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OT: Wrong pets?
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Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-02 22:58:08 UTC
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Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick? Why not monkeys?
Rod Speed
2018-09-03 00:16:55 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.

After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why not monkeys?
They have real downsides. If you don't like the way some
cats knock things off stuff, monkeys are much worse in
that regard. And some can be much more vicious too.

I lived in Singapore for a number of years and a few
people did have monkeys for pets, but far more had
the usual cats and dogs. The monkeys were mostly
working animals, good for going up palm trees and
twisting off the coconuts and throwing them down.
Peeler
2018-09-03 09:07:48 UTC
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On Mon, 3 Sep 2018 10:16:55 +1000, cantankerous senile geezer Rot Speed
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Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 09:40:12 UTC
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Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to bury it themselves. The others you mention aren't that bad.
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why not monkeys?
They have real downsides. If you don't like the way some
cats knock things off stuff, monkeys are much worse in
that regard. And some can be much more vicious too.
Yes I suppose too much intelligence in a pet can be a bad thing.
Post by Rod Speed
I lived in Singapore for a number of years and a few
people did have monkeys for pets, but far more had
the usual cats and dogs. The monkeys were mostly
working animals, good for going up palm trees and
twisting off the coconuts and throwing them down.
They trained them as workers? Cool.
Tim Streater
2018-09-03 09:52:53 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to bury it
themselves.
Dogs don't, but cats do. So give over talking bollocks, would you.
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Peeler
2018-09-03 10:04:18 UTC
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 10:52:53 +0100, Dim Streater, the notorious
Post by Tim Streater
Dogs don't, but cats do. So give over talking bollocks, would you.
NOT as long as senile idiots like you keep running along to feed him, Dim!
Josh Nack
2018-09-03 10:31:24 UTC
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Post by Tim Streater
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to bury it
themselves.
Dogs don't,
Depends on whether you step on it before its dried out.
Post by Tim Streater
but cats do. So give over talking bollocks, would you.
Tim Streater
2018-09-03 11:00:24 UTC
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Post by Josh Nack
Post by Tim Streater
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to bury it
themselves.
Dogs don't,
Depends on whether you step on it before its dried out.
Post by Tim Streater
but cats do. So give over talking bollocks, would you.
I should have made it clearer that I meant that dogs have no clue about
burial but cats do have.
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Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 16:24:33 UTC
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Post by Tim Streater
Post by Josh Nack
Post by Tim Streater
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to bury it
themselves.
Dogs don't,
Depends on whether you step on it before its dried out.
Post by Tim Streater
but cats do. So give over talking bollocks, would you.
I should have made it clearer that I meant that dogs have no clue about
burial but cats do have.
I've got 7 cats and not one of them has EVER buried the shit. Half of them make a feeble attempt, but just end up pushing litter randomly around with one paw. They have no clue as to where the shit is.
Mr Pounder Esquire
2018-09-03 17:10:38 UTC
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 12:00:24 +0100, Tim Streater
Post by Tim Streater
Post by Josh Nack
Post by Tim Streater
On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 01:16:55 +0100, Rod Speed
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to
bury it themselves.
Dogs don't,
Depends on whether you step on it before its dried out.
Post by Tim Streater
but cats do. So give over talking bollocks, would you.
I should have made it clearer that I meant that dogs have no clue
about burial but cats do have.
I've got 7 cats and not one of them has EVER buried the shit. Half
of them make a feeble attempt, but just end up pushing litter
randomly around with one paw. They have no clue as to where the shit
is.
Prick.
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 18:22:41 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder Esquire
On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 12:00:24 +0100, Tim Streater
Post by Tim Streater
Post by Josh Nack
Post by Tim Streater
On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 01:16:55 +0100, Rod Speed
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to
bury it themselves.
Dogs don't,
Depends on whether you step on it before its dried out.
Post by Tim Streater
but cats do. So give over talking bollocks, would you.
I should have made it clearer that I meant that dogs have no clue
about burial but cats do have.
I've got 7 cats and not one of them has EVER buried the shit. Half
of them make a feeble attempt, but just end up pushing litter
randomly around with one paw. They have no clue as to where the shit
is.
Prick.
so it's my fault they can't bury their excrement?
Mr Pounder Esquire
2018-09-03 18:37:25 UTC
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 18:10:38 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
Post by Mr Pounder Esquire
On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 12:00:24 +0100, Tim Streater
Post by Tim Streater
Post by Josh Nack
Post by Tim Streater
On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 01:16:55 +0100, Rod Speed
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to
bury it themselves.
Dogs don't,
Depends on whether you step on it before its dried out.
Post by Tim Streater
but cats do. So give over talking bollocks, would you.
I should have made it clearer that I meant that dogs have no clue
about burial but cats do have.
I've got 7 cats and not one of them has EVER buried the shit. Half
of them make a feeble attempt, but just end up pushing litter
randomly around with one paw. They have no clue as to where the
shit is.
Prick.
so it's my fault they can't bury their excrement?
Prick.
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 20:04:17 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder Esquire
On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 18:10:38 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
Post by Mr Pounder Esquire
On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 12:00:24 +0100, Tim Streater
Post by Tim Streater
Post by Josh Nack
Post by Tim Streater
On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 01:16:55 +0100, Rod Speed
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to
bury it themselves.
Dogs don't,
Depends on whether you step on it before its dried out.
Post by Tim Streater
but cats do. So give over talking bollocks, would you.
I should have made it clearer that I meant that dogs have no clue
about burial but cats do have.
I've got 7 cats and not one of them has EVER buried the shit. Half
of them make a feeble attempt, but just end up pushing litter
randomly around with one paw. They have no clue as to where the
shit is.
Prick.
so it's my fault they can't bury their excrement?
Prick.
Is that the best you can do?
Rod Speed
2018-09-03 19:04:19 UTC
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 18:10:38 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
Post by Mr Pounder Esquire
On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 12:00:24 +0100, Tim Streater
Post by Tim Streater
Post by Josh Nack
Post by Tim Streater
On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 01:16:55 +0100, Rod Speed
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to
bury it themselves.
Dogs don't,
Depends on whether you step on it before its dried out.
Post by Tim Streater
but cats do. So give over talking bollocks, would you.
I should have made it clearer that I meant that dogs have no clue
about burial but cats do have.
I've got 7 cats and not one of them has EVER buried the shit. Half
of them make a feeble attempt, but just end up pushing litter
randomly around with one paw. They have no clue as to where the shit
is.
Prick.
so it's my fault they can't bury their excrement?
Yep, you keep feeding them so they keep producing more shit.
Peeler
2018-09-03 19:23:51 UTC
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On Tue, 4 Sep 2018 05:04:19 +1000, cantankerous senile geezer Rot Speed
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
so it's my fault they can't bury their excrement?
Yep, you keep feeding them so they keep producing more shit.
JUST like YOU then, eh, you troll-feeding senile IDIOT! <BG>
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Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 20:05:20 UTC
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Post by Rod Speed
On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 18:10:38 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
Post by Mr Pounder Esquire
On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 12:00:24 +0100, Tim Streater
Post by Tim Streater
Post by Josh Nack
Post by Tim Streater
On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 01:16:55 +0100, Rod Speed
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to
bury it themselves.
Dogs don't,
Depends on whether you step on it before its dried out.
Post by Tim Streater
but cats do. So give over talking bollocks, would you.
I should have made it clearer that I meant that dogs have no clue
about burial but cats do have.
I've got 7 cats and not one of them has EVER buried the shit. Half
of them make a feeble attempt, but just end up pushing litter
randomly around with one paw. They have no clue as to where the shit
is.
Prick.
so it's my fault they can't bury their excrement?
Yep, you keep feeding them so they keep producing more shit.
Not feeding them makes them stop living.
Rod Speed
2018-09-03 20:21:55 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 18:10:38 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
Post by Mr Pounder Esquire
On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 12:00:24 +0100, Tim Streater
Post by Tim Streater
Post by Josh Nack
Post by Tim Streater
On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 01:16:55 +0100, Rod Speed
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to
bury it themselves.
Dogs don't,
Depends on whether you step on it before its dried out.
Post by Tim Streater
but cats do. So give over talking bollocks, would you.
I should have made it clearer that I meant that dogs have no clue
about burial but cats do have.
I've got 7 cats and not one of them has EVER buried the shit. Half
of them make a feeble attempt, but just end up pushing litter
randomly around with one paw. They have no clue as to where the shit
is.
Prick.
so it's my fault they can't bury their excrement?
Yep, you keep feeding them so they keep producing more shit.
Not feeding them makes them stop living.
And that does stink much worse than cat shit.

