Discussion:
Do people need bones in heaven
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Cloud Hobbit
2018-11-27 17:56:12 UTC
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If they don't, why did Jesus take his? They sure don't exist on earth.
John Locke
2018-11-27 18:21:58 UTC
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On Tue, 27 Nov 2018 09:56:12 -0800 (PST), Cloud Hobbit
Post by Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his? They sure don't exist on earth.
..because "all dogs go to heaven" and there's probably no dog biscuits
and chewy toys up there so the Jeebus bits will have to do. At least
the deceitful little twit did one good deed !
Robert Carnegie
2018-11-28 00:15:17 UTC
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Post by Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his? They sure don't exist on earth.
I argue that once he died, he was transubstantiated into a quantity
of bread dough, then placed in a warm cave. Therefore, he rose.
Christopher A. Lee
2018-11-28 00:21:54 UTC
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On Tue, 27 Nov 2018 16:15:17 -0800 (PST), Robert Carnegie
Post by Robert Carnegie
Post by Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his? They sure don't exist on earth.
I argue that once he died, he was transubstantiated into a quantity
of bread dough, then placed in a warm cave. Therefore, he rose.
Anybody remember an Eastern Orthodox priest who used to post here, and
at Eatster used to start with "He is risen" - and he went ape-shit
when he got the obvious responses about tumescence and saccharomyces?
Don Martin
2018-11-28 22:47:14 UTC
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On Tue, 27 Nov 2018 16:15:17 -0800 (PST), Robert Carnegie
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Post by Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his? They sure don't exist on earth.
I argue that once he died, he was transubstantiated into a quantity
of bread dough, then placed in a warm cave. Therefore, he rose.
ThereAFTER, surely.
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aa #2278 Never mind "proof." Where is your evidence?
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Christopher A. Lee
2018-11-28 22:54:24 UTC
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On Wed, 28 Nov 2018 17:47:14 -0500, Don Martin
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On Tue, 27 Nov 2018 16:15:17 -0800 (PST), Robert Carnegie
Post by Robert Carnegie
Post by Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his? They sure don't exist on earth.
I argue that once he died, he was transubstantiated into a quantity
of bread dough, then placed in a warm cave. Therefore, he rose.
ThereAFTER, surely.
...a rose, by any other name...
Kevrob
2018-11-28 23:50:30 UTC
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On Tue, 27 Nov 2018 16:15:17 -0800 (PST), Robert Carnegie
Post by Robert Carnegie
Post by Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his? They sure don't exist on earth.
I argue that once he died, he was transubstantiated into a quantity
of bread dough, then placed in a warm cave. Therefore, he rose.
ThereAFTER, surely.
Waitaminute. It was Passover, so, no leavened bread allowed for Jews.
Josh's body would have been a giant matzh!

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Kevin R
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Don Martin
2018-11-29 22:55:29 UTC
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On Tue, 27 Nov 2018 16:15:17 -0800 (PST), Robert Carnegie
Post by Robert Carnegie
Post by Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his? They sure don't exist on earth.
I argue that once he died, he was transubstantiated into a quantity
of bread dough, then placed in a warm cave. Therefore, he rose.
ThereAFTER, surely.
Waitaminute. It was Passover, so, no leavened bread allowed for Jews.
Josh's body would have been a giant matzh!
And the little holes faithfully representing the stigmata!
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aa #2278 Never mind "proof." Where is your evidence?
BAAWA Chief Assistant to the Assistant Chief Heckler
Fidei defensor (Hon. Antipodean)
Je pense, donc je suis Charlie.
Hot-text mynews
2018-11-28 01:22:18 UTC
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Post by Cloud Hobbit
If they don't,
why did Jesus take his?
They sure don't exist on earth.
Heaven Is The Hall Of Judgment

Not All Will Make It With There Bones
On The Day Of Judgment Day

Some Would Be Luckly
To Just To Make It With A Soul

Like The Son Of Nothing
With The Hold Body
Is The Key Of A Good Live

To Make The Move Back To Earth
To The New World Of
All Good Thing
For Ever More
duke
2018-11-28 19:25:58 UTC
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On Tue, 27 Nov 2018 09:56:12 -0800 (PST), Cloud Hobbit
Post by Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his? They sure don't exist on earth.
You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.

the dukester, American-American


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Cloud Hobbit
2018-11-28 19:46:40 UTC
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You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.


