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Into the Pew
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Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-12 10:52:16 UTC
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I'd love to lift you up,
as I am strong enough in body
to be of such assistance
when you're through on the potty.

So tell me when you're through,
and I will do as I have promised.
Now, rise. Don't be surprised.
You have just been Dylan Thomased.
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-12 11:07:08 UTC
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Romper, stomper, bomper, boo,
Tell me, tell me, tell me, do
you think this stinks like poo poo?
G***@none.i2p
2019-10-14 05:42:08 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Sat, 12 October 2019 11:07
Post by Hieronymous Corey
Romper, stomper, bomper, boo,
Tell me, tell me, tell me, do
you think this stinks like poo poo?
Damn Pastor Corey......... you even troll your own threads....
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-14 08:43:15 UTC
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"Damn Pastor Corey"?
G***@none.i2p
2019-10-14 09:02:34 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Mon, 14 October 2019 08:43
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"Damn Pastor Corey"?
Sorry, P.C.

That should be "Damn, Pastor Corey......."
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-14 09:09:38 UTC
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"Damn, Pastor Corey......."?
G***@none.i2p
2019-10-14 09:13:13 UTC
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Yes.....
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-14 09:14:33 UTC
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"Yes....."?
G***@none.i2p
2019-10-14 09:17:38 UTC
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What I wrote.........

General-Zod wrote on Mon, 14 October 2019 05:42
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Sat, 12 October 2019 11:07
Post by Hieronymous Corey
Romper, stomper, bomper, boo,
Tell me, tell me, tell me, do
you think this stinks like poo poo?
Damn, Pastor Corey......... you even troll your own threads....
Okay, so will you stop trolling e now.....?
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-14 09:26:37 UTC
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"Okay"?
G***@none.i2p
2019-10-14 09:36:15 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Mon, 14 October 2019 09:26
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"Okay"?
Damn, Pastor Corey......... you even troll your own threads... ... .
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-14 13:21:26 UTC
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"Damn, Pastor Corey"?
Bodeen
2019-10-20 22:42:22 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
What you posted doesn't qualify as a comment on the poem.
Absurd.... a comment is a comment.....
Z***@none.i2p
2019-10-12 13:41:39 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Sat, 12 October 2019 10:52
Post by Hieronymous Corey
I'd love to lift you up,
as I am strong enough in body
to be of such assistance
when you're through on the potty.
So tell me when you're through,
and I will do as I have promised.
Now, rise. Don't be surprised.
You have just been Dylan Thomased.
Outstanding poem, no doubt one of your best, Pastor C.....
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-12 13:45:49 UTC
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Why are you trolling me? What do you want, really?
Z***@none.i2p
2019-10-13 21:12:59 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Sat, 12 October 2019 13:45
Post by Hieronymous Corey
Why are you trolling me? What do you want, really?
Meanwhile, you try to troll the shit out of me on my threads.......

What gives, Pastor Corey.....?
General Zod
2019-10-16 07:38:17 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
Why are you trolling me? What do you want, really?
Why you rolling me back...…..?
Bodeen
2019-10-21 17:46:14 UTC
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Post by General Zod
Post by Hieronymous Corey
Why are you trolling me? What do you want, really?
Why you rolling me back...…..?
I read the title of this thread and thought it was about anal sex, specifically me fucking Dockery in the ass for my wine money.
Z***@none.i2p
2019-10-21 18:23:59 UTC
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fake zodwetrust wrote on Mon, 21 October 2019 17:46
Post by Bodeen
Post by Hieronymous Corey
Why are you trolling me? What do you want, really?
Why you rolling me back........?
I read the title of this thread and thought
You being an obsessed and apparently homophobic forger, no wonder that you thought that, fake one....
Z***@none.i2p
2019-10-12 13:52:04 UTC
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You posted a poem and I simply commented on the poem........