Any dead animal stinks a lot worse than any shit.
Peeler
2018-09-03 20:39:41 UTC
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On Tue, 4 Sep 2018 06:21:55 +1000, cantankerous senile geezer Rot Speed
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
so it's my fault they can't bury their excrement?
Yep, you keep feeding them so they keep producing more shit.
Not feeding them makes them stop living.
And that does stink much worse than cat shit.
Any dead animal stinks a lot worse than any shit.
Both of you stinking trolls stink to high heaven!
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Mark Lloyd
2018-09-03 21:45:14 UTC
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On 09/03/2018 03:21 PM, Rod Speed wrote:

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Post by Rod Speed
Any dead animal stinks a lot worse than any shit.
That was what I found when I found something in the yard that I wished I
hadn't. A half-eaten dead cat that had been there since the day before.
I recognized the cat as the one that licked my nose the day before that.
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Rod Speed
2018-09-03 22:10:53 UTC
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Post by Mark Lloyd
Post by Rod Speed
Any dead animal stinks a lot worse than any shit.
That was what I found when I found something in the yard that I wished I
hadn't. A half-eaten dead cat that had been there since the day before. I
recognized the cat as the one that licked my nose the day before that.
Yeah. I normally come across them when out walking for
exercise because I prefer to walk in the bush outside town.

We don't get many rotting dead animals inside town,
the ones that die of natural causes or get run over
by a car get buried very quickly or tossed in the bin.
Peeler
2018-09-03 22:20:59 UTC
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On Tue, 4 Sep 2018 08:10:53 +1000, cantankerous senile geezer Rot Speed
Post by Rod Speed
Yeah. I normally come across them when out walking for
exercise because I prefer to walk in the bush outside town.
We don't get many rotting dead animals inside town,
the ones that die of natural causes or get run over
by a car get buried very quickly or tossed in the bin.
I wonder who gives a shit about your senile stories, senile Rot. Most likely
other senile morons like you! LOL
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rbowman
2018-09-04 03:03:42 UTC
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Post by Rod Speed
We don't get many rotting dead animals inside town,
the ones that die of natural causes or get run over
by a car get buried very quickly or tossed in the bin.
You are fortunate. You don't have to look far to find a dead deer around
here. A real upside to riding motorcycles is a dead deer in the August
sun. Or I guess February sun for you.
Rod Speed
2018-09-04 03:43:40 UTC
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Post by rbowman
Post by Rod Speed
We don't get many rotting dead animals inside town,
the ones that die of natural causes or get run over
by a car get buried very quickly or tossed in the bin.
You are fortunate. You don't have to look
far to find a dead deer around here.
We do get quite a few dead kangaroos on
the side of the road and I managed to run
right over one right on the road itself.

You don't see dead ones in town tho.
Post by rbowman
A real upside to riding motorcycles is a dead deer
in the August sun. Or I guess February sun for you.
They stink here all year round. Doesn't get that cold here.
Peeler
2018-09-04 09:05:35 UTC
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On Tue, 4 Sep 2018 13:43:40 +1000, cantankerous senile geezer Rot Speed
Post by Rod Speed
Post by rbowman
You are fortunate. You don't have to look
far to find a dead deer around here.
We do get quite a few dead kangaroos on
the side of the road and I managed to run
right over one right on the road itself.
Soon YOU will dead, rotting away and stinking up the place, Rot, as NO ONE
will even miss you!

Well, people on Usenet will most likely be the first to notice that you are
dead! LOL
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Sam E
2018-09-03 21:42:12 UTC
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On 09/03/2018 03:05 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Not feeding them makes them stop living.
Which reminds me of the Monty Python show where the ant is the national
pet. One customer asks what to feed them, and is told not to feed them
anything. It's cheaper to get new ants.
Peeler
2018-09-03 22:16:50 UTC
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On Mon, 3 Sep 2018 16:42:12 -0500, Sam E, yet another mentally deficient
Post by Sam E
Which reminds me of the Monty Python show where the ant is the national
pet. One customer asks what to feed them, and is told not to feed them
anything. It's cheaper to get new ants.
It's even easier to find senile troll-feeding assholes like you on Usenet!
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 23:26:37 UTC
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Post by Mark Lloyd
[snip]
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Not feeding them makes them stop living.
Which reminds me of the Monty Python show where the ant is the nationa=
l
Post by Mark Lloyd
pet. One customer asks what to feed them, and is told not to feed them=
anything. It's cheaper to get new ants.
Cats are =A3100 each.
Rod Speed
2018-09-04 00:19:47 UTC
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 22:42:12 +0100, Sam E
Post by Mark Lloyd
[snip]
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Not feeding them makes them stop living.
Which reminds me of the Monty Python show where the ant is the national
pet. One customer asks what to feed them, and is told not to feed them
anything. It's cheaper to get new ants.
Cats are £100 each.
Not here they arent. They are so much in surplus here that
the local council has to kill the excess that no one wants.
Peeler
2018-09-04 09:07:50 UTC
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On Tue, 4 Sep 2018 10:19:47 +1000, cantankerous senile geezer Rot Speed
Post by Rod Speed
Cats are £100 each.
Not here they arent. They are so much in surplus here that
the local council has to kill the excess that no one wants.
If they only could do so with useless unemployable cretins like the two of
you. Would save them LOADS of money!
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rbowman
2018-09-04 03:01:03 UTC
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 22:42:12 +0100, Sam E
Post by Mark Lloyd
[snip]
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Not feeding them makes them stop living.
Which reminds me of the Monty Python show where the ant is the national
pet. One customer asks what to feed them, and is told not to feed them
anything. It's cheaper to get new ants.
Cats are £100 each.
You have been known to distort the truth but you're really out of bounds
with that whopper. Cats can be adopted with a 79 cent can of cat food if
someone isn't already begging you to take the damn thing.
Mark Lloyd
2018-09-03 21:37:47 UTC
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On 09/03/2018 11:24 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

