Pumpkinhead
2006-06-02 17:00:31 UTC
I saw this in an advice column.
Woman writes in:
"I thought I was good in bed but my latest fella accused me of 'lying there
like a sack of spuds'. I'm gutted. He is 26, I'm 23 and have had six
previous lovers. Our first attempt at sex was great - or so I thought. But
when I planned a dirty weekend away for his birthday, he asked me that if
when we make love I could at least attempt to move my body. I feel so
hurt."
See, women? Some of us men like a woman to put in some effort.
Columnist replies:
"Tell him off for being so rude and hurtful! Good sex is about good
communication and he could have gently steered you in the right direction by
talking, touching and feeling. Tell him you will need more loving
reassurance next time."
I guess a man's not supposed to need much loving reassurance then.
Woman writes in:
"I thought I was good in bed but my latest fella accused me of 'lying there
like a sack of spuds'. I'm gutted. He is 26, I'm 23 and have had six
previous lovers. Our first attempt at sex was great - or so I thought. But
when I planned a dirty weekend away for his birthday, he asked me that if
when we make love I could at least attempt to move my body. I feel so
hurt."
See, women? Some of us men like a woman to put in some effort.
Columnist replies:
"Tell him off for being so rude and hurtful! Good sex is about good
communication and he could have gently steered you in the right direction by
talking, touching and feeling. Tell him you will need more loving
reassurance next time."
I guess a man's not supposed to need much loving reassurance then.