BTA Awards Ceremony 2018 - The Gold Winners

Post by Jenny M Benson
And finally we reach the high spot of the evening as no fewer than 4
magnificent examples of the art of Bad Taste are re-presented for your
appreciation. There no getting away from it, Mike McT figures
prominently again, so let's get his Nomination from Vicky out of the way
Btms said "... Ian is gay. Does this made him some sort of protected
species? He is being a pita atm imho."
Mike suggested "Perhaps he has run out of vaseline."
An excellent example of MV, there, neatly combined with top-class BT.
Next is, I think, a first-time Award winner, brought to our attention by
Brritski. When the spoiler for one Friday was "Pip is torn" Mr Ashby
wasted no time or decency in pointing out that "An inexpertly wielded
knitting needle will do that."
Penultimately, Brritters was in Nominating mode again (thank you for
such sterling service, Brritters!) when Fenny observed that she was
"pretty sure Jazzer's friend feels most things." (Nice one, Fenny!
Your first?)
And last, but by no means least, John Ashby appears again, this time
Nominating Paul Herber, who -when the enquiry "Excuse me Mr Daniels what
was it that first attracted you to MsMcGee?" was made, simply (and
neatly) contributed "<dead silence>".
And that, ladies and gentlerats, completes the prizegiving for this
year. And I have one last confession to make, which will tickle Btms no
end, I am sure. As you know, it was my intention to start this
evening's proceedings at 8 pm. I was carefully consulting my watch from
time to time to be sure I was ready at the appointed moment. It's just
unfortunate that I forgot that I have not yet advanced my watch to
British Summer Time!
Good-night!

Excellent! Delusions of adequacy reign supreme. 👏👏👏

--
BTMS - Equine Advisor Extraordinaire.

John Ashby

2018-04-01 20:49:25 UTC

Post by Jenny M Benson
Next is, I think, a first-time Award winner, brought to our attention by
Brritski. When the spoiler for one Friday was "Pip is torn" Mr Ashby
wasted no time or decency in pointing out that "An inexpertly wielded
knitting needle will do that."

Thank you, this award makes the effort of dressing up in a black frock
and pinning on a wurzel-top corsage in honour of the MeToo movement all
very worthwhile.

john (Mind you, that's how I normally spend my Sunday evenings anyway)

Fenny

2018-04-01 23:02:28 UTC

On Sun, 1 Apr 2018 21:12:29 +0100, Jenny M Benson

Post by Jenny M Benson
Penultimately, Brritters was in Nominating mode again (thank you for
such sterling service, Brritters!) when Fenny observed that she was
"pretty sure Jazzer's friend feels most things." (Nice one, Fenny!
Your first?)

Coo, gosh, wow! Yes, it was.
What an outstanding end to a pretty good week. At least my hair
wasn't out of place for the photos after this presentation.

--
Fenny

BrritSki

2018-04-02 07:09:22 UTC

Post by Fenny
On Sun, 1 Apr 2018 21:12:29 +0100, Jenny M Benson

Coo, gosh, wow! Yes, it was.
What an outstanding end to a pretty good week. At least my hair
wasn't out of place for the photos after this presentation.

I am tempted to asked about the upskirt shots, but it's a step too far
even at the BTA Ceremony...

Btms

2018-04-02 07:26:04 UTC

Post by Fenny
On Sun, 1 Apr 2018 21:12:29 +0100, Jenny M Benson

Coo, gosh, wow! Yes, it was.
What an outstanding end to a pretty good week. At least my hair
wasn't out of place for the photos after this presentation.

I am tempted to asked about the upskirt shots, but it's a step too far
even at the BTA Ceremony...

Dear me! Its commonly Toodles who fails to discern bt from mv! Though tbf
you have been a close second at times.

--
BTMS - Equine Advisor Extraordinaire.

Mike

2018-04-02 08:25:16 UTC

Post by Fenny
On Sun, 1 Apr 2018 21:12:29 +0100, Jenny M Benson

Coo, gosh, wow! Yes, it was.
What an outstanding end to a pretty good week. At least my hair
wasn't out of place for the photos after this presentation.

I am tempted to asked about the upskirt shots, but it's a step too far
even at the BTA Ceremony...

Dear me! Its commonly Toodles who fails to discern bt from mv! Though tbf
you have been a close second at times.