Imaginary?
duke
2018-11-29 22:50:40 UTC
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On Wed, 28 Nov 2018 11:46:40 -0800 (PST), Cloud Hobbit
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Post by duke
You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.

the dukester, American-American


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Kevrob
2018-11-29 23:23:54 UTC
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On Wed, 28 Nov 2018 11:46:40 -0800 (PST), Cloud Hobbit
Post by duke
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You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
They both have butts?

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Kevin R
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Robert Carnegie
2018-11-29 23:40:10 UTC
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On Wed, 28 Nov 2018 11:46:40 -0800 (PST), Cloud Hobbit
Post by duke
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You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
They both have butts?
I think we were told "he sitteth on the right hand of the Father".

HTH and ironically HAND.
Kevrob
2018-11-30 00:51:07 UTC
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On Wed, 28 Nov 2018 11:46:40 -0800 (PST), Cloud Hobbit
Post by duke
Post by duke
You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
They both have butts?
I think we were told "he sitteth on the right hand of the Father".
Earl's Catholic, and they don't use the KJV's archaisms,
at least not since Vatican II.
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HTH and ironically HAND.
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Kevin R
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duke
2018-11-30 14:10:00 UTC
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Post by duke
Post by duke
You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
They both have butts?
They're both sitting, aren't they!

the dukester, American-American


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the OT,but instead to form us in the very image of Jesus Christ.
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Cloud Hobbit
2018-11-30 01:39:35 UTC
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You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
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In your imagination.
duke
2018-11-30 14:11:01 UTC
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You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
- show quoted text -
In your imagination.
I'm sticking with God on this one.

the dukester, American-American


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the OT,but instead to form us in the very image of Jesus Christ.
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John Locke
2018-11-30 17:34:25 UTC
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You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
- show quoted text -
In your imagination.
I'm sticking with God on this one.
...yeah, it's been rumored that your god uses fly paper to ensnare
self-righteous, kiss assing theists. ...heh, heh...looks like you'll
be literally stuck in paradise for eternity...it's the real hell.
duke
2018-12-01 13:44:20 UTC
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You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
- show quoted text -
In your imagination.
I'm sticking with God on this one.
...yeah, it's been rumored that your god uses fly paper to ensnare
self-righteous, kiss assing theists. ...heh, heh...looks like you'll
be literally stuck in paradise for eternity...it's the real hell.
But you elected to go to the real hell, and that won't be a picnic.

the dukester, American-American


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The Purpose of the NT Word of God is not to inform as it did in
the OT,but instead to form us in the very image of Jesus Christ.
*****
John Locke
2018-12-02 00:41:54 UTC
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You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
- show quoted text -
In your imagination.
I'm sticking with God on this one.
...yeah, it's been rumored that your god uses fly paper to ensnare
self-righteous, kiss assing theists. ...heh, heh...looks like you'll
be literally stuck in paradise for eternity...it's the real hell.
But you elected to go to the real hell, and that won't be a picnic.
...I have it on good authority that "hell" is the real paradise and
that's where "God" resides because he likes to party with atheists and
has no inclination to associate with noxious, self-righteous theists.
It's all part of "God's" plan ! Pass the ribs and beer !
duke
2018-12-02 14:24:23 UTC
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You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
- show quoted text -
In your imagination.
I'm sticking with God on this one.
...yeah, it's been rumored that your god uses fly paper to ensnare
self-righteous, kiss assing theists. ...heh, heh...looks like you'll
be literally stuck in paradise for eternity...it's the real hell.
But you elected to go to the real hell, and that won't be a picnic.
...I have it on good authority that "hell" is the real paradise and
that's where "God" resides because he likes to party with atheists and
has no inclination to associate with noxious, self-righteous theists.
It's all part of "God's" plan ! Pass the ribs and beer !
Well, after you check in, look around and send me a message about it.

