmistakably, like perhaps
as a giant talking face in the sky, saying: I am God, and I want you to
do as I tell you, or I will have my demons burn your sorry ass in hell
for all eternity.
After that, Bill assures us, he will become a confirmed Christian,
Not necessarily. If the buybull god demonstrated its' existence then one
would be compelled to find a way to destroy the evil creature.
Klazmon.
You might be sorry if you did that, for God not only created you, but
keeps you in being. See below

Pastor Frank

Acts:17:28: For in him we live, and move, and have our being; as certain
also of your own poets have said, For we are also his offspring.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
bob young
2006-11-07 13:08:02 UTC
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Post by Llanzlan Klazmon the 15th
Post by Pastor Frank
Bill is still waiting for God to show himself unmistakably, like perhaps
as a giant talking face in the sky, saying: I am God, and I want you to
do as I tell you, or I will have my demons burn your sorry ass in hell
for all eternity.
After that, Bill assures us, he will become a confirmed Christian,
Not necessarily. If the buybull god demonstrated its' existence then one
would be compelled to find a way to destroy the evil creature.
Klazmon.
You might be sorry if you did that, for God not only created you,
WRONG Frank; both you and I 'evolved'
imaginary gods have nothing to do with why we are here

The giraffe got a freak neck and we got a freak brain
a brain that is responsible, in the case of some homo sapiens,
for the dreaming up of thousands of imaginary gods
resulting in millions of misguided, frightened, insecure, followers.

Expedit esse deos, et, ut expedit, esse putemus
It is convenient that there be gods, let us believe that there are
[Ovid 34 BC - c.17 AD]
Post by Pastor Frank
but
keeps you in being. See below
Pastor Frank
Acts:17:28: For in him we live, and move, and have our being; as certain
also of your own poets have said, For we are also his offspring.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
Llanzlan Klazmon the 15th
2006-11-07 21:33:00 UTC
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Post by Llanzlan Klazmon the 15th
Post by Pastor Frank
Bill is still waiting for God to show himself unmistakably, like perhaps
as a giant talking face in the sky, saying: I am God, and I want you
to do as I tell you, or I will have my demons burn your sorry ass in
hell for all eternity.
After that, Bill assures us, he will become a confirmed Christian,
Not necessarily. If the buybull god demonstrated its' existence then
one would be compelled to find a way to destroy the evil creature.
Klazmon.
You might be sorry if you did that, for God not only created you, but
keeps you in being. See below
If that were the case then at least one would die for a good cause.

Klazmon.
Post by Pastor Frank
Pastor Frank
Acts:17:28: For in him we live, and move, and have our being; as certain
also of your own poets have said, For we are also his offspring.
Uncle Vic
2006-11-07 05:02:51 UTC
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pastor Frank
Post by Pastor Frank
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
Well, your request may be incoherent. What exactly do you want God to
do? I mean, he created the universe, but that's not enough. What
next? Let's assume all the human conceptions of God are in some way
inadequate. Most people acknowledge that anyway.
Bill is still waiting for God to show himself unmistakably, like perhaps
as a giant talking face in the sky, saying: I am God, and I want you
to do as I tell you, or I will have my demons burn your sorry ass in
hell for all eternity.
Or like Jesus did, to prove his resurrection to those who missed it. Why
won't god do that for those of *us* who missed it? Instead, we have to
take the word of some pretty shady people, or believe a book that's
loaded with mistakes and contradictions.
Post by Pastor Frank
After that, Bill assures us, he will become a confirmed Christian,
following God's commandments faithfully for the rest of his life.
I would too, if faith were erased from the picture - for the same reasons
above.
Post by Pastor Frank
But
in the mean time he will just keep on doing whatever feels good,
irrespective of whether it's sin or virtue. LOL
No, Frank, it's what feels *right*.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
bob young
2006-11-07 13:11:02 UTC
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pastor Frank
Post by Pastor Frank
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
Well, your request may be incoherent. What exactly do you want God to
do? I mean, he created the universe, but that's not enough. What
next? Let's assume all the human conceptions of God are in some way
inadequate. Most people acknowledge that anyway.
Bill is still waiting for God to show himself unmistakably, like perhaps
as a giant talking face in the sky, saying: I am God, and I want you
to do as I tell you, or I will have my demons burn your sorry ass in
hell for all eternity.
Or like Jesus did, to prove his resurrection to those who missed it. Why
won't god do that for those of *us* who missed it? Instead, we have to
take the word of some pretty shady people, or believe a book that's
loaded with mistakes and contradictions.
Ask a fella in a Jerusalem street in the year three hundred AD
"Excuse me sir but where can I buy a bible around here'

he is likely to respond with

"Buy a WHAT?"
Post by Uncle Vic
Post by Pastor Frank
After that, Bill assures us, he will become a confirmed Christian,
following God's commandments faithfully for the rest of his life.
I would too, if faith were erased from the picture - for the same reasons
above.
Post by Pastor Frank
But
in the mean time he will just keep on doing whatever feels good,
irrespective of whether it's sin or virtue. LOL
No, Frank, it's what feels *right*.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
Uncle Vic
2006-11-07 19:00:42 UTC
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet bob young
Post by bob young
Ask a fella in a Jerusalem street in the year three hundred AD
"Excuse me sir but where can I buy a bible around here'
he is likely to respond with
"Buy a WHAT?"
It's amazing how little Christians know about the history of their belief
system. Some actually think Jesus founded the religion, a carpenter who
built churches and ran a printing press on the side.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
bob young
2006-11-08 06:09:12 UTC
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Post by Uncle Vic
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet bob young
Post by bob young
Ask a fella in a Jerusalem street in the year three hundred AD
"Excuse me sir but where can I buy a bible around here'
he is likely to respond with
"Buy a WHAT?"
It's amazing how little Christians know about the history of their belief
system. Some actually think Jesus founded the religion, a carpenter who
built churches and ran a printing press on the side.
Moving on to relics, we've got shrouds, from Turin; wine from the
wedding at Cana, splinters from the true Cross Ι..then of course,
there's all the stuff made by Jesus in his days in the carpentry shop.
Pipe racks, coffee tables, cake stands, bookends, crucifixes, nice
cheeseboard, waterproof sandals fruit bowls..

~dialogue,'The Archbishop', BlackAdder.
Post by Uncle Vic
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
Uncle Vic
2006-11-08 07:02:11 UTC
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet bob young
Post by bob young
Post by Uncle Vic
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet bob young
Post by bob young
Ask a fella in a Jerusalem street in the year three hundred AD
"Excuse me sir but where can I buy a bible around here'
he is likely to respond with
"Buy a WHAT?"
It's amazing how little Christians know about the history of their
belief system. Some actually think Jesus founded the religion, a
carpenter who built churches and ran a printing press on the side.
Moving on to relics, we've got shrouds, from Turin; wine from the
wedding at Cana, splinters from the true Cross É..then of course,
there's all the stuff made by Jesus in his days in the carpentry shop.
Pipe racks, coffee tables, cake stands, bookends, crucifixes, nice
cheeseboard, waterproof sandals fruit bowls..
~dialogue,'The Archbishop', BlackAdder.
Not to mention cheese sandwiches.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
Father Haskell
2006-11-07 21:29:19 UTC
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Post by bob young
Post by Uncle Vic
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pastor Frank
Post by Pastor Frank
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
Well, your request may be incoherent. What exactly do you want God to
do? I mean, he created the universe, but that's not enough. What
next? Let's assume all the human conceptions of God are in some way
inadequate. Most people acknowledge that anyway.
Bill is still waiting for God to show himself unmistakably, like perhaps
as a giant talking face in the sky, saying: I am God, and I want you
to do as I tell you, or I will have my demons burn your sorry ass in
hell for all eternity.
Or like Jesus did, to prove his resurrection to those who missed it. Why
won't god do that for those of *us* who missed it? Instead, we have to
take the word of some pretty shady people, or believe a book that's
loaded with mistakes and contradictions.
Ask a fella in a Jerusalem street in the year three hundred AD
"Excuse me sir but where can I buy a bible around here'
he is likely to respond with
"Buy a WHAT?"
Good lard, what did they use for toilet paper?
bob young
2006-11-08 06:10:18 UTC
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Post by Father Haskell
Post by bob young
Post by Uncle Vic
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pastor Frank
Post by Pastor Frank
Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of
people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in
it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all
the others
are fakes?
Well, your request may be incoherent. What exactly do you want God to
do? I mean, he created the universe, but that's not enough. What
next? Let's assume all the human conceptions of God are in some way
inadequate. Most people acknowledge that anyway.
Bill is still waiting for God to show himself unmistakably, like
perhaps
as a giant talking face in the sky, saying: I am God, and I want you
to do as I tell you, or I will have my demons burn your sorry ass in
hell for all eternity.
Or like Jesus did, to prove his resurrection to those who missed it. Why
won't god do that for those of *us* who missed it? Instead, we have to
take the word of some pretty shady people, or believe a book that's
loaded with mistakes and contradictions.
Ask a fella in a Jerusalem street in the year three hundred AD
"Excuse me sir but where can I buy a bible around here'
he is likely to respond with
"Buy a WHAT?"
Good lard, what did they use for toilet paper?
Good question that, I have no idea.

anyone out there know ?
johac
2006-11-04 07:33:22 UTC
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Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
Maybe they're fighting over who is real one. Or maybe none of them are.