I resemble that remark! May I point out in my offence that I am clean
living, never unintentionally caused embarrassment, discomfort or ill-will
(poor chap). I am an hupstanding sittyzen of ill-repute as my BT Awards
demonstrate for all Umrats to see!

I would like to thank my iPad, other Umrats for feed-lines, Theresa May,
POTUS, Nicholas Turgeon and Big Boris for occasional inspiration. Long live
the NHS who recently performed my hernia surgery incorporating an
appendectomy and to thank Matron for caring for me and stopping me from
doing almost everything involving any exertion in the last fortnight,
furthermore .........[lost carrier]

--
Toodle Pip

Btms

2018-04-02 08:52:20 UTC

Post by Fenny
On Sun, 1 Apr 2018 21:12:29 +0100, Jenny M Benson

Coo, gosh, wow! Yes, it was.
What an outstanding end to a pretty good week. At least my hair
wasn't out of place for the photos after this presentation.

I am tempted to asked about the upskirt shots, but it's a step too far
even at the BTA Ceremony...

Dear me! Its commonly Toodles who fails to discern bt from mv! Though tbf
you have been a close second at times.

I resemble that remark! May I point out in my offence that I am clean
living, never unintentionally caused embarrassment, discomfort or ill-will
(poor chap). I am an hupstanding sittyzen of ill-repute as my BT Awards
demonstrate for all Umrats to see!
I would like to thank my iPad, other Umrats for feed-lines, Theresa May,
POTUS, Nicholas Turgeon and Big Boris for occasional inspiration. Long live
the NHS who recently performed my hernia surgery incorporating an
appendectomy and to thank Matron for caring for me and stopping me from
doing almost everything involving any exertion in the last fortnight,
furthermore .........[lost carrier]

I rest my case..........

--
BTMS - Equine Advisor Extraordinaire.

Sid Nuncius

2018-04-02 09:04:50 UTC

Post by Mike
I would like to thank my iPad, other Umrats for feed-lines, Theresa May,
POTUS, Nicholas Turgeon and Big Boris for occasional inspiration. Long live
the NHS who recently performed my hernia surgery incorporating an
appendectomy and to thank Matron for caring for me and stopping me from
doing almost everything involving any exertion in the last fortnight,
furthermore .........[lost carrier]

I rest my case..........

Honestly, Bottoms! Who brings a heavy case to a BTA Ceremony? You
could at least have left it in the stretch limo.

--
Sid (Make sure Matron is away when you reply)

Btms

2018-04-02 09:47:22 UTC

Post by Sid Nuncius

I rest my case..........

Honestly, Bottoms! Who brings a heavy case to a BTA Ceremony? You
could at least have left it in the stretch limo.

Min asked me to take it in for her. Just looking after it.

--
BTMS - Equine Advisor Extraordinaire.

Mike

2018-04-02 09:54:40 UTC

Post by Sid Nuncius

I rest my case..........

Honestly, Bottoms! Who brings a heavy case to a BTA Ceremony? You
could at least have left it in the stretch limo.

Min asked me to take it in for her. Just looking after it.

Does it contain snipping riffles??? ITWSBT!

--
Toodle Pip

Btms

2018-04-02 10:08:35 UTC

Post by Mike

Post by Btms
Min asked me to take it in for her. Just looking after it.

Does it contain snipping riffles??? ITWSBT!

Well, what do you think

--
BTMS - Equine Advisor Extraordinaire.

Mike

2018-04-02 10:21:31 UTC

Post by Mike

Post by Btms
Min asked me to take it in for her. Just looking after it.

Does it contain snipping riffles??? ITWSBT!

Well, what do you think

So you went bearing arms?

--
Toodle Pip

Btms

2018-04-02 10:28:53 UTC

Post by Btms
Min asked me to take it in for her. Just looking after it.

Does it contain snipping riffles??? ITWSBT!

Well, what do you think

So you went bearing arms?

I don’t know what Min put in the case. I think it may have been a musical
instrument.

--
BTMS - Equine Advisor Extraordinaire.

J. P. Gilliver (John)

2018-04-03 01:45:31 UTC

Post by Btms
Min asked me to take it in for her. Just looking after it.

Does it contain snipping riffles??? ITWSBT!

