Yale Guen Mar's cup will runneth over 0n his 81st birthday in 2019 (if he is still alive). That will be the year of the pig - Yale Guen Mar's favorite animal even though his addiction has cost Yale Guen Mar his middle fingers

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As the year of the horse appears on the horizon, Yale Guen Mar has some special plans for 1st February, 2014 to herald it in advance.

Yale Guen Mar, why did you order 76 candles at the local Hmong grocery store? And what are you going to do with the heat resistant mat with a hole to fit your asshole that you bought from your Hmong grocer?

Yale Guen Mar is planning a 76 candle salute on 1st February to celebrate his 76th birthday. It will be timed to last 76 minutes.

Yale Guen Mar has ordered 76 candles form the local Hmong grocery store. He has also bought a heat resistant mat with a hole to fit Yale Guen Mar's asshole.

Come February 1, Yale Guen Mar will lie down naked on his stomach in the porch of his house at 3851 Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA.

Then Meichi Thia will go through a ritual scripted by Yale Guen Mar himself. She will insert a candle into Yale Guen Mar's asshole and light it. She will ask Yuhua Lup to blow pout the candle after a minute.

Meichi Thai will then pull out the blown out candle and insert a fresh one.

The ritual will be repeated 76 times. And after 76 candles have been lit by Meichi Thai and blown out by Yuhua Luo, once candle at at a time, Meichi Thai and Yuhua Luo will sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Yale Guen Mar to mark his 76th birthday.

And after that it will be business as usual. Meichi Thai will shove suppositories up Yale Guen Mar's hemorrhoid scarred asshole.

Meichi Thai will apply Preparation H and Tiger Balm to Yale Guen Mar's rectum.

And, finally, Meichi Thai will put a fresh diaper on Yale Guen Mar.

1st February, 2014 is going to be a long night for Meichi Thai and Yuhua Luo as they help Yale Guen Mar to celebrate his 76th birthday.

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Yale Guen Mar, you will be 78 on Monday, February 1. And, then, pretty soon it will be the year of the monkey. Nonetheless, stop monkeying, for heaven's sake.

Grow up instead of throwing temper tantrums like a toddler.

I know you need a catheter inside you 24/7 to be able to pee. But you still have your balls, don't you? Be a man (even if it is a decrepit 78-year old man) to own up to you own posts.

In the mean time, here is an rst0/7/9 (Yale Guen Mar) photo album from his happier days - It shows an ex "girl" friend (a transgender character) with his/her step grandchildren:

https://picasaweb.google.com/112462267608865651931/ScrapbookPhotos#

Here is an rst0/7/9 (Yale Guen Mar) photo album from his current lonely days. It shows his live-in-nurse-cum-maid, Meichi Thai. In his decrepit state, 78-year old rst0/2/7/9 (Yale Guen Mar) spends considerable time fantasizing on sex while looking at the album:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/***@N00/

And, last but certainly not the least, here's photo of rst0/2/7/9 (Yale Guen Mar) from his younger days that he has posted on the internet while seeking girlfriends through dating services:

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As the year of the horse appears on the horizon, Yale Guen Mar has some special plans for 1st February, 2014 to herald it in advance.

Yale Guen Mar, why did you order 76 candles at the local Hmong grocery store? And what are you going to do with the heat resistant mat with a hole to fit your asshole that you bought from your Hmong grocer?

Yale Guen Mar is planning a 76 candle salute on 1st February to celebrate his 76th birthday. It will be timed to last 76 minutes.
Yale Guen Mar has ordered 76 candles form the local Hmong grocery store. He has also bought a heat resistant mat with a hole to fit Yale Guen Mar's asshole.
Come February 1, Yale Guen Mar will lie down naked on his stomach in the porch of his house at 3851 Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA.
Then Meichi Thia will go through a ritual scripted by Yale Guen Mar himself. She will insert a candle into Yale Guen Mar's asshole and light it. She will ask Yuhua Lup to blow pout the candle after a minute.
Meichi Thai will then pull out the blown out candle and insert a fresh one.
The ritual will be repeated 76 times. And after 76 candles have been lit by Meichi Thai and blown out by Yuhua Luo, once candle at at a time, Meichi Thai and Yuhua Luo will sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Yale Guen Mar to mark his 76th birthday.
And after that it will be business as usual. Meichi Thai will shove suppositories up Yale Guen Mar's hemorrhoid scarred asshole.
Meichi Thai will apply Preparation H and Tiger Balm to Yale Guen Mar's rectum.
And, finally, Meichi Thai will put a fresh diaper on Yale Guen Mar.
1st February, 2014 is going to be a long night for Meichi Thai and Yuhua Luo as they help Yale Guen Mar to celebrate his 76th birthday.

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In four days, I'll be 77 years young!!!!
It seems like only not too long ago I sailed into San Francisco Bay
looking up above over the clouds to see the Golden Gate Bridge. I
still remember the San Francisco Bay water was muddy brown color
instead of the dark blue/green color today.

Yale Guen Mar, your 78th birthday is on 1st February. Remember how you muddied the San Francisco Bay in 1949 as soon as you got off the boat from Hong Kong? How are your middle fingers, Yale Guen Mar, after years of abuse inside pigs' assholes?

67 years later, the year of the monkey is upon us. There is bad news and good news for Yale Guen Mar.

The bad news is that years of finger-fucking pigs in their assholes has taken its toll on Yale Guen Mar's middle fingers.

But the good news is that as the world approaches the year of the monkey Yale Guen Mar's Hmong neighbors have once again voted to pool together money to finance Yale Guen Mar's travel to Cambodia to seek cures with alternate medicine for his cancerous middle fingers.

Of course there is a catch. The Hmong neighbors will finance Yale Guen Mar's travel to Cambodia only if he agrees never to come back to Merced, CA.

Go for it, Yale Guen Mar. You have nothing to lose but your cancerous middle fingers and everything to gain, including a new country of residence.

In the meantime, Yale Guen Mar has planned an elaborate ritual for his 78th birthday with 78 candles and his hemorrhoid scarred stupid asshole.

Meichi Thai and Yuhua Luo will help him to perform the ritual spanning the last minutes of 31st January and the early minutes of 1st February. It will allow Yale Guen Mar to celebrate the advent of the year of the monkey as also his 78th birthday on February 1 with a single ritual.

But Yale Guen wants to live for 3 more years so that he can repeat the ritual in the year of the pig. That way he'll be able to celebrate his lifelong addiction to finger-fucking pigs along with his 81st birthday in 2019.

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Yale Guen Mar, you'll be 78 on Monday, February 1, 2016.