I believe that if there were a god, it would be obvious. Why would a
supreme being hide from its own creations?
Post by Bill M
We're waiting!
A bit of advice. Don't hold your breath. :-)
--
John Hachmann aa #1782

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire

Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
Al Klein
2006-11-04 23:08:10 UTC
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Post by johac
I believe that if there were a god, it would be obvious. Why would a
supreme being hide from its own creations?
Because after what he did to us his life wouldn't be worth a fake god.
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
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fetus I would want others to use force to protect me, therefore using force against
abortionists is *justifiable homocide*."
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johac
2006-11-05 07:26:58 UTC
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Post by Al Klein
Post by johac
I believe that if there were a god, it would be obvious. Why would a
supreme being hide from its own creations?
Because after what he did to us his life wouldn't be worth a fake god.
True, but in the infinitely improbable case that he existed, he should
at least have the courtesy to explain his 'mysterious ways' to us.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire

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Al Klein
2006-11-06 01:21:31 UTC
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Post by johac
Post by Al Klein
Post by johac
I believe that if there were a god, it would be obvious. Why would a
supreme being hide from its own creations?
Because after what he did to us his life wouldn't be worth a fake god.
True, but in the infinitely improbable case that he existed, he should
at least have the courtesy to explain his 'mysterious ways' to us.
Scenario. Bush tells everyone why he screwed up the way he did -
without accepting total responsibility for being a moron.

Would it make any difference to hear more lies?

Or do you really think the god the Christians define would apologize
for being a total loon for 6,000 years?
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of
themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
- Bertrand Russell
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johac
2006-11-06 08:14:54 UTC
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Post by Al Klein
Post by johac
Post by Al Klein
Post by johac
I believe that if there were a god, it would be obvious. Why would a
supreme being hide from its own creations?
Because after what he did to us his life wouldn't be worth a fake god.
True, but in the infinitely improbable case that he existed, he should
at least have the courtesy to explain his 'mysterious ways' to us.
Scenario. Bush tells everyone why he screwed up the way he did -
without accepting total responsibility for being a moron.
Would it make any difference to hear more lies?
Or do you really think the god the Christians define would apologize
for being a total loon for 6,000 years?
No wonder some people say Bush is "God-like".
--
John Hachmann aa #1782

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire

Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
Pastor Frank
2006-11-07 03:15:28 UTC
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Post by Al Klein
Or do you really think the god the Christians define would apologize
for being a total loon for 6,000 years?
Our Christian "God is love" (1 John 4:8,16) and one sure has to be an
atheist "moron" to consider love and the lover of our soul a "total loon".
--
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bob young
2006-11-07 13:14:03 UTC
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Post by Pastor Frank
Post by Al Klein
Or do you really think the god the Christians define would apologize
for being a total loon for 6,000 years?
Our Christian "God is love" (1 John 4:8,16) and one sure has to be an
atheist "moron" to consider love and the lover of our soul a "total loon".
'Total lunacy' is accepting the god of Christianity
whilst at the same time ignoring or dismissing the thousands of other gods

THAT my pathetic friend ............is lunacy

[Preface]
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one
fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other
possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
[Stephen Roberts]

Ahura Mazda, Allah, Aphrodite, Ares, Athena, Apollo, Artemis, Abalim[Judaic]
Abba Amona[Judaic] Abraxis[Judaic]
Adam Beliyya'al'[Judaic] Adam Kadmon[Judaic]
Adonai[Judaic] Adonaiel[Judaic]
Akatriel-Yah[Judaic] Alitha[Judaic]
Alukah(Arpad Yiddish: Estrie)[Judaic] Anafiel[Judaic]
Angels[Judaic] Archons[Judaic] Asherah(Asherah)[Judaic]
Asmodeus(Asmodaios)[Judaic]
Babaluaye, Bacchus, Baldur, Bast, Bellona, Brahma, Brigid, Baal[Judaic]
Baal-Karmelos[Judaic]
Bat Kol[Judaic] Beelzebub(Beelzebul Baalzebub)[Judaic]
Belial(Beliar)[Judaic]iBethel[ Syrian]
Ceres, Cupid, Cerridwen, Cthulhu Chashmal[Judaic]
Chayyot[Judaic Demeter, Diana, Dione, Dionysus, Dagon[Judaic]
Demiurge(Demiourgos Demogorgon)[Judaic]
Demons[Judaic] Devekut[Judaic] Dever[Judaic] Dumiel[Judaic]
Dybbuk[Judaic] Eris, Eos, Eleggua, , El Shaddai, Elohim Eshu, Ereshkigal,
El(El 'Elyon)[Judaic] Elim[Judaic]
Elohim[Judaic] Elom[Judaic Frigga, Frey, Freya, Gaea, Lord Genesa, Hades,
Hebe, Hera, Helios, Hel, Hephaestus, Golem[Judaic] Ha-Shem[Judaic Hermes,
Hestia, Horus, Ibeji, Ifa, Inanna, Indra, Ishana, Ishtar, ] Ibbur
Elim[Judaic]
Isis, Janus, Juno, Jehovah, Jove, Jupiter, Kali. Krishna Kronos, Korravai,
Kefitzat ha-Derekh[Judaic]
Loki, Lugh, Lord Indra, Lilith[Judaic]
Lotan[Judaic] Manitou, Mars, Mercury, Minerva, Mercurius, Morrigan
Makon[Judaic]
Mammon[Judaic] Mastema[Judaic]
Mazikeen[Judaic] Mazzikin[Judaic]
Memra[Judaic/Aramaic] Metatron[Judaic]
Moloch[Judaic, Nahuiquiahuitl, Nanahuatzin, Nephthys,
Nechushtan[Judaic]Nibhaz[Judaic]
Neptune, Nerthus. Obatala, Odin, Ogun, Obizoth[Judaic]
Ofanim(Ophanim Galgallim)[Judaic]
Oniel Oshosi, Oshun, Osiris, Oya, Orunmila, Olokun, Olodumare, Pluto,
Padkaras[Judaic]
Piznai[Judaic]
Potah[Judaic]
Persephone, Poseidon, Proserpina, Quetzalcoatl, Ra, Lord Rama, Rhea, Ras
Tafari Ragshiel[Judaic]
Rahav[Judaic]
Reshef[Judaic](Plague)
Saturn, Set, Satan[Judaic](
Shabbat Hamalka[Judaic]
Shekhina[Judaic](Shekina Shechina)Judaism
Sophia[Judaic](Hakhma Chochma)
Selene, Shango, Lord Siva, Tammuz, Thor, Tir, Tiw,
Tanin'iver[Judaic](Blinddragon)
Tannin[Judaic]
Tarshishim[Judaic]
Terafim(Teraphim)[Judaic]
Tzadikiel[Judaic]
Tzakadhazy[Judaic]
Tzelanit[Judaic]
Tzeruf[Judaic]
Tzohar[Judaic]
Uranus, Venus, Vesta, Vishnu,
Vesta, Vulcan, Wotan, Yahweh, Yemaya, Zeus, XodA.
[Judaic]
Watcher[Judaic]Yhwh[yahweh][Judaic]
Yeddeoni[Judaic]
Yekum[Judaic]Yohani bat Retiviv[Judaic]
Zadkiel[Judaic]I
Zar[Judaic


African gods:

[Note under 'African Gods' the number devoted to 'Supremacy']

Abassi [Sky]
Abonsam [Evil]
Abora [Supreme]
Abzu [Water]
Acoran [Supreme]
Adaheli [Sun]
Adro [Sky]
Adroa [Sky]
Agassou [Panther]
Agbe-Naete [Water]
Age [Animals]
Aigamuxa [Monster]
Ajalamo[Unborn Children]
Aje [Wealth]
Ajok [Supreme]
Akonadi [Oracle]
Akongo [Supreme]
Akuj [Supreme]
Ala [Earth/Fertility]
Alatangana [Creator]
Amma [Creator]
Anansi [Trickster]
Anyiewo [Snake]
Aondo [Creator]
Apa [Creator]
Apedemak [War]
Arawa [Moon]
Arebati [Sky]
Arom [Contracts]
Arsan Duolai [Underworld]
Asase Ya [Earth]
Ashiakle [Wealth]
Asis [Sun]
Astar [Sky]
Ataa Naa
Nyongmo
[Creator]
Ataokoloinona [Supreme]
Atete [Fertility]
Avrikiti [Fishermen]
Ayabba
[Ayaba] [Hearth]


Bacax [Cave]
Bagba [Wind]
Balubaal [Earth+]
Bandara [Superior Gods]
Banga [Clear water]
Behanzin [Fish]
Beher [Sea]
Bera Pennu [Vegetation]
Bo [Warriors]
Bomazi[Ancestors]
Buadza [WInd]
Buck[River]
Buku [Sky]
Bumba [Creator]


