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OT: pairing socks
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Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-05-02 23:52:36 UTC
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Who pairs socks after the wash and why?

Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
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Rod Speed
2018-05-03 02:14:15 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the
drawer at the time of putting them on?
That's what I do and its very easy because I only
have two types of socks with radically different
colors. I buy lots of the same when I buy new ones.
Pavel Svinchnik
2018-05-03 02:27:51 UTC
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Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the
drawer at the time of putting them on?
That's what I do and its very easy because I only
have two types of socks with radically different
colors. I buy lots of the same when I buy new ones.
For years, I had two sets of dress socks, navy blue and black. One day, when sorting the laundry, I realized that I had a lot of trouble telling them apart. Since the socks were under my dress boots and pants, I doubt if anyone else could tell the difference, so I threw out the navy blue and went to all black. Now that I'm retired, I just wear white socks, except for the three or four times a year that I have to dress up and wear the black ones.

Paul
Peter Moylan
2018-05-03 03:19:45 UTC
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Post by Pavel Svinchnik
For years, I had two sets of dress socks, navy blue and black. One
day, when sorting the laundry, I realized that I had a lot of trouble
telling them apart. Since the socks were under my dress boots and
pants, I doubt if anyone else could tell the difference, so I threw
out the navy blue and went to all black. Now that I'm retired, I just
wear white socks, except for the three or four times a year that I
have to dress up and wear the black ones.
When I joined a choir I needed black trousers for performances. I
thought my existing black trousers would be good enough, but thought I'd
better seek a second opinion.

So I wore the black trousers to work, and asked a female [1] colleague
"What colour are my trousers?". She replied "Blue". Another illusion
shattered.

[1] There's no point in asking a man this question.
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RH Draney
2018-05-03 06:15:06 UTC
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Post by Peter Moylan
When I joined a choir I needed black trousers for performances. I
thought my existing black trousers would be good enough, but thought I'd
better seek a second opinion.
So I wore the black trousers to work, and asked a female [1] colleague
"What colour are my trousers?". She replied "Blue". Another illusion
shattered.
[1] There's no point in asking a man this question.
Once upon a time I sat down with a female relative and got her to tell
me what color every pair of trousers I owned was...I then sewed a button
of a more emphatic shade of that color inside the cuff of each
pair...garment-matching solved until the next time I bought new ones....r
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-05-03 12:47:42 UTC
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Post by RH Draney
Post by Peter Moylan
When I joined a choir I needed black trousers for performances. I
thought my existing black trousers would be good enough, but thought I'd
better seek a second opinion.
So I wore the black trousers to work, and asked a female [1] colleague
"What colour are my trousers?". She replied "Blue". Another illusion
shattered.
[1] There's no point in asking a man this question.
Once upon a time I sat down with a female relative and got her to tell
me what color every pair of trousers I owned was...I then sewed a button
of a more emphatic shade of that color inside the cuff of each
pair...garment-matching solved until the next time I bought new ones....r
What confuses me is why you cared.
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RH Draney
2018-05-03 18:57:46 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by RH Draney
Once upon a time I sat down with a female relative and got her to tell
me what color every pair of trousers I owned was...I then sewed a button
of a more emphatic shade of that color inside the cuff of each
pair...garment-matching solved until the next time I bought new ones....r
What confuses me is why you cared.
To save myself constantly having to answer "You *do* know those don't go
together, don't you?"...r
Sam Plusnet
2018-05-04 00:19:42 UTC
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Post by RH Draney
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by RH Draney
Once upon a time I sat down with a female relative and got her to tell
me what color every pair of trousers I owned was...I then sewed a button
of a more emphatic shade of that color inside the cuff of each
pair...garment-matching solved until the next time I bought new ones....r
What confuses me is why you cared.
To save myself constantly having to answer "You *do* know those don't go
together, don't you?"...r
You want to deny those women the pleasure of pointing out your egregious
errors?

Spoilsport!
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Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-05-03 12:47:22 UTC
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Post by Peter Moylan
Post by Pavel Svinchnik
For years, I had two sets of dress socks, navy blue and black. One
day, when sorting the laundry, I realized that I had a lot of trouble
telling them apart. Since the socks were under my dress boots and
pants, I doubt if anyone else could tell the difference, so I threw
out the navy blue and went to all black. Now that I'm retired, I just
wear white socks, except for the three or four times a year that I
have to dress up and wear the black ones.
When I joined a choir I needed black trousers for performances. I
thought my existing black trousers would be good enough, but thought I'd
better seek a second opinion.
So I wore the black trousers to work, and asked a female [1] colleague
"What colour are my trousers?". She replied "Blue". Another illusion
shattered.
[1] There's no point in asking a man this question.
There was a theory that women have more cones in their eyes and can see colours more accurately. But apparently it's just a slightly higher chance of having the fourth cone. So I guess for most women it's just because they're damn fussy.

I can tell that two colours are different side by side, but if asked what colour something is, I just quote a few basic colours. Something can be black, blue, green, red, etc. Women use about 10 different words for varying shades of purple for example. I won't go any further than "light purple" and "dark purple".
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Cheryl
2018-05-03 09:07:44 UTC
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Post by Pavel Svinchnik
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the
drawer at the time of putting them on?
That's what I do and its very easy because I only
have two types of socks with radically different
colors. I buy lots of the same when I buy new ones.
For years, I had two sets of dress socks, navy blue and black. One day, when sorting the laundry, I realized that I had a lot of trouble telling them apart. Since the socks were under my dress boots and pants, I doubt if anyone else could tell the difference, so I threw out the navy blue and went to all black. Now that I'm retired, I just wear white socks, except for the three or four times a year that I have to dress up and wear the black ones.
I did the reverse - Almost all my socks are black, except for a couple
of pairs of white ones reserved for the few warm days when I'm wearing
light-coloured slacks.
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Peter Young
2018-05-03 11:09:00 UTC
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Post by Cheryl
Post by Pavel Svinchnik
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the
drawer at the time of putting them on?
That's what I do and its very easy because I only
have two types of socks with radically different
colors. I buy lots of the same when I buy new ones.
For years, I had two sets of dress socks, navy blue and black. One day,
when sorting the laundry, I realized that I had a lot of trouble telling
them apart. Since the socks were under my dress boots and pants, I doubt
if anyone else could tell the difference, so I threw out the navy blue and
went to all black. Now that I'm retired, I just wear white socks, except
for the three or four times a year that I have to dress up and wear the
black ones.
I did the reverse - Almost all my socks are black, except for a couple
of pairs of white ones reserved for the few warm days when I'm wearing
light-coloured slacks.
My f-w-i-a-l consistently wears, except for the occasions when she wears a
dress, black socks and trousers in the winter and while socks and trousers
in the summer. She always looks smart.