Think back. Repent and resolve to undo/mitigate your misdeeds of the past.

Do try to invite your Hmong neighbors to your 78th birthday celebration. Don't forget to invite Mr. Ravinder Singh either.

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[Yale Guen Mar gave STD to at least 4 pigs by finger-fucking them in the anus]

AFP
December 4, 2009

MERCED - Authorities said a man who was caught finger-fucking show hogs in the asshole will have his case presented to the Merced County Grand Jury next month. Yale Guen Mar, 71, was arrested on Dec. 3, 2009 after police set up surveillance cameras near a Hmong-owned hog farm in Merced County.

Merced Police Chief Yuhua Luo said the hogs were examined by a local veterinarian, during a routine examination, and the owner was told that four of the hogs had a STD anal infection.

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[At his 75th birthday, Merced resident Yale Guen Mar discovers his atrophied middle fingers infected with STDs contracted from pigs' colons - he might lose his middle fingers to amputation. That would leave him handicapped in pursuing his life long passion of finger-fucking pigs in their assholes]

AFP
February 1, 2013

Man's middle fingers contracted VD from STD infected pigs
Amputation may leave him with eight fingers

Yale Guen Mar, a resident of Merced, made unwanted medical history on his 75th birthday as doctors diagnosed his middle fingers to be ravaged by STD contracted from pigs,' colons.

Yale Guen Mar had been on probation as a sex offender since 2009 when he got outed as a serial pig molester. He had, then, confessed to the police that he had been finger-fucking pigs in their assholes since he was a little boy.

Yale Guen Mar's obsession with pigs' assholes predates his arrival to USA in 1949 as a 11-year old boy when the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) captured power in mainland China. He had been finger-fucking pigs' in their assholes even as a preteen in mainland China.

Yale Guen Mar confessed in an interview that even today he feels a certain excitement every time he visits hog farms in around around Merced county like the Loin Eye pig farm and the Mai keri Her pig farm.

But his 75th birthday today finds him with a fly in the ointment - his days of excitement might be coming to an end. Doctors have just diagnosed that Yale Guen mar's atrophied middle fingers are from STDs. Yale Guen Mar's middle fingers got infected through years of intimate close encounters with colons of pigs.

Doctors have opined that Yale Guen mar should have his middle fingers amputated to prevent the spread of the disease that might ultimately affect his brain. Already there are obvious signs that the STDs on his middle fingers may have already taken a toll on his neural network.

As we ge to press, Yale Guen Mar is seeking a second and a third opinion on what to do with his infected middle fingers. While their amputation might stop the spread of infection, the loss of the middle fingers will be virtually akin to castration for the 75-year old Yale Guen Mar who has been a serial pig molester all his life.

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In four days, I'll be 77 years young!!!!
It seems like only not too long ago I sailed into San Francisco Bay
looking up above over the clouds to see the Golden Gate Bridge. I
still remember the San Francisco Bay water was muddy brown color
instead of the dark blue/green color today.

Yale Guen Mar, your 78th birthday is on 1st February. Remember how you muddied the San Francisco Bay in 1949 as soon as you got off the boat from Hong Kong? How are your middle fingers, Yale Guen Mar, after years of abuse inside pigs' assholes?
67 years later, the year of the monkey is upon us. There is bad news and good news for Yale Guen Mar.
The bad news is that years of finger-fucking pigs in their assholes has taken its toll on Yale Guen Mar's middle fingers.
But the good news is that as the world approaches the year of the monkey Yale Guen Mar's Hmong neighbors have once again voted to pool together money to finance Yale Guen Mar's travel to Cambodia to seek cures with alternate medicine for his cancerous middle fingers.
Of course there is a catch. The Hmong neighbors will finance Yale Guen Mar's travel to Cambodia only if he agrees never to come back to Merced, CA.
Go for it, Yale Guen Mar. You have nothing to lose but your cancerous middle fingers and everything to gain, including a new country of residence.
In the meantime, Yale Guen Mar has planned an elaborate ritual for his 78th birthday with 78 candles and his hemorrhoid scarred stupid asshole.
Meichi Thai and Yuhua Luo will help him to perform the ritual spanning the last minutes of 31st January and the early minutes of 1st February. It will allow Yale Guen Mar to celebrate the advent of the year of the monkey as also his 78th birthday on February 1 with a single ritual.
But Yale Guen wants to live for 3 more years so that he can repeat the ritual in the year of the pig. That way he'll be able to celebrate his lifelong addiction to finger-fucking pigs along with his 81st birthday in 2019.

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For a lonely son of a bitch you are, you certainly have no right to say
anything about sex as you have never had any. You can not fuck, lecher
dog. You got drooping wet noodle penis, no balls, and no sperm. You
can not even masturbate. Your drooping wet noodle penis can not
penetrate water. You can only write about sex. You can not perform.
You are old 60+ Chinaman pig with big potbelly. Your wife left you for
someone else. You are going to die in your sleep soon. No one is a
bigger son of a bitch than you are, lecher dog. You are going to die
in your sleep soon. No one is a bigger asshole rice licking jackass
than you are. You are going to die in your sleep soon. You have no
social skills, no manners, no friend. You are going to die in your
sleep soon. You are a psycho case. Go see a psychiatrist or you
surely will die in your sleep soon.

Yale Guen Mar, you are a dirty old man. You suffer from ED and you have no testicles. What, on earth, are you trying to prove by talking dirty?

Yale Guen Mar, haven't you been trying to charge yourself with testicles transplant?

Yale Guen Mar, you have ED but no testicles. You have suffered from ED for decades. Isn't that the reason you took to finger-fucking pigs in their assholes from your boyhood days in mainland China?

Yale Guen Mar, you had faked a father in USA to get your fake citizenship papers. But you remain an illegal alien even after 65 years in the USA.

And your alleged son in Boston is just as much a fake son as your alleged father was a fake father. You lost your testicles many many decades ago during a close encounter with a pig when the pig you were molesting retaliated by ramming your scrotum with its snout.

Moreover, you have been a lifelong patient of ED and never had the ability to get an erection. That is the reason you have been finger-fucking pigs in their asshole all your life.

How on earth can you have a son of your own?

Go and get a DNA test done if you are still delusional.

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Mercury Sun-Star
February 1, 2014

76 Year Old Merced Man Seeks Transplant of Porcine Testicles to Fill His Empty Scrotum

Merced-Doctors have been faced with an ethical dilemma by a 76 year old resident of Merced who seeks a transplant of porcine testicles to fill his empty scrotum.

