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Chris McMillan
2019-11-04 15:39:43 UTC
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He’s not going to do it, Lily

Sincerely Chris
J. P. Gilliver (John)
2019-11-04 15:55:35 UTC
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Post by Chris McMillan
He’s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No, it doesn't look like he is.

I can see it being very nasty getting him to move out, if she ever
decides she's had enough of him - which I think might be soon. Looking
after Lizzie, and helping with her recovery, leading to involvement in
running LL, seems to have rekindled Lily's interest in Life Outside Russ
(which I'm sure we're all happy about).
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J. P. Gilliver. UMRA: 1960/<1985 MB++G()AL-IS-Ch++(p)***@T+H+Sh0!:`)DNAf

Apologies to [those] who may have been harmed by the scientific inaccuracies
in this post. - Roger Tilbury in UMRA, 2018-3-14
Mike
2019-11-04 16:27:08 UTC
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Post by J. P. Gilliver (John)
Post by Chris McMillan
He’s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No, it doesn't look like he is.
I can see it being very nasty getting him to move out, if she ever
decides she's had enough of him - which I think might be soon. Looking
after Lizzie, and helping with her recovery, leading to involvement in
running LL, seems to have rekindled Lily's interest in Life Outside Russ
(which I'm sure we're all happy about).
Here we go again then;

Get on the bus Russ...
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Toodle Pip
Mike
2019-11-04 16:32:32 UTC
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Post by Mike
Post by J. P. Gilliver (John)
Post by Chris McMillan
He’s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No, it doesn't look like he is.
I can see it being very nasty getting him to move out, if she ever
decides she's had enough of him - which I think might be soon. Looking
after Lizzie, and helping with her recovery, leading to involvement in
running LL, seems to have rekindled Lily's interest in Life Outside Russ
(which I'm sure we're all happy about).
Here we go again then;
Get on the bus Russ...
Leave Lower Loxley, Foxy.
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Toodle Pip
Vicky Ayech
2019-11-04 18:44:41 UTC
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Post by Mike
Post by Mike
Post by J. P. Gilliver (John)
He’s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No, it doesn't look like he is.
I can see it being very nasty getting him to move out, if she ever
decides she's had enough of him - which I think might be soon. Looking
after Lizzie, and helping with her recovery, leading to involvement in
running LL, seems to have rekindled Lily's interest in Life Outside Russ
(which I'm sure we're all happy about).
Here we go again then;
Get on the bus Russ...
Leave Lower Loxley, Foxy.
Don't be so silly, Lily
Mike
2019-11-04 19:01:32 UTC
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Post by Vicky Ayech
Post by Mike
Post by Mike
Post by J. P. Gilliver (John)
He’s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No, it doesn't look like he is.
I can see it being very nasty getting him to move out, if she ever
decides she's had enough of him - which I think might be soon. Looking
after Lizzie, and helping with her recovery, leading to involvement in
running LL, seems to have rekindled Lily's interest in Life Outside Russ
(which I'm sure we're all happy about).
Here we go again then;
Get on the bus Russ...
Leave Lower Loxley, Foxy.
Don't be so silly, Lily
I’m calling in your loans, Jones
--
Toodle Pip
Vicky Ayech
2019-11-04 17:06:22 UTC
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On Mon, 04 Nov 2019 15:39:43 GMT, Chris McMillan
He’s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No. People have suggested he will move on to Elizabeth but I really
hope not. If Lily tells him to get out what do we think the situation
would be about his job and accommodation? Is he likely to have a
formal contract or can they just say he was her bf and isn't now and
must go?
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Lily is about to meet the wife. It seems she will get a surprise so I
hope that means wife tells Lily lots of Bad Things that make Lily
realise she has been sick of RUss for ages.
Clive Arthur
2019-11-04 17:15:45 UTC
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Post by Vicky Ayech
On Mon, 04 Nov 2019 15:39:43 GMT, Chris McMillan
Post by Chris McMillan
He’s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No. People have suggested he will move on to Elizabeth but I really
hope not. If Lily tells him to get out what do we think the situation
would be about his job and accommodation? Is he likely to have a
formal contract or can they just say he was her bf and isn't now and
must go?
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Lily is about to meet the wife. It seems she will get a surprise so I
hope that means wife tells Lily lots of Bad Things that make Lily
realise she has been sick of RUss for ages.
Either he's been divorced for ages, or it's him holding things up.

