Discussion:
Lunar Coordinates of Monolith (TMA-1)?
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darinb
2012-01-25 00:14:31 UTC
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Hello all,

I'm not sure this list is still active--all I see is spam--but here
goes:

Has anyone been able to determine the coordinates of the Moon
monolith? I know it is in Tycho, of course, but Tycho is very large.
Can anything be gleamed from the ship's readouts or any of the other
data displays, especially on the high-res version of the film? Even a
rough coordinate would be an improvement.

Thanks,

--Darin
s_o_keefe
2012-01-25 01:45:43 UTC
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On Jan 24, 7:14 pm, darinb <***@darinboville.com> wrote:
<snip>
Post by darinb
Has anyone been able to determine the coordinates of the Moon
monolith? I know it is in Tycho, of course, but Tycho is very large.
<snip>

I think your best guess would be the survey photo handed to Heywood
Floyd in the Moonbus, which has a cross-mark near the crater ridge.
Tycho is miles deep, so the apparent horizon at the excavation point
would also indicate TMA-1 is near the ridge. The animated Moonbus
readouts are mostly abstract and don't seem to reveal actual values.
Perhaps you could compare a screen shot of the survey photo close-up
with a moon map to provide the actual co-ordinates you are looking
for?

Regards,

Steve
Don Stockbauer
2012-01-25 02:35:44 UTC
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<snip>> Has anyone been able to determine the coordinates of the Moon
Post by darinb
monolith? I know it is in Tycho, of course, but Tycho is very large.
<snip>
I think your best guess would be the survey photo handed to Heywood
Floyd in the Moonbus, which has a cross-mark near the crater ridge.
Tycho is miles deep, so the apparent horizon at the excavation point
would also indicate TMA-1 is near the ridge.  The animated Moonbus
readouts are mostly abstract and don't seem to reveal actual values.
Perhaps you could compare a screen shot of the survey photo close-up
with a moon map to provide the actual co-ordinates you are looking
for?
Regards,
Steve
Are you forgtteing that "2001" is a work of fiction? Especially the
part about XT's doing interstellar travelling instead of communicating.
Don Stockbauer
2012-01-25 12:28:42 UTC
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<snip>> Has anyone been able to determine the coordinates of the Moon
Post by darinb
monolith? I know it is in Tycho, of course, but Tycho is very large.
<snip>
I think your best guess would be the survey photo handed to Heywood
Floyd in the Moonbus, which has a cross-mark near the crater ridge.
Tycho is miles deep, so the apparent horizon at the excavation point
would also indicate TMA-1 is near the ridge.  The animated Moonbus
readouts are mostly abstract and don't seem to reveal actual values.
Perhaps you could compare a screen shot of the survey photo close-up
with a moon map to provide the actual co-ordinates you are looking
for?
Regards,
Steve
Are you forgtteing that "2001" is a work of fiction?  Especially the
part about XT's doing interstellar travelling instead of communicating.- Hide quoted text -
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cs/forgtteing/forgetting/
Don Stockbauer
2012-01-25 12:27:25 UTC
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<snip>> Has anyone been able to determine the coordinates of the Moon
Post by darinb
monolith? I know it is in Tycho, of course, but Tycho is very large.
<snip>
I think your best guess would be the survey photo handed to Heywood
Floyd in the Moonbus, which has a cross-mark near the crater ridge.
Tycho is miles deep, so the apparent horizon at the excavation point
would also indicate TMA-1 is near the ridge.  The animated Moonbus
readouts are mostly abstract and don't seem to reveal actual values.
Perhaps you could compare a screen shot of the survey photo close-up
with a moon map to provide the actual co-ordinates you are looking
for?
Regards,
Steve
Are you forgtteing that "2001" is a work of fiction?  Especially the
part about XT's doing interstellar travelling instead of communicating?
Once you get them you can zip on over there in your triphibian
atomicar, or else just set your Star Trek transporter coordinates to
them.
Don Stockbauer
2012-01-25 20:56:36 UTC
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Ii>
Post by Don Stockbauer
<snip>> Has anyone been able to determine the coordinates of the Moon
Post by darinb
monolith? I know it is in Tycho, of course, but Tycho is very large.
<snip>
Ii> > > I think your best guess would be the survey photo handed to
Heywood
Post by Don Stockbauer
Floyd in the Moonbus, which has a cross-mark near the crater ridge.
Tycho is miles deep, so the apparent horizon at the excavation point
would also indicate TMA-1 is near the ridge.  The animated Moonbus
readouts are mostly abstract and don't seem to reveal actual values.
Perhaps you could compare a screen shot of the survey photo close-up
with a moon map to provide the actual co-ordinates you are looking
for?
Regards,
Steve
Are you forgtteing that "2001" is a work of fiction?  Especially the
part about XT's doing interstellar travelling instead of communicating?
Once you get them you can zip on over there in your triphibian
atomicar, or else just set your Star Trek transporter coordinates to
them.
I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.
Don Stockbauer
2012-01-25 12:31:03 UTC
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Post by darinb
Hello all,
I'm not sure this list is still active--all I see is spam--but here
Good. Usenet might as well become totally useless, instead of just
mostly so.
MickeyMoop
2012-01-25 23:29:18 UTC
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We have humped your namen down to the Perfume River of herstory; go check ourselves out, g o c h e c k o'wtf the fine fella asks a legivegemite question about yer bloody monolith's coordinates and Our O'Keeferino comes in from the bullpen (ye had nuthin' to pistaschenio about "Fear and Desire," btf) and yu have to tie up valuable chadzwidth with "zip on over there?" Do you have any idea what would happen to our Groupe's future if we had more such refreshing questions from DARINB and T a b a s c o und Samwise the finney actor? Have u given a single, solitary George Washington Carter thought to Great Freddy's 300th birthday? Or usenetify that John Tyler, kaput since 1862, has two living grandsons? "Life, uh... finds a way" - Jeffrey Goldblum
Don Stockbauer
2012-01-26 05:17:43 UTC
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We have humped your namen down to the Perfume River of herstory; go check ourselves out, g o  c h e c k   o'wtf the fine fella asks a legivegemite question about yer bloody monolith's coordinates and Our O'Keeferino comes in from the bullpen (ye had nuthin' to pistaschenio about "Fear and Desire," btf) and yu have to tie up valuable chadzwidth with "zip on over there?" Do you have any idea what would happen to our Groupe's future if we had more such refreshing questions from DARINB and T a b a s c o  und Samwise the finney actor? Have u given a single, solitary George Washington Carter thought to Great Freddy's 300th birthday? Or usenetify that John Tyler, kaput since 1862, has two living grandsons? "Life, uh... finds a way" - Jeffrey Goldblum
Truer words were never written.

I tremble before their magnificence.
MickeyMoop
2012-01-27 14:34:07 UTC
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Which flat facts taschen "truer words were never written. I tremble before their magnificence."? Reid's "idiots" wrecking aspic ratioes for BL? BW-BW odes to 72 joyas? "The idea that I am anti-immigrant is repulsive."? Triphibian mating rituals?
Don Stockbauer
2012-01-28 03:39:54 UTC
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Post by MickeyMoop
Which flat facts taschen "truer words were never written. I tremble before their magnificence."? Reid's "idiots" wrecking aspic ratioes for BL? BW-BW odes to 72 joyas? "The idea that I am anti-immigrant is repulsive."? Triphibian mating rituals?
Hah! You hit the problem on the head! Indefinite reference, the kind
Douglas R. Hofstadter expounded so much on in Godel Escher Bach.
MickeyMoop
2012-02-04 20:09:02 UTC
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Godel Escher Filbert origin&porpoise still incomprehensible m o n k e y s from bloody North by North West frontier, it seems, Hofbrauer. What would we do without William Ernest and Steve, eh wat? Retrieve O'happy's across the Livvy's crypto-bolshie posts from 2000+? Reference the Raving Xenu in the outer Zone? Lists of the subversives are being prepared, yes.
MickeyMoop
2012-02-17 18:08:27 UTC
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It's C A R V E R, George Washington (crossed the Delawarefella)'s namesaken, "it's a turnaround jumpshot", it's John Carter of Mars, Fort Greene, and Linseed, Foxtrotconnshenzhenartists; it's Kid Gary E. Carter, greatest Metropolitan of them all, rest in pacem. CARVER the Peanut King wants you there in the Orchard to drink more industrial strength, purity of almond milk. If certain world-historical figurefellas had regularly exercised at their "scruffy" best, they might have completed three more films, an opera, a hologramic 'Cook, Chef, Maitre D', Redhead, and her Gigolo Muse' video, and some fine cornithian leather chaise longues. And forged some Rings of Hanjive Power.
Bill Reid
2012-02-04 19:32:18 UTC
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Post by darinb
I'm not sure this list is still active
It's not a "list" but a Usenet newsgroup...the difference is
the standards for participation are MUCH lower for Usenet...
Post by darinb
--all I see is spam
If by "spam" you mean the mentally-ill incomprehensible ravings
of lunatics, you would be correct sir...
Post by darinb
--but here
Has anyone been able to determine the coordinates of the Moon
monolith? I know it is in Tycho, of course, but Tycho is very large.
Can anything be gleamed from the ship's readouts or any of the other
data displays, especially on the high-res version of the film? Even a
rough coordinate would be an improvement.
OK, I just took some notes on the coordinates from my
1080p TV and blu-ray player. I didn't really watch the
movie again as a special favor to you, but because I just
"calibrated" my TV again for the umpteenth time, and
was curious as to whether it made a difference in the
image quality of "2001" on blu-ray. So I'm going to
report on that first because there might be something of
interest there for people who want to see this particular
movie the best way possible.