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I've got 7 cats and not one of them has EVER buried the shit.  Half of
them make a feeble attempt, but just end up pushing litter randomly
around with one paw.  They have no clue as to where the shit is.
I did have one that had an unusual way of using the litter box. She
would have her feet on the rim, so all the shit and piss went on the
floor. That lasted only a month or two, until she just used the floor.
But the shit wasn't very smelly. Piss was, not fresh but after she died
and I had to clean the floor. Nature's Miracle does work.
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Peeler
2018-09-03 21:54:14 UTC
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On Mon, 3 Sep 2018 16:37:47 -0500, Mark Lloyd, another mentally challenged
Post by Mark Lloyd
I did have one that had an unusual way of using the litter box. She
would have her feet on the rim, so all the shit and piss went on the
floor. That lasted only a month or two, until she just used the floor.
But the shit wasn't very smelly. Piss was, not fresh but after she died
and I had to clean the floor. Nature's Miracle does work.
Not as well as the Scottish wanker's sociopathy, senile idiot! Think about
it, if it doesn't hurt you too much!
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 23:26:14 UTC
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Post by Mark Lloyd
[snip]
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
I've got 7 cats and not one of them has EVER buried the shit. Half of
them make a feeble attempt, but just end up pushing litter randomly
around with one paw. They have no clue as to where the shit is.
I did have one that had an unusual way of using the litter box. She
would have her feet on the rim, so all the shit and piss went on the
floor. That lasted only a month or two, until she just used the floor.
But the shit wasn't very smelly. Piss was, not fresh but after she died
and I had to clean the floor. Nature's Miracle does work.
I use spray bleach when they piss on the floor.
rbowman
2018-09-04 02:59:23 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Mark Lloyd
[snip]
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
I've got 7 cats and not one of them has EVER buried the shit. Half of
them make a feeble attempt, but just end up pushing litter randomly
around with one paw. They have no clue as to where the shit is.
I did have one that had an unusual way of using the litter box. She
would have her feet on the rim, so all the shit and piss went on the
floor. That lasted only a month or two, until she just used the floor.
But the shit wasn't very smelly. Piss was, not fresh but after she died
and I had to clean the floor. Nature's Miracle does work.
I use spray bleach when they piss on the floor.
On the cat?
rbowman
2018-09-04 02:58:52 UTC
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Post by Mark Lloyd
[snip]
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
I've got 7 cats and not one of them has EVER buried the shit. Half of
them make a feeble attempt, but just end up pushing litter randomly
around with one paw. They have no clue as to where the shit is.
I did have one that had an unusual way of using the litter box. She
would have her feet on the rim, so all the shit and piss went on the
floor. That lasted only a month or two, until she just used the floor.
But the shit wasn't very smelly. Piss was, not fresh but after she died
and I had to clean the floor. Nature's Miracle does work.
One very cold winter a cat slipped into my car while I was working on it
to keep warm. Arriving at my girlfriend's I found I had a passenger. She
liked cats so I brought him in with me. It was an older apartment with
cast iron steam radiators. For whatever reason the tomcat took to
pissing on the radiators and I soon had my orders "That goddam cat goes!"

I took him home and let him out of the car. In the spring I found his
corpse in the shed, presumably frozen to death during the winter.
RHDraney
2018-09-04 07:51:49 UTC
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Post by rbowman
One very cold winter a cat slipped into my car while I was working on it
to keep warm. Arriving at my girlfriend's I found I had a passenger. She
liked cats so I brought him in with me. It was an older apartment with
cast iron steam radiators. For whatever reason the tomcat took to
pissing on the radiators and I soon had my orders "That goddam cat goes!"
I took him home and let him out of the car. In the spring I found his
corpse in the shed, presumably frozen to death during the winter.
If only he'd had a steam radiator....r
notX
2018-09-03 16:13:42 UTC
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On 09/03/2018 05:31 AM, Josh Nack wrote:

[snip]
Post by Josh Nack
Depends on whether you step on it before its dried out.
"hold your head high" is supposed to be a good thing. However, it makes
it hard to see what you're about to step in.

Don't blame the dog because you don't look where you're going.