Cheers
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Clive
Mike
2019-11-04 17:29:06 UTC
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Post by Clive Arthur
Post by Vicky Ayech
On Mon, 04 Nov 2019 15:39:43 GMT, Chris McMillan
Post by Chris McMillan
He’s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No. People have suggested he will move on to Elizabeth but I really
hope not. If Lily tells him to get out what do we think the situation
would be about his job and accommodation? Is he likely to have a
formal contract or can they just say he was her bf and isn't now and
must go?
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Lily is about to meet the wife. It seems she will get a surprise so I
hope that means wife tells Lily lots of Bad Things that make Lily
realise she has been sick of RUss for ages.
Either he's been divorced for ages, or it's him holding things up.
Cheers
I don’t think he is d-i-v-o-r-c-e-d already as he was very cagey about the
whole matter and seemed to be ‘glossing over’ the whole matter; a long time
back, he tried to tell Lily it was all going through when it was obvious to
anyrat and their dog(s) that no such thing was happening.
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Toodle Pip
Serena Blanchflower
2019-11-04 19:41:45 UTC
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Post by Clive Arthur
Post by Vicky Ayech
On Mon, 04 Nov 2019 15:39:43 GMT, Chris McMillan
Post by Chris McMillan
He’s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No. People have suggested he will move on to Elizabeth but I really
hope not. If Lily tells him to get out what do we think the situation
would be about his job and accommodation? Is he likely to have a
formal contract or can they just say he was her bf and isn't now and
must go?
s
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Lily is about to meet the wife.  It seems she will get a surprise so I
hope that means wife tells Lily lots of Bad Things that make Lily
realise she has been sick of RUss for ages.
Either he's been divorced for ages, or it's him holding things up.
Or Lara has always been a figment of his imagination, designed to
prevent any of his girlfriends from expecting any commitment from him.

