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Blame females on the toilet paper shortage
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unknown
2020-03-21 19:45:18 UTC
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Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.

Disgusting creatures.
--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the
essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and
not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." __Henry David Thoreau
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2020-03-21 19:49:56 UTC
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Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
you can't even be honest about what time you go to bed
LinuxGal
2020-03-21 20:00:46 UTC
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Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
--
I have spoken.

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%
2020-03-21 20:10:26 UTC
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Post by LinuxGal
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
he knows cause he goes like a female right to the sitting down
unknown
2020-03-21 20:19:06 UTC
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Post by %
Post by LinuxGal
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
he knows cause he goes like a female right to the sitting down
Yes, that's true. I sit to pee so I don't have piss
splatter all over the toilet and nearby walls and
cabinets. Wome may piss more often men but
they piss more efficiently.
--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the
essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and
not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." __Henry David Thoreau
%
2020-03-21 20:28:10 UTC
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Post by unknown
Post by %
Post by LinuxGal
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
he knows cause he goes like a female right to the sitting down
Yes, that's true. I sit to pee so I don't have piss
splatter all over the toilet and nearby walls and
cabinets. Wome may piss more often men but
they piss more efficiently.
right , you blow it all back on your ass and pull it into your pants
Raven
2020-03-21 21:30:46 UTC
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Post by unknown
Post by %
Post by LinuxGal
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
he knows cause he goes like a female right to the sitting down
Yes, that's true. I sit to pee so I don't have piss
splatter all over the toilet and nearby walls and
cabinets. Wome may piss more often men but
they piss more efficiently.
Did you piss sitting down on your lunch pail
when you lived on that dinghy in teh swamp? 8^)
Sergio
2020-03-24 17:25:50 UTC
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Post by Raven
Post by unknown
Post by %
Post by LinuxGal
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
he knows cause he goes like a female right to the sitting down
Yes, that's true. I sit to pee so I don't have piss
splatter all over the toilet and nearby walls and cabinets.  Wome may
piss more often men but
they piss more efficiently.
Did you piss sitting down on your lunch pail
when you lived on that dinghy in teh swamp? 8^)
ha! my 6 year old son got busted for pissing in daycare teachers purse.
michellemalkingmail.com
2020-03-22 06:11:07 UTC
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Post by unknown
Post by %
Post by LinuxGal
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
he knows cause he goes like a female right to the sitting down
Yes, that's true. I sit to pee so I don't have piss
splatter all over the toilet and nearby walls and
cabinets. Wome may piss more often men but
they piss more efficiently.
If you have that little control over your pecker, see a doctor
to find out why.
unknown
2020-03-22 18:43:28 UTC
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Post by michellemalkingmail.com
Post by unknown
Post by %
Post by LinuxGal
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
he knows cause he goes like a female right to the sitting down
Yes, that's true. I sit to pee so I don't have piss
splatter all over the toilet and nearby walls and
cabinets. Wome may piss more often men but
they piss more efficiently.
If you have that little control over your pecker, see a doctor
to find out why.
I'll forgive you your ignorance because you aren't
lucky enough to have a penis, but I will educate you....

It's not a matter of controlling the penis, rather
it's a matter of physics. The average height male
with the average length penis ends up having a
stream of piss about two feet tall before the stream
engages the water in the toilet bowl.

The stream striking the toilet bowl water causes the
splashing of droplets up over the rim of the bowl,
and onto any close by surface, in particular onto
the floor. This splashing really needs to be cleaned
from the surfaces daily or the build-up will be
visible and smelly.

I hate unnecessary cleaning work so I sit to pee
because then my penis is only inches away from
the water's surface and is a nice steady stream,
as opposed to a somewhat broken stream when
standing. The nice steady stream eliminates the
splashing.

Thank me!
--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the
essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and
not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." __Henry David Thoreau
michellemalkingmail.com
2020-03-24 10:36:10 UTC
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Post by unknown
Post by michellemalkingmail.com
Post by unknown
Post by %
Post by LinuxGal
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
he knows cause he goes like a female right to the sitting down
Yes, that's true. I sit to pee so I don't have piss
splatter all over the toilet and nearby walls and
cabinets. Wome may piss more often men but
they piss more efficiently.
If you have that little control over your pecker, see a doctor
to find out why.
I'll forgive you your ignorance because you aren't
lucky enough to have a penis, but I will educate you....
It's not a matter of controlling the penis, rather
it's a matter of physics. The average height male
with the average length penis ends up having a
stream of piss about two feet tall before the stream
engages the water in the toilet bowl.
The stream striking the toilet bowl water causes the
splashing of droplets up over the rim of the bowl,
and onto any close by surface, in particular onto
the floor. This splashing really needs to be cleaned
from the surfaces daily or the build-up will be
visible and smelly.
I hate unnecessary cleaning work so I sit to pee
because then my penis is only inches away from
the water's surface and is a nice steady stream,
as opposed to a somewhat broken stream when
standing. The nice steady stream eliminates the
splashing.
Thank me!
Hell, no, little boy. Now, clean your pecker, pull up your drawers and
get out of the ladies room!
Checkmate
2020-03-22 18:06:32 UTC
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On Sat, 21 Mar 2020 16:19:06 -0400 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth
Post by unknown
Post by %
Post by LinuxGal
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
he knows cause he goes like a female right to the sitting down
Yes, that's true. I sit to pee so I don't have piss
splatter all over the toilet and nearby walls and
cabinets. Wome may piss more often men but
they piss more efficiently.
When I was little, I used to think that when girls pissed, it "fanned
out".
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LinuxGal
2020-03-22 18:10:03 UTC
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Post by Checkmate
When I was little, I used to think that when girls pissed, it "fanned
out".
But boys always miss the rim, yessiree bub.
--
I have spoken.

