WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2006

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks for the
links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed the two
quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop laughing
before I give myself hiccups. =)

MCP

2006-10-20 06:38:39 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Naughty Boy

2006-10-20 06:45:47 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Upset you didn't get an award?

Don't worry, try harder this month!

NB

Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger

2006-10-20 06:58:25 UTC

Post by Naughty Boy

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Upset you didn't get an award?
Don't worry, try harder this month!

Isn't that what you live for, Nobody Girly?

Post by Naughty Boy
NB

kingpin+

2006-10-20 06:46:27 UTC

MCP wrote:
[snIP]

Post by MCP
Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Isn't MCP an acronym for "Male Chauvinist Pig?"

Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger

2006-10-20 07:06:01 UTC

Post by kingpin+
[snIP]

Post by MCP
Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Isn't MCP an acronym for "Male Chauvinist Pig?"

Are you a Semale Chauvinist Pig?

Demon Lord of Confusion

2006-10-20 08:17:13 UTC

On Thu, 19 Oct 2006 23:46:27 -0700, kingpin+nntp attempted to confuse the

Post by kingpin+
[snIP]

Post by MCP
Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Isn't MCP an acronym for "Male Chauvinist Pig?"

Hence his nickname, "Piggy"...
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Or watch it here:

Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
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A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <***@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <***@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>

"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
***@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com

"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined to
describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of stoned
hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as throwing
money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then explaining to
reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil Ochs summed it
up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you off." So when
journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows, at best it's
careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization. Osama bin Laden
wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie Hoffman merely wanted
to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner, http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v

Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger

2006-10-20 08:44:48 UTC

Post by Demon Lord of Confusion
On Thu, 19 Oct 2006 23:46:27 -0700, kingpin+nntp attempted to confuse the

Post by kingpin+
[snIP]

Post by MCP
Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Isn't MCP an acronym for "Male Chauvinist Pig?"

Hence his nickname, "Piggy"...

Wouldn't it fit for your nickname to be "fuzzy"?

Post by Demon Lord of Confusion
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069
The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
http://youtu.be/uqxmPjB0WSs
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.
Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.
"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.
"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined to
describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of stoned
hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as throwing
money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then explaining to
reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil Ochs summed it
up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you off." So when
journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows, at best it's
careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization. Osama bin Laden
wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie Hoffman merely wanted
to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner, http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v

Daedalus

2006-10-20 13:46:02 UTC

Post by kingpin+
[snIP]

Post by MCP
Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Isn't MCP an acronym for "Male Chauvinist Pig?"

Yes, but ironically, Piggy can only dream of one day being manly
enough to be a chauvinist.

Jade

MCP

2006-10-20 13:54:12 UTC

Post by kingpin+
[snIP]

Post by MCP
Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Isn't MCP an acronym for "Male Chauvinist Pig?"

Yes, but ironically, Piggy can only dream of one day being manly
enough to be a chauvinist.
Jade

And so say's Anus, the usenet coward who crawls every now and then from
under HIS rock! Ha Ha Ha

Daedalus

2006-10-20 14:08:56 UTC

Post by kingpin+
[snIP]

Post by MCP
Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Isn't MCP an acronym for "Male Chauvinist Pig?"

Yes, but ironically, Piggy can only dream of one day being manly
enough to be a chauvinist.
Jade

And so say's Anus, the usenet coward who crawls every now and then from
under HIS rock! Ha Ha Ha

Piggy, I've been posting to soc.men constantly. I've even replied to
your posts on many occasions, you illiterate addled twit.

Perhaps someone emailed you a virus that blocks my posts or you're the
coward who avoids me.

Have a shitty day, Pansy boi.

Jade

MCP

2006-10-20 14:11:49 UTC

Post by kingpin+
[snIP]

Post by MCP
Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Isn't MCP an acronym for "Male Chauvinist Pig?"

Yes, but ironically, Piggy can only dream of one day being manly
enough to be a chauvinist.
Jade

And so say's Anus, the usenet coward who crawls every now and then from
under HIS rock! Ha Ha Ha

Piggy, I've been posting to soc.men constantly. I've even replied to
your posts on many occasions, you illiterate addled twit.
Perhaps someone emailed you a virus that blocks my posts or you're the
coward who avoids me.
Have a shitty day, Pansy boi.
Jade

Your owned by soc.men, Slimball!!

Island Girly

2006-10-20 14:51:45 UTC

Post by kingpin+
[snIP]

Post by MCP
Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Isn't MCP an acronym for "Male Chauvinist Pig?"

Yes, but ironically, Piggy can only dream of one day being manly
enough to be a chauvinist.
Jade

And so say's Anus, the usenet coward who crawls every now and then from
under HIS rock! Ha Ha Ha

Piggy, I've been posting to soc.men constantly. I've even replied to
your posts on many occasions, you illiterate addled twit.
Perhaps someone emailed you a virus that blocks my posts or you're the
coward who avoids me.
Have a shitty day, Pansy boi.
Jade

Your owned by soc.men, Slimball!!

She *is* very svelte.

--
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hubby being an attorney? Why does Lardtard harbor a pedo in her home with
access to her grandchildren?

Aratzio

2006-10-20 16:01:42 UTC

Post by kingpin+
[snIP]

Post by MCP
Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Isn't MCP an acronym for "Male Chauvinist Pig?"

Yes, but ironically, Piggy can only dream of one day being manly
enough to be a chauvinist.
Jade

And so say's Anus, the usenet coward who crawls every now and then from
under HIS rock! Ha Ha Ha

Piggy, I've been posting to soc.men constantly. I've even replied to
your posts on many occasions, you illiterate addled twit.
Perhaps someone emailed you a virus that blocks my posts or you're the
coward who avoids me.
Have a shitty day, Pansy boi.
Jade

Your owned by soc.men, Slimball!!

Illieracy, it's not just for breakfast anymore.

--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger

2006-10-22 11:04:01 UTC

Post by kingpin+
[snIP]

Post by MCP
Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Isn't MCP an acronym for "Male Chauvinist Pig?"

Yes, but ironically, Piggy can only dream of one day being manly
enough to be a chauvinist.
Jade

And so say's Anus, the usenet coward who crawls every now and then from
under HIS rock! Ha Ha Ha

Don't you wish that you were me? They can't even give me any kook awards, if
their pee pee really desire for.

Bob Officer

2006-10-20 14:46:20 UTC

On 19 Oct 2006 23:46:27 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks,

Post by kingpin+
[snIP]

Post by MCP
Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Isn't MCP an acronym for "Male Chauvinist Pig?"

unless it is crossposted to alt.mindcontrol,

then it stands for Mind Controlled Person.

--
Ak'toh'di

Archie Leach

2006-10-20 07:38:43 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

W00T! Acceptents speach noted. Short but sweet.

Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger

2006-10-20 07:55:02 UTC

Post by Archie Leach

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

W00T! Acceptents speach noted.
Short but sweet.

Is that your prickle sugar coated?

Chadwick Stone©

2006-10-20 10:42:38 UTC

X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks for
the links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed the two
quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop laughing
before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

--
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PSHL&S, 08/2006, Teh SMM II Debacle

MCP

2006-10-20 13:12:54 UTC

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks for
the links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed the two
quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop laughing
before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

Bwaaaaaaa! Fuckwick Stone the usenet bully from AUK baby talking group
dosn't like it when anyone tells him to FO!!

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
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HoT, 03/2005
BWMDW, 08/2005, Trainer of pSylvia pSullivan
PSHL&S, 08/2006, Teh SMM II Debacle

Daedalus

2006-10-20 14:02:16 UTC

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks for
the links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed the two
quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop laughing
before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

Bwaaaaaaa! Fuckwick Stone the usenet bully from AUK baby talking group
dosn't like it when anyone tells him to FO!!

Come to Suffolk and tell me to FO, ya little bitch!

Jade

MCP

2006-10-20 14:08:30 UTC

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks for
the links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed the two
quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop laughing
before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

Bwaaaaaaa! Fuckwick Stone the usenet bully from AUK baby talking group
dosn't like it when anyone tells him to FO!!

Come to Suffolk and tell me to FO, ya little bitch!
Jade

No problem asswipe, but you are such a fucking coward hiding behind false
names and ips you would run like fuck if we ever came face to face, just
like your ass stabbing buddy PJR running out of smm like a scalded cat!! Ha
Ha Ha Ha

Daedalus

2006-10-20 14:10:32 UTC

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks for
the links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed the two
quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop laughing
before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

Bwaaaaaaa! Fuckwick Stone the usenet bully from AUK baby talking group
dosn't like it when anyone tells him to FO!!

Come to Suffolk and tell me to FO, ya little bitch!
Jade

So, in other words, you're making excuses already.

Completely expected.

Go cry in your pillow, pansyboi!