Tat is what is done here, as you must know........
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-12 14:00:05 UTC
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What you posted doesn't qualify as a comment on the poem.
It doesn't reference the poem, and says nothing about the poem.
In fact, it demonstrates your complete ignorance of the poem. If you
are happy displaying your ignorance, fine. I certainly can't stop you.
Z***@none.i2p
2019-10-12 14:02:20 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Sat, 12 October 2019 14:00
Post by Hieronymous Corey
What you posted doesn't qualify as a comment on the poem.
It doesn't reference the poem, and says nothing about the poem.
In fact, it demonstrates your complete ignorance of the poem. If you
are happy displaying your ignorance, fine. I certainly can't stop you.
You post poetry and then whine when you get comments............

No offense but you are a rather silly little man.......
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-12 14:13:25 UTC
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I'm a little Teapot,
short and stout.
I've got love handles,
so I work out.

When I get all steamed up
there's no doubt
I'll sweat a lot
along my route.
Will Dockery
2019-10-12 14:17:08 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
What you posted doesn't qualify as a comment on the poem
Better that you usually manage, Pastor Corey.
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-12 14:19:34 UTC
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Okay. If you say so.
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-12 22:18:51 UTC
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So I'm just sitting there minding my own business
when the guy in the next stall starts telling me his
life story like he's in the confessional, and I'm his
parish priest, so I said excuse me, I think you have
me confused with somebody else, and he says no,
he just needed to talk to somebody but didn't have
anyone who'd listen or take him more seriously than
a good healthy shit. So there we were, just sitting
and talking, and I wish I could tell you what we said,
but of course that shit is just between me and him.
G***@none.i2p
2019-10-13 14:32:28 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Sat, 12 October 2019 22:18
Post by Hieronymous Corey
So I'm just sitting there minding my own business
when the guy in the next stall starts telling me his
life story like he's in the confessional, and I'm his
parish priest, so I said excuse me, I think you have
me confused with somebody else, and he says no,
he just needed to talk to somebody but didn't have
anyone who'd listen or take him more seriously than
a good healthy shit. So there we were, just sitting
and talking, and I wish I could tell you what we said,
but of course that shit is just between me and him.
You are Pastor Corey.... this man knew that ny instinct I do suppose.....
Will Dockery
2019-10-12 22:20:50 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
Okay. If you say so.
Poetry commentary doesn't seem to be your strong suit.
Will Dockery
2019-10-12 22:27:57 UTC
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Okay. If you say so, I have no argument.
Not that you never have valuable comments, they are just rare.
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-12 22:29:01 UTC
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LOL. Whatever, dude.
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-13 10:47:28 UTC
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Okay, so keeping in mind what you appear to consider "valuable comments"
relative to the comments I usually make about grammar, syntax and sentence
structure, I take that to mean you think I don't compliment you, or your poems
enough, or as often as you think I should. I'm sorry. I think it is good that you
write, because I think the writing process is good for you generally, personally,
whether or not I or anyone else, thinks you write well. Keep reading and writing.
Bodeen
2019-10-16 00:32:26 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
What you posted doesn't qualify as a comment on the poem.
Absurd.... a comment is a comment.....
G***@none.i2p
2019-10-13 15:14:30 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Sat, 12 October 2019 10:52
Post by Hieronymous Corey
I'd love to lift you up,
as I am strong enough in body
to be of such assistance
when you're through on the potty.
So tell me when you're through,
and I will do as I have promised.
Now, rise. Don't be surprised.
You have just been Dylan Thomased.
Is that a Paul Simon reference at the end....?
G***@none.i2p
2019-10-14 09:30:14 UTC
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Why not?
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-14 09:34:11 UTC
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"Why not?"?
Z***@none.i2p
2019-10-14 14:20:37 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Sat, 12 October 2019 10:52
Post by Hieronymous Corey
I'd love to lift you up,
as I am strong enough in body
to be of such assistance
when you're through on the potty.
So tell me when you're through,
and I will do as I have promised.
Now, rise. Don't be surprised.
You have just been Dylan Thomased.
this is still one of your better poems I have read Pastor Corey.....
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-14 14:49:44 UTC
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"this is still one of your better poems I have read Pastor Corey....."?
Z***@none.i2p
2019-10-14 15:00:18 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Mon, 14 October 2019 14:49
Post by Hieronymous Corey
"this is still one of your better poems I have read Pastor Corey....."?
This one............

