Discussion:
OT: Jewish humor
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NefeshBarYochai
2013-06-11 22:23:24 UTC
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On Mon, 10 Jun 2013 20:11:15 -0700 (PDT), SuRFer
A Jewish boy went to New York for a holiday. After a few weeks he called
his mother on the phone and said, "I have great news, mother, I have met
a beautiful girl and I am getting married!"
"Oy vey," his mother exclaimed, "I hope she's Jewish. What's her name?"
"Goldberg!" the boy told her.
"That's a wonderful Jewish name," his mother smiled, "What's her first
name?"
"Whoopi!" replied the boy.
What's the best thing that ever came out of Auschwitz?
The empty buses!
What do you call a Jewish faggot?
A heblew!
How do you say FUCK YOU in Jewish?
"Trust me!"
How do you say FUCK YOU, ARSEHOLE in Jewish?
"Trust me, my friend!"
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
He came down the chimney and said, "Would you like to BUY some presents
kiddies?"
What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
In a crucifixion they throw out the whole Jew!
Why are synagogues round?
So the Jews can't hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!
What do you call a Jewish woman's waterbed?
The Dead Sea!
How do you take a head count in Israel?
Roll a penny down the street!
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips!
Why do Jews have long, thin pricks?
Because they are tight-fisted wankers!
What's the Jewish version of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging!
PDW
You are a scoundrel Mr. Wright.
Again?? There seems to be no boundaries to this guy's bigotry. He has
targeted blacks, gays, Asians, Polish people, Hispanics, women and
jews as the targets of his 'jokes'. The only thing that might cure his
hate-fueled humour is a lobotomy.
J Young
Honesty. Decency. Integrity
Maybe if he had a good piece of pussy. Nothin' like a good piece of
pussy, 'cept maybe the Indy 500

