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2018-04-09 19:11:13 UTC
Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany
I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.
I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.
I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.
So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.
And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.
I had an epiphany yesterday
I realized that Clay is gay
He plays dress up as Princess Lei-
Around the village every day
You'll see him prance and swish and sway
But I still love him anyway.
I had an epiphany last night, by heck
That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck
I mooch off my brother's disability check
I've got six chins beneath my neck
But no one ever would suspeck
Because they're hid beneath my beard.
I have to say it's really weird
To see yourself as others do.
My wife and kids done left me, too
I guess they saw the way I see
Myself with this epiphany.
So I can't write and I can't sing
And I can't fight Jim in a ring
Not even for some charity.
I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent
Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent
Who never bathes or pays his rent
And stinks like beer and pee.
And just in case you haven't guessed
This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess
I'll here confess that it is me
Willie "Douchebag" Dockery.