Peter.
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the Omrud
2018-05-03 11:16:11 UTC
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Post by Peter Young
My f-w-i-a-l consistently wears, except for the occasions when she wears a
dress, black socks and trousers in the winter and while socks and trousers
in the summer. She always looks smart.
The Guardian has touched on this today:

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2018/may/02/loyalty-to-navy-shirts-means-monagamous-relationshps
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David
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-05-03 13:53:36 UTC
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Post by the Omrud
Post by Peter Young
My f-w-i-a-l consistently wears, except for the occasions when she wears a
dress, black socks and trousers in the winter and while socks and trousers
in the summer. She always looks smart.
https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2018/may/02/loyalty-to-navy-shirts-means-monagamous-relationshps
Lack of real news? Some people need to get a life. Socks are a functional item and nothing more.
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Madrigal Gurneyhalt
2018-05-03 14:14:16 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by the Omrud
Post by Peter Young
My f-w-i-a-l consistently wears, except for the occasions when she wears a
dress, black socks and trousers in the winter and while socks and trousers
in the summer. She always looks smart.
https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2018/may/02/loyalty-to-navy-shirts-means-monagamous-relationshps
Lack of real news? Some people need to get a life. Socks are a functional item and nothing more.
Generations of kids were grateful that Shari Lewis did not see
the world with such brutalist blinkers!
Sam Plusnet
2018-05-04 00:21:11 UTC
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Post by Madrigal Gurneyhalt
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by the Omrud
Post by Peter Young
My f-w-i-a-l consistently wears, except for the occasions when she wears a
dress, black socks and trousers in the winter and while socks and trousers
in the summer. She always looks smart.
https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2018/may/02/loyalty-to-navy-shirts-means-monagamous-relationshps
Lack of real news? Some people need to get a life. Socks are a functional item and nothing more.
Generations of kids were grateful that Shari Lewis did not see
the world with such brutalist blinkers!
True, but I don't think that comment will travel well.
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Sam Plusnet
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2018-05-03 15:33:17 UTC
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Post by Pavel Svinchnik
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the
drawer at the time of putting them on?
That's what I do and its very easy because I only
have two types of socks with radically different
colors. I buy lots of the same when I buy new ones.
For years, I had two sets of dress socks, navy blue and black. One day, when sorting the laundry, I realized that I had a lot of trouble telling them apart. Since the socks were under my dress boots and pants, I doubt if anyone else could tell the difference, so I threw out the navy blue and went to all black. Now that I'm retired, I just wear white socks, except for the three or four times a year that I have to dress up and wear the black ones.
I did the reverse - Almost all my socks are black, except for a couple of pairs of white ones reserved for the few warm days when I'm wearing light-coloured slacks.
Cheryl? I'd like to see you in a dental floss bikini.
Just sayin'.
alan_m
2018-05-03 07:26:58 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
That's what I do and its very easy because I only have two types of
socks with radically different colors. I buy lots of the same when I buy
new ones.
I went down the route of only buying black socks. I started from scratch
by disposing of all the old socks and then buying around 20 pairs of the
same type at the same time. I select two socks at random from the
drawer. After around a year there is no truly matching pair[1]. The
number of times that the sock has been worn, washed and the time in the
sun drying on the line changes the colour. I have some some that are as
black as when purchased but other are more a shade of dark grey. Also
the different temperatures used for washing can slightly shrink socks by
different amounts.

[1] I don't really care that that that the two socks I wear are slightly
different shades of black.
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Bob Eager
2018-05-03 08:29:46 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
That's what I do and its very easy because I only have two types of
socks with radically different colors. I buy lots of the same when I
buy new ones.
I went down the route of only buying black socks. I started from scratch
by disposing of all the old socks and then buying around 20 pairs of the
same type at the same time. I select two socks at random from the
drawer. After around a year there is no truly matching pair[1]. The
number of times that the sock has been worn, washed and the time in the
sun drying on the line changes the colour. I have some some that are as
black as when purchased but other are more a shade of dark grey. Also
the different temperatures used for washing can slightly shrink socks by
different amounts.
I learned this a long time ago, which is why I pair the socks.

They also lose elasticity at different rates.
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Max Demian
2018-05-03 13:55:18 UTC
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Post by Bob Eager
Post by alan_m
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
That's what I do and its very easy because I only have two types of
socks with radically different colors. I buy lots of the same when I
buy new ones.
I went down the route of only buying black socks. I started from scratch
by disposing of all the old socks and then buying around 20 pairs of the
same type at the same time. I select two socks at random from the
drawer. After around a year there is no truly matching pair[1]. The
number of times that the sock has been worn, washed and the time in the
sun drying on the line changes the colour. I have some some that are as
black as when purchased but other are more a shade of dark grey. Also
the different temperatures used for washing can slightly shrink socks by
different amounts.
I learned this a long time ago, which is why I pair the socks.
They also lose elasticity at different rates.
I suppose you have (designated) left and right socks.
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John Varela
2018-05-04 00:50:37 UTC
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Post by Max Demian
Post by Bob Eager
Post by alan_m
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
That's what I do and its very easy because I only have two types of
socks with radically different colors. I buy lots of the same when I
buy new ones.
I went down the route of only buying black socks. I started from scratch
by disposing of all the old socks and then buying around 20 pairs of the
same type at the same time. I select two socks at random from the
drawer. After around a year there is no truly matching pair[1]. The
number of times that the sock has been worn, washed and the time in the
sun drying on the line changes the colour. I have some some that are as
black as when purchased but other are more a shade of dark grey. Also
the different temperatures used for washing can slightly shrink socks by
different amounts.
I learned this a long time ago, which is why I pair the socks.
They also lose elasticity at different rates.
I suppose you have (designated) left and right socks.
I bought a pair of low-cut socks for golf from the pro shop and was
amazed to discover that they are labeled left and right, the color
woven (knitted?) right into the fabric.
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RH Draney
2018-05-04 05:33:19 UTC
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Post by Max Demian
I suppose you have (designated) left and right socks.
I bought a pair of low-cut socks for golf from the pro shop and was
amazed to discover that they are labeled left and right, the color
woven (knitted?) right into the fabric.
I suppose this is the appropriate point at which to insert this concept
into the thread:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabi

....r
Mark Brader
2018-05-04 09:01:35 UTC
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Post by RH Draney
Post by John Varela
I bought a pair of low-cut socks for golf from the pro shop and was
amazed to discover that they are labeled left and right, the color
woven (knitted?) right into the fabric.
I suppose this is the appropriate point at which to insert this concept
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabi
My wife has some socks with the letters TABI on them, but they're standard
socks. I presume they were bought from this chain before this happened:

http://www.thestar.com/business/2011/04/05/tabi_closes_doors_gift_cards_worthless.html
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PeterC
2018-05-04 08:18:00 UTC
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Post by John Varela
Post by Max Demian
I suppose you have (designated) left and right socks.
I bought a pair of low-cut socks for golf from the pro shop and was
amazed to discover that they are labeled left and right, the color
woven (knitted?) right into the fabric.
Ah - similar to knickers from C&A.
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Dave Plowman (News)
2018-05-04 09:16:48 UTC
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Post by John Varela
I bought a pair of low-cut socks for golf from the pro shop and was
amazed to discover that they are labeled left and right, the color
woven (knitted?) right into the fabric.
Not uncommon for socks with logos - generally sports ones - to be handed
because of a single logo.
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charles
2018-05-04 10:08:00 UTC
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Post by John Varela
I bought a pair of low-cut socks for golf from the pro shop and was
amazed to discover that they are labeled left and right, the color
woven (knitted?) right into the fabric.
Not uncommon for socks with logos - generally sports ones - to be handed
because of a single logo.
but you need to know whether the logo is worn in or out.
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Kerr-Mudd,John
2018-05-03 09:26:48 UTC
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Post by alan_m
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
That's what I do and its very easy because I only have two types of
socks with radically different colors. I buy lots of the same when I
buy new ones.
I went down the route of only buying black socks. I started from
scratch by disposing of all the old socks and then buying around 20
pairs of the same type at the same time. I select two socks at random
from the drawer. After around a year there is no truly matching
pair[1]. The number of times that the sock has been worn, washed and
the time in the sun drying on the line changes the colour. I have some
some that are as black as when purchased but other are more a shade of
dark grey. Also the different temperatures used for washing can
slightly shrink socks by different amounts.
Clearly for the full range of pain you should have purchased 25 pairs.
Post by alan_m
[1] I don't really care that that that the two socks I wear are
slightly different shades of black.
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Rod Speed
2018-05-03 19:40:02 UTC
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Post by alan_m
Post by Rod Speed
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the
drawer at the time of putting them on?
That's what I do and its very easy because I only
have two types of socks with radically different
colors. I buy lots of the same when I buy new ones.
I went down the route of only buying black socks. I started from
scratch by disposing of all the old socks and then buying around
20 pairs of the same type at the same time. I select two socks at
random from the drawer. After around a year there is no truly
matching pair[1]. The number of times that the sock has been worn,
washed and the time in the sun drying on the line changes the colour.
Don't get that effect with mine, and I do always line dry them.

I do mostly wash most of them at the same time, wait till
I run out and wash all the dirty ones at the same time.
Post by alan_m
I have some some that are as black as when
purchased but other are more a shade of dark grey.
Havent got that effect with mine, but none of them were
black initially. Half are mid grey/green and half of them
are a sort of dark brown with a hint of red in them.

Mine are all very heavy wool mix sox,
none of those thin cotton sox for me.
Post by alan_m
Also the different temperatures used for washing
can slightly shrink socks by different amounts.
Don't have that problem either, I always wash in cold water.

I used to wash very greasy overalls in hot water but don't even
wash overalls at all anymore, do so little work on modern new
cars that I just don't get greasy overalls anymore.
Post by alan_m
[1] I don't really care that that that the two socks
I wear are slightly different shades of black.
Yeah, me too.
ARW
2018-05-04 13:47:07 UTC
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Post by alan_m
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
That's what I do and its very easy because I only have two types of
socks with radically different colors. I buy lots of the same when I
buy new ones.
I went down the route of only buying black socks. I started from scratch
by disposing of all the old socks and then buying around 20 pairs of the
same type at the same time. I select two socks at random from the
drawer. After around a year there is no truly matching pair[1]. The
number of times that the sock has been worn, washed and the time in the
sun drying on the line changes the colour. I have some some that are as
black as when purchased but other are more a shade of dark grey. Also
the different temperatures used for washing can slightly shrink socks by
different amounts.
[1] I don't really care that that that the two socks I wear are slightly
different shades of black.
Same here. A dozen pairs of matching black socks.
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Harry Bloomfield
2018-05-03 08:25:56 UTC
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That's what I do and its very easy because I only have two types of socks
with radically different colors. I buy lots of the same when I buy new ones.
The easy solution is a fully trained sock sorting operative.
Graeme
2018-05-03 08:56:16 UTC
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Post by Harry Bloomfield
The easy solution is a fully trained sock sorting operative.
In this house, that is me :-)

I too learned long ago that not all blacks look the same, particularly
after a few washes. Nothing annoys me more than scrabbling around in a
drawer looking for matching socks, so always put them away in pairs.

My socks are now black, but with the day of the week in a bright colour,
on the sole. This makes pairing easy, but also ensures all the socks in
a pack are worn equally, rather than the same few pairs on top with
those at the bottom rarely worn.
--
Graeme
Bob F
2018-05-03 14:22:05 UTC
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Post by Harry Bloomfield
The easy solution is a fully trained sock sorting operative.
In this house, that is me :-)
I too learned long ago that not all blacks look the same, particularly
after a few washes.  Nothing annoys me more than scrabbling around in a
drawer looking for matching socks, so always put them away in pairs.
My socks are now black, but with the day of the week in a bright colour,
on the sole.  This makes pairing easy, but also ensures all the socks in
a pack are worn equally, rather than the same few pairs on top with
those at the bottom rarely worn.
I buy a bunch of all the same black socks. Put them in the drawer on the
right end of my "sock section" and take them out on the left. That way,
they all get the same usage, and stay the same.
PeterC
2018-05-03 15:36:33 UTC
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Post by Bob F
Post by Graeme
Post by Harry Bloomfield
The easy solution is a fully trained sock sorting operative.
In this house, that is me :-)
I too learned long ago that not all blacks look the same, particularly
after a few washes.  Nothing annoys me more than scrabbling around in a
drawer looking for matching socks, so always put them away in pairs.
My socks are now black, but with the day of the week in a bright colour,
on the sole.  This makes pairing easy, but also ensures all the socks in
a pack are worn equally, rather than the same few pairs on top with
those at the bottom rarely worn.
I buy a bunch of all the same black socks. Put them in the drawer on the
right end of my "sock section" and take them out on the left. That way,
they all get the same usage, and stay the same.
That's what I've done. Trouble is, I've a lot of socks that look v.
similar[1] but are different lengths - from the same pack. I spend time
sorting them and then find that the last 2 are >1" diferent due to 'near
enough' cumulative errors.
I don't want a pack of 6 pairs; I want a pack of 12 socks, any 2 of which
will be a pair.