Marcus Aurelius
2013-06-12 01:42:25 UTC
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Lekh taaseh amidat yadaim al hagag, vetekhavan et hazain layareah
The Peeler
2018-07-07 03:32:28 UTC
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On Mon, 10 Jun 2013 20:11:15 -0700 (PDT), SuRFer
A Jewish boy went to New York for a holiday. After a few weeks he called
his mother on the phone and said, "I have great news, mother, I have met
a beautiful girl and I am getting married!"
"Oy vey," his mother exclaimed, "I hope she's Jewish. What's her name?"
"Goldberg!" the boy told her.
"That's a wonderful Jewish name," his mother smiled, "What's her first
name?"
"Whoopi!" replied the boy.
What's the best thing that ever came out of Auschwitz?
The empty buses!
What do you call a Jewish faggot?
A heblew!
How do you say FUCK YOU in Jewish?
"Trust me!"
How do you say FUCK YOU, ARSEHOLE in Jewish?
"Trust me, my friend!"
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
He came down the chimney and said, "Would you like to BUY some presents
kiddies?"
What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
In a crucifixion they throw out the whole Jew!
Why are synagogues round?
So the Jews can't hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!
What do you call a Jewish woman's waterbed?
The Dead Sea!
How do you take a head count in Israel?
Roll a penny down the street!
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips!
Why do Jews have long, thin pricks?
Because they are tight-fisted wankers!
What's the Jewish version of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging!
PDW
You are a scoundrel Mr. Wright.
Again?? There seems to be no boundaries to this guy's bigotry. He has
targeted blacks, gays, Asians, Polish people, Hispanics, women and
jews as the targets of his 'jokes'. The only thing that might cure his
hate-fueled humour is a lobotomy.
tsk tsk tsk
The Peeler
2018-07-07 08:12:06 UTC
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On Fri, 06 Jul 2018 23:32:28 -0400, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married
Post by The Peeler
Again?? There seems to be no boundaries to this guy's bigotry. He has
targeted blacks, gays, Asians, Polish people, Hispanics, women and
jews as the targets of his 'jokes'. The only thing that might cure his
hate-fueled humour is a lobotomy.
tsk tsk tsk
You felt personally addressed, Loose Sphincter? And you SHOULD!
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Truth and honesty
2018-07-10 01:27:30 UTC
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Post by The Peeler
On Fri, 06 Jul 2018 23:32:28 -0400, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married
Post by The Peeler
Again?? There seems to be no boundaries to this guy's bigotry. He has
targeted blacks, gays, Asians, Polish people, Hispanics, women and
jews as the targets of his 'jokes'. The only thing that might cure his
hate-fueled humour is a lobotomy.
tsk tsk tsk
You felt personally addressed, Loose Sphincter? And you SHOULD!
That is not what he is saying "Peeler," I have noticed that English is not
your native tongue so you make these daft mistakes.
The Peeler
2018-07-10 08:31:55 UTC
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On Tue, 10 Jul 2018 11:27:30 +1000, not quite so smart Truth and honesty
Post by Truth and honesty
Post by The Peeler
Post by The Peeler
Again?? There seems to be no boundaries to this guy's bigotry. He has
targeted blacks, gays, Asians, Polish people, Hispanics, women and
jews as the targets of his 'jokes'. The only thing that might cure his
hate-fueled humour is a lobotomy.
tsk tsk tsk
You felt personally addressed, Loose Sphincter? And you SHOULD!
That is not what he is saying "Peeler," I have noticed that English is not
your native tongue so you make these daft mistakes.
Gee, how daft are YOU? You didn't even get what this was about! Moron!
Truth and honesty
2018-07-11 11:24:30 UTC
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Post by The Peeler
On Tue, 10 Jul 2018 11:27:30 +1000, not quite so smart Truth and honesty
Post by Truth and honesty
Post by The Peeler
Post by The Peeler
Again?? There seems to be no boundaries to this guy's bigotry. He has
targeted blacks, gays, Asians, Polish people, Hispanics, women and
jews as the targets of his 'jokes'. The only thing that might cure his
hate-fueled humour is a lobotomy.
tsk tsk tsk
You felt personally addressed, Loose Sphincter? And you SHOULD!
That is not what he is saying "Peeler," I have noticed that English is not
your native tongue so you make these daft mistakes.
Gee, how daft are YOU? You didn't even get what this was about! Moron!
There is no point in getting upset about your dreadful English. We all
understand that as its not your native tongue that it is not your fault it
is that awful.
The Peeler
2018-07-11 15:09:17 UTC
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Post by Truth and honesty
Post by The Peeler
Post by Truth and honesty
Post by The Peeler
You felt personally addressed, Loose Sphincter? And you SHOULD!
That is not what he is saying "Peeler," I have noticed that English is not
your native tongue so you make these daft mistakes.
Gee, how daft are YOU? You didn't even get what this was about! Moron!
There is no point in getting upset about your dreadful English. We all
understand that as its not your native tongue that it is not your fault it
is that awful.
You are so daft, you don't even understand who said what! And you do it time
and again! <tsk>
Ron Jacobson
2019-06-28 03:21:35 UTC
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A Jewish boy went to New York for a holiday. After a few weeks he called
his mother on the phone and said, "I have great news, mother, I have met
a beautiful girl and I am getting married!"
"Oy vey," his mother exclaimed, "I hope she's Jewish. What's her name?"
"Goldberg!" the boy told her.
"That's a wonderful Jewish name," his mother smiled, "What's her first
name?"
"Whoopi!" replied the boy.
What's the best thing that ever came out of Auschwitz?
The empty buses!
What do you call a Jewish faggot?
A heblew!
How do you say FUCK YOU in Jewish?
"Trust me!"
How do you say FUCK YOU, ARSEHOLE in Jewish?
"Trust me, my friend!"
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
He came down the chimney and said, "Would you like to BUY some presents
kiddies?"
What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
In a crucifixion they throw out the whole Jew!
Why are synagogues round?
So the Jews can't hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!
What do you call a Jewish woman's waterbed?
The Dead Sea!
How do you take a head count in Israel?
Roll a penny down the street!
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips!
Why do Jews have long, thin pricks?
Because they are tight-fisted wankers!
What's the Jewish version of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging!
PDW
You are a scoundrel Mr. Wright.
Again?? There seems to be no boundaries to this guy's bigotry. He has
targeted blacks, gays, Asians, Polish people, Hispanics, women and
jews as the targets of his 'jokes'. The only thing that might cure his
hate-fueled humour is a lobotomy.
Those jokes are hilarious. Get a sense of humor!
The Peeler
2019-06-28 08:24:52 UTC
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On Thu, 27 Jun 2019 23:21:35 -0400, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married
Post by Ron Jacobson
Those jokes are hilarious. Get a sense of humor!
Those are just MADE UP "jokes", Loose Sphincter! Where as this is a REAL
joke:

"This is embarrassing. My fraternity from graduating class of 1980
having our re-union right after Thanksgiving this year. We've booked I
think 194 of us (with wives) on 'Norwegian Cruise Lines" for
7days/6nights in the Caribbean. The problem is my wife. She has added
about 65-70 lbs of unsightly fat on her body and her once cute face
looks like an old catcher's mitt since our college days. I'm embarrassed
to show the old gang that this pig was the best I could do for a wife. I
just know I'll be a laughing stock when this cruise is over. Should i go
with her, leave her home and hire a young sexy escort for the week to
pose as my second wife, or should I just make some excuse and stay home.
Any logical suggestions will be considered."

Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married gay nazoid, whining.
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ROTFLOL!

You just can't make this sort of shit up! LOL


Tell, us, why, oh WHY, are ALL you Nazis, ALWAYS, without ANY exception,
such LAUGHING STOCKS? LOL
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Michael Ejercito
2019-07-02 14:18:35 UTC
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Post by The Peeler
On Thu, 27 Jun 2019 23:21:35 -0400, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married
Post by Ron Jacobson
Those jokes are hilarious. Get a sense of humor!
Those are just MADE UP "jokes", Loose Sphincter! Where as this is a REAL
"This is embarrassing. My fraternity from graduating class of 1980
having our re-union right after Thanksgiving this year. We've booked I
think 194 of us (with wives) on 'Norwegian Cruise Lines" for
7days/6nights in the Caribbean. The problem is my wife. She has added
about 65-70 lbs of unsightly fat on her body and her once cute face
looks like an old catcher's mitt since our college days. I'm embarrassed
to show the old gang that this pig was the best I could do for a wife. I
just know I'll be a laughing stock when this cruise is over. Should i go
with her, leave her home and hire a young sexy escort for the week to
pose as my second wife, or should I just make some excuse and stay home.
Any logical suggestions will be considered."
Loose Cannon is a joke ever since he first infested Usenet.


Michael


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Carolina Reb
2019-07-02 15:54:57 UTC
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Post by Michael Ejercito
Loose Cannon is a joke ever since he first infested Usenet.
Your posting of miscegenation porn on this newsgroup as a manifestation
of your own inept and depraved desires to commit sexual fornication with
Caucasian females is no blessing, you slant-eyed Mongoloid superstitious
simpleton.
The Peeler
2019-07-02 17:07:55 UTC
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On Tue, 2 Jul 2019 08:54:57 -0700 (PDT), our resident senile nazi homo,
"All Bark & No Bite", aka Humpin Hampton, aka Caroloony Reb, the subnormal
moron and attested schizo from the States, wrote:

<FLUSH the disgusting senile nazi homo swine's usual disgusting sick nazi
homo bullshit unread>

Fuck off to your homegroup, you disgusting senile nazi homo swine!

Picture of the ridiculous gay nazi assclown (with ridiculous hat! LOL):
http://postimg.org/image/h1ab913lx/

F'up to alt.homosexual
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B***@37.com
2019-07-02 21:35:34 UTC
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Post by Carolina Reb
Post by Michael Ejercito
Loose Cannon is a joke ever since he first infested Usenet.
Your posting of miscegenation porn on this newsgroup as a manifestation
of your own inept and depraved desires to commit sexual fornication with
Caucasian females is no blessing, you slant-eyed Mongoloid superstitious
simpleton.
He ass fucked your mother walter and she LOVED it.
Carolina Reb
2019-07-03 06:47:10 UTC
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Post by B***@37.com
Post by Carolina Reb
Post by Michael Ejercito
Loose Cannon is a joke ever since he first infested Usenet.
Your posting of miscegenation porn on this newsgroup as a manifestation
of your own inept and depraved desires to commit sexual fornication with
Caucasian females is no blessing, you slant-eyed Mongoloid superstitious
simpleton.
He ass fucked your mother walter and she LOVED it.
Loading Image...
The Peeler
2019-07-03 07:36:27 UTC
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On Tue, 2 Jul 2019 23:47:10 -0700 (PDT), our resident senile nazi homo,
"All Bark & No Bite", aka Humpin Hampton, aka Caroloony Reb, the subnormal
moron and attested schizo from the States, wrote:

<FLUSH the disgusting senile nazi homo swine's usual disgusting sick nazi
homo bullshit unread>

Keep your FAGGOT STENCH out of straight people's ngs, you disgusting senile
nazi homo swine!