Jade

Island Girly

2006-10-20 14:53:28 UTC

On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 13:12:54 GMT, "MCP"

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks
for the links, and the great award titles -- I especially
enjoyed the two quoted above, and will now have to figure out
how to stop laughing before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

Bwaaaaaaa! Fuckwick Stone the usenet bully from AUK baby talking
group dosn't like it when anyone tells him to FO!!

Come to Suffolk and tell me to FO, ya little bitch!
Jade

No problem asswipe, but you are such a fucking coward hiding behind
false names and ips you would run like fuck if we ever came face to
face, just like your ass stabbing buddy PJR running out of smm like a
scalded cat!! Ha Ha Ha Ha

So, in other words, you're making excuses already.
Completely expected.
Go cry in your pillow, pansyboi!
Jade

He does. Face down. Every single night. He cries tears of joy.

--
Is Blanket dead? Where is the Katrina single? Why did sPamHO lie about her
hubby being an attorney? Why does Lardtard harbor a pedo in her home with
access to her grandchildren?

Daedalus

2006-10-20 15:38:03 UTC

Post by Island Girly

On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 13:12:54 GMT, "MCP"

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks
for the links, and the great award titles -- I especially
enjoyed the two quoted above, and will now have to figure out
how to stop laughing before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

Bwaaaaaaa! Fuckwick Stone the usenet bully from AUK baby talking
group dosn't like it when anyone tells him to FO!!

Come to Suffolk and tell me to FO, ya little bitch!
Jade

No problem asswipe, but you are such a fucking coward hiding behind
false names and ips you would run like fuck if we ever came face to
face, just like your ass stabbing buddy PJR running out of smm like a
scalded cat!! Ha Ha Ha Ha

So, in other words, you're making excuses already.
Completely expected.
Go cry in your pillow, pansyboi!
Jade

He does. Face down. Every single night. He cries tears of joy.

Heh! While Vjiking lays on top of him.

Jade

Daedalus

2006-10-20 15:38:56 UTC

On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 14:54:07 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet

On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 13:12:54 GMT, "MCP"

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks
for the links, and the great award titles -- I especially
enjoyed the two quoted above, and will now have to figure out
how to stop laughing before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

Bwaaaaaaa! Fuckwick Stone the usenet bully from AUK baby talking
group dosn't like it when anyone tells him to FO!!

Come to Suffolk and tell me to FO, ya little bitch!
Jade

No problem asswipe, but you are such a fucking coward hiding behind
false names and ips you would run like fuck if we ever came face to
face, just like your ass stabbing buddy PJR running out of smm like a
scalded cat!! Ha Ha Ha Ha

So, in other words, you're making excuses already.
Completely expected.
Go cry in your pillow, pansyboi!

Shall I make reservations at the Front St. Gym?

Piggy might have a lot of experience beating up women.

Jade

Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger

2006-10-22 11:07:34 UTC

Post by Daedalus
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 14:54:07 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet

On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 13:12:54 GMT, "MCP"

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks
for the links, and the great award titles -- I especially
enjoyed the two quoted above, and will now have to figure out
how to stop laughing before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

Bwaaaaaaa! Fuckwick Stone the usenet bully from AUK baby talking
group dosn't like it when anyone tells him to FO!!

Come to Suffolk and tell me to FO, ya little bitch!
Jade

No problem asswipe, but you are such a fucking coward hiding behind
false names and ips you would run like fuck if we ever came face to
face, just like your ass stabbing buddy PJR running out of smm like a
scalded cat!! Ha Ha Ha Ha

So, in other words, you're making excuses already.
Completely expected.
Go cry in your pillow, pansyboi!

Shall I make reservations at the Front St. Gym?

Piggy might have a lot of experience beating up women.

Are you afraid or yyour not really a woman?

Post by Daedalus
Jade

Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger

2006-10-22 11:06:47 UTC

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks for
the links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed the two
quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop laughing
before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

Bwaaaaaaa! Fuckwick Stone the usenet bully from AUK baby talking group
dosn't like it when anyone tells him to FO!!

Come to Suffolk and tell me to FO, ya little bitch!
Jade

So, in other words, you're making excuses already.

The one who makes excuses is your, pussy faceplate.

Post by Daedalus
Completely expected.

Get ready and wet.

Post by Daedalus
Go cry in your pillow, pansyboi!

Imagination is your core competency.

Post by Daedalus
Jade

Aratzio

2006-10-20 16:00:31 UTC

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks for
the links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed the two
quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop laughing
before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

Bwaaaaaaa! Fuckwick Stone the usenet bully from AUK baby talking group
dosn't like it when anyone tells him to FO!!

Come to Suffolk and tell me to FO, ya little bitch!
Jade

No problem asswipe,

Anal obsession contimues.

Post by MCP
but you are such a fucking coward hiding behind false names

Post by MCP
and ips

Jade can also hide behind a finger. Guess which one, piggy.

Post by MCP
you would run like fuck if we ever came face to face,

How does one "run like fuck"? That would explain piggy still being a
virgin.

Send PJR the money, so he can send it to me and I will meet you piggy.
"What is you reason for your visit, Aratzio"
"Pleasure"

Post by MCP
just like your ass stabbing

Soc.froot Homoerotic fantasy #3.

Post by MCP
buddy PJR running out of smm like a scalded cat!!

Post by MCP
Ha Ha Ha Ha

Poor little humo(u)r retarded piggy.

--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger

2006-10-22 11:09:36 UTC

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks for
the links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed the two
quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop laughing
before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

Bwaaaaaaa! Fuckwick Stone the usenet bully from AUK baby talking group
dosn't like it when anyone tells him to FO!!

Come to Suffolk and tell me to FO, ya little bitch!
Jade

No problem asswipe,

Anal obsession contimues.

Post by MCP
but you are such a fucking coward hiding behind false names

Post by MCP
and ips

Jade can also hide behind a finger. Guess which one, piggy.

Jade can hide at least two fingers, apparently you weren't really getting
it.

Post by MCP
you would run like fuck if we ever came face to face,

How does one "run like fuck"? That would explain piggy still being a
virgin.
Send PJR the money, so he can send it to me and I will meet you piggy.

PJR can't generate money, or he'd still be FNVW by now.

Post by Aratzio
"What is you reason for your visit, Aratzio"
"Pleasure"

Post by MCP
just like your ass stabbing

Soc.froot Homoerotic fantasy #3.

Post by MCP
buddy PJR running out of smm like a scalded cat!!

Post by MCP
Ha Ha Ha Ha

Poor little humo(u)r retarded piggy.
--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio

2006-10-20 14:22:58 UTC

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks for
the links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed the two
quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop laughing
before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

Bwaaaaaaa! Fuckwick Stone the usenet bully from AUK baby talking group
dosn't like it when anyone tells him to FO!!

<checks posts>
And where do you imagine that happened, piggy?

--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger

2006-10-22 11:10:47 UTC

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks for
the links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed the two
quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop laughing
before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

Bwaaaaaaa! Fuckwick Stone the usenet bully from AUK baby talking group
dosn't like it when anyone tells him to FO!!

<checks posts>
And where do you imagine that happened, piggy?

I can provide evidence, if only AUK would not duck and take cover.

Post by Aratzio
--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Chadwick Stone©

2006-10-20 21:17:13 UTC

X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks for
the links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed the
two quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop
laughing before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

Bwaaaaaaa! Fuckwick Stone the usenet bully from AUK baby talking group
dosn't like it when anyone tells him to FO!!

Oh, you can tell me to FO if you want; however; it will only result in a
demonstration of your steroid-riddled impotence.

Morely Dotes

2006-10-20 22:34:50 UTC

Post by MCP
Bwaaaaaaa! Fuckwick Stone the usenet bully from AUK baby talking group
dosn't like it when anyone tells him to FO!!

And you're a gormless git. Good-bye, weak link.

--
Tired of spam in your mailbox? Come to http://www.spamblocked.com
If it were easy to dispose of useless [things], the politicians KNOW
they'd be the first to go.... (NANAE, snertking)

Daedalus

2006-10-20 14:22:36 UTC

On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:42:38 GMT, "Chadwick Stone©"

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks for
the links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed the two
quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop laughing
before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

No wonder he was complaining because the Gov't won't give PAPs to men.

Jade

MCP

2006-10-20 14:27:43 UTC

Post by Daedalus
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:42:38 GMT, "Chadwick Stone©"

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks for
the links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed the two
quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop laughing
before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

No wonder he was complaining because the Gov't won't give PAPs to men.

You assume that i am a man, Anus....you and your kind really lack any
fucking sense, Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Post by Daedalus
Jade

Daedalus

2006-10-20 14:33:03 UTC

Post by Daedalus
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:42:38 GMT, "Chadwick Stone©"

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks for
the links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed the two
quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop laughing
before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

No wonder he was complaining because the Gov't won't give PAPs to men.