For my latest exercise in TV adjustment frustration, I
actually used the hi-def calibration test patterns available
for free from the "AVSForum" web-site. I adjusted my
TV according to the instructions and was immediately
frustrated and stymied by the way my stupid TV works
and by the difference between SUBJECTIVE and OBJECTIVE
measurements of picture quality. In short, I liked the
way MOST TV shows looked BEFORE I changed the adjustments
to make the picture more "technically" correct according
to the test patterns.

But anyway, I thought I'd pop in "2001" and see if
it improved a 1080p/24fps movie. The bottom line
conclusion: yeah, it did sort of, particularly for
some scenes.

One frustrating thing about "2001" on my blu-ray
set-up was that the scenes in the beginning with
the monkies was too dark and too colorful, the rocks
had kind of a neon glow to them, and the monkies
were little more than black silhouettes of monkies,
you couldn't really see any detail of their fur
or faces (a severe "shadow detail" problem, using
the lingo of TV images).

The difference after calibration was stunning,
all of those problems largely disappeared. Another
problem wasn't cured, but made much less noticeable
and annoying, and that was the appearance of the
seams in the background material that appeared
when the movie was first transferred to digital
DVD, and people here have complained about several
times. You could still see the seams in a few
scenes, but much more faintly, and they effectively
disappeared from many of the scenes in which they
were previously very annoyingly visible.

So far, so good, right? Well, it wasn't all
a bowl of cherries. The discoloration (fading)
in many of the space scenes was actually made
much worse, with big gray patches of "space"
in the upper left corner, and made subjectively
even worse because many of the space scenes,
particularly in the last part of the movie,
look fine, and the difference is jarring.
(The scenes around Jupiter looked particularly
good, much better than I've ever seen on a
TV, getting closer to the original Cinerama
theatrical image.)

The other problem is something that is a
SUBJECTIVE issue with all types of content,
and that is as part of the "calibration"
process I significantly turned down any type of
"sharpness" or "advanced edge enhancement",
and although the picture is then TECHNICALLY
much more faithful to the material, it loses
some of that kind of 3D quality where objects
and details kind of pop out at you when those
adjustments are set high, as I had them set
for years. The movie looked a lot "flatter"
in most scenes, but the biggest difference in
this is actually well-lit TV shows, where
previously the TV had this SUBJECTIVE quality
where it seemed like you were looking through
a piece of glass at actual people on the other
side, the picture seemed so 3D and detailed.

So that aside, where was this FICTIONAL monolith?
Well, looking at the graphs and pictures that
Heywood looked at, "TMA-1" was located by
cross-hairs at the NW rim of some crater, in
a photo overlaid with long/lat lines, one of
which was marked "34(N)", and the caption below
the photo said "34(NL): DATUM +/- .03" and
"ERN HEMISPHERE TYCHO REGION 5" (the word "NORTHERN"
is presumably partially obscured in the shot).
The second picture says "45(degrees) S 10(degrees)W"
and the specific bulls-eye mark for TMA is
"51.5(symbol)".

The next two graphs and pictures are just
magnetic and excavation contour maps and have
no phoney-baloney location coordinates. Of
course the real phoney-baloney stuff in "2001"
was always on the displays and as they land
there is a close-up of a screen that says:

ENV/CON: +4490
STA/CON: +5904
RTO - CONC-.0052X338(symbol)GR^26

Now if that doesn't clear it up I don't know
what else to say...

---
William Ernest "Where In The Moon Is Waldo TMA?" Reid
kelpzoidzl
2012-02-05 07:50:51 UTC
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Post by Bill Reid
Post by darinb
I'm not sure this list is still active
It's not a "list" but a Usenet newsgroup...the difference is
the standards for participation are MUCH lower for Usenet...
Post by darinb
--all I see is spam
If by "spam" you mean the mentally-ill incomprehensible ravings
of lunatics, you would be correct sir...
Post by darinb
--but here
Has anyone been able to determine the coordinates of the Moon
monolith? I know it is in Tycho, of course, but Tycho is very large.
Can anything be gleamed from the ship's readouts or any of the other
data displays, especially on the high-res version of the film? Even a
rough coordinate would be an improvement.
OK, I just took some notes on the coordinates from my
1080p TV and blu-ray player.  I didn't really watch the
movie again as a special favor to you, but because I just
"calibrated" my TV again for the umpteenth time, and
was curious as to whether it made a difference in the
image quality of "2001" on blu-ray.  So I'm going to
report on that first because there might be something of
interest there for people who want to see this particular
movie the best way possible.
For my latest exercise in TV adjustment frustration, I
actually used the hi-def calibration test patterns available
for free from the "AVSForum" web-site.  I adjusted my
TV according to the instructions and was immediately
frustrated and stymied by the way my stupid TV works
and by the difference between SUBJECTIVE and OBJECTIVE
measurements of picture quality.  In short, I liked the
way MOST TV shows looked BEFORE I changed the adjustments
to make the picture more "technically" correct according
to the test patterns.
But anyway, I thought I'd pop in "2001" and see if
it improved a 1080p/24fps movie.  The bottom line
conclusion: yeah, it did sort of, particularly for
some scenes.
One frustrating thing about "2001" on my blu-ray
set-up was that the scenes in the beginning with
the monkies was too dark and too colorful, the rocks
had kind of a neon glow to them, and the monkies
were little more than black silhouettes of monkies,
you couldn't really see any detail of their fur
or faces (a severe "shadow detail" problem, using
the lingo of TV images).
The difference after calibration was stunning,
all of those problems largely disappeared.  Another
problem wasn't cured, but made much less noticeable
and annoying, and that was the appearance of the
seams in the background material that appeared
when the movie was first transferred to digital
DVD, and people here have complained about several
times.  You could still see the seams in a few
scenes, but much more faintly, and they effectively
disappeared from many of the scenes in which they
were previously very annoyingly visible.
So far, so good, right?  Well, it wasn't all
a bowl of cherries.  The discoloration (fading)
in many of the space scenes was actually made
much worse, with big gray patches of "space"
in the upper left corner, and made subjectively
even worse because many of the space scenes,
particularly in the last part of the movie,
look fine, and the difference is jarring.
(The scenes around Jupiter looked particularly
good, much better than I've ever seen on a
TV, getting closer to the original Cinerama
theatrical image.)
The other problem is something that is a
SUBJECTIVE issue with all types of content,
and that is as part of the "calibration"
process I significantly turned down any type of
"sharpness" or "advanced edge enhancement",
and although the picture is then TECHNICALLY
much more faithful to the material, it loses
some of that kind of 3D quality where objects
and details kind of pop out at you when those
adjustments are set high, as I had them set
for years.  The movie looked a lot "flatter"
in most scenes, but the biggest difference in
this is actually well-lit TV shows, where
previously the TV had this SUBJECTIVE quality
where it seemed like you were looking through
a piece of glass at actual people on the other
side, the picture seemed so 3D and detailed.
So that aside, where was this FICTIONAL monolith?
Well, looking at the graphs and pictures that
Heywood looked at, "TMA-1" was located by
cross-hairs at the NW rim of some crater, in
a photo overlaid with long/lat lines, one of
which was marked "34(N)", and the caption below
the photo said "34(NL): DATUM +/- .03" and
"ERN HEMISPHERE TYCHO REGION 5" (the word "NORTHERN"
is presumably partially obscured in the shot).
The second picture says "45(degrees) S 10(degrees)W"
and the specific bulls-eye mark for TMA is
"51.5(symbol)".
The next two graphs and pictures are just
magnetic and excavation contour maps and have
no phoney-baloney location coordinates.  Of
course the real phoney-baloney stuff in "2001"
was always on the displays and as they land
ENV/CON: +4490
STA/CON: +5904
RTO - CONC-.0052X338(symbol)GR^26
Now if that doesn't clear it up I don't know
what else to say...
---
William Ernest "Where In The Moon Is Waldo TMA?" Reid
TMA-1" was located by
cross-hairs at the NW rim of some crater, in
a photo overlaid with long/lat lines, one of
which was marked "34(N)", and the caption below
the photo said "34(NL): DATUM +/- .03" and
"ERN HEMISPHERE TYCHO REGION 5" (the word "NORTHERN"
is presumably partially obscured in the shot).
The second picture says "45(degrees) S 10(degrees)W"
and the specific bulls-eye mark for TMA is
"51.5(symbol)".