Well, what do you think

So you went bearing arms?

Ah, the short-sleeves amendment to the constitution ...

--
J. P. Gilliver. UMRA: 1960/<1985 MB++G()AL-IS-Ch++(p)***@T+H+Sh0!:`)DNAf

Everyone learns from science. It all depends how you use the knowledge. - "Gil
Grissom" (CSI).

Chris McMillan

2018-04-03 08:52:56 UTC

Post by Fenny
On Sun, 1 Apr 2018 21:12:29 +0100, Jenny M Benson

Coo, gosh, wow! Yes, it was.
What an outstanding end to a pretty good week. At least my hair
wasn't out of place for the photos after this presentation.

I am tempted to asked about the upskirt shots, but it's a step too far
even at the BTA Ceremony...

Dear me! Its commonly Toodles who fails to discern bt from mv! Though tbf
you have been a close second at times.

I resemble that remark! May I point out in my offence that I am clean
living, never unintentionally caused embarrassment, discomfort or ill-will
(poor chap). I am an hupstanding sittyzen of ill-repute as my BT Awards
demonstrate for all Umrats to see!
I would like to thank my iPad, other Umrats for feed-lines, Theresa May,
POTUS, Nicholas Turgeon and Big Boris for occasional inspiration. Long live
the NHS who recently performed my hernia surgery incorporating an
appendectomy and to thank Matron for caring for me and stopping me from
doing almost everything involving any exertion in the last fortnight,
furthermore .........[lost carrier]

Yes, the last bit about the hernia and appendectomy is correct - and I’ve
borrowed Matron from Sid.

Sincerely Chris

Fenny

2018-04-02 10:25:20 UTC

On Mon, 2 Apr 2018 09:09:22 +0200, BrritSki

Post by Fenny
On Sun, 1 Apr 2018 21:12:29 +0100, Jenny M Benson

Coo, gosh, wow! Yes, it was.
What an outstanding end to a pretty good week. At least my hair
wasn't out of place for the photos after this presentation.

I am tempted to asked about the upskirt shots, but it's a step too far
even at the BTA Ceremony...

Were you wearing a skirt?

--
Fenny

Btms

2018-04-02 10:34:15 UTC

Post by Fenny
On Mon, 2 Apr 2018 09:09:22 +0200, BrritSki

Post by Fenny
On Sun, 1 Apr 2018 21:12:29 +0100, Jenny M Benson

Coo, gosh, wow! Yes, it was.
What an outstanding end to a pretty good week. At least my hair
wasn't out of place for the photos after this presentation.

I am tempted to asked about the upskirt shots, but it's a step too far
even at the BTA Ceremony...

Were you wearing a skirt?

Bit of a bum question given Brritski’s history.

--
BTMS - Equine Advisor Extraordinaire.

BrritSki

2018-04-02 12:08:59 UTC

Post by Fenny
On Mon, 2 Apr 2018 09:09:22 +0200, BrritSki

Post by Fenny
On Sun, 1 Apr 2018 21:12:29 +0100, Jenny M Benson

Coo, gosh, wow! Yes, it was.
What an outstanding end to a pretty good week. At least my hair
wasn't out of place for the photos after this presentation.

I am tempted to asked about the upskirt shots, but it's a step too far
even at the BTA Ceremony...

Were you wearing a skirt?

No, and I'm guessing you weren't either ;)

J. P. Gilliver (John)

2018-04-03 01:46:30 UTC

Post by Fenny
On Mon, 2 Apr 2018 09:09:22 +0200, BrritSki

Post by Fenny
On Sun, 1 Apr 2018 21:12:29 +0100, Jenny M Benson

Coo, gosh, wow! Yes, it was.
What an outstanding end to a pretty good week. At least my hair
wasn't out of place for the photos after this presentation.

I am tempted to asked about the upskirt shots, but it's a step too far
even at the BTA Ceremony...

Were you wearing a skirt?

No, and I'm guessing you weren't either ;)

Isn't it a bit cold, not to mention damp, to be presenting/receiving
awards in just your undies?

--
J. P. Gilliver. UMRA: 1960/<1985 MB++G()AL-IS-Ch++(p)***@T+H+Sh0!:`)DNAf

Everyone learns from science. It all depends how you use the knowledge. - "Gil
Grissom" (CSI).