[snip]
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 16:25:24 UTC
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Post by Mark Lloyd
[snip]
Post by Josh Nack
Depends on whether you step on it before its dried out.
"hold your head high" is supposed to be a good thing. However, it makes
it hard to see what you're about to step in.
Don't blame the dog because you don't look where you're going.
[snip]
Why not? Shit should be done off the beaten track. If you're out hillwalking, do you stop for a piss on the path, or do you walk into the woods somewhere?
Mr Pounder Esquire
2018-09-03 17:11:22 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Mark Lloyd
[snip]
Post by Josh Nack
Depends on whether you step on it before its dried out.
"hold your head high" is supposed to be a good thing. However, it
makes it hard to see what you're about to step in.
Don't blame the dog because you don't look where you're going.
[snip]
Why not? Shit should be done off the beaten track. If you're out
hillwalking, do you stop for a piss on the path, or do you walk into
the woods somewhere?
Prick.
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 18:22:50 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder Esquire
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Mark Lloyd
[snip]
Post by Josh Nack
Depends on whether you step on it before its dried out.
"hold your head high" is supposed to be a good thing. However, it
makes it hard to see what you're about to step in.
Don't blame the dog because you don't look where you're going.
[snip]
Why not? Shit should be done off the beaten track. If you're out
hillwalking, do you stop for a piss on the path, or do you walk into
the woods somewhere?
Prick.
Bot.
Mr Pounder Esquire
2018-09-03 18:38:29 UTC
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 18:11:22 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
Post by Mr Pounder Esquire
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Mark Lloyd
[snip]
Post by Josh Nack
Depends on whether you step on it before its dried out.
"hold your head high" is supposed to be a good thing. However, it
makes it hard to see what you're about to step in.
Don't blame the dog because you don't look where you're going.
[snip]
Why not? Shit should be done off the beaten track. If you're out
hillwalking, do you stop for a piss on the path, or do you walk into
the woods somewhere?
Prick.
Bot.
Prick.
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 20:03:53 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder Esquire
On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 18:11:22 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
Post by Mr Pounder Esquire
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Mark Lloyd
[snip]
Post by Josh Nack
Depends on whether you step on it before its dried out.
"hold your head high" is supposed to be a good thing. However, it
makes it hard to see what you're about to step in.
Don't blame the dog because you don't look where you're going.
[snip]
Why not? Shit should be done off the beaten track. If you're out
hillwalking, do you stop for a piss on the path, or do you walk into
the woods somewhere?
Prick.
Bot.
Prick.
Is that the best you can do?
Rod Speed
2018-09-03 18:52:48 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Mark Lloyd
[snip]
Post by Josh Nack
Depends on whether you step on it before its dried out.
"hold your head high" is supposed to be a good thing. However, it makes
it hard to see what you're about to step in.
Don't blame the dog because you don't look where you're going.
[snip]
Why not? Shit should be done off the beaten track. If you're out
hillwalking, do you stop for a piss on the path, or do you walk into the
woods somewhere?
This one feels otherwise
http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/episodes/poo-jogger/9972196
Peeler
2018-09-03 19:24:57 UTC
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On Tue, 4 Sep 2018 04:52:48 +1000, cantankerous senile geezer Rot Speed
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why not? Shit should be done off the beaten track. If you're out
hillwalking, do you stop for a piss on the path, or do you walk into the
woods somewhere?
This one feels otherwise
http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/episodes/poo-jogger/9972196
THAT's your and his "level": shit in all its variations! Cretins!
--
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"That confirms my opinion that you are a despicable little shit."
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Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 20:07:34 UTC
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Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Mark Lloyd
[snip]
Post by Josh Nack
Depends on whether you step on it before its dried out.
"hold your head high" is supposed to be a good thing. However, it makes
it hard to see what you're about to step in.
Don't blame the dog because you don't look where you're going.
[snip]
Why not? Shit should be done off the beaten track. If you're out
hillwalking, do you stop for a piss on the path, or do you walk into the
woods somewhere?
This one feels otherwise
http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/episodes/poo-jogger/9972196
You have some strange folk over there.
Rod Speed
2018-09-03 20:22:33 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Mark Lloyd
[snip]
Post by Josh Nack
Depends on whether you step on it before its dried out.
"hold your head high" is supposed to be a good thing. However, it makes
it hard to see what you're about to step in.
Don't blame the dog because you don't look where you're going.
[snip]
Why not? Shit should be done off the beaten track. If you're out
hillwalking, do you stop for a piss on the path, or do you walk into the
woods somewhere?
This one feels otherwise
http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/episodes/poo-jogger/9972196
You have some strange folk over there.
You lot have a lot more that choose to do stuff like that.
Peeler
2018-09-03 20:45:23 UTC
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On Tue, 4 Sep 2018 06:22:33 +1000, cantankerous senile geezer Rot Speed
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
You have some strange folk over there.
You lot have a lot more that choose to do stuff like that.
Let's face it: BOTH of you stink of TROLL SHIT!
--
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"That confirms my opinion that you are a despicable little shit."
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Joe W Dee
2018-09-03 16:32:47 UTC
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Post by notX
"hold your head high" is supposed to be a good thing. However, it makes
it hard to see what you're about to step in.
Don't blame the dog because you don't look where you're going.
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love,
though I'd stepped in it a few times."
-- Rita Rudner
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 18:21:46 UTC
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Post by Joe W Dee
Post by notX
"hold your head high" is supposed to be a good thing. However, it makes
it hard to see what you're about to step in.
Don't blame the dog because you don't look where you're going.
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love,
though I'd stepped in it a few times."
-- Rita Rudner
Never did find her amusing. WTF does the above mean?
Joe W Dee
2018-09-03 18:42:47 UTC
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Post by Joe W Dee
Post by notX
"hold your head high" is supposed to be a good thing. However, it makes
it hard to see what you're about to step in.
Don't blame the dog because you don't look where you're going.
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love,
though I'd stepped in it a few times."
-- Rita Rudner
Never did find her amusing. WTF does the above mean?
I guess it's over your head.
--
Joe W Dee
Remember: It is To Laugh
AmE; northeast US, Boston/New York
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 20:08:00 UTC
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Post by Joe W Dee
Post by Joe W Dee
Post by notX
"hold your head high" is supposed to be a good thing. However, it makes
it hard to see what you're about to step in.
Don't blame the dog because you don't look where you're going.
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love,
though I'd stepped in it a few times."
-- Rita Rudner
Never did find her amusing. WTF does the above mean?
I guess it's over your head.
Or the joke's just rubbish.
hah
2018-09-03 21:30:23 UTC
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Post by Joe W Dee
Post by notX
"hold your head high" is supposed to be a good thing. However, it makes
it hard to see what you're about to step in.
Don't blame the dog because you don't look where you're going.
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love,
though I'd stepped in it a few times."
-- Rita Rudner
Never did find her amusing.  WTF does the above mean?
Somebody loves shit?
--
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church will some day own the factory." -- Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The
Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays
Peeler
2018-09-03 21:51:50 UTC
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On Mon, 3 Sep 2018 16:30:23 -0500, hah, another mentally challenged,
Post by hah
Post by Joe W Dee
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love,
though I'd stepped in it a few times."
-- Rita Rudner
Never did find her amusing.  WTF does the above mean?
Somebody loves shit?
It all means that a RETARD like the Scottish wanker keeps leading you
seniles around by your senile noses!
Rod Speed
2018-09-03 10:25:50 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit
Easy enough to get them to shit outside
the house where you don't notice the smell.
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
and have no idea how to bury it themselves.
I don't care when they shit outside.
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
The others you mention aren't that bad.
But are much more stupid and imo useless as pets.
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why not monkeys?
They have real downsides. If you don't like the way some
cats knock things off stuff, monkeys are much worse in
that regard. And some can be much more vicious too.
Yes I suppose too much intelligence in a pet can be a bad thing.
Yeah, specially when it ends up training you.
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
I lived in Singapore for a number of years and a few
people did have monkeys for pets, but far more had
the usual cats and dogs. The monkeys were mostly
working animals, good for going up palm trees and
twisting off the coconuts and throwing them down.
They trained them as workers? Cool.
Plenty of dogs are like that too.
Peeler
2018-09-03 11:56:12 UTC
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On Mon, 3 Sep 2018 20:25:50 +1000, cantankerous senile geezer Rot Speed
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
They trained them as workers? Cool.
Plenty of dogs are like that too.
So, are you two prize idiots now going to "discuss" dog shit for the next
days/weeks/months?
--
TYPICAL retarded "conversation" between sociopath Rot and sociopath
Birdbrain from August 26th:

Birdbrain: I have one head but 5 fingers.

Rot: Obvious lie. You hairy legged cross dressers are so inbred that you all
have two heads.

Birdbrain: You're the one that likes hairy legs remember?

Rot: The problem isnt the hairy legs, it's the gross inbreeding that
produces two headed unemployables like you.

Birdbrain: So why did you mention hairy legs?