I wonder who it was that Lily spoke to this evening. Russ's mother,
maybe, or someone who rented the house after he left, perhaps.
--
Best wishes, Serena
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Penny
2019-11-05 09:29:00 UTC
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On Mon, 4 Nov 2019 19:41:45 +0000, Serena Blanchflower
Post by Serena Blanchflower
Post by Clive Arthur
Post by Vicky Ayech
On Mon, 04 Nov 2019 15:39:43 GMT, Chris McMillan
Post by Chris McMillan
He’s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No. People have suggested he will move on to Elizabeth but I really
hope not. If Lily tells him to get out what do we think the situation
would be about his job and accommodation? Is he likely to have a
formal contract or can they just say he was her bf and isn't now and
must go?
s
p
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l
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Lily is about to meet the wife.  It seems she will get a surprise so I
hope that means wife tells Lily lots of Bad Things that make Lily
realise she has been sick of RUss for ages.
Either he's been divorced for ages, or it's him holding things up.
Or Lara has always been a figment of his imagination, designed to
prevent any of his girlfriends from expecting any commitment from him.
I wonder who it was that Lily spoke to this evening. Russ's mother,
maybe, or someone who rented the house after he left, perhaps.
From F&L's reaction to the sight of her, she is either very young, possibly
with more than one child, or very old. Or maybe she doesn't exist as
described at all and Mrs Jones is his mother.
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Penny
Annoyed by The Archers since 1959
BrritSki
2019-11-05 10:16:15 UTC
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Post by Penny
On Mon, 4 Nov 2019 19:41:45 +0000, Serena Blanchflower
Post by Serena Blanchflower
Post by Clive Arthur
Post by Vicky Ayech
On Mon, 04 Nov 2019 15:39:43 GMT, Chris McMillan
Post by Chris McMillan
He’s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No. People have suggested he will move on to Elizabeth but I really
hope not. If Lily tells him to get out what do we think the situation
would be about his job and accommodation? Is he likely to have a
formal contract or can they just say he was her bf and isn't now and
must go?
s
p
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l
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v
v
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v
Lily is about to meet the wife.  It seems she will get a surprise so I
hope that means wife tells Lily lots of Bad Things that make Lily
realise she has been sick of RUss for ages.
Either he's been divorced for ages, or it's him holding things up.
Or Lara has always been a figment of his imagination, designed to
prevent any of his girlfriends from expecting any commitment from him.
I wonder who it was that Lily spoke to this evening. Russ's mother,
maybe, or someone who rented the house after he left, perhaps.
From F&L's reaction to the sight of her, she is either very young, possibly
with more than one child, or very old. Or maybe she doesn't exist as
described at all and Mrs Jones is his mother.
Or she was pregnant. OP
Vicky Ayech
2019-11-05 11:03:45 UTC
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Post by Penny
On Mon, 4 Nov 2019 19:41:45 +0000, Serena Blanchflower
Post by Serena Blanchflower
Post by Clive Arthur
Post by Vicky Ayech
On Mon, 04 Nov 2019 15:39:43 GMT, Chris McMillan
He’s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No. People have suggested he will move on to Elizabeth but I really
hope not. If Lily tells him to get out what do we think the situation
would be about his job and accommodation? Is he likely to have a
formal contract or can they just say he was her bf and isn't now and
must go?
s
p
o
i
l
e
r
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
Lily is about to meet the wife.  It seems she will get a surprise so I
hope that means wife tells Lily lots of Bad Things that make Lily
realise she has been sick of RUss for ages.
Either he's been divorced for ages, or it's him holding things up.
Or Lara has always been a figment of his imagination, designed to
prevent any of his girlfriends from expecting any commitment from him.
I wonder who it was that Lily spoke to this evening. Russ's mother,
maybe, or someone who rented the house after he left, perhaps.
From F&L's reaction to the sight of her, she is either very young, possibly
with more than one child, or very old. Or maybe she doesn't exist as
described at all and Mrs Jones is his mother.
Or some other visual clue. Wheelchair, white cane?
Mike
2019-11-05 14:15:42 UTC
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Post by Vicky Ayech
Post by Penny
On Mon, 4 Nov 2019 19:41:45 +0000, Serena Blanchflower
Post by Serena Blanchflower
Post by Clive Arthur
Post by Vicky Ayech
On Mon, 04 Nov 2019 15:39:43 GMT, Chris McMillan
He’s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No. People have suggested he will move on to Elizabeth but I really
hope not. If Lily tells him to get out what do we think the situation
would be about his job and accommodation? Is he likely to have a
formal contract or can they just say he was her bf and isn't now and
must go?
s
p
o
i
l
e
r
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
Lily is about to meet the wife.  It seems she will get a surprise so I
hope that means wife tells Lily lots of Bad Things that make Lily
realise she has been sick of RUss for ages.
Either he's been divorced for ages, or it's him holding things up.
Or Lara has always been a figment of his imagination, designed to
prevent any of his girlfriends from expecting any commitment from him.
I wonder who it was that Lily spoke to this evening. Russ's mother,
maybe, or someone who rented the house after he left, perhaps.
From F&L's reaction to the sight of her, she is either very young, possibly
with more than one child, or very old. Or maybe she doesn't exist as
described at all and Mrs Jones is his mother.
Or some other visual clue. Wheelchair, white cane?
From the Frillie’s reaction to seeing ‘that woman’, it is Russ’s mother.
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Toodle Pip
John Ashby
2019-11-05 19:07:58 UTC
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Post by Mike
Post by Vicky Ayech
Post by Penny
On Mon, 4 Nov 2019 19:41:45 +0000, Serena Blanchflower
Post by Serena Blanchflower
Post by Clive Arthur
Post by Vicky Ayech
On Mon, 04 Nov 2019 15:39:43 GMT, Chris McMillan
He’s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No. People have suggested he will move on to Elizabeth but I really
hope not. If Lily tells him to get out what do we think the situation
would be about his job and accommodation? Is he likely to have a
formal contract or can they just say he was her bf and isn't now and
must go?
s
p
o
i
l
e
r
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
Lily is about to meet the wife.  It seems she will get a surprise so I
hope that means wife tells Lily lots of Bad Things that make Lily
realise she has been sick of RUss for ages.
Either he's been divorced for ages, or it's him holding things up.
Or Lara has always been a figment of his imagination, designed to
prevent any of his girlfriends from expecting any commitment from him.
I wonder who it was that Lily spoke to this evening. Russ's mother,
maybe, or someone who rented the house after he left, perhaps.
From F&L's reaction to the sight of her, she is either very young, possibly
with more than one child, or very old. Or maybe she doesn't exist as
described at all and Mrs Jones is his mother.
Or some other visual clue. Wheelchair, white cane?
From the Frillie’s reaction to seeing ‘that woman’, it is Russ’s mother.
Thinking about it this afternoon if it was a 65ish year old womangetting
off the bus it's not likely that Lily would have thought it possible she
was Lara. (Not impossible, but...) My money's on it being a 24 year old,
the previous Lily, fourth or fifth in a line of eighteen year olds Russ
charms then drops as they age,