Yale Guen Mar lost his testicles many decades ago in an accident. He was pursuing his passion of molesting pigs when a pig retaliated by ramming its snout on Yale Guen Mar's scrotum. Yale Guen Mar has remained testicle-less ever since.

But now Yale Guen Mar claims that he needs the requested transplant because lack of testicles has affected his character for a long time. And he wants a porcine testicle because that way would be his revenge on the species that turned him testicle-less in the first place.

But the local medical board is of divide opinion on the transplant.

One member of the board thinks the transplant would be great for Yale Guen Mar to regain self-esteem.

But all other members of the board feel that the procedure would be deeply insulting to the porcine community even if the testicles are taken from a dead pig.


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It's February 1, 2016. Yale Guen Mar has turned 78.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Yale Guen Mar.

Is the Tiger Balm working? Or are you still moaning and groaning from the pain in your asshole?

Glad to learn from the Hmong grapevine that your wax sealing fell off when shit gushed out of your asshole. Are you looking forward to the year of the pig when you'll be 81 ?

All didn't go according to plan. That's what I am hearing from the Hmong grapevine in Merced, CA.

To begin with, not just Yuhua Luo but even Ravinder Singh refused to have anything to do with the candles though they agreed to witness the ritual for celebrating Yale Guen Mar's birthday.

Meichi Thai "manfully" undertook the entire task.

She inserted the candles inside Yale Guen Mar's asshole, one by one. She lit the inserted candle and asked Yale Guen Mar to make a wish. And, then she blew out the candle and extricated it and went over to inserting the next candle. Yes, she did that with 78 candles, one at a time.

There was one hitch. Melted wax solidified to seal Yale Guen Mar's ass hole. But just when all seemed lot, Yale Guen Mar pushed and pushed to bring out a gush of shit from his asshole. It was stinky but it did blow away the wax seal.

Yale Guen Mar is now resting on his stomach.

And Meichi Thai is applying copious amounts of Tiger Balm to Yale Guen Mar's asshole to relieve him of the excrucuating pain.

But Yale Guen Mar is happy - he has told not just Meichi Thai but even Yuhua Luo, Ravinder Singh and the local grocer that he is very very happy with his celebration of his 76th birthday.

Yale Guen Mar is looking forward to 2019 (if he is still alive then) for the year of the pig (his favorite animal) when he wants to repeat the same ritual, but with 81 candles.


Bulletins from before the birthday:

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An update:

It is being heard through the Hmong grapevine in Merced that Yuhua Luo does not want to have anything to do with Yale Guen Mar's bizarre ritual to celebrate his 78th birthday and the year of the horse. In fact Yuhua Luo has been trying desperately to get rid of Yale Guen Mar from her life - she has even offered Yale Guen Mar $30000 and the minivan to get lost from her life.


Yale Guen Mar is trying to persuade his neighbor Ravinder Singh to take Yuhua Luo's place for the candle ritual to celebrate his 78th birthday and the year of the horse. Yale Guen Mar has also asked his Hmong grocer to look out for a volunteer from among the Hmongs of Merced in case Ravinder turns down Yale Guen Mar's request.

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As the year of the monkey appears on the horizon, Yale Guen Mar has some special plans for 31st January - 1st February night. Yale Guen Mar plans to celebrate his 78th birthday and the advent of the year of the monkey in a single bizarre ritual.

But come 2019, he'll repeat the ritual (if he is still alive) to celebrate his 81st birthday along with the arrival of the year of the pig - an animal which has played a singular role in Yale Guen Mar's twisted life.

Yale Guen Mar, why did you order 76 candles at the local Hmong grocery store? And what are you going to do with the heat resistant mat with a hole to fit your asshole that you bought from your Hmong grocer?

Yale Guen Mar is planning a 76 candle salute on 1st February to celebrate his 76th birthday. It will be timed to last 76 minutes.

Yale Guen Mar has ordered 76 candles form the local Hmong grocery store. He has also bought a heat resistant mat with a hole to fit Yale Guen Mar's asshole.

Come February 1, Yale Guen Mar will lie down naked on his stomach in the porch of his house at 3851 Twilight Avenue in Merced, CA. Actually he will do so about a half hour before it turns 1st February. That way the ritual will last thru January 31st thru February 1 to cover the advent of the year of the horse along with his 76th birthday.


Meichi Thia will go through a ritual scripted by Yale Guen Mar himself. She will insert a candle into Yale Guen Mar's asshole and light it. She will ask Yuhua Lup to blow out the candle after a minute.

Meichi Thai will then pull out the blown out candle and insert a fresh one.

The ritual will be repeated 76 times. And after 76 candles have been lit by Meichi Thai and blown out by Yuhua Luo, once candle at at a time, Meichi Thai and Yuhua Luo will sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Yale Guen Mar to mark his 76th birthday.

And after that it will be business as usual. Meichi Thai will shove suppositories up Yale Guen Mar's hemorrhoid scarred asshole.

Meichi Thai will apply Preparation H and Tiger Balm to Yale Guen Mar's rectum.

And, finally, Meichi Thai will put a fresh diaper on Yale Guen Mar.

31st january - 1st February, 2014 is going to be a long night for Meichi Thai and Yuhua Luo as they help Yale Guen Mar to celebrate his 76th birthday and the year of the horse.

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https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/soc.culture.china/JGFhRCHOh0E

Yale Gun Mar, how did you change your Chinese name into this English name?.

That IS my Chinese name written in alphabetic form.

Yale Guen Mar (Bright Equality Horse) makes absolutely no sense.

1. Yale Guen Mar was never deemed bright, even by his own mother Kim Hi Wong. He was never considered anything but a dullard.

2. Yale Guen Mar can never be associated with equality. No one on earth can ever aspire to equal Yale Guen Mar's stupidity.

3. Yale Guen Mar is most certainly not a horse. He is either a chimpman or a humanzee who has been obsessively finger-gucking pigs in their assholes all his life.

The English name sounds funny. How is this written in Chinese name?

Yale means "bright" in Chinese.
Guen = equality.
Mar = horse. Other people use "Ma", "Mah". My family uses "Mar" since the late 1880s.

Yale Guen Mar, you are no horse. You are a swine. That is why you molest pigs by finger-fucking and fist fucking them till they fart.

This is a pathetic translation of your name that was made by your parents,
or was made by your yourself or uncles?

Boy!!!! you are stupid.
It's NOT a translation,
A name is a name,
A name cannot and should not be translated.
You use the phonetic sound, stupid asshole.

No one has ever accused Yale Guen Mar (Bright Equality Horse) of being bright.