[1] some synthetic materials can look quite different colours under
day/LED/florrie/incandescent light and then a tiny change in angle - 4
side-by-side - also seem to differ.
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Max Demian
2018-05-03 13:57:58 UTC
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Post by Harry Bloomfield
That's what I do and its very easy because I only have two types of
socks with radically different colors. I buy lots of the same when I
buy new ones.
The easy solution is a fully trained sock sorting operative.
Apparently the most efficient way is to sort them into heaps of
approximate match, then repeatedly refine the matching.
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Kerr-Mudd,John
2018-05-03 19:05:47 UTC
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Post by Max Demian
Post by Harry Bloomfield
That's what I do and its very easy because I only have two types of
socks with radically different colors. I buy lots of the same when I
buy new ones.
The easy solution is a fully trained sock sorting operative.
Apparently the most efficient way is to sort them into heaps of
approximate match, then repeatedly refine the matching.
B-tree roolz.
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Bah, and indeed, Humbug.
Rod Speed
2018-05-03 19:55:48 UTC
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Post by Harry Bloomfield
That's what I do and its very easy because I only have two types of socks
with radically different colors. I buy lots of the same when I buy new ones.
The easy solution is a fully trained sock sorting operative.
Trouble with those is the immense running cost of them.

Vastly cheaper to dump all the old sox and get a whole
new lot of identical sox that don't fade in the wash.
Peeler
2018-05-03 08:55:32 UTC
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On Thu, 3 May 2018 12:14:15 +1000, Rot Speed, another mentally handicapped
Post by Rod Speed
That's what I do and its very easy because I only
have two types of socks with radically different
colors. I buy lots of the same when I buy new ones.
And troll-feeding senile idiot no.2 appeared on the scene! This times it's
an Aussie octogenarian! Is true! LMAO!
TMH
2018-05-03 17:15:27 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
That's what I do and its very easy because I only have two types of
socks with radically different colors. I buy lots of the same when I buy
new ones.
+1
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Dave
The Medway Handyman
RH Draney
2018-05-03 02:15:58 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Because the light at the drawer isn't bright enough to identify "two the
same" like the light at the laundromat....r
Tony Cooper
2018-05-03 03:02:49 UTC
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Post by RH Draney
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Because the light at the drawer isn't bright enough to identify "two the
same" like the light at the laundromat....r
True, that. You have to take the socks to a window and see them in
daylight if you want to tell the navy blue from the black ones.
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Janet
2018-05-03 11:54:56 UTC
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In article <***@4ax.com>, tonycooper214
@gmail.com says...
Post by Tony Cooper
Post by RH Draney
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Because the light at the drawer isn't bright enough to identify "two the
same" like the light at the laundromat....r
True, that. You have to take the socks to a window and see them in
daylight if you want to tell the navy blue from the black ones.
I can very easily distinguish the red socks with birds on from the
green ones with foxes on, but whenever life's sock decisions get too
tough I just wear odd ones.

Coofs will either not notice my socks or not comment.
Those who both notice and comment are more entertaining company.

Janet.

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Peter T. Daniels
2018-05-03 11:58:05 UTC
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Post by Janet
Coofs will either not notice my socks or not comment.
Those who both notice and comment are more entertaining company.
"Coofs"?

Anyone doing both (as in your second sentence) is excluded by your first sentence.
Janet
2018-05-03 14:17:34 UTC
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Post by Peter T. Daniels
Post by Janet
Coofs will either not notice my socks or not comment.
Those who both notice and comment are more entertaining company.
"Coofs"?
feckless dullards.

Janet.
Post by Peter T. Daniels
Anyone doing both (as in your second sentence) is excluded by your first sentence.
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Jerry Friedman
2018-05-03 14:30:19 UTC
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Post by Janet
Post by Peter T. Daniels
Post by Janet
Coofs will either not notice my socks or not comment.
Those who both notice and comment are more entertaining company.
"Coofs"?
feckless dullards.
That helps with

"Ye see yon birkie, ca'd a lord,
Wha struts, an' stares, an' a' that;
Tho' hundreds worship at his word,
He's but a coof for a' that:"

