NefeshBarYochai
2013-06-11 22:23:24 UTC
On Mon, 10 Jun 2013 20:11:15 -0700 (PDT), SuRFer
Again?? There seems to be no boundaries to this guy's bigotry. He has
targeted blacks, gays, Asians, Polish people, Hispanics, women and
jews as the targets of his 'jokes'. The only thing that might cure his
hate-fueled humour is a lobotomy.
J Young
Honesty. Decency. Integrity
Maybe if he had a good piece of pussy. Nothin' like a good piece ofA Jewish boy went to New York for a holiday. After a few weeks he called
his mother on the phone and said, "I have great news, mother, I have met
a beautiful girl and I am getting married!"
"Oy vey," his mother exclaimed, "I hope she's Jewish. What's her name?"
"Goldberg!" the boy told her.
"That's a wonderful Jewish name," his mother smiled, "What's her first
name?"
"Whoopi!" replied the boy.
What's the best thing that ever came out of Auschwitz?
The empty buses!
What do you call a Jewish faggot?
A heblew!
How do you say FUCK YOU in Jewish?
"Trust me!"
How do you say FUCK YOU, ARSEHOLE in Jewish?
"Trust me, my friend!"
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
He came down the chimney and said, "Would you like to BUY some presents
kiddies?"
What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
In a crucifixion they throw out the whole Jew!
Why are synagogues round?
So the Jews can't hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!
What do you call a Jewish woman's waterbed?
The Dead Sea!
How do you take a head count in Israel?
Roll a penny down the street!
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips!
Why do Jews have long, thin pricks?
Because they are tight-fisted wankers!
What's the Jewish version of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging!
PDW
You are a scoundrel Mr. Wright.his mother on the phone and said, "I have great news, mother, I have met
a beautiful girl and I am getting married!"
"Oy vey," his mother exclaimed, "I hope she's Jewish. What's her name?"
"Goldberg!" the boy told her.
"That's a wonderful Jewish name," his mother smiled, "What's her first
name?"
"Whoopi!" replied the boy.
What's the best thing that ever came out of Auschwitz?
The empty buses!
What do you call a Jewish faggot?
A heblew!
How do you say FUCK YOU in Jewish?
"Trust me!"
How do you say FUCK YOU, ARSEHOLE in Jewish?
"Trust me, my friend!"
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
He came down the chimney and said, "Would you like to BUY some presents
kiddies?"
What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
In a crucifixion they throw out the whole Jew!
Why are synagogues round?
So the Jews can't hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!
What do you call a Jewish woman's waterbed?
The Dead Sea!
How do you take a head count in Israel?
Roll a penny down the street!
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips!
Why do Jews have long, thin pricks?
Because they are tight-fisted wankers!
What's the Jewish version of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging!
PDW
targeted blacks, gays, Asians, Polish people, Hispanics, women and
jews as the targets of his 'jokes'. The only thing that might cure his
hate-fueled humour is a lobotomy.
J Young
Honesty. Decency. Integrity
pussy, 'cept maybe the Indy 500