johon
Vicky Ayech
2019-11-05 22:11:09 UTC
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Post by John Ashby
Post by Vicky Ayech
Post by Penny
On Mon, 4 Nov 2019 19:41:45 +0000, Serena Blanchflower
Post by Serena Blanchflower
Post by Clive Arthur
Post by Vicky Ayech
On Mon, 04 Nov 2019 15:39:43 GMT, Chris McMillan
He?s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No. People have suggested he will move on to Elizabeth but I really
hope not. If Lily tells him to get out what do we think the situation
would be about his job and accommodation? Is he likely to have a
formal contract or can they just say he was her bf and isn't now and
must go?
s
p
o
i
l
e
r
v
v
v
v
v
v
v
Lily is about to meet the wife.  It seems she will get a surprise so I
hope that means wife tells Lily lots of Bad Things that make Lily
realise she has been sick of RUss for ages.
Either he's been divorced for ages, or it's him holding things up.
Or Lara has always been a figment of his imagination, designed to
prevent any of his girlfriends from expecting any commitment from him.
I wonder who it was that Lily spoke to this evening. Russ's mother,
maybe, or someone who rented the house after he left, perhaps.
From F&L's reaction to the sight of her, she is either very young, possibly
with more than one child, or very old. Or maybe she doesn't exist as
described at all and Mrs Jones is his mother.
Or some other visual clue. Wheelchair, white cane?
From the Frillie’s reaction to seeing ‘that woman’, it is Russ’s mother.
Thinking about it this afternoon if it was a 65ish year old womangetting
off the bus it's not likely that Lily would have thought it possible she
was Lara. (Not impossible, but...) My money's on it being a 24 year old,
the previous Lily, fourth or fifth in a line of eighteen year olds Russ
charms then drops as they age,
johon
Bingo!
I wonder if she is comparing Johnny to Russ. I did hope they'd get
together but I think that is out now as he loves Umbrella. I think
Johnny is the forever sort?

I hope they both survive the cure.