(I'd figured out that it wasn't a compliment.)
--
Jerry Friedman
Rod Speed
2018-05-03 19:23:01 UTC
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Post by Tony Cooper
Post by RH Draney
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Because the light at the drawer isn't bright enough to identify "two the
same" like the light at the laundromat....r
True, that. You have to take the socks to a window and see them
in daylight if you want to tell the navy blue from the black ones.
Makes more sense to have a decent light at the sock drawer.
Peeler
2018-05-03 08:55:52 UTC
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On Wed, 2 May 2018 19:15:58 -0700, RH Drano, the notorious troll-feeding
Post by RH Draney
Because the light at the drawer isn't bright enough to identify "two the
same" like the light at the laundromat....r
...and troll-feeding senile idiot no.3 couldn't resist the abnormal troll's
latest idiotic bait! LOL
Living Post Amateur Radio ...
2018-05-03 06:08:45 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
who cares...I sometimes wear odd shoes ....
Peeler
2018-05-03 08:56:51 UTC
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On Thu, 3 May 2018 07:08:45 +0100, Living Post Amateur Radio ... another,
Post by Living Post Amateur Radio ...
who cares...I sometimes wear odd shoes ....
...and a "new" troll-feeding senile idiot no.4 suddenly appears out of
nowhere! LOL
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-05-03 12:44:25 UTC
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Post by Living Post Amateur Radio ...
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
who cares...I sometimes wear odd shoes ....
Indeed.
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RH Draney
2018-05-03 18:59:43 UTC
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On Thu, 03 May 2018 07:08:45 +0100, Living Post Amateur Radio ...
Post by Living Post Amateur Radio ...
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
who cares...I sometimes wear odd shoes ....
Indeed.
It's just thing when one has odd feet....r
Peeler
2018-05-03 19:40:15 UTC
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On Thu, 3 May 2018 11:59:43 -0700, RH Drano, the notorious troll-feeding
Post by RH Draney
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Indeed.
It's just thing when one has odd feet....r
Especially when one has an odd "mind" as the trolls and their corresponding
troll-feeding idiots, Drano!
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-05-04 13:05:22 UTC
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Post by RH Draney
On Thu, 03 May 2018 07:08:45 +0100, Living Post Amateur Radio ...
Post by Living Post Amateur Radio ...
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
who cares...I sometimes wear odd shoes ....
Indeed.
It's just thing when one has odd feet....r
Does that mean you're throwing away half the shoes you buy? I wonder if there's a swap meet on the net somewhere where you can find people with odd feet the other way round?
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FMurtz
2018-05-03 14:20:20 UTC
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Post by Living Post Amateur Radio ...
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
who cares...I sometimes wear odd shoes ....
All you gotta do is tell everyone that you have another pair like that
at home. :)
Dave Liquorice
2018-05-03 07:23:00 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Paired socks have no requirement to be awake when picking from the
drawer.
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Cheers
Dave.
Peeler
2018-05-03 08:57:20 UTC
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On Thu, 03 May 2018 08:23:00 +0100 (BST), Dave Liquorice, obviously another
Post by Dave Liquorice
Paired socks have no requirement to be awake when picking from the
drawer.
And troll-feeding senile idiot no.5 couldn't resist feed feeding the
obviously mentally sick, filthy gay Scottish wanker, troll and attention
whore! LMAO
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-05-03 12:50:46 UTC
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Post by Dave Liquorice
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Paired socks have no requirement to be awake when picking from the
drawer.
On the other hand, you only have to do one pairing at a time.
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Peeler
2018-05-03 08:57:55 UTC
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On Thu, 03 May 2018 00:52:36 +0100, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:

<FLUSH the abnormal attention whore's latest attention-baiting idiotic
BULLSHIT>
--
damduck-***@yahoo.co.uk about Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL)
trolling:
"He is a well known attention seeking troll and every reply you
make feeds him.
Starts many threads most of which die quick as on the UK groups anyone
with sense Kill filed him ages ago which is why he now cross posts to
the US groups for a new audience.
This thread was unusual in that it derived and continued without him
to a large extent and his silly questioning is an attempt to get
noticed again."
MID: <***@4ax.com>
--
ItsJoanNotJoann addressing Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"You're an annoying troll and I'm done with you and your
stupidity."
MID: <e39a6a7f-9677-4e78-a866-***@googlegroups.com>
--
AndyW addressing Birdbrain:
"Troll or idiot?...
You have been presented with a viewpoint with information, reasoning,
historical cases, citations and references to back it up and wilfully
ignore all going back to your idea which has no supporting information."
MID: <KaToA.263621$***@fx10.am4>
--
Phil Lee adressing Birdbrain Macaw:
"You are too stupid to be wasting oxygen."
MID: <***@4ax.com>
--
Phil Lee describing Birdbrain Macaw:
"I've never seen such misplaced pride in being a fucking moronic motorist."
MID: <***@4ax.com>
--
Tony944 addressing Birdbrain Macaw:
"I seen and heard many people but you are on top of list being first class
ass hole jerk. ...You fit under unconditional Idiot and should be put in
mental institution.
MID: <VLCdnYC5HK1Z4S3FnZ2dnUU7-***@giganews.com>
--
Pelican to Birdbrain Macaw:
"Ok. I'm persuaded . You are an idiot."
MID: <obru31$nao$***@dont-email.me>
--
DerbyDad03 addressing Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"Frigging Idiot. Get the hell out of my thread."
MID: <4d907253-b3b9-40d4-be4d-***@googlegroups.com>
--
Kerr Mudd-John about Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"It's like arguing with a demented frog."
MID: <***@dell3100.workgroup>
--
Mr Pounder Esquire about Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"the piss poor delivery boy with no hot running water, 11 cats and
several parrots living in his hovel."
MID: <odqtgc$iug$***@dont-email.me>
--
Rob Morley about Birdbrain:
"He's a perennial idiot"
MID: <***@Mars>
--
JoeyDee to Birdbrain
"I apologize for thinking you were a jerk. You're just someone with an IQ
lower than your age, and I accept that as a reason for your comments."
MID: <***@news.eternal-september.org>
--
Sam Plusnet about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson Sword" LOL):
"He's just desperate to be noticed. Any attention will do, no matter how
negative it may be."
MID: <***@brightview.co.uk>
--
***@gmail.com asking Birdbrain:
"What, were you dropped on your head as a child?"
MID: <58ddfad5-d9a5-4031-b91f-***@googlegroups.com>
--
Christie addressing endlessly driveling Birdbrain Macaw (now "James
Wilkinson" LOL):
"What are you resurrecting that old post of mine for? It's from last
month some time. You're like a dog who's just dug up an old bone they
hid in the garden until they were ready to have another go at it."
MID: <***@news.eternal-september.org>
--
Mr Pounder's fitting description of Birdbrain Macaw:
"You are a well known fool, a tosser, a pillock, a stupid unemployable
sponging failure who will always live alone and will die alone. You will not
be missed."
MID: <orree6$on2$***@dont-email.me>
--
Richard to pathetic wanker Hucker:
"You haven't bred?
Only useful thing you've done in your pathetic existence."
MID: <orvctf$l5m$***@gioia.aioe.org>
Dave Plowman (News)
2018-05-03 10:16:35 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Likely not a problem when you do your monthly change.
--
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To e-mail, change noise into sound.
Frank
2018-05-03 11:40:23 UTC
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Post by Dave Plowman (News)
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Likely not a problem when you do your monthly change.
Draw only gets opened once a month, then both for socks and underwear.
Peter Young
2018-05-03 12:20:59 UTC
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Post by Frank
Post by Dave Plowman (News)
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Likely not a problem when you do your monthly change.
Draw only gets opened once a month, then both for socks and underwear.
Oy! Are you sure it isn't a Chester draws?