You assume that i am a man, Anus....you and your kind really lack any
fucking sense, Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

We're assuming you're not a man. Have you been reading our posts?

Jade

MCP

2006-10-20 15:02:04 UTC

Post by Daedalus
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:42:38 GMT, "Chadwick Stone©"

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks for
the links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed the two
quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop laughing
before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

No wonder he was complaining because the Gov't won't give PAPs to men.

You assume that i am a man, Anus....you and your kind really lack any
fucking sense, Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

We're assuming you're not a man. Have you been reading our posts?
Jade

Have you been reading our posts?

Only when i want a good laugh!! :-)

Chadwick Stone©

2006-10-20 21:18:41 UTC

X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Daedalus
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:42:38 GMT, "Chadwick Stone©"

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks
for the links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed
the two quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop
laughing before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

No wonder he was complaining because the Gov't won't give PAPs to men.

You assume that i am a man

Piggy, no one has presumed you're anything other than a Usenet football.

Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition

2006-10-21 08:53:40 UTC

On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 14:27:43 +0000, MCP sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and

"Daedalus" wrote...

MCP has entered into testimony

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks for
the links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed the two
quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop laughing
before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

No wonder he was complaining because the Gov't won't give PAPs to men.

You assume that i am a man, Anus....you and your kind really lack any
fucking sense, Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

So, what does MCP stand for, Piggy, when you use it?
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris!
Demon Prince of Absurdity

"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:
<***@msgid.frell.theremailer.net>

The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks

Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
<H%%Eg.28916$***@bignews6.bellsouth.net>

MCP

2006-10-21 09:23:01 UTC

Post by Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 14:27:43 +0000, MCP sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and

"Daedalus" wrote...

MCP has entered into testimony

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks for
the links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed the two
quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop laughing
before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

No wonder he was complaining because the Gov't won't give PAPs to men.

You assume that i am a man, Anus....you and your kind really lack any
fucking sense, Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

So, what does MCP stand for, Piggy, when you use it?

Eat Shit Fuckface, Bwaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Post by Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris!
Demon Prince of Absurdity
"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky

Demon Lord of Confusion

2006-10-21 19:30:04 UTC

On Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:12:22 +0000, Cujo DeSockpuppet attempted to confuse

"Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition" wrote...

Post by Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 14:27:43 +0000, MCP sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and

"Daedalus" wrote...

MCP has entered into testimony

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks
for the links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed
the two quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop
laughing before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

No wonder he was complaining because the Gov't won't give PAPs to men.

You assume that i am a man, Anus....you and your kind really lack any
fucking sense, Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

So, what does MCP stand for, Piggy, when you use it?

Eat Shit Fuckface, Bwaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

What a comeback, Oinker! Tell him that his Mommy wears combats boots too.

Be careful, you might confuse hir.
--
________________________________________________________________________
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The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.

If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:
http://youtu.be/uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf

"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <***@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <***@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>

"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
***@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com

"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined to
describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of stoned
hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as throwing
money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then explaining to
reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil Ochs summed it
up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you off." So when
journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows, at best it's
careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization. Osama bin Laden
wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie Hoffman merely wanted
to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner, http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v

Demon Lord of Confusion

2006-10-21 19:32:07 UTC

On Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:23:01 +0000, MCP attempted to confuse the issue

"Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition" wrote...

Post by Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 14:27:43 +0000, MCP sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and

"Daedalus" wrote...

MCP has entered into testimony

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks for
the links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed the
two quoted above, and will now have to figure out how to stop
laughing before I give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Awwwwwwww... Piggy's pussy hurts :)

No wonder he was complaining because the Gov't won't give PAPs to men.

You assume that i am a man, Anus....you and your kind really lack any
fucking sense, Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

So, what does MCP stand for, Piggy, when you use it?

Eat Shit Fuckface, Bwaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Hmmmm. "ESF" doesn't really seem to fit *MCP*. Maybe you should try
again?
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069
The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.

If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:
http://youtu.be/uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf

"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <***@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <***@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>

"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
***@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com

"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined to
describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of stoned
hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as throwing
money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then explaining to
reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil Ochs summed it
up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you off." So when
journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows, at best it's
careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization. Osama bin Laden
wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie Hoffman merely wanted
to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner, http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v

Meat Plow

2006-10-20 13:51:48 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

This is a really fantastic idea, and very well written! Thanks for the
links, and the great award titles -- I especially enjoyed the two quoted
above, and will now have to figure out how to stop laughing before I
give myself hiccups. =)

Little amuses brain dead twats like you lot at AUK!! :-)

Poor piggy not even amusing enough for a kook award. :-p

--
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004

COOSN-266-06-25794

Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger

2006-10-20 07:04:52 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

[snIP]

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

Obviously you are an active AUK kook.

Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger

2006-10-20 06:48:33 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

You are lazy piece of scum who wants all the responsibilities but fails each
obligation.

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
<music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://youtu.be/NDfy1ZLeh5Q
</music>
The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2006 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!

Happy Halloween!!!

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
<music>drumroll</music>
RICHARD M NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD
The winner is...PAMELA K. RUSSELL!

Good job Pam for fucking up the Lesbo's ego trip!

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
15 votes Pamela K Russell
07 votes Richard M Scoville
05 votes Edmond Heinz Wollmann
05 votes Ernest Primeau
03 votes Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
02 votes Richard "the st00pid" Bullis
02 votes Steve "BowTie"/"Rasta Khan"/"Fly Cooter" Young
02 votes Will Dockery
01 votes Daryl Hunt
01 votes Hyerdahl of soc.men
01 votes The Big Eight Management Board
00 votes none of the above
Congratulations, Fangirlfriend! If the TRVTH wins marathons, then you,
in your corpulence and delusional mendacity, never left the starting
line.
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is...DUSTIN COOK!

Hey Dustin, You see how I fuck up AUK on a daily basis? You can do it. Just
have to massively insult FNVW, they will exempt you from kook awards. The
DAO is in the fight!!!

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
17 votes Dustin Cook
09 votes Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. teslacoils2006
06 votes Jamie "the Lamie" Baille
02 votes Douglas of alt.magick
02 votes none of the above
Congratulations, Dustbin! After months and months of Kadaitcha Man
presenting you to AUK yet not convincing anyone to vote you an award,
all it took was KM and Rhonda falling in love to make you melt down
spectacularly. What's the matter, jealous much?
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is...JILL OF SOC.MEN!

Hello, I don't know who you are. You must be a nice innocent person so that
they give an award on the innocent side of the kookdom. Don't worry, every
one who steps into the kookdom will either get a CNofM or KofM. IMHO, CNotM
is better recognition.

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
13 votes Jill of soc.men
11 votes Dustin Cook
06 votes Vinny Barbarino
02 votes none of the above
Congratulations, Jill! That's not applause you hear, but the sound of
irony meters exploding all over USENET.
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is...DUSTIN COOK!

Dustin again, They are being oxymoronic...how can one be a KofM and being
Coward at same time?

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
31 votes YES
03 votes NO
Congratulations again, Dustbin! So, how did poasting Rhonda's emails
work out for you?
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
The winner is...ALAN JONES!

Hello ALAN, LOONEY MAROON award came from a distant history. I want it
myself, except I want no kook awards at all.

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
17 votes Alan Jones
06 votes William Barwell
02 votes neither of the above
Congratulations, Fish Food! So, someone who claims to be an expert on
pop music when The King of Pop was at the top of his game doesn't
recognize the other big names in pop music at the same time? Pleace to
be clicking on the link for the best unintentional commentary on MJ by
someone who actually has talent.
http://youtu.be/U3AeHgtothc
JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
The winner is...
08 votes Wabbit

Hello, don't stranger. Talk to me and let me know you are Wabbit. I'll help
you through difficult time, for real.

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
07 votes neither of the above
Congratulations, Wabbit! Fr0gging someone the other regulars in your
home froup know to be in prison? Yep, pathetic.
TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is...
16 votes Duane Arnold

My best regards, although I haven't heard much of your name. Like all other
victims of the AUK kook award, don't forget to show your personality and
style.

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
07 votes Ernest Primeau
01 votes neither of the above
Congratulations, Duane! Pleace to be telling us how repeatedly claiming
to be ignoring others isn't any more dramatic or silly than "Talk to the
hand."
VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
We (tinw) hace a tie. The winners are..."DR." AVENGER, J. TAYLOR, AND
DON FINDLAY!
06 votes Dr. Avenger

Is Avenger a female spy from English or parody? I wish you good luck and
show me what you can do.