Sid Nuncius

2018-04-02 06:14:58 UTC

Post by Jenny M Benson
And that, ladies and gentlerats, completes the prizegiving for this
year. And I have one last confession to make, which will tickle Btms no
end, I am sure. As you know, it was my intention to start this
evening's proceedings at 8 pm. I was carefully consulting my watch from
time to time to be sure I was ready at the appointed moment. It's just
unfortunate that I forgot that I have not yet advanced my watch to
British Summer Time!

<thunderous applause>

Well done, MOPMOB! Thank you for another magnificent ceremony.

(I confidently await the announcement that the wrong envelopes were
handed out and that I am in fact the real winner in all categories.)

--
Sid (Make sure Matron is away when you reply)

BrritSki

2018-04-02 07:08:20 UTC

Post by Sid Nuncius

Post by Jenny M Benson
And that, ladies and gentlerats, completes the prizegiving for this
year. And I have one last confession to make, which will tickle Btms
no end, I am sure. As you know, it was my intention to start this
evening's proceedings at 8 pm. I was carefully consulting my watch
from time to time to be sure I was ready at the appointed moment.
It's just unfortunate that I forgot that I have not yet advanced my
watch to British Summer Time!

<thunderous applause>
Well done, MOPMOB! Thank you for another magnificent ceremony.

Post by Sid Nuncius
(I confidently await the announcement that the wrong envelopes were
handed out and that I am in fact the real winner in all categories.)

Will you then sob and apologise to everyone ?

Paul Herber

2018-04-02 09:23:53 UTC

Oooo, gosh, unaccustomed as I am to public speaking ...
This award will go nicely with my several Oscars and the Woodie on the mantlepiece.
I am undeserving.
Must try harder.

--
Regards, Paul Herber
http://www.paulherber.co.uk/

Vicky

2018-04-02 09:27:27 UTC

Post by Paul Herber

Post by Jenny M Benson
And last, but by no means least, John Ashby appears again, this time
Nominating Paul Herber, who -when the enquiry "Excuse me Mr Daniels what
was it that first attracted you to MsMcGee?" was made, simply (and
neatly) contributed "<dead silence>".
And that, ladies and gentlerats, completes the prizegiving for this
year. And I have one last confession to make, which will tickle Btms no
end, I am sure. As you know, it was my intention to start this
evening's proceedings at 8 pm. I was carefully consulting my watch from
time to time to be sure I was ready at the appointed moment. It's just
unfortunate that I forgot that I have not yet advanced my watch to
British Summer Time!
Good-night!

Oooo, gosh, unaccustomed as I am to public speaking ...
This award will go nicely with my several Oscars and the Woodie on the mantlepiece.
I am undeserving.
Must try harder.

Er...I think it is time for dictionary umratica to step in again as I
have probably misunderstood the word, but I am wondering how you keep
it on the mantelpiece. Again trhe tantric/yoga influence from
yurts-r-us?

--
Vicky

Btms

2018-04-02 09:47:22 UTC

Post by Vicky

Post by Paul Herber

Oooo, gosh, unaccustomed as I am to public speaking ...
This award will go nicely with my several Oscars and the Woodie on the mantlepiece.
I am undeserving.
Must try harder.

As for me I find no bt in my comments and simply don’t understand. So no
change there.

--
BTMS - Equine Advisor Extraordinaire.

J. P. Gilliver (John)

2018-04-03 01:48:07 UTC

In message
[]

Post by Vicky

Post by Paul Herber
Oooo, gosh, unaccustomed as I am to public speaking ...
This award will go nicely with my several Oscars and the Woodie on the mantlepiece.
I am undeserving.
Must try harder.

As for me I find no bt in my comments and simply don’t understand. So no
change there.

I think Vicky was just wondering how he keeps it up on the mantelpiece.

--
J. P. Gilliver. UMRA: 1960/<1985 MB++G()AL-IS-Ch++(p)***@T+H+Sh0!:`)DNAf

Everyone learns from science. It all depends how you use the knowledge. - "Gil
Grissom" (CSI).

Paul Herber

2018-04-02 10:24:41 UTC

Post by Vicky

Post by Paul Herber

Oooo, gosh, unaccustomed as I am to public speaking ...
This award will go nicely with my several Oscars and the Woodie on the mantlepiece.
I am undeserving.
Must try harder.

