Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: ***@meow.flonk "Text
Medium No. 5"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
: Hail Eris! On Sun, 03 Sep 2006 02:27:28 -1000, Text Medium jabbered
: inanely:
:: Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
::: Hail Eris! On Sat, 02 Sep 2006 22:30:35 -1000, Text Medium jabbered
::: inanely:
:::: Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
::::: Hail Eris! On Sat, 02 Sep 2006 19:53:05 -1000, Text Medium
::::: jabbered inanely:
:::::: Text Medium No. 5 wrote:
::::::: Hail Eris! On Sat, 02 Sep 2006 08:22:05 -1000, Henry Stilmack
::::::: jabbered inanely:
:::::::: On Sat, 02 Sep 2006 07:49:57 +0000, Demon Lord of Confusion
:::::::: wrote:
::::::::: On Fri, 01 Sep 2006 19:04:33 -0700, ± attempted to confuse the
::::::::: issue further by squeaking:
:::::::::: "Text Medium No. 5" wrote:
::::::::::: Hail Eris! On Sat, 12 Aug 2006 08:50:58 -0600, Art Deco
::::::::::: jabbered inanely:
:::::::::::: The Demon of Mockery wrote:
::::::::::::: Hail Eris! Art Deco wrote:
:::::::::::
::::::::::::: P.P.S. Damnitall, it's time to haul out Pan again, isn't
::::::::::::: it? I dunno, maybe news: won't be as frelled as mail: --
::::::::::::: and maybe Guthy and Alexa will finally start sounding
::::::::::::: hinged...
::::::::::::
:::::::::::: Oh yeah.
:::::::::::
::::::::::: Well, here it is, all ready for Mr. Humphries to start
::::::::::: calling me "Outer Filth" again. Clealy, he doesn't trust
::::::::::: header info.
::::::::::
:::::::::: Shaw's server is easily compromised, though most likely you
:::::::::: moved back to Canada after Henry's observatory burned to the
:::::::::: ground, Outer Filth©.
:::::::::
::::::::: Who?
::::::::
:::::::: I think that's me, again. Wow - Chumphries is gone for <mumble>
:::::::: months, and when he returns, the first thing he does is froth
:::::::: about Leola and me. Can you say "owned"?
:::::::
::::::: I am willing to share ownership. One of his first actions on
::::::: returning was to froth at me.
::::::
:::::: I'm willing to share ownership with you both. I'm nice that way.
:::::: Don't get any of that froth on you, BTW - it's nastier than
:::::: sulfuric acid.
:::::
::::: Leola! I presume you've come back to Canada? Then we can raise
::::: Deano's paranoia a dozen or so notches...
::::
:::: Canada? Huh? No, unfortunately... I'm still here in Hawaii. Tough
:::: job, but someone's got to do it! Still living in the same old Yew
:::: Ess of Ay (eh?). Not much changed here. I'm a _lot_ busier than
:::: I'd been, but nothing fundamentally different since I was last on
:::: Usenet. Life is good.
:::
::: I sneaked a look at yer headers, but I guess they deceive.
::
:: I'm still using Altopia from Hawaii, & don't know if Caputo has
:: changed anything in how my headers look, but in my posts I see
:: alt.net (as always), and in your posts I see shaw.ca. It's been so
:: long since I read headers I'll have to get back into the habit.
:
: I see Altopia at the end of the line, then Shaw right before, then
: alphanumeric gibberish at the beginning -- three sequences. Feh, I
: dunno.
:
:: Or, if you listen to the inevitable kook-screed that's bound to
:: ensue, maybe I'm forging. Maybe I'm really you, and you're so far
:: gone you don't even know it.
:
: Deano *knows* that to be TRVTH! 'Cause, after all, why else would I
: post
: as "Text Medium"? Surely not because I'm an evil bitch from hell who
: sadistically enjoys poking him??? Couldn't be -- I *must* be socking
: up
: as you. Or you as me. <rolls eyes> Conspiracy theorists...
:
:: Headers - wonderful fodder for kooks to screech about. Isn't that
:: sort of what started all the numbered Text Mediums in the first
:: place? At last count, IIRC, I think there were about 8 or 9 of us.
:
: Might have gotten that high.
:
:::::::: And I think I know what observatory he's talking about, but as
:::::::: usual he has the facts wrong.
:::::::
::::::: I would not be the slightest bit surprised. About the only
::::::: thing I think he's gotten right in the past five years or so is
::::::: 9/11 not being the work of al-Qaeda.
::::::
:::::: Wow. The idea of him getting anything right sort of boggles the
:::::: mind.
:::::
::::: Yeah, it's kind of bizarre, but after nearly five years, it
::::: doesn't seem very likely that al-Qaeda managed a few
::::: perfect/near-perfect ops in one day, and then turned incompetent
::::: at anything more than small stuff. Simpler to go with another
::::: conspiracy theory...
::::
:::: Sure, Sue.
:::
::: <freaks out and immediately moves>
:: <freaks out and immediately gets date-raped again>
: <freaks out and immediately outs self's real first name /by/ freaking
: out>
:
:::::: You ready for the inevitable flood of his usual lame lames,
:::::: accusations of slurping, and his general kook-frothing?