Very Nice. so I guess I can fire up Starry Night Pro and go to those
coordinants and compare to the TMA-1 Map

hmmm. let me try. Off I go.

Loading Image...

hmmmm
kelpzoidzl
2012-02-05 07:58:04 UTC
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Tycho map

Loading Image...
Bill Reid
2012-02-05 16:31:37 UTC
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Post by kelpzoidzl
Tycho map
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/733/tychomap.jpg
Oh no, that shows Tycho in the SOUTHERN hemisphere,
not the NORTHERN hemisphere as sort of depicted in the
movie (assuming up = north and "34(N)" refers to
north). In the movie, it looks like the monolith
is located in what they call region 58 in the map
above.

This is terrible...I can't believe a technical
inaccuracy appeared in "2001", the rest of it was
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO realistic. Maybe it has a hidden
meaning, maybe it's a Holocaust reference...yeah,
that's the ticket, "34(N)" refers to 1934, the
year Hitler farted on Eva Braun's cake or sumpin...

So what have we actually learned? That Kubrick
was a D-student who barely graduated high school
who apparently didn't know up from down on the
moon, and these new-fangled flat-screen TVs are
for the birds because they can't be adjusted to
give a decent picture...

---
William Ernest "He Thought Jupiter Was In Queens" Reid
kelpzoidzl
2012-02-05 22:50:19 UTC
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Post by Bill Reid
Post by kelpzoidzl
Tycho map
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/733/tychomap.jpg
Oh no, that shows Tycho in the SOUTHERN hemisphere,
not the NORTHERN hemisphere as sort of depicted in the
movie (assuming up = north and "34(N)" refers to
north).  In the movie, it looks like the monolith
is located in what they call region 58 in the map
above.
This is terrible...I can't believe a technical
inaccuracy appeared in "2001", the rest of it was
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO realistic.  Maybe it has a hidden
meaning, maybe it's a Holocaust reference...yeah,
that's the ticket, "34(N)" refers to 1934, the
year Hitler farted on Eva Braun's cake or sumpin...
So what have we actually learned?  That Kubrick
was a D-student who barely graduated high school
who apparently didn't know up from down on the
moon, and these new-fangled flat-screen TVs are
for the birds because they can't be adjusted to
give a decent picture...
---
William Ernest "He Thought Jupiter Was In Queens" Reid
43.31°S 11.36°W is the correct coordinants of Tycho. This must be
attributed to human error.

The error must be in thinking Sk made an error.

Yes there must be another secret or error here.

http://www.2001exhibit.org/scitech/engineer/2001engineering.html

We see the airbus heading to the South
kelpzoidzl
2012-02-05 08:00:38 UTC
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Tycho

by Moon Publicity on 25/04/09 at 1:19 pm

Tycho is located in the southern highlands, the most notable feature
being the Tycho crater. The Tycho crater is probably the most visible
crater on the moon, rivaled only by the Copernicus crater.

Geological Survey | Topographical Map

This region is named after the Danish astronomer and alchemist Tycho
Brahe (1600 AD). His astronomical observations are considered the most
accurate of his time.

Region Map
http://www.moonpublicity.com/mp/regions/southern/tycho
kelpzoidzl
2012-02-05 08:07:05 UTC
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Post by kelpzoidzl
Tycho
by Moon Publicity on 25/04/09 at 1:19 pm
Tycho is located in the southern highlands, the most notable feature
being the Tycho crater. The Tycho crater is probably the most visible
crater on the moon, rivaled only by the Copernicus crater.
Geological Survey | Topographical Map
This region is named after the Danish astronomer and alchemist Tycho
Brahe (1600 AD). His astronomical observations are considered the most
accurate of his time.
Region Map
 http://www.moonpublicity.com/mp/regions/southern/tycho
Moonpublicity wants to put shadow ads on the moon. Next thing ya
know there will be a movie screen and we can all look up and hear the
commands of machine rular barky, telling us to toil in the lower
levels of Metropolis
Don Stockbauer
2012-02-05 14:28:11 UTC
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Post by kelpzoidzl
Tycho
by Moon Publicity on 25/04/09 at 1:19 pm
Tycho is located in the southern highlands, the most notable feature
being the Tycho crater. The Tycho crater is probably the most visible
crater on the moon, rivaled only by the Copernicus crater.
Geological Survey | Topographical Map
This region is named after the Danish astronomer and alchemist Tycho
Brahe (1600 AD). His astronomical observations are considered the most
accurate of his time.
Region Map
 http://www.moonpublicity.com/mp/regions/southern/tycho
Moonpublicity wants to put shadow  ads on the moon.  Next thing ya
know there will be a movie screen and we can all look up and hear the
commands of machine rular barky, telling us to toil in the lower
levels of Metropolis
I'd like to see them put a giant eye on the moon, covering the whole
surface - big and bloodshot, winking down at the Earth.
MickeyMoop
2012-02-06 14:35:34 UTC
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Monkeys doing it to themselves. We interrupt this program to http://www.abovetopsecret.com {/forum/thread793263/pg1} g i g a n t ic crater inside Tycho Crater featuring Arken, intrepid reporting blogger
MickeyMoop
2012-02-09 16:34:36 UTC
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well, yes, there is a gigantic crater where Tycho appears to be located and also a "gigantic pyramid," reports "Arken" linked to the indefinite ravings of full metal jousting spamminoidy non-O how h**h*w across the trash-tossed ocean. http://www.philly.com yadahaha/articles/2012-02-06 Molly Eichel - Once more with f e e l i n g "The Toynbee tiles are embedded within the very fabric of Philadelphia. (and Chile and Argentina)" "Resurrect Dead," starring filmmaker Jon Foy seeks the Source of the Mysterious yadasoupcommieO'Plague with a feature film based on the documentary helmed by LA-based Elia Petridis.
darinb
2012-02-10 07:01:48 UTC
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I spent some time looking at images around 45S/10W near Tycho (not
*in* Tycho, as it turns out) and, sadly, the pict in the mvie doesn't
see to match anything near the coordinates--but maybe my zoom level
was still too high. Still hoping it the pict matches the coordinates--
thanks!

--Darin
Bill Reid
2012-02-10 15:18:12 UTC
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Post by darinb
I spent some time looking at images around 45S/10W near Tycho (not
*in* Tycho, as it turns out)  and, sadly, the pict in the mvie doesn't
see to match anything near the coordinates--but maybe my zoom level
was still too high. Still hoping it the pict matches the coordinates--
thanks!
Well, there were two photos in the movie, the first one doesn't
appear to be anywhere "near the crater Tycho" as described by
Dr. Floyd, and the coordinates appear to be in the wrong hemisphere
(34N/34NL). But in the second photo the coordinates (45S 10W)
appear to be correct for something near the actual location of
Tycho (43.31°S 11.36°W). Hmmmm...34 and 45...1934 to 1945?

Hmmmm...in other news, saw selected scenes in the movie again
because I went ahead and re-adjusted my TV for the umpteenth
time, this time by just eyeballing scenes in movies and not
using the "official" calibration disc and focusing on settings
for progressively lower backlight levels. I managed to get
it set where the gray patches in the space scenes were down
to a dull roar but the rest of the movie looked pretty good
(it was interesting because when I looked closely at the
gray patches it was clear that some of them were related to
the masking for the special effects, in one case the gray
patch followed a space pod around and you could kind of see
the wires and supports that held the model, really weird,
just like how the background seams in the M O N K E E S
scenes magically appeared in the digital age).