Huh, the more I bend over backwards ...

--
Regards, Paul Herber
http://www.paulherber.co.uk/

the Omrud

2018-04-02 09:46:11 UTC

Post by Jenny M Benson
And finally we reach the high spot of the evening as no fewer than 4
magnificent examples of the art of Bad Taste are re-presented for your
appreciation. There no getting away from it, Mike McT figures
prominently again, so let's get his Nomination from Vicky out of the way
Btms said "... Ian is gay. Does this made him some sort of protected
species? He is being a pita atm imho."
Mike suggested "Perhaps he has run out of vaseline."
An excellent example of MV, there, neatly combined with top-class BT.
Next is, I think, a first-time Award winner, brought to our attention by
Brritski. When the spoiler for one Friday was "Pip is torn" Mr Ashby
wasted no time or decency in pointing out that "An inexpertly wielded
knitting needle will do that."
Penultimately, Brritters was in Nominating mode again (thank you for
such sterling service, Brritters!) when Fenny observed that she was
"pretty sure Jazzer's friend feels most things." (Nice one, Fenny! Your
first?)
And last, but by no means least, John Ashby appears again, this time
Nominating Paul Herber, who -when the enquiry "Excuse me Mr Daniels what
was it that first attracted you to MsMcGee?" was made, simply (and
neatly) contributed "<dead silence>".
And that, ladies and gentlerats, completes the prizegiving for this
year. And I have one last confession to make, which will tickle Btms no
end, I am sure. As you know, it was my intention to start this
evening's proceedings at 8 pm. I was carefully consulting my watch from
time to time to be sure I was ready at the appointed moment. It's just
unfortunate that I forgot that I have not yet advanced my watch to
British Summer Time!

May thanks for all the Good Taste exhibited in your categorising of the
Bad Taste.

Sorry we couldn't be there, but we're far away, juggling four Old
People. These are: my mother who is pathetic, imperious and very very
irritating (another trip to hospital yesterday, because she stubbornly
refuses to go to a care home); FiL, who is still fit at 90 but is
getting a bit forgetful, is very deaf, and who is flying from Bradford
to Girona in a few hours to join us for a week (which requires
significant management from this end), and the English neighbours who
are in their mid 80s, have a useless son in Sussex and who tend to rely
on us when we're here, paricularly for computer support and online
shopping in French.

Sorry for the rant, and well done again.

--
David

Btms

2018-04-02 10:07:18 UTC

Post by the Omrud

Post by Jenny M Benson
And finally we reach the high spot of the evening as no fewer than 4
magnificent examples of the art of Bad Taste are re-presented for your
appreciation. There no getting away from it, Mike McT figures
prominently again, so let's get his Nomination from Vicky out of the way
Btms said "... Ian is gay. Does this made him some sort of protected
species? He is being a pita atm imho."
Mike suggested "Perhaps he has run out of vaseline."
An excellent example of MV, there, neatly combined with top-class BT.
Next is, I think, a first-time Award winner, brought to our attention by
Brritski. When the spoiler for one Friday was "Pip is torn" Mr Ashby
wasted no time or decency in pointing out that "An inexpertly wielded
knitting needle will do that."
Penultimately, Brritters was in Nominating mode again (thank you for
such sterling service, Brritters!) when Fenny observed that she was
"pretty sure Jazzer's friend feels most things." (Nice one, Fenny! Your
first?)
And last, but by no means least, John Ashby appears again, this time
Nominating Paul Herber, who -when the enquiry "Excuse me Mr Daniels what
was it that first attracted you to MsMcGee?" was made, simply (and
neatly) contributed "<dead silence>".
And that, ladies and gentlerats, completes the prizegiving for this
year. And I have one last confession to make, which will tickle Btms no
end, I am sure. As you know, it was my intention to start this
evening's proceedings at 8 pm. I was carefully consulting my watch from
time to time to be sure I was ready at the appointed moment. It's just
unfortunate that I forgot that I have not yet advanced my watch to
British Summer Time!