It is good news about Helen. A new male visitor to Ambridge is
promising, except I am remembering how Tom mixed business with romance
and it all went wrong.
carolet
2019-11-06 11:02:32 UTC
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Post by Vicky Ayech
Post by Penny
On Mon, 4 Nov 2019 19:41:45 +0000, Serena Blanchflower
Post by Vicky Ayech
On Mon, 04 Nov 2019 15:39:43 GMT, Chris McMillan
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I wonder if she is comparing Johnny to Russ. I did hope they'd get
together but I think that is out now as he loves Umbrella. I think
Johnny is the forever sort?
Um ... Bella
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CaroleT
carolet
2019-11-04 21:44:00 UTC
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Post by Vicky Ayech
On Mon, 04 Nov 2019 15:39:43 GMT, Chris McMillan
Post by Chris McMillan
He’s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No. People have suggested he will move on to Elizabeth but I really
hope not. If Lily tells him to get out what do we think the situation
would be about his job and accommodation? Is he likely to have a
formal contract or can they just say he was her bf and isn't now and
must go?
I'm not sure where he lives at the moment. I believe that he moved out
of Lower Loxley some time back, about the time he took over the gallery.
Is there a flat there? Did he move into that?
Post by Vicky Ayech
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Lily is about to meet the wife. It seems she will get a surprise so I
hope that means wife tells Lily lots of Bad Things that make Lily
realise she has been sick of RUss for ages.
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CaroleT
krw
2019-11-04 21:47:49 UTC
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Post by carolet
I'm not sure where he lives at the moment. I believe that he moved out
of Lower Loxley some time back, about the time he took over the gallery.
Is there a flat there? Did he move into that?
Russ lives at LoLo with Lily.
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Kosmo Richard W
www.travelswmw.whitnet.uk
https://tinyurl.com/KRWpics
Mike
2019-11-05 08:48:31 UTC
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Post by krw
Post by carolet
I'm not sure where he lives at the moment. I believe that he moved out
of Lower Loxley some time back, about the time he took over the gallery.
Is there a flat there? Did he move into that?
Russ lives at LoLo with Lily.
Then perhaps it is time he RoRo’d! (Rolled off and Rolled out).
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Toodle Pip
Serena Blanchflower
2019-11-04 22:02:31 UTC
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Post by carolet
Post by Vicky Ayech
On Mon, 04 Nov 2019 15:39:43 GMT, Chris McMillan
Post by Chris McMillan
He’s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No. People have suggested he will move on to Elizabeth but I really
hope not. If Lily tells him to get out what do we think the situation
would be about his job and accommodation? Is he likely to have a
formal contract or can they just say he was her bf and isn't now and
must go?
I'm not sure where he lives at the moment. I believe that he moved out
of Lower Loxley some time back, about the time he took over the gallery.
Is there a flat there? Did he move into that?
I think he and Lily are living in the flat (over the gallery?) which was
made for Julia and Lewis. I don't know where Lewis went though.
--
Best wishes, Serena
In baiting a mouse trap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse. (Saki)
BrritSki
2019-11-05 09:15:07 UTC
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Post by Serena Blanchflower
I think he and Lily are living in the flat (over the gallery?) which was
made for Julia and Lewis.  I don't know where Lewis went though.
SWs: "Lewis ? Who is Lewis ?" :(
Chris McMillan
2019-11-05 15:42:46 UTC
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Post by Serena Blanchflower
Post by carolet
Post by Vicky Ayech
On Mon, 04 Nov 2019 15:39:43 GMT, Chris McMillan
Post by Chris McMillan
He’s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No. People have suggested he will move on to Elizabeth but I really
hope not. If Lily tells him to get out what do we think the situation
would be about his job and accommodation? Is he likely to have a
formal contract or can they just say he was her bf and isn't now and
must go?
I'm not sure where he lives at the moment. I believe that he moved out
of Lower Loxley some time back, about the time he took over the gallery.
Is there a flat there? Did he move into that?
I think he and Lily are living in the flat (over the gallery?) which was
made for Julia and Lewis. I don't know where Lewis went though.
Neither it seems does anyone else .......

