Smiler, slave, soulless villain, dog! O rarely base. Ye pea-brained
Post by SmilerPost by Kadaitcha ManSmiler, if ye were a man, as man ye are in show, ye would not appear a
gentle lady so. Thou art a frothy gasblower, an incompetent dog-fox not
proved worth a blackberry, a flea-bitten feigned friend, a sheep-biting
I'm prejudiced against morons, liars ... like you.
How do you live with yourself?
A mirror lame. How original?
No, it is not a mirror lame. It's an accurate reflection of your own
words to someone else of yourself.
Let's not forget that in less than the space of a few hours you have
stupidly speculated that pi would be different in a different universe
contrary to what we know about kindergarten level mathematics, stupidly
claimed that computers don't involve undesigned and aimless processes
contrary to what science knows know about how and why crystal
structures devolop, lied about making claims you never made, stupidly
asked for peer-reviewed scientific articles showing that energy cannot
exist by itself while under the blind and stupid assumption that no
such thing exists, stupidly claimed that mammoths are the ancestors of
elephants contrary to what science tells us about mammoth and elephant
genetics, stupidly claimed that prayer is useless contrary to scientific
evidence showing otherwise, and the list goes on and on and on.
All that in a few hours. Fuck me dead. I won't even go into yesterday.
If you don't suspect just a tiny bit that you might be a fuckwit then
there's absolutely zero hope for you.
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