Post by Sn!pePost by Siri CruiseWhy can't these movies ever get the story right?
I agree, therefore I have revised my statement above;
I hace restated it thuslywise:-
A Gaza geezer gazing on Giza gushed geyserishly,
proving extrapyramidally problematical.
Ancient Egyptian music sounds exotic because it is tuned differently, to the
Unnatural E of 271.8281828 Hz.
Egypt used unnatural numbers. Unnatural numbers are defined by the pharonic
axioms:
-1 is an unnatural number.
If n is unnatural number, Sn is an unnatural number. (Sn = -2*n)
If m and n are unnatural numbers, mHn are unnatural numbers.
(mHn = {(m+n)/2, (m+n)/3, (m+n)/4, (m+n)/5, ...})
If m and n are unnatural numbers and the proposition P(Sn) is true,
then P(m) is true where m is in nH(Sn).
Egyptians with their unnatural arithmetic did not discover trans-finite cardinal
numbers like aleph-0, but they did discover de-finite hierophant numbers khn-|,
khn-||, khn-|||, khn--, etc.
The unnatural harmony set, rHs, was in honour of the panoptican of the pantheon
of Egyptian gods. Their Hebrew slaves, with their contrarian single god,
simplified Egyptian unnatural numbers into natra numbers, or salt of the earth
numbers. They also adapted Egyptian de-finite numbers into indie-finite numbers,
in particular the levitical and melchizedekkean sequences.
Indie-finite numbers are still used today by movie theatres to express low box
office draws.
The Greeks gave up on all this and started math over. As they express in their
ancient language, 'tous sont les merdes des sables'.
One marvel of Greek engineering that is lost to history is their indifference
engine. It was the first computer, and it only had one instruction with four
addresses <r, p, q, n>:
memory[r] = memory[p]-memory[q]
if memory[r]<0, go to n
Post by Sn!peI find that more elegant but YMMV.
In Other News:-
The sexual life of the Camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks.
At the height of the Mating Season
He tries to bugger the Sphinx.
But the Sphinx's posterior sphincter
Is clogged with the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the Camel
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.
~~ anon.
Next up: cycling capes and sou'westers.
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