Peter.
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(US equivalent: Certified Anesthesiologist) (AUE Pt)
Cheltenham and Gloucester, UK. Now happily retired.
http://pnyoung.orpheusweb.co.uk
Frank
2018-05-03 12:39:40 UTC
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Post by Peter Young
Post by Frank
Post by Dave Plowman (News)
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Likely not a problem when you do your monthly change.
Draw only gets opened once a month, then both for socks and underwear.
Oy! Are you sure it isn't a Chester draws?
Peter.
Looking back, I saw my spelling mistake. I blame spell check for these
things.
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-05-03 15:25:11 UTC
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Post by Dave Plowman (News)
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Likely not a problem when you do your monthly change.
Very funny. Most people put socks on once a day. It takes seconds to pick up two socks of the same colour from the drawer. Why go to the bother of wrapping two socks together many many times after a load of washing?
--
A British Engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan.
He's making land mines that look like prayer mats.
It's doing well.
He says prophets are going through the roof.
Peeler
2018-05-03 16:56:31 UTC
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On Thu, 03 May 2018 11:16:35 +0100, Dave Blowman (News), the notorious
Post by Dave Plowman (News)
Likely not a problem when you do your monthly change.
And Blowman, idiot no.7, as expected, is ready to give the Scottish wanker
another blow job! LOL
Sock Puppet
2018-05-03 10:48:45 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Just pick two at random.  If your pants are the proper length, no one even notices mismatched socks.
Tim Streater
2018-05-03 11:11:16 UTC
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Post by Sock Puppet
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Just pick two at random.  If your pants are the proper length, no one even
notices mismatched socks.
Little girls do. I once bumped into some neighbours in Boots. They had
their granddaughter with them, aged five. She soon spotted my
mismatched socks and asked me why.
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Peter Thompson
Harry Bloomfield
2018-05-03 12:04:20 UTC
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Post by Tim Streater
Little girls do. I once bumped into some neighbours in Boots. They had
their granddaughter with them, aged five. She soon spotted my
mismatched socks and asked me why.
Quick answer - you have another pair just like them at home..
Athel Cornish-Bowden
2018-05-03 12:58:19 UTC
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Post by Tim Streater
Post by Sock Puppet
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Just pick two at random.  If your pants are the proper length, no one even
notices mismatched socks.
Little girls do. I once bumped into some neighbours in Boots. They had
their granddaughter with them, aged five. She soon spotted my
mismatched socks and asked me why.
I once took my daughter (then nine) to a committee meeting in London
that I had to attend. I assured the secretary and chairman beforehand
that she would behave perfectly, and she did. However, she drew my
attention to the fact that the treasurer was wearing bright red shoes,
something I hadn't noticed.
--
athel
RH Draney
2018-05-03 19:01:22 UTC
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Post by Athel Cornish-Bowden
I once took my daughter (then nine) to a committee meeting in London
that I had to attend. I assured the secretary and chairman beforehand
that she would behave perfectly, and she did. However, she drew my
attention to the fact that the treasurer was wearing bright red shoes,
something I hadn't noticed.
Even at nine, she was a woman...noticing shoes is what they do....r
Max Demian
2018-05-03 21:59:47 UTC
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Post by RH Draney
Post by Athel Cornish-Bowden
I once took my daughter (then nine) to a committee meeting in London
that I had to attend. I assured the secretary and chairman beforehand
that she would behave perfectly, and she did. However, she drew my
attention to the fact that the treasurer was wearing bright red shoes,
something I hadn't noticed.
Even at nine, she was a woman...
What, like Aisha?
--
Max Demian
Sock Puppet
2018-05-03 14:10:14 UTC
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Post by Tim Streater
Post by Sock Puppet
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Just pick two at random.  If your pants are the proper length, no one even
notices mismatched socks.
Little girls do. I once bumped into some neighbours in Boots. They had
their granddaughter with them, aged five. She soon spotted my
mismatched socks and asked me why.
Tim-

If your pants are the proper length that wont happen.  You must have been wearing a pair of high-water pants.  Do you live in a frequent flood zone?
Rod Speed
2018-05-03 22:12:06 UTC
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Post by Sock Puppet
Post by Tim Streater
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting
them
on?
Just pick two at random. If your pants are the proper length, no one
even
notices mismatched socks.
Little girls do. I once bumped into some neighbours in Boots. They had
their granddaughter with them, aged five. She soon spotted my
mismatched socks and asked me why.
If your pants are the proper length that wont happen.
Yes it will when you sit down.
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-05-03 13:56:00 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Just pick two at random. If your pants are the proper length, no one even notices mismatched socks.
You mean trousers. Pants are underwear.

And WTF is a "proper length"? Is there a rulebook somewhere?
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Sock Puppet
2018-05-03 14:25:11 UTC
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Post by Sock Puppet
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Just pick two at random.  If your pants are the proper length, no one even notices mismatched socks.
You mean trousers.  Pants are underwear.
The world's largest retailer calls them pants.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00NJGPYI0

WTF is wrong with you?
And WTF is a "proper length"?  Is there a rulebook somewhere?
Maybe you can find some old episodes.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0358332/
Peter Young
2018-05-03 14:31:58 UTC
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Post by Sock Puppet
Post by Sock Puppet
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Just pick two at random.  If your pants are the proper length, no one
even notices mismatched socks.
You mean trousers.  Pants are underwear.
The world's largest retailer calls them pants.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00NJGPYI0
WTF is wrong with you?
He's BrE's answer to PTD's AmE. Neither of them accept that "the other"
language" has any validity.

Peter.
--
Peter Young, (BrE, RP), Consultant Anaesthetist, 1975-2004.
(US equivalent: Certified Anesthesiologist) (AUE Pt)
Cheltenham and Gloucester, UK. Now happily retired.
http://pnyoung.orpheusweb.co.uk
Peter T. Daniels
2018-05-03 15:24:30 UTC
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Post by Peter Young
Post by Sock Puppet
You mean trousers.  Pants are underwear.
The world's largest retailer calls them pants.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00NJGPYI0
WTF is wrong with you?
He's BrE's answer to PTD's AmE. Neither of them accept that "the other"
language" has any validity.
No, yours is "valid" -- it's just strange. And usually deviant --
"peripheral" varieties of a language tend to be conservative, "central"
varieties innovative.
Tim Streater
2018-05-03 17:35:18 UTC
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Post by Sock Puppet
Post by Sock Puppet
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Just pick two at random.  If your pants are the proper length, no one even
notices mismatched socks.
You mean trousers.  Pants are underwear.
The world's largest retailer calls them pants.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00NJGPYI0
WTF is wrong with you?
Why should I pay any attention to what a foreign retailer has to say?