May thanks for all the Good Taste exhibited in your categorising of the
Bad Taste.
Sorry we couldn't be there, but we're far away, juggling four Old
People. These are: my mother who is pathetic, imperious and very very
irritating (another trip to hospital yesterday, because she stubbornly
refuses to go to a care home); FiL, who is still fit at 90 but is
getting a bit forgetful, is very deaf, and who is flying from Bradford
to Girona in a few hours to join us for a week (which requires
significant management from this end), and the English neighbours who
are in their mid 80s, have a useless son in Sussex and who tend to rely
on us when we're here, paricularly for computer support and online
shopping in French.
Sorry for the rant, and well done again.

Not a rant but just letting off steam in a safe place. Happy for the valve
to be released as and when.

--
BTMS - Equine Advisor Extraordinaire.

J. P. Gilliver (John)

2018-04-03 01:50:08 UTC

In message <p9su58$dvi$***@dont-email.me>, the Omrud
<***@gmail.com> writes:
[]

Post by the Omrud
Sorry we couldn't be there, but we're far away, juggling four Old
People.

[]
At first IRTA "juggling for old people", and had visions of you
providing an unusual entertainment in homes. Then I read it again, and
had a brief vision of some variation on dwarf-tossing before I got it ..

--
J. P. Gilliver. UMRA: 1960/<1985 MB++G()AL-IS-Ch++(p)***@T+H+Sh0!:`)DNAf

Everyone learns from science. It all depends how you use the knowledge. - "Gil
Grissom" (CSI).

the Omrud

2018-04-03 09:47:00 UTC

Post by J. P. Gilliver (John)
[]

Sorry we couldn't be there, but we're far away, juggling four Old People.

I was quietly pleased with the phrase "juggling four Old People". Helps
keep me sane, this sort of thing.

--
David

SODAM

2018-04-03 05:50:57 UTC

Post by the Omrud

Post by Jenny M Benson
And finally we reach the high spot of the evening as no fewer than 4
magnificent examples of the art of Bad Taste are re-presented for your
appreciation. There no getting away from it, Mike McT figures
prominently again, so let's get his Nomination from Vicky out of the way
Btms said "... Ian is gay. Does this made him some sort of protected
species? He is being a pita atm imho."
Mike suggested "Perhaps he has run out of vaseline."
An excellent example of MV, there, neatly combined with top-class BT.
Next is, I think, a first-time Award winner, brought to our attention by
Brritski. When the spoiler for one Friday was "Pip is torn" Mr Ashby
wasted no time or decency in pointing out that "An inexpertly wielded
knitting needle will do that."
Penultimately, Brritters was in Nominating mode again (thank you for
such sterling service, Brritters!) when Fenny observed that she was
"pretty sure Jazzer's friend feels most things." (Nice one, Fenny! Your
first?)
And last, but by no means least, John Ashby appears again, this time
Nominating Paul Herber, who -when the enquiry "Excuse me Mr Daniels what
was it that first attracted you to MsMcGee?" was made, simply (and
neatly) contributed "<dead silence>".
And that, ladies and gentlerats, completes the prizegiving for this
year. And I have one last confession to make, which will tickle Btms no
end, I am sure. As you know, it was my intention to start this
evening's proceedings at 8 pm. I was carefully consulting my watch from
time to time to be sure I was ready at the appointed moment. It's just
unfortunate that I forgot that I have not yet advanced my watch to
British Summer Time!

May thanks for all the Good Taste exhibited in your categorising of the
Bad Taste.

Agreed. I’ll drink to that. <raises glass of Slimfast> Congratulations to
the BTM and all who won awards.

I was disappointed, however, not to be nominated in any category, let alone
win an award. The fact that my connectivity has been patchy over the last
couple of years means that my lack of posts has disbarred me from
nominations/ awards. I see this as discrimination against people of bad
taste who are unable to post owing entirely to their own incompetence.
There was no helpline number given for those whose bitter disappointment
made them sad. I am therefore expressing my feelings in the only way open
to me.

Although I missed the ceremony, owing to further incompetence, I privately
had hopes of a Lifetime Achievement Award.

There is always next year, one hopes.

--
SODAM
The thinking umrat’s choice for editor

John Ashby

2018-04-03 06:13:44 UTC

Post by the Omrud
May thanks for all the Good Taste exhibited in your categorising of the
Bad Taste.