F'up to your homegroup

Picture of the ridiculous gay nazi assclown (with ridiculous hat! LOL):
http://postimg.org/image/h1ab913lx/
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"Oh Alan you broke my heart!"
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Michael Ejercito
2019-07-03 15:34:14 UTC
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Post by Carolina Reb
Post by B***@37.com
Post by Carolina Reb
Post by Michael Ejercito
Loose Cannon is a joke ever since he first infested Usenet.
Your posting of miscegenation porn on this newsgroup as a manifestation
of your own inept and depraved desires to commit sexual fornication with
Caucasian females is no blessing, you slant-eyed Mongoloid
superstitious
simpleton.
There is nothing wrong with normal men desiring to have sex with
Caucasian females.
Post by Carolina Reb
Post by B***@37.com
He ass fucked your mother walter and she LOVED it.
http://www.the-penis.com/zimages/shape5.jpg
We know you love cock.


Michael


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Carolina Reb
2019-07-03 17:22:41 UTC
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Post by Michael Ejercito
Post by Carolina Reb
Post by B***@37.com
Post by Carolina Reb
Post by Michael Ejercito
Loose Cannon is a joke ever since he first infested Usenet.
Your posting of miscegenation porn on this newsgroup as a manifestation
of your own inept and depraved desires to commit sexual fornication with
Caucasian females is no blessing, you slant-eyed Mongoloid superstitious
simpleton.
There is nothing wrong with normal men desiring to have sex with
Caucasian females.
Post by Carolina Reb
Post by B***@37.com
He ass fucked your mother walter and she LOVED it.
http://www.the-penis.com/zimages/shape5.jpg
We know you love cock.
You are mistaken, Mong. I am of Welsh/Irish ancestry. Although Wales
and Ireland are two separate nations within the British Empire, they
are both racially Caucasian. You need to spend less time over your
miscegenation porn collection and do some research:

Definition of mongrel/half-breed:

1 An individual resulting from the interbreeding of unknown breeds.

2. Half-breed is a term used to describe anyone who is of mixed race;
although, in the United States, it usually refers to people who are
half Native American and half European/white.

In this context, mongrels would be a mixture of Caucasian and Asian
DNA, resulting in half-breed offspring nonetheless.
The Peeler
2019-07-03 18:12:52 UTC
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On Wed, 3 Jul 2019 10:22:41 -0700 (PDT), our resident senile nazi homo,
"All Bark & No Bite", aka Humpin Hampton, aka Caroloony Reb, the subnormal
moron and attested schizo from the States, wrote:

<FLUSH the disgusting senile nazi homo swine's usual disgusting sick nazi
homo bullshit unread>

Keep your FAGGOT STENCH out of straight people's ngs, you disgusting senile
nazi homo swine!

F'up to alt.homosexual where all your sick shit always belongs.

Picture of the ridiculous gay nazi assclown (with ridiculous hat! LOL):
http://postimg.org/image/h1ab913lx/
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"Oh Alan you broke my heart!"
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Michael Ejercito
2019-07-04 17:41:54 UTC
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Post by Carolina Reb
Post by Michael Ejercito
Post by Carolina Reb
Post by B***@37.com
He ass fucked your mother walter and she LOVED it.
http://www.the-penis.com/zimages/shape5.jpg
We know you love cock.
You are mistaken, Mong. I am of Welsh/Irish ancestry. Although Wales
and Ireland are two separate nations within the British Empire, they
are both racially Caucasian. You need to spend less time over your
1 An individual resulting from the interbreeding of unknown breeds.
2. Half-breed is a term used to describe anyone who is of mixed race;
although, in the United States, it usually refers to people who are
half Native American and half European/white.
In this context, mongrels would be a mixture of Caucasian and Asian
DNA, resulting in half-breed offspring nonetheless.
So this couple's offspring will be mongrels?

https://www.theknot.com/us/elizabeth-bledsoe-and-jeffrey-yu-jul-2019

Their first baby may very well be born in April of next year!