It is still a translation in that it is directly taken from the phonetic

It's not a translation. You are too stupid to understand.

sound from the pronunciation from your Chinese name. You are stupid asshole
that was disgraced to your siblings and your parents.

Without me, my siblings would end up like most Chinese-Americans, another nothing in a racist nation.
With me blazing a trail and leading the way, they are medical doctors and millionaires today.

Yale Guen Mar, if you blazed anything, it was your stinking fart.

Here are some pig stories from Yale Guen Liar's sordid life story of bestiality:


Yale Guen Mar, you need to keep out of mischief. Try not to think of pigs for a while.

Yale Guen Mar, make regular posts on the state of your hemorrhoid scarred asshole, on Meichi Tahia's efforts to keep you in clean diapers at all times and on her attempts to make you poop by shoving tons and tons of suppositories up your asshole.

Keep clear of all assholes, not just pig's assholes.

Most of all, let Meichi Thai do a good job of keeping you in a clean diaper.

Yale Guen Mar's dream time is when he indulges in sexual fantasies involving pigs from Hmong owned hog farms in and around Merced. 2009proved to be the best of years and the worst of years for Yale Guen Mar. That year he molested more pigs than in any other year since 1938. Unfortunately for him, it was also the year he got incarcerated for pig molestation.

Yale Guen Mar, you are a repeat sexual offender - you have got caught molesting many a pig in hog farms around Merced, CA. Is it any surprise that Yue Chung Mar doesn't want to have anything to do with you?

OK, tell us what happened after you got outed while finger-fucking a pig at Mai Keri Her's hog farm? Have you met Captain May Fung since that day of infamy?

Were you prosecuted for bestiality? Did you get early release from the penitentiary because of prison over-crowding, your advancing age and your need for catheter and diaper change every so often?

Here are a couple of stories (AFP & Reuters) stories for the netizens:

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Yale Guen Mar gave STD to at least 4 pigs by finger-fucking them in the anus]

AFP
December 4, 2009

MERCED - Authorities said a man who was caught finger-fucking show hogs in the asshole will have his case presented to the Merced County Grand Jury next month. Yale Guen Mar, 71, was arrested on Dec. 3, 2009 after police set up surveillance cameras near a Hmong-owned hog farm in Merced County.

Merced Police Chief Yuhua Luo said the hogs were examined by a local veterinarian, during a routine examination, and the owner was told that four of the hogs had a STD anal infection.



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[Yale Guen Mar of Merced created quite a commotion in a Hmong family-owned pig farm in the area when his attempt to surreptitiously finger-fuck a pig in its asshole caused it to fart and trip the alarm for gas leaks]

Reuters
26 November 2009

Pig farts spark Merced gas scare in a Hmong family-owned pig farm


MERCED: A flatulent pig sparked a gas emergency at a Hmong family-owned pig farm in Merced, California on Thursday when owner Mai Keri Her and customers alike mistook the odors for a leaking gas pipe.

Fifteen firefighters and two trucks were called to the Merced pig farm owned by Mai Keri Her after reports of a gas leak, said a spokesman for the Merced Fire Service.


"When we got there, as we drove through the gates, there was this huge pig, weighing about 265-pound. Yale Guen Mar, a resident of the locality from 3851 Twilight Avenue was trying to finger-fuck the pig in its asshole and inadvertently caused it to fart repeatedly. It was very obvious where the gas was coming from," said fire Captain May Fung who happens to be an ex significant other of Yale Guen Mar though they haven't been sweet to each other since the 1980s.


"We could not only smell it, but we heard it and it was quite funny."


Captain May Fung said that Yale Guen Mar, her ex beau, who was found finger-fucking the the pig's asshole, was"a little bit embarrassed to say the least," and it took fire crews a little while to compose themselves.


"It was fairly obvious what it was. I think we dealt with it fairly professionally and had a bit of a giggle when we got back to the station," Captain May Fung declared in a press release..


But customers at the pig farm and its Hmong owners were not so amused. They felt that Yale Guen Mar had brought disrepute upon the pig farm. "Which customer would willingly have the bacon of a pig finger-fucked by Yale Guen Mar?,' they said in unison. They strongly felt that Yale Guen Mar should be arrested and tried for bestiality. But, then, the wheels of justice are known to move rather slowly, if at all, when the victim is a mere pig, complained Mai Keri Her, the owner of the pig farm.


The pig farm's owner, as a last resort, will lodge a complaint with the SPCA against Yale Guen Mar for committing an unnatural sex crime.

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Yale Guen Liar, cease molesting pigs right away.

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Yale Guen Mar, 914 10th Street in Phoenix should have been like your home. Instead you chose to make it a storage place for your contrabands.


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I am very much interested in hearing from Chinese-Americans within the
United States on how their aged parents/grandparents were faring in
their sunset years. It was ironic for me growing up in a small town,
living in California most of my adult life about a thousand miles from
"home". As each of us gets older and educated, we leave "home" only to
come "home" for visit once or twice a year. My sibblings live in
Tucson about 125 miles away leaving my parents alone at "home". To me,
"home" was, is and will always be 914 10th St. and I never take any of
my things from "home" to California.
Then my father got sick and checked into the hospital. My brother in
Tucson returned "home" and talked to the doctor, who said my father may
be in hospital for about a week. Since my mother can not speak English
and alone at home, he decided to transfer my father to Tucson Medical
Center where he works and move my mother to a retirement home in
Tucson. The house was sold. "Home" is no more. All my college year
photos were gone, my short-wave radio, my gun collection, everything in
my bedroom, including the photos of my favorite pigs, were thrown away
or given away without telling me.
My father recovered and moved into the retirement home with my mother,
each taken up a room with a cost of $1,200/month each for a total of
$2,400. With no outside activities and eat and sleep, my father died
in 15 months later. My mother died two years later after my father. I
believe my mother died of loneliness and neglect. I have 3 sibblings
living in Tucson, not one would visit and talk to my mother often
enough to care.

Yale Guen Mar, can't you ever get over the loss of your gun collection, photos of your favorite pigs and your short-wave radio? Donald and Eugene were only trying to protect you from yourself.

Yale Guen Mar, you are being grossly unfair to your brothers Eugene Yale Mar and Donald Yale Mar. They were achievers. The only reason they got rid of your gun collection, short-wave radio and the photos of your favorite pigs was to save you from yourself.

Quit holding grudges against Donald and Eugene, Get their help to cope with your problems.

Funeral rites for an elderly person follow the prescribed form and convey relevant respect: rites befitting the person's status, age etc. are performed even if this means the family of the deceased must go into debt to pay for them.

