The Wit and Wisdom of Christopher C. Morton (8/8/18)

[The Peeler]

What do you get when you cross a nigger and a gook? A car thief that
can’t drive.

What’s the difference between a tire and a nigger? A tire doesn’t sing
when you put chains on it.

What does a nigger and a tire in the snow have in common? They both
work better when you put chains on them.

Why do they say “Black is Beautiful”? I don’t know because nigger is
not a color.

What do you call a nigger in a Rolls-Royce? A car thief.

What do you call a nigger at a country club? Caddie.

How do you know when a nigger girl is menstruating? She’s only wearing
one sock.

Why don’t niggers like blow-jobs? They’re afraid they’ll interfere
with their unemployment benefits.

Why don’t niggers like blow-jobs? Because the “job” part makes it
sound too much like work to them

What do you get when you cross a nigger and an octopus? Beats the shit
out of me, but it can sure as hell pick cotton.

How do you baby - sit a nigger? Wet his lips and stick him on the
wall.

What do you call a black millionaire? nigger.

[The Peeler]

On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 17:55:31 -0400, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married
nazi homo, IMPERSONATING his master, The Peeler, whined:

"This is embarrassing. My fraternity from graduating class of 1980 is
having our re-union right after Thanksgiving this year. We've booked I
think 194 of us (with wives) on 'Norwegian Cruise Lines" for
7days/6nights in the Caribbean. The problem is my wife. She has added
about 65-70 lbs of unsightly fat on her body and her once cute face
looks like an old catcher's mitt since our college days. I'm embarrassed
to show the old gang that this pig was the best I could do for a wife. I
just know I'll be a laughing stock when this cruise is over. Should i go
with her, leave her home and hire a young sexy escort for the week to
pose as my second wife, or should I just make some excuse and stay home.
Any logical suggestions will be considered."

Loose Sphincter whining in MID: <l1ltsa$pf8$***@speranza.aioe.org>

ROTFLOL! You just can't make this kind of sick shit up!

Why, oh WHY, are ALL you Nazis, ALWAYS, without ANY exception, such LAUGHING
STOCKS? LOL

[Michael Ejercito]

Post by The Peeler
On Wed, 08 Aug 2018 17:55:31 -0400, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily married

He is so pathetic, he has to forge you, who is his superior!


Michael


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