Post by Sid NunciusPost by VickyOn Tue, 12 Sep 2017 08:39:08 +0100, Sid Nuncius
Post by Sid NunciusPost by Clive ArthurPost by VickyHere's a new one -
misheard/deliberately tweaked song lyrics.
The idea is you comment with a few lines of a song, but with some
words altered to make a place name.
My one to start: Unchained Melody.
'Oh my love, my darling; I Hungerford your touch..'
Geddit? Name the song, then the line you're tweaking.
'She wore an itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie, yellow polkadot Basingstoke.'
:o))
So she took her love for to gaze awhile upon the fields of barley
In his arms she fell as her hair came down among Sheffields of gold
Little red Consett
Baby you're much too fast
Little red Consett
You need a love that's gonna last
Fly me to L.A
And let me play among the stars
Let me see what love is like
On poppers, pot and E
I was wondering about Fly Me To Dunoon, but the rest of that verse might
not fit all that well.
I said my, my, my,
I'm Thames Ditton, twice shy, babe
Sleaford two
And two for tea...
This Kirby the last time
This Kirby the last time
Maybe the last time I don't know
When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hanging on a string
She told me it was my Dingwall-ing-a-ling...
Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Gaga ooh-la-la!
Want your Truro-mance
Dungeness, Dungeness,
The greatest gift that I possess...
Llanelli The Elephant packed her trunk...er...
Hello, Matron.
I can Sleaford miles and miles and miles and miles and miles...
Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free
Take a load off Fanny, and you put the Isle Of Wight on me
By the rivers of Badminton
There we lay down
And there we wept
When we remembered Brighton;
Let the words of Yarmouths
And the meditations of Ware, Herts
Be acceptable in Rosyth
Here tonight.
When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother, what will Ibiza
Willoughby I be pretty
Willoughby rich
Here's what she said to me
Que será, será
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not Leigh-on-Sea
Wetherby, will be.
You know, I'm not absolutely convinced that these purple tablets are
working...
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Sid (Make sure Matron is away when you reply)