---
William Ernest "Things That Make You Want A Hummer" Reid
MickeyMoop
2012-02-17 14:49:44 UTC
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"Wild monkeys will soon be joining the ranks of Fukushima's heroes. The monkeys will be unleashed to test radiation in the site's forbidden areas. One assumes they'll be strapped with Chinese-made HD cameras, in the spirit of the day. The footage will be shaky, but that will let us know it's real. We'll watch as they go yapping, loping, hooting, meeting modern horror with primal awe. And maybe a few will pause in their heroism to find each other in the isotopic wreck, to mount and caress and conceive in naked assertion of life over death." - The New York Observer editorial, 26 December 2011 - 2 January 2012
kelpzoidzl
2012-02-17 23:34:21 UTC
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"Wild monkeys will soon be joining the ranks of Fukushima's heroes. The monkeys will be unleashed to test radiation in the site's forbidden areas. One assumes they'll be strapped with Chinese-made HD cameras, in the spirit of the day. The footage will be shaky, but that will let us know it's real. We'll watch as they go yapping, loping, hooting, meeting modern horror with primal awe. And maybe a few will pause in their heroism to find each other in the isotopic wreck, to mount and caress and conceive in naked assertion of life over death." - The New York Observer editorial, 26 December 2011 - 2 January 2012
Thus Genetic Monkey Mutation will produce a new race of Humanoid
Monkeys.
Don Stockbauer
2012-02-20 21:54:29 UTC
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Post by MickeyMoop
"Wild monkeys will soon be joining the ranks of Fukushima's heroes. The monkeys will be unleashed to test radiation in the site's forbidden areas. One assumes they'll be strapped with Chinese-made HD cameras, in the spirit of the day. The footage will be shaky, but that will let us know it's real. We'll watch as they go yapping, loping, hooting, meeting modern horror with primal awe. And maybe a few will pause in their heroism to find each other in the isotopic wreck, to mount and caress and conceive in naked assertion of life over death." - The New York Observer editorial, 26 December 2011 - 2 January 2012
Thus Genetic Monkey Mutation will produce a new race of Humanoid
Monkeys.
To add to the 7 billion Killer Apes already extant.
MickeyMoop
2012-02-22 20:17:07 UTC
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I would not call Elizabeth McGovern, Dame Maggie Smith, Suri Holmes Cruise Mapother, Sunday Rose Kidman Urban, or Alan Cumming "killer apes."
Don Stockbauer
2012-02-22 22:14:07 UTC
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I would not call Elizabeth McGovern, Dame Maggie Smith, Suri Holmes Cruise Mapother, Sunday Rose Kidman Urban, or Alan Cumming "killer apes."
Ah, but they could be, if the situation were right.
MickeyMoop
2012-02-24 14:51:22 UTC
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'ACK, if we only knew." "SPEAKING UP; KIRK DOUGLAS RESPONDS" to Vanity Fair, September 2011, Letters, page 144 http://www.vanityfair.com, to "Christopher Hutchins' article on his bout with esophageal cancer, which caused him to lose his voice {"Unspoken Truths," June}."

"God walks beside me
In the open air.
Of course, I can't see Him, but
I'm sure He's there.
Together, we admire the green
grass,
The roses in bloom.
Tomorrow that red one
Will decorate my room.
Together we admire His palm trees,
Tinted silver by the
setting sun.
A sudden breeze carries
God away
As the light is fading at the end of day.
I sit there very lonely
Until it's hard to see.
So, I get up and -
He is inside of me!
I am happy to know God
Is everywhere,
In the boiling sun, the pouring rain,
and in
The night air.
Look for Him, He is your friend too.
But if you don't find Him, He will find
you." Who are we, that we should live out the Lifetime of Kirk and Stanley's God?
MickeyMoop
2012-02-24 15:18:36 UTC
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H I T C H I N S. Rest in Pacem.
MickeyMoop
2012-02-25 20:16:01 UTC
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H I T C H I N S. Rest in Pacem.
He's HITCHENS, I'm not. If the situation was right, I'd lob a bunkobuster down the men's room toilet of the Fordow building & loan.
MickeyMoop
2012-03-12 15:19:27 UTC
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On Saturday, February 25, 2012 3:16:01 PM UTC-5, MickeyMop putting nyet tubesteak in philosophiii happy birthday, George Harrison in the non-material world about 3.3 feet above this one
H I T C H E N S. Rest in Pacem.
He's HITCHENS, I'm not. 'Buddy Lansky, face to the wall.' Camera pulls back, back, thank you Robert Lacey for "LITTLE BIG MAN" i believe in {ed.this} america{n}-asian-celtic-martian group. Richard Salvatore, nephew to Paul Castellano, yah? "Death to Moby Dick!" I wonder what STAN thought of "Ryan's Daughter"? or "A Passage to India"? Now it's on to http://www.clavius.org and let's bomb there.
Don Stockbauer
2012-03-13 11:08:19 UTC
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"Death to Moby Dick!"

Did you hear what Capn Ahab said as he peeked through the New Bedford
whorehouse window????

"THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!!!!!!"
MickeyMoop
2012-03-13 19:27:43 UTC
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On Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:08:19 AM UTC-4, Don Stockbauer

Repetition does not make th th the heart grow fondu. Now just just youtube the Moby Dick sea shanties bit and think of Anjelica Huston and her pop, the manly Mensch. Just just slap go to the Thread of a different horse's color, 12 October 2008 and calculate what NBC thought hilarious to offer "us" a $300 million budget, Pad o' as an historical/economic/libeling advisor, and the use of 70,000 gurkha extras.
Don Stockbauer
2012-03-15 03:17:56 UTC
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Post by MickeyMoop
On Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:08:19 AM UTC-4, Don Stockbauer
    Repetition does not make th th the heart grow fondu. Now just just youtube the Moby Dick sea shanties bit and think of     Anjelica Huston and her pop, the manly Mensch. Just just slap go to the Thread of a different horse's color, 12 October 2008 and calculate what NBC thought hilarious to offer "us" a $300 million budget, Pad o' as an historical/economic/libeling advisor, and the use of 70,000 gurkha extras.
Are you quite all right?
MickeyMoop
2012-03-16 13:33:55 UTC
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Post by MickeyMoop
On Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:08:19 AM UTC-4, Don Stockbauer
"Are you quite all right?"

Und I betcha "you" want casting control, like Sam Shepard is really gonna play a pecan farmer riding a girl's bicycle down Toulouse Latrek Drive in Muffley, Texas. Sheee-ittte.
kelpzoidzl
2012-03-17 02:22:22 UTC
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Post by MickeyMoop
On Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:08:19 AM UTC-4, Don Stockbauer
"Are you quite all right?"
Und I betcha "you" want casting control, like Sam Shepard is really gonna play a pecan farmer riding a girl's bicycle down Toulouse Latrek Drive in Muffley, Texas. Sheee-ittte.
Seeing Hugo on Cable, makes me wonder if SK would be tuning into modern CGI (Hugo CGI is magnificent) ?


Discus.>>>>>O<<<<<<
Don Stockbauer
2012-03-17 04:17:19 UTC
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Post by MickeyMoop
On Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:08:19 AM UTC-4, Don Stockbauer
 "Are you quite all right?"
   Und I betcha "you" want casting control, like Sam Shepard is really gonna play a pecan farmer riding a girl's bicycle down Toulouse Latrek Drive in Muffley, Texas. Sheee-ittte.
I pity you, Moop-the-Poop-Scoop-Pooper-Scooper. History will look at
you and think "What a dalmation. Get thee to a nunnery!" I fart in
your general direction. We cannot alow ourseve to have a mine-shaft
gap!!!!
rialcnis
2012-03-18 00:22:41 UTC
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Post by MickeyMoop
On Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:08:19 AM UTC-4, Don Stockbauer
 "Are you quite all right?"
   Und I betcha "you" want casting control, like Sam Shepard is really gonna play a pecan farmer riding a girl's bicycle down Toulouse Latrek Drive in Muffley, Texas. Sheee-ittte.
I pity you, Moop-the-Poop-Scoop-Pooper-Scooper.  History will look at
you and think "What a dalmation.  Get thee to a nunnery!"  I fart in
your general direction.  We cannot alow ourseve to have a mine-shaft
gap!!!!
A Newsgroup without Pity


How can we keep love alive
How can anything survive
When these little minds tear you in two
What a town without pity can do