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
06 votes J. Taylor & Don Findlay
04 votes neither of the above
Congratulations, you motley crew of cranks! First, "Dr." Avenger, are
you sure that claiming descent from the man who took credit for
"discovering" the clitoris is such a good thing? Next, how much do you
really know about women? Pleace to be clicking on the link and taking
the test, then get back to us (tinu).
The How Much You Know About Women Test
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16632578631264830153
Next, Taylor and Findlay, pleace to be explaining how an expanding Earth
would be able to account for the formation and destruction of the
supercontinent Rodinia during the late Proterozoic and the formation of
Pangaea during the late Paleozoic.
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is...DARYL HUNT!

Hi Daryl, I am sorry that they outted your person information. Don't worry
about it, you'd neither be famous nor infamous because only that. They have
outted a lot of posters. None were killed or injured. The worst they could
do is telling people where you do live. I'll say start being discrete for
your own protection.

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
23 votes Daryl Hunt
08 votes Jamie "the Lamie" Baille
02 votes neither of the above
Congratulations, Daryl! Auto-flagellations are such fun to watch,
especially yours.
BALSA GAVEL
The winner is...TIM BOLEN!

Hi, I am sure you won't be my enemy, cus there is no point to be
disrespectful to someone who takes your side as a stranger.

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
25 votes YES
03 votes NO
Congratulations, Tim! Now, how do you expect a US Court to have
juridiction over a British company and why should the Brits follow the
US "opt-out" convention when UK law dictates "opt-in?"
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is...Richard M. Scoville

Richard, This must have been your 20th AUK award. Did you really want them?

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
38 votes YES
01 votes NO
Congratulations, Chicken Dickie! Pleace to be burying your dead
kookshite up on Cemetary Ridge before you retreat.
The winner is...ALT.ATHEISM!

I am an atheist. I would have been a part of you. I don't know what problem
AUK had with your group. Any group, weather is Michael Jackon Fan Group of
yours reflect the value of a demograph. If AUK had problem with a demograph,
they are the one who are off.

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
09 votes alt.atheism
08 votes Douglas of alt.magick
03 votes neither of the above
Congratulations, freethinkers! Your belief that you have won against
the theists must make the Invisible Pink Unicorn and the Flying
Spaghetti Monster proud.
BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
The winner is...Dustin Cook

Dustin, again. We should go to virtual lunch. You choose a group.

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
30 votes YES
03 votes NO
Congratulations a third time, Dustbin! Explain again how you were
"trolled" by Rhonda.
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...DEAN ROGER RAY!

Hay, Roger that, Dean. ;-) Surprise me.

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
19 votes Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. teslacoils2006
10 votes Jamie "the Lamie" Baille
03 votes neither of the above
Congratulations, Teslafartz! You wrote your anti-Masonic screeds as if
there was an award for maximum number of words. Well, this is it!
KLUCK LYSAGHT "TAR AND FEATHERS" AWARD
The winner is...Ernest Primeau

I don't know why AUK kooks hate you. You must hate them too. So we are
enemies of enemies.

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
21 votes YES
01 votes NO
Congratulations, Ernie! Whatever you've been doing on alt.baldspot the
past few years, it's been enough to make the regulars want to run you
out of town, over a canyon, with the bridge out.
BUSTED URINAL AWARD
The winner is...BOB&CAROLE!

I thought I read Bob&Carole recently. What do you (guys) do?

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
17 votes bob&carole
15 votes Jamie "the Lamie" Baille
01 votes Kantica22
00 votes none of the above
Congratulations, opportunistic homophobic spammers! How does it feel to
make the regulars of more than 100 froups mad at you?
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
The winner is...ROBERTA "MOP JOCKEY" WOLFE!

Jade (deja) is Cujo. She likes to think she 'trains' somebody or something.
What a lonely Lesbo Bitch!!!

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
19 votes Roberta "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, trained by Daedalus
07 votes Double-A, trained by Art Deco
04 votes Kenneth R Pangborn, trained by Chas Nemo
01 votes none of the above
Congratulations, Unixd0rk! Was it worth it to purchase a domain name
and host it just so you could claim "victolly" over Jade? Too bad the
only thing she had to do was change netkooks to netk00ks in order to
escape your "trap."
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is...
26 votes Kenneth R Pangborn, a.k.a. Kenny Kakes

Hello, Kenny. Long time no flame. When I am posting, you have the rights to
free speech.

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
04 votes Donald "Skeptic"/"TJ"/"Your Logic Tutor" Alford
Congratulations on defending your office, Kenny Kakes! You absolutely
breathtaking ability to misunderstand the written word certainly helped
you win re-election.
OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
The winner is...PSYLVIA!

PSYVIA, THESE FUCKING WORTHLESS MORONS WANT TO MAKE YOU FAMOUSE LIKE ME. HOW
CAN YOU REFUSE???

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
24 votes Sylvia Sullivan, a.k.a. "PSYLVIA"
05 votes William Barwell
Congratulations, PSYLVIA! You're winning elections by margins almost as
large as the margins you lost by in meatspace.
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!

Hi, What are your tricks, I am yet to see.

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
21 votes The Big-8 Management Board
07 votes Marcus Cox and Russ H
Congratulations, Team Calvin! The RFD for news.groups.proposals with
B8MBy as the moderators was a great piece of campaign literature!
This concludes the announcement of the winners of the September 2006
Usenet Kook Awards. Fifty people submitted fifty-one ballots. Both

To be accurate, these 'fifty people' are likely less than ten pairs of hands
crawling on keyboard all day all night all season all year long to create
their traffic in AUK. Unfortunately, the traffic volume becomes an
economical value. We must distinguish waste basket from treasure island.
These AUK kooks share common interest, post accounts, nyms and underwear. My
suggestion to all others is to FUCK THEM UP verbally using reasons,
creativities, spirituality and volume of your own voices.

LONG LIVE PEOPLE AND KINDNESS FOR THE WORLD!

Real Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Ranger.

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
duplicate ballots were discarded (and both were sent from an anonymous
remailer, too). Another voter used an altered ballot, and thus was
disqualified. Finally, a notorious disenfranchised net-kook also voted
and I discarded his ballot, too. Consequently forty-seven ballots were
counted and four were discarded.
See you all early next month, when the Halloween candy is still fresh.
Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming, Bob, and Fluffy!
<music>"They're Coming to Take Me Away"
http://youtu.be/oNLSzNdKdG8
</music>
--
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

Molester Of The Millenium

2006-10-20 07:42:36 UTC

On 19 Oct 2006, "Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger"

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

You are lazy piece of scum who wants all the responsibilities but
fails each obligation.

You misspelled Democrat...

--
Michael Jackson

Scientific Name: Childus-molestor
A color changing creature of the night that preys on young boys.

Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger

2006-10-20 08:05:34 UTC

"Molester Of The Millenium"

Post by Molester Of The Millenium
On 19 Oct 2006, "Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger"

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

You are lazy piece of scum who wants all the responsibilities but
fails each obligation.

You misspelled Democrat...

The fact is that Democrats are better at fulfilling their obligation to
people than republicans holding responsibilities for the economy.

Post by Molester Of The Millenium
--
Michael Jackson

Stop annoying posters using a pop star's real name.

Post by Molester Of The Millenium
Scientific Name: Childus-molestor
A color changing creature of the night that preys on young boys.

Molester Of The Millenium

2006-10-20 08:15:39 UTC

On 20 Oct 2006, "Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger"

Post by Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger
"Molester Of The Millenium"

Post by Molester Of The Millenium
On 19 Oct 2006, "Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger"

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

You are lazy piece of scum who wants all the responsibilities but
fails each obligation.

You misspelled Democrat...

The fact is that Democrats are better at fulfilling their obligation
to people than republicans holding responsibilities for the economy.

Paging Al Gore. Al Gore, please pick up the phone at the Jerry Brown
Courtesy Counter.

Post by Molester Of The Millenium
--
Michael Jackson

Stop annoying posters using a pop star's real name.

Of course, how rude of me.

--
Michael Jackson

Scientific Name: Childus-molestor
A color changing creature of the night that preys on young boys.

Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger

2006-10-20 08:42:52 UTC

"Molester Of The Millenium"

Post by Molester Of The Millenium
On 20 Oct 2006, "Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger"

Post by Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger
"Molester Of The Millenium"

Post by Molester Of The Millenium
On 19 Oct 2006, "Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger"

Post by Molester Of The Millenium

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

You are lazy piece of scum who wants all the responsibilities but
fails each obligation.

You misspelled Democrat...

The fact is that Democrats are better at fulfilling their obligation
to people than republicans holding responsibilities for the economy.

Paging Al Gore. Al Gore, please pick up the phone at the Jerry Brown
Courtesy Counter.

Al Gore is one example of a nice person (Americans often think as losers)
who is not suitable to be a politian, unlike the other camp. I hope people
will soon realize that a strong leader of the nation is also a strong hand
of a government.