Rot: Because that's what those who arent actually stupid enough to shave
their legs have.

Birdbrain: You only have hairy legs if both of the following are true:
1) You're quite far back on the evolutionary scale.
2) You haven't learned what a razor is for.

Rot: Only a terminal fuckwit or a woman shaves their legs.

Birdbrain: There is literally zero point in having hair all over your body.

Rot: There is even less point in wasting your
time changing what you are born with.
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Mark Lloyd
2018-09-03 16:09:58 UTC
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On 09/03/2018 04:40 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

[snip]
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to bury it
themselves.  The others you mention aren't that bad.
I have cats. I seldom notice a shitty smell inside. When I do I go to
the litter box and it's usually a cat failed to cover it.

Last year I did have one cat that shit on the floor, but it was never
smelly.

[snip]
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http://notstupid.us/

"Microsoft Burgers. Have it our way. Your way is irrelevant."
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 16:23:03 UTC
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Post by Mark Lloyd
[snip]
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to bury it
themselves. The others you mention aren't that bad.
I have cats. I seldom notice a shitty smell inside. When I do I go to
the litter box and it's usually a cat failed to cover it.
Last year I did have one cat that shit on the floor, but it was never
smelly.
[snip]
It always stinks and they never cover it. Some of them try to, but they're so fucking stupid they just shit then dig randomly, they have no idea of where the litter they're digging should land.
Mark Lloyd
2018-09-03 21:33:03 UTC
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Post by Mark Lloyd
[snip]
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to bury it
themselves.  The others you mention aren't that bad.
I have cats. I seldom notice a shitty smell inside. When I do I go to
the litter box and it's usually a cat failed to cover it.
Last year I did have one cat that shit on the floor, but it was never
smelly.
[snip]
It always stinks and they never cover it.  Some of them try to, but
they're so fucking stupid they just shit then dig randomly, they have no
idea of where the litter they're digging should land.
I've had dogs that do that (vestigial instinct?), but cats usually do
cover it (at least all I've ever had). I've had 11 in the last decade
(not all at the same time).
--
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1 day).

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http://notstupid.us/

"Microsoft Burgers. Have it our way. Your way is irrelevant."
Peeler
2018-09-03 21:53:19 UTC
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On Mon, 3 Sep 2018 16:33:03 -0500, Mark Lloyd, another mentally challenged
Post by Mark Lloyd
I've had dogs that do that (vestigial instinct?), but cats usually do
cover it (at least all I've ever had). I've had 11 in the last decade
(not all at the same time).
Somebody needs to cover the shit that you driveling retards keep spreading
on these groups!
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 23:25:43 UTC
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Post by Mark Lloyd
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Mark Lloyd
[snip]
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to bury it
themselves. The others you mention aren't that bad.
I have cats. I seldom notice a shitty smell inside. When I do I go to
the litter box and it's usually a cat failed to cover it.
Last year I did have one cat that shit on the floor, but it was never
smelly.
[snip]
It always stinks and they never cover it. Some of them try to, but
they're so fucking stupid they just shit then dig randomly, they have no
idea of where the litter they're digging should land.
I've had dogs that do that (vestigial instinct?), but cats usually do
cover it (at least all I've ever had). I've had 11 in the last decade
(not all at the same time).
I think the mother teaches the kittens how to, so since mine are mostly related, they probably all never got taught properly. I've showed them plenty times....
Peeler
2018-09-03 18:34:10 UTC
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On Mon, 3 Sep 2018 11:09:58 -0500, Mark Lloyd, another mentally challenged
Post by Mark Lloyd
I have cats. I seldom notice a shitty smell inside. When I do I go to
the litter box and it's usually a cat failed to cover it.
Last year I did have one cat that shit on the floor, but it was never
smelly.
Of course YOU won't smell it! You can't even smell the stench the unwashed
Scottish wanker keeps spreading on all these groups! <tsk>
rbowman
2018-09-03 17:30:36 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to bury it
themselves. The others you mention aren't that bad.
Obviously you've never waded through a corral in the spring, up to your
ankles in horse shit.
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 18:24:35 UTC
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Post by rbowman
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to bury it
themselves. The others you mention aren't that bad.
Obviously you've never waded through a corral in the spring, up to your
ankles in horse shit.
Horse shit doesn't stink. I've never worked out why, I assumed it was maybe meateaters that made stinky shit, but then why does vegetarian human shit stink? Is it just the fact that we're capable of digesting meat?
Rod Speed
2018-09-03 19:06:31 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by rbowman
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to bury it
themselves. The others you mention aren't that bad.
Obviously you've never waded through a corral in the spring, up to your
ankles in horse shit.
Horse shit doesn't stink.
It does if you roll in it.
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
I've never worked out why, I assumed it was maybe meateaters that made
stinky shit, but then why does vegetarian human shit stink? Is it just the
fact that we're capable of digesting meat?
Nope, some cow shit stinks too.
Peeler
2018-09-03 19:29:14 UTC
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On Tue, 4 Sep 2018 05:06:31 +1000, cantankerous senile geezer Rot Speed
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Horse shit doesn't stink.
It does if you roll in it.
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
I've never worked out why, I assumed it was maybe meateaters that made
stinky shit, but then why does vegetarian human shit stink? Is it just the
fact that we're capable of digesting meat?
Nope, some cow shit stinks too.
Latest RETARDED "conversation" between the Scottish wanker and the senile
Ozzietard:

Birdbrain: "Horse shit doesn't stink."

Rot: "It does if you roll in it."

Birdbrain: "I've never worked out why, I assumed it was maybe meateaters
that made stinky shit, but then why does vegetarian human shit stink? Is it
just the fact that we're capable of digesting meat?"

Rot: "Nope, some cow shit stinks too."

Message-ID: <***@mid.individual.net>
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"That confirms my opinion that you are a despicable little shit."
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Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 20:05:00 UTC
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Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by rbowman
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to bury it
themselves. The others you mention aren't that bad.
Obviously you've never waded through a corral in the spring, up to your
ankles in horse shit.
Horse shit doesn't stink.
It does if you roll in it.
Now try that in dog shit.
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
I've never worked out why, I assumed it was maybe meateaters that made
stinky shit, but then why does vegetarian human shit stink? Is it just the
fact that we're capable of digesting meat?
Nope, some cow shit stinks too.
Nothing like cat and dog and human shit. I guess a diet of grass makes your shit less smelly.
Rod Speed
2018-09-03 20:20:37 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by rbowman
On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 01:16:55 +0100, Rod Speed
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to bury it
themselves. The others you mention aren't that bad.
Obviously you've never waded through a corral in the spring, up to your
ankles in horse shit.
Horse shit doesn't stink.
It does if you roll in it.
Now try that in dog shit.
Its fine if you let it dry out. When I was actually stupid enough to
still mow the lawn, havent don't that for more than 30 years now,
and I used to feed the fucking great alsatian almost entirely 10KG
sacks of dry do food, you could get a big cloud of shit when you
mowed one when mowing the lawn, but it didn't stink at all.
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
I've never worked out why, I assumed it was maybe meateaters that made
stinky shit, but then why does vegetarian human shit stink? Is it just
the fact that we're capable of digesting meat?
Nope, some cow shit stinks too.
Nothing like cat and dog and human shit.
Yes it does just after the cow drops it.
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
I guess a diet of grass makes your shit less smelly.
Probably.
Peeler
2018-09-03 20:46:20 UTC
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On Tue, 4 Sep 2018 06:20:37 +1000, cantankerous senile geezer Rot Speed
blabbered, again:

<FLUSH the two sick idiots' sick shit>
--
Latest RETARDED "conversation" between the Scottish wanker and senile
Ozzietard:

Birdbrain: "Horse shit doesn't stink."