He must have been ‘dumped’ silently in the big shake up but we weren’t
told.

Sincerely Chris
Serena Blanchflower
2019-11-05 15:53:13 UTC
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Post by Chris McMillan
Post by Serena Blanchflower
Post by carolet
Post by Vicky Ayech
On Mon, 04 Nov 2019 15:39:43 GMT, Chris McMillan
Post by Chris McMillan
He’s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No. People have suggested he will move on to Elizabeth but I really
hope not. If Lily tells him to get out what do we think the situation
would be about his job and accommodation? Is he likely to have a
formal contract or can they just say he was her bf and isn't now and
must go?
I'm not sure where he lives at the moment. I believe that he moved out
of Lower Loxley some time back, about the time he took over the gallery.
Is there a flat there? Did he move into that?
I think he and Lily are living in the flat (over the gallery?) which was
made for Julia and Lewis. I don't know where Lewis went though.
Neither it seems does anyone else .......
He must have been ‘dumped’ silently in the big shake up but we weren’t
told.
He was mentioned, when Russ took over the gallery. Initially it was
suggested that he might appreciate some help with it, as it was thought
to be becoming a bit too much for him. Russ then came in and took it
over, completely changing its style but I don't think we were told what
Lewis did instead or where he went.
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Best wishes, Serena
United States Air Force Academy, in Colorado
krw
2019-11-05 18:48:47 UTC
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He was mentioned, when Russ took over the gallery.  Initially it was
suggested that he might appreciate some help with it, as it was thought
to be becoming a bit too much for him.  Russ then came in and took it
over, completely changing its style but I don't think we were told what
Lewis did instead or where he went.
Lizzie reported that Lewis had felt that he should give it up but had
not wanted to make Lizzie's life more difficult and was glad to pass it on.

Keri on twitter said something along the lines that Lewis lives at LL
very quietly.
--
Kosmo Richard W
www.travelswmw.whitnet.uk
https://tinyurl.com/KRWpics
Chris McMillan
2019-11-05 19:02:48 UTC
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Post by krw
He was mentioned, when Russ took over the gallery.  Initially it was
suggested that he might appreciate some help with it, as it was thought
to be becoming a bit too much for him.  Russ then came in and took it
over, completely changing its style but I don't think we were told what
Lewis did instead or where he went.
Lizzie reported that Lewis had felt that he should give it up but had
not wanted to make Lizzie's life more difficult and was glad to pass it on.
Keri on twitter said something along the lines that Lewis lives at LL
very quietly.
Which means very little if you ask me (which you didn’t).

Sincerely Chris
Sam Plusnet
2019-11-04 22:52:42 UTC
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Post by Vicky Ayech
On Mon, 04 Nov 2019 15:39:43 GMT, Chris McMillan
Post by Chris McMillan
He’s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No. People have suggested he will move on to Elizabeth but I really
hope not. If Lily tells him to get out what do we think the situation
would be about his job and accommodation? Is he likely to have a
formal contract or can they just say he was her bf and isn't now and
must go?
s
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Lily is about to meet the wife. It seems she will get a surprise so I
hope that means wife tells Lily lots of Bad Things that make Lily
realise she has been sick of RUss for ages.
The wife will tell Lily lots of bad things about him.
The listeners will all believe her.
Lily will reject it all as the output of a woman scored.