Ben Shee Mar and Susan Suye Oy Wong were fortunate to be honored at their burial by their children and grandchildren. They lie buried side by side in Duncanville, Texas.

Nephew Yale Guen Mar was not welcome at the funerals by the Mar clan, and for understandable reasons.

But then Yale Guen Mar wasn't welcome at the funerals of his parents Tony Chee Mar and Kim Hi Wong either. No one wanted him at the funerals.

At Qingming Festival every year, Homer Yale Mar and his siblings pay respect to their parents Ben Shee Mar and Susan Suey Oy Wong, and all relatives and ancestors who have passed away. They spend time tidying up the graves and tombstones of Ben Shee Mar and Susan Suey Oy Wong. They offer food, flowers and paper money to their ancestors.

In stark contrast, Yale Guen Mar spends time sulking about times when he got thrashed by his father Tony Chee Mar and mother Kim Hi Wong for misbehavior.

Tony Chee Mar and Ben Shee Mar were twins.

Tony Chee Mar married Kim Hi Wong. They had lasting regrets about son Yale Guen Mar who gave them only grief.

Tony Chee Mar (1915-1999) was born in 1915, to Hall T. Mar(Chan) and Choi Kang Ma.

Tony married Kim Hi Wong. They had 5 children: Eugene Yale Mar, Yale Guen Mar, Donald Yale Mar and 2 other children.

Tony passed away in 1999, at age 84 in Arizona.

Yale Guen Mar was not allowed at the funeral because no one wanted him there.

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Yale Guen Mar, you are an ingrate, You bite the hand of parents that feeds
you. Without them feeding you, how can you grow up without them? You eat
rice or pasta, and yet you don't know their price. It shows that you are an
ignorant fool. It shows that you are an ingrate. You have character flaws.
Perhaps you should stop blaming your dead parents, and repent your life,
Just stop blaming your mother, Kim Hi Wong, and your father, Tony Chee Mar,
for all your rants. You are now 77. Own up to your character flaws before
you faked away.

Tony Chee Mar and Kim Hi Wong were good parents. They did everything possible for Yale Guen Mar. Unfortunately, Yale Guen Mar was a very bad son. He continued to wallow in selfishness and utter stupidity.

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All my relatives/ancestry before my generation were losers.
So don't ever talk about them to me. I have nothing but
contempt for them. And it includes all the cousins I have.

Yale Guen Mar, you used to lie to your parents, uncle and aunt. And now you lie on the newsgroup. Yale Guen Mar, you are all sleaze with not an iota of any redeeming feature.

Yale Guen Mar was a bad son from day one. He was not welcome at the funerals of his uncle and aunt abd even at the funerals of his own parents.

To put Yale Guen Mar's villainy in perspective, no one in the Mar clan wanted Yale Guen Mar to attend the funerals of Yale Guen Mar's Uncle (his father's twin brother) some 30 years ago. The pattern was repeated at the funeral of Yale Guen Mar's aunt about half-a-dozen years ago. No one in the Mar clan could stand the thought of Yale Guen Mar being at the funeral. So, cousin Yue Chung Mar very plainly told Yale Guen Mar that he was not welcome.

Yale Guen Ma was a bad son right from his birth !!

A bad mother is a rarity. A bad son a far more common occurrence. Yale Guen Mar is of course trying to shift the blame on his mother. But it is obvious that it is Yale Guen Mar who was always at fault.


Yale Guen Mar never supported his parents financially or otherwise.. It was the parents who indulged Yale Guen Mar when they allowed him to retain his room in their house long after he was no longer a minor.

Yale Guen Mar lost his room only when his 3 siblings put an end to the indulgence. They got rid of everything that Yale Guen Mar had stored in t hat room, including his collection of his semen-stained photos of his favorite pigs.

No one in the Mar family (including the 3 siblings) wants to remember Yale Guen Mar, and understandably so. Yale Guen Mar was specifically told by family members that he was not welcome at the funeral of his own parents, let alone at the funerals of cousin Yue Chung Mar's parents.

Yale Guen Mar is hated by everyone in the Mar clan and rightly so.

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My son asked me not to post on soc.culture.china.

Yale Guen Mar, it is time for you to heed the advice of your "son" instead of making a complete fool of yourself on the newsgroup.

I can't allow Satish the satisfaction. I gotta beat the hell out of him.

Just last year, Ms. Lee beat the shit out of you. You enraged her by farting inside the Merced Community Food Market once too often. She assaulted you with an opo squash. You were beaten up so severely that you couldn't drag yourself to the computer to make posts on the newsgroup for the next 3 weeks !!

Be careful about Mr. Miao as well. If you fart or shit again inside Yue Cheng market, Mr. Miao might shove a bitter melon or a Chinese okra up your hemorrhoid-scarred asshole.

People like Satish must NOT be allowed to live!!!! Hopefully, INS agents
will catch on and arrest him, and deport him back to India where he belongs.
The problem here is he sleeps in the day time when INS agents are working.
He works at night when INS agents sleep.

Yale Guen Mar, remember how you used to brag that your domestic partner tells you that you spend all your time on the newsgroup just to call everyone else on the newsgroup an idiot?

Well, Yale Guen Mar, you are now firmly entrenched as the newsgroup idiot. Now that everyone on the newsgroup is calling you an idiot, have you conveyed this to your domestic partner?

No wonder your "son" is so ashamed of you. Who wouldn't be unless he is as shameless as Yale Guen Mar. You are not allowed to skype with Valentina and Luca without adult supervision. But May Fung and Roberto Buonamici have no problem boding with Valentina and Luca. Yale Guen Mar, you have no one but yourself to blame for your predicament. What were you thinking when you exposed yourself on Skype under the guise of giving potty training? Yuhua Luo hasn't helped by revealing your shenanigans with Judah.

Yale Guen Mar is the tantrum throwing kid in s.c.c.

For years he bragged how his ex domestic partner used to say that Yale Guen Mar spends time on the newsgroup to call everyone else an idiot.

But now that everyone else has identified Yale Guen Mar as the newsgroup idiot, he can't take it. And that in spite of the fact that Yale Guen Mar is indeed the newsgroup idiot. That's why he has become the laughing stock in the newsgroup.

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Satish, Mr. Singh has been living in Toronto, Canada, with his other son
for the last month or so. Your have been proving yourself to be an idiot,
making up lies to post. The three of you, bmoore, Wakalukong, and Satish,
the pep boys of soc.culture.china, The Pep Boys: Manny, Moe & Jack.