the dukester, American-American


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The Purpose of the NT Word of God is not to inform as it did in
the OT,but instead to form us in the very image of Jesus Christ.
*****
John Locke
2018-12-02 16:24:25 UTC
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You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
- show quoted text -
In your imagination.
I'm sticking with God on this one.
...yeah, it's been rumored that your god uses fly paper to ensnare
self-righteous, kiss assing theists. ...heh, heh...looks like you'll
be literally stuck in paradise for eternity...it's the real hell.
But you elected to go to the real hell, and that won't be a picnic.
...I have it on good authority that "hell" is the real paradise and
that's where "God" resides because he likes to party with atheists and
has no inclination to associate with noxious, self-righteous theists.
It's all part of "God's" plan ! Pass the ribs and beer !
Well, after you check in, look around and send me a message about it.
...well Earl, if you're up in "paradise" you'll be out of luck. Heaven
has no Internet connection. Down in hell, however, we'll be getting
Ultra HD Netflix and Amazon Prime....you'll be getting perverted angel
music for eternity...ugh...that'd be tough for just 5 minutes !
Cloud Hobbit
2018-12-02 22:16:02 UTC
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You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
- show quoted text -
In your imagination.
I'm sticking with God on this one.
...yeah, it's been rumored that your god uses fly paper to ensnare
self-righteous, kiss assing theists. ...heh, heh...looks like you'll
be literally stuck in paradise for eternity...it's the real hell.
But you elected to go to the real hell, and that won't be a picnic.
...I have it on good authority that "hell" is the real paradise and
that's where "God" resides because he likes to party with atheists and
has no inclination to associate with noxious, self-righteous theists.
It's all part of "God's" plan ! Pass the ribs and beer !
Well, after you check in, look around and send me a message about it.
...well Earl, if you're up in "paradise" you'll be out of luck. Heaven
has no Internet connection. Down in hell, however, we'll be getting
Ultra HD Netflix and Amazon Prime....you'll be getting perverted angel
music for eternity...ugh...that'd be tough for just 5 minutes !
As long as there's no Christian Rock, that would be hell.
%
2018-12-02 22:26:36 UTC
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You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
- show quoted text -
In your imagination.
I'm sticking with God on this one.
...yeah, it's been rumored that your god uses fly paper to ensnare
self-righteous, kiss assing theists. ...heh, heh...looks like you'll
be literally stuck in paradise for eternity...it's the real hell.
But you elected to go to the real hell, and that won't be a picnic.
...I have it on good authority that "hell" is the real paradise and
that's where "God" resides because he likes to party with atheists and
has no inclination to associate with noxious, self-righteous theists.
It's all part of "God's" plan ! Pass the ribs and beer !
Well, after you check in, look around and send me a message about it.
...well Earl, if you're up in "paradise" you'll be out of luck. Heaven
has no Internet connection. Down in hell, however, we'll be getting
Ultra HD Netflix and Amazon Prime....you'll be getting perverted angel
music for eternity...ugh...that'd be tough for just 5 minutes !
As long as there's no Christian Rock, that would be hell.
hi earl
duke
2018-12-03 23:09:28 UTC
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You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
- show quoted text -
In your imagination.
I'm sticking with God on this one.
...yeah, it's been rumored that your god uses fly paper to ensnare
self-righteous, kiss assing theists. ...heh, heh...looks like you'll
be literally stuck in paradise for eternity...it's the real hell.
But you elected to go to the real hell, and that won't be a picnic.
...I have it on good authority that "hell" is the real paradise and
that's where "God" resides because he likes to party with atheists and
has no inclination to associate with noxious, self-righteous theists.
It's all part of "God's" plan ! Pass the ribs and beer !
Well, after you check in, look around and send me a message about it.
...well Earl, if you're up in "paradise" you'll be out of luck. Heaven
has no Internet connection. Down in hell, however, we'll be getting
Ultra HD Netflix and Amazon Prime....you'll be getting perverted angel
music for eternity...ugh...that'd be tough for just 5 minutes !
Dancing at the white hot tips of the fires of hell tickling at the cheeks of
your butt won't give you much time for enjoyment.

the dukester, American-American


*****
The Purpose of the NT Word of God is not to inform as it did in
the OT,but instead to form us in the very image of Jesus Christ.
*****
Cloud Hobbit
2018-12-03 23:19:03 UTC
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You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
- show quoted text -
In your imagination.
I'm sticking with God on this one.
...yeah, it's been rumored that your god uses fly paper to ensnare
self-righteous, kiss assing theists. ...heh, heh...looks like you'll
be literally stuck in paradise for eternity...it's the real hell.
But you elected to go to the real hell, and that won't be a picnic.
...I have it on good authority that "hell" is the real paradise and
that's where "God" resides because he likes to party with atheists and
has no inclination to associate with noxious, self-righteous theists.
It's all part of "God's" plan ! Pass the ribs and beer !
Well, after you check in, look around and send me a message about it.
...well Earl, if you're up in "paradise" you'll be out of luck. Heaven
has no Internet connection. Down in hell, however, we'll be getting
Ultra HD Netflix and Amazon Prime....you'll be getting perverted angel
music for eternity...ugh...that'd be tough for just 5 minutes !
Dancing at the white hot tips of the fires of hell tickling at the cheeks of
your butt won't give you much time for enjoyment.
the dukester, American-Satanist
Good thing it's not a real place and Satan is not a real entity. It's all just your belief and there is no fact that demonstrates anything confirming its existence.