Cagn [Creator]
(!Kaggen)
Cghene [Creator]
Chiuke
(Chuku) [Creator]
Chiata [Supreme]
Chwezi [Hero]
Col [Rain]
Chikara [Sky]


Danh
(Dan Ayido Hwedo) [Snake]
Deng [Sky]
Deohako [Beans+]
Dii Mauri [Moorish Gods]
Dongo [Outer Space]
Dugbo [Earth]
Dxui [Creator]



Emeli-hi [Supreme]
Eranoranhan [Protector]
Eshu (Elegba) [Trickster]



Fa [Destiny]
Famien [Fertility]
Faro [Sky/Water]
Fidi Mukullu [Creator]



Garang and Abuk [First Humans]
Gbeni [Chief]
Gei (Gou) [Moon]
Gu [War/Smiths]
Gua [Sky]
Gulu [Supreme]
Gunab [Evil]
Guruhi [Evil]
Gurzil [Bull]
Gwalu [Rain]
Hammon [Setting Sun]
Harun and Haruna [Water Spirits]
Heitsi-Eibib [Sorcerer]
Hevioss [Thunder]
Huntin [Tree]
Huvean [Creator]



Ifa [Oracul]
Ikenga [Supreme]
Imana [Creator]
Iruwa [Sun]
Juok [Creator]
Kalumba [Creator]
Kalunga Supreme]
Katavi [Demonic]
Ka Tyeleo [Supreme]
Khebieso [Lightening]
Kho-dumo-dumo [Demon]
Kholomodumo [Monster]
Khuzwane [Creator]
Kibuka [War]
Kokola [Guardian]
Kwammang-a [Supreme]
Kwoth [Spirit]
Kyala [Creator]



Legba [Trickster]
Leza [Chief]
Libanza [Supreme]
Lisa [Chameleon]
Lyangombe[Chief]
Macardit [Demon]
Mantis [Creator]
Massim-Biambe [Creator]
Mawu [Sky]
Mawu-Lisa [Supreme Couple]
Mbotumbo [Supreme]
Medr [Earth]
Moomb [Creator]
Mon [?]
Mugasa
Mugu [Sky]
Mujaji [Rain]
Mukasa [Supreme]
Mula Djadi [Creator]
Muluku [Supreme]
Mulungu
Mungu [Creator]
Mungo (Mungu) [?]
Musa (Teaching]
Musisi [Supreme]
Mwari [Supreme]


Nampa [Personal]
Nana-Bouclou [First Gods]
Nana Buluk [Creator]
Ndjambi [Sky]
Ndriananahary [Supreme]
Nduru [Jungle]
Nenaunir [Storm]
Nesshoue [River]
Ngai ('Ngai) [Creator]
Ngewo-wa [Creator]
Ngworekara [Demon]
Niamye [Supreme]
Nkosi Yama'kosi [Supreme]
Nommo [Elemental]
Nommo [Spirit]
Nyama [Animal]
Nyambe [Supreme]
Nyambi (Nyambe) [Supreme]
Nyame
Nyami-Nyami [Guardian]
Nyankopon (Ashanti:Nyame) [Supreme]
Nyamia Ama [Supreme]
Nyasaye [Supeme]
Nzambi (Nzambi)
Mpunguo) [Supreme]
Nzame [Supreme]


Obassi Osaw [Supreme]
Obatala [Sky]
Oduduwa (Odudua) [Earth]
Ogun (Ogoun) War]
Olokula [Sea]
Olorun [Supreme]
Omumbo-Rombonga [Tree of Life]
Orahan [Supreme]
Orisa Nla [Creator]
Orishako [Agriculture]
Orunjan [Midday Sun]
Orunmila [Compassion]
Oshalla [?]
Osun [Beauty and Love]
Oya [Passion and Power]


Pemba (Bemba) Mother]
Qandisa [Demon]
Qamata[Quamta] Supreme]

Rock-Sene [Supreme]
Ruwa [Supreme]
Sagbata [Smallpox]
Sakarabru [Medicine]
Sakpata [Smallpox]
Sango [Thunder]
Shango [Thunder]
So [Lightening]


Tano [River]
Tore [Forest]
Trowu[Spirits]
Tsui'goab [Rain]
Twe [Lake]

Umvelinqangi [Creator]
Unkulunkulu [Supreme]
Unumbotte [Creator]

Waka [Rain]
Wele [Supreme]
Wulbari [Supreme]
Wuni [Supreme]


Xewioso [Thunder]
Yemaja [Creation]
Yo [Impersonal]

Zin [Water]

Table of Asian Gods:

BUDDHIST

Abhijnaraja [Physician]
Abhimukhi [One of the Bhumis]
Acala [?]
Adhimukticarya [One of the Bhumis]
Adhimuktivasita [One of the Bhumis]
Adibuddha [First]
Adidharma [Primeval]
Aizen Myo-o [Protective]
Ajaya [?]
Akasagarbha(Tibetan Nam-mkhai
Aksayajnana-Karmanda [Literature]
Aksobhya (Japanese Ashuku, Chinese A-Chu'u) [One of the Dhyani]
Amida [Savior]
Amitabha [A Dhyani]
Amitayus [Longevity]
Amoghapasa [see Avalokitesvara]
Amoghasiddhi [A Dhyani]
Anantamukhi [Literature]
Arapacana [Book and Sword]
Arcismati [Bhumis]
Arhat [A Saint]
Arthapratisamvit [Logical Analysis]
Arya-Tara [Sakti]
Asokakanta [avatar Marici]
Asokottamasri [Physician]
Astabhuja-Kurukulla [avatar Kurukulla]
Asura [Group of Demons]
Avalokitesvara(Avalokita, Lokesvara) [Dhyani Present Age]
Ayurvasita[One vasitas]

Balaparamita [Philosophy]
Bhaisajyaguru(Sman-bla, Otaci,Yao-shih-fo, Yakushi)[Physician]
Bhima[Attendant]
Bhrkuti[Female]
Bhrkuti-Tara [Mother]
Bhumi [Spiritual Spheres]
Bhutadarma [Demon Controller]
Bi-har [Protector]
Bodhidharma [Monk]
Bodhisattva (Chinese Pu-sa) [Born to be Englightened]
Buddhabodhiprabhavasita [Vasitas]
Buddhalocana [Female Buddha]
Budha [Mercury]
Butcho [?]

Chandarosana [Mahayana]
Charcika (Carcika) [Mahayana]
Chakravartin [World Ruler]
Chattrosnisa [An Usnisa]
Chaturmaharajas (Caturmaharajas) [Four Great Kings]
Chittavista [Vashitas]
Citipati [Graveyard Demons]
Cunda [Literature]
Da-shi-zhi [Bodhisattva]
Dadimunda [Temples]
Dainichi' [Purity/Wisdom]
Dakini [Demons]
Dala Kadavara [Demon]
Devaputra [Gods of Lower Rank]
Dhanada [avatar Amoghasiddhi]
Dharani [Mystical Texts]
Dharmadhatuvagisvara [Dharma]
Dharmakirtisagaraghosa [Physician]
Dharmamegha [Bhumis]
Dharmapala ,Chinese Fu Ha [Protective Dieties]
Dharmapratisamvit [Nature Analysis]
Dharmavasita [Vasitas]
Dhritarashtra (Pali Dhatarattha) [One of the 4 World Guardians]
Dhupa [Mother]
Dhupatara [Mahayana]
Dhvajagrakeyura [avatar Aksobhya]
Dhyanaparamita [Philosophy]
Dhyani-Bodhisattvas [Five Bodhisattvas]
Dhyani-Buddhas [Five Meditators]
Di-zang [Bodhisattvas of Hell]
Dvarapala [?]

Ekajata [Terrible]
Emma-o [Judges the Dead]

Fudo [WIsdom]

Guan Yin [bodhisattva]

Hariti [Ate Children]
Hayagriva [Protection]
Heruka [Protection]
Hevajra [Protection]

Ida-Ten [Law/Monestaries]

Jambhala [avatar Vausravana]
Janguli [Snakebite cure]
Jian Lao [Earth/Permanence]
Jizo [Compassion]
Juichimen [Mercy]

Kali devia [avatar Lha-mo]

Kannon [Japanese bodhisattva]
Khasarpana(Khasarpana-Lokesvara) [Indian bodhisattva]
Ki Fudo [avatar Fudo-Myo-o]
Krodhadevatas [Inspire Terror]
Ksitigarbha [One of 8 bodhisattva]
Kuan-yin (Kwannon) [Mercy]
Kujaku Myoo [Esoteric]
Kurukulla [?]

Locana [?]