How can we keep love alive
How can anything survive
When these little minds tear you in two
What a town without pity can do
Don Stockbauer
2012-03-18 04:43:08 UTC
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Post by MickeyMoop
On Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:08:19 AM UTC-4, Don Stockbauer
 "Are you quite all right?"
   Und I betcha "you" want casting control, like Sam Shepard is really gonna play a pecan farmer riding a girl's bicycle down Toulouse Latrek Drive in Muffley, Texas. Sheee-ittte.
I pity you, Moop-the-Poop-Scoop-Pooper-Scooper.  History will look at
you and think "What a dalmation.  Get thee to a nunnery!"  I fart in
your general direction.  We cannot alow ourseve to have a mine-shaft
gap!!!!
A Newsgroup without Pity
How can we keep love alive
 How can anything survive
 When these little minds tear you in two
 What a town without pity can do
How can we keep love alive
 How can anything survive
 When these little minds tear you in two
 What a town without pity can do
I'm sorry. I feel bad now.
MickeyMoop
2012-03-19 13:49:28 UTC
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Post by MickeyMoop
On Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:08:19 AM UTC-4, Don Stockbauer
 "Are you quite all right?"
   Und I betcha "you" want casting control, like Sam Shepard is really gonna play a pecan farmer riding a girl's bicycle down Toulouse Latrek Drive in Muffley, Texas. Sheee-ittte.
History will look at
you and think "What a dalmation. Get thee to a nunnery!" I fart therefore I think.
We cannot allow ourselves to have a nunnery
gap!!!!
What are we, waiting for Googot here? Yes, SK would have tweaked ACO in 3D. Yes, Samwise the grandscooper will have a lovely career. Yes, all's quiet on the Texas front. yer gonna start tossing tumbleweedy lyrics around here, I should like certain minds to sing Roy Orbison or Slim Whitman tunes...in 3D, that u should see. http://www.yakfaceforums.com {main/2012/01/28/kubrick-dx-4-chase-revealed}
kelpzoidzl
2012-03-20 01:43:19 UTC
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Post by MickeyMoop
On Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:08:19 AM UTC-4, Don Stockbauer
 "Are you quite all right?"
   Und I betcha "you" want casting control, like Sam Shepard is really gonna play a pecan farmer riding a girl's bicycle down Toulouse Latrek Drive in Muffley, Texas. Sheee-ittte.
  History will look at
you and think "What a dalmation.  Get thee to a nunnery!"  I fart therefore I think.
 We cannot allow ourselves to have a nunnery
gap!!!!
   What are we, waiting for Googot here? Yes, SK would have tweaked ACO in 3D. Yes, Samwise the grandscooper will have a lovely career. Yes, all's quiet on the Texas front. yer gonna start tossing tumbleweedy lyrics around here, I should like certain minds to sing Roy Orbison or Slim Whitman tunes...in 3D, that u should see.  http://www.yakfaceforums.com  {main/2012/01/28/kubrick-dx-4-chase-revealed}
We are waiting to Occupy Childwickbury Manor


http://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/stanley-kubricks-house/view/?service=0


http://www.saddharmapundarika.com/?p=903
Don Stockbauer
2012-03-20 05:29:32 UTC
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Post by MickeyMoop
On Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:08:19 AM UTC-4, Don Stockbauer
 "Are you quite all right?"
   Und I betcha "you" want casting control, like Sam Shepard is really gonna play a pecan farmer riding a girl's bicycle down Toulouse Latrek Drive in Muffley, Texas. Sheee-ittte.
  History will look at
you and think "What a dalmation.  Get thee to a nunnery!"  I fart therefore I think.
 We cannot allow ourselves to have a nunnery
gap!!!!
   What are we, waiting for Googot here? Yes, SK would have tweaked ACO in 3D. Yes, Samwise the grandscooper will have a lovely career. Yes, all's quiet on the Texas front. yer gonna start tossing tumbleweedy lyrics around here, I should like certain minds to sing Roy Orbison or Slim Whitman tunes...in 3D, that u should see.  http://www.yakfaceforums.com {main/2012/01/28/kubrick-dx-4-chase-revealed}
We are waiting to Occupy Childwickbury Manor
 http://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/stanley-kubricks-house/view/?serv...
http://www.saddharmapundarika.com/?p=903
I feel even sorrier.
MickeyMoop
2012-03-20 18:52:55 UTC
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like Sam Shepard is really gonna play a pecan farmer riding a girl's bicycle past Malick's house.
I feel even sorrier.
I'm sorrier than you are, "Dimitri". Blarp. Redrummies on a thieving go-round. "In dreams," humhum humhum.
Sensitivity
2012-03-20 21:56:52 UTC
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Post by Don Stockbauer
like Sam Shepard is really gonna play a pecan farmer riding a girl's bicycle past Malick's house.
I feel even sorrier.
   I'm sorrier than you are, "Dimitri". Blarp. Redrummies on a thieving go-round. "In dreams," humhum humhum.
I tried to upload to youtube the uncensored scenes from EWS and you
tube stopped it before it was even finished uploading as a violation
of TOS.

What does that say about the evils of a paranoid society? I told
youtube i was sorry, but I was just talking to a machine.
kelpzoidzl
2012-03-20 21:59:52 UTC
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Post by Don Stockbauer
like Sam Shepard is really gonna play a pecan farmer riding a girl's bicycle past Malick's house.
I feel even sorrier.
   I'm sorrier than you are, "Dimitri". Blarp. Redrummies on a thieving go-round. "In dreams," humhum humhum.
I tried to upload to youtube the uncensored scenes from EWS and you
tube stopped it before it was even finished uploading as a violation
of TOS.

What does that say about the evils of a paranoid society? I told
youtube i was sorry, but I was just talking to a machine
Don Stockbauer
2012-03-21 09:07:44 UTC
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Post by Don Stockbauer
like Sam Shepard is really gonna play a pecan farmer riding a girl's bicycle past Malick's house.
I feel even sorrier.
   I'm sorrier than you are, "Dimitri". Blarp. Redrummies on a thieving go-round. "In dreams," humhum humhum.
I tried to upload to youtube the uncensored scenes from EWS and you
tube stopped it before it was even finished uploading as a violation
of TOS.
What does that say about the evils of a paranoid society?  I told
youtube i was sorry, but I was just talking to a machine.
You talk to humans, you're talking to machines.
kelpzoidzl
2012-03-25 09:00:18 UTC
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Post by Sensitivity
Post by Don Stockbauer
like Sam Shepard is really gonna play a pecan farmer riding a girl's bicycle past Malick's house.
I feel even sorrier.
   I'm sorrier than you are, "Dimitri". Blarp. Redrummies on a thieving go-round. "In dreams," humhum humhum.
I tried to upload to youtube the uncensored scenes from EWS and you
tube stopped it before it was even finished uploading as a violation
of TOS.
What does that say about the evils of a paranoid society?  I told
youtube i was sorry, but I was just talking to a machine.
You talk to humans, you're talking to machines.
This depersonlization brought to you by Zentronics Joykiller
Habituation INC.
kelpzoidzl
2012-03-25 08:58:10 UTC
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Post by Sensitivity
Post by Don Stockbauer
like Sam Shepard is really gonna play a pecan farmer riding a girl's bicycle past Malick's house.
I feel even sorrier.
   I'm sorrier than you are, "Dimitri". Blarp. Redrummies on a thieving go-round. "In dreams," humhum humhum.
I tried to upload to youtube the uncensored scenes from EWS and you
tube stopped it before it was even finished uploading as a violation
of TOS.
What does that say about the evils of a paranoid society?  I told
youtube i was sorry, but I was just talking to a machine.
You talk to humans, you're talking to machines.
Broken ones at that.