Lots & lots more anguish & wither-wringing for ages & ages to come.
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Sam Plusnet
Vicky Ayech
2019-11-04 23:03:52 UTC
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Post by Vicky Ayech
On Mon, 04 Nov 2019 15:39:43 GMT, Chris McMillan
He’s not going to do it, Lily
Sincerely Chris
No. People have suggested he will move on to Elizabeth but I really
hope not. If Lily tells him to get out what do we think the situation
would be about his job and accommodation? Is he likely to have a
formal contract or can they just say he was her bf and isn't now and
must go?
s
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o
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l
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r
v
v
v
v
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Lily is about to meet the wife. It seems she will get a surprise so I
hope that means wife tells Lily lots of Bad Things that make Lily
realise she has been sick of RUss for ages.
The wife will tell Lily lots of bad things about him.
The listeners will all believe her.
Lily will reject it all as the output of a woman scored.
Lots & lots more anguish & wither-wringing for ages & ages to come.
Like Helen rejected what Umbrella told her about Rob? WQe don't
recycle do we>?
Sid Nuncius
2019-11-05 06:02:34 UTC
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The wife will tell Lily lots of bad things about him.
The listeners will all believe her.
Lily will reject it all
as the output of a woman scored.
Lots & lots more anguish & wither-wringing for ages & ages to come.
That is a top-quality Rubbish Limerick, even including a clever operatic
reference. "A woman scored" - I like it!

Well played, that umrat!
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J. P. Gilliver (John)
2019-11-05 08:49:15 UTC
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Post by Sam Plusnet
The wife will tell Lily lots of bad things about him.
The listeners will all believe her.
Lily will reject it all as the output of a woman scored.
Lots & lots more anguish & wither-wringing for ages & ages to come.
That is a top-quality Rubbish Limerick, even including a clever
operatic reference. "A woman scored" - I like it!
Well played, that umrat!
And there was me trying to work whether it was evidence of some pretty
nasty domestic violence, or evidence of her sporty lifestyle.
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J. P. Gilliver. UMRA: 1960/<1985 MB++G()AL-IS-Ch++(p)***@T+H+Sh0!:`)DNAf

what - recession? Up north? What we gonna have - more nowt?
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Sam Plusnet
2019-11-05 20:11:35 UTC
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Post by Sam Plusnet
The wife will tell Lily lots of bad things about him.
The listeners will all believe her.
Lily will reject it all as the output of a woman scored.
Lots & lots more anguish & wither-wringing for ages & ages to come.
That is a top-quality Rubbish Limerick, even including a clever operatic
reference.  "A woman scored" - I like it!
Well played, that umrat!
I should have lost marks for the "woman scored" bit.
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Sam Plusnet
steveski
2019-11-05 20:40:48 UTC
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Post by Sid Nuncius
Post by Sam Plusnet
The wife will tell Lily lots of bad things about him.
The listeners will all believe her.
Lily will reject it all as the output of a woman scored.
Lots & lots more anguish & wither-wringing for ages & ages to come.
That is a top-quality Rubbish Limerick, even including a clever
operatic reference.  "A woman scored" - I like it!
Well played, that umrat!
I should have lost marks for the "woman scored" bit.
Never refuse a plaudit, mate :-)
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Steveski
Mike
2019-11-06 08:14:27 UTC
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Post by Sam Plusnet
Post by Sid Nuncius
Post by Sam Plusnet
The wife will tell Lily lots of bad things about him.
The listeners will all believe her.
Lily will reject it all as the output of a woman scored.
Lots & lots more anguish & wither-wringing for ages & ages to come.
That is a top-quality Rubbish Limerick, even including a clever
operatic reference.  "A woman scored" - I like it!
Well played, that umrat!
I should have lost marks for the "woman scored" bit.
Never refuse a plaudit, mate :-)
Plaudits are extra Luv.
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Sid Nuncius
2019-11-06 06:32:08 UTC
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Post by Sid Nuncius
Post by Sam Plusnet
The wife will tell Lily lots of bad things about him.
The listeners will all believe her.
Lily will reject it all as the output of a woman scored.
Lots & lots more anguish & wither-wringing for ages & ages to come.
That is a top-quality Rubbish Limerick, even including a clever
operatic reference.  "A woman scored" - I like it!
Well played, that umrat!
I should have lost marks for the "woman scored" bit.
On the contrary - it was an excellent touch!
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