It's faith, not fact.
duke
2018-12-04 21:06:46 UTC
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You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
- show quoted text -
In your imagination.
I'm sticking with God on this one.
...yeah, it's been rumored that your god uses fly paper to ensnare
self-righteous, kiss assing theists. ...heh, heh...looks like you'll
be literally stuck in paradise for eternity...it's the real hell.
But you elected to go to the real hell, and that won't be a picnic.
...I have it on good authority that "hell" is the real paradise and
that's where "God" resides because he likes to party with atheists and
has no inclination to associate with noxious, self-righteous theists.
It's all part of "God's" plan ! Pass the ribs and beer !
Well, after you check in, look around and send me a message about it.
...well Earl, if you're up in "paradise" you'll be out of luck. Heaven
has no Internet connection. Down in hell, however, we'll be getting
Ultra HD Netflix and Amazon Prime....you'll be getting perverted angel
music for eternity...ugh...that'd be tough for just 5 minutes !
Dancing at the white hot tips of the fires of hell tickling at the cheeks of
your butt won't give you much time for enjoyment.
Good thing it's not a real place and Satan is not a real entity. It's all just your belief and there is no fact that demonstrates anything confirming its existence.
Prove it's not a real place. Quit lying.

the dukester, American-American


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The Purpose of the NT Word of God is not to inform as it did in
the OT,but instead to form us in the very image of Jesus Christ.
*****
Cloud Hobbit
2018-12-04 22:02:22 UTC
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Duke lied about he'll and Satan
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Prove it's not a real place. Quit lying.
Quit evading and prove it is a real place and that Satan is a real, living entity.

Until you or somebody can prove their existence, They are both just part of your imagination.
%
2018-12-04 22:08:50 UTC
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Duke lied about he'll and Satan
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Prove it's not a real place. Quit lying.
Quit evading and prove it is a real place and that Satan is a real, living entity.
Until you or somebody can prove their existence, They are both just part of your imagination.
i can prove it but it'll cost you ,
i charge $26.95 for researching material for someone else ,
you can pay through pay pal
duke
2018-12-05 13:02:47 UTC
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Duke lied about he'll and Satan
Say what?
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Prove it's not a real place. Quit lying.
Quit evading and prove it is a real place and that Satan is a real, living entity.
I've told you before. Satan is the evil living in your heart.

the dukester, American-American


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the OT,but instead to form us in the very image of Jesus Christ.
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John Locke
2018-12-04 00:39:43 UTC
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You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
- show quoted text -
In your imagination.
I'm sticking with God on this one.
...yeah, it's been rumored that your god uses fly paper to ensnare
self-righteous, kiss assing theists. ...heh, heh...looks like you'll
be literally stuck in paradise for eternity...it's the real hell.
But you elected to go to the real hell, and that won't be a picnic.
...I have it on good authority that "hell" is the real paradise and
that's where "God" resides because he likes to party with atheists and
has no inclination to associate with noxious, self-righteous theists.
It's all part of "God's" plan ! Pass the ribs and beer !
Well, after you check in, look around and send me a message about it.
...well Earl, if you're up in "paradise" you'll be out of luck. Heaven
has no Internet connection. Down in hell, however, we'll be getting
Ultra HD Netflix and Amazon Prime....you'll be getting perverted angel
music for eternity...ugh...that'd be tough for just 5 minutes !
Dancing at the white hot tips of the fires of hell tickling at the cheeks of
your butt won't give you much time for enjoyment.
..nah, the torture thing is just a cover to keep the Christians out.
duke
2018-12-04 21:08:06 UTC
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You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
- show quoted text -
In your imagination.
I'm sticking with God on this one.
...yeah, it's been rumored that your god uses fly paper to ensnare
self-righteous, kiss assing theists. ...heh, heh...looks like you'll
be literally stuck in paradise for eternity...it's the real hell.
But you elected to go to the real hell, and that won't be a picnic.
...I have it on good authority that "hell" is the real paradise and
that's where "God" resides because he likes to party with atheists and
has no inclination to associate with noxious, self-righteous theists.
It's all part of "God's" plan ! Pass the ribs and beer !
Well, after you check in, look around and send me a message about it.
...well Earl, if you're up in "paradise" you'll be out of luck. Heaven
has no Internet connection. Down in hell, however, we'll be getting
Ultra HD Netflix and Amazon Prime....you'll be getting perverted angel
music for eternity...ugh...that'd be tough for just 5 minutes !
Dancing at the white hot tips of the fires of hell tickling at the cheeks of
your butt won't give you much time for enjoyment.
..nah, the torture thing is just a cover to keep the Christians out.
Amen, brother. Good Christians don't want to mingle with atheists and pagans
down there.