They need a little of the in out, of the gullivers of the Shut Eyed
girl with the Hal Tattoo.
Don Stockbauer
2012-03-25 13:04:04 UTC
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Post by Don Stockbauer
Post by Sensitivity
Post by Don Stockbauer
like Sam Shepard is really gonna play a pecan farmer riding a girl's bicycle past Malick's house.
I feel even sorrier.
   I'm sorrier than you are, "Dimitri". Blarp. Redrummies on a thieving go-round. "In dreams," humhum humhum.
I tried to upload to youtube the uncensored scenes from EWS and you
tube stopped it before it was even finished uploading as a violation
of TOS.
What does that say about the evils of a paranoid society?  I told
youtube i was sorry, but I was just talking to a machine.
You talk to humans, you're talking to machines.
Broken ones at that.
They need a little of the in out, of the gullivers of the Shut Eyed
girl with the Hal Tattoo.
Humans and their HALs are the substrate of the Grand and Glorious
Currently Forming Cybernetic World Organism Ent-titty.
kelpzoidzl
2012-03-26 07:24:56 UTC
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Post by kelpzoidzl
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like Sam Shepard is really gonna play a pecan farmer riding a girl's bicycle past Malick's house.
I feel even sorrier.
   I'm sorrier than you are, "Dimitri". Blarp. Redrummies on a thieving go-round. "In dreams," humhum humhum.
I tried to upload to youtube the uncensored scenes from EWS and you
tube stopped it before it was even finished uploading as a violation
of TOS.
What does that say about the evils of a paranoid society?  I told
youtube i was sorry, but I was just talking to a machine.
You talk to humans, you're talking to machines.
Broken ones at that.
They need a little of the in out, of the gullivers of the Shut Eyed
girl with the Hal Tattoo.
Humans and their HALs are the substrate of the Grand and Glorious
Currently Forming Cybernetic World Organism Ent-titty.- Hide quoted text -
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Thats like saying, "OMG I just noticed I have an arm"
Don Stockbauer
2012-03-27 02:33:42 UTC
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Post by Don Stockbauer
Post by Sensitivity
Post by Don Stockbauer
like Sam Shepard is really gonna play a pecan farmer riding a girl's bicycle past Malick's house.
I feel even sorrier.
   I'm sorrier than you are, "Dimitri". Blarp. Redrummies on a thieving go-round. "In dreams," humhum humhum.
I tried to upload to youtube the uncensored scenes from EWS and you
tube stopped it before it was even finished uploading as a violation
of TOS.
What does that say about the evils of a paranoid society?  I told
youtube i was sorry, but I was just talking to a machine.
You talk to humans, you're talking to machines.
Broken ones at that.
They need a little of the in out, of the gullivers of the Shut Eyed
girl with the Hal Tattoo.
Humans and their HALs are the substrate of the Grand and Glorious
Currently Forming Cybernetic World Organism Ent-titty.- Hide quoted text -
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Thats like saying, "OMG I just noticed I have an arm"
Not easy to do if you were born armless and blind.
Don Stockbauer
2012-03-27 06:14:02 UTC
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Post by Sensitivity
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like Sam Shepard is really gonna play a pecan farmer riding a girl's bicycle past Malick's house.
I feel even sorrier.
   I'm sorrier than you are, "Dimitri". Blarp. Redrummies on a thieving go-round. "In dreams," humhum humhum.
I tried to upload to youtube the uncensored scenes from EWS and you
tube stopped it before it was even finished uploading as a violation
of TOS.
What does that say about the evils of a paranoid society?  I told
youtube i was sorry, but I was just talking to a machine.
You talk to humans, you're talking to machines.
Broken ones at that.
They need a little of the in out, of the gullivers of the Shut Eyed
girl with the Hal Tattoo.
Humans and their HALs are the substrate of the Grand and Glorious
Oo> > > Currently Forming Cybernetic World Organism Ent-titty.- Hide
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Thats like saying, "OMG I just noticed I have an arm"
Not easy to do if you were born armless and blind.
Whatever happened to Eva Braun?
Don Stockbauer
2012-03-27 07:40:57 UTC
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like Sam Shepard is really gonna play a pecan farmer riding a girl's bicycle past Malick's house.
I feel even sorrier.
   I'm sorrier than you are, "Dimitri". Blarp. Redrummies on a thieving go-round. "In dreams," humhum humhum.
I tried to upload to youtube the uncensored scenes from EWS and you
tube stopped it before it was even finished uploading as a violation
of TOS.
What does that say about the evils of a paranoid society?  I told
youtube i was sorry, but I was just talking to a machine.
You talk to humans, you're talking to machines.
Broken ones at that.
They need a little of the in out, of the gullivers of the Shut Eyed
girl with the Hal Tattoo.
Humans and their HALs are the substrate of the Grand and Glorious
Oo> > > Currently Forming Cybernetic World Organism Ent-titty.- Hide
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Thats like saying, "OMG I just noticed I have an arm"
Not easy to do if you were born armless and blind.
Whatever happened to Eva Braun?-
This sentence no Arabic.
Don Stockbauer
2012-03-30 11:15:49 UTC
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girl with the Hal Tattoo.
Humans and their HALs
Whatever happened to Eva Braun?
On Mar 25, 6:04 am, Don Stockbauer
Post by Don Stockbauer
Post by kelpzoidzl
Post by Don Stockbauer
like Sam Shepard is really gonna play a pecan farmer riding a girl's bicycle past Malick's house.
I feel even sorrier.
   I'm sorrier than you are, "Dimitri". Blarp. Redrummies on a thieving go-round. "In dreams," humhum
Whatever happened to Eva Braun?-
This sentence no Arabic.
  Who's that Braun?      FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN. These arabics no neutrinos. Whatever happened to Virginia Leith? Or Clavius/Claudius?  Gennifer Jupiter?
Blarp.
d***@hotmail.com
2012-04-03 01:13:30 UTC
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Meta-Blarp.
kelpzoidzl
2012-04-03 07:15:15 UTC
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Meta-Blarp.
It's ridiuclous to keep the Blarping up.
Don Stockbauer
2012-04-03 20:45:53 UTC
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Meta-Blarp.
It's ridiuclous to keep the Blarping up.
Not when you've had 5 bean and cheese burritoes from Taco BELL!!!
MickeyMoop
2012-04-04 22:45:37 UTC
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stop the blarping;; attention, Senor and Frau America/Asia/Africa/Kiwistan and all the euroes at sea, let's go to press: from Citizen Murdoch's NY POST, dateline something or other 3-4 April 2012, PAGE SIX, from Emily Smith, Ian Mohrfella and the Other Smith: "It's Time For Tom"

"Tom Cruise will join the ranks of Hollywood legends Douglas Fairbanks, Cary Grant and Frank Sinatra by receiving the Friars Club's highest honor, the Entertainment Icon Award. Cruise will be feted at the Friars Foundation gala June 12 at the Waldorf-Astoria. Club abbot JERRY LEWIS says the award has only been bestowed three times in the organization's 108-year history, and Cruise's work has 'made a global impact on our industry and changed the very face of cinema.' "
Don Stockbauer
2012-04-05 15:19:01 UTC
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   stop the blarping;; attention, Senor and Frau America/Asia/Africa/Kiwistan and all the euroes at sea, let's go to press: from Citizen Murdoch's NY POST, dateline something or other 3-4 April 2012, PAGE SIX, from Emily Smith, Ian Mohrfella and the Other Smith: "It's Time For Tom"
           "Tom Cruise will join the ranks of Hollywood legends Douglas Fairbanks, Cary Grant and Frank Sinatra by receiving the Friars Club's highest honor, the Entertainment Icon Award.  Cruise will be feted at the Friars Foundation gala June 12 at the Waldorf-Astoria. Club abbot JERRY LEWIS says the award has only been bestowed three times in the organization's 108-year history, and Cruise's work has 'made a global impact on our industry and changed the very face of cinema.' "
Micky Moop - he's using his position as God merely as a stepping
stone.
MickeyMoop
2012-04-05 16:26:58 UTC
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Club abbot JERRY LEWIS and Cruise's work has 'made a global impact on our industry and changed the very face of cinema.' "
Post by Don Stockbauer
Micky Moop - he's using his position as God merely as a stepping
stone.
now that you should see, Dixie Dwyer mano-que-mano with Billy Flynn at the Cotton Club, July 4, 1928, that you should see, if you weren't seeing a remake of "Day of the Fight" starring Theron and Lopez as twin sisters/lawyer/boxer, jazzed up for 21st century farming audiences, with robot aliens, TracyTracyTracy wristphones, bubonic plagues, ...who names a kid Tiberius, hey? I could see James Theodore, or James Horatio or James McCartney Kirk...
Don Stockbauer
2012-04-08 12:04:32 UTC
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 Club abbot JERRY LEWIS and Cruise's work has 'made a global impact on our industry and changed the very face of cinema.' "
Post by Don Stockbauer
Micky Moop - he's using his position as God merely as a stepping
stone.
  now that you should see, Dixie Dwyer mano-que-mano with Billy Flynn at the Cotton Club, July 4, 1928, that you should see, if you weren't seeing a remake of "Day of the Fight" starring Theron and Lopez as twin sisters/lawyer/boxer, jazzed up for 21st century farming audiences, with robot aliens, TracyTracyTracy wristphones, bubonic plagues, ...who names a kid Tiberius, hey? I could see James Theodore, or James Horatio or James McCartney Kirk...
Do you have any sort of life outside of old movies?
MickeyMoop
2012-04-09 14:34:53 UTC
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On Sunday, April 8, 2012 8:04:32 AM UTC-4, Don Stockbauer wrote "babbling crap" about creaTURES from Storage Locker VI.  Club abbot JERRY LEWIS

I'll show you the Life outside the old and older movies. Ve have a script - "The Potzer Machine" - and, in other news, NBC will accept you, d**^@r, for a small role as the toilet attendant at St. Helena's inn, episode 49. http://www.jonathanweiner.com http://www.longforthisworld.com
d***@hotmail.com
2012-04-10 03:30:07 UTC
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So,like man, micky moo sky poopholesky, how do you justify what you "write" as being anything other than a waste of valuable computer storage and your own time?

