Post by Bill SchenleyPost by The Kentucky WizardPost by Bill SchenleyWhat was up with that photo, Darrell ... And
*why* would you send such a pathetic picture
to *anyone*?
Which photo? I have many photos. Sober up and
be more specific.
You know the one. Your sitting amid the squalor and clutter of your
tiny trailer. Trying to decide which hat to wear ... the black one
from Dollar General ... or the tan one from Big Lots.
Oh, that picture. You are such an idiot, Bill. You've spent more time on
my website, than anyone, even me, and you still can't see that isn't me?
You need to revisit my website and check out the family photos, that's
my brother, Donnie, you doofus. The cap he is wearing is a STNG cap that
he purchased at some science fiction convention I guess, he goes to
several every year. The other cap he is holding is a University of
Kentucky cap that I gave him as a Christmas present. He likes Kentucky,
I like Louisville, so we usually trade UK/UL merchandise each year. I
suppose that in a drunken stupor, someone like you couldn't see the Star
Trek emblem and the Big Blue "K" on those caps, right? He's now a
retired Correction Officer, no doubt you're very familiar with that area
of law enforcement.
Looked like you
Post by Bill Schenleyhadn't shaved in a week (of course, that not shaving for week thing
all made sense when I read that you tried to blow yourself).
Why would I even attempt to blow myself, since I have you to do it for
me? Of course, you still don't understand that sentence, I wouldn't
expect you to, being that you're alone and all. Let's see if I can
explain it so you might have a chance of understanding it. See, I'm not
as well 'endowed' as Ron Jeremy, nor, could or would I, be able to bend
over and even attempt to do such a thing, so that is why he's better off
than I am. Unlike you, Bill, I never had "penis envy", so I never had to
lie just to get a woman interested in me. Now do you understand? Try
reading it again, and get back with me on that. Anyway, I haven't seen
my brother without a beard since he was about 18 years old. He grows
more hair in a day than you did when you went through puberty. You have
went through puberty, haven't you? I've heard that some males go through
adolescence later than most, I've just never ran across one until you.
Post by Bill SchenleyThe photo, marked "Christmas 2002," was sent to me ... anonymously ...
But I'm guessing you know who sent it ... since you must have sent it
to them ... If you are still confused ... I could post it (with your
permission, of course)
Actually, I haven't the foggiest idea who sent it to you, for I don't
recall ever sending it to anyone, I never had any reason to. I myself
had to dig it out of my hard drive just to see what picture you are
talking about. Of course you wouldn't know who sent it, Bill, I wouldn't
expect you to divulge the identities of your small circle of friends,
even if you are down to two of them, now. You're more than welcome to
post it if you feel that froggy about it. Did you notice just how many
Christmas cards are taped on my door? Surely you remember receiving a
Christmas card at some point in your miserable life, even if it was
addressed to 'occupant'. That photo was labeled "Christmas 2002" huh? It
was taken at Christmas of 2002 alright, but the photo was actually
labeled "Dec25_28", so someone must have renamed it.
Post by Bill SchenleyHey ... I did like the way you were able to fit the entire dining room
table at the end of the couch. What do you call that type of dining
room table? Oh. Now I remember. TV Trays.
Yep, those are TV trays, made of solid wood, oak I believe, and not
those cheap rusty metal trays you are used to stacking your cans and
bottles on. The reason they are at the end of the couch is because we
they were a Christmas present, and had just opened them out of the box.
Oh I keep forgetting, you're not familiar with Christmas presents, I
guess that's why you think all the wrapping paper, boxes and bags is
'clutter'.
Post by Bill SchenleyPost by The Kentucky WizardSo where are *your* photos, btw?
Dude ... No way am I sending photos of me to guy who tries to suck his
own weenie. No-Fucking_Way!
I thought you like sending photos of yourself to other men, I guess
someone was wrong when they said it, oops! You don't still surf those
type of websites, do you? So, where's the online photos of your fine
family at? We would all be interested in seeing what someone who as
successful as you are really looks like. Surely you have photos of your
family online, even if you do have to keep cutting and pasting the new
Mrs. every couple of years. You should have just had one made of
yourself and then you could just post a picture of the most recent Mrs.
Wrong next to it.
Post by Bill SchenleyPost by The Kentucky WizardPost by Bill SchenleyHave you no sense of decency?
Let me think ........ nope.
See ... You're getting better. You are finally telling the truth.
I've always told the truth, perhaps it's that you just can't tell the
difference. Heaven knows you're used to hearing lies, like for instance;
"I love you, Bill, you're a perfect husband, and I want to spend the
rest of my life with you!" heh. You should have kept a tote board on
just how many times that was said to your face, as they went out the
door to be with the one they really wanted.
Post by Bill SchenleyPost by The Kentucky WizardHey Bill, I was thinking about having a dumpy trailer
cookout this weekend, I may even use real fire
instead of concrete sun-baking. Care to join?
Thanks ... But I don't really do trailer park cookouts. And with your
wife not being there anymore ... what fun would it be ...
Oh, she'll be here, unlike you, I never had to worry anytime my wife
leaves the house, whether she'll come back or not. Hey, I'll even see if
I can fix you up with a girl, if you promise not to tell them about your
same-sex adventures. AAMOF, there's a blind gal down the street that
would be just your type. At least with her, you wouldn't have to be in
the bed with someone who insists on the room being dark.
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That train left two threads ago, Bill. it just isn't funny anymore.
Please try to come up with some new material, will ya?
Keyword: "Bill" AKA - The best at giving head.
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