https://twitter.com/LinuxGal
Mitchell Holman
2020-03-22 18:19:00 UTC
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Post by LinuxGal
Post by Checkmate
When I was little, I used to think that when girls pissed, it "fanned
out".
But boys always miss the rim, yessiree bub.
Ever cleaned movie theater restrooms?

Trust me, the girls restrooms are FAR
grosser than the mens. Even the women cleanup
staff avoided them.
Don Martin
2020-03-22 19:28:16 UTC
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On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 13:19:00 -0500, Mitchell Holman
Post by Mitchell Holman
Post by LinuxGal
Post by Checkmate
When I was little, I used to think that when girls pissed, it "fanned
out".
But boys always miss the rim, yessiree bub.
Ever cleaned movie theater restrooms?
Trust me, the girls restrooms are FAR
grosser than the mens. Even the women cleanup
staff avoided them.
Probably because many women avoid sitting on public toilet seats and
hunker over them instead. At least guys can see what they are doing,
even when doing it badly.
--
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Mitchell Holman
2020-03-23 01:46:40 UTC
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Post by Don Martin
On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 13:19:00 -0500, Mitchell Holman
Post by Mitchell Holman
Post by LinuxGal
Post by Checkmate
When I was little, I used to think that when girls pissed, it "fanned
out".
But boys always miss the rim, yessiree bub.
Ever cleaned movie theater restrooms?
Trust me, the girls restrooms are FAR
grosser than the mens. Even the women cleanup
staff avoided them.
Probably because many women avoid sitting on public toilet seats and
hunker over them instead.
It is worse than that. Unflushed toilets,
used sanitary products just left on the floor,
etc. Cleanup of guy's urinals is a breeze
compared to that.
LinuxGal
2020-03-22 21:01:13 UTC
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Post by Mitchell Holman
Trust me, the girls restrooms are FAR
grosser than the mens. Even the women cleanup
staff avoided them.
Loading Image...
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I have spoken.

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The Starmaker
2020-03-23 03:54:09 UTC
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Post by LinuxGal
Post by Mitchell Holman
Trust me, the girls restrooms are FAR
grosser than the mens. Even the women cleanup
staff avoided them.
https://badinage1.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/why-girls-travel-in-pairs-to-the-bathroom.jpg
--
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https://twitter.com/LinuxGal
Do you know why girls wear makeup and perfume? ..cause they are ugly and stinky.
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Yap Honghor
2020-03-23 08:13:13 UTC
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Post by The Starmaker
Post by LinuxGal
Post by Mitchell Holman
Trust me, the girls restrooms are FAR
grosser than the mens. Even the women cleanup
staff avoided them.
https://badinage1.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/why-girls-travel-in-pairs-to-the-bathroom.jpg
--
I have spoken.
https://twitter.com/LinuxGal
Do you know why girls wear makeup and perfume? ..cause they are ugly and stinky.
You are never bothered by any girl your whole life, why complain?
Michael Cole
2020-03-22 18:25:18 UTC
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Post by LinuxGal
Post by Checkmate
When I was little, I used to think that when girls pissed, it "fanned
out".
But boys always miss the rim, yessiree bub.
--
I have spoken.
https://twitter.com/LinuxGal
I'm personally usually a straight shooter, but still it seems sanitarily better to pick up the toilet seat before whizzing and then putting the seat back down afterwards which is what I always do.
Don Martin
2020-03-22 19:28:16 UTC
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Post by LinuxGal
Post by Checkmate
When I was little, I used to think that when girls pissed, it "fanned
out".
But boys always miss the rim, yessiree bub.
Nor is that all that they miss.
--
aa #2278 Never mind "proof." Where is your evidence?
BAAWA Chief Assistant to the Assistant Chief Heckler
Fidei defensor (Hon. Antipodean)
Je pense, donc je suis Charlie.
%
2020-03-22 18:17:21 UTC
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On Sat, 21 Mar 2020 16:19:06 -0400 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth
Post by unknown
Post by %
Post by LinuxGal
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
he knows cause he goes like a female right to the sitting down
Yes, that's true. I sit to pee so I don't have piss
splatter all over the toilet and nearby walls and
cabinets. Wome may piss more often men but
they piss more efficiently.
When I was little, I used to think that when girls pissed, it "fanned
out".
it does
unknown
2020-03-21 20:17:56 UTC
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Post by LinuxGal
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
LOL!
--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the
essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and
not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." __Henry David Thoreau
Checkmate
2020-03-21 20:23:14 UTC
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On Sat, 21 Mar 2020 13:00:46 -0700 LinuxGal put forth the following
Post by LinuxGal
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
It comes out of one box, and then out of another box. LOL, etc...
--
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Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2020-03-21 20:33:43 UTC
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Checkmate.
On Sat, 21 Mar 2020 13:00:46 -0700 LinuxGal put forth the following
Post by LinuxGal
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
It comes out of one box, and then out of another box. LOL, etc...
Pee vids are awesome!
Checkmate
2020-03-22 18:09:13 UTC
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On Sat, 21 Mar 2020 13:33:43 -0700 Colonel Edmund J. Burke put forth
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Post by Checkmate
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On Sat, 21 Mar 2020 13:00:46 -0700 LinuxGal put forth the following
Post by LinuxGal
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
It comes out of one box, and then out of another box. LOL, etc...
Pee vids are awesome!
I don't think I'd find that very appealing.
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Checkmate ®
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all rights reserved