:::::
::::: In AUK? Are you kidding? I'll barely notice.
::::
:::: I'm posting in the flonk, but Henry reads AUK, so I'll probably
:::: hear anything of serious interest. I was thinking about the poor
:::: flonkers, but I expect many killfiles are active here.
:::
::: I would expect so. Flonkers are a clueful bunch.
::
:: Oh, aye, indeed. Incredibly so - for the most part (not counting the
:: very small few who will continually insist that black is white
:: rather than admit to having made an error). Sort of like the Prez.
:
: Or Tim Weaver. <rim shot>
:
:::::: ;^p <w/apologies to Uncle Antny>
:::::
::::: ;-{P}
:::::
::::::::::: Alright, a little bit, but only that much.
::::::::::
:::::::::: Judging by your sigs, you share a dislike of fnord/Affinity,
:::::::::
::::::::: HAHAHAHAHAHAHANo. I take it you mean this:
:::::::::
::::::::: A sad little top-poster with the nym of "Choirboy" once lamed:
:::::::::
:::::::::: Well, gee, coming from an asshole like *you* ... ESAD, ya 'ho
:::::::::: bitch.
:::::::::
::::::::: Please to be posting proof, you facile fridgemagnet. --
::::::::: replied the Aussie rapier, aka fnord/Affinity, in a now-lost
::::::::: message
:::::::::
::::::::: Well, as it happens, I thought that was funny. "Facile
::::::::: fridgemagnet" -- hee hee. I always liked fnord/Affinity...
::::
:::: "Facile fridgemagnet" _is_ damned fine. I'll give Affinity this,
:::: she was/(is?) always pretty erudite.
:::
::: *Is*, AFAIK.
::
:: She's still posting, then? Interesting. I've wondered about some
:: folks, where and how they are, but haven't got enough curiousity up
:: to google anything or anyone, yet. [Yes, that did have slightly
:: excessive commas]
:
: No, not AFAICT, but I have no reason to believe her dead.;-{P}
:
:: <waves to the hall comma monitor>
:
: <waves back>
:
:::::::::: both use a Unix-based news reader.
:::::::::
::::::::: Huh, didn't remember that. However, I've only used mine since
::::::::: some time in 2005.
:::::::::
:::::::::
:::::::::: Both of you claim to be bisexual,
:::::::::
::::::::: Dunno about Leola beyond what she claimed, but I am.
::::::
:::::: <Raises both hands and shimies>
::::::
:::::: Sha sha sha!!!
:::::
::::: LOL
:::::
:::::::::: have devout around the clock posting habits,
:::::::::
::::::::: I like to keep late hours. If that bothers you, well, happy to
::::::::: oblige.
:::::::::
:::::::::: are incessant attention whores
:::::::::
::::::::: Yeah, I noticed you not posting very much on your return to
::::::::: usenet, Dean.
:::::::::
:::::::::: and post as Text Medium.
::::::::
:::::::: Let's all post as "Text Medium"! It would be fun!
:::::::
::::::: I can keep it up...
::::::
:::::: You're my kind of man...
:::::
::::: The "almost-but-not-quite-yet-not-gonna-be-one-anymore" kind?
::::: Kewl.
::::
:::: Glad to hear all is on track there. Very kewl.
:::
::: Only in the sense of waiting for the damn BC Liberals to be expunged
::: from power and the NDP returned so the BC government can return to
::: paying for SRS, as before the advent of Campbell the Gecko. Until
::: then, I'm out of luck.
::
:: I'll hope, for you, then, that the NDP returns, soon. [another
:: excessive comma alert]
:
: Thanks! Won't be before 2009, though -- that's the year of the next
: election, in May, IIRC.
:
:: It seems funny to hear Liberals being described in terms one would
:: normally use to describe conservatives (here in Amurikkka, where
:: things are totally down a rabbit hole). I was always fond of the
:: NDP. Wish this country <spits> had a party called "progressive
:: conservative" that really _is_.
:
: I just wish one of these countries had a viable party which wasn't of
: the "hold your nose" variety. Gets a bit tiresome voting for the one
: you think will do the least damage...
:
::::::::: _Anyone_ can post as Text Medium, Deano. I did it to prove a
::::::::: point, back in '02, and now I do it to poke *you*. Damned
::::::::: effective, I'd say.
:::::::::
:::::::::: Oh, you both also use AUK and the threat of a k00k award to
:::::::::: bludgeon your *enemies*.
:::::::::
::::::::: AUK is only useful for heaping on added ridicule and mockery,
::::::::: Deano, and only when it's warranted will it happen.
:::::::::
::::::::::: Oh, well, at least Jason caught on.
::::::::::
:::::::::: He's aware that you're Leola, Outer Filth©.
:::::::::
::::::::: No, I'm really not her. I have an email or three from around
::::::::: the time you outed her, or shortly thereafter (this is how I
::::::::: know about you outing her), which I could provide, if I was
::::::::: really Outer Filth, but I'm not. The guys in this sig _are_
::::::::: -- go look at the thread where they start their outing. Then
::::::::: come back and apologise to both myself and Leola.