Michael


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Carolina Reb
2019-07-04 22:15:34 UTC
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Post by Michael Ejercito
So this couple's offspring will be mongrels?
That is as certain as your next jacking session over your online
porn collection, you gormless slanty-eyed Mongoloid bastard.
The Peeler
2019-07-04 23:13:05 UTC
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On Thu, 4 Jul 2019 15:15:34 -0700 (PDT), our resident senile nazi homo,
"All Bark & No Bite", aka Humpin Hampton, aka Caroloony Reb, the subnormal
moron and attested schizo from the States, wrote:

<FLUSH the disgusting senile nazi homo swine's usual disgusting sick nazi
homo bullshit unread>

Fuck off to your homegroup, you disgusting senile nazi homo swine!

F'up to alt.homosexual

Picture of the gay nazi cocksucker's REALLY retarded cocksucker face:
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Michael Ejercito
2019-07-05 00:05:51 UTC
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Post by Carolina Reb
Post by Michael Ejercito
So this couple's offspring will be mongrels?
That is as certain as your next jacking session over your online
porn collection, you gormless slanty-eyed Mongoloid bastard.
It would be so awesome for them to have mongrel offspring.


Michael
Carolina Reb
2019-07-05 02:07:43 UTC
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Post by Michael Ejercito
It would be so awesome for them to have mongrel offspring.
No doubt you would add the things to your online porn collection,
you slanty-eyed Asian pea-brained simpleton.
B***@37.com
2019-07-05 03:34:24 UTC
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Post by Carolina Reb
Post by Michael Ejercito
It would be so awesome for them to have mongrel offspring.
No doubt you would add the things to your online porn collection,
you slanty-eyed Asian pea-brained simpleton.
THE MICHAEL EJERCITO, HE OWNS YOU WALTER, AND HE'S GONNA ASS FUCK YOU AND YOUR MAMA AT THE SAME TIME, AND THEN HE'S GONNA SHOOT A SPOOGE ROCKET RIGHT INTO THE SHOTGUN HOLE I'M GONNA MAKE BETWEEN YOUR EYES SO HE CAN MAKE LOVE AND EYE CONTACT WITH YOU AT THE SAME TIME —— WHEEEE, HAPPY 4TH FUCKER!
NEMO
2019-07-05 04:27:21 UTC
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Post by Carolina Reb
Post by Michael Ejercito
It would be so awesome for them to have mongrel offspring.
No doubt you would add the things to your online porn collection,
you slanty-eyed Asian pea-brained simpleton.
THE MICHAEL EJERCITO, HE OWNS YOU WALTER, AND HE'S GONNA ASS FUCK YOU......
You are either the gayest or most insane sub-human to post in this anti-semitic ng. You're probably both.
The Peeler
2019-07-05 09:01:12 UTC
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On Thu, 4 Jul 2019 21:27:21 -0700 (PDT), Loose Sphincter, the unhappily
Post by NEMO
You are either the gayest or most insane sub-human to post in this
anti-semitic ng. You're probably both.
YOU are CERTAINLY projecting on BOTH counts, "Loose Sphincter"!
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Michael Ejercito
2019-07-09 16:45:22 UTC
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Post by The Peeler
On Thu, 4 Jul 2019 21:27:21 -0700 (PDT), Loose Sphincter, the unhappily
Post by NEMO
You are either the gayest or most insane sub-human to post in this
anti-semitic ng. You're probably both.
YOU are CERTAINLY projecting on BOTH counts, "Loose Sphincter"!
Indeed he is.