http://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

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kensi." -Nadegda
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***************************************************

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Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
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award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

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%
2020-03-22 18:13:20 UTC
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On Sat, 21 Mar 2020 13:33:43 -0700 Colonel Edmund J. Burke put forth
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Post by Checkmate
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On Sat, 21 Mar 2020 13:00:46 -0700 LinuxGal put forth the following
Post by LinuxGal
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
It comes out of one box, and then out of another box. LOL, etc...
Pee vids are awesome!
I don't think I'd find that very appealing.
ever play who can pee highest up the wall
unknown
2020-03-22 19:07:24 UTC
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On Sun, 22 Mar 2020, % <***@gmail.com> wrote:

<...>
Post by %
ever play who can pee highest up the wall
I always won that game but my 14" dick helped.
--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the
essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and
not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." __Henry David Thoreau
%
2020-03-22 19:08:49 UTC
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Post by unknown
<...>
Post by %
ever play who can pee highest up the wall
I always won that game but my 14" dick helped.
you're not supposed to use your whole body
Yap Honghor
2020-03-23 01:24:41 UTC
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<...>
Post by %
ever play who can pee highest up the wall
I always won that game but my 1.4" dick helped.
Your 1.4" length is a laughing stock....
--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry
"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the
essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and
not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." __Henry David Thoreau
%
2020-03-23 01:29:09 UTC
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Post by Yap Honghor
<...>
Post by %
ever play who can pee highest up the wall
I always won that game but my 1.4" dick helped.
Your 1.4" length is a laughing stock....
--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry
"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the
essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and
not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." __Henry David Thoreau
everybody knows the black hairs have the little dinks
Raven
2020-03-21 21:39:15 UTC
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NOM
Post by LinuxGal
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
You know how it is with boxed wine.
DOH!
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2020-03-21 20:33:05 UTC
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Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
You know, Greg, that's spot on. Pleasance can go thru a roll of asswipe
quicker than a feller can say "Assworm is an asshole."
unknown
2020-03-21 20:45:30 UTC
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On Sat, 21 Mar 2020 13:33:05 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <***@pattay.com> wrote:
<...>
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
You know, Greg, that's spot on. Pleasance can go thru a roll of asswipe
quicker than a feller can say "Assworm is an asshole."
LOL! But, give wimmens credit for calling an assworm an assworm.
--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the
essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and
not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." __Henry David Thoreau
%
2020-03-21 20:52:34 UTC
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Post by unknown
<...>
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
You know, Greg, that's spot on. Pleasance can go thru a roll of asswipe
quicker than a feller can say "Assworm is an asshole."
LOL! But, give wimmens credit for calling an assworm an assworm.
the two biggest jerks on the net and i hold the leash
Raven
2020-03-21 21:59:30 UTC
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Post by unknown
On Sat, 21 Mar 2020 13:33:05 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
<...>
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
You know, Greg, that's spot on. Pleasance can go thru a roll of asswipe
quicker than a feller can say "Assworm is an asshole."
LOL! But, give wimmens credit for calling an assworm an assworm.
the two biggest jerks on the net and i hold the leash
A two headed snake on a leash.
Cloud Hobbit
2020-03-21 20:38:35 UTC
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Whom should we blame for the clogged sewage lines caused by flushing shredded t-shirts down the crapper?