the dukester, American-American


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2018-12-05 15:58:05 UTC
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You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
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In your imagination.
I'm sticking with God on this one.
...yeah, it's been rumored that your god uses fly paper to ensnare
self-righteous, kiss assing theists. ...heh, heh...looks like you'll
be literally stuck in paradise for eternity...it's the real hell.
But you elected to go to the real hell, and that won't be a picnic.
...I have it on good authority that "hell" is the real paradise and
that's where "God" resides because he likes to party with atheists and
has no inclination to associate with noxious, self-righteous theists.
It's all part of "God's" plan ! Pass the ribs and beer !
Well, after you check in, look around and send me a message about it.
...well Earl, if you're up in "paradise" you'll be out of luck. Heaven
has no Internet connection. Down in hell, however, we'll be getting
Ultra HD Netflix and Amazon Prime....you'll be getting perverted angel
music for eternity...ugh...that'd be tough for just 5 minutes !
Dancing at the white hot tips of the fires of hell tickling at the cheeks of
your butt won't give you much time for enjoyment.
..nah, the torture thing is just a cover to keep the Christians out.
Amen, brother. Good Christians don't want to mingle with atheists and pagans
down there.
....yep, good old Christianity. You'll be keeping eternal company with
the likes of John Wayne Gacy and Timothy McVeigh, a horde of weird,
perverted angels and a muderous psychotic god with a short fuse.
Enjoy ! ...heh, heh.
duke
2018-12-06 13:30:01 UTC
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Amen, brother. Good Christians don't want to mingle with atheists and pagans
down there.
....yep, good old Christianity. You'll be keeping eternal company with
the likes of John Wayne Gacy and Timothy McVeigh, a horde of weird,
perverted angels and a muderous psychotic god with a short fuse.
No, they run atheist country where you're going.
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Enjoy ! ...heh, heh.
Yeah, heeheehee.

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Kevrob
2018-12-02 16:48:50 UTC
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... Pass the ribs and beer !
But do the ribs have bones?

I think that, I, too, would join the Luciferian opposition,
but i think I'd rather end up on Tir Na nOg, at Fiddler's Green
or the Big Rock Candy Mountain.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." - Mark Twain

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Gronk
2018-12-02 06:11:09 UTC
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You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
With or without bones?
duke
2018-12-02 14:26:11 UTC
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Post by duke
You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
Imaginary?
He sits at the right hand of the Father.
With or without bones?
I assume "with". After all, he came back in a glorified body, walked the land
for 40 days and then ascended to the heavenly kingdom.

the dukester, American-American


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the OT,but instead to form us in the very image of Jesus Christ.
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John Locke
2018-11-28 19:52:41 UTC
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Post by Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his? They sure don't exist on earth.
You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
..what ? You mean you can't get around heaven without being boned ?
That's rather disturbing.
Kevrob
2018-11-28 21:25:54 UTC
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Post by Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his? They sure don't exist on earth.
You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
The stories say that, before he ascended, he still had his
chastisement and crucifixion wounds, as in the "Doubting Thomas"
section of Acts.

Does that mean everyone maimed in Real Life will have to put up
with those disfigurements in Paradise?

Now that Stan Lee is dead, will heaven have him issuing
bible "No Prizes" for people who figure out an answer to
these questions?

Oh, wait, Stanley Lieber was Jewish, so, not for New Testament
questions, at least.