I'd love to lift you up,
as I am strong enough in body
to be of such assistance
when you're through on the potty.

So tell me when you're through,
and I will do as I have promised.
Now, rise. Don't be surprised.
You have just been Dylan Thomased.



A Simple Desultory Philippic
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-14 15:21:25 UTC
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"A Simple Desultory Philippic"?
Z***@none.i2p
2019-10-14 15:29:33 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Mon, 14 October 2019 15:21
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"A Simple Desultory Philippic"?
You never heard that song...?
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-14 15:32:30 UTC
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"song...?"?
Z***@none.i2p
2019-10-14 15:37:54 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Mon, 14 October 2019 15:32
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"song...?"?
http://youtu.be/68cNng4ihLM

A Simple Desultory Philippic by Paul Simon
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-14 15:40:04 UTC
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"Paul Simon"?
Z***@none.i2p
2019-10-14 15:44:06 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Sat, 12 October 2019 10:52
Post by Hieronymous Corey
I'd love to lift you up,
Dylan Thomased.
..?
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-14 15:49:26 UTC
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Question?
Z***@none.i2p
2019-10-14 15:52:53 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Mon, 14 October 2019 15:49
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Question?
A few......
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-14 18:42:28 UTC
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"A few...... "?
Z***@none.i2p
2019-10-15 03:28:07 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Mon, 14 October 2019 18:42
Post by Hieronymous Corey
"A few...... "?
Several....
W***@none.i2p
2019-10-21 22:59:54 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Mon, 14 October 2019 15:49
Post by Hieronymous Corey
Question?
I don't have any.

:)
General Zod
2019-10-15 07:37:46 UTC
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Simon and Garfunkel
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
A Simple Desultory Philippic (Or How I Was Robert McNamara'd Into Submission)

https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/7379/
W***@none.i2p
2019-10-21 22:28:40 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Sat, 12 October 2019 10:52
Post by Hieronymous Corey
I'd love to lift you up,
as I am strong enough in body
to be of such assistance
when you're through on the potty.
So tell me when you're through,
and I will do as I have promised.
Now, rise. Don't be surprised.
You have just been Dylan Thomased.
One of your poems that just never gets rolling, Corey.
General Zod
2019-10-21 22:36:09 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Sat, 12 October 2019 10:52
Post by Hieronymous Corey
I'd love to lift you up,
as I am strong enough in body
to be of such assistance
when you're through on the potty.
So tell me when you're through,
and I will do as I have promised.
Now, rise. Don't be surprised.
You have just been Dylan Thomased.
One of your poems that just never gets rolling, Corey.
Not bad for a minor poem............
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-21 22:37:15 UTC
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No, it never gets rolling. It just sits there.
General Zod
2019-10-21 22:38:06 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
No, it never gets rolling. It just sits there.
It isn't very strong as poetry or writing of any kind..............
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-21 22:43:15 UTC
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It sure was fun to do though. I really enjoyed making it.
General Zod
2019-10-21 22:44:36 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
It sure was fun to do though. I really enjoyed making it.
As a minor joke it sufficed............
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-21 22:47:48 UTC
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Okay. If that's all you take away, that's great.
General Zod
2019-10-21 22:49:07 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
Okay. If that's all you take away, that's great.
Don't blame the reader for your lack of communication skills......
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-21 22:52:07 UTC
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Blame? LOL. I'm congratulating you for getting something out of it.
G***@none.i2p
2019-10-21 22:55:38 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
Blame? LOL. I'm congratulating you for getting something out of it.
It was a close cal, with the lack of content in the poem.....
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-21 23:00:46 UTC
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Like I said, it was fun to do. I enjoyed making it.
So if all you take away is a bit of the fun and joy
I put into making it it, then great. If not, oh well.
If you think it's just a 'minor joke', then at least
you had a little fun with it on some level. I'm glad.
Will Dockery
2019-10-21 23:03:56 UTC
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On that level the poem works, then.