Obviously, they missed the advisory not to flush disinfectant wipes. T-shirts being a bit more substantial than wipes, it seems foregone that they would be worse for sewage lines than the aforementioned wipes.
Robert Carnegie
2020-03-21 21:07:19 UTC
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Is it redundant to say that you're a disgrace?
The Starmaker
2020-03-21 21:40:56 UTC
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Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
--
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to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, and challenge
the unchallengeable.
Raven
2020-03-21 22:00:39 UTC
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Post by The Starmaker
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2020-03-21 22:06:08 UTC
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Post by Raven
Post by The Starmaker
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Are you high again, you igno-fag?
Raven
2020-03-21 22:09:00 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Raven
Post by The Starmaker
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Are you high again, you igno-fag?
Go lay down by your bowl, Esqueer, or
better yet, go outside and get some
fresh air.

Just get away from that sticky keyboard
for a few hours a day, please.
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2020-03-21 22:20:51 UTC
Permalink
Post by Raven
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Raven
Post by The Starmaker
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Are you high again, you igno-fag?
Go lay down by your bowl, Esqueer, or
better yet, go outside and get some
fresh air.
Just get away from that sticky keyboard
for a few hours a day, please.
LOL!
Fascination with my "keyboard" noted.
michellemalkingmail.com
2020-03-22 06:17:53 UTC
Permalink
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Raven
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Raven
Post by The Starmaker
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Are you high again, you igno-fag?
Go lay down by your bowl, Esqueer, or
better yet, go outside and get some
fresh air.
Just get away from that sticky keyboard
for a few hours a day, please.
LOL!
Fascination with my "keyboard" noted.
Attempt to deflect noted. Trolls like you try it all the time.
Sergio
2020-03-26 14:20:10 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Raven
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Raven
Post by The Starmaker
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Are you high again, you igno-fag?
Go lay down by your bowl, Esqueer, or
better yet, go outside and get some
fresh air.
Just get away from that sticky keyboard
for a few hours a day, please.
LOL!
Fascination with my "keyboard" noted.
noted ? who you making note for ? his mommie ?

you sound just like that other faggette, sock-boy
michellemalkingmail.com
2020-03-22 06:16:40 UTC
Permalink
Post by Raven
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Raven
Post by The Starmaker
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Are you high again, you igno-fag?
Go lay down by your bowl, Esqueer, or
better yet, go outside and get some
fresh air.
Just get away from that sticky keyboard
for a few hours a day, please.
Trolls think being obscene upsets people. People who know what they are either ignore them or laugh at them.
The Starmaker
2020-03-21 23:09:31 UTC
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Post by Raven
Post by The Starmaker
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Every burger comes with two buns...
--
The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,
to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, and challenge
the unchallengeable.
Raven
2020-03-21 23:11:19 UTC
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Post by The Starmaker
Post by Raven
Post by The Starmaker
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Every burger comes with two buns...
Indeed. lol
%
2020-03-21 23:15:29 UTC
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Post by The Starmaker
Post by Raven
Post by The Starmaker
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Every burger comes with two buns...
Indeed.  lol
to keep them good and lowered
Raven
2020-03-21 23:30:49 UTC
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Post by %
Post by The Starmaker
Post by Raven
Post by The Starmaker
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Every burger comes with two buns...
Indeed.  lol
to keep them good and lowered
Eat at the Y.
%
2020-03-22 00:27:01 UTC
Permalink
Post by Raven
Post by %
Post by The Starmaker
Post by Raven
Post by The Starmaker
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Every burger comes with two buns...
Indeed.  lol
to keep them good and lowered
Eat at the Y.
join at the hip
Raven
2020-03-22 00:51:45 UTC
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Post by %
Post by Raven
Post by %
Post by The Starmaker
Post by Raven
Post by The Starmaker
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Every burger comes with two buns...
Indeed.  lol
to keep them good and lowered
Eat at the Y.
join at the hip
Tube steak boogie.
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2020-03-22 04:29:55 UTC
Permalink
Post by Raven
Post by %
Post by Raven
Post by %
Post by The Starmaker
Post by Raven
Post by The Starmaker
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Every burger comes with two buns...
Indeed.  lol
to keep them good and lowered
Eat at the Y.
join at the hip
Tube steak boogie.
FAGGOT!
Olrik
2020-03-22 04:42:31 UTC
Permalink
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Raven
Post by %
Post by Raven
Post by %
Post by The Starmaker
Post by Raven
Post by The Starmaker
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Every burger comes with two buns...
Indeed.  lol
to keep them good and lowered
Eat at the Y.
join at the hip
Tube steak boogie.
FAGGOT!
Nobody asked you to come out of the closet...
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2020-03-22 18:19:12 UTC
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Post by Olrik
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Raven
Post by %
Post by Raven
Post by %
Post by The Starmaker
Post by Raven
Post by The Starmaker
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
They have to keep their entertainment center clean...
Why did the good lowered put those
holes so close together?
Every burger comes with two buns...
Indeed.  lol
to keep them good and lowered
Eat at the Y.
join at the hip
Tube steak boogie.
FAGGOT!
Nobody asked you to come out of the closet...
Faggot x2
Cloud Hobbit
2020-03-22 19:14:39 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
FAGGOT!
Confession is good for the soul.
Andrew W
2020-03-21 22:01:59 UTC
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Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
Don't be silly, it was the mainstream media that caused the toilet paper
shortage by telling everyone on radio that there's a shortage before there
was even one.
People don't realise how corrupt the mainstream media is.