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..what ? You mean you can't get around heaven without being boned ?
That's rather disturbing.
John Locke
2018-11-28 21:40:50 UTC
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Post by Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his? They sure don't exist on earth.
You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
The stories say that, before he ascended, he still had his
chastisement and crucifixion wounds, as in the "Doubting Thomas"
section of Acts.
Does that mean everyone maimed in Real Life will have to put up
with those disfigurements in Paradise?
Now that Stan Lee is dead, will heaven have him issuing
bible "No Prizes" for people who figure out an answer to
these questions?
Oh, wait, Stanley Lieber was Jewish, so, not for New Testament
questions, at least.
...ah yes, details, details...they have this grand vision of salvation
and paradise but when one starts scrutinizing their grandiose delusion
a bit closer, the ridiculous nature of "heaven" becomes quite apparent
as you so eloquently demonstrated.
Robert Carnegie
2018-11-29 02:04:35 UTC
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Post by Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his? They sure don't exist on earth.
You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
The stories say that, before he ascended, he still had his
chastisement and crucifixion wounds, as in the "Doubting Thomas"
section of Acts.
Does that mean everyone maimed in Real Life will have to put up
with those disfigurements in Paradise?
Now that Stan Lee is dead, will heaven have him issuing
bible "No Prizes" for people who figure out an answer to
these questions?
Oh, wait, Stanley Lieber was Jewish, so, not for New Testament
questions, at least.
I think the answers will still be inside empty envelopes.
:2 Berger:
2018-11-30 00:14:56 UTC
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Post by Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his? They sure don't exist on earth.
You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
The stories say that, before he ascended, he still had his
chastisement and crucifixion wounds, as in the "Doubting Thomas"
section of Acts.
Does that mean everyone maimed in Real Life will have to put up
with those disfigurements in Paradise?
Now that Stan Lee is dead, will heaven have him issuing
bible "No Prizes" for people who figure out an answer to
these questions?
Oh, wait, Stanley Lieber was Jewish, so, not for New Testament
questions, at least.
I think the answers will still be inside empty envelopes.
I think I'm a paranoid fuck.
duke
2018-11-29 22:51:27 UTC
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Post by Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his? They sure don't exist on earth.
You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
..what ? You mean you can't get around heaven without being boned ?
That's rather disturbing.
The only thing your boning will get you is shoveling the coal.

the dukester, American-American


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the OT,but instead to form us in the very image of Jesus Christ.
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John Locke
2018-12-02 00:47:05 UTC
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Post by John Locke
On Tue, 27 Nov 2018 09:56:12 -0800 (PST), Cloud Hobbit
Post by Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his? They sure don't exist on earth.
You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
..what ? You mean you can't get around heaven without being boned ?
That's rather disturbing.
The only thing your boning will get you is shoveling the coal.
...now that's just silly Earl. Any real god would use highly
efficient, readily available hydrothermal energy to fire the broilers.
Apparently YOUR god isn't as all knowing as you think.
duke
2018-12-02 14:28:07 UTC
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On Tue, 27 Nov 2018 09:56:12 -0800 (PST), Cloud Hobbit
Post by Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his? They sure don't exist on earth.
You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
..what ? You mean you can't get around heaven without being boned ?
That's rather disturbing.
The only thing your boning will get you is shoveling the coal.
...now that's just silly Earl. Any real god would use highly
efficient, readily available hydrothermal energy to fire the broilers.
Apparently YOUR god isn't as all knowing as you think.
For all of history, he has been using body oils for fuel. I gather he doesn't
need to spend the $ to redesign hell at this time.

the dukester, American-American


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the OT,but instead to form us in the very image of Jesus Christ.
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:2 Berger:
2018-11-30 00:08:27 UTC
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On Tue, 27 Nov 2018 09:56:12 -0800 (PST), Cloud Hobbit
Post by Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his? They sure don't exist on earth.
You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
..what ? You mean you can't get around heaven without being boned ?
That's rather disturbing.
I never did anything wrong.
%
2018-11-30 00:15:57 UTC
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Post by John Locke
On Tue, 27 Nov 2018 09:56:12 -0800 (PST), Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his?  They sure don't exist on earth.
You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones.  Our
promise is to be
like Jesus.
..what ? You mean you can't get around heaven without being boned ?
That's rather disturbing.
I never did anything wrong.
i can tell you this much i will be needing to get boned in heaven
:2 Berger:
2018-11-30 00:18:15 UTC
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Post by John Locke
Post by John Locke
On Tue, 27 Nov 2018 09:56:12 -0800 (PST), Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his?  They sure don't exist on earth.
You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones.  Our
promise is to be
like Jesus.
..what ? You mean you can't get around heaven without being boned ?
That's rather disturbing.
I never did anything wrong.
i can tell you this much i will be needing to get boned in heaven
How long do we have to wait for Roshomon 3? What could Roshomon
4 possibly consist of? What language do you speak? You did not say I
had to request and number one, you did not tell me.
%
2018-11-30 00:21:27 UTC
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Post by John Locke
On Tue, 27 Nov 2018 09:56:12 -0800 (PST), Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his?  They sure don't exist on earth.
You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones.  Our
promise is to be
like Jesus.
..what ? You mean you can't get around heaven without being boned ?
That's rather disturbing.
I never did anything wrong.
i can tell you this much i will be needing to get boned in heaven
How long do we have to wait for Roshomon 3?  What could Roshomon
4 possibly consist of?  What language do you speak?  You did not say I
had to request and number one, you did not tell me.
you do not make a good david and i see it already not working
:2 Berger:
2018-11-30 00:27:27 UTC
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Post by John Locke
On Tue, 27 Nov 2018 09:56:12 -0800 (PST), Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his?  They sure don't exist on earth.
You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones.  Our
promise is to be
like Jesus.
..what ? You mean you can't get around heaven without being boned ?
That's rather disturbing.
I never did anything wrong.
i can tell you this much i will be needing to get boned in heaven
How long do we have to wait for Roshomon 3?  What could Roshomon
4 possibly consist of?  What language do you speak?  You did not say I
had to request and number one, you did not tell me.
you do not make a good david and i see it already not working
Let's shake on it
%
2018-11-30 00:45:38 UTC
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Post by John Locke
On Tue, 27 Nov 2018 09:56:12 -0800 (PST), Cloud Hobbit
If they don't, why did Jesus take his?  They sure don't exist on earth.
You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones.  Our
promise is to be
like Jesus.
..what ? You mean you can't get around heaven without being boned ?
That's rather disturbing.
I never did anything wrong.
i can tell you this much i will be needing to get boned in heaven
How long do we have to wait for Roshomon 3?  What could Roshomon
4 possibly consist of?  What language do you speak?  You did not say
I had to request and number one, you did not tell me.
you do not make a good david and i see it already not working
Let's shake on it
lets tell everyone you live in redman washington
linuxgal
2018-11-29 01:46:03 UTC
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You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
On the contrary, it is written (1 Cor. 15:50) Now this I say, brethren,
that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth
corruption inherit incorruption.
Bob
2018-11-29 11:10:34 UTC
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On the contrary, it is written (1 Cor. 15:50) Now this I say, brethren,
that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth
corruption inherit incorruption.
There is nothing mentioned there about "bones".