Mahasthamaprata [Chinese bodhisattva]
Maitreya [Future]
Manjughosa [Nepalese bodhisattva]
Manjusri [bodhisattva]
Mara [Evil]
Marici [Sun]
Mi-lo Fo (Pu-Sa) [Chinese bodhisattva
Miroku [Japanese bodhisattva
Mo-Li [Protects Temples]

Padmanartesvara [avatar Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara]
Pancaraksa[5 Goddesses]
Pandara [?]
Paramasva [?]
Parnasavari [?]
Prajna [Femaleness]
Prajnaparamita [Buddhist Text]
Ran-deng [Beggar and Future Buddha]
Ratnapani [Dhyani-Bodhisattva]
Ratnasambhava [Dhyani-Buddha]
Remanta [King of the Horse gods]

Sakyamuni [Japanese]
Samantabhadra [Bodhisattvas]
Saptaksara [avatar Heruka]
Shakra [King of the Gods]
Ssu Ta T'ien Wang [Kings of Heaven]
Sumbharaja [Buddhist Krodhadevata]

Tennin (Tennyo) [angels]

Usnisavijaya [?]

Vairocana [Dhyani-Buddhas]
Vaisravana (Pali Vessavana, Chinese Do Wen) [Guards World]
Vajrabhairava [?]
Vajrapani [Bodhisattvas]
Vajrasattva [Nepal Dhyani-Buddha]
Vajravarahi [?]
Vajrayogini [Initiation]
Vajrayogini [Riches]
Vidyadharas [?]
Vidyujjvalakarali [?]
Vighnantaka [?]
Virudhaka (Pali Virulha, Chinese Zheng Zhang) [Guards World]
Virupaksa (Pali Virupakkha, Chinese Guand Mu) [Guards Western Heaven]
Visvapani [Dhyani-Bodhisattva]

We-to [Divine General]

Yakushi Nyorai [Healing]
Yama [?]
Yamantaka [Krodhadevatas]

Zhu Dian (Zhu Tian) [Chinese Buddhist gods]

CHINESE GODS

Ao [Sea]
Awun [Destruction]

Ba [Drought]
Ba Gua [Basis of Divination]
Bo Hsian [Taoist]

Cai-Shen [Riches]
Can Cong [Silkworms]
Cao Guo-jiu [Actors]
Chang Fei [War]
Chang Hs'ien [Children]
Chang Kuo-lao [?]
Ch'ang E (Ch'ang-o Huang E) [Moon]
Chang Tao Ling [Afterlife]
Cheng-huang (Ch'eng Huang) [Guardians]
Chen Jen [Spiritual Beings]
Cheng San-Kung [Fishermen]
Cheng Yuan Ho (Ch'ang-o Huang E) [Buskers]
Chih Nu [Weavers]
Chih Sung-Tzu (Chi Sung Tzu) [Rain]
Chih-Yu [Inventor]
Ch'in-Shu-Pao [Guardian]
Chou Wang [Sodomy]
Chu-Chuan Shen [Pigsties]
Chu Jung [Fire]
Chu Lung [Day/Night]
Chung K'uei [Afterlife]
Chung-li Ch'uan [Immortal]
Confucius [Philosopher]

Di Zhang Xia [?]
Dong-yo Da-di [Helps Sky God]

Erh-Lang [Guardian]

Fan-K'uei [Butchers]
Fei Lien (Fei Lian) [Wind]
Feng-Huang (Hoang-female Phuong-male) [Many Meanings]
Feng Po (Feng-Po) [Human form of the wind]
Feng P'o-p'o (Feng-Po-Po) [Female wind]
Fo [Buddha]
Fu His [Taught Humanity]
Fu Hsing [Happiness]
Fu Shen [Happiness]
Fu-Shou-Lu [Collection of Gods]
Fu-xi [Hero]

Gao Yao (Ting-jian) [Judgement]
Gong Gong [Common Workers]
Gou Mang and Ru Shou [Messengers]
Guan Di (Kuan Ti) [War/Fortune Telling]
Gui Xian [Demon]

Han Hsiang [Immortal]
Han Xiang-zi [Immortal]
He Bo (Bing-yi) [Rivers]
Heng E (Change-e) [Moon]
He Xian-gu [Immortal]
Heng-Ha-Erh-Chiang [Temples]
Heng-o [Moon]
Ho Hsien-ku [Immortal]
Ho Po [River]
Hou Chi [Harvest]
Hou I [Archer]
Hou T'u [Earth]
Hsien [Taoists]
Hsi Ho [Sun's Creator]
Hsi Wang Mu [Guardian]
Hsuan-T'ien-Shang-Ti [Dark Heaven]
Hua Hsien [Flower]
Huang-di (Huang Ti) (Shun) [Hero]
Huang Fei-hu (Fei) [Mountain]
Hu-Shen [Hail]

I [Bowmen]
Infoniwoo [Generation]
I-Ti [Wine]

K'ai Lu Shen [Purges Evil]
Kuan Yu [War]
K'uei Hsing [Examinations]

Lan Cai-he [Immortal]
Lao T'ien Yeh [Supreme]
Lao-Tzu (Lao-zi) [Philosopher]
Lei Kung [Storm]
Lei-zi [Thunder]
Li [Fire]
Li Tie-guai [Immortal]
Liu [Crops]
Lu Dong-bin (Lu Yan) [Immortal]
Lu-Hsing [Salaries/Employees]
Lung Wang [Dragon King]
Lupan [Carpenters]

Ma-Mien [Bureaucrat]
Meng (Meng P'o) [Underworld]
Meng-T'ien [Writing Brush]
Men Shen [Doors, includes sometimes Wei Cheng]
Mu Gong [Immortals]

Niu-Y'oun [Police]
Nu Gua (Nu Kua, Nu Wa) [Creator and Marriage]

O-Mi-T'o Fo [Amitabha]

Pa [Drought]
Pa-Cha [Anti-locusts]
Pa-Hsien [Eight Immortals]
P'an-Chin-Lien [Prostitues]
'P'an Ku (Panku, Pangu) [Cosmos]
Pi-Hsia-Yuan-Chun [Childbirth]
Puhsien [Sun]

Ran-deng [Future Buddha]

San Ch'inga [Three Taos]
Shang Di (Shang Ti) [Supreme]
She Chi (Thu) [Earth]
Shen [Spirit]
Sheng Jen [Holy]
Shen-nong(Shen Nung) [Hero]
Shen-T'u [Guardian]
Shen Yi [Sun]
Shiang Ku [Magician]
Shih-Tien Yen-Wang [Committe of Ten]
Shou-Hsing [Longevity]
Shou Lao (Shou Xing Lao Tou-zi) [Long Life]
Shou-Ts'ang [Servant]
Shui-Fu [Water]
Shui-Kuan [Defender]
Ssu Ming [Life and Death]
Sung-Chiang [Theives]
Sun Hou-Tzu [Monkey]
Sun Hou-zi [Apes]
Sun-Pin [Cobblers]

T'ai I [High]
Tai-sui-xing [Time]
Tai-yi [Sky]
T'ai Yueh Ta Ti (Tung-Yueh-Ta-Ti, T'ai-Yo, Ta-Ti) [Peak]
Thu [Earth]
Tian [Sky]
Tian-zhu [Catholic]
Tien (T'ien) [Sky]
Tien-Hou (T'ien Fei) [Heaven]
T'ien-Kuan [Happiness]
T'ien Lung [Dragon]
Tien Mu [Lightening]
Tien-Wang (Mo-Li) [Kings]
Ti-Kuan [Foregiveness]
Ti Nu (Ti-ya) [Earth]
Ti-Tsang-Wang-Pu-Sa [Mercy]
Ti Yu [Afterlife]
Tou Nu [North Star]
Ts'ai-Lun [Stationers]
Ts'ai Shen [Wealth]
Tsan [Demons]
Ts'ang Chien [Hearth]
Tsao Shen [?]
Tsao-Wang [Hearth]
Tu [Earth]
Tung Wang Kung [Ruled Male Immortals]
T'u-ti (Ti-Ti) [Locality]

Wang [Palace Door]
Wang-Mu-Niang-Niang [Guardian]
Wen Ch'ang (Wen-Chang-Ta-Ti) [Literature]
Wen-Shu Yen-K'ung [Manjushri]
Wen Pu [Epidemics]
Wu Ti [Myth]


Xian [Spirits]
Xi-Wang-mu [Immortality]

Yama [Seventh hell]
Yan-lo (Yan Wang) [Underworld Prince]
Yao [Wind Conqueror]
Yao-shi-fo [Physician]
Yao Wang [Medicine]
Yeng-Wang-Yeh [Death]
Yen Wang (Yen Lo) [Underworld Judge]
Yin and Yang [Male and Female]
Yo Fei [War]
Yu-Chiang [Ocean Winds]
Yu-di (Yu Huang) [Supreme]
Yueh Fei [War]
Yu Huang (Yu-Huang-Shang-Ti) [High]
Yun T'ung [Clouds]
Yu-qiang [Sea]
Yu Shih [Rain]
Yu-tzu [Rain]

Zao Jun [Kitchen]
Zhang Guo-lao [Immortal]
Zhong-Kui [Literature and Examinations]
Zhong-li Quan [Immortal]

[Sources: Brief History of Ancient Chinese Mythology]


Finnish Gods:


Ahto [Water]
Akka [Harvest]

Egres [Vegetation/Fertility]

Hiisi [Forest/Evil]

Ilma [Air]
Ilmarinen [Sky]
Inmar [Sky]

Juma [Sky]
Jumala (Mader-Atcha, Ukk) [Thunder+]

Kalevanpojat [Demons]
Kalma [Death]
Kekri [Fertility Feast]
Kipu-Tytto [Illness]
Kondos [Sowing Crops]
Kuu [Moon]

Lemminkainen [Hero]
Louhi [Sorcery/Evil]
Loviatar [Disease]
Luonnotar [Creator]

Madderakka [Dwarves]
Maahiset [Dwarves]

Naaki [Water]
Nyrckes [?]

