Now we can change the world! ✌️

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

This is my first meme that goes viral, not only because it's funny, but because it touched a nerve. The depressing corruption that plagues democracy can be fought effectively with a banana, and I know how wave it at the lovers, specially the kids, who simply want to play outdoors and ride a bike --and be protected from the food industry. And Christianity doesn't deliver any of that. In other words, we are reaching momentum to change the world.

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It's ironic that there's a web of lies around a couple of idiots falling for the temptation of the "forbidden fruit" causing the downfall of humanity, and now another fruit comes to the rescue. And it's not forbidden at all.

It sounds almost comical but half of humanity fell for this silly joke and it's been the cause of untold misery, depression and impotence. People loving the banana is almost divine justice. Anyway we got the best joke. People love it, kids love it. We can change the world. Yes, we can!

(IMPOTENCE IS A CLEVER WORD BECAUSE THEY ARE IMPOTENT TO CHANGE THE WORLD AND ARE SIMPLY WAITING FOR THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS. WE GOT BANANA POWER!)

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#GoBananaRevolution

THE JUNGLE
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/export?format=pdf

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

We agreed to disagree with religion and this is how happiness will be delivered.

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[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

Let me answer a few questions from the imaginary audience:

Do the Chinese have Banana Power?

Maybe yes. Freedom is meaningless in a "democratic" system if you are afraid to ride a bike and go to a park. In other words, Banana Power is making the elites aware of your needs and otherwise you won't lend them your support. If you decide the Chinese elite is a lion eating you, they need to get smarter and listen to you. We do have a solution for fake democracy to get in shape. Bring the kids into the voting process. They only know about riding bike and safe parks.

Oh yes, women will have banana power. Mother and child are one and the same. They would never compromise the well-being of the child unless they are Christian or something. And they are lovers too.

[Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher]

The #corrupt, the #manipulators, the #media won't like it. The #people, the #kids would love it. #GoBananaRevolution

https://imgflip.com/i/3e0uha

And the "manipulators" would include the Christians. Amen.