And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a precious
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're sick yet
bottled water is not in shortage?
--
http://members.optusnet.com.au/ajwerner/

The golden rule with food - if it smells strange from the fridge then throw
it in the bin. With Christianity, if it sounds strange and it's from the
Bible then you must embrace it as the word of God.

A question to all Christians: Was the Bible inspired or dictated? Because if
it was just inspired then it can't be called God's word.

http://www.rumormillnews.com -- The best alternative news site.
Ted
2020-03-24 03:51:54 UTC
Permalink
On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 09:01:59 +1100, "Andrew W"
Post by Andrew W
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
Don't be silly, it was the mainstream media that caused the toilet paper
shortage by telling everyone on radio that there's a shortage
before there
Post by Andrew W
was even one.
People don't realise how corrupt the mainstream media is.
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a precious
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're sick yet
bottled water is not in shortage?
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
%
2020-03-24 03:53:33 UTC
Permalink
Post by Ted
On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 09:01:59 +1100, "Andrew W"
Post by Andrew W
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
Don't be silly, it was the mainstream media that caused the toilet
paper
Post by Andrew W
shortage by telling everyone on radio that there's a shortage
before there
Post by Andrew W
was even one.
People don't realise how corrupt the mainstream media is.
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
it comes from canada
Kevrob
2020-03-24 04:05:12 UTC
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Post by %
Post by Ted
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
it comes from canada
Most popular brand around here comes from the
state of Maine, which, but for various treaties
and surveyors' errors, would be in Canada.

The stores won't take back soft drink bottles for the
time being, so I'm refilling those from the tap. I keep
a few in the mini-fridge in my room, so I don't even
have to walk to the kitchen for a drink, increasing my
"social distancing" from my housemates. We are all
hunkered down, emerging from our "caves" to individually
"Triple S" in the bathroom, make a sandwich or a real
meal or maybe go check the mail. One of us smokes, and
will sit on the porch to do that.

Tap water is fine for me. I drink a lot of tea, and
it's fine for that.

--
Kevin R
a.a #2310
%
2020-03-24 15:48:54 UTC
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Post by Kevrob
Post by %
Post by Ted
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
it comes from canada
Most popular brand around here comes from the
state of Maine, which, but for various treaties
and surveyors' errors, would be in Canada.
The stores won't take back soft drink bottles for the
time being, so I'm refilling those from the tap. I keep
a few in the mini-fridge in my room, so I don't even
have to walk to the kitchen for a drink, increasing my
"social distancing" from my housemates. We are all
hunkered down, emerging from our "caves" to individually
"Triple S" in the bathroom, make a sandwich or a real
meal or maybe go check the mail. One of us smokes, and
will sit on the porch to do that.
Tap water is fine for me. I drink a lot of tea, and
it's fine for that.
--
Kevin R
a.a #2310
it comes from canada
Ted
2020-03-28 02:25:26 UTC
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Post by %
Post by Ted
On Sun, 22 Mar 2020 09:01:59 +1100, "Andrew W"
Post by Andrew W
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
Don't be silly, it was the mainstream media that caused the
toilet
Post by %
Post by Ted
paper
Post by Andrew W
shortage by telling everyone on radio that there's a shortage
before there
Post by Andrew W
was even one.
People don't realise how corrupt the mainstream media is.
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when
they're
Post by %
Post by Ted
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
it comes from canada
True. You Canadians regularly make asses of us murkins.
Siri Cruise
2020-03-24 09:31:49 UTC
Permalink
Post by Andrew W
Post by Andrew W
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
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%
2020-03-24 15:49:50 UTC
Permalink
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Post by Andrew W
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
The Doctor
2020-03-24 16:59:25 UTC
Permalink
Post by %
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Post by Andrew W
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
Fresh water I take it.
--
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Kevrob
2020-03-24 17:10:31 UTC
Permalink
Post by The Doctor
Post by %
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Post by Andrew W
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
Fresh water I take it.
"Now fortified with Giardia and Cryptosporidium!"