Post by Molester Of The Millenium
--
Michael Jackson

Stop annoying posters using a pop star's real name.

Of course, how rude of me.

Admittedly you are rude and annoying. Everyone knows that you are not
Michael Jackson.

Post by Molester Of The Millenium
--
Michael Jackson
Scientific Name: Childus-molestor
A color changing creature of the night that preys on young boys.

C***@Knicklas.com

2006-10-20 14:01:10 UTC

On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:15:39 +0000 (UTC), Molester Of
The Millenium

Post by Molester Of The Millenium
On 20 Oct 2006, "Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger"

Post by Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger
"Molester Of The Millenium"

Post by Molester Of The Millenium
On 19 Oct 2006, "Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger"

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

You are lazy piece of scum who wants all the responsibilities but
fails each obligation.

You misspelled Democrat...

The fact is that Democrats are better at fulfilling their obligation
to people than republicans holding responsibilities for the economy.

Paging Al Gore. Al Gore, please pick up the phone at the Jerry Brown
Courtesy Counter.

Lets see if that computes......

Gore didn't lie about WMD

Gore isn't a coke-addled, brain-dead idiot

Gore didn't lie to America

Gore didn't kill 500,000 + Iraqis

Gore didn't kill nearly 3,000 American servicepeople

Gore didn't wound/maim 12,000 others

Gore didn't raise taxes on those who served

Gore didn't desert

Gore got nearly 1,000,000 MORE votes in 2000 that your
lying scum bag

Now, why did you want to call Gore?

Dustbin Ko0k

2006-10-20 16:16:25 UTC

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:15:39 +0000 (UTC), Molester Of
The Millenium

Post by Molester Of The Millenium
On 20 Oct 2006, "Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger"

Post by Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger
"Molester Of The Millenium"

Post by Molester Of The Millenium
On 19 Oct 2006, "Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger"

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

You are lazy piece of scum who wants all the responsibilities but
fails each obligation.

You misspelled Democrat...

The fact is that Democrats are better at fulfilling their obligation
to people than republicans holding responsibilities for the economy.

Paging Al Gore. Al Gore, please pick up the phone at the Jerry Brown
Courtesy Counter.

Lets see if that computes......
Gore didn't lie about WMD
Gore isn't a coke-addled, brain-dead idiot
Gore didn't lie to America
Gore didn't kill 500,000 + Iraqis
Gore didn't kill nearly 3,000 American servicepeople
Gore didn't wound/maim 12,000 others
Gore didn't raise taxes on those who served
Gore didn't desert
Gore got nearly 1,000,000 MORE votes in 2000 that your
lying scum bag
Now, why did you want to call Gore?

Are you still going to be that bitter when it happens again in 2008?

--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

C***@Knicklas.com

2006-10-21 05:27:42 UTC

On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:16:25 -0700, "Dustbin Ko0k"

Post by Molester Of The Millenium
Paging Al Gore. Al Gore, please pick up the phone at the Jerry Brown
Courtesy Counter.

Lets see if that computes......
Gore didn't lie about WMD
Gore isn't a coke-addled, brain-dead idiot
Gore didn't lie to America
Gore didn't kill 500,000 + Iraqis
Gore didn't kill nearly 3,000 American servicepeople
Gore didn't wound/maim 12,000 others
Gore didn't raise taxes on those who served
Gore didn't desert
Gore got nearly 1,000,000 MORE votes in 2000 that your
lying scum bag
Now, why did you want to call Gore?

Are you still going to be that bitter when it happens again in 2008?

Not a question of being "bitter"

a) it's a fact

b) it's caused massive debt

c) it's caused deaths of 650,000+ civilians

d) It's caused the deaths of nearly 3,000 Americans

e) It's wounded and maimed 12,000 + and then your lying
scumbag raised THEIR taxes.

f) It's funneled trillions to the wealthiest

g) it's attempted to give away more of OUR oil so it
can be sold back to us at exorbitant prices----

h) Our natural resources are being given to the wealthy
and multinational oil companies for pennies,

i) and to rub salt in our wounds, your idiot party gave
them $40 BILLION of our money while they fucked us.

Dustbin Ko0k

2006-10-21 15:49:49 UTC

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:16:25 -0700, "Dustbin Ko0k"

Post by Molester Of The Millenium
Paging Al Gore. Al Gore, please pick up the phone at the Jerry
Brown Courtesy Counter.

Lets see if that computes......
Gore didn't lie about WMD
Gore isn't a coke-addled, brain-dead idiot
Gore didn't lie to America
Gore didn't kill 500,000 + Iraqis
Gore didn't kill nearly 3,000 American servicepeople
Gore didn't wound/maim 12,000 others
Gore didn't raise taxes on those who served
Gore didn't desert
Gore got nearly 1,000,000 MORE votes in 2000 that your
lying scum bag
Now, why did you want to call Gore?

Are you still going to be that bitter when it happens again in 2008?

Not a question of being "bitter"
a) it's a fact
b) it's caused massive debt
c) it's caused deaths of 650,000+ civilians
d) It's caused the deaths of nearly 3,000 Americans
e) It's wounded and maimed 12,000 + and then your lying
scumbag raised THEIR taxes.
f) It's funneled trillions to the wealthiest
g) it's attempted to give away more of OUR oil so it
can be sold back to us at exorbitant prices----
h) Our natural resources are being given to the wealthy
and multinational oil companies for pennies,
i) and to rub salt in our wounds, your idiot party gave
them $40 BILLION of our money while they fucked us.

How many years are you going to keep posting, pouting, and claiming that
following the Republican sweep in 2008?

--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

C***@Knicklas.com

2006-10-21 16:03:56 UTC

On Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:49:49 -0700, "Dustbin Ko0k"

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:16:25 -0700, "Dustbin Ko0k"

Post by Molester Of The Millenium
Paging Al Gore. Al Gore, please pick up the phone at the Jerry
Brown Courtesy Counter.

Lets see if that computes......
Gore didn't lie about WMD
Gore isn't a coke-addled, brain-dead idiot
Gore didn't lie to America
Gore didn't kill 500,000 + Iraqis
Gore didn't kill nearly 3,000 American servicepeople
Gore didn't wound/maim 12,000 others
Gore didn't raise taxes on those who served
Gore didn't desert
Gore got nearly 1,000,000 MORE votes in 2000 that your
lying scum bag
Now, why did you want to call Gore?

Are you still going to be that bitter when it happens again in 2008?

Not a question of being "bitter"
a) it's a fact
b) it's caused massive debt
c) it's caused deaths of 650,000+ civilians
d) It's caused the deaths of nearly 3,000 Americans
e) It's wounded and maimed 12,000 + and then your lying
scumbag raised THEIR taxes.
f) It's funneled trillions to the wealthiest
g) it's attempted to give away more of OUR oil so it
can be sold back to us at exorbitant prices----
h) Our natural resources are being given to the wealthy
and multinational oil companies for pennies,
i) and to rub salt in our wounds, your idiot party gave
them $40 BILLION of our money while they fucked us.

How many years are you going to keep posting, pouting, and claiming that
following the Republican sweep in 2008?

Snicker.

Perhaps you haven't seen the mood of the american
public lately?

Besides, whether or not your racist, homophobic bigots
and liars win, doesn't negate what I posted.

You showed you couldn't defend any of it.

WindsorFox[SS]

2006-10-21 17:28:40 UTC

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
i) and to rub salt in our wounds, your idiot party gave
them $40 BILLION of our money while they fucked us.

How many years are you going to keep posting, pouting, and claiming that
following the Republican sweep in 2008?

Snicker.
Perhaps you haven't seen the mood of the american
public lately?

You mean the k00ks on the far far left? You are out
numbered.

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
Besides, whether or not your racist, homophobic bigots
and liars win, doesn't negate what I posted.
You showed you couldn't defend any of it.

There isn't more than a shred of truth in your post to begin
with.

--
"Trespassing on private computer networks through
intentional misrepresentation is an activity that
merits no First Amendment protection" - Judge James W. Haley Jr.

"And now Dib I leave you to your.... Moosey fate!" -
Invader Zim

WindsorFox[SS]

2006-10-21 17:22:17 UTC

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:16:25 -0700, "Dustbin Ko0k"

Post by Molester Of The Millenium
Paging Al Gore. Al Gore, please pick up the phone at the Jerry Brown
Courtesy Counter.

Lets see if that computes......
Gore didn't lie about WMD

No one did in reality. You've chosen to not see reality.

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
Gore isn't a coke-addled, brain-dead idiot

Yes he is. He's less intelligent that the shrub, just a
better public speaker. You should learn the difference.

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
Gore didn't lie to America

He is a politician. Period.

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
Gore didn't kill 500,000 + Iraqis

No one man has. Beside that, it is a war. Iraq ignored the
resolution they signed after numerous warnings.