Have a nice day. I retain deep feelings for you.
d***@hotmail.com
2012-04-10 10:33:18 UTC
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There's man in the funny papers we all know,
Mickey Oop Oop.
MickeyMoop
2012-04-11 18:03:13 UTC
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There's man in the funny papers we all know,
Mickey Oop Oop.
errr...it's storage locker IX, yes? Speaking of Tycho, Matthew White, "The Great Big Book of Horrible Things" (The Definite Chronicle of History's 100 Worst Atrocities"), W.W. NORTON $ Company, New York, London, 2012, calculates only 350,000 jews were liquidated during the Roman-doormat Wars of 66-74, 132-135, "which would be around one-third if the original population was 1 million, or one-half if it was 700,000 or one-fourth if it was 1.4 million." Tops.
Don Stockbauer
2012-04-11 23:21:36 UTC
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There's  man in the funny papers we all know,
Mickey Oop Oop.
 errr...it's storage locker IX, yes? Speaking of Tycho, Matthew White, "The Great Big Book of Horrible Things" (The Definite Chronicle of History's 100 Worst Atrocities"), W.W. NORTON $ Company, New York, London, 2012, calculates only 350,000 jews were liquidated during the Roman-doormat Wars of 66-74, 132-135, "which would be around one-third if the original population was 1 million, or one-half if it was 700,000 or one-fourth if it was 1.4 million." Tops.
Man calling 911 - "My dog is hung up with the neighbor's dog across
the street".

911 operator: "Er, could you send a video of it over here? Things
get awfully slow this time of night."
kelpzoidzl
2012-04-12 06:32:54 UTC
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There's  man in the funny papers we all know,
Mickey Oop Oop.
 errr...it's storage locker IX, yes? Speaking of Tycho, Matthew White, "The Great Big Book of Horrible Things" (The Definite Chronicle of History's 100 Worst Atrocities"), W.W. NORTON $ Company, New York, London, 2012, calculates only 350,000 jews were liquidated during the Roman-doormat Wars of 66-74, 132-135, "which would be around one-third if the original population was 1 million, or one-half if it was 700,000 or one-fourth if it was 1.4 million." Tops.
Man calling 911 - "My dog is hung up with the neighbor's dog across
the street".
911 operator:   "Er, could you send a video of it over here?  Things
get awfully slow this time of night."
Very educational to see what is going on in Syria....do youtube search
for syrian girl.

discuss.
MickeyMoop
2012-04-13 19:18:33 UTC
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On Apr 11, 4:21 pm, Don Stockbauer
Oop.

Matthew White, "The Great Big Book of Horrible Things" (The Definite Chronicle of History's 100 Worst Atrocities")
Very educational to see what is going on in Syria....do youtube search
for syrian girl.
discuss.
"I'm SALADIN!" "I'M SALADIN!" "No, I'M Saladin!"
MickeyMoop
2012-04-14 13:40:04 UTC
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22 May 2007, "Strangelove re-created with household objects" many things are possible with the Guardian of Stalepie; let P OM E be your Guide. People of Syria, you've deserved better for 3000 years. We who are about to crash into this loomingO'iceberg salute you. alt.movieskubrick was like a Tanakh-Veda; some of the finest minds we'll ever know are emcoded into the warp und woof of this stargate.
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Matthew White, "The Great Big Book of Horrible Things" (The Definite Chronicle of History's 100 Worst Atrocities")
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Very educational to see what is going on in Syria....do youtube search
for syrian girl.
discuss.
"I'm SALADIN!" "I'M SALADIN!" "No, I'M Saladin!" "I'm Weiwei too!"
MickeyMoop
2012-05-25 13:55:27 UTC
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"There's"
"It's a great, awful movie, a nihilist masterwork that settles over you like a shroud." - David Edelstein, New York Magazine, November 14, 2011, pages 66-67, MELANCHOLIA. We have no opinion about Rex Reed's review in the New York OBSERVER.

"Havana's great! Hyman Roth is great! What are you having, Don, a banana daiquiri?"
d***@hotmail.com
2012-06-03 11:50:41 UTC
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you should know enough about me moop person that i eschew baaaannnnnnannnnnaaaannnaaaaannnnnaaaas for pecans!
MickeyMoop
2012-06-04 14:25:08 UTC
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you should know enough about me moop person that i eschew baaaannnnnnannnnnaaaannnaaaaannnnnaaaas for pecans!
Index, Citadel Press, Carol Publishing Group, ShananahanahsneakPh.Dtrafficengineeringwithnutsoidwifen"wouldn't be prudent"centrificon farces, oh yes, "The Mark of The Beast", Jemez mountains, page 143; Inquisition, the Spanish, pages 53, 114, 119; tidal waves, page 171, Zarathustra, pages 44, 49, 129.
MickeyMoop
2012-06-09 14:07:18 UTC
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you should know enough about me moop person that i eschew baaaannnnnnannnnnaaaannnaaaaannnnnaaaas for pecans!
"But from the opening shot of PROMETHEUS which is a direct quotation of the Stanley Kubrick magnum opus, it's clear that Ridley Scott's intense and engulfing adventure-horror-sci-fi flick is honoring its predecessors (including 'Avatar' and Scott's 'Blade Runner' and 'Alien,' to which this film is an unofficial prequel). Gorgeous set pieces thrill the senses, but there is philosophical inquiry as well. 'Alien' was, after all, just 'Jaws' in space, but 'Prometheus' ponders where evil comes from and how it conquers its makers.

"Kubrick wouldn't have been quite so interested in all the flamethrower killings and exploding guts that entrance Sir Ridley, but Stanley could be a bit pof a drudge." - Kyle Smith, New York Post, Man of Vision, page 35, June 8, 2012.
s_o_keefe
2012-06-09 23:29:38 UTC
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     "But from the opening shot of PROMETHEUS which is a direct quotation of the Stanley Kubrick magnum opus, it's clear that Ridley Scott's intense and engulfing adventure-horror-sci-fi flick is honoring its predecessors (including 'Avatar' and Scott's 'Blade Runner' and 'Alien,' to which this film is an unofficial prequel). Gorgeous set pieces thrill the senses, but there is philosophical inquiry as well. 'Alien' was, after all, just 'Jaws' in space, but 'Prometheus' ponders where evil comes from and how it conquers its makers.
    "Kubrick wouldn't have been quite so interested in all the flamethrower killings and exploding guts that entrance Sir Ridley, but Stanley could be a bit pof a drudge." - Kyle Smith, New York Post, Man of Vision, page 35, June 8, 2012.
I saw "Prometheus" and the SK and/or 2001:aso references are obvious
and slight. There is the, above-mentioned, opening montage. It begins
with a supposedly Earth-like planet and helicopter coverage of
primeval landscapes, like the solarized ones after Bowman's stargate.
The android character "David" has a HAL-like measured cadence, is
soothing while inquisitive, and has hidden agendas. There is a scene
with of an elderly man sitting on a deluxe bed (though not alone) in a
classy-but-sterile room on the spaceship. That's all I noticed.

While 2001:aso continues to provokes thought and discussion,
"Prometheus" seemed to be about provoking post-viewing arguments about
the many ridiculous plot points and unresolved questions presented for
their own sake, like an episode of "X-Files" or "Lost" (a credit of
one of the writers). In that way it's anti-2001:aso. I'll give
"Prometheus" credit for taking a risk in mainstream cinema - what if
life began on Earth through a not-so-godly process - but, as our Don
Stockbauer says, traveling around the universe on spaceships wouldn't
be a plausible use of resources.

Regards,

Steve
d***@hotmail.com
2012-06-10 15:54:14 UTC
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as our Don Stockbauer says, traveling around the universe on spaceships wouldn't
be a plausible use of resources.


I don't think that intelligent beings are going to sit in meetings and decide that interstellar travel is a bad use of resources. Rather it's a natural development - communication is far easier than travel, that communication emulates the substrate of a mind. So you get your global brain/galactic brain/universal brain as a result of communication between nodes naturally. I guess.