Rot: "It does if you roll in it."

Birdbrain: "I've never worked out why, I assumed it was maybe meateaters
that made stinky shit, but then why does vegetarian human shit stink? Is it
just the fact that we're capable of digesting meat?"

Rot: "Nope, some cow shit stinks too."

Message-ID: <***@mid.individual.net>
Mark Lloyd
2018-09-03 21:49:05 UTC
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On 09/03/2018 02:06 PM, Rod Speed wrote:

[snip]
Post by Rod Speed
It does if you roll in it.
[snip]

I grew up on a farm where there were a lot of cows. Cow shit was a
common thing to play with. I remember my grandfather telling me not to
play with it when its fresh.
--
113 days until the winter celebration (Tue Dec 25, 2018 12:00:00 AM for
1 day).

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http://notstupid.us/

"Microsoft Burgers. Have it our way. Your way is irrelevant."
Rod Speed
2018-09-03 22:13:40 UTC
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Post by Mark Lloyd
Post by Rod Speed
It does if you roll in it.
I grew up on a farm where there were a lot of cows. Cow
shit was a common thing to play with. I remember my
grandfather telling me not to play with it when its fresh.
We had one of the reality TV series where someone in NZ
managed to fall backwards from the electric fence and
landed arse first in a fresh one. She wasn't too impressed :-(
Peeler
2018-09-03 22:24:28 UTC
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On Tue, 4 Sep 2018 08:13:40 +1000, cantankerous senile geezer Rot Speed
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Mark Lloyd
I grew up on a farm where there were a lot of cows. Cow
shit was a common thing to play with. I remember my
grandfather telling me not to play with it when its fresh.
We had one of the reality TV series where someone in NZ
managed to fall backwards from the electric fence and
landed arse first in a fresh one. She wasn't too impressed :-(
Geeuzuz Christ, you seniles obviously REALLY have NOBODY in real life to
talk to! It HAS to be either a filthy troll and wanker ...or another
miserable senile oaf who is as lonely and forsaken as you! <tsk>
--
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"Shit you're thick/pathetic excuse for a troll."
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rbowman
2018-09-04 03:08:22 UTC
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Post by Mark Lloyd
Post by Rod Speed
It does if you roll in it.
I grew up on a farm where there were a lot of cows. Cow shit was a
common thing to play with. I remember my grandfather telling me not to
play with it when its fresh.
We had one of the reality TV series where someone in NZ managed to fall
backwards from the electric fence and landed arse first in a fresh one.
She wasn't too impressed :-(
I'm not big on rodeo but the last one I went to was held during a rainy
week and the area was deep in shit and mud. There was a definite
motivation to not fall off the horse beyond any stupid trophy.
rbowman
2018-09-04 03:06:04 UTC
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Post by Mark Lloyd
[snip]
Post by Rod Speed
It does if you roll in it.
[snip]
I grew up on a farm where there were a lot of cows. Cow shit was a
common thing to play with. I remember my grandfather telling me not to
play with it when its fresh.
http://www.beaverchamber.com/cow-chip.html

Okies are, um, different... There is a reason it's fly-over country.
rbowman
2018-09-03 20:35:07 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by rbowman
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to bury it
themselves. The others you mention aren't that bad.
Obviously you've never waded through a corral in the spring, up to your
ankles in horse shit.
Horse shit doesn't stink. I've never worked out why, I assumed it was
maybe meateaters that made stinky shit, but then why does vegetarian
human shit stink? Is it just the fact that we're capable of digesting
meat?
How about cow shit? Before you answer I'll mention a feed lot near
Coalina CA that can be smelled for miles, and it's not a good smell. Of
course a feed lot is a completely unnatural environment where the cattle
play king of the hill on massive piles of shit.
Peeler
2018-09-03 20:47:58 UTC
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On Mon, 3 Sep 2018 14:35:07 -0600, lowbrowman, the endlessly driveling
Post by rbowman
How about cow shit? Before you answer I'll mention a feed lot near
Coalina CA that can be smelled for miles, and it's not a good smell. Of
course a feed lot is a completely unnatural environment where the cattle
play king of the hill on massive piles of shit.
You stink of SENILE shit, lowbrowman!
Rod Speed
2018-09-03 20:54:40 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by rbowman
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to bury it
themselves. The others you mention aren't that bad.
Obviously you've never waded through a corral in the spring, up to your
ankles in horse shit.
Horse shit doesn't stink. I've never worked out why, I assumed it was
maybe meateaters that made stinky shit, but then why does vegetarian
human shit stink? Is it just the fact that we're capable of digesting
meat?
How about cow shit? Before you answer I'll mention a feed lot near Coalina
CA that can be smelled for miles, and it's not a good smell.
And our chicken operation that is alleged to be the biggest operation
in the entire southern hemisphere, stank very bad as you drove past
it in the car before they rebuilt the entire row of sheds.
Of course a feed lot is a completely unnatural environment where the
cattle play king of the hill on massive piles of shit.
Peeler
2018-09-03 21:06:13 UTC
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On Tue, 4 Sep 2018 06:54:40 +1000, cantankerous senile geezer Rot Speed
Post by Rod Speed
And our chicken operation that is alleged to be the biggest operation
in the entire southern hemisphere, stank very bad as you drove past
it in the car before they rebuilt the entire row of sheds.
VERY interesting, senile stinker!
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Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 21:30:03 UTC
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Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by rbowman
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to bury it
themselves. The others you mention aren't that bad.
Obviously you've never waded through a corral in the spring, up to your
ankles in horse shit.
Horse shit doesn't stink. I've never worked out why, I assumed it was
maybe meateaters that made stinky shit, but then why does vegetarian
human shit stink? Is it just the fact that we're capable of digesting
meat?
How about cow shit? Before you answer I'll mention a feed lot near Coalina
CA that can be smelled for miles, and it's not a good smell.
And our chicken operation that is alleged to be the biggest operation
in the entire southern hemisphere,
Isn't your country the only 1st world country in the southern hemisphere?
Post by Rod Speed
stank very bad as you drove past
it in the car before they rebuilt the entire row of sheds.
I never smelt anything bad from my friend who kept chickens. He just had about 40 of them though.
Post by Rod Speed
Of course a feed lot is a completely unnatural environment where the
cattle play king of the hill on massive piles of shit.
Rod Speed
2018-09-03 22:06:14 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by rbowman
On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 01:16:55 +0100, Rod Speed
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to bury it
themselves. The others you mention aren't that bad.
Obviously you've never waded through a corral in the spring, up to your
ankles in horse shit.
Horse shit doesn't stink. I've never worked out why, I assumed it was
maybe meateaters that made stinky shit, but then why does vegetarian
human shit stink? Is it just the fact that we're capable of digesting
meat?
How about cow shit? Before you answer I'll mention a feed lot near Coalina
CA that can be smelled for miles, and it's not a good smell.
And our chicken operation that is alleged to be the biggest operation
in the entire southern hemisphere,
Isn't your country the only 1st world country in the southern hemisphere?
Irrelevant to whether it's the biggest chicken operation in the southern
hemisphere.
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
stank very bad as you drove past it in the car before they rebuilt the
entire row of sheds.
I never smelt anything bad from my friend who kept chickens. He just had
about 40 of them though.
Bit different with hundreds of thousands
of them all kept in small cages with the shit
forming immense piles of shit under the cages.
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
Of course a feed lot is a completely unnatural environment where the
cattle play king of the hill on massive piles of shit.
Peeler
2018-09-03 22:19:21 UTC
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On Tue, 4 Sep 2018 08:06:14 +1000, cantankerous senile geezer Rot Speed
Post by Rod Speed
Bit different with hundreds of thousands
of them all kept in small cages with the shit
forming immense piles of shit under the cages.
Always ignoring your OWN shit that you mentally deranged trolls keep
spreading on Usenet everywhere, eh, you senile shithead? <BG>
--
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"That confirms my opinion that you are a despicable little shit."
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Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 21:29:10 UTC
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Post by rbowman
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by rbowman
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?
Some prefer not so smart animals if they like the behaviour.
After all, some keep much more stupid
pets like snakes, sheep, horses, birds etc.
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to bury it
themselves. The others you mention aren't that bad.
Obviously you've never waded through a corral in the spring, up to your
ankles in horse shit.
Horse shit doesn't stink. I've never worked out why, I assumed it was
maybe meateaters that made stinky shit, but then why does vegetarian
human shit stink? Is it just the fact that we're capable of digesting
meat?
How about cow shit? Before you answer I'll mention a feed lot near
Coalina CA that can be smelled for miles, and it's not a good smell. Of
course a feed lot is a completely unnatural environment where the cattle
play king of the hill on massive piles of shit.
Cow shit in Scotland doesn't smell bad, so unless you feed them something completely different....
rbowman
2018-09-04 02:53:24 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Cow shit in Scotland doesn't smell bad, so unless you feed them
something completely different....
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Does Harris Ranch have a branch in Scotland?
Mark Lloyd
2018-09-03 21:52:29 UTC
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On 09/03/2018 03:35 PM, rbowman wrote:

[snip]
Post by rbowman
How about cow shit? Before you answer I'll mention a feed lot near
Coalina CA that can be smelled for miles, and it's not a good smell. Of
course a feed lot is a completely unnatural environment where the cattle
play king of the hill on massive piles of shit.
They have a lot of upset stomach, from being forced to eat something
that's not their natural diet. Apparently, upset stomach is a common
cause of unusually smelly shit (the shit looks worse too).
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rbowman
2018-09-04 03:15:01 UTC
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Post by Mark Lloyd
[snip]
Post by rbowman
How about cow shit? Before you answer I'll mention a feed lot near
Coalina CA that can be smelled for miles, and it's not a good smell.
Of course a feed lot is a completely unnatural environment where the
cattle play king of the hill on massive piles of shit.
They have a lot of upset stomach, from being forced to eat something
that's not their natural diet. Apparently, upset stomach is a common
cause of unusually smelly shit (the shit looks worse too).
That's the hard part of running a feed operation. The diet is so
concentrated to fatten them as quickly as possible that they have to be
slaughtered at maximum weight before they die from it.

There was a movie back in the '60s called Mondo Cane:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondo_Cane

One of the segments was geese being force fed with grinders shoved down
their throats. The goal was essentially to give them enlarged livers for
pate de foie gras. If the feed lots could figure out how to economically
force food down the cows' gullets they would.
Peeler
2018-09-03 18:34:41 UTC
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On Mon, 3 Sep 2018 11:30:36 -0600, lowbrowman, the endlessly driveling
Post by rbowman
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
But cats and dogs produce smelly shit and have no idea how to bury it
themselves. The others you mention aren't that bad.
Obviously you've never waded through a corral in the spring, up to your
ankles in horse shit.
He especially loves wading through the shit you got for brains,
troll-feeding idiot!
rbowman
2018-09-03 02:41:46 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick? Why not monkeys?
People do not like pets more intelligent than they although with monkeys
it's a toss-up. Chimps, which are apes, are smarter. The are also a pain
in the ass.

https://allthatsinteresting.com/j-fred-muggs

I watched the Today show before going off to school. Muggs was
definitely the brains of the operation.
Peeler
2018-09-03 09:08:22 UTC
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On Sun, 2 Sep 2018 20:41:46 -0600, lowbrowman, the endlessly driveling
Post by rbowman
I watched the Today show before going off to school. Muggs was
definitely the brains of the operation.
...and senile idiot no.2 appeared who couldn't resist sucking the unwashed
Scottish wanker's cock again!
Richard
2018-09-03 04:45:35 UTC
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Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick?  Why
not monkeys?
Nice try, but I'm not having you in my home.
Brian Gaff
2018-09-03 08:33:21 UTC
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Yes I was minded to treat him as the troll he tends to be, but Trolls live
under bridges not in houses.
So I replied in the normal sane manner.
Brian
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Post by Richard
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick? Why
not monkeys?
Nice try, but I'm not having you in my home.
Peeler
2018-09-03 09:14:42 UTC
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Post by Brian Gaff
Yes I was minded to treat him as the troll he tends to be, but Trolls live
under bridges not in houses.
So I replied in the normal sane manner.
Brian
Trolls live on USENET, you senile asshole! And so do their troll-feeding
counterparts, lonely senile idiots like you that are THANKFUL that some
unwashed wanking troll wants to be fed by them time and again!
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 09:42:02 UTC
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You're one of the few sane people in here.
Post by Brian Gaff
Yes I was minded to treat him as the troll he tends to be, but Trolls live
under bridges not in houses.
So I replied in the normal sane manner.
Brian
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 09:42:21 UTC
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Post by Richard
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick? Why not monkeys?
Nice try, but I'm not having you in my home.
Not even if I let you tie me up?
Mr Pounder Esquire
2018-09-03 15:14:59 UTC
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 05:45:35 +0100, Richard
Post by Richard
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick? Why
not monkeys?
Nice try, but I'm not having you in my home.
Not even if I let you tie me up?
Prick.
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 15:53:05 UTC
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Post by Mr Pounder Esquire
On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 05:45:35 +0100, Richard
Post by Richard
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick? Why
not monkeys?
Nice try, but I'm not having you in my home.
Not even if I let you tie me up?
Prick.
Keep your jealousy to yourself, you will never get to play with me naked.
Brian Gaff
2018-09-03 08:30:49 UTC
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You have answered your own question. We want to feel superior. In any case,
most dog owners like them as they are like young children, and most cat
lovers like them because they are independent and a little daft. They are
also cute and stroking a cat which likes it can be a great way to calm
down.
Monkeys on the other hand need to be with other monkeys. Being intelligent
unlike dogs they need companionship of members of their own species, whereas
dogs make us into honorary dogs of their pack which is why we must act as
pack leader to keep them in check.
Also looking after a monkey often requires specialist dietary needs and a
good environment or for their mental health.