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
Gore didn't kill nearly 3,000 American servicepeople

Neither has Bush. No one person has. This and the previous
thoughts are beyond stupidity. Perhaps anyone who sees these
as truthful should move to Switzerland and be 100% neutral.
Oh but that would cause a problem for a wuss because
military service is mandatory and you are considered fit and
available from the age of 15 to 49. Passivists aren't wanted
anywhere it seems.

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
Gore didn't wound/maim 12,000 others

See above

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
Gore didn't raise taxes on those who served

Site?

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
Gore didn't desert

Neither did Bush.

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
Gore got nearly 1,000,000 MORE votes in 2000 that your
lying scum bag

You got that info from, where?? When your lying scumbags try
to vote with a stack of 3,4, or 5 cards they don't count.

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
Now, why did you want to call Gore?

Are you still going to be that bitter when it happens again in 2008?

Not a question of being "bitter"
f) It's funneled trillions to the wealthiest
g) it's attempted to give away more of OUR oil so it
can be sold back to us at exorbitant prices----
h) Our natural resources are being given to the wealthy
and multinational oil companies for pennies,
i) and to rub salt in our wounds, your idiot party gave
them $40 BILLION of our money while they fucked us.

Your "facts" point you out as a rather unintelligent k00k.

Demon Lord of Confusion

2006-10-21 19:41:04 UTC

On Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:22:17 -0500, WindsorFox[SS] attempted to confuse

Post by WindsorFox[SS]

Post by Molester Of The Millenium
Paging Al Gore. Al Gore, please pick up the phone at the Jerry Brown
Courtesy Counter.

Lets see if that computes......
Gore didn't lie about WMD

No one did in reality. You've chosen to not see reality.

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
Gore isn't a coke-addled, brain-dead idiot

Yes he is. He's less intelligent that the shrub, just a better public
speaker. You should learn the difference.

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
Gore didn't lie to America

He is a politician. Period.

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
Gore didn't kill 500,000 + Iraqis

No one man has. Beside that, it is a war. Iraq ignored the resolution they
signed after numerous warnings.

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
Gore didn't kill nearly 3,000 American servicepeople

Neither has Bush. No one person has. This and the previous thoughts are
beyond stupidity. Perhaps anyone who sees these as truthful should move to
Switzerland and be 100% neutral. Oh but that would cause a problem for a
wuss because military service is mandatory and you are considered fit and
available from the age of 15 to 49. Passivists aren't wanted anywhere it
seems.

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
Gore didn't wound/maim 12,000 others

See above

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
Gore didn't raise taxes on those who served

Site?

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
Gore didn't desert

Neither did Bush.

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
Gore got nearly 1,000,000 MORE votes in 2000 that your lying scum bag

You got that info from, where?? When your lying scumbags try to vote with
a stack of 3,4, or 5 cards they don't count.

Post by C***@Knicklas.com
Now, why did you want to call Gore?

Are you still going to be that bitter when it happens again in 2008?

Not a question of being "bitter"
f) It's funneled trillions to the wealthiest
g) it's attempted to give away more of OUR oil so it can be sold back to
us at exorbitant prices----
h) Our natural resources are being given to the wealthy and
multinational oil companies for pennies,
i) and to rub salt in our wounds, your idiot party gave them $40 BILLION
of our money while they fucked us.

Your "facts" point you out as a rather unintelligent k00k.

<points and laffs at the wingnut>
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069
The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.

If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:
http://youtu.be/uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf

"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <***@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <***@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>

"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
***@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com

"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined to
describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of stoned
hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as throwing
money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then explaining to
reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil Ochs summed it
up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you off." So when
journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows, at best it's
careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization. Osama bin Laden
wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie Hoffman merely wanted
to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner, http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v

Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition

2006-10-21 08:58:11 UTC

On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:42:36 +0000, Molester Of The Millenium sat in thee

On 19 Oct 2006, "Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger" posted some

"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" wrote...

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

You are lazy piece of scum who wants all the responsibilities but fails
each obligation.

You misspelled Democrat...

So, you don't think the Repugnicans have failed through mere
irresponsibility either, eh?
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris!
Demon Prince of Absurdity

"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:
<***@msgid.frell.theremailer.net>

The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks

Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
<H%%Eg.28916$***@bignews6.bellsouth.net>

Molester Of The Millenium

2006-10-21 09:28:26 UTC

On 21 Oct 2006, Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition

Post by Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:42:36 +0000, Molester Of The Millenium sat in

On 19 Oct 2006, "Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger" posted some

"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" wrote...

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

You are lazy piece of scum who wants all the responsibilities but
fails each obligation.

You misspelled Democrat...

So, you don't think the Repugnicans have failed through mere
irresponsibility either, eh?

They both suck. Sadly, it now comes down to guessing who will do the
least amount of damage during their term in office. If the Dem's had
come up with somebody better than that wimp Kerry, they would have taken
the last election. George and his crook buddy Cheney should be tried
for gross incompetence and embezzlement, then sentenced to life on Diego
Garcia.

--
Michael Jackson

Scientific Name: Childus-molestor
A color changing creature of the night that preys on young boys.

Demon Lord of Confusion

2006-10-21 19:26:57 UTC

On Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:28:26 +0000, Molester Of The Millenium attempted to

Post by Molester Of The Millenium
On 21 Oct 2006, Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition

Post by Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:42:36 +0000, Molester Of The Millenium sat in

On 19 Oct 2006, "Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger" posted some

"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" wrote...

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!

You are lazy piece of scum who wants all the responsibilities but
fails each obligation.

You misspelled Democrat...

So, you don't think the Repugnicans have failed through mere
irresponsibility either, eh?

They both suck. Sadly, it now comes down to guessing who will do the
least amount of damage during their term in office. If the Dem's had come
up with somebody better than that wimp Kerry, they would have taken the
last election. George and his crook buddy Cheney should be tried for
gross incompetence and embezzlement, then sentenced to life on Diego
Garcia.

Well, it may yet prove to be a moot point (getting rid of habeas corpus
kind of points in the direction of the aspirations of Bush and his
puppetmasters (Rove, Cheney, etc.), IMHO, though I could still be
wrong), but even if it doesn't, Hillary Clinton looks like the odds-on
fave to take the Democratic run at the Oval Office in '08, and she's
nearly as scary, in her own way, as the various Cheney/Voldemort &
Cheney/Cthulhu suggestions would be.
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069
The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.

If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:
http://youtu.be/uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf

"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <***@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <***@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>

"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
***@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com

"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined to
describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of stoned
hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as throwing
money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then explaining to
reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil Ochs summed it
up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you off." So when
journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows, at best it's
careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization. Osama bin Laden
wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie Hoffman merely wanted
to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner, http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v

Real Friendly Neibourhood Vote Ranger

2006-10-20 07:31:15 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!
<music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://youtu.be/NDfy1ZLeh5Q
</music>
The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2006 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
<music>drumroll</music>
RICHARD M NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD
The winner is...PAMELA K. RUSSELL!
15 votes Pamela K Russell
07 votes Richard M Scoville
05 votes Edmond Heinz Wollmann
05 votes Ernest Primeau
03 votes Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
02 votes Richard "the st00pid" Bullis
02 votes Steve "BowTie"/"Rasta Khan"/"Fly Cooter" Young
02 votes Will Dockery
01 votes Daryl Hunt
01 votes Hyerdahl of soc.men
01 votes The Big Eight Management Board
00 votes none of the above
Congratulations, Fangirlfriend! If the TRVTH wins marathons, then you,
in your corpulence and delusional mendacity, never left the starting
line.

This is just a warmup for your (unprecedented) second KotY award,
Spermwhale.

Look, Pam really caught the Lesbo's attention. It must hurt you, Cunt Juice,
to see that some people are not worried about getting more AUK kook awards.
Why can't you give me some and forget about the fake election.

Acceptance speech, please.
<sneck!>

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
The winner is...ALAN JONES!
17 votes Alan Jones
06 votes William Barwell
02 votes neither of the above
Congratulations, Fish Food! So, someone who claims to be an expert on
pop music when The King of Pop was at the top of his game doesn't
recognize the other big names in pop music at the same time? Pleace to
be clicking on the link for the best unintentional commentary on MJ by
someone who actually has talent.
http://youtu.be/U3AeHgtothc

Way to go, dipshit. It's long overdue.
Incoherent acceptance screed, please. The whinier the better, pedo-
enabler.
<sneck!>

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is...Richard M. Scoville
38 votes YES
01 votes NO
Congratulations, Chicken Dickie! Pleace to be burying your dead
kookshite up on Cemetary Ridge before you retreat.

froups mad at you?
Still no Dallas lawsuit?
<sneck!>

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
The winner is...ROBERTA "MOP JOCKEY" WOLFE!
19 votes Roberta "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, trained by Daedalus
07 votes Double-A, trained by Art Deco
04 votes Kenneth R Pangborn, trained by Chas Nemo
01 votes none of the above
Congratulations, Unixd0rk! Was it worth it to purchase a domain name
and host it just so you could claim "victolly" over Jade? Too bad the
only thing she had to do was change netkooks to netk00ks in order to
escape your "trap."