Michael

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B***@37.com
2019-07-05 12:29:45 UTC
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Post by NEMO
Post by Carolina Reb
Post by Michael Ejercito
It would be so awesome for them to have mongrel offspring.
No doubt you would add the things to your online porn collection,
you slanty-eyed Asian pea-brained simpleton.
THE MICHAEL EJERCITO, HE OWNS YOU WALTER, AND HE'S GONNA ASS FUCK YOU......
You are either the gayest or most insane sub-human to post in this anti-semitic ng. You're probably both.
NEMO, YOU AND YOUR EVIL BASTARD FATHER AND WHORE MOTHER WHO WERE BOTH SUPPOSED TO DROWN YOU AT BIRTH IN THE TOILET THAT YOU WERE DELIVERED INTO CAN INHALE MY COCK AND CHOKE TO DEATH ON IT —— WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT NEMO? —— WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK YOU DESERVE ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE VILE TREATMENT AND TOTAL LACK OF RESPECT THAT YOU AND YOUR NAZI HOMOSEXUAL GIRLFRIENDS GET FROM ME HERE AND RICHLY DESERVE YOU RECTUM BREATH PIECE OF SHIT? —— YOU REALLY DO GOTTA LOTTA FUCKING NERVE, ASSHOLE.
Carolina Reb
2019-07-05 04:50:26 UTC
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Post by B***@37.com
THE MICHAEL EJERCITO, HE OWNS YOU WALTER, AND HE'S GONNA ASS FUCK YOU AND YOUR MAMA AT THE SAME TIME, AND THEN HE'S GONNA SHOOT A SPOOGE ROCKET RIGHT INTO THE SHOTGUN HOLE I'M GONNA MAKE BETWEEN YOUR EYES SO HE CAN MAKE LOVE AND EYE CONTACT WITH YOU AT THE SAME TIME —— WHEEEE, HAPPY 4TH FUCKER!
http://www.the-penis.com/zimages/shape5.jpg
The Peeler
2019-07-05 08:59:41 UTC
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On Thu, 4 Jul 2019 21:50:26 -0700 (PDT), our resident senile nazi homo,
"All Bark & No Bite", aka Humpin Hampton, aka Caroloony Reb, the subnormal
moron and attested schizo from the States, wrote:

<FLUSH the disgusting senile nazi homo swine's usual disgusting sick nazi
homo bullshit unread>

Fuck off to your homegroup, you disgusting senile nazi homo swine!

F'up to alt.homosexual

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Michael Ejercito
2019-07-05 15:46:13 UTC
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Post by Carolina Reb
Post by B***@37.com
THE MICHAEL EJERCITO, HE OWNS YOU WALTER, AND HE'S GONNA ASS FUCK YOU AND
Post by B***@37.com
YOUR MAMA AT THE SAME TIME, AND THEN HE'S GONNA SHOOT A SPOOGE ROCKET
RIGHT INTO THE SHOTGUN HOLE I'M GONNA MAKE BETWEEN YOUR EYES SO HE CAN
MAKE LOVE AND EYE CONTACT WITH YOU AT THE SAME TIME —— WHEEEE, HAPPY 4TH
Post by B***@37.com
FUCKER!
http://www.the-penis.com/zimages/shape5.jpg
You dream of other men's penises.

Sometimes, some normal men dream of other women's vulvas.


Michael


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The Peeler
2019-07-05 08:58:28 UTC
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On Thu, 4 Jul 2019 19:07:43 -0700 (PDT), our resident senile nazi homo,
"All Bark & No Bite", aka Humpin Hampton, aka Caroloony Reb, the subnormal
moron and attested schizo from the States, wrote:

<FLUSH the disgusting senile nazi homo swine's usual disgusting sick nazi
homo bullshit unread>

Keep your FAGGOT STENCH out of straight people's ngs, you disgusting senile
nazi homo swine!

F'up to alt.homosexual where all your sick shit belongs.

Picture of the senile gay nazi sow with PINK tie:
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Cock-crazed nazi homo Hampton can't get enough:
"Buttfucking is not enough"
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Michael Ejercito
2019-07-05 15:46:48 UTC
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Post by Carolina Reb
Post by Michael Ejercito
It would be so awesome for them to have mongrel offspring.
No doubt you would add the things to your online porn collection,
you slanty-eyed Asian pea-brained simpleton.
There is nothing pornographic about babies!