Yale Guen Mar, your name is already mud in Merced, especially among your Hmong neighbors. Now it will be mud in not just Toronto but in rest of Canada as well.

I wouldn't be surprised if Mr. Ravinder Singh repeats the stories of your lack of civic sense and of patriotism and of your utter idiocy to acquaintances in Toronto as well. So, now your notoriety will spread to Canada as well.

But, Yale Guen Mar, you have always been totally shameless. So, I am sure you will just shrug your shoulders and continue to be just as shameless.

Your antics were never a laughing matter to Mr. Ravinder Singh. Yale Guen Mar's diaper has leaked again and again during Yale Guen Mar's visit to the Singh residence for crying on Ravinder's shoulders - the leaks always leave stinking stains on Ravinder's sofa.

Yale Guen Mar has been really depressed after his futile appeal to May Fung for a "loan". Yale Guen Mar had been visiting Ravinder's house quite often to cry his heart out - but he always sheds more than justtears. Yale Guen Mar's diaper invariably leaks leaving yellow stains on Ravinder's sofa.

Yale Guen Mar, be considerate. Ask Meichi Thai to change your diaper before you pay a visit to Ravinder's house.

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Yale Guen Mar is "made in China" even though Yale Guen Mar claims that the sperms were sent from USA by mail to his mother by his alleged biological father.

Yale Guen Mar has lasted 79 years.

But there are issues:

Yale Guen Mar cannot pee, let alone ejaculate, without a catheter.

Meichi Thai has to apply Tiger Balm and Preparation H religiously to Yale Guen Mar's hemorrhoid scarred asshole every evening at 7 PM and at other times as necessary.

Yale Guen Mar's incontinence forces him to be on diaper 24/7.

Yale Guen Mar has been adviced to surgically remove his middle fingers atrophied from years of STD infection.


Yale Guen Mar, you live in a glass house. It isn't prudent of you to throw stones at other houses.

1: You have not practiced safe sex while finger-fucking pigs in their assholes - you are now about to lose your middle fingers.

2: You are guilty of infecting pigs in their assholes by your failure to practice safe sex.

3: You planned a bizarre ritual for your 76th birthday were turned down by Ravinder Singh, Yuhua Luo and your Hmong grocer. Only Meichi Thai agreed to indulge you after your incessant whining and begging.

4: You were thrown out of UC Davis campus when you tried to "borrow" money from Yuhua Luo's son.

5: You were rebuffed when you tried to "borrow" money from Yuhua Luo's son at UC at Davis.

6: You are not allowed unsupervised contact with either Judah or Valentina

7: You have been denied visas to Taiwan and to Italy because of facts bought to the notice of authorities by relatives of Judah and Valentina.

Yale Guen Mar, philosophize more, post less. That might mask your mental illness somewhat.

And you have much to philosophize.

Here are some things that Yale Guen Mar can philosophize about as Meichi Thai forces him to remain glued to the bed-pan:

* Yale Guen Mar's prostate has enlarged beyond previous level - Meichi Thai was changing Yale Guen Mar's catheter.

* Yale Guen Mar had a severe case of diarrhea after eating crow and chicken feet. Meichi Thai was changing Yale Guen Mar's diaper.

* Yale Guen Mar was all blocked up from severe constipation - Meichi Thai was shoving suppositories up Yale Guen Mar's hemorrhoid scarred rectum.

* Meichi Thai had ordered Yale Guen Mar not to move his butt from the bedpan

* Yale Guen Mar was despondent about the impending loss of Yale Guen Mar's STD ravaged middle fingers.

* Yale Guen Mar was in a hog farm looking for a pig to molest.

* Yale Guen Mar was getting counseling at the office of a professor of animal psychology at UC, Davis

* Yale Guen Mar was trying to probe Judah's private parts to find out the sex.

* Yale Guen Mar was trying to get a loan from the step son of an ex domestic partner

* Yale Guen Mar was trying to explain to his handler in the CCP why the water boarding technology he had sold to PRC turned out to be defective.

* Yale Guen Mar was trying to come up with an innocuous explanation for the deposits in his bank account by his handler in the CCP.

* Yale Guen Mar was on the phone with cousin Yue Chung Mar trying to explain his "circumcision scar" that he had shown Yue Chung Mar when they were 11.

* Yale Guen Mar was registering himself as a sex offender after getting caught for being a serial pig molester.

* Yale Guen Mar was explaining to Yuhua Luo why he had reported all the residents of his Twilight Avenue residence to be whites even though they were all yellow.

* Yale Guen Mar was seeking second opinion from his doctor in Cambodia about his STD ravaged middle fingers.

* Yale Guen Mar was offering apologies to all his Hmomg neighbors for molesting the pigs in their hog farms.

* Yale Guen Mar was begging for more money from Yuhua Luo after exhausting the $30,000 she had given him before kicking him out of the house.

* Yale Guen Mar was explaining to May Fung why it wasn't really his fault when he caused the gas leak alarm to trip while finger-fucking a 265 lb pig.

* Yale Guen Mar was mourning loss of semen-stained photos of his favorite pigs that his 3 siblings got rid of while cleaning out his room.

* Yale Guen Mar was philosophizing about why his alleged biological father had abused him while Yale Guen Mar was growing up in California and Arizona - it was the fault of Confucius.

* Yale Guen Mar was fast asleep after a hearty meal of crow and chicken feet.

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Satish, Mr. Singh has been living in Toronto, Canada, with his other son
for the last month or so. Your have been proving yourself to be an idiot,
making up lies to post. The three of you, bmoore, Wakalukong, and Satish,
the pep boys of soc.culture.china, The Pep Boys: Manny, Moe & Jack.

Yale Guen Mar, your name is already mud in Merced, especially among your Hmong neighbors. Now it will be mud in not just Toronto but in rest of Canada as well.
I wouldn't be surprised if Mr. Ravinder Singh repeats the stories of your lack of civic sense and of patriotism and of your utter idiocy to acquaintances in Toronto as well. So, now your notoriety will spread to Canada as well.
But, Yale Guen Mar, you have always been totally shameless. So, I am sure you will just shrug your shoulders and continue to be just as shameless.
Your antics were never a laughing matter to Mr. Ravinder Singh. Yale Guen Mar's diaper has leaked again and again during Yale Guen Mar's visit to the Singh residence for crying on Ravinder's shoulders - the leaks always leave stinking stains on Ravinder's sofa.
Yale Guen Mar has been really depressed after his futile appeal to May Fung for a "loan". Yale Guen Mar had been visiting Ravinder's house quite often to cry his heart out - but he always sheds more than justtears. Yale Guen Mar's diaper invariably leaks leaving yellow stains on Ravinder's sofa.
Yale Guen Mar, be considerate. Ask Meichi Thai to change your diaper before you pay a visit to Ravinder's house.