So there is nothing "contrary" as you claim in that verse.

Once again, you're wrong.
Siri Cruise
2018-11-29 11:34:18 UTC
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Post by linuxgal
On the contrary, it is written (1 Cor. 15:50) Now this I say, brethren,
that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth
corruption inherit incorruption.
There is nothing mentioned there about "bones".
So there is nothing "contrary" as you claim in that verse.
Once again, you're wrong.
So heaven is full of walking skeletons?
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Bob
2018-11-29 12:03:56 UTC
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Post by linuxgal
On the contrary, it is written (1 Cor. 15:50) Now this I say, brethren,
that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth
corruption inherit incorruption.
There is nothing mentioned there about "bones".
So there is nothing "contrary" as you claim in that verse.
Once again, you're wrong.
So heaven is full of walking skeletons?
Please explain how you arrived at that conclusion.
Siri Cruise
2018-11-29 12:46:53 UTC
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Post by Bob
Post by linuxgal
On the contrary, it is written (1 Cor. 15:50) Now this I say, brethren,
that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth
corruption inherit incorruption.
There is nothing mentioned there about "bones".
So there is nothing "contrary" as you claim in that verse.
Once again, you're wrong.
So heaven is full of walking skeletons?
Please explain how you arrived at that conclusion.
See also Stilicho.
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Bob
2018-11-29 12:59:44 UTC
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Post by Bob
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Bob
Post by linuxgal
On the contrary, it is written (1 Cor. 15:50) Now this I say, brethren,
that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth
corruption inherit incorruption.
There is nothing mentioned there about "bones".
So there is nothing "contrary" as you claim in that verse.
Once again, you're wrong.
So heaven is full of walking skeletons?
Please explain how you arrived at that conclusion.
See also Stilicho.
I knew you couldn't do it.
:2 Berger:
2018-11-30 00:39:41 UTC
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Post by Bob
Post by linuxgal
On the contrary, it is written (1 Cor. 15:50) Now this I say, brethren,
that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth
corruption inherit incorruption.
There is nothing mentioned there about "bones".
So there is nothing "contrary" as you claim in that verse.
Once again, you're wrong.
So heaven is full of walking skeletons?
Lions are. Retribution that this is from an evil villain. Redemption
in Christ. Transmogrify. Lover girl.
linuxgal
2018-12-24 19:19:40 UTC
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Post by Bob
On the contrary, it is written (1 Cor. 15:50)  Now this I say, brethren,
that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth
corruption inherit incorruption.
There is nothing mentioned there about "bones".
You got me, Bob. Heaven could be filled with skeletons without doing
harm to the scripture that says flesh and blood does not inherit the
Kingdom of God.
Bob
2018-12-24 22:41:27 UTC
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Post by linuxgal
Post by Bob
Post by linuxgal
On the contrary, it is written (1 Cor. 15:50) Now this I say, brethren,
that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth
corruption inherit incorruption.
There is nothing mentioned there about "bones".
You got me, Bob. Heaven could be filled with skeletons without doing
harm to the scripture that says flesh and blood does not inherit the
Kingdom of God.
Or it could be a way that we know nothing about.