<sniff>
It's always nice to see a kook you've laughed at for years reach full
flower. I hope Jade uses a quality flea collar on you, Mop Jockey.
<sniff>

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is...
26 votes Kenneth R Pangborn, a.k.a. Kenny Kakes
04 votes Donald "Skeptic"/"TJ"/"Your Logic Tutor" Alford
Congratulations on defending your office, Kenny Kakes! You absolutely
breathtaking ability to misunderstand the written word certainly helped
you win re-election.

GO KENNY KAKES!!!1!!!!
<snippers>

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
21 votes The Big-8 Management Board
07 votes Marcus Cox and Russ H
Congratulations, Team Calvin! The RFD for news.groups.proposals with
B8MBy as the moderators was a great piece of campaign literature!

I am shocked this wasn't unanimous.
--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award & July 2005 Hammer of Thor.
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Hail Petitmorte!
"You have no clue how stupid you sound, do you?" - Edmo in an echo
chamber.

krp

2006-10-20 09:04:07 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is...
26 votes Kenneth R Pangborn, a.k.a. Kenny Kakes
04 votes Donald "Skeptic"/"TJ"/"Your Logic Tutor" Alford

What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of half-wits that
sit around masturbating in public all day.
This is like being called a "queer" by Michael Jackson.

2006-10-20 10:44:51 UTC

X-No-Archive: YES

What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of
half-wits that sit around masturbating in public all day.
This is like being called a "queer" by Michael Jackson.

When did that happen, KennyKakes?

MCP

2006-10-20 11:43:58 UTC

What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of
half-wits that sit around masturbating in public all day.
This is like being called a "queer" by Michael Jackson.

When did that happen, KennyKakes?

Fuckwick Stone, winner of The Royal Diploma of Shitehouse Turds!

Post by Chadwick StoneÂ©
COOSN-266-06-70683
Skepticult®# 581-00504-208
ChadwickStone at Gmail dot com
Usenet's most helpful netizen
HoT, 03/2005
BWMDW, 08/2005, Trainer of pSylvia pSullivan
PSHL&S, 08/2006, Teh SMM II Debacle

2006-10-20 12:28:23 UTC

X-No-Archive: YES

What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of
half-wits that sit around masturbating in public all day.
This is like being called a "queer" by Michael Jackson.

When did that happen, KennyKakes?

Fuckwick Stone, winner of The Royal Diploma of Shitehouse Turds!

Your scat fetish is worsening, Piggy :)

kingpin+

2006-10-20 16:32:31 UTC

[snIP]

Post by MCP
Fuckwick Stone, winner of The Royal Diploma of Shitehouse Turds!

Your scat fetish is worsening, Piggy :)

ObQuirk: That fetish can never be anything but the worst.

Naughty Boy

2006-10-21 01:03:28 UTC

[snIP]

Post by MCP
Fuckwick Stone, winner of The Royal Diploma of Shitehouse Turds!

Your scat fetish is worsening, Piggy :)

ObQuirk: That fetish can never be anything but the worst.

Fixed ObQuirk: That fetish can never be anything but the wurst.

NB

Aratzio

2006-10-20 14:20:34 UTC

What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of
half-wits that sit around masturbating in public all day.
This is like being called a "queer" by Michael Jackson.

When did that happen, KennyKakes?

Fuckwick Stone, winner of The Royal Diploma of Shitehouse Turds!

I am sure that will cause Mr. Dante Soch to run away and never troll
soc.froots again.

--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Bob Officer

2006-10-20 15:16:12 UTC

On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:43:58 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, "MCP"

What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of
half-wits that sit around masturbating in public all day.
This is like being called a "queer" by Michael Jackson.

When did that happen, KennyKakes?

Fuckwick Stone, winner of The Royal Diploma of Shitehouse Turds!

Who issued this so called diploma, Piggy?

--
Bob Officer
COOSN-266-06-01986
Hammer of Thor, Sept 2005

Aratzio

2006-10-20 14:18:58 UTC

What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of
half-wits that sit around masturbating in public all day.
This is like being called a "queer" by Michael Jackson.

When did that happen, KennyKakes?

Kenny dressed up as a little boy and tried to gain access to Neverland
Ranch.

--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

MCP

2006-10-20 14:24:02 UTC

What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of
half-wits that sit around masturbating in public all day.
This is like being called a "queer" by Michael Jackson.

When did that happen, KennyKakes?

Kenny dressed up as a little boy and tried to gain access to Neverland
Ranch.

Takes one to know one, ratface! :-)

Post by Aratzio
--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Bob Officer

2006-10-20 15:17:27 UTC

On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 14:24:02 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, "MCP"

Post by MCP
Takes one to know one, ratface! :-)

Irony... anyone?

--
Bob Officer
COOSN-266-06-01986
Hammer of Thor, Sept 2005

krp

2006-10-20 16:44:45 UTC

Post by Bob Officer
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 14:24:02 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, "MCP"

Post by MCP
Takes one to know one, ratface! :-)

Irony... anyone?

yeah your post cements it.

Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition

2006-10-21 09:04:07 UTC

On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 16:44:45 +0000, krp sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and

"Bob Officer" wrote...

Post by Bob Officer

Post by MCP
Takes one to know one, ratface! :-)

Irony... anyone?

yeah your post cements it.

Hey, Kenny, the voting's over, and there's no new candidate up to
challenge you. You can stop campaigning now -- you *are* the Village
Idiot.
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris!
Demon Prince of Absurdity

"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:
<***@msgid.frell.theremailer.net>

The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks

Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
<H%%Eg.28916$***@bignews6.bellsouth.net>

krp

2006-10-21 19:52:44 UTC

Post by Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 16:44:45 +0000, krp sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and

"Bob Officer" wrote...

Post by Bob Officer

Post by MCP
Takes one to know one, ratface! :-)

Irony... anyone?

yeah your post cements it.

Hey, Kenny, the voting's over, and there's no new candidate up to
challenge you. You can stop campaigning now -- you *are* the Village
Idiot.

If we want any shit - we'll squeeze your head.

Demon Lord of Confusion

2006-10-22 00:44:58 UTC

On Sat, 21 Oct 2006 19:52:44 +0000, krp attempted to confuse the issue

"Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition" wrote...

Post by Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 16:44:45 +0000, krp sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and

"Bob Officer" wrote...

Post by Bob Officer

Post by MCP
Takes one to know one, ratface! :-)

Irony... anyone?

yeah your post cements it.

Hey, Kenny, the voting's over, and there's no new candidate up to
challenge you. You can stop campaigning now -- you *are* the Village
Idiot.

If we want any shit - we'll squeeze your head.

<zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz>
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069
The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.

If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:
http://youtu.be/uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf

"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <***@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <***@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>

"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
***@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com

"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined to
describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of stoned
hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as throwing
money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then explaining to
reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil Ochs summed it
up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you off." So when
journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows, at best it's
careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization. Osama bin Laden
wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie Hoffman merely wanted
to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner, http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v

Daedalus

2006-10-20 16:48:06 UTC

On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:17:27 -0700, Bob Officer

Post by Bob Officer
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 14:24:02 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, "MCP"

Post by MCP
Takes one to know one, ratface! :-)

Irony... anyone?

My meters are all broken already. I'm waiting on the mail.

Jade

Aratzio

2006-10-20 16:02:55 UTC

What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of
half-wits that sit around masturbating in public all day.
This is like being called a "queer" by Michael Jackson.

When did that happen, KennyKakes?

Kenny dressed up as a little boy and tried to gain access to Neverland
Ranch.

Takes one to know one, ratface! :-)

I know you are but what am I?

--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

2006-10-20 21:21:32 UTC

X-No-Archive: YES

What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of
half-wits that sit around masturbating in public all day.
This is like being called a "queer" by Michael Jackson.

When did that happen, KennyKakes?

Kenny dressed up as a little boy and tried to gain access to Neverland
Ranch.

I guess being rejected by his childhood idle is [part of] the reason
Kenny is the way he is.

krp

2006-10-20 16:43:13 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is...
26 votes Kenneth R Pangborn, a.k.a. Kenny Kakes
04 votes Donald "Skeptic"/"TJ"/"Your Logic Tutor" Alford

What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of
half-wits that sit around masturbating in public all day.
This is like being called a "pervert" by Michael Jackson.

When did that happen, KennyKakes?

When you dreamed up the awards silly.