Agreed. I’ll drink to that. <raises glass of Slimfast> Congratulations to
the BTM and all who won awards.

s/Slim/Buck/

john

krw

2018-04-03 15:43:34 UTC

Post by John Ashby
s/Slim/Buck/
john

Not blank at all!

--
Kosmo Richard W
www.travelswmw.whitnet.uk
https://tinyurl.com/KRWpics

BrritSki

2018-04-03 06:18:14 UTC

Post by the Omrud
May thanks for all the Good Taste exhibited in your categorising of the
Bad Taste.

Agreed. I’ll drink to that. <raises glass of Slimfast>

I'm sure the name on that bottle starts Buck...
<snip complaint to company & threadmerge> You're fired...

John Ashby

2018-04-03 10:11:47 UTC

Post by the Omrud
May thanks for all the Good Taste exhibited in your categorising of the
Bad Taste.

Agreed. I’ll drink to that. <raises glass of Slimfast>

I'm sure the name on that bottle starts Buck...

I appear to have posted a blank message which, when it left here,
expressed a very similar sentiment.

john

BrritSki

2018-04-03 10:24:25 UTC

Post by the Omrud
May thanks for all the Good Taste exhibited in your categorising of the
Bad Taste.

Agreed. I’ll drink to that. <raises glass of Slimfast>

I'm sure the name on that bottle starts Buck...

I appear to have posted a blank message which, when it left here,
expressed a very similar sentiment.

Me Sir, here Sir, I saw it ! But only after I'd posted mine...

Jenny M Benson

2018-04-03 08:29:20 UTC

Post by SODAM
Although I missed the ceremony, owing to further incompetence, I privately
had hopes of a Lifetime Achievement Award.
There is always next year, one hopes.

It's always a tricky business knowing when to give a Lifetime
Achievement Award - not when the lifetime concerned has not really been
long enough to merit it, but before the liftetime concerned ceases to be
a lifetime.

Look on it as a wish and an expectation that you have many years ahead
in which to simultaneously disgust and delight us with your execrable
taste, dear Brritters.

--
Jenny M Benson

BrritSki

2018-04-03 09:15:42 UTC

Post by Jenny M Benson

Post by SODAM
Although I missed the ceremony, owing to further incompetence, I privately
had hopes of a Lifetime Achievement Award.
There is always next year, one hopes.

It's always a tricky business knowing when to give a Lifetime
Achievement Award - not when the lifetime concerned has not really been
long enough to merit it, but before the liftetime concerned ceases to be
a lifetime.
Look on it as a wish and an expectation that you have many years ahead
in which to simultaneously disgust and delight us with your execrable
taste, dear Brritters.

Look, you may never have seen me and SODAM in the same room together,
but we are in fact different people....

SODAM

2018-04-03 12:37:00 UTC

Post by Jenny M Benson

Post by SODAM
Although I missed the ceremony, owing to further incompetence, I privately
had hopes of a Lifetime Achievement Award.
There is always next year, one hopes.

It's always a tricky business knowing when to give a Lifetime
Achievement Award - not when the lifetime concerned has not really been
long enough to merit it, but before the liftetime concerned ceases to be
a lifetime.
Look on it as a wish and an expectation that you have many years ahead
in which to simultaneously disgust and delight us with your execrable
taste, dear Brritters.

Look, you may never have seen me and SODAM in the same room together,
but we are in fact different people....

Yes, he was the one with the box of asparagus and I was the one eating it.

--
SODAM
The thinking umrat’s choice for editor

BrritSki

2018-04-03 12:49:53 UTC

Post by Jenny M Benson

Post by SODAM
Although I missed the ceremony, owing to further incompetence, I privately
had hopes of a Lifetime Achievement Award.
There is always next year, one hopes.

It's always a tricky business knowing when to give a Lifetime
Achievement Award - not when the lifetime concerned has not really been
long enough to merit it, but before the liftetime concerned ceases to be
a lifetime.
Look on it as a wish and an expectation that you have many years ahead
in which to simultaneously disgust and delight us with your execrable
taste, dear Brritters.

Look, you may never have seen me and SODAM in the same room together,
but we are in fact different people....

Yes, he was the one with the box of asparagus and I was the one eating it.

Nothing like eating asparagus straight from the box...

But I don't think Jenny was there...

LFS

2018-04-02 14:43:52 UTC