One can filter those bugs, thanks to our scientists!

https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/crypto/gen_info/filters.html

--
Kevin R
a.a #2310
%
2020-03-24 17:13:01 UTC
Permalink
Post by The Doctor
Post by %
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Post by Andrew W
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
Fresh water I take it.
artesian well water
The Doctor
2020-03-24 17:15:13 UTC
Permalink
Post by %
Post by The Doctor
Post by %
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Post by Andrew W
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
Fresh water I take it.
artesian well water
Sounds very fresh.
--
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Yahweh, Queen & country!Never Satan President Republic!Beware AntiChrist rising!
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Do not throw the arrow which will return against you. -Kurdish proverb
%
2020-03-24 17:20:48 UTC
Permalink
Post by The Doctor
Post by %
Post by The Doctor
Post by %
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Post by Andrew W
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
Fresh water I take it.
artesian well water
Sounds very fresh.
very cold
The Doctor
2020-03-24 21:59:46 UTC
Permalink
Post by %
Post by The Doctor
Post by %
Post by The Doctor
Post by %
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Post by Andrew W
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
Fresh water I take it.
artesian well water
Sounds very fresh.
very cold
Even better!
--
Member - Liberal International This is doctor@@nl2k.ab.ca Ici doctor@@nl2k.ab.ca
Yahweh, Queen & country!Never Satan President Republic!Beware AntiChrist rising!
https://www.empire.kred/ROOTNK?t=94a1f39b Look at Psalms 14 and 53 on Atheism
Do not throw the arrow which will return against you. -Kurdish proverb
vallor
2020-03-25 00:06:05 UTC
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Post by %
Post by The Doctor
Post by %
Post by The Doctor
Post by %
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Post by Andrew W
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
Fresh water I take it.
artesian well water
Sounds very fresh.
very cold
Deep, too.
--
-v
%
2020-03-25 02:20:42 UTC
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Post by vallor
Post by %
Post by The Doctor
Post by %
Post by The Doctor
Post by %
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Post by Andrew W
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when they're
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
Fresh water I take it.
artesian well water
Sounds very fresh.
very cold
Deep, too.
can't tell it comes out of the rocks
LinuxGal
2020-03-26 01:32:41 UTC
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Post by %
i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
The Ganges River, maybe.
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Don Martin
2020-03-26 14:58:18 UTC
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Post by %
i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
The Ganges River, maybe.
To paraphrase an old TV commercial: E. coli? You're soaking in it!
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Siri Cruise
2020-03-26 16:04:35 UTC
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Post by Don Martin
Post by LinuxGal
Post by %
i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
The Ganges River, maybe.
To paraphrase an old TV commercial: E. coli? You're soaking in it!
I think homeopathy requires more water than in the galaxy. So the
biggst danger in tap water is overdosing on all the homeopathic
medicine.
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Yap Honghor
2020-03-30 01:12:42 UTC
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Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Don Martin
Post by LinuxGal
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i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
The Ganges River, maybe.
To paraphrase an old TV commercial: E. coli? You're soaking in it!
I think homeopathy requires more water than in the galaxy. So the
biggst danger in tap water is overdosing on all the homeopathic
medicine.
For homeopathic to work, you need to take in some E coli...OK?
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d***@cox.net
2020-03-27 18:26:11 UTC
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Post by LinuxGal
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i drink the bottled water but i get it right from the river
The Ganges River, maybe.
A shit pile.
the dukester, American-American
LinuxGal
2020-03-27 00:48:42 UTC
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Post by Siri Cruise
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
Seattle tap water is what goes IN to the bottles you buy.
Seriously, it comes off the Cascade front down the Green
River and marinates in Lake Youngs. Mr. Clean would be
proud to drink it. But my wife won't. She came from
the Philippines.
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Kevrob
2020-03-28 02:36:00 UTC
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Post by LinuxGal
Post by Siri Cruise
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
Seattle tap water is what goes IN to the bottles you buy.
Seriously, it comes off the Cascade front down the Green
River and marinates in Lake Youngs. Mr. Clean would be
proud to drink it. But my wife won't. She came from
the Philippines.
Make sure the bottled stuff is clean.

https://www.consumerreports.org/bottled-water/the-fda-knew-the-bottled-water-was-contaminated-the-public-didnt/

I'm drinking tap water, but I'm reusing the bottles
I would have otherwise ave recycled. I drink easily
as much tea as water, and I'm laying off anything alcoholic
until I'm back to work. Sitting around the house, getting
a buzz on isn't smart under the circumstances.

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Don Martin
2020-03-28 14:48:26 UTC
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Post by Kevrob
Post by LinuxGal
Post by Siri Cruise
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
Seattle tap water is what goes IN to the bottles you buy.
Seriously, it comes off the Cascade front down the Green
River and marinates in Lake Youngs. Mr. Clean would be
proud to drink it. But my wife won't. She came from
the Philippines.
Make sure the bottled stuff is clean.
https://www.consumerreports.org/bottled-water/the-fda-knew-the-bottled-water-was-contaminated-the-public-didnt/
I'm drinking tap water, but I'm reusing the bottles
I would have otherwise ave recycled. I drink easily
as much tea as water, and I'm laying off anything alcoholic
until I'm back to work. Sitting around the house, getting
a buzz on isn't smart under the circumstances.
But being plastered in the office certainly helps one get through
those dull meetings!
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Kevrob
2020-03-28 15:58:06 UTC
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Post by Don Martin
Post by Kevrob
Post by LinuxGal
Post by Siri Cruise
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
Seattle tap water is what goes IN to the bottles you buy.
Seriously, it comes off the Cascade front down the Green
River and marinates in Lake Youngs. Mr. Clean would be
proud to drink it. But my wife won't. She came from
the Philippines.
Make sure the bottled stuff is clean.
https://www.consumerreports.org/bottled-water/the-fda-knew-the-bottled-water-was-contaminated-the-public-didnt/
I'm drinking tap water, but I'm reusing the bottles
I would have otherwise ave recycled. I drink easily
as much tea as water, and I'm laying off anything alcoholic
until I'm back to work. Sitting around the house, getting
a buzz on isn't smart under the circumstances.
But being plastered in the office certainly helps one get through
those dull meetings!
*****chuckle*****