Olmai (Olmay) [Divine properties]

Pajainen [?]
Pajonn [Thunder]
Para [Goblin Like]
Pellonpekko [Barley]

Raudna [?]
Rutu [Devil]

Sampsa [Vegetation]
Seides [Stones]

Rauni [?]

Tapio [Forest]
Tiermes [Thunder]
Tuoni [Underworld
Tursas [Monster]

Ukko (Isainen) [Thunder]

Vainamoinen [Hero]
Veralden-radien [World Pillars]

Waralden Olmai [World]

JAPANESE GODS


Aji-Suki-Taka-Hi-Kone (Aji-Shiki-Taka-Hiko-Ne) [Thunder]
Ama-No-Minakanushi-No-Kumi [Pole Star]
Ame-No-Oshido-Mimi [Refusal]
Ama-No-Uzume [Fertility]
Ama-Tsu-Kami [Heavenly Gods]
Amatsu Mikaboshi [Evil]
Ame-No-Hohi [Disappeared]
Ame-No-Wakahiko [Ruled Earth]

Bimbo-Gami [Poverty]
Bishamon [War]

Chimata-No-Kami [Rain/Sea]

Daikoku [Wealth]

Ebisu [Labor]

Fuchi [Fire]
Fukurokuju (Fukuro kuju) [Wisdom]
Futsunushi [Lightening]

Gozu-Tenno [Plague]

Haya-Ji (Haya-Tsu-Muji-No-Kami) [Whirlwind]
Hikohohodemi [Hero]
Hinokagutsuchi [Fire]
Hiruko [Morning Sun]
Hoderi [?]
Hisa-Me [Devils]
Ho-Masubi (Kagu Zuchi) [Fire]
Hosuseri [?]
Hotei [Laughter]

Inari [Prosperity]
Izanagi [Creator]
Izanami [Mother]

Jikoku [Guardians]
Jimmu Tenno [Founder]
Jurojin (Jorojin) [Longevity]

Kagu-tsuchi [Fire]
Kamado-gami [Hearth]
Kami [Divinities]
Kami-Musubi (Kami-mi-masubi) [?]
Kami-Nari [Thunder]
Kamui [Sky]
Kappa [Water]
Kawa-No-Kami [Rivers]
Kishijoten [Luck]
Kishimojin [Demon]
Komoku [South]
Kompira [Wealth]
Kono-Hana-Sakuya-Hime (Kono-no-hana-saku-ya-hime) [?]
Kono-Hana-Sakuya-Hime Kuni-Toko-tachi [First]
Kuni-Tsu-Kami [Earth]
Kura-Okami [Rain/Snow]

Nai-No-Kami [Earthquakes]
Naka-Yama-Tsu-Mi [Mountain Slopes]
Ningyo [Mermaid]
Ninigi [Ruler Earth]

O-Kuni-Nushi (Okuninushi) [Medicine/Sorcery]
Onamuji [Earth]
Omiwa [Protective]
Oni [Demons]
O-Wata-Tsumi [Sea]
O-Yama-Tsu-Mi (O-yama-tsuni) [Mountain]

Raiden [Thunder]
Ryo-Wo [Sea]
Ryujin (Ryugin) [Thunder/Rain]

Sae-No-Kami [Roads]

Sengen-Sama [Guarded Holy Moutain]
Sennin [Immortals]
Shichi-Fukujin [Luck]
Shiko-Me [Devils]
Shine-Tsu-Hiko [Wind]
Shitatera-Hime [?]
Shi-tenno [Cardinal Direction Guardians]
Shojo [Satyrs]
Soko-No-Kuni [Underworld]
Suitengu [Sea]
Sukuna-bikone (Suku-na-biko) [Hot Springs]
Shoki [Enemy of Devils]
Susanowo (Susanoo, Susa-no-wo) [Storms]
Takamimusubi (Taka-mi-masubi) [Royal Family]
Takemikadzuchi [Thunder]
Take-Mi-Musubi [Sun]
Taki-Tsu-Hiko [Rain]
Tatsuta-hime [Autumn]
Ten-gu (Tengu) [Mountain/Forest]
Tenjin (Temmangu) [Learning/Calligraphy]
Tsuki-Yomi (Tsukiyomi) [Moon]

Uji-gami [Ancestors]
Uke-Mochi-No-Kami (Ukemochi, Waka-Uke-Nomi, Toyo-Uke-Bime) [Fertility and
Food]
Uzume [Mirth]

Wakahiru-me [Rising Sun]\
Wata-tsu-mi [Sea]

Yabune [House]

Zocho [South]

Shinto Amaterasu [Sun]

Ama-Tsu-Mara [Smiths]

Ame-No-Kagase-Wo [Astral]
Ame-No-Mi-Kumari-No-Kami [Water]
Amenominakanushi (Ame-No-Minaka-Nushi-No-Kami) [Supreme]
Am-No-Tanabata-Hime-No-Mikoto [Weavers]
Ame-No-Toko-Tachi-No-Kami [Elemental]
Ame-no-uzume [Dancers]

Benten (Benten-San, Benzaiten, Benzaiten) [Eloquence+]

Fujin [Wind]

Hachiman [War]
Ho-musubi [Fire]

Kami [Idols]

SOUTH ASIAN GODS

Cao Dai(Chinese: Gao-Tai) [Supreme]

Debata [?]

Empung Luminuut [?]

Hainuwele [?]

Hananim [Sky]

Hmin [Ague]

Karei [Supreme]
Kinharingan [Creator]
Kud [Evil]

Laseo [Sun]
Lature Dano [Supreme]
Lowalangi(Lowalani) [World Above]

Mahatala (Mahataral) [Supreme?]
Ma-zu [?]

Nanmata (Namite) [Primeval]
Narbrooi [Woodlands]
Nemu [Primodial]

Palk [Sun]
Puang Matowa [Sky]
Pulug [Thunder]

Reahu [Dark Demon]
Rigenmucha [Supreme]

Silewe Nazarata [?]
Sirao [First]

Ta Pedn [?]
Tnong [Sun]
Tumbrenjak [Original Man]

Upulevo [Sun]

Wunekau [Sun]

CENRAL AND WEST ASIAN GODS

Abyrga [Snake]
Afi [Rain/Thunderstorms]
Aitvaras [Evil]
Alardi [Spirit]
Aralo [Agriculutre]
Armaz [Supreme]
Auseklis (Ausrine) [Stellar]

Baba [Spirit]
Baba Yaga (Jezi-Baba) [Ogress]
Bagvarti [?]
Bangputys [Sea]
Bannik [Baths]
Bagisht [Flood/Prosperity]
Barastir (Barastaer) [Underworld]
Bardha [Elves]
Beg-tse (Cam-srin) [War]
Beng [Satan]
Biegg-Olmai [Wind]
Bogatyri [Heroes]
Boldogasszony (Kisboldogasszony) [Protector Women/Children]
Bolla (Bullar) [Demon]
Buga [Supreme]
Bukura e dheut
[Good Spirit]
Bukuri e qiellit [Jehovah]
Byelobog (Bielbog) [?]
Byelun [?]

Chernobo(Czarnobog, Czerneboch, Cernobog) [?]
Chors [Sun]

Dabog [Sun]
Deive [Stone Spirits]
Dieva deli [?]
Dievini [Less Known Gods]
Dievs [Sky]
Djall [Devil]
Domovoi (Domovoy) [Household]
Donbittir [Water/Fish]
Drag-gshed [Eight Terrible Gods]
Dud [Heavenly Spirit]
Dvorovoi [Courtyard]
Dyavo [Demons]

En [?]
Erlik [King of the Dead]
Es [Sky]

Fatit [Destiny]
Fene [Demon]

Gabija (Gabieta, Gabeta) [Fire]
Gabjauja [Corn]
Giltine [Death]
Guta [Demon]

Hadur [War]
Himavat [Himalayas]
Horagalles [War]

Isdustaya and Papaya [Fate]
Isten [Supreme]

Jagaubis [Fire]
Jarovit (Gerovitus) [War]
Jessis [avatar Jupiter]
Jumis [Fertility]
Juras Mate [Water]

Kaka-Guia [Funerary]
Kalvis [Smith]
Karta [Fate]
Kaukas [?]
Khors [Health/Hunting]
Khyung-gai mGo-can [?]
Kikimora [Household]
K'op'ala [Protective]
Kukuth (Kukudhi) [Sickness]
Kulshedra (Kucedre) [Demon]
Kun-tu-bzan-po [Chief Bon]
Kupala [Water/Magic/Herbs]
Kurdalaegon [Blacksmiths]