"Therefore God sends them a strong delusion, so that they may believe what
is false, in order that all may be condemned who did not believe the
truth but
had pleasure in unrighteousness."
[2 Thessalonians 2:11-12]

"And even if our gospel is veiled, it is veiled only to those who are
perishing.
In their case the god of this world has blinded the minds of the
unbelievers,
to keep them from seeing the light of the gospel of the glory of Christ,
who is
the image of God."
[2 Corinthians 4:3-4]
linuxgal
2018-12-25 20:31:55 UTC
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Post by Bob
On the contrary, it is written (1 Cor. 15:50)  Now this I say, brethren,
that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth
corruption inherit incorruption.
There is nothing mentioned there about "bones".
You got me, Bob.  Heaven could be filled with skeletons without doing
harm to the scripture that says flesh and blood does not inherit the
Kingdom of God.
Or it could be a way that we know nothing about.
Job 19:26-27 And though after my skin worms destroy this body, yet in my
flesh shall I see God: Whom I shall see for myself, and mine eyes shall
behold, and not another; though my reins be consumed within me.

Whoopsie.
Bob
2018-12-26 01:01:20 UTC
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Post by linuxgal
Post by Bob
Post by linuxgal
Post by Bob
Post by linuxgal
On the contrary, it is written (1 Cor. 15:50) Now this I say, brethren,
that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth
corruption inherit incorruption.
There is nothing mentioned there about "bones".
You got me, Bob. Heaven could be filled with skeletons without doing
harm to the scripture that says flesh and blood does not inherit the
Kingdom of God.
Or it could be a way that we know nothing about.
Job 19:26-27 And though after my skin worms destroy this body, yet in my
flesh shall I see God: Whom I shall see for myself, and mine eyes shall
behold, and not another; though my reins be consumed within me.
Key word, the one you conveniently overlooked: "this".

duke
2018-11-29 22:52:52 UTC
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Post by duke
You can't get around the kingdom of heaven without bones. Our promise is to be
like Jesus.
On the contrary, it is written (1 Cor. 15:50) Now this I say, brethren,
that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth
corruption inherit incorruption.
Amen. Corruption gets you a ticket on the downtown train going to the gates of
hell.

the dukester, American-American


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Cloud Hobbit
2018-11-30 01:41:06 UTC
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Amen. Corruption gets you a ticket on the downtown train going to the gates of
hell.
- show quoted text -

In your imagination.
duke
2018-11-30 14:11:48 UTC
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Post by Cloud Hobbit
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Amen. Corruption gets you a ticket on the downtown train going to the gates of
hell.
- show quoted text -
In your imagination.
Heb 10:26-27.

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linuxgal
2018-11-30 01:48:37 UTC
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Post by duke
Post by linuxgal
On the contrary, it is written (1 Cor. 15:50) Now this I say, brethren,
that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth
corruption inherit incorruption.
Amen. Corruption gets you a ticket on the downtown train going to the gates of
hell.
1 Peter 1:24 For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the
flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away.

The only way to avoid withering is to be a ghost forever.
Bob
2018-11-30 02:51:52 UTC
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Post by linuxgal
1 Peter 1:24 For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the
flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away.
The only way to avoid withering is to be a ghost forever.
No, it's not the only way.

You could be an aborted fetus and never have to worry about withering.

Or you could just die young.

Once again, you make yourself look like a fool.
duke
2018-11-30 14:12:23 UTC
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Post by linuxgal
Post by duke
Post by linuxgal
On the contrary, it is written (1 Cor. 15:50) Now this I say, brethren,
that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth
corruption inherit incorruption.
Amen. Corruption gets you a ticket on the downtown train going to the gates of
hell.
1 Peter 1:24 For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the
flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away.
The only way to avoid withering is to be a ghost forever.
As grass, but not grass.

the dukester, American-American


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JTEM
2018-11-29 05:07:31 UTC
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If they don't, why did
Two chimps over a long weekend, and even then one
of them might be dead.







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Malcolm McMahon
2018-12-05 14:27:06 UTC
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If they don't, why did Jesus take his? They sure don't exist on earth.
No, but dogs might :-)
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