Aratzio

2006-10-20 19:48:04 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is...
26 votes Kenneth R Pangborn, a.k.a. Kenny Kakes
04 votes Donald "Skeptic"/"TJ"/"Your Logic Tutor" Alford

What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of
half-wits that sit around masturbating in public all day.
This is like being called a "pervert" by Michael Jackson.

When did that happen, KennyKakes?

When you dreamed up the awards silly.

Amazing, even Michael Jackson thinks you are a pervert.

--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

krp

2006-10-21 00:00:11 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is...
26 votes Kenneth R Pangborn, a.k.a. Kenny Kakes
04 votes Donald "Skeptic"/"TJ"/"Your Logic Tutor" Alford

What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of
half-wits that sit around masturbating in public all day.
This is like being called a "pervert" by Michael Jackson.

When did that happen, KennyKakes?

When you dreamed up the awards silly.

Amazing, even Michael Jackson thinks you are a pervert.

Isn't it a bitch that Michael Jackson is more credible than you are?

Aratzio

2006-10-21 02:39:50 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is...
26 votes Kenneth R Pangborn, a.k.a. Kenny Kakes
04 votes Donald "Skeptic"/"TJ"/"Your Logic Tutor" Alford

What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of
half-wits that sit around masturbating in public all day.
This is like being called a "pervert" by Michael Jackson.

When did that happen, KennyKakes?

When you dreamed up the awards silly.

Amazing, even Michael Jackson thinks you are a pervert.

Isn't it a bitch that Michael Jackson is more credible than you are?

He is an expert on perversion.

krp

2006-10-21 19:51:26 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
The winner is...
26 votes Kenneth R Pangborn, a.k.a. Kenny Kakes
04 votes Donald "Skeptic"/"TJ"/"Your Logic Tutor" Alford

What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of
half-wits that sit around masturbating in public all day.
This is like being called a "pervert" by Michael Jackson.

When did that happen, KennyKakes?

When you dreamed up the awards silly.

Amazing, even Michael Jackson thinks you are a pervert.

Isn't it a bitch that Michael Jackson is more credible than you are?

He is an expert on perversion.

Hey Ratz didn't I see your name on a shithouse wall under the heading;
"If you want a good time call...."

kingpin+

2006-10-21 05:42:50 UTC

[snIP]

Post by krp
What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of
half-wits that sit around masturbating in public all day.
This is like being called a "pervert" by Michael Jackson.

When did that happen, KennyKakes?

When you dreamed up the awards silly.

Amazing, even Michael Jackson thinks you are a pervert.

Isn't it a bitch that Michael Jackson is more credible than you are?

I think you'd be hard pressed to find many decent (read "non-kook")
usenet posters with asperations to become experts in the area of
perverts in a non-legitimate way; I certainly won't object if Michael
Jackson ever does claim to be the ultimate authority on "perverts" in
the current context.

Meat Plow

2006-10-21 16:01:45 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is...
26 votes Kenneth R Pangborn, a.k.a. Kenny Kakes 04 votes Donald
"Skeptic"/"TJ"/"Your Logic Tutor" Alford

What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of
half-wits that sit around masturbating in public all day. This is
like being called a "pervert" by Michael Jackson.

When did that happen, KennyKakes?

When you dreamed up the awards silly.

Amazing, even Michael Jackson thinks you are a pervert.

Isn't it a bitch that Michael Jackson is more credible than you are?

Well he does know his perverts.

--
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004

COOSN-266-06-25794

krp

2006-10-21 19:53:15 UTC

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is...
26 votes Kenneth R Pangborn, a.k.a. Kenny Kakes 04 votes Donald
"Skeptic"/"TJ"/"Your Logic Tutor" Alford

What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of
half-wits that sit around masturbating in public all day. This is
like being called a "pervert" by Michael Jackson.

When did that happen, KennyKakes?

When you dreamed up the awards silly.

Amazing, even Michael Jackson thinks you are a pervert.

Isn't it a bitch that Michael Jackson is more credible than you are?

Well he does know his perverts.

Is that why he calls YOU his "MAIN BITCH?"

Percival L Mincer

2006-10-22 00:22:24 UTC

Res ipsa loquitur!

PLM

Post by Meat Plow

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is...
26 votes Kenneth R Pangborn, a.k.a. Kenny Kakes 04 votes Donald
"Skeptic"/"TJ"/"Your Logic Tutor" Alford

What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of
half-wits that sit around masturbating in public all day. This is
like being called a "pervert" by Michael Jackson.

When did that happen, KennyKakes?

When you dreamed up the awards silly.

Amazing, even Michael Jackson thinks you are a pervert.

Isn't it a bitch that Michael Jackson is more credible than you are?

Well he does know his perverts.

Is that why he calls YOU his "MAIN BITCH?"

2006-10-20 21:23:07 UTC

X-No-Archive: YES

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
The winner is...
26 votes Kenneth R Pangborn, a.k.a. Kenny Kakes
04 votes Donald "Skeptic"/"TJ"/"Your Logic Tutor" Alford

What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of
half-wits that sit around masturbating in public all day.
This is like being called a "pervert" by Michael Jackson.

When did that happen, KennyKakes?

When you dreamed up the awards silly.

Did it hurt your feewings when Mikey ejected you from teh ranch?

kingpin+

2006-10-20 16:30:24 UTC

What an honor to be called the "village idiot" by a group of half-wits that
sit around masturbating in public all day.

You're rather short-sighted -- there is a wide range of groups of folks
who voted for you as well (the group you described is but a very small
percentage).

Post by krp
This is like being called a "queer" by Michael Jackson.

At least Michael Jackson is the qualified to know the difference.

Daedalus

2006-10-20 13:44:20 UTC

On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:17:53 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet

This is just a warmup for your (unprecedented) second KotY award,
Spermwhale.
Acceptance speech, please.
<sneck!>

Way to go, dipshit. It's long overdue.
Incoherent acceptance screed, please. The whinier the better, pedo-
enabler.
<sneck!>

froups mad at you?
Still no Dallas lawsuit?
<sneck!>

<sniff>
It's always nice to see a kook you've laughed at for years reach full
flower. I hope Jade uses a quality flea collar on you, Mop Jockey.
<sniff>

Now that it's decided to post as me, I'm quite sure Roberta is headed
for another identity crisis.

Jade

Frogbutt

2006-10-20 14:40:46 UTC

Great job, lardass! Keep those lies coming.

I knew you could do it, Anal! And I'm sure you'll have something insane
to say about your new award.

FrankB

2006-10-20 15:43:31 UTC

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler , wrote, a écrit, schreef in

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
What you've all been waiting for!
<music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://youtu.be/NDfy1ZLeh5Q
</music>
The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2006 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is...DUSTIN COOK!
17 votes Dustin Cook
09 votes Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. teslacoils2006
06 votes Jamie "the Lamie" Baille
02 votes Douglas of alt.magick

*ding*

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
The winner is...ALT.ATHEISM!
09 votes alt.atheism
08 votes Douglas of alt.magick

** DING **

Post by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
03 votes neither of the above
Congratulations, freethinkers! Your belief that you have won against
the theists must make the Invisible Pink Unicorn and the Flying
Spaghetti Monster proud.
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

--
leave a message after the beep

Morkie Morgan the Moron

2006-10-20 23:04:14 UTC

stealing ym wifes name is not enough you have to add 2000 plus lines
of unrelated crap i violation of there coprright as well?
http://kb9rqz.blogspot.com/
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

well ta least I no What it like to lick my excrement off of another man's
ganitals.
http://www.marksspamblog.blogspot.com/

--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

M***@kb9rqz.org

2006-10-21 00:28:48 UTC

On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 19:04:14 -0400, "Morkie Morgan the Moron"
<***@hummer.com> wrote:
id theft is crime
http://kb9rqz.blogspot.com/

--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

Borked Pseudo Mailed

2006-10-20 23:25:16 UTC

Post by Morely Dotes

Post by MCP
Bwaaaaaaa! Fuckwick Stone the usenet bully from AUK baby talking group
dosn't like it when anyone tells him to FO!!

And you're a gormless git. Good-bye, weak link.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Dickless NANAE fucknozzle!

--
Want sperm in your malebox? Cum to http://www.spermlicked.com

Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition

2006-10-21 08:55:27 UTC

Post by Borked Pseudo Mailed

On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 17:25:16 -0600, Borked Pseudo Mailed sat in thee

Post by Morely Dotes

Post by MCP
Bwaaaaaaa! Fuckwick Stone the usenet bully from AUK baby talking group
dosn't like it when anyone tells him to FO!!

And you're a gormless git. Good-bye, weak link.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Dickless NANAE fucknozzle!

Oh, look, an anonymous coward.<yawn>
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris!
Demon Prince of Absurdity

"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:
<***@msgid.frell.theremailer.net>

The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks

Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
<H%%Eg.28916$***@bignews6.bellsouth.net>

Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer

2006-10-20 23:44:12 UTC