;)
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-21 23:11:34 UTC
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Have you ever had to help an old person get up off the toilet?
It is not easy in the best of circumstances. Have you ever had
to help a disabled fat old person of the opposite sex get up off
the toilet in the handicap stall of a busy public restroom? That
is the experience that inspired this little poem. That's the joke.
Bodeen
2019-10-21 23:27:40 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
Have you ever had to help an old person get up off the toilet?
It is not easy in the best of circumstances. Have you ever had
to help a disabled fat old person of the opposite sex get up off
the toilet in the handicap stall of a busy public restroom? That
is the experience that inspired this little poem. That's the joke.
Yes I have had that experience.....

I cleaned bedpans at an old folks home job I had many years ago....

I had to jump the fence to escap all that crap...…….
Bodeen
2019-10-21 23:29:14 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
Have you ever had to help an old person get up off the toilet?
It is not easy in the best of circumstances. Have you ever had
to help a disabled fat old person of the opposite sex get up off
the toilet in the handicap stall of a busy public restroom? That
is the experience that inspired this little poem. That's the joke.
What's a toilet? I have to wipe Doc's as after takes a shit in back of his shed since he is too fat to reach. That's enough for me.
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-21 23:33:29 UTC
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Into the Pew is obviously a play on words.
Some are called to the pulpit. Some are
called when it's time to wipe and flush.
We all answer the call in our own way.
Zod The Mighty
2019-10-21 23:41:20 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
Into the Pew is obviously a play on words.
Of course it is....

We knew that....
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-22 00:29:43 UTC
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Don't forget to wash your hands.
Will Dockery
2019-10-21 23:16:20 UTC
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Yes, we all got your joke.
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-21 23:20:00 UTC
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Yes, I'm sure you got the joke. I just don't
get the sense that you get the humor in it.
Will Dockery
2019-10-21 23:23:52 UTC
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True, I don't go in for your lowbrow humor that much.

;)
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-21 23:26:55 UTC
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I must understand the term 'lowbrow' differently than you do.
Will Dockery
2019-10-22 07:13:06 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
I must understand the term 'lowbrow' differently than you do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low_culture

"Lowbrow culture can be formulaic, employing trope conventions, stock characters and character archetypes in a manner that can be perceived as more simplistic, crude, emotive, unbalanced, or blunt..."
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-22 08:50:10 UTC
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LOL. Why misquote Wikipedia?
Will Dockery
2019-10-22 08:58:34 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
LOL. Why misquote Wikipedia?
Try this, then:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lowbrow

Lowbrow may refer to:

Lowbrow, relating to, or suitable for a person with little taste or intellectual interest.

Low culture, a derogatory term for some forms of popular culture.
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-22 09:01:40 UTC
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I get that you were trying to be derogatory, but why
intentionally misquote an article to make your point?
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-22 09:18:23 UTC
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You are certainly entitled to your own opinion of me and my
writing, but falsifying quoted material doesn't make your point.
Will Dockery
2019-10-22 09:28:56 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
You are certainly entitled to your own opinion of me and my
writing, but falsifying quoted material
I combined the two terms, which mean the same thing.
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-22 09:34:11 UTC
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You combined two terms that mean the same thing to you,
and inserted them into a quotation from a published article,
changing the quote from what it actually says into what you
want it to say. If that's not misquoting, I don't know what is.
Z***@none.i2p
2019-10-22 09:38:33 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Tue, 22 October 2019 09:34
Post by Hieronymous Corey
You combined two terms that mean the same thing
That seems correct..................
Will Dockery
2019-10-22 09:40:24 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
changing the quote
into what you
want it to say
No, lowbrow is low culture, nothing needs to be changed.
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-22 09:41:46 UTC
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FYI & FWIW, that's dishonest too.
Z***@none.i2p
2019-10-22 09:47:07 UTC
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No, it seems to be Doc's honest opinion that your poetry is of a lowbrow quality.............
Will Dockery
2019-10-22 09:49:05 UTC
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Post by Z***@none.i2p
No, it seems to be Doc's honest opinion that your poetry is of a lowbrow quality.............
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

;)
Will Dockery
2019-10-22 00:44:46 UTC
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Troll much, Corey?