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Yale Guen Mar, you are all talk and no action because you never had a functioning penis or even an asshole.

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/soc.culture.china/jsnSl9JNsKM

Get your wife or your daughter over here.
You can witness my sexual power with your wife or your daughter.

Yale Guen Mar, stories of your sexual power has already been already told and retold by your caregiver Meichi Thai who toils ceaselessly to keep you clean. She has shared the stories with all your Hmong neighbors.

* she gives you a warm water douche every day at 7 PM

* she shoves suppositories up your asshole to make you poop.

* she changes your catheter to keep you peeing.

* she shoves tampons up your hemorrhoid scarred asshole

* she applies Tiger Balm and Preparation H to soothe your asshole.

* she tries to change you into a clean diaper before it is too late.

So, Yale Guen Mar, no point in boasting about your sexual powers when you can't even pee without a catheter let alone ejaculate or even have an erection.

Yale Guen Mar, you have never had the capacity to rise to the occasion. That is why you went into finger-fucking pigs in their assholes for your sexual joy.

Here's an apt epitaph for the quintessential idiot Yale Guen Mar:

Here lies the body of Mar Guen Yale,
A lying, thieving, cheating rascal ;
He always lied, and now he lies,
He has no soul and cannot rise.

Heck, with a catheter inside him 24/7, 76-year old Yale Guen Mar can't even rise to the occasion for sex.

My aunt died in Texas, stupid Satish Kumar madhavan.
When I didn't even go to my own mother's funeral,
there is no reason for me to go to my aunt's funeral.
After I died, I don't want anyone at my funeral.
As a matter of fact, I don't want a funeral.
Just throw my body into the ocean.

Why do you want the ocean polluted?

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/soc.culture.china/goZEwq20iuA

Please predict the date of your impending death?

Probably in 2023.

How may will attend your funeral?

None!!! I don't want anyone at my funeral.
As a matter of fact, I want no funeral.

How will your body be disposed off?

Sky burial, Tibetan way. Let the vultures eat it.
Don;t let anything go to waste.

Yale Guen Mar, even vultures have self-respect.

No self-respecting vulture will deign to eat your disease-ful body.

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/soc.culture.china/eJPEw2Okxd8

I will go nowhere, Satish. Yuhua has select a grave site for me already.

I'll let you on to a secret. The grave site, you think is for you, is not really for you. Yuhua and Carlton are sick and tired of listening to your desire for a sky burial.

Yuhua and Carlton have decided that theoir first choice for the grave site is Carlton's biological father from China, He visits Fremont, CA every year It would be fitting if he rests in peace in that grave site chosen by his beloved Yuhua.

In case that is not possible both Carlton and Yuhua have decided to bury Kimi and Subi there when the time comes.

So, Yale Guen Mar, short of a Tibetan sky burial, you are destined to rest in peace in Safford, AZ.

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My father went to see a fortune teller in 1949 in Hong Kong.
1: Get a second wife when he's 45 years old.
2: He will die at age 65.
You don't need a fortune teller to make these kind of truth to any man.
1: His wife will be having her menopause. Get a young woman for sex.
2: In 1949, the life-span of Chinese male was about 65 years old.

Yale Guen Mar, you haven't told us the whole story. You were a mere 11 years in Hong Kong when the fortune-teller told you that you would soon live in a small desert town in Arizona where temperatures were like 120 degrees. You had laughed it of. But it wasn't long before you crossed the South China Sea, an, in fact, the Pacific Ocean to do just that.

The fortune-teller had also said that you'll be buried under earth (no sky burial) in a desert town in Arizna to be baked at 120 degrees till eternity. That too is likely to come true.

You'll soon be moving to Safford, AZ because you have become persona non grata with your Hmong neighbors in Merced, CA.

Your message carrier cousin in Santa Clara will then take you to Safford, AZ and introduce you to her friends on W Thatcher Blvd. They will sponsor you stay at a local pig sty.

You'll die there and be buried for eternity in Safford, AZ where it had all started.

The fortune-teller couldn't have been more right.

BTW, what have you done with the $30,000 and the minivan that Yuhua gave you to get rid of you from her life? Have you already frittered away all that money? Have you sold the minivan as well?


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Retirement does not require thinking, Malaysian Mule. Just keep your muscles
working by doing daily exercises, and eat healthy food. Once in a while, go
visit friends and relatives.

Yale Guen Mar, when you were tired (long before you retired), you found out that thinking was too onerous for you.

So, Yale Guen Mar, you do not think.

No surprise there. No thoughtful person could have posted the rubbish you do, even if it was to get recommended by Uncle Chang (your handler with the CCP dictatorship in PRC) for 50 cents.

Merced Chimp, you are as brainless as you are thoughtless.

Speaking of restaurant jobs, haven't you been ricocheting from one firing to another?

Your uncle (twin brother of your father) Ben Shee Mar had to fire you from your janitor's job at Junction City Cafe in Kansas because you were goofing off to be at local piggeries to satisfy your perversion.

And you got fired by George Gee because you were pilfering restaurant supplies. You reapplied for the job after George's death but of no available. Gene thought as little of you as George had.

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Hummmm!!!
Talking about getting even, this takes the cake!!!!

Yale Guen Mar (posting under the fake name of Resty Wyse), there was unfortunately no cake for you when you lost your testicles and, decades later, even your scrotum and pubic hair.

Yale Guen Mar, tell us about the incendiary experience you had during a surgery.

Remember how you had to be rushed to the hospital by your "dad" Tony Chee Mar after you had a close encounter with a pig?

You lost your testicles in that incident decades ago when the pig you were molesting rammed its snout aganist your scrotum. Your scrotum had been testicle-less ever since. And now you have lost your scrotum as well.

Yale Guen Mar (masquerading under the fake name Resty Wyse) indeed had an accident that cost him his pubic hair and his scrotum and could have very easily cost him his life:

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Merced Sun-Star
Reuters

May 1, 2016

Merced, CA: An elderly man, who went into Mercy Medical Center, Merced, CA for laser surgery to rid himself of painful hemorrhoids, lost more than he had bargained for. He needed to be treated for singed pubic hair and a badly burnt scrotum after one of his farts apparently sparked a fire near his anal region due to irradiation of the laser used during the surgery.

The incendiary accident happened on Friday, April 15 at the Mercy Medical Center when a doctor was using laser on the hemorrhoids of a Merced man, Yale Guen Mar, 78, according to the hospital spokesman.