I see where the next Through the Wormhole's subject is "Might the Universe be a Living Organism?"
MickeyMoop
2012-06-11 13:52:31 UTC
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as our Don Stockbauer says, traveling around the universe on spaceships wouldn't
be a plausible use of resources.
I don't think that intelligent beings are going to sit in meetings and decide that interstellar travel is a bad use of resources. Rather it's a natural development - communication is far easier than travel, that communication emulates the substrate of a mind. So you get your global brain/galactic brain/universal brain as a result of communication between nodes naturally. I guess.
Regarding Steve, Thank Bog for 'im for faith he is a Treasure. Zooey too...and the Cleveland Boys, parts of the Krusch Empire will go to the Corleones but the Mob Wives of Chicago will get a piece...
I see where the next Through the Wormhole's subject is "Might the Universe be a Living Organism?" http://www.krusch.com/cd.html
d***@hotmail.com
2012-06-14 09:52:22 UTC
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it wuz groovy but didnt mention that the living unnyverse mighta ben creatin from intelligences cornmunycating within it.
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2012-06-14 17:16:09 UTC
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"That thar alt.movies.kubrick has shore gone to tha dogs, ain't it, Buford."
MickeyMoop
2012-06-11 13:46:05 UTC
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On Saturday, June 9, 2012 10:07:18 AM UTC-4, MickeyMoop contemplated Mrs. Wendi Murdoch
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i eschew baaaannnnnnannnnnaaaannnaaaaannnnnaaaas for pecans!
"But from the opening shot of PROMETHEUS which is a direct quotation of the Stanley Kubrick magnum opus, it's clear that Ridley Scott's intense and engulfing adventure-horror-sci-fi flick is honoring its predecessors (including 'Avatar' and Scott's 'Blade Runner' and 'Alien,' to which this film is an unofficial prequel).
"Kubrick wouldn't have been quite so interested in all the flamethrower killings and exploding guts that entrance Sir Ridley, but Stanley could be a bit OF a drudge." - Kyle Smith, New York Post, Man of Vision, page 35, June 8, 2012.
Of the drudges, by the drudges, for the drudges. Mapother's for the Ages and Siri approves this upcoming musicale and his Birthday Party with Operation Harpo, the yankee doodle doodle vit the tats und the hair extensions and the all singing, all tongueing, all that jazz featuring that Baldwinfella who didn't leave the country when he had the chance et Zeta as a ChurchLady.
MickeyMoop
2012-04-11 17:56:19 UTC
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So,like man, micky moo sky poopholesky, how do you justify what you "write" as being anything other than a waste of valuable computer storage and your own time?
Have a nice day. I retain deep feelings for you.
We're keeping him alive, old sport. WHaH, ye want Padraig to "grindingly torment" east asian spammers? This room was kaput; now, with your pecanitry and my SPANNING THE GLOBE to bring the lurking Lady Portiana the latest in dog-lifting-leg-on-rock-in-the-gloaming-down-with-the-olde-canoe-jolly-Brittania, we have $27,900+ wasted roboto-bytes for a D- photographer who never made it to Inchon. . .or a Bar Mitzvah. Send us a postcard from Clavius, that's a good chap.
MickeyMoop
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Meta-Blarp.
The following is from an unpaid for, "free" NY PRESS tabloid, August 25-31, 1999 and does not endorse Jerry Lewis for Friar Club Abbot: Dateline letter to the Editor from JAMIE STUART of Brooklyn, "...You wrote {Robert Liebowitz, 8/18}'Your comment about Nick Nightingale's name has some validity, but to say he's named after the actual bird is ridiculous.' Bob, homey, nightingales are known for their night-singing males. Every scene of Nick's takes place at night, with him playing music. The character in 'Traumnovelle' is called Nachtigall. Hmmm...I suppose you're right.

"I saw 'Eyes Wide Shut' in a theater with 800 people the first time. Yes, Bob, the orgy generated laughter. But watch the scene again, knowing what you now know: Bill's a party crasher. And loosen your tie. (Didn't we cover this already?)

"Will you give up with your pathetic examples from Kubrick's catalog? You're wrong, and what you don't know about Stanley Kubrick could almost fill Giants Stadium.

"I stated quite clearly in my letter of two weeks ago that although Col. Dax speaks his mind in private, he never disobeys an order in public. 'Paths of Glory' made a concerted effort to contrast the physical dangers of the battlefield with the intellectual warfare conducted within the chateau. Your response to that did nothing to change the fact. You wrote about Dax calling Gen. Broulard (except you wrote 'Adolphe Menjou,' because you didn't even know his character's name) a 'degenerate,' then suggested that Dax survives and prevails. Tell that to Paris, Arnaud and Ferol. The film didn't exactly end on a triumphant note, unless you consider Dax being commanded to return to the frontline a victory.

Joker. Good ol' Joker. Bob, pointing out one scene in which a colonel chews out Joker for wearing a peace symbol - a scene that occurs midway through 'Full Metal Jacket' - is a bit wanky. To quote Jack Ryan's analysis in the July-August 'Creative Screenwriting': '"The joke here is on Joker. Symbolically, his dress and language countervail the Colonel. But the Colonel's convictions, however wrong-headed, are far stronger than Joker's."' And '"Joker, on the other hand, represents the faint voice of individualism within mass conformity. In the end, military ideals hardwire Joker." '

"I used the final sequence to back up my views, and Ryan seems to concur: '"Even though he goes against the rules by dreaming of the fictional Mary Jane, Joker has embraced the drill instructor's language; he has been, in other words, transformed into the thing that he originally mocked.'" Jamie Stuart of Brooklyn
there are many meta-blarpers in the Interwe'remarrischvitzt let the Guardian of Amygdala correct you.
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2012-03-21 09:05:40 UTC
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"Wild monkeys will soon be joining the ranks of Fukushima's heroes. The monkeys will be unleashed to test radiation in the site's forbidden areas. One assumes they'll be strapped with Chinese-made HD cameras, in the spirit of the day. The footage will be shaky, but that will let us know it's real. We'll watch as they go yapping, loping, hooting, meeting modern horror with primal awe. And maybe a few will pause in their heroism to find each other in the isotopic wreck, to mount and caress and conceive in naked assertion of life over death." - The New York Observer editorial, 26 December 2011 - 2 January 2012
Ooooook!!!!! Eeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!
Don Stockbauer
2012-03-23 15:10:58 UTC
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"Wild monkeys will soon be joining the ranks of Fukushima's heroes. The monkeys will be unleashed to test radiation in the site's forbidden areas. One assumes they'll be strapped with Chinese-made HD cameras, in the spirit of the day. The footage will be shaky, but that will let us know it's real. We'll watch as they go yapping, loping, hooting, meeting modern horror with primal awe. And maybe a few will pause in their heroism to find each other in the isotopic wreck, to mount and caress and conceive in naked assertion of life over death." - The New York Observer editorial, 26 December 2011 - 2 January 2012
Ooooook!!!!!   Eeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!
"FUKUSHIMA MONKEYS NOW 100 FOOT TALL MONSTERS, RAID TOKYO, GLOBAL
BRAIN PUT ON HOLD FOR A WHILE."
MickeyMoop
2012-03-23 18:33:52 UTC
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"Wild monkeys will soon be joining the ranks of Fukushima's heroes. The monkeys will be unleashed to test radiation in the site's forbidden areas. One assumes they'll be strapped with Chinese-made HD cameras, in the spirit of the day. The footage will be shaky, but that will let us know it's real. We'll watch as they go yapping, loping, hooting, meeting modern horror with primal awe. And maybe a few will pause in their heroism to find each other in the isotopic wreck, to mount and caress and conceive in naked assertion of life over death." - The New York Observer editorial, 26 December 2011 - 2 January 2012
Ooooook!!!!!   Eeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!
You have screwed the pooch, old sport. The misoglutenist D minus photographer really pulled a fast one over us; summer of '63 "Oh what a heavenly light;" summer of '62 on that glorious day in June I saluted my graduating RedMarion Redemption, the once and future drum majorette where it's always sunny on the mystic tiles of Philadelphia and little Mapother was born on the Third of July and our President was King of the World. Choose life.
d***@hotmail.com
2012-03-24 03:54:36 UTC
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Have I told you that you have beautiful eyes?????
MickeyMoop
2012-03-24 14:11:44 UTC
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whoo who could even conceive that he kept such a gorgeous vit the bangs and the the slap preciously teutonic adorable face {we had seen her phiz in Newsweek {{and BL season}} but that was in '71,'75, 20+ freaking years ago} w i fe without the inquisitions for decades of SIXTY MINUTES? Birthday coming up for her Mayling. Devotions must be paid.
d***@hotmail.com
2012-03-24 15:16:06 UTC
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Who dat?
d***@hotmail.com
2012-03-25 03:52:35 UTC
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Who dat?
Who dat say who dat????
MickeyMoop
2012-03-26 15:05:11 UTC
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Who dat?
Who dat say who dat????
Dat ole' blond magic had him in her {glorious} spell. In order for him to even ghet to Munich, he had to get Uncle Martin to 'sell a helluva lot of aspirin' to finish Fear and Desire for Mazursky's Woman. ..in the words of the Plumber King of Brooklyn Heights, "I say no more."
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