Michael


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Carolina Reb
2019-07-05 16:11:14 UTC
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Post by Michael Ejercito
There is nothing pornographic about babies!
There is everything wrong about half-breed mongrels.
The Peeler
2019-07-05 17:18:04 UTC
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On Fri, 5 Jul 2019 09:11:14 -0700 (PDT), our resident senile nazi homo,
"All Bark & No Bite", aka Humpin Hampton, aka Caroloony Reb, the subnormal
moron and attested schizo from the States, wrote:

<FLUSH the disgusting senile nazi homo swine's usual disgusting sick nazi
homo bullshit unread>

Fuck off to your homegroup, you disgusting senile nazi homo swine!


Picture of the ridiculous gay nazi assclown (with ridiculous hat! LOL):
http://postimg.org/image/h1ab913lx/

F'up to alt.homosexual
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Cock-crazed homo Hampton:
"Oh Alan you broke my heart!"
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Michael Ejercito
2019-07-06 18:03:44 UTC
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Post by Carolina Reb
Post by Michael Ejercito
There is nothing pornographic about babies!
There is everything wrong about half-breed mongrels.
Explain what is wrong with them.


Michael


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NEMO
2019-07-07 04:09:11 UTC
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Post by Michael Ejercito
Post by Carolina Reb
Post by Michael Ejercito
There is nothing pornographic about babies!
There is everything wrong about half-breed mongrels.
Explain what is wrong with them.
Michael
What's wrong is that the offspring are 1/2 human (White) and 1/2 sub-human (gook)
The Peeler
2019-07-07 07:04:34 UTC
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On Sat, 6 Jul 2019 21:09:11 -0700 (PDT), Loose Sphincter, the unhappily
Post by NEMO
Post by Michael Ejercito
Explain what is wrong with them.
Michael
What's wrong is that the offspring are 1/2 human (White) and 1/2 sub-human (gook)
Rather ask yourself: what is wrong with YOU, you retarded piece of nazoid
shit!
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Michael Ejercito
2019-07-07 20:05:29 UTC
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Post by NEMO
Post by Michael Ejercito
Post by Carolina Reb
Post by Michael Ejercito
There is nothing pornographic about babies!
There is everything wrong about half-breed mongrels.
Explain what is wrong with them.
Michael
What's wrong is that the offspring are 1/2 human (White) and 1/2 sub-human (gook)
The offspring are fully human!

The woman in these pictures may already be pregnant with one or more of
them!

https://www.theknot.com/us/elizabeth-bledsoe-and-jeffrey-yu-jul-2019/photos/2220858


Michael


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Carolina Reb
2019-07-07 20:16:10 UTC
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Post by Michael Ejercito
Post by Carolina Reb
Post by Michael Ejercito
There is nothing pornographic about babies!
There is everything wrong about half-breed mongrels.
Explain what is wrong with them.
They are mongrel degenerates, you Mongoloid simpleton.
The Peeler
2019-07-07 20:25:00 UTC
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On Sun, 7 Jul 2019 13:16:10 -0700 (PDT), our resident senile nazi homo,
"All Bark & No Bite", aka Humpin Hampton, aka Caroloony Reb, the subnormal
moron and attested schizo from the States, wrote:

<FLUSH the disgusting senile nazi homo swine's usual disgusting sick nazi
homo bullshit unread>

Fuck off to your homegroup, you disgusting senile nazi homo swine!

F'up to Picture of the senile gay nazi sow with PINK tie:
https://i.imgur.com/GhHuehx.jpg

F'up to alt.homosexual
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"Buttfucking is not enough"
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Sick old nazoid pedo Andrew "Andrzej" Baron (aka "Ron Jacobson")
2019-07-07 21:03:06 UTC
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In article <93b46fbc-b795-406e-9bff-***@googlegroups.com>,
Carolina Reb <***@att.net> wrote:

[shit flushed down Walt's hungry throat]

YO Walt "Pigshit" Hampton: WTF is this Nazi soldier doing!?

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HUH??

TSSSK!
Michael Ejercito
2019-07-08 17:56:16 UTC
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Post by Carolina Reb
Post by Michael Ejercito
Post by Carolina Reb
Post by Michael Ejercito
There is nothing pornographic about babies!
There is everything wrong about half-breed mongrels.
Explain what is wrong with them.
They are mongrel degenerates, you Mongoloid simpleton.
Degenerates?