Doctors believe the patient passed gas during the procedure that was unusually rich in hydrogen sulphide and methane.

The hydrogen sulphide created extreme stink inside the operating theater. But the dedicated surgery team had soldiered on through the stink. But then the methane in Mr. Yale Guen Mar's fart turned incendiary when irradiated with the laser. The resulting fire singed most of the patient’s pubic hair and badly burnt his scrotum.

According to a report about the incident, no flammable materials were in the operation room during the surgery and that all equipment were functioning normally.

According to the report:

When the patient’s intestinal gas leaked into the space in the vicinity of his asshole, it ignited with the irradiation of the laser. The burning spread to the patient's pubic hair and badly burnt his scrotum.

The surgery team heroically dealt with the unexpected emergency but the patient lost not only his pubic hair but, to add insult to the injury, his scrotum had to be amputated because it was burnt beyond redemption,

The team leader of the surgical team, Dr. Chi-Chung Miao, explained that the unusually high level of methane in the fart released by Mr. Yale Guen Mar during the surgery was the primary cause of the freak accident.

But there is a silver lining to this dark story. The surgery was not a complete failure. Dr. Miao stated that while Mr. Yale Guen Mar, 78, did lose his pubic hair and his scrotum, he also got rid of some of his painful hemorrhoids.

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In four days, I'll be 77 years young!!!!
It seems like only not too long ago I sailed into San Francisco Bay
looking up above over the clouds to see the Golden Gate Bridge. I
still remember the San Francisco Bay water was muddy brown color
instead of the dark blue/green color today.

Resty (Yale Guen Mar), you must have been responsible for turning the dark blue/green color of the San Francisco Bay into the muddy brown color in November of 1949. What did you do? Shit in the Bay?

Resty (Yale Guen Mar) will be 81 on February 1, 2019.

After that it will be business as usual. Meichi Thai will continue to shove suppositories up Yale Guen Mar's hemorrhoid scarred asshole.

Resty (Yale Guen Mar). you need to address an important issue.

Why don't you ever join your siblings and other family members when they honor your ancestors?

As usual, you were no where to be found when they were honoring your "dad" Tony Chee Mar on Monday, November 5 on the 103rd anniversary of his birth.

Yale Guen Mar, stop sulking about all imaginary slights from the family.

Go to Tucson, AZ and kowtow in front of Tony Chee Mar's grave at the East Palm Cemetery (Lot 49). You'll find your siblings Ellen, Donald and Eugene there tending the tomb of Tony Chee Mar.

Yale Guen Mar, be grateful for everything your "father" Tony Chee Mar did for you selflessly.

* Tony Chee Mar signed papers to declare you to be his son so that
you could find refuge in USA after fleeing CCP takeover of China.

* Tony Chee Mar brought you up in his home in 914 10th Street in Safford, AZ.

* Tony Chee Mar let you work in his cafe.

* Tony Chee Mar taught you English and mathematics.

* Tony Chee Mar tried to teach you the difference between
rational and irrational numbers. It is another matter that
you were too dumb to understand.

* Tony Chee Mar let you have a room in their house at 914 10th Street in Safford, AZ
long after you had reached adulthood.

* Tony Chee Mar bought you a 1963 Pontiac on your 25th birthday.

* You stopped mooching off your parents only when your
siblings Ellen, Donald and Eugene put a stop to it.

Yale Guen Mar, it is time to make a new beginning. Forget your grudge against your "dad" Tony Chee Mar.

Yale Guen Mar, keep these two dates etched in your brain for good:

* November 5, 1915 (Tony Chee Mar's birth)

* March 28, 1999 (Tony Chee Mar's death)

These two days, visit his grave in Lot 49 of East Palm Cemetery in Tucson, AZ.

Meet the other descendants of Tony Chee Mar - sons Donald and Eugene and daughter Ellen. Even grandson Brenton and great grand children Judah, Valentina and Luca.

Help them as they tidy up the grave site, clean the tomb stone, offer incense and paper money and, of course, mai tai.

Yale Guen Mar, you owe a lot to your "dad". Tony Chee Mar was a very kind man :

* Tony Chee Mar gave Yale Guen Mar his first Thanksgiving meal

* Tony Chee Mar let Yale Guen Mar into his own house
on 914 10th Street in Safford, AZ

* Tony Chee Mar taught English and Math to Yale Guen Mar and
taught him the difference between rational and irrational numbers.

* Tony Chee Mar gave Yale Guen Mar his first job at his cafe.

* Tony Chee Mar bought Yale Guen Mar his first car (a 1963 Pontiac).

But Yale Guen Mar was an ingrate. He has continued to resent Tony Chee Mar because:

* Tony Chee Mar had chopped off Yale Guen Mar's pigtail
when he alighted from the ship that had brought him
to San Francisco from Hong Kong.

* Tony Chee Mar refused Yale Guen Mar to shave a straight line in the head.

* Tony Chee Mar insisted on a crew cut for Yale Guen Mar so that he could meld
better with his classmates in the new country.

* Tony Chee Mar punished Yale Guen Mar whenever he strayed from the
straight and narrow (which unfortunately) was far more often than for a normal boy

Yale Guen Mar has refused to get over his grudges.

Yale Guen Mar stays alone at:

3851 Twilight Avenue
Merced, CA 95348

Yale Guen Mar refuses to visit the graves of his parents Tony Chee Mar and Kim Hi Wong in Tucson, AZ even during the Quingming Festival.

Yale Guen Mar, take a train from Merced, CA to Tucson, AZ to be at the grave of your parents Kim Hi Wong and Tony Chee Mar as often as you can . It is in East Palm Cemetery (look for Lot 49).

Here's the address and phone number:

East Palm Cemetery

5801 East Grant Road #C
Tucson, AZ 85712

[phone]

Also, try to get along with Ellen, Donald and Eugene.

Yale Guen Mar, everything about you is fake.

* fake names (Resty Wyse, Buddy Frank, Rusty Wyseman)

* fake race - Yale Guen Mar claims to be a Caucasian at every opportunity

* fake IDs (rst0/2/4/7/9)

* fake diploma (electrical engineering)

* fake citizenship papers for USA and

* even a fake circumcision scar drawn on your penis with a sharpie !!!

She will then apply Preparation H and Tiger Balm to Yale Guen Mar's rectum.

Eventually, Meichi Thai will put a fresh diaper on Yale Guen Mar.

1st February, 2019 is going to be a long night for Meichi Thai and Yuhua Luo as they help Yale Guen Mar to celebrate his 81st birthday.