I never tried that as a coping method. I most often kept to
the "no drinking on `school nights'" rule. I might have bent
that a bit if I had the 2pm-10pm shift on Saturday, but
wanted to go out and have fun on Friday night. The young have
amazing recuperative powers that, in my case, faded long ago.

Kevin R
Don Martin
2020-03-28 19:39:26 UTC
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Post by Kevrob
Post by Don Martin
Post by Kevrob
Post by LinuxGal
Post by Siri Cruise
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
Seattle tap water is what goes IN to the bottles you buy.
Seriously, it comes off the Cascade front down the Green
River and marinates in Lake Youngs. Mr. Clean would be
proud to drink it. But my wife won't. She came from
the Philippines.
Make sure the bottled stuff is clean.
https://www.consumerreports.org/bottled-water/the-fda-knew-the-bottled-water-was-contaminated-the-public-didnt/
I'm drinking tap water, but I'm reusing the bottles
I would have otherwise ave recycled. I drink easily
as much tea as water, and I'm laying off anything alcoholic
until I'm back to work. Sitting around the house, getting
a buzz on isn't smart under the circumstances.
But being plastered in the office certainly helps one get through
those dull meetings!
*****chuckle*****
I never tried that as a coping method. I most often kept to
the "no drinking on `school nights'" rule. I might have bent
that a bit if I had the 2pm-10pm shift on Saturday, but
wanted to go out and have fun on Friday night. The young have
amazing recuperative powers that, in my case, faded long ago.
Ayup. Perhaps it is that vaunted wisdom that is supposed to come with
age, but I drink daily yet have not been drunk in decades. It just is
not as much fun as one supposed in one's teens.
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Fidei defensor (Hon. Antipodean)
Je pense, donc je suis Charlie.
Ted
2020-03-28 02:26:43 UTC
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On Tue, 24 Mar 2020 02:31:49 -0700, Siri Cruise
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Post by Andrew W
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not a
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when
they're
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Heh.
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
True enough
Siri Cruise
2020-03-28 03:57:58 UTC
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Post by Ted
On Tue, 24 Mar 2020 02:31:49 -0700, Siri Cruise
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Post by Andrew W
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not
a
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when
they're
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Heh.
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
True enough
Take me to the Walter.
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MK
2020-03-29 06:54:13 UTC
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Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Ted
On Tue, 24 Mar 2020 02:31:49 -0700, Siri Cruise
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Post by Andrew W
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not
a
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when
they're
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Heh.
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
True enough
Take me to the Walter.
Why? No one can make you drink.
Siri Cruise
2020-03-29 16:34:13 UTC
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Post by MK
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Ted
On Tue, 24 Mar 2020 02:31:49 -0700, Siri Cruise
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Post by Andrew W
And another thing that's very sus, why toilet paper? That's not
a
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
precious
Post by Andrew W
commodity like food or water. People drink more water when
they're
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
sick yet
Post by Andrew W
bottled water is not in shortage?
HG Wells's War of the Worlds is misquoted on this. At the end of
the story dogs are running not with bloody martian flesh in their
jaws, but bloodied rolls of toliet paper.
Heh.
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by Andrew W
Bottled water. Lol. We're so stupid, we let them sell us water.
To be fair I buy drinking water from the city everytime I turn on
the tap. It's just a lot cheaper.
True enough
Take me to the Walter.
Why? No one can make you drink.
Take me to the Rivera.
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Kevrob
2020-03-29 16:48:01 UTC
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Post by Siri Cruise
Post by MK
Post by Siri Cruise
Take me to the Walter.
Why? No one can make you drink.
Take me to the Rivera.
....till I can't take no more!





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a.a #2310
Siri Cruise
2020-03-29 17:58:59 UTC
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In article
Post by Kevrob
Post by Siri Cruise
Post by MK
Post by Siri Cruise
Take me to the Walter.
Why? No one can make you drink.
Take me to the Rivera.
....till I can't take no more!
http://youtu.be/9FBUgdhxe9M
http://youtu.be/yFS67lfCXXQ
My memory didn't sound like Talking Heads, so it took me a while
to find it.

'This is Walter speaking.'