Now other animals are available of course , but many are really short lived,
which means a major problem for the owner every couple of years, or tend to
maybe hard to keep, like snakes and reptiles and insects, or fish, and not
easy to stroke a fish.
Birds, well hard to keep humanely in my view, as they fly and hence that is
an issue.

The question of why we keep pets is an interesting one though.
Brian
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick? Why not monkeys?
Peeler
2018-09-03 09:11:26 UTC
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On Mon, 3 Sep 2018 09:30:49 +0100, Brainless Daft blathered:

<FLUSH the troll-feeding senile idiot's usual idiotic blather unread again>
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-09-03 09:41:38 UTC
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Parrots are good pets. Quite a bit of mess and you need to keep them away from things they can chew like wires and furniture, but their shit doesn't stink like cats and dogs.
Post by Brian Gaff
You have answered your own question. We want to feel superior. In any case,
most dog owners like them as they are like young children, and most cat
lovers like them because they are independent and a little daft. They are
also cute and stroking a cat which likes it can be a great way to calm
down.
Monkeys on the other hand need to be with other monkeys. Being intelligent
unlike dogs they need companionship of members of their own species, whereas
dogs make us into honorary dogs of their pack which is why we must act as
pack leader to keep them in check.
Also looking after a monkey often requires specialist dietary needs and a
good environment or for their mental health.
Now other animals are available of course , but many are really short lived,
which means a major problem for the owner every couple of years, or tend to
maybe hard to keep, like snakes and reptiles and insects, or fish, and not
easy to stroke a fish.
Birds, well hard to keep humanely in my view, as they fly and hence that is
an issue.
The question of why we keep pets is an interesting one though.
Brian
Peeler
2018-09-03 09:07:31 UTC
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On Sun, 02 Sep 2018 23:58:08 +0100, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, trolled again:

<FLUSH the abnormal filthy Scottish attention whore's latest inane
attention-baiting sick bullshit again>
--
damduck-***@yahoo.co.uk about Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL)
trolling:
"He is a well known attention seeking troll and every reply you
make feeds him.
Starts many threads most of which die quick as on the UK groups anyone
with sense Kill filed him ages ago which is why he now cross posts to
the US groups for a new audience.
This thread was unusual in that it derived and continued without him
to a large extent and his silly questioning is an attempt to get
noticed again."
MID: <***@4ax.com>
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ItsJoanNotJoann addressing Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"You're an annoying troll and I'm done with you and your
stupidity."
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AndyW addressing Birdbrain:
"Troll or idiot?...
You have been presented with a viewpoint with information, reasoning,
historical cases, citations and references to back it up and wilfully
ignore all going back to your idea which has no supporting information."
MID: <KaToA.263621$***@fx10.am4>
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Phil Lee adressing Birdbrain Macaw:
"You are too stupid to be wasting oxygen."
MID: <***@4ax.com>
--
Phil Lee describing Birdbrain Macaw:
"I've never seen such misplaced pride in being a fucking moronic motorist."
MID: <***@4ax.com>
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Tony944 addressing Birdbrain Macaw:
"I seen and heard many people but you are on top of list being first class
ass hole jerk. ...You fit under unconditional Idiot and should be put in
mental institution.
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Pelican to Birdbrain Macaw:
"Ok. I'm persuaded . You are an idiot."
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DerbyDad03 addressing Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"Frigging Idiot. Get the hell out of my thread."
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--
Kerr Mudd-John about Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"It's like arguing with a demented frog."
MID: <***@dell3100.workgroup>
--
Mr Pounder Esquire about Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"the piss poor delivery boy with no hot running water, 11 cats and
several parrots living in his hovel."
MID: <odqtgc$iug$***@dont-email.me>
--
Rob Morley about Birdbrain:
"He's a perennial idiot"
MID: <***@Mars>
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JoeyDee to Birdbrain
"I apologize for thinking you were a jerk. You're just someone with an IQ
lower than your age, and I accept that as a reason for your comments."
MID: <***@news.eternal-september.org>
--
Sam Plusnet about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson Sword" LOL):
"He's just desperate to be noticed. Any attention will do, no matter how
negative it may be."
MID: <***@brightview.co.uk>
--
***@gmail.com asking Birdbrain:
"What, were you dropped on your head as a child?"
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--
Christie addressing endlessly driveling Birdbrain Macaw (now "James
Wilkinson" LOL):
"What are you resurrecting that old post of mine for? It's from last
month some time. You're like a dog who's just dug up an old bone they
hid in the garden until they were ready to have another go at it."
MID: <***@news.eternal-september.org>
--
Mr Pounder's fitting description of Birdbrain Macaw:
"You are a well known fool, a tosser, a pillock, a stupid unemployable
sponging failure who will always live alone and will die alone. You will not
be missed."
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Richard to pathetic wanker Hucker:
"You haven't bred?
Only useful thing you've done in your pathetic existence."
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***@snyder.on.ca about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
""not the sharpest knife in the drawer"'s parents sure made a serious
mistake having him born alive -- A total waste of oxygen, food, space,
and bandwidth."
MID: <***@4ax.com>
--
Mr Pounder exposing sociopathic Birdbrain:
"You will always be a lonely sociopath living in a shithole with no hot
running water with loads of stinking cats and a few parrots."
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francis about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"He seems to have a reputation as someone of limited intelligence"
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Peter Moylan about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"If people like JWS didn't exist, we would have to find some other way to
explain the concept of "invincible ignorance"."
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Dave Plowman (News)
2018-09-03 10:02:24 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why do we keep cats and dogs as pets when they're so bloody thick? Why not monkeys?
Because, like you, they can't be house trained.
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Peeler
2018-09-03 11:58:27 UTC
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2018 11:02:24 +0100, Dave Blowman (News) another notorious
Post by Dave Plowman (News)
Because, like you, they can't be house trained.
Nor is it possible to train YOU not to feed the abnormal Scottish wanker and
attention whore!
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