;)
G***@none.i2p
2019-10-22 01:19:14 UTC
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After washing the bedpans of course....
Will Dockery
2019-10-22 09:18:12 UTC
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I didn't misquote it because the two terms mean the same thing.
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-22 09:26:16 UTC
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You intentionally misquoted the article, plain and simple.
Will Dockery
2019-10-22 09:34:18 UTC
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No, I fine tuned the quote to make my point.
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-22 09:37:19 UTC
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FYI & FWIW, that's dishonest.
Will Dockery
2019-10-22 09:45:31 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
FYI & FWIW, that's dishonest.
Not in the slightest.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lowbrow

Lowbrow
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Lowbrow may refer to:

Lowbrow, relating to, or suitable for a person with little taste or intellectual interest

Low culture, a derogatory term for some forms of popular culture
Hieronymous Corey
2019-10-22 09:58:34 UTC
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The sentiment is genuine. I totally get what you mean to say.
That's the important thing. To change a word in the quotation
is to misquote. Misquoting the article in order to say that you
think my humor is lowbrow was dishonest, and unnecessary.
Your opinion isn't supported by misquoting a Wikipedia article.
Will Dockery
2019-10-22 10:07:21 UTC
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Post by Hieronymous Corey
The sentiment is genuine. I totally get what you mean to say.
That's the important thing.
That's good right there, Corey... there's no reason to carry on about it, I just see quite a bit of your poetry to be of a lowbrow humor that doesn't appeal to me.

That's all... we can let this rest now.

;)
Z***@none.i2p
2019-10-22 10:08:35 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Tue, 22 October 2019 09:58
Post by Hieronymous Corey
The sentiment is genuine
It nailed it, as some might say.
ME
2019-10-22 10:09:50 UTC
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Post by Will Dockery
Post by Hieronymous Corey
FYI & FWIW, that's dishonest.
Not in the slightest.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lowbrow
Lowbrow
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Lowbrow, relating to, or suitable for a person with little taste or intellectual interest
Low culture, a derogatory term for some forms of popular culture
Lowbrow

noun
a person who is uninterested, uninvolved, or uneducated in intellectual activities or pursuits.

You fit the bill for lowbrow, pissbum.
The word seems to have been made just for you.

Z***@none.i2p
2019-10-22 09:32:30 UTC
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Will Dockery wrote on Tue, 22 October 2019 09:18
Post by Will Dockery
I didn't misquote it because the two terms mean the same thing.
And it is nothing for Pastor Corey to be ashamed of......

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lowbrow_(art_movement)

************Lowbrow art often has a sense of humor sometimes the humor is gleeful, sometimes impish, and sometimes it is a sarcastic comment***********
Z***@none.i2p
2019-10-22 09:26:55 UTC
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He didn't falsify, he just says your poetry deals with low class subjects, such as farting and blasphemy......
Z***@none.i2p
2019-10-22 09:36:37 UTC
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Lowbrow is low culture.........

It is the same thing, and I of all people should know......
Z***@none.i2p
2019-10-22 09:53:02 UTC
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Hieronymous Corey wrote on Sat, 12 October 2019 10:52
Post by Hieronymous Corey
I'd love to lift you up,
as I am strong enough in body
to be of such assistance
when you're through on the potty.
So tell me when you're through,
and I will do as I have promised.
Now, rise. Don't be surprised.
You have just been Dylan Thomased.
Yes, that is quite Lowbrow.......

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lowbrow_(art_movement)

*****************Lowbrow art often has a sense of humor sometimes the humor is gleeful, sometimes impish, and sometimes it is a sarcastic comment***********************
Z***@none.i2p
2019-10-22 10:04:57 UTC
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https://www.poetrysoup.com/dictionary/lowbrow

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[n] a person who is uninterested in intellectual pursuits
[adj] characteristic of a person who is not cultivated or does not have intellectual tastes; "lowbrow tastes"


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Sure does fit your poem, Pastor Corey......

No offense intended..............
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