Laima [Fate]
Lamaria [Hearth]
Laskowice (Leshcia) [Forest]
Lauka Mate [Fields/Fertility]
Laume [Fairy]
Leshy [Forest]
Lha [Bon Gods]
Lhamo [?]
Ljeschi (Lychie) [Fauns and Satyrs]
Ljubi [Demon]

Manzasiri [Primeval]
Mate [Mother]
Mati Syra Zemlya [Earth]
Medeine (Mejdejn) [Woods]
Meness [Moon]
Menulis [Moon]
Meza Mate [Nature]
Mirsa [Light]
Mokos [Fertility]
Mu (rMu) [Heavenly]
Muma Padura [Wood]
Myesyats (Czarnobog, Czerneboch, Cernobog) [Moon]

Nang Lha [Household]
Nari [Demon]
Nari [Sky]
Num [Sky]

Odqan [Fire]
Ora [Protective]
Ordog [Dark]

Pekar (Pehar) [Demon]
Peko [Barley]
Perendi [Jehovah]
Perit [Mountain Spirits]
Perkons [Thunder]
Perkunas [Thunder]
Perun (Peroun) [Thunder]
Polevik [Field]
Poludnitsa [Field]
Pon [Sky]
Porenutius (Porevit) [?]
Preas Eyn [?]
Preas Eyssaur [Destructive]
Preas Prohm [Primeval]

Prende (Prenne) [Love]
Psezpolnica (Polish Poludnica) [Midday]
Pugu [Sun]

Qormusta (Chormusta) [High]

Rugievit [War]
Rusalki (Rusalka) [Water/Woodlands]

Safa [Weapens]
Sanda [?]
Sarkany [Weather]
Saule [Sun]
Saules meitas [?]
Selardi [Moon]
Shen-Lha-od-dkar [Bon]
Shen-rab [Founder Bon]
Sipe Gyalmo [Bon]
Shiwini [Sun]
Shosshu [Smiths]
Siwini [Sun]
Srat [Demon]
Sri [Demon]
Sridevi [?]
Stribog [Winds]
Svantevit (Svantoveit, Svantovitus) [War/Agriculture]
Svarog [Sky]
Syen [Guardian]
Stihi [Demon]

Teljavelik [Heavenly Smith]
Telyaveli [Smiths]
Tengri [Heavenly Beings]
Tesheba [Weather]
Thab-lha [Hearth]
Triglav (Trigelawus) [War]

Uacilla [Thunder/Rain]
Ulgen [Creator]
Urme [Fate]
Usins [?]

Vadatajs [Evil]
Vampire [Soul of Dead]
Veela [Kindess]
Veja mate [Winds]
Veles (Volos) [Underworld]
Velnias [Devil]
Velu mate [Dead]
Verbti [Fire/North Wind]
Vila [Water]
Vilkacis (Lithuanian Vilkatas) [Werewolf]
Vlkodlaks (Vookodlaks) [Werewolf]
Vodnik [Demon]
Vodyanoi [Water]
Volos (Volusu) [Cattle]

We [Supreme]

Xhindi [Spirits]

Yarilo [Love]

Zaltys [Grass Snake]
Zemepatis (Zemempatis) [Supreme]
Zemes mate [Mother]
Zemyna (Zemyneles) [Earth]
Zorya [Guardian]
Zvezda Dennitsa and Zvezda Vechernyaya [Morning and Evening Star]



SIBERIAN GODS

Ai Tojon [Light]
Ajysyt [Mother]
Anky-Kele [Sea]
Ayi [Creator]

Hittavainen, Hittauanin [Hare-Hunters]
Hinkon [Death Demon]

K'daai [Fire Demon]
Kaltes [The Goddess]
Ke'lets [Death Demon]
Kurkil [Creator]
Kutkinnaku [Good Spirit]

Mayin [Supreme]

Picvu'cin [Hunting/Wild Animals]

Shurdi [Thunderstorms]

Tomam [Bird]
Tomor(Tomorr) [Father Creator]

Xucau [Supreme]

Ye'loje (Pugu) [Sun]
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Al Klein
2006-11-07 15:17:15 UTC
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Post by Al Klein
Or do you really think the god the Christians define would apologize
for being a total loon for 6,000 years?
Our Christian "God is love"
YOUR "Christian god" is what you suck out of a bottle. Had any good
altar boys recently, Fake? Or do you prefer the evangelical route -
paying for "love"?
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Uncle Vic
2006-11-08 07:53:11 UTC
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pastor Frank
Post by Pastor Frank
Post by Al Klein
Or do you really think the god the Christians define would apologize
for being a total loon for 6,000 years?
Our Christian "God is love" (1 John 4:8,16) and one sure has to be an
atheist "moron" to consider love and the lover of our soul a "total loon".
Or a Christian moron to completely ignore the fascism factor of the OT god,
and accept the contradiction between it and the NT lovegod as if it wasn't
there.
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Al Klein
2006-11-08 16:06:44 UTC
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Pastor Frank
Post by Pastor Frank
Our Christian "God is love" (1 John 4:8,16) and one sure has to be an
atheist "moron" to consider love and the lover of our soul a "total loon".
Or a Christian moron to completely ignore the fascism factor of the OT god,
and accept the contradiction between it and the NT lovegod as if it wasn't
there.
The 'new covenant' completely erases the OT, including its god. That
god was a completely different god than the god of the NT. Except
where they're the same. And where the OT, no longer important, is
referenced in the NT. But Christians aren't supposed to actually READ
the thing, they're supposed to just accept what their preachers tell
them to accept. After all it WAS written in Latin, wasn't it? At a
time when the common man didn't speak Latin? so that he couldn't
understand it, even if he COULD get a copy, which was nearly
impossible? Damn that Gutenberg anyway.

Want to buy contradictions wholesale? Christianity has more than
anyone could ever afford.
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bob young
2006-11-04 12:24:02 UTC
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Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
We're waiting!
It's gonna be a loooooong wait
Pastor Frank
2006-11-05 09:40:47 UTC
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Post by bob young
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
We're waiting!
It's gonna be a loooooong wait
LOL Bill and Bob are still waiting for God to show himself unmistakably,
like perhaps as a giant talking face in the sky, saying: I am God, and I
want you to do as I tell you, or I will have my demons burn your sorry ass
in hell for all eternity.
After that, they assure us, they will become confirmed Christians,
following God's commandments faithfully for the rest of their lives. But in
the mean time they will just keep on doing whatever feels good, irrespective
of whether it's sin or virtue. And they hope it will be a "looooooong wait".
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bob young
2006-11-05 12:09:01 UTC
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Post by bob young
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
We're waiting!
It's gonna be a loooooong wait
LOL Bill and Bob are still waiting for God to show himself unmistakably,
like perhaps as a giant talking face in the sky, saying: I am God, and I
want you to do as I tell you, or I will have my demons burn your sorry ass
in hell for all eternity.
That's what your great grandpappy thought Frank,
so why has it all been changed?

Tell yer why,
becuase it is all man made
and myths do not stand the test of time
Post by Pastor Frank
After that, they assure us, they will become confirmed Christians,
following God's commandments faithfully for the rest of their lives. But in
the mean time they will just keep on doing whatever feels good, irrespective
of whether it's sin or virtue. And they hope it will be a "looooooong wait".
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Mistylien
2006-11-06 06:59:04 UTC
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Post by bob young
Post by Pastor Frank
Post by bob young
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
We're waiting!
It's gonna be a loooooong wait
LOL Bill and Bob are still waiting for God to show himself unmistakably,
like perhaps as a giant talking face in the sky, saying: I am God, and I
want you to do as I tell you, or I will have my demons burn your sorry ass
in hell for all eternity.
That's what your great grandpappy thought Frank,
so why has it all been changed?
Tell yer why,
becuase it is all man made
and myths do not stand the test of time
The wise man builds his house upon "THE ROCK"!
The foolish man builds his house upon the "Sand"
Sand here represents the "SANDS OF TIME" or Tradition
Where the real truth is trampled upon.
but when the storms come and the rian come and washes upon
the house built on the sands, it can not stand so great is its fall.

M,
Post by bob young
Post by Pastor Frank
After that, they assure us, they will become confirmed Christians,
following God's commandments faithfully for the rest of their lives. But in
the mean time they will just keep on doing whatever feels good, irrespective
of whether it's sin or virtue. And they hope it will be a "looooooong wait".
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bob young
2006-11-06 10:29:01 UTC
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Post by Mistylien
Post by bob young
Post by Pastor Frank
Post by bob young
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
We're waiting!
It's gonna be a loooooong wait
LOL Bill and Bob are still waiting for God to show himself unmistakably,
like perhaps as a giant talking face in the sky, saying: I am God, and I
want you to do as I tell you, or I will have my demons burn your sorry ass
in hell for all eternity.
That's what your great grandpappy thought Frank,
so why has it all been changed?
Tell yer why,
becuase it is all man made
and myths do not stand the test of time
The wise man builds his house upon "THE ROCK"!
The foolish man builds his house upon the "Sand"
Sand here represents the "SANDS OF TIME" or Tradition
Where the real truth is trampled upon.
but when the storms come and the rian come and washes upon
the house built on the sands, it can not stand so great is its fall.
M,
So pleased you are not a designer of jumbo jets,
If you were I would prefer to walk
Post by Mistylien
Post by bob young
Post by Pastor Frank
After that, they assure us, they will become confirmed Christians,
following God's commandments faithfully for the rest of their lives. But in
the mean time they will just keep on doing whatever feels good, irrespective
of whether it's sin or virtue. And they hope it will be a "looooooong wait".
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Mistylien
2006-11-07 01:30:52 UTC
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Post by bob young
Post by Mistylien
The wise man builds his house upon "THE ROCK"!
The foolish man builds his house upon the "Sand"
Sand here represents the "SANDS OF TIME" or Tradition
Where the real truth is trampled upon.
but when the storms come and the rian come and washes upon
the house built on the sands, it can not stand so great is its fall.
M,
So pleased you are not a designer of jumbo jets,
If you were I would prefer to walk
Even Jumbo Jets Are built on the rock hard truth or They too would not
fly.
If a Jumbo Jet was built on Tradition it would still be on the drawing board.