And how did these alt.shit.shit ng's get added?
--
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those who insist on a perfect world, freedom will have to do." -- Bigby Wolf
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-05-04 13:03:32 UTC
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Post by Tim Streater
Post by Sock Puppet
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Just pick two at random. If your pants are the proper length, no one even
notices mismatched socks.
You mean trousers. Pants are underwear.
The world's largest retailer calls them pants.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00NJGPYI0
WTF is wrong with you?
Why should I pay any attention to what a foreign retailer has to say?
And how did these alt.shit.shit ng's get added?
They weren't added, they were there from the first post.

And why do they bother you?
--
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Tim Streater
2018-05-04 13:07:55 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Tim Streater
Post by Sock Puppet
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Just pick two at random. If your pants are the proper length, no one even
notices mismatched socks.
You mean trousers. Pants are underwear.
The world's largest retailer calls them pants.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00NJGPYI0
WTF is wrong with you?
Why should I pay any attention to what a foreign retailer has to say?
And how did these alt.shit.shit ng's get added?
They weren't added, they were there from the first post.
And why do they bother you?
Because they have caused this irrelevant argy-bargy with foreign
speakers that I have willingly participated in.
--
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed
(and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an
endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

HL Mencken
NY
2018-05-04 13:40:49 UTC
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Post by Sock Puppet
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of
putting
them on?
I find that it is easier to spend the time judging which socks match in good
light when there's plenty of time (ie as I'm putting them away after washing
them), so I can take a pair out, maybe when I'm tired and when the curtains
are still drawn so the light isn't perfect.

If all your socks are interchangeable (eg all of them are black) it's easy.
But distinguishing between dark navy, faded black and brand-new really black
is not easy and sometimes has to be done by a process of elimination - pair
up all the ones that are easy to match and what is left *should be* a pair.
Post by Sock Puppet
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
You mean trousers. Pants are underwear.
The world's largest retailer calls them pants.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00NJGPYI0
Maybe the US (.com) site does, but I'd expect the UK (.co.uk) site to call
them trousers. Being English, I will always use a British English word
rather than an American English word, especially if the American word exists
in British English but has a very different meaning:

tap/faucet
flat/apartment
courgette/zuchini

are fine, but

pants can mean either trousers or underwear
fanny can mean - well, we all know about that difference between British and
American :-)
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-05-04 13:03:01 UTC
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Post by Sock Puppet
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Just pick two at random. If your pants are the proper length, no one even notices mismatched socks.
You mean trousers. Pants are underwear.
The world's largest retailer calls them pants.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00NJGPYI0
Amazon is a *marketplace*, they're labelled the way the *seller* wants.
Post by Sock Puppet
WTF is wrong with you?
I use English, it's a language from England. You're speaking American, which is bastardised English. You're wrong.

And anyway, the UK part of Amazon says "trousers":
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Quality-Formal-Casual-Trousers-Office/dp/B00DS9JT1G

And why would you buy from Amazon when Ebay has more range, and is cheaper, and has a better website for finding things, and has a better feedback system?
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
And WTF is a "proper length"? Is there a rulebook somewhere?
Maybe you can find some old episodes.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0358332/
I have no desire to be camp.
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Fredxx
2018-05-04 13:48:51 UTC
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Post by Sock Puppet
Post by Sock Puppet
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Just pick two at random.  If your pants are the proper length, no one
even notices mismatched socks.
You mean trousers.  Pants are underwear.
The world's largest retailer calls them pants.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00NJGPYI0
Only in a foreign country.

In a native English speaking country they are called trousers by the
world's largest retailer.
https://www.dickiesstore.co.uk/cat/work-trousers
Post by Sock Puppet
WTF is wrong with you?
Quite.

Peeler
2018-05-03 16:56:43 UTC
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On Thu, 3 May 2018 06:48:45 -0400, Sock Puppet, another mentally deranged
Post by Sock Puppet
Just pick two at random.  If your pants are the proper length, no one even
notices mismatched socks.
LOL And retarded troll-feeding idiot no.8 arrived to display what an idiot
he is! Fucking unbelievable!
Rod Speed
2018-05-03 20:42:35 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the
drawer at the time of putting them on?
Just pick two at random. If your pants are the proper
length, no one even notices mismatched socks.
Not true when you are sitting down.
Art Todesco
2018-05-03 12:19:52 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Troll or not, the answer is "sock rings". Before I retired, I had many
'different' black socks. I'd take them off, and put on a sock ring.
Works great. Google "sock rings".
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-05-03 15:23:49 UTC
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Post by Art Todesco
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Troll or not, the answer is "sock rings". Before I retired, I had many
'different' black socks. I'd take them off, and put on a sock ring.
Works great. Google "sock rings".
The question was why do people want to do this? I find the simplest way of putting on matching socks (if you actually care that they match) is just to pick a sock from the drawer, then pick up another the same colour. Why go to the effort of keeping them paired together during or after washing?
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Bob F
2018-05-03 18:18:07 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Troll or not, the answer is "sock rings".  Before I retired, I had many
'different' black socks.  I'd take them off, and put on a sock ring.
Works great.  Google "sock rings".
The question was why do people want to do this?  I find the simplest way
of putting on matching socks (if you actually care that they match) is
just to pick a sock from the drawer, then pick up another the same
colour.  Why go to the effort of keeping them paired together during or
after washing?
Why do you always think your way is the only reasonable way. It doesn't
matter what the subject, your way is always the way everybody should
"think" or act. It doesn't matter how stupid it is.
Tim Streater
2018-05-03 18:24:09 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Troll or not, the answer is "sock rings".  Before I retired, I had many
'different' black socks.  I'd take them off, and put on a sock ring.
Works great.  Google "sock rings".
The question was why do people want to do this?  I find the simplest way
of putting on matching socks (if you actually care that they match) is
just to pick a sock from the drawer, then pick up another the same
colour.  Why go to the effort of keeping them paired together during or
after washing?
Because it's easy.
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Frank
2018-05-03 18:38:24 UTC
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Post by Bob F
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Troll or not, the answer is "sock rings".  Before I retired, I had many
'different' black socks.  I'd take them off, and put on a sock ring.
Works great.  Google "sock rings".
The question was why do people want to do this?  I find the simplest
way of putting on matching socks (if you actually care that they
match) is just to pick a sock from the drawer, then pick up another
the same colour.  Why go to the effort of keeping them paired together
during or after washing?
Why do you always think your way is the only reasonable way. It doesn't
matter what the subject, your way is always the way everybody should
"think" or act. It doesn't matter how stupid it is.
It is strange because he is not a liberal.
Bob F
2018-05-03 18:56:37 UTC
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Post by Bob F
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of
putting
them on?
Troll or not, the answer is "sock rings".  Before I retired, I had many
'different' black socks.  I'd take them off, and put on a sock ring.
Works great.  Google "sock rings".
The question was why do people want to do this?  I find the simplest
way of putting on matching socks (if you actually care that they
match) is just to pick a sock from the drawer, then pick up another
the same colour.  Why go to the effort of keeping them paired
together during or after washing?
Why do you always think your way is the only reasonable way. It
doesn't matter what the subject, your way is always the way everybody
should "think" or act. It doesn't matter how stupid it is.
It is strange because he is not a liberal.
You misspelled "Republican".
Frank
2018-05-03 19:17:44 UTC
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Post by Frank
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On Thu, 03 May 2018 13:19:52 +0100, Art Todesco
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of
putting
them on?
Troll or not, the answer is "sock rings".  Before I retired, I had many
'different' black socks.  I'd take them off, and put on a sock ring.
Works great.  Google "sock rings".
The question was why do people want to do this?  I find the simplest
way of putting on matching socks (if you actually care that they
match) is just to pick a sock from the drawer, then pick up another
the same colour.  Why go to the effort of keeping them paired
together during or after washing?
Why do you always think your way is the only reasonable way. It
doesn't matter what the subject, your way is always the way everybody
should "think" or act. It doesn't matter how stupid it is.
It is strange because he is not a liberal.
You misspelled "Republican".
I might say, you are strange too.
Tim Streater
2018-05-03 20:22:53 UTC
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Post by Bob F
Post by Frank
Post by Bob F
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of
putting
them on?
Troll or not, the answer is "sock rings".  Before I retired, I had many
'different' black socks.  I'd take them off, and put on a sock ring.
Works great.  Google "sock rings".
The question was why do people want to do this?  I find the simplest
way of putting on matching socks (if you actually care that they
match) is just to pick a sock from the drawer, then pick up another
the same colour.  Why go to the effort of keeping them paired
together during or after washing?
Why do you always think your way is the only reasonable way. It
doesn't matter what the subject, your way is always the way everybody
should "think" or act. It doesn't matter how stupid it is.
It is strange because he is not a liberal.
You misspelled "Republican".
Why are you mentioning a foreign political party?
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of our markets.