::::::::
:::::::: Dumbphries is obsessed. I know you're not Leola, you know
:::::::: you're not Leola, damn near anyone who's been paying attention
:::::::: knows it, but Deano is going to tilt at this particular
:::::::: windmill forever. It's funny, really.
:::::::
::::::: It's one of the Great Usenet Jokes, TBH. Leola should return to
::::::: usenet,
::::::
:::::: I was told you missed me - so I dropped by (briefly) to give you
:::::: a big smooch. Life's been (and remains) really busy, but good,
:::::: the past however-long-it's been.
:::::
::::: Nearly four years, on usenet, and rather less than three, in
::::: email, I think. I've been living in Vancouver proper in that
::::: time, but now I'm (temporarily) back in the 'burbs, looking for
::::: another place.
::::
:::: You mean 4 years since I've been on Usenet?? Man, I knew I've been
:::: really, really, _really_ busy, but has it actually been that long?
:::: Sheesh! Lucky you, living in Vancouver (or even the 'burbs). There
:::: are worse places. You could be living in Washington DC or
:::: someplace. Good luck on your house-hunting!
:::
::: <does some checking> <does some more checking> <does even more
::: checking> Yep, four years, less perhaps a month or two. All over a
::: first name in its shortest possible form. Yeah, that's just like
::: putting a full name with address, phone number, and work email in a
::: subject line and the attendant message body and x-poasting it, yup.
::: Go here: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8 to see what I mean.
::
:: Ewwww, tacky! Something like what was done to me and mine (but
:: without the 300-500+ some forgeries).
:
: I wonder what Deano has to say about it? I'd check, but I don't want
: to fall asleep at my computer. That's a hazard, when he's on a
: mission.
:
: Anyway, they're up for about seven awards...
:
:::::: <smeps Snarky>
:::::
::::: <smeps Shon'ai>
::::
:::: <*smeps* Lola>
:::
::: <smeps Leola> OK, enough.;-{P}
::
:: <*smeps* the Pope> OK, almost enough. Great moustache & beard, BTW.
:: ;-J
:
: LOL! I take it you encountered Teh Vile One's net.KKKoppery of me and
: attempts at nuking "my" Google accounts? He got two nominations from
: me over that...
:
:::::: And a big smooch to Hillstrom, too, who I was told smooched me in
:::::: absentia a few weeks or so back.
:::::
::::: Yep, in a reply to moi.
::::
:::: He is one of the kewlest among the kewl, IMHO. Sort of a Hunter S.
:::: Thompson of the flonk.
:::
::: Only a bit nuttier.
::
:: Oh, I dunno - I think that might be too close to call.
:
: LOL! Could be.
:
:::::: <smeps Dave>
::::::
::::::: collect her UV points (if she doesn't already have ten -- being
::::::: outed gets her one), and get her Sombrero -- then we(tinw) can
::::::: really fuck him up...
::::::
:::::: I get a sombrero? Great! I can use the shade on my face (Hawaii
:::::: in August, yaknow). And thanks, I'll take those UV points, too,
:::::: if TFNVW will rule on how many points I have - should be a
:::::: hundred or so by now.
:::::
::::: Then you should definitely get a COOSN, like the one in my sig.
::::: Unfortunately, 'tis only a number, not an actual Sombrero. OTOH,
::::: you get access to the Cabal Obsidian Order Beer Fridge(TINCOOBF),
::::: so if you like beer, that's a plus.
::::
:::: Oh yeah, I want one - I want both! Damn, though, about the actual
:::: sombrero - teh sun is brutal in Hawaii in August, and I was looking
:::: forward to a little shade. Beer: I can take it or leave it, it's
:::: OK. Tequila, now, that's another matter entirely. Yum!
:::
::: You'll have to see the Kook Brigade of the COO(TINCOOKB) about that
::: -- Tequila Tits hogs it all.
::
:: "Tequila Tits"? - LOL! [really did] Wish I'd thought of that nym.
:
: AKA Alexa "Huge Pools Of Molten Iron" Cameron -- you'll find her
: elsewhere in this thread, which is running over 1500 posts, by now, I
: think, depending on which groups one includes.
:
:::::: Hugs to all the good peeps in the flonk, adotf, and auk who
:::::: wants 'em!
::::::
:::::: <readies throwing arm>
:::::
::::: <hugs>
::::
:::: <hugs Snarky, purring>
:::
::: Hey, if you like, send me an email at the gmail address you'd
::: expect of Pope Snarky, and I'll invite you to the Cabal(TINC) in my
::: header info (or go to the obvious YG URL, and I'll let you in).
::
:: Thanks! No sooner done than said! Oh, wait...
:
: LOL! Kewl. I'll go check, then...
:
:::: Shon'ai!!
::
:: Shon'ai!!
hrmmm; snarky dude,
text medium really ~did~ otter a nice flonker who posted as "little
toad" back then, which IMHO is not good flonkage. so I'm with dean on
this one.
no smeps from me.
if she showed any signs of remorse or apology I'd be glad to bury old
hatchets.
--
Steve Leyland
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