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Yap Honghor
2020-03-22 00:46:54 UTC
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Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
Are you telling us that your mother, sisters and wife are disgusting creatures?
Post by unknown
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essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and
not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." __Henry David Thoreau
michellemalkingmail.com
2020-03-22 05:55:08 UTC
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Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
Actually, you sound disgusting just tucking your soggy pecker back in
your undies.
unknown
2020-03-22 18:47:28 UTC
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Post by michellemalkingmail.com
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
Actually, you sound disgusting just tucking your soggy pecker back in
your undies.
Soggy pecker? LOL. All it takes is one little shake to
dislodge that last drop.

Since you're a girl, you probably never even heard
the admonishment: "If you shake it more than once,
you're playing with it."

LOL
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Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the
essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and
not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." __Henry David Thoreau
michellemalkingmail.com
2020-03-24 10:37:15 UTC
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Post by unknown
Post by michellemalkingmail.com
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
Actually, you sound disgusting just tucking your soggy pecker back in
your undies.
Soggy pecker? LOL. All it takes is one little shake to
dislodge that last drop.
Since you're a girl, you probably never even heard
the admonishment: "If you shake it more than once,
you're playing with it."
LOL
You wish.
Ted
2020-03-24 03:46:31 UTC
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On Sat, 21 Mar 2020 15:45:18 -0400, "Sir Hømer Hall,
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
IOW you're a cocksucker.
default
2020-03-24 17:25:54 UTC
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On Sat, 21 Mar 2020 15:45:18 -0400, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
You are the disgusting creature here.

A misogynist to boot - not surprising considering the vacuous
stupidity you exhibit in your other posts. "Fits the profile."
%
2020-03-24 17:39:33 UTC
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Post by default
On Sat, 21 Mar 2020 15:45:18 -0400, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."
Post by unknown
Unlike males, females have to use toilet paper
when they shit AND piss. Men only have to use
it when they shit. Women end up using more
than twice because we men all know they piss
half a dozen times a day.
Disgusting creatures.
You are the disgusting creature here.
A misogynist to boot - not surprising considering the vacuous
stupidity you exhibit in your other posts. "Fits the profile."
LOL
JWS
2020-03-28 03:07:18 UTC
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On Saturday, March 21, 2020 at 2:45:19 PM UTC-5, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:

Shouldn't that be:
"Blame the toilet paper shortage on females"?
Robert Carnegie
2020-03-28 16:58:38 UTC
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Post by JWS
"Blame the toilet paper shortage on females"?
Only if you think that's right.

We had the interesting example from Malaysia of what
happens when, by paternalist government decree,
household shopping has to be done by men: chaos.
One was heard getting yelled at in the store by his
wife on speaker phone, or it may not have been speaker
phone...

So perhaps everywhere else the toilet paper /was/
over-bought by women.

But Homer's theory is that since women choose not to
piss into their trousers, they are using toilet paper
unnecessarily. Homer: I'm not a woman and I do not
do that.
JWS
2020-03-29 19:03:31 UTC
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Post by Robert Carnegie
Post by JWS
"Blame the toilet paper shortage on females"?
Only if you think that's right.
I was thinking about grammar. Alternately it could be:
"Blame Females FOR the Toilet Paper Shortage"
Poor grammar seems to precede the idiots, who are
incidentally responsible FOR the TP shortage.
Post by Robert Carnegie
We had the interesting example from Malaysia of what
happens when, by paternalist government decree,
household shopping has to be done by men: chaos.
One was heard getting yelled at in the store by his
wife on speaker phone, or it may not have been speaker
phone...
So perhaps everywhere else the toilet paper /was/
over-bought by women.
But Homer's theory is that since women choose not to
piss into their trousers, they are using toilet paper
unnecessarily. Homer: I'm not a woman and I do not
do that.
Robert Carnegie
2020-03-29 23:41:51 UTC
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Post by JWS
Post by Robert Carnegie
Post by JWS
"Blame the toilet paper shortage on females"?
Only if you think that's right.
"Blame Females FOR the Toilet Paper Shortage"
Poor grammar seems to precede the idiots, who are
incidentally responsible FOR the TP shortage.
I think that grammar is relevant to effective and
correct thinking and understanding, but in this case
I wouldn't only correct the grammar. In fact, I chose
not to, so that "Homer" would have more reason to become
ashamed, of his own accord, of what he wrote.
Self-loathing has to come from within.
JWS
2020-03-30 00:15:29 UTC
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Post by Robert Carnegie
Post by JWS
Post by Robert Carnegie
Post by JWS
"Blame the toilet paper shortage on females"?
Only if you think that's right.
"Blame Females FOR the Toilet Paper Shortage"
Poor grammar seems to precede the idiots, who are
incidentally responsible FOR the TP shortage.
I think that grammar is relevant to effective and
correct thinking and understanding, but in this case
I wouldn't only correct the grammar. In fact, I chose
not to, so that "Homer" would have more reason to become
ashamed, of his own accord, of what he wrote.
Self-loathing has to come from within.
I'll go with that.
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