Check out this lovely, loving couple.

https://www.theknot.com/us/elizabeth-bledsoe-and-jeffrey-yu-jul-2019/photos/2220858

They may have offspring as early as April of next year.

How can their offspring possibly be degenerate?


Michael


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Carolina Reb
2019-07-11 20:04:39 UTC
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Post by Michael Ejercito
How can their offspring possibly be degenerate?
One-half of this pair of degenerate miscegenators has slanty eyes.
Following the logical outcome, the offspring would be mongrels.
There is only one solution - deportation back to the Asian
ancestral homeland - or extermination.

As to the Caucasian half - she should be given a choice. Either
accompany the Asian half back to Asia, or face charges of race
treason.
The Peeler
2019-07-11 20:06:06 UTC
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On Thu, 11 Jul 2019 13:04:39 -0700 (PDT), our resident senile nazi homo,
"All Bark & No Bite", aka Humpin Hampton, aka Caroloony Reb, the subnormal
moron and attested schizo from the States, wrote:

<FLUSH the disgusting senile nazi homo swine's usual disgusting sick nazi
homo bullshit unread>

You STINK of your FAGGOTRY, you disgusting senile nazi homo swine!

F'up to alt.homosexual

Picture of the senile gay nazi sow with PINK tie:
https://i.imgur.com/GhHuehx.jpg
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"Buttfucking is not enough"
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Loose Cannon
2019-07-11 20:18:31 UTC
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In article <1a9aca6e-a56f-4004-b20b-***@googlegroups.com>,
Carolina Reb <***@att.net> wrote:

[shit flushed down Walt's hungry throat]

Stalin Shiftin' Shitty Shitler down the shitter: http://tinyurl.com/lbx6quk

LOL!
Michael Ejercito
2019-07-12 16:51:07 UTC
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Post by Carolina Reb
Post by Michael Ejercito
How can their offspring possibly be degenerate?
One-half of this pair of degenerate miscegenators has slanty eyes.
Following the logical outcome, the offspring would be mongrels.
There is only one solution - deportation back to the Asian
ancestral homeland - or extermination.
There is nothing wrong with those you call mongrels.
Post by Carolina Reb
As to the Caucasian half - she should be given a choice. Either
accompany the Asian half back to Asia, or face charges of race
treason.
She may be rewarded with babies- as early as April of next year!

That would be so awesome!


Michael


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The greatest truth is honesty
2019-06-29 08:55:20 UTC
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Post by Ron Jacobson
A Jewish boy went to New York for a holiday. After a few weeks he called
his mother on the phone and said, "I have great news, mother, I have met
a beautiful girl and I am getting married!"
"Oy vey," his mother exclaimed, "I hope she's Jewish. What's her name?"
"Goldberg!" the boy told her.
"That's a wonderful Jewish name," his mother smiled, "What's her first
name?"
"Whoopi!" replied the boy.
What's the best thing that ever came out of Auschwitz?
The empty buses!
What do you call a Jewish faggot?
A heblew!
How do you say FUCK YOU in Jewish?
"Trust me!"
How do you say FUCK YOU, ARSEHOLE in Jewish?
"Trust me, my friend!"
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
He came down the chimney and said, "Would you like to BUY some presents
kiddies?"
What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
In a crucifixion they throw out the whole Jew!
Why are synagogues round?
So the Jews can't hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!
What do you call a Jewish woman's waterbed?
The Dead Sea!
How do you take a head count in Israel?
Roll a penny down the street!
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips!
Why do Jews have long, thin pricks?
Because they are tight-fisted wankers!
What's the Jewish version of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging!
PDW
You are a scoundrel Mr. Wright.
Again?? There seems to be no boundaries to this guy's bigotry. He has
targeted blacks, gays, Asians, Polish people, Hispanics, women and
jews as the targets of his 'jokes'. The only thing that might cure his
hate-fueled humour is a lobotomy.
Those jokes are hilarious. Get a sense of humor!
What is shows is that the relationship between homosexuality, I note you
liked the joke about *long, thin pricks* and antisemitism is extreme
strong.
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