M,
Father Haskell
2006-11-06 22:44:18 UTC
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Post by Mistylien
The wise man builds his house upon "THE ROCK"!
The foolish man builds his house upon the "Sand"
Sand here represents the "SANDS OF TIME" or Tradition
Where the real truth is trampled upon.
but when the storms come and the rian come and washes upon
the house built on the sands, it can not stand so great is its fall.
12" steel reinforced concrete slab w. 36" wide poured footings
36" below the freeze line satisfies most building codes.
Lucifer
2006-11-06 23:25:01 UTC
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Post by Father Haskell
Post by Mistylien
The wise man builds his house upon "THE ROCK"!
The foolish man builds his house upon the "Sand"
Sand here represents the "SANDS OF TIME" or Tradition
Where the real truth is trampled upon.
but when the storms come and the rian come and washes upon
the house built on the sands, it can not stand so great is its fall.
12" steel reinforced concrete slab w. 36" wide poured footings
36" below the freeze line satisfies most building codes.
Well the third little piggy was a grade A student, his daddy was a rock
star, named Ted Nugent
Got a masters degree from Harvard college, built his house with his
architect knowledge...

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General Purpose Igor

The Anti-Theist

"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
Mistylien
2006-11-07 01:33:43 UTC
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Post by Father Haskell
Post by Mistylien
The wise man builds his house upon "THE ROCK"!
The foolish man builds his house upon the "Sand"
Sand here represents the "SANDS OF TIME" or Tradition
Where the real truth is trampled upon.
but when the storms come and the rian come and washes upon
the house built on the sands, it can not stand so great is its fall.
12" steel reinforced concrete slab w. 36" wide poured footings
36" below the freeze line satisfies most building codes.
Yes but is your faith built on that same kind of foundation?

or is it built on the traditions of time?

M,
Father Haskell
2006-11-07 03:05:41 UTC
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Post by Mistylien
Post by Father Haskell
Post by Mistylien
The wise man builds his house upon "THE ROCK"!
The foolish man builds his house upon the "Sand"
Sand here represents the "SANDS OF TIME" or Tradition
Where the real truth is trampled upon.
but when the storms come and the rian come and washes upon
the house built on the sands, it can not stand so great is its fall.
12" steel reinforced concrete slab w. 36" wide poured footings
36" below the freeze line satisfies most building codes.
Yes but is your faith built on that same kind of foundation?
or is it built on the traditions of time?
M,
A good poured foundation, you can build on fucking sand.
Mistylien
2006-11-08 10:44:57 UTC
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Post by Father Haskell
Post by Mistylien
Yes but is your faith built on that same kind of foundation?
or is it built on the traditions of time?
M,
A good poured foundation, you can build on fucking sand.
Maybe so until the earth quake sinks it under.

You can not build on "TRADITION" either.
For when the truth come along it will just burn up.
or sink like quick sand shaken by an earth quake.

M,
bob young
2006-11-08 12:27:03 UTC
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Post by Mistylien
Post by Father Haskell
Post by Mistylien
Yes but is your faith built on that same kind of foundation?
or is it built on the traditions of time?
M,
A good poured foundation, you can build on fucking sand.
Maybe so until the earth quake sinks it under.
You can not build on "TRADITION" either.
For when the truth come along it will just burn up.
or sink like quick sand shaken by an earth quake.
M,
The truth is talked about, in fact preached about, so much that
one has to begin to wonder exactly why all this paranoia about
'the truth' is so necessary to support a god that is supposed to
have created everything.

The answer of course, is obvious.

............and as for earthquakes and volcanos:

Man of old, the savage,
formed the belief,
the eruption of the volcano
was god's expression of grief.

Man believed the lightning bolt,
for the crops - a blessing of rain,
the curse of flood lending starvation,
was spewed from heavenly gates.

Man believed he could calm divine wrath,
through sacrifice of a virgin pure,
though blood appeased him not,
how the quake continues to tremble the earth.

Man believed the sting of a bee,
the fangs of the serpent, the teeth of a bear
were all signs of divine things,
deities by the dozens, some invented in pairs.

Silly superstitions thrive to this day,
if not for the rationalist, skeptic,
and freethinker,
where would we be?

In Church thumping Bibles, that's where!
See, we've came a long way.
Instead of cracking virgins' skulls,

[with acknowledgements to: Sharon]
bob young
2006-11-07 13:17:03 UTC
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Post by Mistylien
Post by Father Haskell
Post by Mistylien
The wise man builds his house upon "THE ROCK"!
The foolish man builds his house upon the "Sand"
Sand here represents the "SANDS OF TIME" or Tradition
Where the real truth is trampled upon.
but when the storms come and the rian come and washes upon
the house built on the sands, it can not stand so great is its fall.
12" steel reinforced concrete slab w. 36" wide poured footings
36" below the freeze line satisfies most building codes.
Yes but is your faith built on that same kind of foundation?
or is it built on the traditions of time?
M,
"Faith is not a justification, but an admission that
there is no justification. If there are rational
reasons to believe something, then "faith" is
superfluous. If there are no rational reasons to
believe something, then continued belief is, by
definition, irrational."
[Acknowledgements to Godfrey]

"I refuse to prove I exist", says god. "Because proof denies faith and
without faith, I am nothing"
[Douglas Adams].

Faith is the great cop-out, the great excuse to
evade the need to think and evaluate evidence.
Faith is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of,
the lack of evidence.
[Richard Dawkins]

It was the schoolboy who said: "Faith is believing what you know ain't
so."
[Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Pies de Arcilla
2006-11-08 01:36:46 UTC
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Post by bob young
"Faith is not a justification, but an admission that
there is no justification. If there are rational
reasons to believe something, then "faith" is
superfluous. If there are no rational reasons to
believe something, then continued belief is, by
definition, irrational."
[Acknowledgements to Godfrey]
There is no rational reason to believe anything. We believe in
induction because that is the sort of creature we are. There is no
reason to believe the future will resemble the past; we cannot say why
we do.

There is nothing real that is more certain than God.
Christopher A. Lee
2006-11-08 01:48:33 UTC
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Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by bob young
"Faith is not a justification, but an admission that
there is no justification. If there are rational
reasons to believe something, then "faith" is
superfluous. If there are no rational reasons to
believe something, then continued belief is, by
definition, irrational."
[Acknowledgements to Godfrey]
There is no rational reason to believe anything. We believe in
induction because that is the sort of creature we are. There is no
reason to believe the future will resemble the past; we cannot say why
we do.
No, moron, because it works. That's all.
Post by Pies de Arcilla
There is nothing real that is more certain than God.
Only if you have been brainwashed.
bob young
2006-11-08 06:13:13 UTC
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Post by Pies de Arcilla
Post by bob young
"Faith is not a justification, but an admission that
there is no justification. If there are rational
reasons to believe something, then "faith" is
superfluous. If there are no rational reasons to
believe something, then continued belief is, by
definition, irrational."
[Acknowledgements to Godfrey]
There is no rational reason to believe anything. We believe in
induction because that is the sort of creature we are. There is no
reason to believe the future will resemble the past; we cannot say why
we do.
There is nothing real that is more certain than God.
That last line is most ambiguous, something here we have to put up a lot
with from religionists.

Care to expand on that line
in plain clear, concise, logical English?

Thanks
Pastor Frank
2006-11-03 22:06:04 UTC
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Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people
base their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it,
why does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the
others are fakes?
We're waiting!
Still looking for that giant talking face in the sky saying: I am God,
and I want you to do as I tell you, or my devils are going to burn your
sorry ass in hell for evermore?
ROFL
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bob young
2006-11-05 12:12:06 UTC
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Post by Pastor Frank
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people
base their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it,
why does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the
others are fakes?
We're waiting!
Still looking for that giant talking face in the sky saying: I am God,
and I want you to do as I tell you, or my devils are going to burn your
sorry ass in hell for evermore?
ROFL
Sad, quite sad.
Post by Pastor Frank
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Melchizedek
2006-11-04 21:43:04 UTC
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"Bill M" <***@bellsouth.net> wrote in message news:oVN2h.642$***@bignews5.bellsouth.net...
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.



If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not

announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?



We're waiting!