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Peeler
2018-05-03 19:45:35 UTC
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On Thu, 3 May 2018 11:18:07 -0700, Bob F, the mentally deficient,
Post by Bob F
Why do you always think your way is the only reasonable way.
Take a guess, you troll-feeding moron! <tsk>
Rod Speed
2018-05-03 22:41:34 UTC
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Post by Bob F
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Post by Art Todesco
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Troll or not, the answer is "sock rings". Before I retired, I had many
'different' black socks. I'd take them off, and put on a sock ring.
Works great. Google "sock rings".
The question was why do people want to do this? I find the simplest way
of putting on matching socks (if you actually care that they match) is
just to pick a sock from the drawer, then pick up another the same
colour. Why go to the effort of keeping them paired together during or
after washing?
Why do you always think your way is the only reasonable way.
Because that's how he trolls.
Post by Bob F
It doesn't matter what the subject, your way is always the way everybody
should "think" or act. It doesn't matter how stupid it is.
PeterC
2018-05-03 15:38:58 UTC
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Post by Art Todesco
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Troll or not, the answer is "sock rings". Before I retired, I had many
'different' black socks. I'd take them off, and put on a sock ring.
Works great. Google "sock rings".
Be careful with the spelling!
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whilst religions hold sway
Peeler
2018-05-03 16:57:29 UTC
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On Thu, 3 May 2018 08:19:52 -0400, Art Todesco, another senile troll-feeding
Post by Art Todesco
Troll or not, the answer is "sock rings".
The ONLY answer here is that you are ALL a bunch of SENILE losers that are
THANKFUL that the unwashed Scottish wanker, troll and attention whore does
you the favour of leading you around by your stupid senile noses! LOL
Dave Plowman (News)
2018-05-03 14:13:43 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Very easy answer. Makes then easier to carry from the drier to the socks
drawer. But then it's very unlikely you know how to use a washing machine.
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Peeler
2018-05-03 16:57:46 UTC
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On Thu, 03 May 2018 15:13:43 +0100, Dave Blowman (News), the notorious
Post by Dave Plowman (News)
Very easy answer. Makes then easier to carry from the drier to the socks
drawer. But then it's very unlikely you know how to use a washing machine.
He CERTAINLY knows how to use YOU, time and again, Blowman, you senile oaf!
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-05-04 12:58:24 UTC
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Post by Dave Plowman (News)
Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Very easy answer. Makes then easier to carry from the drier to the socks
drawer. But then it's very unlikely you know how to use a washing machine.
You carry your clothes in a heap in your arms? Don't you have some sort of container? I shove all the washing from the machine into the box, carry that to the drawers, then shove all the socks in the sock drawer. Why would I waste time pairing them all? When I put socks on in the morning, I just pick one at random, then pick another the same colour.
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Dave Plowman (News)
2018-05-04 13:45:19 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
When I put socks on in the morning, I just pick one at random, then pick
another the same colour.
So a nice empty sock drawer, then. Figures.
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Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2018-05-03 15:32:08 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Your Colonel do. As a military man (Vietnam war hero), I learned to impose order upon my life. The military has that sorta effect on a fella, you know. Anywho, I find pairing my socks after washing is just the sort or order I need. And something else, too...


Every third wash (or so), I turn them socks inside-out, to get the lint out.
How about that?
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
2018-05-04 12:59:52 UTC
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Post by Jimmy Wilkinson Knife
Who pairs socks after the wash and why?
Why not just pick two the same out of the drawer at the time of putting them on?
Your Colonel do. As a military man (Vietnam war hero), I learned to impose order upon my life. The military has that sorta effect on a fella, you know. Anywho, I find pairing my socks after washing is just the sort or order I need. And something else, too...
Every third wash (or so), I turn them socks inside-out, to get the lint out.
How about that?
Aren't army folk tough enough to not use socks?
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