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;-D.

You are caught in a catch-22 position. You cannot understand
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jemsohara
2006-11-05 11:54:18 UTC
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Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
We're waiting!
Maybe Bill he's wants you to wait? He is God after all! He is not
about Bill, He is about God.

He gave you all the prohets, and Jesus too, why should He try any
harder?
Bill M
2006-11-05 16:40:15 UTC
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Post by jemsohara
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
We're waiting!
Maybe Bill he's wants you to wait? He is God after all! He is not
about Bill, He is about God.
He gave you all the prohets, and Jesus too, why should He try any
harder?
Why would any 'REAL' God permit his followers to be misled by hundreds of
myths and fables??? Let's face it. There is NO objective verifiable evidence
that ANY
God actually exists except in the imaginations of man!
bob young
2006-11-06 10:34:02 UTC
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Post by Bill M
Post by jemsohara
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
We're waiting!
Maybe Bill he's wants you to wait? He is God after all! He is not
about Bill, He is about God.
He gave you all the prohets, and Jesus too, why should He try any
harder?
Why would any 'REAL' God permit his followers to be misled by hundreds of
myths and fables??? Let's face it. There is NO objective verifiable evidence
that ANY
God actually exists except in the imaginations of man!
Proven by man's penchant to create break away cults witin any given religion.

No god would allow that if it were real.
bob young
2006-11-06 10:32:07 UTC
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Post by jemsohara
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
We're waiting!
Maybe Bill he's wants you to wait? He is God after all! He is not
about Bill, He is about God.
He gave you all the prohets, and Jesus too, why should He try any
harder?
Prophets !?

They were all charlatans who stood up in front of their admiring followers
and lied through their teeth
claiming a direct link with some god

Jesus ?!

Well he was most likely an invention in order to prop up a decaying myth:

CURTAIN RISES

[Menam, a Priest, is talking with his buddies in the temple.

�Brothers the flock are restless and I'm tired of them asking me 'Where is the
god you want us to pray to', they keep insisting on seeing him"

Rastus, [another priest]:

"I have the same problem, it's getting me down, they keep saying 'Where is he,
produce him'. You know the Vishnus down the road have a wooden god in a hut for
everyone to see and more and more people are going there to pray these days�

Influx [The Senior Priest]:

"Listen, let's invite that fella Jesus to join us, he is popular and he preaches
well. We'll say he is god's son�.

Rastus. [Laughing]

�Don't be silly, how can we say that, he's just a preacher and gods don't send
their sons down to earth. How do we say he got here?�

Influx. [Thinks]

�Well we can tell them 'e was borne of a virgin. [scratches head] I'm sure we can
find one somewhere, if we look hard enough.

Rastus.

That won't be any use, when 'e dies we'll have to start all over and find another
'son of a god' and anyway, they are not going to buy that yarn of yours a second
time over!

Influx. [grins]

Aaah but listen. [Chuckles] When 'e dies we'll hide him away in a cave, steal the
body in the middle of the night and then, listen to this, your gonna love this,
[nudges Rastus in the ribs] and then [hee hee] we'll tell 'em he floated slowly
up into the sky to heaven just above the clouds [raises arms and makes floating
motions] and he now sits up there on the right hand of god.

Fellas we'll have 'em in the palm of our hands for eternity.

[All priests together]:

"spontaneous cheering�.
IBen Getiner
2006-11-05 12:10:37 UTC
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Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
We're waiting!
Revelations 3:20
Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and
open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he
with me.


Try it, azzhole. Then you won't be confused all the time about what is
really simple simple shit to the rest of us...
Lucifer
2006-11-05 15:29:55 UTC
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Post by IBen Getiner
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
We're waiting!
Revelations 3:20
Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and
open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he
with me.
Try it, azzhole. Then you won't be confused all the time about what is
really simple simple shit to the rest of us...
Dude, why don't you try LSD, the hallucinations are even stronger.

Alternatively, try sanity, fuck off, die somewhere quietly, and don't
ever write here again. Then again, that would be reasonable

--

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General Purpose Igor

The Anti-Theist

"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
Pastor Frank
2006-11-05 21:11:43 UTC
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Post by IBen Getiner
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
We're waiting!
Revelations 3:20
Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and
open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he
with me.
Try it, azzhole. Then you won't be confused all the time about what is
really simple simple shit to the rest of us...
Oh btw, talking about shit reminds me of my list of the worlds great
religions or belief systems defined in terms of shit. See below and enjoy

Pastor Frank

HOW SHIT FIGURES IN THE WORLD'S RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES
Animism: There's a spirit in every Shit
Agnosticism: I don't know if Shit Happens for divine reasons.
Atheism: Shit Happens for no divine reason.
Bahais: Inspired by the prophets, a good Shit can be had by all
Baptist: When Shit Happens it's the wrath of God! (Amen!)
Buddhism: If Shit Happens, it really is not Shit.
Catholic: Shit Happens to those who deserve it
Confucianism: Confucius say: "Shit Happens."
Copts: We just ignore all the Shit
Druids: 21st June, the longest Shit of the year
Hare Krishna: ShitHappensShitHappensShitHappensShitHappensShitHappens
Hasidim: 613 kinds of shit, and don't we know it already
Hinduism: This Shit Happened before (and it will happen again).
Islam: If Shit Happens, it's the will of Allah.
Jain: Preserve the living Shit
Jehovah's Witnesses: Let us in and we will tell you why Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does Shit always happen to us?
Lamaists: Shit, coming round again
Maronites: No one knows where our Shit is
Marxism: Religion is the shit of the people
Nestorianism: Who cares about Shit, let's have a drink
Orthodox: If Shit Happens, don't worry, be happy.
Protestant: Shit Happens to test our faith
Rastafarianism: Pass the Shit, man
Romanian Orthodox: Shit happens at home
Rosicrucianism: This Shit is magic
Scientology: Feces occur.
Shintoism: Our ancestors' Shit is very holy
Taoism: Shit Happens
Unitarians: We don't know what this Shit is, or if we even believe in
it, and we can't explain it to anyone else, but we're nice people and
we'll share our shit with anyone who's as vague as we are.
Weefree: No Shittin' on the sabbath
Zen: Shit only Happens when it does not Happen.
Zoroastrians: Hot Shit
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bob young
2006-11-06 10:35:06 UTC
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Post by Pastor Frank
Post by IBen Getiner
Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
We're waiting!
Revelations 3:20
Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and
open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he
with me.
Try it, azzhole. Then you won't be confused all the time about what is
really simple simple shit to the rest of us...
Oh btw, talking about shit reminds me of my list of the worlds great
religions or belief systems defined in terms of shit.
Well makes a change from your usual shit Frank
Post by Pastor Frank
See below and enjoy
Pastor Frank
HOW SHIT FIGURES IN THE WORLD'S RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES
Animism: There's a spirit in every Shit
Agnosticism: I don't know if Shit Happens for divine reasons.
Atheism: Shit Happens for no divine reason.
Bahais: Inspired by the prophets, a good Shit can be had by all
Baptist: When Shit Happens it's the wrath of God! (Amen!)
Buddhism: If Shit Happens, it really is not Shit.
Catholic: Shit Happens to those who deserve it
Confucianism: Confucius say: "Shit Happens."
Copts: We just ignore all the Shit
Druids: 21st June, the longest Shit of the year
Hare Krishna: ShitHappensShitHappensShitHappensShitHappensShitHappens
Hasidim: 613 kinds of shit, and don't we know it already
Hinduism: This Shit Happened before (and it will happen again).
Islam: If Shit Happens, it's the will of Allah.
Jain: Preserve the living Shit
Jehovah's Witnesses: Let us in and we will tell you why Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does Shit always happen to us?
Lamaists: Shit, coming round again
Maronites: No one knows where our Shit is
Marxism: Religion is the shit of the people
Nestorianism: Who cares about Shit, let's have a drink
Orthodox: If Shit Happens, don't worry, be happy.
Protestant: Shit Happens to test our faith
Rastafarianism: Pass the Shit, man
Romanian Orthodox: Shit happens at home
Rosicrucianism: This Shit is magic
Scientology: Feces occur.
Shintoism: Our ancestors' Shit is very holy
Taoism: Shit Happens
Unitarians: We don't know what this Shit is, or if we even believe in
it, and we can't explain it to anyone else, but we're nice people and
we'll share our shit with anyone who's as vague as we are.
Weefree: No Shittin' on the sabbath
Zen: Shit only Happens when it does not Happen.
Zoroastrians: Hot Shit
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Puma
2006-11-08 21:14:24 UTC
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Post by Bill M
There are close to a thousand different God beliefs. Millions of people base
their lives on their different God beliefs.
If there is any real God that created the Universe and everything in it, why
does he not
announce directly from his heaven that he is the REAL God and all the others
are fakes?
We're waiting!
Hi Bill,

First of all what GOD is should be known....

God is the explanation of the existence...If you look at God from a
religious point,,,you can not find GOD...Because all of the religions
monopolises God in their way...And all of them are wrong!!! because
all of them are human made...

God can not be belonged to any religion....God is only an explanation
of our existence.

Thats it...

Puma

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